/hoc/

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>the absolute state of offseason /hoc/

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>>77284185
This will be Karlsson's last season playing in Ottawa

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>>77284185
>>77284200
i cant wait bros... i even bought the alternate sweater and theres two months till pre-season.

I CANT WAKE UP

Booked flights to Finland

Wish me luck

bög :DDD

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>>77284234
Best jersey

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Who's ready for this thread to last 2 weeks?

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Does it have potential?

>>77284392
Let's get this bad boy to 1000

O M A H A

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>>77284408
are those stretch marks or cut marks

>>77284437
Where?

>>77284412
1

(CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP)

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>>77284437

>>77284446
oops that was @ u babby

>>77284472
I think it's just hairs.

>>77284200
i thought it was just /hoc/, but then i wondered why after the last post was 30 mins ago the thread was still in page 2. we're not the only ones suffering through the offseason

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>>77284857

>>77284185
Just finished a Chinese movie on Netflix, lads. It was pretty good. Going to watch some more tomorrow I think.

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>Rags still think the window is open

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Was this a goal?

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>>77285075
Was this?

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Is Jumbo finally gonna get a cup this season?

>>77285166
yes

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>>77285166
Yep. He signed with the Canucks.

Oh w--

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never forget the ten gorrilion shekels Messier stole from the homeless people of vancouver

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thoughts on this man?

>>77285311
Messier did nothing wrong

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>>77285364
>There are hongcouverites RIGHT NOW typing paragraphs of rage towards Moose as the forest fires encroaches on their front steps

>>77284857
>page 2
>people STILL don't use the catalog

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>a team other than the Based Canucks will win the Cup in the next 5 years

>>77285711
the bottom right numbers say what page the thread is on dummy

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You guys should just play Eastside Hockey Manager in the offseason or something. It's fun.

Anyone getting NHL 18?

>>77286067
Nope

>>77285901
Maybe when the new rosters come

>>77286067
depends. after 15 I stopped buying it since it was shit

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Where my flyersbros at

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>mfw the devils are elite

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>the finland is following me on Instagram
Does this mean I'll inherit finlands hokkei abilities?

Saw pekka rinne, jesse puljujärvi and sebastian aho the other day while i was coming home from work.

i almost touched bulju

>>77286768
No but you should see a doctor immediately to check your Finnish heritage diseases

>>77286774
What were they doing?

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explain this

hello yes where are the trades

>>77286067
3 on 3 is the thing I want most, but I'm torn on it because I'd like it to be expanded upon next year but have to expect they just try to find a way to remove it altogether.

>dumoulin 6x4,1M
LELMAO

>>77286067
If they make an NHL game for the switch, then yes

>tfw hockey
https://livestream.com/leijonat/u20fincze2017

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>>77287774
He's actually good

Who can stop them?

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>>77288164
>Doumolin is a good player

>>77284185
No love for Denmark :(

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>>77288236
copenhagen KHL team in Royal Arena when

>>77288236
Denmark is better at hockey than slovakia desu.

>>77288251
>>77288254
Both very based and great comments!

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>>77285075
IT WAS IN

>>77285132
who cares lmao

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>rags

>>77288601
>who cares
Butthurt oilels fans for the luls

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>>77288606

>>77286067
>EA
Fuck no.

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>>77287593
what is there to explain?

Sheary reportedly wants 5mil. If that's the case I'd be shipping him out faster than you could say trade bait.

>>77286067
Yeah I'm actually excited for 3 on 3. I just hope their "seamless puck pick-ups" get fixed. Way to many times my guy would just skate around the puck like a retard.

>>77286067
Only if they update Be a pro-mode
If its left untouched, no way

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Hmm...

>>77286653
Is that a Mode Four?

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>rags

>>77286067
No, because they won't make a PC port.

>>77289192
it's mostly just a roster upgrade with 3v3 mode and some other minor stuff.

EA downprioritizes the NHL games pretty bad, but people will buy the game anyway since they got no competition

>>77289310
>rags r da best
>puts lundshit in
>fucking lundshit
>rags

I THOUGHT I CLICKED ANNE HATHAWAY WHAT'S A /HOC/

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>>77290413

Meme factory

>>77289631
Madden is pretty much in the same boat as NHL. Just Madden gets a shit ton of marketing cause it's always one of the highest selling games every year even though hardly anything has been improved or tweaked. No competition for it to really bother. FIFA though continually gets better cause of PES.

