When is the Pay-Per-View?

LeBron & Floyd vs Conor & Kyrie

MMA rules

who wins?

>>77294780
LeBron. He's way too large and strong. Dude benches like 450, weighs around 280, and has speed like a wide receiver.

>>77294835
Lmao do american cuckolds really believe blacks are are superheroes?

I mean wow, I know most NBA fans worship black men and black culture but this is pathetic.

Basketball is the least physically demanding of the big sports. You just fucking jog over a tiny court lmao.

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>>77295252
>this post
>this flag

>>77294757
didn't that bow wow kid or whatever fight chris brown? how did that go.

>>77295262
There is no way around it dude. NBA fans worship black people. I'd rather vaccuum the apartment for fun than watch apehoop.

>>77295394
This. There was even a psychological study done on it recently that proved that "sports" (use the term loosely with the NBA and NFL) fans view black athletes as superhuman. It's fucked in the head and these fans should be mocked remorselessly.

>>77295394
>Swede fag getting upset that we're discussing real sports.
Poor guy.

>>77295441
Well i mean when you have a 300 lbs guy running a 4.5... thats like some space marine shit man

>>77295441
A guy like LeBron James is essentially superhuman from a physical standpoint. Just like baseball players have far better eyesight than the average person. Professional athletes are less than 1% of people

Doesn't mean it's some cuckold fantasy

>>77295441
>sports" (use the term loosely with the NBA and NFL
So what is a sport in your mind?

Also, jesus christ, Lebron is a big strong guy, not everything is a fucking cuck feitish.

>>77295529
>>77295569
You're both embarrassments.

>>77295597
So because they admit that people in the NFL and NBA are freakish human beings, they are embarrassments?

>>77295617
NBA players are subpar athletes who happen to be large. There's nothing freakish about them except height. Pound-for-pound there's many sports with better athletes, especially if you consider things other than simply jumping high.

>resorting to violence when someone decides to distance themselves from you

that graffiti was right

>>77295662
And Lebron James is also is a very tall guy who's very tall and very fast.

>>77295662
>>77295617
Same goes for the NFL. Imagine I posted an image of one of your 240lbs muscular supermen sucking on oxygen after 1 minute of physical activity here.

>>77295685
So, what sport has really good athletes for you?

>>77295685
>says the 280 pound guy behind the keyboard

>>77295691
>>77295711
Cuckold Internet Defense Force detected. Fuck off, there's a fresh IR thread for you to pull your three inch dick to in >>>/gif/

>>77295741
A. I'm black
B. There are plenty of great white athletes in both the NBA and NFL

Not everything is related to race.

>>77295741
>instantly resorts to attempted dick size insults

yikes man you got some insecurities to sort out, good luck

>>77295741
calm down buddy.

>this thread
is the nba gay?

>>77295752
>>77295755
>use ad hominem attacks to distract from my points
>feel insulted when it's sent back your way

My point was that, on the whole, NFL and NBA, players are attributed athletic talents that they do not possess for weird cultural reasons (like a fetish). LeBron himself is irrelevant to this point.

>>77295810
>use ad hominem attacks to distract from my points
I merely asked, what you consider a sport with a good athlete and you fired back with cuckold defense force.
Not to mention you, you begun you point with an ad hominem.

You and the Swede were the first to bring up a black fetish.

>>77294757
buncha WWE tier babies

>>77295662
>Pound-for-pound
wtf does this mean? It's sports...the biggest, strongest, fastest guy wins. WTF is this notion 'yeah well if I was as big and strong as you I would be better'!! lmao fucking retardness at its finest

fyi: NFL nigs are superhumans compared to rugby fags. There is no denying it

>>77295441
That article was fucking bullshit you retard. The questions they asked were like , "Do you think black people are faster than white people?" And most people answered yes and so they said, "WOW PEOPLE MUST SEE BLACK PEOPLE AS SUPERHEROS"

>>77295839
Look at this post >>77295847 and tell me there's no fetishization happening.It's a troll response, but it's legitimately how some people subconsciously think. They believe in a narrow set of standards to determine who is and who is not athletic which just so happen to correspond to the type of athlete found in their favored sport.

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>>77295894
>and tell me there's no fetishization happening
No, this is fetishization. Get some self esteem and hit the weights. For fucks sakes.

>>77295927
>projecting this hard
no dude. I'm talking about math, numbers, objective truths. Soccer players have good conditioning...if you took that out they have no other athletic measure such as 40 yard dash, vertical leap, 225 bench reps, etc that compares to the marks put up by prospects for the NFL draft who don't make it to a 3 year career.

That being said I do masturbate exclusively to bbc porn but I don't think that's relevant at all

>tfw i can overhead press more than you twinks bench press

>>77295957
>40 yard dash, vertical leap, 225 bench reps
And those somehow aren't part of measuring someone's athletic prowess?

>That being said I do masturbate exclusively to bbc porn but I don't think that's relevant at all
This is literally all you have to fallback on.

