/nrl/ - Cowcucks not in the top 4 Edition

>>77286007
There is only 9 teams left

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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today

First for BroncGODS

Will Beau Ryan win Ninja Warrior?

Australian ninja warrior is core /nrl/

That might have been my alterior motive for making the thread lads.

Enjoy the next few years. You'll be a "real adult" before you know it. Don't think that the fun parts of your teen years are behind you, and don't assume the future will always be as fun as it is/can be currently. Something you realise after a while is the concept of relative time. The older you get, the faster time seems to pass. The difference between 15 and 20 seems like an eternity, the time between 20 and 25 feels like five minutes.

1. Never betray your integrity for any reason

2. Always maintain your self-respect, even if it means walking away from something or someone you think you want REALLY bad at that moment, later you will thank you.

3. Don't rush relationships to an end. Focus on spending time with people, having fun and connecting. If something comes from it, awesome, if not walk away and don't look back. If a woman doesn't want you (not just eh you're here, but if she doesn't crave for you), no matter how perfect she is in every other aspect, it's a dealbreaker.

4. At this age, securing financial stability and finding your place in the world should be your top priority. Let nothing distract you from this.

5. Don't shack up with a woman. This is enmeshing your life with someone else's and will make it much harder for you if the relationship ends or your life situation changes too much (likely to happen at this stage of your life). Also being around someone 24/7 without a lifelong commitment is a recipe for wasted years and heartbreak.

6. SAVE SAVE SAVE. Don't waste your money going out all the time, don't waste your money buying unnecessary gadgets and shit you'll still be paying for when you've grown tired of it. Get your money right before you even think about luxuries.

7. Reputation is important. Deal with people kindly, justly and with integrity and build a network of people you can call on (and who can call on you). Keep a small circle of vetted and trusted people close to you.

8. Don't dream, don't talk about what you're going to do when X. If you have a goal or an interest you'd like to pursue get to it quickly.

9. Always use protection. A few minutes of pleasure can give you a lifetime of responsibility and change the course of your life. That girl you're so in love with looks a lot different as a nagging baby's mother with her hand out 5, 10, 15 years down the road.

Fucking hate my life.

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I had to have my cat put down today lads

>>77286197
Fuck mate that sucks, watch some ninja with your /nrl/ family, it'll make you feel better

>>77286197
That sucks bro, my cat is 18 now and will feel really sad when he dies

>my wifes son
kem

KEG

KEK

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>>77286219
She was 17, and we had her since she was a kitten. She recently lost a bit of weight so we took her to the vet who said liver tumours and pancreatitis. I kind of regret wanting to know what was wrong.

>>77286237
She might have been in pain mate, she's in a happy place and is thinking of you fondly now.

Fuck the patriarchy

Based beau

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BEAU WILL MAKE THE /nrl/ PROUD

Ready for another lovely day at a soul crushing job.

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>>77286254
iktfb

Walkcripple on murder watch

I used to be able to deal with the shit job because she was always home waiting for me. But now she's gone, and I'm miserable 24/7.

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>>77286268
Let it out m8, I just to feel tonight

I'm doing hard labor for work for the dole and have had never had anyone to come home to.
Can always be worse, now chin up.

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>>77286272

>tfw soul crushing job
>tfw no gf
>tfw no mates

>manlets
When will they learn?

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>>77286280

LETS GO BEAU

What does heem mean

>Only reason to go slow on the spinning log is to make sure you don't move the log
>Move it with your second step

If you want to join your /nrl/ family watching ninja.

Go here: https://www.9now.com.au/live/channel-9

Create an account using https://10minutemail.com as your email and whatever you want as your name and shit.

After creating your account go to 10 minute mail and wait for the email to come in and verify your account.

Watch Ninja. BEAU NEEDS OUR SUPPORT FOR /nrl/

>>77286283
do you want to be my mate?

>87kg
>big lad
Lol

FUCK

Do not let /afl/ see that.

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>>77286289
sorry m8, i just want to feel not be your m8

>>77286296
That's kind of you, wouldn't want to remind them of their zero (0) competitors in the semis

If you step on the side of the spinning logs it's all over, need to step in the centre

This girl started chatting to me out of the blue. Very cryptic conversation so far. I'm almost positive her profession is prostitute.

/nrl/ on self improvement watch

>>77286306
Is it a pretty girl who just added you as her friend on facebook?

I get so many of those, decline.

