/mlb/ general - STEPCHILD edition

1st for Kershaw a shit

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What did these fine gentlemen mean by these stats?

People talking about ejections seem to forget bench clearing brawls helped a team with a chip on their shoulders win a post season. 2015 royals.

Didi Gregorius is the most underrated player in baseball

David Ortiz>Derek Cheater

>>77290420

>tiggers cant beat a guy who frequently falls off the wagon and is chasing pablo sandoval for fattest guy in the majors

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i'm going to kill myself if the rangers don't completely blow up the team

>>77290636
Still beats being a >rags fan.

>>77290573
cc is the definition of bi polar pitcher

every since the milwaukee days you can't tell when he is good or bad

>>77290536
this a joke m8? you're not a real baseball player if half of your career is being a DH. DH needs to go, pitchers need to hit. Double switches make the game more interesting. stop being a bostonfag

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>catch ball in fair territory
>unnecessarily run another 10 feet into the stands
>would've been a routine pop-up for literally any other SS

Name a more overrated play in sports. I dare you.

>>77290409
in b4..........Damn.

>>77290693
It's okay, I'm sure you're not the only one in here who's failed Physics

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Nats desu senpai

>>77290747
I'll take inertia for 1000$ Alex.

Can someone give me the quick rundown on Craig Spiezio? Did he play in the AL or the NL?

>>77290636
You all fell off harder than >we did

>>77290790
I'll take shut the fuck up you cunt for $5500, Alex.

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>>77290636
iktfb lets desintegrate together

i love baseball

>>77290848
>didn't answer in the form of a question.

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>>77290981
Me too.
>tfw off day

>>77290851
no thank you, scum

>>77290851
>getting feely with a >rags fan

disgusting

so dodgers either give up 4 prospects(one highly regarded the rest wild cards) for yu or calhoun for verlander and maybe Jwilson

>uh oh. where have I heard this before?

Strasburg said he believed he could work through it without requiring a stint on the disabled list. He will be further evaluated Tuesday by team doctors when the team returns to Washington, although he said he will not require an MRI or any further tests.

Michael Kay unironically suggested Verlander for Ellsbury +

>>77291387
Michael Kay is the biggest hack in sports television

>>77291402
That's Skip Bayless

>>77291479
Skip Bayless is paid to say incendiary shit. Michael Kay is just a massive Yaks homer who sucks at broadcasting.

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*strikes you out*

>>77291496
>>77291525
Nigga fuck off

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>>77291496
>>77291525
*blocks your path*

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pic related

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>>77291525
>>77291496
*Hands >>77291666 the scalpel*

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>>77291734
>Philthy
Crawl back into your grave

>>77291753
wow the Mets are shit

>>77291525
Is that an amiibo

>>77291753
The Phillies future is brighter than the Mets future. They have a lot of young arms coming up that aren't broken and shattered.

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>>77291753
Do you feel it? All it takes is one. little. tear.

>>77291525
Does it come with a cast and a sling?
>even the bobblehead has a funky delivery

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>>77291793
Most of the ones with serious potential are at A+ or lower though. Guys like Sixto Sanchez, Franklyn Kilome, Seranthony Dominguez, JoJo Rodriguez, Ranger Suarez, Adonis Medina, etc. The only arm at AA and AAA I care about is Eshelman, but that's because I really like command guys who don't throw all that hard. Though It's all moot if Bob McClure and Hackanin are still there whenever one of them calls up

>>77291793
>They have a lot of young arms coming up that aren't broken and shattered.
Yes, like wunderkind Jered Eickhoff. Or efficient Vince Velasquez. Aaron Nola is the only pitcher even remotely promising.

>>77290449
This is true

>Kershaw to miss 4-6 weeks

>Scherzer tanking

who will win the NL Cy Young now?

There isn't a clear #3 pitcher in the NL right now, in my opinion.

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>>77291828
>Wunderkind Jerakd Eickhoff or efficient Vince Velasquez
You mean guys we got in trades and were immediately slotted on the Major League roster? Like I said before, the AA/AAA/AAAA crop of guys aren't really anything to write home about except for potential, which isn't anything but hope.
If you follow the farms, you'll see the name Sixto Sanchez pop up a lot.

>>77291876
Alex Wood?

The Mets could have had a dynasty and they squandered it for one meme series run. The only thing left for them to do is have a firesale and try to reload for 4-5 years down the road. Comically mismanaged, they're as pathetic as the Whos with out the artistic flair.

