What did America mean by this?

We're literally mocking your shit sport lmfao

go to bed harry

>his world comes crashing down

>>77284349
That were slowly making your country burgerland

>>77284378
This was a match in America though

What is wrong here?

All I see is the refs and a US Soccer official

I don't know what is better. Displaying how ridiculous americans are when it comes to sports or the fact that Ronald could be an accurate portrait of how biased some refs are when it comes to Manure

The Chicago Walmarts vs New York Burger Kings when?

our world ambassador, show some respect.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Which is worse, honestly:

Ronald McDonald or Ronaldo the Hamburgler

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Why americans envolve fastfood in everything?

>The President leading the teams out

Based.

Why is Fellaini with the refs?

post the webum of based ronald shaking the players' hands.

>the most important american ambassador came to the match
pretty based desu

>>77284420
shut the hell up pls

>>77284563
https://twitter.com/utdxtra/status/889233220616818701

>>77284391
A soccer match in america invented by the bongs

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wtf I thought the burgers king was this one

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>>77284563

>>77284349
soccer is a clown's game

Who is literally the most famous American mascot to most of the rest of the world? Face it, we've become the literal Burgers, our ambassador is a fucking hamburger-selling advertisement. What's funny is I don't remember the last time I had a hamburger, I really cut down on them after college,

God bless the USA though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5mmFPyDK_8

To be perfectly honest this was a way to wedge in an advertisement because soccer is not ad-friendly like american sports

>this VAR break brought to you by Snickers, Nike, and Coca-Cola
face it, it's coming and you know it.

>>77285845
My fucking sides

>>77285852
>Who is literally the most famous American mascot to most of the rest of the world?
Mickey Mouse or Superman

>>77285977

>American mascot

>suggests a literal alien or rat

Face it m8. The world sees you as a burger.

ronald is a lifelong manure customer

>>77285953
Ketchup?

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>>77285845

>Ronald McDonald shaking hands

>gigantic Pepsi sign in the background

>>77285845
jesus christ

>>77284364
Ha what about the 10 hour commercial called the Superbowl. Admit it, Americans are just sacks of flesh waiting to be told what to buy

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>Murica

Why do they hate being healthy so much?

>>77285845
lol

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>tfw your local team will never have Ronald as a mascot

>>77285845
Late capitalism must end and the regime must topple. the people have had enough!

>>77284364
fpbp

>>77284545
You're alright burger.

>ameridonalds

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>>77284535

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>>77284534
lard boy gains

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>>77284349
>>77285845

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>>77285845

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>that strut
he owns this sport

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>>77284349

they wanted to show the world that they acknowledge the importance of football (soccer) by sending their diplomatic top dog. #respectfromstuttgart

>>77285845
I lost it.

>>77286729
God bless this country

>all these yuropoors acting like they don't have their sport flooded by advertising

Who won the Barclays league last year? Fly Emirates? Jeep? Chevrolet?

I literally refuse to believe this happened

Have memes gone too far?

>>77286729

>having the kids wear McDonald's t's

FUCKING REE! STOP INDOCTRINATING CHILDREN YOU FUCKING SLIME!

>>77285845
>ameriburgers

>>77286793
It allows the actual game to be uninterrupted by commercials. What do you choose?

Only Mexicans watch soccer and they're all fat and poor

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>>77286793
>have to see ad boards and product placement during game
>commercial breaks
>ads on jerseys soon
it's too much

Post the webm of him shaking hands with the teams

Going to McDonald's this morning, what should I get lads?

>>77285845
my sides

>>77287197
Shot.

amazing move on America's part tbqh

didn't think they still had it in them

>>77286793
>implying if you don't have an American tier attention span you even notice

No wonder you're all so fat.

>>77286793
>all these europeans laughing at us because they don't have their sport interrupted by advertising every 2 minutes.
FTFY

>>77286793
Scumtbet Ladbrokes 365 GamblePro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJP8wVoTufg

>Amerifats

>>77287230
>the US is the 12th fattest country in the world
>UK is 27th

You're getting there! Also apparently 41% of Qataris are obese, wtf

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/29-most-obese-countries-in-the-world.html

>>77285848
Cuck.

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>>77287288

>>77287310
How does Japan do it? Is it the cigarettes?

>>77287336
Lots of Fish. So good fats

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show some fucking respect; it's their culture

>>77287310
>NZ
>Hungary
>Finland

wait what?

>>77287310
This only counts OECD countries, though. There are 11 non-OECD countries ahead of the US.

>>77287336
They under report it. Same with crime.

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>>77285845
>Ronald, you son of bitch!

>>77287378
Somehow pedophilia isn't a crime in Japan. Or men buying panties for that matter.

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>Amerisharts

>Great company provides happiness globally through their quality food, toys, solidarity and aesthetic
>This innovative advertisement amazes fans who are reminded of this wonderful company
>This company sponsors this event, an event of healthy competition and entertainment which embodies great values
I don't see what's funny or wrong about this.

>>77284364
This. They care so little about the soccer culture they literally bring fucking Ronald McDonald out with the refs and make him shake everyone's hand acting like he's the President lmao. That's just straight up disrespectful.

>>77287393
Kek

>>77285848
Sorry, I meant >>77287300 for >>77286303

>>77287680

i unironically agree

>>77287508
That ain't meat.

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>>77286793
>damn look at all those ads, i can really follow the game like this!
This is a random serie a game, tell me you can read the sponsor on the kits.
And tell me that ad breaks ever 5 minute and the announcer tahnking the sponsrs every 10 minutes is better than this

>>77287336
they're literally genetically incapable of making gainz

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>>77286714
>>77286714
Ebin. De spördö spärde menes were drue. :DDD-DDDDDDD

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I wonder what went through his head. First he has to enter the field with this obese girl and then he gets welcomed by RonaldMcDonald. Even one of the officials is obese.

