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shit thread

real based thread

good thread

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that's what I think about your thread

>tennis
kys

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will the hotpockets leave us alone today?

>>77286400
maybe

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>Würstchen-Uli: "Der Champions League Titel kommt immer näher."
>
>"Ich habe nie verstanden, dass ein Verein dann gut gearbeitet haben soll, wenn er möglichst viel Geld in der Transferperiode ausgegeben hat. Das ist eher ein Zeichen von Schwäche", meinte Hoeneß. Er will weiterhin "einen eigenen Weg" gehen.
>Hoeneß fügte an: "Das Wohl und Weh des FC Bayern hängt nicht von Sanches ab." Jeder muss sich einem klaren Ziel unterordnen: "Der Champions-League-Titel kommt immer näher. Denn irgendwann wird sich durchsetzen, dass nicht das Geld alles entscheidet, sondern die kluge Strategie."

So fewer spendings are now a sign for quality as a club while bigger spendings are a sign for weakness.
Should other teams, dare I say it, stop trying and just hand the trophy out to Buyern already?

http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/702341/artikel_revanche-foul-von-keita_demme-verletzt.html

niggers gonna nig

Leverkusen confirm Sven Bender broke his nose during their pre-season friendly vs Sandhausen.

where can i bet on bayern not being champion this season?

>>77286443
>Ulrich finally realised that their Festgeldschwanz is just a tiny pecker compared to the spending power of all other european top clubs
>the bundes doesn't produce cheap world class players anymore -> no more world class players for Ulrich
>"i-in the end we will win because buying 2nd grade shitters like Tolisso and relying on 50 year old Ribery is the smart strategy"
L A M O

>morata playing tomorrow vs bayern

how scared are you?

what milan did will be NOTHING compared to what you will receive tomorrow

prepare your anus

>>77286496
>no Drogba
meh

>>77286450
>Neverkusen
ffs

>>77286450
Classic Bender

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Can't blame Lahm and Kahn for not wanting to do it. It's pretty clear that a sporting direktor at Bayern is pretty much the Grüßaugust of Wurstl and Rolex (just look at Sammer) and management wise the second fiddle behind Reschke.

>>77286450
I think that's how he marks his territory

>>77286611
I feel like every bundes club except RBL is going the way of >schalke right now.

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Is dis autosäged?

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Why do so many Buli teams loose their pre-season friendlies?

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Do you guys rate Leon Bailey?

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>>77286662
Reminder: non autosaged thred >>77271350

>>77286662
yes

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>>77286666
1 team league and the others can't even compete with other teams from better leagues.

>>77286669
Never saw him play. But with Bayer weeding out their squad for the upcoming season his chances of getting playing time should rise.

>>77286592
You can tell the twins apart just by their noses

>>77286662
I want to be her towel if you catch my drift.

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Why is hoeneß called sausage uli?

are we migrating to >>77281116
questionLena.jpg ?

>>77286737
*dabs*

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>>77286732
Because he's the owner of one of germanys biggest sausage factorys.

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>>77286732
he has a sausage factory

>>77286742
alles klaro, Dr. Tomato

>>77286737
maybe later.
(I bumped the thread from page ten because I had the same idea desu *winks*)

>>77286743
>>77286744
Höneß to god?

*jail

>12 angry autismos in this thread

>„Wir planen ganz klar mit Papa. Spieler dieser Qualität wollen wir nicht abgeben“, bezog Dortmunds Sportdirektor Michael Zorc Stellung zu den Wechsel-Gerüchten im „Kicker“.

>>77286779
13 now

>>77286786
Dortmund would be stupid to let go of another CB after they already sold Ginter

>>77286779
but I'm not angery

>>77286790
ß ẞ

>>77286794

>>77286801
But they signed the world class oner topkek

@77286809
Stop linking to that faggot

I'm predicting a 14/15-tier season for Dortmund

>>77286801
*and Bender

>>77286810
Yes, but if they're going to sell Papastaplalppolous, they have only 4 CBs while playing 2 games a week for at least the first half of the season. Plus at least 2 of them are injury prone (Subotic and Papasdadingenskirchen) and one is an unproven talent (Zagadou).

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>>77286842
>Subotic
w e w
eeeee
w e w

friendly reminder that Werner will score 25+ goals this season, extend his contract, start at the world cup next year and win the world cup next year.

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>>77286859
wrong.
he scores 30 and RBL win the bunde sliga

Being this bad at recognising posters

>>77286876
shut up and post pictures of train stations

>>77278080

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>>77286876

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Who's going to be the Hoffenheim of next season?

>>77286913
Hoffenheim

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I have no idea.

>>77286938

wolfsburg

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>>77286895
I was on a train again yesterday but someone was sitting next to me so didn't take any pictures.
Here's Antwerpen Centraal.

>>77286913
What are some teams in the Bundesliga

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>cluelessmark

>Replying to bots

>>77286939
They have a solid team, but I don't know what to think of Jonker.

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>>77286985
they will fire him and tuchel will replace him after 6 games
t from the future

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>>77286400
what's this? /bundes/?

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>>77286991
>the top autist returns and shares his superior knowledge of tactics with us once again
my body is ready

>>77286801
Ginter is shit

>>77286671
But this thread has the Goldene Ananas™.