Twins are such an ass team that they're managing to fuck up a playoff run in the AL Central

MN on suicide watch

>>77291914
The Mets problem is ownership. Until they fix that, they don't have long term goals

>>77291901
He doesn't have the innings to qualify for any of the stats.

Does anyone know how far behind he is? To catch up?

Gio Gonzalez is another possible

>>77291924
Bad ownership is a death sentence for a sports franchise.

>>77291876
Scherzer isn't out of it. He had one mediocre start. He's still the favorite, especially now that Kershaw is on the shelf for 2 months.

Indians going for the one game sweep tonight

>>77291950
The pitcher has to have 1IP for every team game.

LA has played 99 games - Wood has 91 IP. So he's 8 short.

If he averages 6 IP over his next 6 starts, he'll qualify.

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>they haven't won 60 games yet

Rest of mlb are you even trying?

>>77292062
but wood is done now so who cares if he qualifies

Tebows hit 6 HRs, batting over .300, and even made a few good highlight reel defensive plays in 25 games since he's been called up to High A.

Do you think he'll be promoted to AA soon? Do you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLez9MIoII

>Fake Anze is back again

>>77292097
I would say if he's still batting like this and playing like in late August, mid September I could see him going up to AA.

>>77291876
Quintana

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>>77292097
He'll be a September call-up desu. He many even crack the top 100 prospects list next season.

>>77292098
I saw this yesterday i had no idea there was a fake me. Im honored tho

>>77292146
I could see him start next season either on the upper edge of AA or in AAA the way he's been playing

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>No game today

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h-hot stove?

does anybody want lance lynn

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WAR really overrates Meme Betts.

>>77292371
WAR is weighted by position, so if a good player plays in CF or a challenging defensive position, it's usually higher than someone who plays 1B or something if they're a good defender. One of the reasons why Trout is always the leader.

>Cubes

>>77292283
That's it? I thought teams wanted Garcia

LGTSS
>Cusb

Based Whos

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NO 10 GAME LOSING STREAK

Reminder that in the last 4 days the Cubs have lost at home to the Cardinals and the White Sox

>the entire city of chicago

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Good Game, Who's!!!!!!!!!!!

Wtf is Contreras complaining about lol

I think we can all agree that Ellsbury won't be a Yankee by 2018. Do you think it's more likely for him to be traded, or cut?

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>world eries defending champ choking to crosstown rival that's deliberately tanking so they can rebuild

>>77292492
Wow it was that bad? What the fuck happened?

White Sox have some of the best players in baseball and their bandwagon fans are excited to win ONE game?

>>77292540
>deliberately tanking
Nice meme

If they were actually tanking, Clippard would have been put out for the 9th not keeping Swarzak.

>sugarcubes

Cubes fans salty as fuck

>Cubs fan: The sox still suck LMAO
>Sox fan: Exactly

>>77292550
Trading everyone away happened. Especially the bullpen being as shit as it is.

>>77292566
>>77292566

>being this mad

>>77292330
Someone must

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>>77292525
He sucks lol

>#Tigers scouts have been watching #Brewers #Astros systems could be about Verlander and/or Justin Wilson

>>77292563
I see what you were trying for here but youre no DG

>>77292594
Why would the Astros want Verlander?

Imagine losing to the White Sox ahah

>>77292594
Are we about to witness the fleecing of detoilet part 2?

>>77291901
Possibly. If he manages to get the innings.

ERA
>Scherzer
2.26
>Wood
2.17

ERA+
>Scherzer
193
>Wood
193

HR/9
>Scherzer
1
>Wood
0.4

BB/9
>Scherzer
2.1
>Wood
2.7

WHIP
>Scherzer
0.840
>Wood
0.974

FIP
>Scherzer
2.79
>Wood
2.44

Wasn't there a cusb fan on here yesterday posting about
>muh free wins

Why don't the Giants sell? They could get a fuck ton for players like Posey, Crawford, Bumgarner, Belt, Cueto, etc. They could really stack up their shit farm system.

>>77292587
Its true though. This tank meme is shit. Ricky and all the players are trying their hardest and playing their hardest to win.

>The #Braves have acquired RHP Huascar Ynoa from the Twins for LHP Jaime García, C Anthony Recker and cash considerations.
What?

>>77292625
more importantly why are they so bad if they still have all of them? i havent paid attention to them all year

If they can win when they're trying to lose, imagine how they'll be when they try to win

>>77292604
Keuchel hasn't pitched in almost 2 months

And a playoff rotation of Keuchel, McCullers and Fiers? Morton? Peacock?