>>77287774
That's a good price for Dumo given it's 6 years. Karl Alzner is an inferior defenseman and just got $4.625 for 5 on the open market. Gotta pay market price if you want to buy out those UFA years.

FYI Dumo had the most ice time of any Pens defenseman over these last two seasons, and he filled in completely shutting down Ovi on 5x5 when Letang wasn't in there to completely shut him down 5x5. Pens own the Craps.

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who can stop him?

>>77289194
stay there

>>77291019

Believed in Finnish goaltending

>>77291106
OH

So how do you think this season will look for the San Jose Jumps The Sharks?

>>77291492
It'll look very mediocre for them. Burns will have another good offensive year but his +/- will be garbage

Finland

>>77284331
good luck

>>77291492
unless burns becomes a literal god then they'll be missing the playoffs

>Isles offer Avs Hamonic, a top prospect and a first rounder for Duchene
>Still don't take it
Sakic is literally retarded.

>>77292005
>isles
>top prospect
can't take something that doesn't exist

>>77292005
that "top prospect" was probably dal Colle (i.e. bust)

>>77291592
But he is canadian so the norris is locked

>>77292005
what else do the avs have going for them aside from duchene

nothing

>>77291019

Neat

>>77292005
That prospect should have been dal colle. He's a guarenteed bust just from how he can't make the camp. Then again, he could be a good player

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>>77292021
>Barzal
>Bellows
>Sorokin
>Dal colle

Those are all top prospects. Sorkin could seriously be taken if he wouldn't stay in the KHL

>>77291019
It's not gay if the balls don't touch

>>77292005
Duchene is gonna play with so little commitment and care next season, jesus christ
Not all former star players can be GMs.. Sakic is next level delusional

>>77292278
Id call fucking garth snow a better GM then Sakic, just because he knows how to draft. As for contracts, snow takes the cake for his albatrosses

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>>77291492
3 seed, WC1, or WC2
>>77291019
>seeing old benis in locker rooms
>rewatching the scene in The Office where Michael kisses Oscar
>trying to find the art in Michael Fassbender kissing himself in Alien: Covenant

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>>77284185
>forgetting Grabner

you dun goofed

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>>77292907
>Yfw grabner had almost 40 goals this year
>Barely scored any goals on postseason
>Always gets hurt in the groin

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>>77292204

> top prospects

I usually give some leeway to fish sticks but that's some straight autism right there

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>>77292921
believe it or not, this season he made it almost inury prone on the >rags while he was vegetable mode for most time with the isles
Really makes you think

>>77292944
He still had that with the isles but those were during the years when we were total shite

>>77292941
Please tell me what team you like? You'd be glad to even have one of them in your system

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>>77293033
true but for some reason he got back to a rei-ignition with the >rags
I just hope he stays like that this as he is the only hope for austria in the NHL

>Haudum didn't get drafted AGAIN
>Michael raffl WILL choke in his last contract year
>Thomas Raffl (older raffl brother) got injury fucked in his PTO with the jets
>Vanek still no contract

sheesh...

>>77293067
At least you have top notch electronic musicians. Mefjus and Camo and krooked are amazing

>>77293067
>>77293370
Und wie immer ist nix los in Stubenberg am See

grabner is fucking based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAEhUBZr9D0

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The jets are elite now and there is no denying you cucks

>>77293618
memest game of the year. didn't Clendening score too?

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>rags

>>77293741
think so. Columbus was leading 4-1 in the second period, then grabner scored three goals, including the one in the video

>>77293618
McElhinney is fucking shit, more accurately.

>>77293664
>georgia
jest confirmed for moving back to hotlanta?

>>77293772
>ride the di--

huh?

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dead sport

>>77293869
Yeah.. I love to defend the guy, but that started a slow season..

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Where are my Jeb! folks at?????

Which Florida hockey team would most likel JEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why aren't you a fan of the Canucks yet?

>>77294449
delete your life

have the pongs traded maatta yet?

>>77294555
who would want that faggot bust on their team

>>77294609
The Devils

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Its August in a week boys

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tfw the Oilers won't make the playoffs next year

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>>77294831
worst month of the year

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>>77294846
Vidya e-celebs are worse cancer than Pierre McGuire.

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>>77294843
yay! no ploffs buddies!

>>77294865
PAY FOR HIS HEALTHCARE!!! HE CAN'T STOP EATING!!!