Nah, there's more to the story but I don't know you guys well enough to share details yet. Give me a few weeks to assimilate into this poomunity.

Do a flip bro.

Fall in the water bro.

i'd get out now m8, before ivan dox's you

/rug/ about to go now

>gassed

100% natty amirite

>>77286343
All chicken breast and spinach

Why would you not use gear when it's so cheap, safe and easy to obtain? Why go through life with such a severe handicap. Getting on gear is the best decision you'll ever make.

Someone make this woman shut up

>>77286349
It's against the law lad, who do you think I am, a criminal?

>>77286352
lol

>>77286350
Women have the right to speak their minds m8

Wish I was me drinking a V lads

Can't remember the last time I genuinely had fun.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/gold-coast-personal-trainer-arrested-in-steroids-bust-20150716-gidht0.html

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/fat-kid-to-bodybuilder-busted-with-61-years-worth-of-steroids-20120329-1w01f.html

http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/body-of-evidence-how-police-busted-steroid-supply-ring-20130225-2f230.html

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/bodybuilder-and-personal-trainer-charged-with-supplying-steroids-to-clients-at-kings-cross-gym/news-story/4e00545c7f1ae10c80c865a1b9f4b259

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/personal-trainer-linked-to-newcastle-knights-imported-steroids-to-help-bodybuilder-mates/news-story/5a17deec1446bdcca4f17522fd55975a

>steroid use
>safe to obtain
Kem

KEG

K E K

>>77286372
I played splatoon 2 yesterday and had a lot of fun tbqh

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>>77286372
Exericse

>being an idiot who buys his gear from some meathead at the gym
lol

>Channel 9 has a ps4 app
>They don't live stream off it

Damn that dudes wife is a qt

>>77286392
Secret is to be a bald manlet

>>77286392
She said she loves me lads

>>77286395
Um, the secret is being a based elite tradie.

Reminder that TRADIES get the LADIES

>>77286397
Recording it to play back and pretend its for me later lads

BASED MUSCULAR AND ELITE TRADIE

Tradies BTFO E V E R Y O N E

WE DID IT LADS

Based elite tradie not only holds on after belting head but completes the course

Meanwhile pissweak gymnasts and rugby league players can't even pass logs

CRIMINAL STEROID ABUSING SCUM BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Did you guys see that blonde girl's tits in the crowd, holy shit

>>77286426
Nah mate hook me up

>Josh Reynolds wouldn't leave a Cronulla pub after a boozy night out
kek

KEM

K E G

>>77286007
I swear any time I've looked at an NRL ladder over the last decade the Storm have been on top

He's a big guy.

>Stepsons

WEW
Just keeps happening

>we are now as intelligent as americans and have to subtle "foreign" accents
Fuck me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PlA_X5syDU&list=PLpNzrtvQ_oLIhmZ55wBqFMz8bhOneSIRV&index=1

Reliving my childhood lads

this albino lad will win

Nah

He's doing it for milky m8

>Complete the course on a night when everyone is bombing
>Don't get broadcast in full

BTFO

>>77286493
>next bloke also completes but they skip half his run

kek

KEK

anyone else sick of ricky stuart?

Spinning logs are the natural enemy of parkour fuccbois, you saw it here first

>asian gf
So many cucks on this it's crazy

>tries to push off a swinging pole
Poor kid.

just infiltrated blokes advice

they'll never know there is a girl amongst them

top kem

>white guy
>abo

>>77286522
It's actually an elite technique but you have to climb up to the top where it doesn't shake
No brainlets allowed on ninja warrior

>my indigenous heritage
>is a white guy
KEM

https://www.fb.com/vicki.ratliff.3

This is her.

will trade tigerlilly nudes for walkie nudes

>Vicki Ratliff Photography
>horizon isn't straight

The patriarchy is preventing queens from competing on an equal level

>>77286558
this, there should be a woman course and a helicopter should just deliver them to the end

that chick obviously was the slutty chick at school at all the boys wanted date because she developed early and had tits before all the other girls

now she's middle aged and spends all her time going to the gym and going out to try and get the same amount of attention drunk guys. This probably stopped working because she kept telling them she had like 3 kids so she just posts semi-nudes on facey to attract the attention of seedy old dudes

She is literally a prostitute, mate. I have paid for her services twice.