>>77292618
Tigers never got fleeced

>>77292625
>Posey
He has more value to the team than anyone else, makes no sense to trade him
>Bumgarner/Cueto
same thing

Nunez is the only one I know they're shopping, I assume everyone else is too shit to get anything good.

>>77292619
Wood leads in ERA, HR/9, FIP, and tied in ERA+.

Wow. Didn't realize he was that good. Crazy to think he started out in the bullpen for LA this season.

>>77292625
they unironically believe they can contend next year with the same team but new bullpen

so far the same team is showing its age and a bullpen probably won't fix that

>>77292650
>Tigers unwilling to eat most of Verlander's retarded contract
>People like Sonny Gray and Darvish are younger and better

Verlander makes 0 sense for a young team like the 'stros

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>Cub fans think their repeating

>>77292674
>whos fans think their competiting

>>77292674
>their

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>>77292618
We just witnessed the fleecing of the Barves Part 1.

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>>77292674
>their

>>77292667
verlander is a better pitcher than gray and will most definitely outlast darvish's jap arm very soon

if he wasn't better you wouldn't have 6 teams heavily scout him and seriously consider making a trade

do you even watch baseball?

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>>77292674
>their
way to make an ass out of yourself

Daily reminder that beating the Cubs in a meaningless regular season game is like winning the World Series to who sux fans.

>>77292674
Your an idiot :^)

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>>77292674
>their

>>77292706
>verlander is a better pitcher than gray
Not this year.
>if he wasn't better you wouldn't have 6 teams heavily scout him and seriously consider making a trade
And you think people aren't doing this for Gray or Darvish? Get real. Verlander was a fantastic pitcher in his prime, but he's older now, and ridiculously expensive. Gray and Darvish are more coveted than him at this deadline.

>>77292714
Well yeah, what else do they have to cheer for?

>>77292714
That's exactly how cube fans act when they beat the tardinals, though

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THE SHITTY OF BOYSTOWN


LOLOLOLOLOLLOL FAGGOTS

>>77292732
Is that literally piss? How many men did you make out with for that?

>>77292732
>beer water

>>77292714
Aren't the cubs in a race for the nl central with like 3 other teams right now? Pretty sure it might be important for them

>>77292732
I though were perma'd?

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>>77291793
>They have a lot of young arms coming up that aren't broken and shattered.

Your farm system is a shit compared to the Barves. You're not a threat. The real question is how to keep up with Atlanta over the coming years.

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>>77292738

wrong side of town, i had to fight my way through hordes of ghetto niggers to get this shitty beer. not kiss hordes of boys

>>77292757
yep confirmed

wb bapj

enjoy your ban again soon

>>77292732
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/IvWIpasBAffiRnKi9FPMyQ/
look who's back

>>77292769
>>77292780
Just report him and move on

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>>77292714

SEETHING

Who /Red Sox/ here?

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http://www.wkyc.com/sports/mlb/indians/topps-removes-chief-wahoo-from-all-baseball-cards/459045674

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>>77292785
This.

>>77292756
I said the Phillies farm was better than the Mets. No ones is better than the Braves except the White Sox.

webm of Davidson's massive dinger where?

>>77292814
>massive dinger

>>77292793
It's about time.

>>77292814
Who? I'll make it if I know which game

>>77292841
Cubs-White Sox. Made the game 3-1

>>77292814
Who wants a webm of my massive dinger?

>>77292825
Hooray for the generic C

>>77292882
How many teams is that now?

>>77292371
Because defensive metrics absolutely love him. He's a superstar on defense and above average at the plate.
>>77292384
Betts is a RF, corner outfielders get a -7.5 run adjustment to their WAR (roughly -0.75 wins)

>whos win
>no tankposting
You just widened the gap on the phillies. Don't you guys care?

>>77292893
Cleveland
Cincinnati
Chicago X2
Who am I missing?

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>>77292846
Enjoy

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No one talking about David Price being a whiny pussy ass bitch yelling at Dennis Eckersley?

https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/redsox/2017/07/23/shaughnessy/LFEh4ADdxNLjW2B7UWEVrJ/story.html

>>77292923
Eckersley deserved it.

>Source: #Royals acquiring Brandon Maurer, Buchter, Cahill from #Padres in exchange for Matt Strahm, Travis Wood, Esteury Ruiz.

>>77292930
Bullshit. Eck is the fucking man, the best announcer fans could get and these pussy ass faggots are alienating him. Fuck Price.