>>77294891
Didn't you know? It's his genes, not the fact that he eats for 4 every day

>>77294843
>Won't make the playoffs next season

With a team like that, you don't miss the playoffs at all

>>77294912
Yes, and it isn't because of his big bones

>>77294843
>tfw the oilers tank for another 1st overall next year

>>77294939
It's literally a one line team with a patchwork defense....

>>77288236
That game must exist somewhere online, go make your own

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>>77294943
HANDS OFF MY PICK!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>>77294976
he said first not fifth

Is icefight comfy or should I stick with luckswing?

>>77294961
They're still a good team. The depth is great with guys like slepyshev, lucic, larsson, sekera, nurse, pulujujarvi, pakarinen, and jokinen

>>77295049
Fuck off we're full.

>>77295049
absolutely not

luck based sport zzz

>>77294976
>Cantpucks
>Getting 1st overall
No

>rags

>>77295049
hokkei > divegrass > F1 > Baseball > w/e > Apehoop

To suggest that the Rangers aren't the greatest sports organization of all time throughout history to a Rangers fan is analogous to something that falls between inquisition-era blasphemy and trying to convince someone from Chicago that deep dish isn't the best kind of pizza. Regardless of all the statistics, regardless of all the losing seasons, regardless of the lack of banners that pepper the rafters of the Garden, Rangers fans are convinced at a wholesale level that every other team is irrelevant, and hockey would be nothing without the Rangers, because New York, because original six. Any type of rational discussion about hockey meets a hard stop with but we play at Madison Square Garden, the greatest stadium of all time, ever, which quickly devolves into an incoherent rambling of which only a few pieces of something remotely resembling English can be distilled: something something, 1994, something something, original six.
Have any of you ever been to Madison Square Garden? Excuse me, I mean The World Famous Madison Square Garden Brought to you by Chase Manhattan Bank, Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan. It SUCKS. Really, it's not a good arena—it has history, but not enough history to eradicate the image etched into my brain of the 3 homeless guys I saw jerking off on the E line when I was on my way there. The halls are cramped and the seats aren't comfortable, but they do have TVs strategically positioned around the seating for convenient viewing, you know, in case I want to watch the fucking telecast while I'm at the live game after paying $245 for mezzanine level seats. But that's unfair of me—tickets are only $220 during games vs. the Western Conference.

There are two types of experiences you'll have at MSG: the high brow, and the low brow. The low brow is experienced if you're wearing a jersey of an opposing team (especially a rival): you'll inevitably be heckled by some out-of-work 23 year old wearing a Brian Leetch sweater over Keystone Light stained cargo shorts, trying his damnedest to get his drunk, vacant, unintelligent eyes to focus on you for more than 3 seconds as he shovles a $16 NATHANS MSG WORLD FAMOUS hot dog into his mouth. I'm liberally applying the term 'heckle' there, by the way, because as I mentioned earlier, what comes out of the collective mouths of Rangers fans is closer to the vocal fumblings of early hominid cro magnons. The other experience, the high brow experience, is you pay $2000 to sit next to an investment banker who keeps checking his phone for Wimbeldon highlights. Don't make eye contact with him, pleb. You're a nobody.
The Freudian-level cognitive dissonance is structural; the television station that plays Rangers (and Devils, and Islanders) games is called MSG, and every April we experience the same rolling tradition: the Rangers are knocked out of the playoffs, Al Trautwig, Ron Dugauy and Bill Pidto find a way to deflect their disappointment and utter disbelief that THE New York Rangers didn't win the cup again by attributing it to some extra-hockey force, like the refs, or bad ice, or "bad puck luck," and quickly drown their emotions in a circlejerk of how great the 1994 team was as a pre-amble to the inevitable telecast of ROAD TO THE CUP: 1994. Something, something, this is Hugh Jessiman's fault. The worst part of all of it is the most hardcore Rangers fans I've encountered are kids who've moved from the midwest and adopted the Rags as their team to offset the embarrassment of only being able to afford an apartment in Crown Heights in their desperate attempt to convince their friends from home that they're living the New York experience. Fuck off, and go back to Madison, WI.

The New York Rangers have been around since the dawn of time, yet have only managed to eek out 4 cups, 3 of which came during an era where there were only 5 other teams. The Islanders eclipsed that in four years; the Devils, the less attractive cousin from the sleazier side of the family, have managed 3 in just over 30 years. And we played in Continental Airlines Arena.