>>77286662
Does the zoom fuck this up or does she really have such giant man-hands?

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>>77286985
>They have a solid team
>wolfsburg
wait a minute

HSV will be the new Hoffenheim.

>>77286450
aua aua seine nase

>Mainz v Newcastle July 29th
looking forward to it desu

>>77286451
bwin.de

>>77286496
>i will be at work during the match
meh

>>77286611
>thinking the shiggy donatello is anything to be proud of

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Later nerds

hands up whos working out right now! and please post cute anime images

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>>77287475
I'm cleaning right now. Does that count as work out too?

>>77286578

>>77286943
jesus christ is that a museum

>>77286949
>what are some movies
right?

>>77287488
yes, checked

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>>77287554
thanks

>>77287545
It's the central station in Antwerpen

>>77287554
Right

ihr dummen mongos

>>77287545
>>77287592
>>77287704
u dumb or somethihg?

>>77287488
>>77287558
>anime

mwaaaaaaaa, champagne

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>>77287723
rude

>>77287488
are you me?

I don't rate Bosz tobihannes

>>77287928
Same, but I also never rated Klopp
Zorc/Watzke/Mislintat do all the work

>Top! Stuttgart geht weiter mit Hannes #Wolf ab! Wir freuen uns sehr über die vorzeitige Vertragsverlängerung unseres Cheftrainers. #VfB

>>77287971
I rated Klopp and I like him but since he went to Liverpool he's become insufferable so I'm starting to think he was always this way and I only liked him cause he BTFO the customers

where is kyouko.

>>77287928
Tbh up until now he's just been testing who should absolutely be dropped, and who might still be worth keeping/ might surprisingly challenge for a starting XI spot. During the next few friendlies there'll be a better idea of what the team will be going into the start of the season.

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I need this

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>>77288568

Hehe


Also, goooooooooood morning!!!

>>77288568
>dat Gomez

>>77288568
Carlo looks like Benicio Del Toro

>>77288568
who is CJ Parker and Holden in this pic? they look like fuccbois.

>>77289076
Stephanie is Weigl. CJ is the only I can't figure out...

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>>77289122
Maybe?

mario gomez
rudolf völler
mitchell weiser
hans-joachim watzke
coach carlo
peter stöger
julia weigl

>>77289162
Thought it looked like a paler version of him but not quite sure

>>77289167
>Weiser
Hmm

youre not fooling me. nobody can be this faceblind.

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are we even trying to win games this season?
transfers make it seem like planned relegation

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>dont want to fap
>this picture gets uploaded of a girl i know
looooool im strong

>>77289422
thats a bad route to go

>>77289330
Just heard someone talk about prosopagnosia on a podcast five minutes ago

>>77289480
>talk about smoking weed at work today
>come home to telephone messenger
>friend who has nothing to do with weed simply transmits "smoke weed every day"

>>77289529
stop being friends with "Americans"

time to go to the dentist for a yearly check, no?

>>77289367
The squad is still somewhat decent, but there is a big questionmark behind Herrlich.

>>77288463
So how would your Dortmund first11 look like?

>>77289466
whats a good route to go

>>77289682
delet

>Doch was sieht die Karriereplanung Lewandowskis noch vor? Der „Kicker“ schreibt, aus dem Umfeld des Polen sei zu vernehmen, dass dieser sich eine neue Herausforderung durchaus nochmal vorstellen kann. „Schießt er nochmal 30 Tore, ist 2018 eine dreistellige Ablöse nicht utopisch“, zitiert das Fachmagazin einen Spielerberater, dessen Name nicht genannt wird.
>In München ist man gewillt, Lewandowski möglichst noch bis zu seinem Vertragsende im Sommer 2021 an der Säbener Straße zu halten. „Er hat eine unglaubliche Einschätzung bei Bayern. Es gibt in seiner Art keinen vergleichbaren Spieler. Er ist ein überragender Stürmer und nicht ersetzbar“, sagt FCB-Präsident Uli Hoeneß über den Torjäger.

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>Großkreutz transfered to Darmstadt
When did that happen?

>>77290010
behind the scenes

>>77290050
hmmmm... Did he missed the memo that the Intestinecity meme is over?

>>77290074
no

>>77290094
why did he transfered do Darmstadt then?

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Well that's one way to tell your club that you're going for a transfer.

>>77290121
i dont know, im not him

>>77290159
Sure thing Kevin.
Sure thing......

>>77289903
Haven't seen all the players yet. And then there's a difference between the actual starting XI and what will be starting at the start of the season, with Guerreiro, Schmelzer, Reus and Weigl out. So far this is what can be said from preseason
Getting dropped hard:
>Subotic. An 18 year old has looked more impressive than him, even out of position
Contentious positions:
>LB. Either out of position Durm, or out of position Zagadou will have to do until Schmelzer's back
>LW. Could be Schürrle, most likely will be Pulisic
>DM. Sahin's not looked great, and Rode's looked good enough to possibly challenge him
>CB next to Bartra Bartra's uncontested, but I could see Toprak challenging Sokratis for the spot
Then there's positions where the available players haven't played enough yet, like Dahoud, Götze, Kagawa and possibly Merino.