>>77292923
What did Eckersley say that warranted Price doing this, and why does Price think that whining like a little bitch when people call him out on whining like a little bitch will make people stop calling him a whiny little bitch?

>>77292916
nope

>>77292922
>guaranteed rate logo on the banner
fucking perfect

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>>77292931

>>77292949
>For Price, the tipping point came when he learned Eckersley said “Yuck” when Eduardo Rodriguez’s poor stats were flashed on the NESN screen after a rehab start in Pawtucket June 29.

>>77292931
The royals unrionically went from sellers to buyers in the span of like a month and a half.

This is amazing.

>>77292984
Royals are the only team in baseball that can consistently harness meme magic

>>77292966
>Eckersley is not allowed to express an opinion

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Losing a game to the last place White Sox is like going 108 years without a World Series title for Cubs fans.

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>Tfw Britbong
>Tfw love baseball
>Tfw no-one I've ever met has shown even a slight interest
Why even live lads?

can someone explain to me what happens if the red sox face a team with a lot of right handed hitters in the playoffs

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>Luke Farrell DFA'd

bombston BTFO

>>77293074
Sale will get memed

>>77293074
The same thing that happens if the Red Sox meet anyone in the playoffs, they lose in 3

>>77293074
They get BTFO

>>77293068
You could always move here

a spot opened up in my 4chan fantasy baseball league on yahoo.. if you're interested to take over a good team post your email

>>77293055
Pretty much this. Eckersley is a great announcer, he is funny and has great insight and calls out shit when he sees it. Price can't handle it.

>>77293068
You're too patrician for this world
Take solace in that

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>>77292949

>>77293098
He's actually better against righties than lefties this year.

man I fucking hate Robert Flores

>>77290420
On the flip side, no pitcher has lost more to one team than Verlander.

>Indians
>23 losses

ALWC:
Rays > Yankees
ALDS:
Rays > Astros
Indians > Red Sox

ALCS:
Rays > Indians

NLWC:
Rockies > Diamondbacks
NLDS:
Dodgers > Rockies
Nationals > Cubs
NLCS:
Dodgers > Nationals

World Series:
Rays > Dodgers

>>77293159
Montreal would be literally SEETHING

>>77293159
>ALCS:
>Rays > Indians
I think you have that the wrong way
NL is really wrong

>>77293119
I want too but I'm stuck here for at least 4 years and then I'll have to think about which state to move too etc also learning the language is gonna take fucking ages.

>>77293159
That rays rotation COULD btfo the arcade league offenses

>chris smith and joe smith vs chris smith and josh smith

BATTLE OF THE SMITHS

>>77293062
Winning a game 3-1 against a pitcher just off DL must mean the Sox are going to make the playoffs now.
Whos fans everyone

>losing a game 3-1 against a pitcher just off the DL on a last place team
>cubes

>>77293176
What's your NL pick right now?

>Matt Strham went to neosho community college
Oh neat, I knew a lot of people who went there. Didn't realize Matt was from there.

>>77293210
>implying they won't go on a 50 game winning streak now

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>>77293260
>>77293260
>>77293260

Jays - A's if anyone cares (they don't)

>>77293159
Step back from the crack pipe, Rays fan.

>>77293311
>>77293311
Disastros vs Phillies
>>77293311
>>77293311
Astros vs Lillies
>>77293311
>>77293311

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F

>>77292922
476 feet apparently, doesn't seem like it went that far

>>77293428
statcast is retarded, maybe didn't account for how hard the wind was blowing in

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>the royals 3456 hitters have the highest slugging pct in the AL

>>77293189
I'll help you
Colour=color
Football=Soccer
Tea=Weed
Arby's=Labia
Who's your team Nigel?

>>77293449
They also have the highest LSLG, or Legitimate Slugging %

>>77293420
lol what is this from

Francisco Lindor has to be one of the top bunters in the game right now

>>77293517
That thing was perfect.

>>77293503
And the Legitimate HR Leader.

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>>77293420
>you now realize Kershaw only needs 21 innings for the rest of the season to qualify and win the ERA title

>he can relax for 6 weeks while Scherzer wears himself out before the playoffs as his arm continues to tire

However, Scherzer will still win it because votes will be split between Wood and Kershaw, allowing Mad Max to win again.

Love the memery

>>77292072
no, not really

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>“Ever since I was a pup, I’ve always imagined what it would be like to earn a spot in that 35-foot tank just beyond right-center field,” said the adolescent cownose ray, adding that he would like nothing more than to one day hear the roar of the crowd from behind the glass as he flips his tail and burrows into the sand. “It’d be such a thrill to finally rub my flaps along the tank wall as I circle around waiting for my meal. There’s not a day that goes by when I’m not working toward finally swimming through that tank while fans run their hands along my back.”