>>77295927
lol I'm a runner who is 5'10 and weighs 160lbs. This has nothing to do with me, I'm content.

>Fetish: an object worshiped for its supposed magical powers

Again, observe these morons >>77295847 >>77295890
They don't understand what a fetish is. They don't understand that they are fetishist, themselves. They have an archetype of what is "black athleticism" based on elite black professional athletes, and they transfer their values to an entire race. They probably do just the opposite for white people, transferring their own personal inadequacies to the entire race.

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>>77295957

I played hs football for a team of country ass white dudes and when we first played against inner city teams with a bunch of black guys we thought they'd be good but what would always happen

>black team gets a long td or 2 early in the game
>get cocky
>get hit a few times
>get tired
>get btfo 48-14

>>77296003
The second person you quoted posted the exact opposite of what you claimed you idiot.
And, again, you and the Swede were the only ones who brought up anything related to black fetishization. It's especially dumb considering the conversation was about a fight between two black athletes and people just pointed out Lebron is way bigger and stronger than Kyrie, which is a fact.
I don't even understand why you are in this thread considering you don't like Basketball.

>>77296074
>The second person you quoted posted the exact opposite of what you claimed you idiot.
No, he defended the notion that "black people are faster than white people," which is a dumb statement to believe in due to the reasons I gave.
You're right that this is off-topic however so I'm willing to end this discussion.

>>77296095
>No, he defended the notion that "black people are faster than white people,"
He neither defended nor argued against it. He pointed out the situation and what the idiot headlines wrote following the survey.

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>>77296095
>the notion that "black people are faster than white people," which is a dumb statement to believe

>says stephen a smith
wow its literally nothing. dude pulls way too much bullshit out of his ass

>>77296116
A handful of black athletes don't make an entire race.

>>77296105
By saying that the article reached an erroneous conclusion, he is defending or denying the fetishization of black athleticism.

>>77296126
quite literally is a collection is the fastest people on earth and it is 100% black.

>>77296138
So by that logic, whites are stronger because most of the worlds strongest are white nords?

>>77296132
He wasn't defending anything dude. He merely pointed out the stupidity of the headlines. Has your mind by warped by so much /pol/?

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>>77296116
I'm literally arguing that people have a fucked up conception of race, and attribute superiority to a race of people due to a few outliers, yet undoubtedly I am the one who looks racist here.

blacks are 12% of the US population and what, 80% of the NFL and NBA combined? Those are jobs that literally ever american boy growing up wanted, to say blacks aren't superior in that regard is just delusional whiteboii ""logic"""

>>77296160
Literally no one mentioned anything about race until you and the Swede.

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>>77294757
LeBron= 6'9" 250 lbs... Kyrie is murdered

>>77296194
Uh oh, we may have a cuck on our hands for thinking that Lebron James is a big guy.

>>77296172
You don't understand how deep the fetishism is embedded into our culture. Take two athletes of equal measurable athleticism, one black and one white, which do you think most universities will give the scholarship to? Which will get into the NFL? I'd argue that it's the black athlete, because scouts will say that they have more "potential."
>Fetish: an object worshiped for its supposed magical powers
>>77296175
And I offered to end the discussion yet it continues.

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>>77296198
Bigger than Kyrie you autist

>>77296221
It was a reference to the dipshit in this thread losing his mind.

>>77296217
>And I offered to end the discussion yet it continues.
Ahh yes, this >>77295741 is the perfect end to the discussion.

>>77296224
This discussion is entirely a sidebar and unrelated to LeBron and Kyrie. Of course LeBron would stomp that dude.

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beat that nigga ass

>>77295441
>>77295890
>a psychological study done
As usual, anon provides no sources.

>>77296217
you're fucking retarded. Universities don't chose random kids to give scholoarships to, who randomly get drafted into the NFL.

Coaches watch hours, and hours of film and pick the best kid they can find to give em the best chance to win. Your theory that black kids get scholarships over white kids who are better actually better at fb/bball is fucking delusional.

IF you can play, a D1 coach will give you a scholarship cause his job is dependent on winning. If there were all these good white kids in HS getting passed up on for nigs, another cocach would come along and have an all white team that BTFO of all the black kids.

>>77296217
Wow, you're self esteem is in the pits.

>>77296301
>what is implicit bias
>what is unconscious bias
You're just another couch potato with Jimmy the Greek tier reasoning about athletes. You don't understand what I'm talking about yet you feel the need to respond. I'm done, bye.

>>77296332
Is this what happens when you're educated by /pol/ infographs?

>>77295252
Yes, they're retarded enough

>>77295252
Okay so assuming you're right (you're not) how does generalizing all basketball players negate what I said about lebron? We were strictly talking about LeBron. He's a massive freak. Being black has nothing to do with it. Imagine someone the size or jj watt but quicker. That's LeBron. You don't have any idea how big LeBron is.

>>77294757
NBA is just mandrama

>>77296217
>"discussion"
>LAALALALAL I CANT HEAR YOU YOURE ALL WRONG LALALLALA

>>77296428
Your mom does.