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Who's the OJ Simpson of hockey?

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Is Patrice out on parole?

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>>77295211

>>77295333
Not even close.

>>77295396
>Not even close.

Rape is worse than murder. When you die, it's all over. If you're raped, you have to survive it for the rest of your life.

>>77295446
What if you get murdered and then your corpse gets raped?

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>>77295456
I think you get a longer sentence in jail because you're defiling a corpse and something about "against humanity".

>>77295474
Cards against humanity.

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is this allowed?

you have ten days to find a better current top four than Hamilton, Brodie, Giordano, and Hamonic
Protip: you fucking cant and should kill urself fag

>>77295602
No, dogs are not allowed to play hockey.

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Should I get this tattoo? I'm thinking it'll go between my shoulderblades.

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>>77295602
Henrik does it

>>77295756
gay

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>>77295774
Between the shoulderblades = upper back, it's not a tramp stamp.

>>77295799
still gay

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>>77295809
What about an arm tattoo? Is that less gay?

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>>77295649
what do you want me do with the remaining 9 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 53 seconds leafboi

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what did he mean by this?

>>77295897
You didn't get permission to use that image.

>>77295828
there's literally no chance that a sports tattoo isn't cringe unless it's just the logo and it's hidden in warm weather clothes

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>>77295912
So you'd be fine with something like this?

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>>77295909
what are you gonna do, email him?

>>77295921
in the end it's not about what anyone else thinks. if something else suits you, go for it anon. it's just not something it'd get and that tattoo is too big for my taste as well. you do you

>>77295962
I'll let it slide this time but don't let me catch you using copyrighted images on this general ever again or he'll have a strongly worded email in his inbox within the hour.

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Does he have the tools to become a professional hockey player?

>>77296062

>>77296068

What now, faggot?

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Last two digits are how many games bulju plays for the condors next season

>>77296205
<41

>>77296212
obviously he's gonna play 5 games then get sent back to finland

>>77285166
No but marleau might

>>77296147
There's nothing I can do to make Kippers' life worse than it already is.

Remember this?

https://youtu.be/eArU22lH5Q0

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i cast Haste on the off season

>>77297181
Post butt and I will move the season up one month

t. Bettman

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Last digit is how many cups the Canucks will win next season

>>77295211

>>77295333

There were guys who have charged with murder or attempted murder or plot to murder and also drug racketeering and stuff like that

But they were always unknown enforcers or guys who only played a handful of games.

There isn't anyone who was as big a star as OJ who has had as far a fall from grace

During or after their career

Maybe if messier murdered his wife.

never 4get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBbTcMurY-k

>>77297254
the title of this video is so reddit it hurts

not gonna click it

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>>77297254
Btfo by a fucking kid and granny

>>77297313
Reddit: the post

>>77297504
you should filter the trip instead. it changes its name every once in a while.

>>77297209
Id rock a new dong pirate vid at TeeJay's right now if I though it would happen.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jys_SuLW9Es

>kipshits offtopic posting completely ignored by jannies

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Post ytw >we draft 4th overall

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>>77297683
>mfw 1st overall
>for the next 3 years

>>77297600
that doesn't even-

DAMNIT KIPPERS YOU CAN'T EVEN WEEABOO RIGHT

>>77297243
this can't be a real tweet.

>>77297683
>cantpucks literally pre-mcdavid coilers-tier
>coilers ineptitude punishes the cantpucks with 4/5OA instead of 1st overall
topjej

>>77297254
>There's always maybe next time
>101 year grandma

holy fuck. brutal.

canucks should just kill themselves.

>>77297731
its /pol/ echo chamber material. he tweets everything in french and english.

>>77297731
google it, it's actually real

>>77297738
but i thought the canucks weren't white?

>>77297731
thats not even his correct twitter picture.
very low effort bait that retards slurp right up as fact.

>>77297753
>>77297761
>>77297773
thanks guys I don't know the twitters, and to be quite honest.
from your context and knowing that kippers is a moron i figured it out.

in hind sight, i should have known that trudeau would never come up with an idea as good as nuking toronto

when will china take over canada so we can have more hockey teams that are good

>>77297805
lots of normies are actually not very impressed with trudeaus shit. they think hes too busy being at photo-ops and not actually doing anything.

