Are we, dare I say it, contenders now?

>>77292386
your manager is a noname retard

No
Mid-table for life

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>>77292386
>YFW when ChiChaDIOS scores 30 goals this season and disappears to the bench next season.

>>77292483
Why would that happen? If a player scores 30 goals wouldn't you want him to be a starter?

>>77292518
FIFA are notoriously ABM

See: no era penal

>>77292441
>mid table for life

Nah, the West Ham way cycle:
>live in mid table for a few seasons
>do well next season and get europa football
>extra matches lead to collapse
>get relegated
>spend two seasons in the championship

You need Rickie as well.

>>77292577
dicky ricky

Most definitely in the top 3 of my overrated strikers list

>>77292636
Overrated? by who? If anything, he's underrated.

>>77292662
By United fans , Mexicans , /sp/ - just about everyone on the internet

He's an okay player don't get me wrong , but nothing special. People only think so highly of him imo as he reminds them of the guy from goal

>>77292705
>By United fans

We liked him but we all know he's only good enough to sit on our bench.

>>77292705
We don't rate chicharito

>>77292386
no, bilic is an eternal loser

>>77292386

you might make the champions league

i dont dislike chicharito but his face makes me angry for some reason

Contenders for 6th place lmao

>>77292833

Lesbians make you angry? You gay m8?

>>77292730
>You now remember when Fergie played this stupid spic over Berbatov despite Berbatov being the highest scorer in the league.

>>77292386
>meme club signing meme players

He's a great signing for West Ham though.

Best striker they've had for years. Arguably since Di Canio.

I'm not even joking though when you consider they were lugging donkeys like Carlton Cole, Zamora and Harewood for years kek.

>>77292426
Looking forward to this season with a front 4 of Antonio, Lanzini, Arnautović and Chicharito. But
your right about the manager. Really was hoping they would pluck Eddie Howe from Bournemouth.

>>77292885
Imagine this guy in a team with Nasri and Verratti.

>>77292386
he gets to wear Özil's shirt number, neat

>>77292705
He's a great finisher (or poacher) but mother of mercy he's red raw useless at everything else.

>>77292946
Carroll is better, just unlucky with injury

>>77293274
Are you a brit in the US or an actual American?

Don't think I've ever seen an American Hammers fan and I've spent half my life in the states.

>>77293399
Actual American. West Ham got me early on with Di Canio, Joe Cole and Lampard.

>>77293501
saw greenstreet**

>>77293553
Came out after Di Canio had already left. Also, hate the hobbit.

>>77292386
Verrry interesting season up ahead. That's for sure.

>>77293399
>>77293501

Other American anon who's a West Ham fan here. I won't deny that I loved Green Street because of the West Ham connection, but I was already a fan prior to that. The first full (non World Cup) match I ever watched happened to be a West Ham game on tv. I randomly cheered them on although I knew nothing, then decided to keep them.

>>77293399
arselel/manu are the most popular teams in america (add chelsea for canada) but you get pockets of west ham/liverpool here and there. still yet to see a north american tottenham supporter though, whatever that means.

plus west ham always had the connotation of being a club skinheads/punk rockers followed (because of the Cockney Rejects and Mickey Fitz from The Business) so you'd also have random pockets of those guys.

did you say west ham

contenders for whatever place Manchester United had last season AT MOST.

>>77293660

The spurs are the go to team I watch whenever I watch the epl. But I prefer the bundes.

10-15 league goals so itll be like having a benteke or a llorente in your team. better than the average premier league striker and a good weapon to have but not good enough to finish inside of the top 7

/thread

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>>77292833
>>77292885
>he dislikes la chicara

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>>77294199

Unironically yes

no. he'll score against united but he'll only score 2 all season.

>>77294104
This.

>>77292386
Screen cap this post, 25+goals per season

>>77293274
literally half your attack is shit
including the spic

>>77292386
>el zorro in el boxo

Is this the '90s-mid '00s?

BALP (Big Andy Little Pea) confirmed for new elite strike force.

>>77292705
lol nobody rates shitarito here

i feel obligated to greentext we since no one else did.

>we

>>77295558
>Guaranteed goal scorer in all the teams he's been despite being benched most of the time.
He's not elite, but he scores goals regularly.
He's on the level of laccazete, lukaku or morata but a lot cheaper.

>>77296083
Lmao deluded mexishits actually think Le little peepee poo poo is as good as CL winner, Ligue 1 top scorer, and Manure starting striker

My fucking sides

>>77296121
His goals to minutes played are very good.

>West Ham at Manchester United

>Chikorita scores a hat trick
>meanwhile Bukkake misses sitters and is red carded in the end for chimping out

I am from the future and this happens.

>>77294901
Sven wants more rapefugees in the side.

>>77292946
Tevez?

>>77293657
Third clap Hammers fan here. I started following Premier League pretty late, back in 2015. I saw the match against Man City where they stopped City's 5-game win streak to start the season and decided they were a big club.
[spoiler]It also helped that I'm actually named Dimitri.[/spoiler]

>>77296149
>Chikorita scores a hat trick
No, he scores 2, then Ashley Fletcher comes on and scores in stoppage time.

>>77296149
>>meanwhile Bukkake misses sitters and is red carded in the end for chimping out

Lukaku's chill af though

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>>77292386
>contenders

>>77292705
We rate an 30+ year old over Cheech actually.

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>>77292386
not with this clown in goal

>>77297910
contenders for relegation for sure

>>77297028
Niggers can chimp out at any time

>>77294866
meme tier bait

>>77293553
such a shit movie, it's basicly how american housewives view hooligans. football factory is 10 times better