>Nobody from Victoria qualifying

KEK

Getting really tired lads

>watching commercial tv

good goy

KEM the faggot from /po/ can't have any fun
A bit sad

>>77286594
>Not knowing that commercials are paid for in advance and whether you see them or not is irrelevant to the actual exchange of money behind the scenes

Actually going along with the brain dead masses and enjoying what they feed you.

You don't even know you are the problem

Deadly confidence brah

>Nobody bothering to tell the disappointed abo that he's through

Despite the fact I love Knights this had made my day and even made me smile ear to ear. Seeing a former NSW halfback and Newcastle Knights superstars Trent Hodkinson taking this beautiful young girl to her formal. She may look perfectly happy in this photo but this poor little girl has ewing sarcoma terminal cancer. Meaning at this very time she has a very high dosage of morphine just to keep all her pain away. It's a credit to this strong, determined and obviously very powerful young woman to put a smile on her face and get on with day to day life. I admire Hannah for this and i hope she has the most wonderful night.
To donate your time no matter who you are to anybody whose worse off says about you as a person. Trents in a position to make a difference and make this poor little girls night unforgettable and take away the pain and suffering for her and her family!
Credit to Kurri Kurri Highschool for putting together an early formal for her as she may not make it to the end of the year to the actual formal.
What a legend. Up the Knights! #Legend #KeepHokoInNewcastle

>>77286612
No one wants politics 100% of the time.
If you're truly "redpilled" you need to be successful and have successful friends and family and to get those you can't go to someone's house and be like you don't even know you're the problem and turn off the tv and say let me tell you about the jews.
You're the kind of faggot that gives /pol/ a bad name, kid.

What have got against origami m8?

>>77286612
>I get my thoughts from /pol/ instead of television I'm so ubermensch

>>77286637
>>77286630
>automatically dismissing an opinion as a /pol/ retard

Just hate commercial tv lads. Deny your programming and not watch and let commercial tv die.

>>77286647
>automatically dismissing an opinion as a /pol/ retard
Show me where I did that.

>>77286647
Rationalize your choice not to watch television without mentioning jews

>Ancient humans had sex with a mysterious species, scientists discover

>>77286676
>mysterious species
I just call em niggers

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Calling it now lads, nobody will even make it to Mount Midori Mountain

>>77286767
Based tradie will

>>77286767
Holy shit I think you might be right m80

big strong handsome intelligent SBW could

you'd have to be found wanting in the mind tank to watch this rot

>I don't get invited to partys so I hate everything fun and I'm 15 so I'm contrarian.

>>77287053
>LE U MUSD BE FUN AD BARTYS XDXD

didn't think you were all such normies

I wish I was

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>>77287317
>normies

>>77287361
>trumpposting
>in late 2017

get with the times gramps

Last for BroncGODS

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wtf I love Poopeelian league bogans now

Doing a poo before work lads.

>>77290947
that face

what is wrong with her?

Mornin lads. Last day of ny working week today, i knock off at 2300. Im going to replay Doom 4 this weekend snd get in on some of the multiplayer. Would anyone care to join me?

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Thoughts on this woman?

>>77294626
nice tits

>>77294626
Butterface

You here Sean

Kostjasyn officially retired lads

based rory going out as a champion

https://www.fb.com/profile.php?id=100010768037170

Unironically found this through him being interested in a suicide prevention seminar kek

Rory Kostjasyn retires lads

>>77295684
me on the right

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Thoughts on this woman?

>>77296103
A bit too young for me m8

>>77294448
Is it coop?

>>77294448
>Implying anyone will download a 28GB patch

Burgess and Cammy named bros.

This is the 3rd year in a row Damian Cook gets the starting gig at the end of the season. Watch Souths go on a meme winning streak now

>>77294626
Big titties

>>77297178
Nah lad

>>77296103
Looks like your average westie sluzza

>>77296103
BLACKED.COM

Cringe

>>77292383

She's a Knights fan.

Trying to flirt with a prostitute lads. Hopefully I can join the 'my gf is a prostitute' club soon.

>literally nothing stopping the storm from cruising to an easy minor premiership and victory playing against the brisbane broncos in the gf
>2 storm stars suddenly injured in one game coming into the final 6 rounds
What an AMAZING coincidence

The grandfinale is on, where are my /ninja/ bros at

Haha brutal

What do you do when you make shirts for your entire family and friends and then fail within 30 seconds

I want someone to finish but I'm doubtful lads

Is lanklet the most powerful form after all?