>>77297863
how many girls have you talked to? i've only known one girl who doesn't like trudeau and didn't vote for him, and that was because "he was too popular"

>>77297873
they only voted for him because he is more handsome than harper.
normal adults dont like how he lied about FPTP elections. how he destroyed the conservatives balanced budget and has no plans to close the defect. he even called for more in depth parliamentary expense reports while on the campaign trail, but absolutely no progress has been made now that he is in power. how he objected to honor killings and female genital mutilation, calling it barbaric, to seem like a humanitarian, but now that he is in power doesnt think its barbaric anymore.
i dont know why i answered you somewhat seriously.

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STOP feeding kippers (you)'s

fuck you, i can do wha i want

>>77284206
why?

>>77297951
the coilers are going to let draisaitl walk away so they can sign him instead.

>>77297926
the normies don't seem too concerned about the ethics commissioner thing

>>77298005
because he decided to take a step back and not do anything. if he, personally, replaced the ethics commissioner while being under investigation from them there would have been national outcry. hes letting his party do it instead so people arent as suspicious.

>>77297181
the off season has Reflect active. your Haste spell bounces off and hits you instead, making the downtime seem twice as long

will the knights last longer than the thrashers?

will kippers ever post butt again?

will offseason /hoc/ ever not be shit?

>>77298273
No, I stopped asking her a long time ago. Hope is gone. Life is pointless. No buts about it

is the ahl going to expand to 31 teams? which team doesnt have an ahl team now?

>>77298318
Yes,
Blues and VGK are both using Chicago Wolves as their AHL affiliate this season. Blues are on their own for 18-19 season though. Ive heard rumors of ]
Peoria Rivermen again or more likely Kansas city

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LADS

>>77298273
she has gained a lot of weight after her first butt pic so i don't think kippers can post it anymore.

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With Finns

>>77300079
they're mutants?

>>77300079
Win

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Finland

>>77298318
O M A H A

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Bulju

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>tfw no asian american >rags gf

>>77301227
>rags

>>77301227
what is that pink slime?

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Rangers agree to terms with restricted free agent center Mika Zibanejad on a five-year contract with an AAV of $5.35 million.

>>77297931
don't tell me what to do 2d-fag
>>77284392
>>77284469
>>77285186
>>>77285779
>>77294096
>>77294891
>>77295211
>>77295474
>>77296068
>>77297181
>>77297313
>>77297698
>>77297819
>>77297873
>>77298005

>rags

>>77301227
>my very own meme on the good side
Feels good man

>>77301852
You are a good poster, Sven, do not stoop to this level. You're better than this, don't act like a Finlander.

>>77302264
>my meme
You namefags actually make me feel sick in my sstomach

>>77301773
>your best player is a muslim
might as well kill yourself desu

>>77301227
>publix that low
Damn you snowmonkeys get mad easy.

F3FC-DBNE-PPCL
KKL9-AJNQ-487J
NHL 18 beta codes for whoever wants em

>>77302348
Platform?

not gonna lie I just started browsing 4chan maybe two weeks ago and I don't get most of those maymays

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why is winning so hard for us

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>>77302348
Thanks lad. I took the first one. Looks like they're both PS4. Have some animu as thanks.

>>77302427
I didn't know if they were console specific, but yeah I have a ps4

>>77302348
thanks anon, post if you see xbox codes
>>77302402
well it's not xbox...

>>77302453
Ea sent me three codes, two to give to my friends
So I came to 4chan =(

>>77302470
I'll be your friend, anon, since you gave me a code. Do you want to bully finlan with me?

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>>77302482
Who would want to be friends with someone that stoops so low?

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>>77302520
Fuck off back to /co/mblr, I didn't want to be your friend anyway. And I'll just delete this shitty beta so I just wasted your code. Friendless faggot.

>>77302545
>Implying I'd ever keep a reaction folder
That's a different fag

>>77302520
> defending Finnish goaltending

Even-strength goals in past three #NHL seasons

Tarasenko 87
Kane 77
Ovechkin 75
Crosby 74
Marchand 74
Pacioretty 74
Kucherov 71
Tavares 71

>>77302699
Power play goals in past three #NHL seasons

Ovechkin 61
Simmonds 43
Benn 39
Pavelski 38
BSchenn 35
Crosby 34
Malkin 31
Seguin 31
Weber 31

>>77302420
The u-20 sauna boys won recently atleast

So it's kind of inevitable that Sheary and Maatta are going to get traded possibly in a package deal. Sheary reportedly wants way to much upwards of 5mil. They have to many dmen that play the left side and Maatta has been to inconsistent to be worth keeping.

