OFFICIAL BOSTON RED SOX (55-45) @ SEATTLE MARINERS (49-51) GAMETHREAD

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Mookie Betts, RF
Andrew Benintendi, LF
Dustin Pedroia, 2B
Hanley Ramirez, 1B
Jackie Bradley Jr., CF
Chris Young, DH
Deven Marrero, SS
Christian Vazquez, C
Brock Holt, 3B

Eduardo Rodriguez, LHP (4-2, 3.66 ERA)

mariners lineup available upon request but requests will not be granted

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DOOOD THE SAWKS ARE FAHKIN PISSAH THIS YEER KID

>>77295331
what the hell, don't steal my posts

qt wants to go to museum to me tomorrow lol

Mookie strikes out all the time now I swear.

Why was Xander pulled?

>>77295343
he is depressed from playing baseball like james gandolfini in the godfather

WHERE IS EVERYBODY

POSTING NOW

POSTING NOW OR I NO HIT RED SOX

the sox are wicked good this yea

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Let's go Mariners!

>>77295392
lol imagine there were any seattles fans on /sp/ that's what they'd post like

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>someone actually brought a maple tree into Safeco

wew

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lets go m's

>>77295383
the fahkin sawks are goin all the way this yeeea FAHK THE YANKEES AND THE RANJEHS TOO

>>77295419
fuckin psychkd about my sawks dude

e-9od BTFO a again i guess, no red sox fans on /sp/ posted, they only posted when red sox are winning

This ump is ass, this is gonna be a long game

>>77295475
it's already going to be a long game because it didn't start until 10:00, idiot

>>77295491
*Beats your fuckin' stupid face in*

Whose the idiot now huh?

>>77295507
aah gabagool i beat ya fucki facen , cocksucker

>>77295475

its been like that for the m's the last couple of games

>>77295522
yeah because they keep starting at 10:00, idiot

>>77295507
that's the most boston thing i've ever read and i dropped a reference to "pisser" up there

this pitcher looks too hard, put in a different one mariners, for being good sports

>>77295553
*is highly educated*, actually, your perceptions are shaped by the media and popular culture

>>77295561
you are going to play Paxton and you will like it mister.

>>77295574
no put in differnet

e-9od who sucks will give up runs this inning

>>77295579

sorry but he's staying in

>>77295579
that's it, you are grounded. go to bed.

>>77295573
you fahkin disrespectin me theyah guy? i'll crack ya fahkin skull

>>77295598
i should go to bed for idiots delaying game until 10:000

>>77295600
*is highly educated*, systematic racism accounts for racial differences in iq test

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BASED SEAG

>>77295591
whow smartest poster ever, who posted this, crazy predictor, genius

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SEAGER BLAST

>>77295601

the sun is still up at the park

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Is e-rod bad?

how do we fix him?

Jesus Christ this game is gonna be 8/1 innings of Paxton where we muster 3 hits and then lose 4-0

>>77295618
yeah so why 'd they delay

>>77295619
GOOD MEME

>>77295607
listen guy i ain't sayin i don't like blacks but go back to yoor side ah town an fahkin stay theyah

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SEAGER

>>77295635
wally cucked

>>77295601
The Mariners have to travel far more than the red sox during the season.

Tough it out, you baby.

GAMEL THE HIT CAMEL with the most exciting play in baseball!

typical e-9od

Wow gamel

>>77295648
you personally had to travel?

>>77295635
MOOSED

umm what

SAFE

HERRRREDIA

>Getting embarrassed in the second inning

This road trip is gonna be an embarrassment. We aren't winning the divison.

>>77295683
at least all this losing means you won't have to watch games

>>77295687
You calling me a pink hat?

its going a bit better than expected

>>77295693

whats a pink hat?

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>>77295693
me calling u a pink hat

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>he isn't willing to fuck up his entire work week to watch the red sox lose two of three in seattle

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>>77295722
Me telling you I'v cared more about this team than you ever will

MEAN JEAN THE HITTING MACHINE

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JEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

>e-9od

john keeps sending me out to talk with erod but i have no idea what to tell him

how do i fix him

>>77295769
tell him pitch better

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wat to go jeans

>>77295757

aayy

ugh hurry up already

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>tfw good Paxton outing

>>77295824
i'm puking just marry him already you love him so much

set the tempo, cruz

>>77295895
he can't read this unless maybe h'es tkaing his phone out to bat again

a walk is fine too

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>>77295934

he might be

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Red Sox will be in 4th place by September 1st. Screenshot this.

>>77295954
wow amazing finish red sox fourth place the other shit teams in divison all tied in fifth

HIT BETTER

can someone create an alt account for me to post with

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are the red sox going to get a hit this game?

>>77296018
uhghhhh ok keep posting, but not like this, please

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>>77296025

>>77296018
To be honest with you I'm surprised we haven't been no hit yet. Our offense is pathetic

I hate Scott Servais

amazing the M's are only 2.5 back in the wild card

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>>77296035
you wanted to fight, kid??