Real /ninja/ hours who tf up

That was based, a family man SHOULD win this

>failing on obstacles you've already done

>arks me

>my deadly greens eyes fellow black fellas

Pretty lewd budgy smugglers desu

How can white boys even compete?

Beat me too it you fucker
KEM

Feel that water lickin at my feet again

I think Freddy is right it was the mat that made the water ripple.

ABSOLUTELY BUNKERED

Not happy about Delta endorsing such a misogynistic song to be quite honest

>referees admitting they're wrong
What is this?

Fucking told you, BASED FREDDY

>hype someone up
>they fail spectacularly
Every time

#rekt

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>faceplant in midair as he fell

Based Asian gf giving the support

Why are there no niggers in the grand final? I thought they were the master race

>>77298830
meant for
>>77298719

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>women are equal
>get hit in the face running your mouth
>you're not allowed to punch women you monster

>skipping 2 complete runs in a row
>they were the fastest and 2nf fastest

Who's the skulking woman?

another night of brain rot

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>>77298934
Probably a female referee, it seems only in the NRL that they are based

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Watching some brain rot lads

Thinking about killing myself. Anyone wanna talk me out of it?

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Holy fuck, no one is finishing this.

This is way too hard lads

>tarzan kid in the background having a giggle after that guy fell
kek

KEM

K E G

Just being a simpleton doing simpleton things lads

Midori means green and Yama means mountain so they're calling it "Mount Green Mountain" which sounds stupid

Turned my brain off and enjoying some light entertainment lads

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You have to be able to do a plank for 5 minutes and some other hard shit. Get to it my /nrl/ family.

>>77299099
I can only do 1 minute

>>77299129
Get training m80

>girlfriend is crying before he's even started

>using a towel so your gf doesn't get wet
I don't need a towel to not make a girl wet lads

these commentators fucking suck

>the black fella wins
/po/ and their paper birds BTFO

>kfc raw hide ad has made me rewatch the blues brothers lads

Blackest man in mt isa

>Still gets to go home with a Asian.
Based white man.

What a beautiful aboriginal family

>black fella
>light brown hair
>green eyes

Why do white fellas have to keep the black man down?

Finally, this farce of cultural appropriation of Japanese ninja culture is over

Not liking this casual racism ITT lads

>>77299161
needed based Karl there

>>77299080
>>77299251
WEEB

I do like how noone won

Are my /ninja/ bros gonna watch the block?

watching piefall m8

Seen it too many times to watch it with ads hey m80, gonna finish watching blues brothers, fell asleep half way through it last night

Calling The Project to let them know that there were ZERO (0) Indigenous Australian Women or Muslim Women present in Channel 9's "Australian Ninja Warrior" competition. Frankly, this kind of thing shouldn't be happening in 2017.

>>77299265
Even when you win you lose
In 9 years of the American version, the only time anyone finished was a year where two dudes did and the slower guy got zilch

Walkcripple on murder watch

>>77286197
Damn dude hope you're feeling okay chin up

>>77286190
Fucking EXCELLENT post

>As the finale wrapped, fans were quick to voice their dismay on social media about the result — many blaming the time limits placed on contestants to complete the extreme courses.

Australian millenials on unable-to-handle-Ninja-Warrior-pressure watch

Do they not know that someone tested it to make sure it was possible.
For fuck sake, like an anon said I'm glad no one managed it. It should be fucking hard as fuck.
So when you get the title of ultimate ninja warrior you fucking deserve it. What a fucking joke society is these days.

Feel like Ricky right now.

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>Fucking normies complaining no one won

Walkninja on future ninja warrior watch

>how did you train to become ultimate ninja warrior
>power walking

Walkie would speed walk the ninja warrior course kem

Going to bed, I hate non-neet hours but hey only 5 months and two weeks left of this.

Night lads.

>>77300187
Goodnight lad you probably won't see this but sleep well m80

I'm obsessed with her. Fapped to her face pics.

Nice """poomunity""" you got here

kem

KEM

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Thoughts on this woman?

>>/asp/

>>77307255
Would cum inside

>>77307319
Settle down mate, that's my wife.

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>her instagram followers keep increasing
>i'm still not approved
fml

Fucking hate my life.

Just made a cup of coffee and had no milk so I had to use whipped cream and it was terrible lads

>The Storm fullback didn't know that he was at GIO Stadium, and once he was taken to the sheds on a medicab Slater had no recollection of the previous two weeks, including his involvement in Queensland's State of Origin win.
>tfw billy can watch game 3 fresh all over again

I dreamed of murdering her last night.