I might be the only one but I really missed Babraham Almonte

Who is the most under rated player this season and why is it Anthony Rendon?

>>77293607
It's actually Gio Gonzalez

>>77293420
God I cannot stand this narcissistic faggot

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>>77293531
>Dave Roberts tells Kersh and McCarthy to fake injuries so they can go on the DL to be fresh for the playoffs

>Perceived need for SP from Dodgers raises market price for pitchers, makes rival NL teams trade their farms for Gray and Darvish

>>77292665
>same team but new bullpen

And new outfield

And 1-3 new starting pitchers (depending on whether you really believe that Samardzija has been the unluckiest pitcher in baseball and can still be a legit #3, or if Cueto gets dealt or opts out)

And we assume that Sandoval retakes 3B and/or Nunez doesn't get dealt so that there isn't a hole there requiring them to start Gillaspie everyday, since the farmhands at that position have been proven unready

Things don't look good, and nobody really believes this craziness about contending next year that you've been repeating in every thread

>>77293514
probably something from several years ago, since Mattingly is in the dugout.

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>>77293638

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>American League """MVP""" candidate

>>77293638
I bet your favorite athlete gets mad sometimes too anon

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>>77293672

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/ourguy/ turns 53 today. Have you wished the GOAT a happy birthday yet?

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>>77293767
Happy birthday, Barry. You'll get into the Hall one day, breh.

>>77293767
I stalk him on Strava so I know his routes.
Saw him this morning riding and yelled Happy Birthday.
Gave me thumbs up

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>>77293801

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL3vNXIsEPM

Why is he so perfect?

>>77293722
>Aaron Judge
>mad

Nuh uh

>>77293821
>Choosing a manlet as your favorite athlete
Shiggy

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>>77293820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi7IPZAcP78

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>Barry Bonds will never win a World Series
>will always be remembered as a cheater outside of San Fagcisco

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>>77293912

Are the Dodgers the best ran team in baseball?

They have the most wins this decade and have completely rebuilt the team while making the playoffs

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>>77293938

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>>77293888

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwMfT2cZGHg

>>77293912
>The game does not feature any MLB player who is not a member of the Major League Baseball Players Association. However, there are some fictional players in the game that are similar to these missing players, most notably 'Reggie Stocker', a fictional player standing in for Barry Bonds, a play on the name Bonds, as in security bonds, and Stocker, as in stock broker, two money related names.

>>77293820
I assume the PEDs help

>>77293821
>His favorite player is someone who has been in MLB for like 5 minutes

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>Just got Hardware Steve Garvey in DD
I like the card, but he's like, my 15th best first baseman. At least he can play left

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>>77293495
I like the Rockies my dude, Alexi is a turbo manlet but he makes it work.
Also Colorado is just a gorgeous state.

>>77293189
Move to upstate NY.
>Learn the language
???

You know before the American Revolution, you spoke a lot like our "General American" accent?. You guys literally got your "r's" kicked (get it?....... Arse....... R's......)

>>77294030
I haven't played a MLB game since 06 and got 17 from best buy's flash sale. I mainly got it for the career mode but I'm just curious how it is.

>>77294063
>Learn the language
I thought it was fairly obvious that it was a joke. Didn't know I touched a nerve there buddyboy

>>77294052
The Rox are okay, I'm glad you didn't bandwagon a meme faggot team like the Cubs or the Yankees. You're alright by me, Clive.

>>77294113
Oh, you didn't. I thought you'd like to know that historical fact.

>>77294067
How DD is? I think it's a lot of fun, but you have to like that style of game to enjoy it

>>77294202
Most of my players on my DD team are gold's, with on diamond. I always play teams with only Diamond's that are 200 points ahead of me. It's so fucking frustrating, and it even happened before I even had a majority of my players at gold. That's my biggest complaint about DD.

>>77294243
Yeah I know that one. They also always tee off on everything in the lower half of the zone

Would you guys trade Verlander for Ellsbury?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD51YhGQvHo

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>>77294217

>>77294217


I want one =3

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>>77294217
this is cute

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Nats

>>77294275
Dom Smith went deep again
I think Duda is gone by August 1st

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>>77294329
You're damn right Nats.

>>77293584
is the Onion this clever with other sports or do they save it for basedball?