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>>77296046

It feels like the team should be way further back

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>earlier today, there were rumors about the Mariners possibly trying to trade for Sonny Gray
>The A's would only do it if Kyle Lewis is part of the deal
>Kyle Lewis just got pulled from his minor league game in the 4th inning

don't do it, Jerry

>>77296080
don't do what

>>77296073

>cano
>cruz
>felix
>paxton
>segura
>gamel

fuck no. The fact this team is under .500 is a joke

>>77296108
trading Lewis for Gray.

>>77296053
no, i want to watch a baseball game

>>77296108

don't make the trade

>>77296119
>>77296122
hmmmmmmm,, maybe i will maybe i won't. what you do for me?

>WAHHH REVIEW IT! IT DIDNT HIT HIM!

God I hate Boston

why would you review that

>>77296137
what are you even talking about

>>77296131

I will buy a large bowl a crickets to eat at safeco

>>77296153
sure, what's will you do for me personally

>more runs

what's the point... of life...

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more runs!

did you ever think about how all the big diseased got names, but the ones that don't really do any danger didn't, like ther'es really 30 different types of 'common cold' and causes, medically, but no one called them anything but having a cold

>>77296156

wax your car for a year

>>77296193

is this what boston fans ponder about when they're getting no hit?

>>77296210
me active brain pondereer has no times to answer empty brained questions

>Devers first night in MLB
>Red Sox get no hit

That's as close as I'll get to a Yankee win on an off day

>no hit
>no hit
>no hit no hit

idiots, casuals, thinking game is four innings longst

>>77296193

sometimes.

>>77296222
no hitter has to start somewhere

>>77296229
oh, where

comeback starts now

oh waht's that, a hit? looks like ALL IDIOTS just got btfo, again by me

>>77296234
Can't get everything you want. Guess I'll just have to settle for a Red Sox L.

HEROIC red sox manage incredible hit, despite scheming umpire aginst them

>>77296255
you settling not just for this but settling for many things in life, so many you eventually lose track and then decades later

so glad mike timlin is doing commentray to tell us that not having any run is bad

>>77296264
Did you just have a stroke, or do you always just trail off without finishing your sentences?

>>77296297
what more information you need beg nicely and i answer

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Pax is on fucking fire tonight.

I wish we saw more of this earlier in the season

>>77296312
yes, mariners proved how good pitcher is, play a new one please

>>77296303
Nah, I'm good. You're not that interesting.

>>77296319
nah i'm good your'e not that interesting only thing that ineterested me is mariners serious baseball discusison and tweed sweaters LMAO

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>>77296315

but he's just getting warmed up

nah, bro, nah, i'm good bro

nah bro i'm good bro

i'm good, my nigga ,

>>77296334
did you every eat any grasshoppers

anyone ever

heh, bro, i'm good. no thanks cuz, i'm good.

>>77296350

not yet. but I would like to try them out one day just to see what they taste like.

chill bro, you good??

>>77296378
invite me

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>>77296334

>>77296397
is this allowed what next women in locker rooms

>>77296397

Angie is legit a freak in the sheets, you can just tell

good play

>>77296385

sure thing

can anyone explain why white guys always do the meme slide into first

>>77296433

because it looks cool on tv

score some runs score some runs score some runs score score score let's go red sox

is it just me or does Boston look small on offense? Their hitters just like skinnier than what I'm used to seeing. I'm sure no big papi contributes to that. Are they going small ball?

is that a serious post

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what a terrible pass

>>77296459
lol

bust nintendo

>>77296459
Valencia should have ran it

bust manlet

i kill myself my man

thanks for nothin g retard

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Anyone missing Dyson these past few games?

i hope Heredia can keep playing well and replace him.

gunned the hell down

can someone explain why Boston's offense is so shit? is small ball just dead?

christ who is the other guy in the box for NESN and why did he pop a handful of ambien before the game?

Eck full time when?

>>77296580
beg down on knees for explanations

>>77296574

I am. I'm disappointed he had to hurt himself

Poor Danny

>>77296607
i hurt myself if red sox don't score any

dad dad dad good hit dad

score now score now score score score great run dad

LOL NICE SCOREBORED MEMERIRS

>>77296641

the scoreboard went out faster than Boston's offense!

KILL MYSELF MY MAN

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>>77296641

i-it was just a small outage. it will be up soon enough

he looked safe at 1st 2bh

>>77296679
challenge me

why won't they score

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>>77296713

I ask myself that every time the m's fail to do something on offensive end

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>just won series against mariners
>same mariners beating Boston
>off day so Yanks gain .5 game
Bretty comfy

Mister Fister the Sister Lister

why long revlier

only one half more inning great i just wish they didn't start it three hours later

>>77295288
based John Cena

>>77296840

hey, new zealand

thank you for mercifully quick outs

me sleep soon

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Aww yes, Mariners Win!

ok good night loserds looking forward to 2 - 1 series loss for MY red sox

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sweet

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a very solid win

gg soxbros