>>77300453
I did sleep well thanks m8

>>77307484
>>77307729
Good posts.

>tfw you know that your team isn't gonna win the 'hip this year but you don't care because they give it their all on the field each week and you're so proud of the boys and still support them
>tfw you supported them when they were at the bottom
>tfw you supported them when they won the 'hip
>tfw you support them no matter what
who /CowGODS/ fan here?

A coconut fell on my head last round and I don't know if we won game 3, did QLD win lads?

Sharks are going back to back lads. Put your salary on it.

its broncos or sharks this year

melbourne will have too many injuries, slater wont be able to survive a brutal finals run when people actually try to reinjure him

roosters will fuck it up eventually like usual, pearce doesnt have SBW to carry his teams attitude through the finals without racking up and getting on the piss

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BRONCGODS WILL BE 2017 PREMIERSHIP WINNERS

>he doesn't know that titans ARE starting their undefeated run to the premiership starting this sunday

>dave taylor goes overseas to play
>ends up coming back with his tail between his legs
>gets a last chance offer from ricky stuart
>now leaving again to go back overseas
What's wrong with this lad

Dave Taylor is secretly a ref and wants to piss off Ricky Stuart.

>>77312009
Ricky got fined so hard he can't pay for his contract

>>77312016
Apparently he's on 85k and european clubs are willing to pay more a lot more than that? How desperate are they.

>>77312039
It's a fucking Canadian club

>>77312101
Isn't that an alcohol brand

>>77312108
It's whiskey for girls
>when you're over beer
Is their slogan

WalkGod Wednesday

One more sleep till the footy is on lads.

>WOLLONGONG will be part of history when the Illawarra city hosts the first ever Super League game outside Europe early next year.

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>>77312443

>>77312443
Did the Australian Super League not count?

Yeah checking for STDs first

>>77312443
Finally we get some quality rugby league in this country

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>when shawty finna have a thicc ass lmao

gonna join the air force lads
doing my (you) session in 2 weeks

lmao at not joining the legion instead of defence force

Love you all

Just woke up, Panthers will win tonight lads.

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Former prostitute cocaine cassy got sentenced for 6 years in jail in Columbia.

Let's pray for her as one /nrl/ family

Couldn't sleep last night. Thinking about her the whole time.

Will we use my thread for the game tonight lads?

Couldn't sleep last night, my ice addicted punani was getting pounded all night.

Just platinumed Crash Bandicoot lads

LawGOD

How do you recover deleted phone numbers? I deleted her number thinking I would get over her but it didn't help. I need to contact her.

>>77326167
just go to icloud or your google account. not hard

>>77326307
Where in my google account? I had a look on there and it's not in the contacts.

I sent her a friend request lads. I'm so close to knowing for certain that she thinks I'm a piece of shit, instead of just being pretty sure.

just synced a whole new bunch of podcasts to fall asleep to on my ipad so i can sleep in pitch black and not have my sleep disturbed by the tv or laptop lads

>>77326346
are you friends on facebook. sync conacts with facebook and if she has added her phone number you'll get it

Luke Lewis has a sausage roll and can of coke on game day. The Sharks veteran is in career best form and just notched 300 games.

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/state-of-origin/teams/new-south-wales/media-watch-laurie-daley-offered-one-more-crack-at-state-of-origin-glory/news-story/2c029310bfe8e882d1bf7ea989d0dcad

Fucking kill me lads

>>77326841
REEEEEEEEE

>>77326841
If he has any honor at all he'll refuse

>>77326841
>i still support NSW even though they are just laundering money to their mates and spitting in my face

classic beta bux

This cunt at work has to pay $560 a week in child support.

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>mfw a convict called a table a ladder near me

>le gowguggs xd

SHUT the FUCK up you idiots

>>77327021
my mate got a tourist pregnant and she had the kid so he flew overseas

hes coming back to australia soon and the family courts are gonna fuck him hard

imagine rooting a random tinder slut and having a kid from her kek

>>77327038

Praise G£$us

>>77327041
The guy at work got the girl pregnant when he was travelling in Romania and he sorted out all her migration shit to get her and the kid here. Then a few months after she got here they split up and she's kicked him out of his home and got an avo against him. In addition to the child support she also gets a fair amount from Centrelink.