>>77296513
What do pornstars have to do with this thead?

>>77296513
>>77297080
Who that?

>>77296513

would look way better without makeup if she at least had eyebrows.

>>77296428
he has no idea how to fight, tho.
LeBron fighting anyone is pure humour.
If you can't fight, you get your ass beaten.
Guys who don't know how to fight shouldn't talk shit.

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>>77297866
did you say "eyebrows"???

>>77297909
Oh yeah, I bet your 175lb body with a few years of MMA training could easily take LeBron. You just gotta shoot for the legs then ground and pound him in the ass, right?

>>77294757
>says Stephen A Smith

Come on, /sp/, you know better than that.

>>77296428
JJ Watt is faster than Lebron and has at least 40 lbs on him. The worst NFL players are probably ten times more athletic as your average NBA player.

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So this is what burgers discuss when yurop is asleep. Very interdasting

>>77295685
Your a dumbass, NFL players will run circles around soccer or rugbyfags because MFL players actually go full speex instead of half assing it like those fairies.

>>77296217
I dont think you know what fetish means.

>>77297834
Alura Jenson. Thank me later.

>>77298533
LeBron is listed at 250 but everyone agrees he's closer to 270-280. Shit it says Durant weights 240 which is total bullshit.

>>77294835
I always find it funny that people honestly believe an untrained person could beat a professional fighter in a bout just because of muh size

>>77299878
When the size is 100 lbs and the strength is in paralleled what could gooby really do? You think just cause you train you can kick some huge bouncers ass? They will just rag doll you around. I found know because I've been there. I've trained for 8 years now. I weigh 180. These 250 lb bouncers pick me off my feet and throw me like it's nothing.

>>77296154
>So by that logic, whites are stronger because most of the worlds strongest are white nords?

Yes dude

There are a lot of differences between races that apply to athletic activity.

>>77294835
>benches 450
no, lebron is on record saying his max bench is 265. why do you make shit up you obviously have no clue about?

>>77295252
We bred our blacks to be superhuman. Sorry you are disappointed by the emaciated Somali niggers who are destroying your country, Sven.

>>77300460

We took all Africa's strongest niggers to be our slaves and our NBA players are their great great grandchildren. Meanwhile Yurope is overrun by America's slavery rejects. LOL yuros even lose to us at niggering.

>>77300443
He benches 225 22 times. You're the one making shit up.

>>77300550
It was 185, still impressive regardless

>>77300579
Source

>>77300625
Not him, but that is what they measure at the combine.

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>>77294757
Good journalism Stephen A. Smith.

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>>77294780
>&

what is this...a tag team? http://www.4chan.org/asp por favor.

Btw, in the end LeBron scares off all the other fighters with his gnarled ass feet and therefore he wins by default.

>>77295262
Is it post-modern irony or modern post-irony with Sweden over here?

>>77295394
Hey Sweden, you realize that these "balck people" (I prefer "basketball-americans desu") are running around "apehooping" it up for >our amusement and entertainment right? You could seriously argue that there's a solid hunger games metaphor in there (assuming that the winner of the hunger games gets ti become s citizen of the "real world" -- tho maybe I'm mixing it up with another YA/teen novel/movie?) cuz you know it's like "a few if the good ones" get to join the "real world" of privilege and status thst transcends "disposable income" --- but only if they're REALLY GOOD at a children's game that ppl are too pusy to call "niggerball" (ergo "apehoop" =)??

>TLDR = go take a vacation to an American ghetto and behold the ratio of "niggaz" to "basketball-americans" (Luke Kobe) and get back to me about the whole ">we worship [esteemed persons of color who descend from kangz an sheet" thing

>>77302626
actually what the hell, where is kyrie gonna go.. MINNESOTA

>>77302637
Man can you picture thibs getting on Kyrie to ICE!!!!!! IIIIICCCEEEE!!!!!! on defense?

>Karl-Anthony Towns
>Jimmy Butler
>Andrew Wiggins
>Kyrie Irving

There's only one basketball to go around... And even if KAT and Wiggins theoretically work well without the ball (like they can stick a pick and move to get open) thrn there's the whole problem of Jimmy Butler wanting his "my turn!!!" ISO possessions, cuz you know god bless Jimmy Butler for maxing out his low draft stock/pedigrre and all that, but if Kyrie thinks all super/stars are like LeBron.... Welp, welcome to "give Jimmy the ball and get the hell out of the way"

Aka "heroball" right?

But yeah tantalizing idea on paper but you know jimmy buckets would have alpha problems with Kyrie (even tho you gotta keep the ball in Kyrie's hands, r-right?.

I mean Jimmy Butler is like a more isocentric newschool seam Elliot it something, r-right? Yeah well JB fashions himself a Kobe instead (beef ensues =)

(Btw sorry about TLDR but I'm ignoring homeless dude tryin'ta ask everyone for $$$ so i gotta look busy here =)

>>77295252
SWEDEN NO