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Why is /my team/ blocked reeeee

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Second team in Toronto, put the arena in Downsview Park; GO train station, new subway station, 5min off of highway 401, Big population in Vaughan and Markham plus North York. Like, ACC is in a key location but Downsview Park could be a wicked location for a team too. Call them the North York Niggers or something.

Thoughts? Also fuck the Kanata Senators

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anyone has more beta codes for ps4?

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mfw people applied for the chel 18 beta and didn't get codes while I found a site that gives them away that actually worked
>>77303468
this is gonna look like spam but fuck it, worked for me
https://www.polygon.com/2017/7/25/16027074/nhl-18-closed-beta-xbox-one-ps4-code-giveaway

>>77303468
see if this works, I just got this code from that site

Q6JE-RGNR-MJMK

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mfw mark fayne is gonna make 3 million dollars next year

>>77303306
Pajeets and Wongs won't pay to see the games

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>>77287593
greatest player in bakersfield condors history

>>77303966
move them to brampton

>>77292005
Ryan Murray > Travis Hamonic
Just waiting for CBJ to get Wennberg and Anderson re-signed.

Sakic is still absolutely retarded. But he'll still get something better than Hamonic for Duchene.

>>77303791
thanks, but that site didn't work sadly

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Oh shit wongs what are you doing?

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>>77304528
>Girardi

every time

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>>77301852
excellent post, i'm super duper charged with energy from all these (You)'s!

>>77304608
oh the fatty is here
shoo! shoo!

>>77304528
>not exposing Eriksson
>not exposing Sutter

what the FUCKEROONI is wrong with the canucks man

>>77304617
Wtf kippers is fat? I HATE her now!

>>77304691
why do you think she's not posting herself anymore?

>>77304864
>this is the power of the red army

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Why are Finns so rude and autistic? It's like when they see people having fun and they're not having fun so they have to go in and ruin everything for everyone so everyone can feel as bad as they do.

It's so incredibly rude.

>>77303937
Basically another coach for the AHL D men

>>77304528
>all of ottawa's mini NTC's.

>>77304960
Cool blog post

>>77304691
obviously still lives at home too. and >she has been shitposting for at least 6 years, meaning >she isn't just some college fag with too much time. literally mentally ill.

>>77304528
>Islanders have two, which include key players
>Wings have entire core+Extras locked up in no trade clauses

Ken holland is more autistic then garth snow.

>>77303306
>50th anniversary of absolute incompotence
>lets give them a new team so they can start over

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What are your thoughts on Facebook hockey memes?

>>77305568
They're garbage.

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>>77305568
i wouldn't know, i deleted my facebook

(deactivated, since jewish jewishberg doesn't allow deletion)

>>77304363
damn. might be US only. good luck anon
>>77304528
surprised to not see Ovi

>>77305568
Hilariously bad. And normies are proud to make them, share them, and like them.

Today is the 25th of July (206th day of the year) 2017 and Andrei Markov has still not re-signed with the Habs

#FireBergevin

rags give out so many albatross contracts they could open an aviary

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NHL should just do what MLB does and have 164 games a season 10 months a year.

>>77306304
The Zibanejad extension is a pretty good contract though?

>>77306363
I guess it's around the same Brassard had

>rags

>>77298277
Kippers just has a 4 month long period.

>Of damn memes that is.

>>77306360
>chinese related webm
i was expecting a dog to get skinned or boiled alive

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>be me
>Adidas is my favorite brand
>hear they're going to make the NHL jerseys soon
>mfw they didn't use the three stripes
>mfw they barely made any changes
What the fuck, adidas?! They blew it. Totally pulled an Rob Blake on me
Really

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

>>77308560
no changes was for the best, adidas jerseys look like cheap shit desu

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>>77308586
Imagine if they looked like this
It would be a e s t h e t i c

finlan

>>77308998
it looks dreadful

>>77308560
B-but the upcoming trefoil "Originals" gear is gonna be savage

so at this point in time is it safe to assume vaneks nhl career is done? will he go play for redbull hokkei in osterreich?

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SIGN HORVAT ALREADY ARRRRRGHHHH

fuck hockey and fuck white people

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>>77309141

>>77309140
i love you kippoo