>>77327063
based AGOgod

also the bloke at work is fucking retarded. my mates fucking retarded too but at least he was wise enough to go on a 2year holiday... and bankrupt himself

he literally spent every dollar he had and hes been fucking on holiday for 2 years

pretty gnarly, my longest holiday in years was 3 weeks

>>77326899
>muzzies in cahoots with emus
It all makes sense now

>>77327074
It would just be so depressing to be in that position. If he works overtime or a second job to try and get ahead, he has to pay MORE in child support. Don't know how he survives because if his income is as low as mine ($950 net a week) he doesn't be much to live in after that.

Fullwogs are going to pull out a fluke win/win with referee assistance and piss everybody off

>>77327088
yeah its like they take your plan for having a family and take that plan and give it to some whore and some other cuckold who gets with her benefits from your labour and money

so any family you decide to have in the future is burdened by losing a % of your income to some slut

what a fucking horrorshow, id never come back to australia or kill myself

>they have a team called the roosters

Oh god my sides are literally falling apart

>>77327125
please

>>77327125
watch

>>77327125
our

>>77327125
wife's son

>>77327125
penis

>>77327125
sport

only watching for the kennel meltdown

awwwwww Moyland is having a bit of trouble :3

>tfw that girl in the coat on the sideline can pass a football better than me

>>77327209
KEM
I've been mesmerized by that the whole time, glad I wasn't the only one

What an idiot

>taking the poo
Confirmed garsed

>Consumption of MDMA in the ACT increased dramatically in December 2016;

Why can't pollies stay off the drugs lads

Less than 10 minutes in and I realized I really don't wanna watch this game lads. Might go play some video games

Sterlo sounds sick lads

who watches channel 9 kek. switch over to fox league

>>77327248
>abandoning your /nrl/ family
:(

Surely a game with the two worst attacking teams will be good

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>>77327255

>he LITERALLY can't afford based foxtel
kek

KEG

K E M

Does Walkie work at the Strathoine JB Hi-fi? Think i just saw him

Just had to hide in the lunch room because I think I saw someone who recognized me lads

I looked at him, did a double take and then looked back before laughing to myself a little bit. He knew I was laughing so he kinda just looked away

Just stole some faggots phone from Strathonine JB car park, he was on this shit website, what the fuck is this shit lads

Kek I saw him again. Its 100% him. Should I say something?

Take a picture of him m8

This is worse than a qld cup game lads

Might be a bit suss but i will try

Kill me. The isolation is too much

Please watch our sport

Kasiano split his pants lads

Ol' blue eyes lads

What is Walkcunts sirname? My ex works at jb strathpine anon. I will ask her if he works there

Heart attack from too much kfc

Loving this meme where SC doesnt display the stats

Fuck lads, just kicked the power out of my modem out, I thought my internet died, scared me lads.

>>77327382
I think i'd fucking hang myself if my internet died

This is why we don't have enough female touchies

>>77327388
Didn't have any rope so was going to use the power cord it must have giggled it back in and it started working again

>>77327398
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUWM012Fqrl/?taken-by=pandafitclub

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>>77327407
Will this make my bum big?

best of the halftime kennel lads

id do it but i have the flu and it hurts to do anything

i wish i could post without typing

spiller groovejet lads

getting old is good when marketting jews start targetting you with nostalgia

A former National Rugby League player has been charged with inappropriately touching a female employee at a licensed premises in Brisbane.

The 39-year-old man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is alleged to have sexually assaulted the woman at a Queen St establishment on July 13.

The Queensland-born man and the woman are not known to each other.

The man is on bail and will have his case returned to Brisbane Magistrates Court on August 23.

JT looks really awkward lads

>>77327447
Based Locky

>>77327447
>Andrew Johns
>Age 43

Whew

Who is going to watch the footy show because based JT is on it lads.

In 2012, Lockyer signed a three-year contract with Origin Energy's Australia Pacific coal seam gas (CSG) project. He will be their safety ambassador and also to gain support for a mining operations called Coal Seam gas or CSG. On Origin's website Darren is investigating the coal seam gas industry for himself. He talks to paid employees and also talks to a farmer that are also making large amount of money from CSG Mining.[76]
Lockyer currently serves as Head of Business Affairs at Mayur Resources, a Brisbane-based energy and minerals company with activities in Papua New Guinea.[77]

Just had three sets and didn't score a try lads

>panthers vs poodogs
>everyone falls asleep during the game

Atleast we have broncGODS playing tomorrow