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>>77285845
>>77284563
holy shit is real

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Lads, what did Ronaldo mean by this?

they meant that mcdonalds is a corporate sponsor of all things sport in america and they showed their gratitude to them by having their mascot take to the field with the players XD

niggas we got fitbits now. in 10 years mexicans will be the fattest people on the planet...those that haven't been killed by cartels.

>>77285845
just spit my coffee on my laptop

>>77284349
>1366x768
prosperous first world, they said...

>>77287219
lmao

>>77285845
>amerilards will defend this

don't forget to try the new FriedShittolato ™ only at McDonalds, goys

>>77287219
lel no way that joke came from a real German

>>77289044

>third worldler mad he can't afford good food

sad

>>77289044
T.Bojan Srpska

>>77286793
>Point out that yurowhines completely lack self awareness
>Deluge of posts trying to move the goalposts

Pathetic and predictable

>>77289139
>McDonalds
>good food

Indoctrinated goys unironically believe this.

>>77285845
Europeans will defend this.

>>77284364
>Haha, take these 10s of millions of dollars for having a low intensisty kick about haha, mwahahaah
Hmm..

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Serious:

In a typical NFL game that takes 3 hours and 15 minutes there are 63 minutes of advertising.
In a typical hour long TV program in the United States there are only around 42 minutes of show with the rest being advertising.

In the 15 minute half time at a soccer match what percentage is studio highlights and analysis, vs advertising? Assuming maybe 10 minutes of studio/ad time before the match.

How much TV advertising are there in other nations for broadcast progams? Ignore premium channels or channels with different revenue streams like HBO, BBC

>>77289378
>In a typical NFL game that takes 3 hours and 15 minutes there are 63 minutes of advertising.
63/192 = 33%

>In a typical hour long TV program in the United States there are only around 42 minutes of show with the rest being advertising.
18/60 = 30%

>In the 15 minute half time at a soccer match what percentage is studio highlights and analysis, vs advertising? Assuming maybe 10 minutes of studio/ad time before the match.
Say 2/3 of it is advertising, so
25*2/3 /115 = 16%

>How much TV advertising are there in other nations for broadcast progams?
Probably comparable with your 42 minute show for a 1 hour slot, although not quite as bad

My main problem with Ameriball is that the ads aren't bunched together, like at half-time, where I enjoy the downtime to get a cup of tea/have a cheeky wank/renew my cycling licence

Also, see >>77285845

>>77287219

Kek

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>>77289554
I love that about soccer. The ads on the kits are a major bummer but I just tune out trying to watch an NFL game because of all the breaks.
Touchdown
>Ad break
Extra point
>Ad break
Kick off
>Ad break
Game resumes.

I honestly don't watch live TV except for maybe the news because of how bothersome the ads are.

>>77286714
there's no way you can get served in the drive thru on one of those, no fucking way

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>when you do a poo with a hard-on and a little bit of pee comes out

>>77290171
sorry wrong tab, please no ban.

Whitlock sounds like an Australian redneck

>>77285845
>that fat woman linesman
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERIKEKS

>>77289554
Based ball is low too, for a 3 hour game there's only 23% commercials. A 3 hour game is pretty short too.

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>>77285845
HOLY SHIT

>>77285845
America was a mistake

>>77286166

">" still posting on an american board

How do we make capitalism less soulless and ridiculous?

>>77285845
>Americlaps

>>77290404
So? Whats that got to do with anything?

>>77290404
This is a japanese anime forum friend

>>77285845

he was there so he could IV mcdonald's feed this whale lino

>>77286166
>American Ads
You guys have chink companies and betting sites on the front of your jerseys

>>77287219
This Is pretty good but wasn't the last McDonald's shooting in Munich?

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>>77285845

>This is actually real

>>77285845
pls no

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>>77287393
criminally underrated post

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>>77288225
Please tell me that's the fourth official, no way is that tub of lard a lino lmao

>>77284364
Americans 1
Cuck United 0

>>77291911
yeah, american culture is really widespread

>>77290404
>website based on Japanese imageboards
>owner is Japanese
Hang yourself.

the kind of thing you see at low division baseball games. I guess that is where soccer ranks here, oh well.

This is next-level banter.

>>77294909

a country with 5x our murder rate making an Amerimurder meme joke

only on 4chan

>>77285845
>Europeans getting humiliated by American XXL Deluxe Extra Cheese Capitalism
glorious

god big or go home

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>>77284364
Red-haired clown paraded at a meaningless game, and you think soccer looks bad here? What other hot takes do you have?

>>77296431
Everything looks bad there

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>>77285845

thanks for the laugh m8

>>77295177
We're a lot closer to being Brazil than we are to Europe unfortunately

>>77285845
oh god, this is hilarious.

This nigga had the most magestic strut during the player walkouts too. Son was really feeling himself.

>>77285845
I'm fairly sure I will not see a better webm than this one for the rest of the year

>>77287872
Stop justifying the ugly shirts we have now. Your slave mentality "one can get used to it" justifies every shit.

>>77296847
not with the way we're catching up

>>77288225

look at that clown and his stupid hair

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>>77285845
>>77286729

>>77288225
I imagine the European players reacted to this like how Drago reacted to Apollo's over the top entrance in Rocky IV. Visible confusion, then outright contempt.

I love my country

>>77285845
kek made me laugh, based amerimacs

>>77284364
fpbp

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>>77284426
>new york burger kings
they already have a corporate shill team in New York

>>77286729
wtf they're all fat

>>77285845
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>77285993
the world sees you as a prison colony

>>77286015

This was an alright post, just not up to the standard set by the thread

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>>77286166