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>>77294335
>>77294335
>>77294335

Rangers v Marlins

>>77294275
What a joke organization. Even the mascot is a piece of shit. Mets relocated or contracted when?

>>77294217
I love when mascots do things together

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>>77294349
seems like it
>>77294384
mad

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>>77294384
Stay absolutely assmad my man

>>77294275
>>77294323

Tebow is literally the only thing that can save this dumpster-fire

>>77294394
Mad? Nah. I'm embarrassed for you.

>>77294412
Enjoy another first round choke

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>>77294397

>>77294420
Enjoy fourth place for the next 5 seasons.

>>77294428

Mets fans have nothing left to be excited about other than a 32 year old virgin single A zealot that was signed only to sell minor league tickets and jerseys to fleece their fans of their money and distract them from the incompetence of the organization.

>>77294395
>>77294394
I'm not mad, but you should be.

>cucklander getting outdueled by jason hammel twice in the same month

>>77294468
see you really do sound mad

>>77294217
Probably the best thing going for the Dads this season. Keep these coming.

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>>77294217
>can't drink, flip the bird or grab a titty
Why even take the job?

>>77293938
They are losing money right now because they are so desperate for a title.

>>77294488
Still not mad, just cringing. How are you not ashamed?

>>77294533
now it seems like you're trying too hard, for some reason

>>77294533
You're mad lol

White Sox after the All Star Break:
LLLLLLLLLWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>77294329
*teleports behind u*

*ruins ur young pitcher's arm*

heh, nothing personnel kid

>>77294576
lel I believe it

>>77294567
>>77294554
Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.
I'm sure that a 37 year old Tim Tebow will be just the piece you need to bring the Mets back in to relevance in when he's finally called up in September 2022. Hahahahaha.

>>77294634
calm down lol

>>77294634
so mad

just calm down you look like a jackass

>>77294576
Phillies BTFO

>>77294634
wew lad, you need to calm down

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>>77294142
Who would ever bandwagon the Cubs lol? Isn't the point of bandwagoning to pick a good team?

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>mestsfags seething

>>77294694
Calm down, friend

>>77294694
Who in the fuck wrote this shitty quote?

>>77293808
Verrry nice, I approve of your methods

>>77294741
>implying either one will out-tank the Whos

>Rafael Devers: "The work is never done. I just want to learn how to be a superstar third baseman."
Somebody needs to plunk this kid in the ribs. When do the Os play the Red Sox?

>>77294750
The funny part is the whos aren't even tanking and they'll still easily get first pick.

>>77294782
Actually the Padre was at Progressive the other day for Slider's Birthday

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Thoughts?

>>77294842
Reminds me of Jake Arrieta.

>>77294842
Hahahaha.
This can't be real.

>>77294842
>Trevor Bautist

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What a beautiful way to finish his legendary Tigers career

>>77294842
I know you're here, Trevor

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windians!

>>77294967
>not even winning your final game with the team
He'll never be Cole Hamels

Pitching is starting to find its groove and the hitting is looking to be decently consistent. We can win at home and on the road. We're about to pick someone up at the deadline too. How can anyone stop us now?

>>77294967
Is he going to the Yankees?

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>>77294997
>Cole threw a No-Hitter against the cubs at Wrigley as a goodbye gift to Philly
I hope he can come back as a crafty veteran in his twilight.

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>>77294967
I don't really want or need Verlander or his albatross contract. Can we just trade for Kate Upton?

>Wichita to build new $60 million dollar baseball stadium

Lads.....MiLB is going to COME BACK to Wichita!!!!

>>77295051
>60 million
Doesn't sound like much of a stadium. Texas High School football teams pay more stadiums than that.

>>77295081
Dude... Dodger Stadium cost $23 million to build

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>>77294842
>BauerOutage

Autistic or not, that's a pretty solid handle.

>>77295081
>>77295081
~50m has been a standard for quite some time. Buffalo's ballpark cost around that in the 80s

>>77294217
Good one San Diego

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>>77294384
At least we arent the Marlins or the barves or the fucking brewers

PIT Pirates vs SF Giants (#1 of 3)

10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

>>77295079
>>77295079
>>77295079

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What is YOUR walk up song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2IvhqumuYo 0:28

mest-dads
>>77295152
>>77295152
>>77295152

Darvish to Yanks when?
Rangerbros, who do you want for him?

Also,
what is everyone's prediction for the "bombshell" trade that is gonna blow everyone away because of the players involved?

>>77295161
probably something lame and generic so I don't get bullied by my teammates