Cardinals @ Cubs - Jessica Mendoza Edition

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Fuck ESPN, but more importantly fuck the Cardinals.

Go Cubes!

>You may only post in this thread if you fucking hate watching baseball games on ESPN

>>77281376
>he doesn't like Mendoza's ass
Are you gay?

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KUINTANA TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZCC1BkBYvU

>>77281322
Fuck you too, Ahmed.

>Cardinals baserunning

This team is retarded top to bottom.

>the state of carpentry

>>77281389
We don't get to see her ass throughout the broadcast, this isn't Brazilian TV

also she sucks at commentating

>tardnals

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This thread needs cardinals fans, I'm feeling saucy

>>77281544
Cardinals fan here

Fire Mike Matheny pls

While Schwarber's fielding is terrible, he does have a hell of an arm.

Wrigley looks beautiful tonight

Fucking Grichuk AGAIN

Grichuk crushed that ball.

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>>77281606
Well that dinger was just ugly.

lel they were just talking about how "coveted" Quintana was

>incoming ND

at least Cubs fielding is on point tonight

Oh hey... more bad fundamentals from the Cardinals.

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Contreras, bringer of death.

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>Contreras did kill Carpenter
I hope he gets homer tonight.

>>77281748
tried to bring his own death there by smashing his own skull with his bat

>carpenter officially kill
fuck whatever

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3 weeks in paint

>>77281937
>Arrieta's ERA pitching to Montero this year: 6.56
>Arrieta's ERA pitching to Contreras this year: 2.99

Good riddance.

What a terrible strike zone. Q should have been walked, twice.

BRINGING THE FUNK

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>Everyone forgets Heyward can hit

>that cheeky blooper

>>77282178
It's been a serious comeback season for him

Go cubes.

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>It's another 10+ pitch at bat for Rizzo
Even if he ends up getting out, fucking up a starter's pitch count is just as good.

did the cubes get some who's transplant? this anime posting is heavy

>>77282333
I wish that faggot would fuck off, anime is cancer.

>>77282333
I think we got him in the Q trade, didn't have any anime posters last year. Closest to any weebs we have is me and that guy that hangs on /jp/.

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>>77282352
>Complaining about anime
>On an anime image board
You can go somewhere else if the sight of 2D characters upsets you so much.

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what are your thoughts on women commentators?

>trying to steal on Contreras

when will they learn?

>>77282400
>anime imageboard
Not since 2006, weeb.

>>77282230
it's a shame he's missed so much time due to injuries

>Matheny tries to steal with Molina
>gets thrown out
>Dejong proceeds to go yard

Fucking idiot

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>Q! Get off my ship!

>>77282404
Their first game shouldn't come about because Kurt Schilling has some political views Disney doesn't care for. So rather than a legendary pitcher calling Jake Arrieta's no no we get the Stanford softball chick.

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>>77282434
Clearly you aren't looking at all the other boards, the ads, or just about everything else on 4chan. So, Colombia with at tramp stamp are you just intentionally being ignorant or blind?

>>77282447
To be fair Schilling was a faget who just put ketchup on his sock for that one playoff game.

Thanks Schwarbs.

Still want you gone though.

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That's a nice lead you got there Tardnials, it would be a shame if Schwarber did something to it.

long overdue Schwarbomb

>>77282404
I liked how Mendoza could not contain her excitement during the HR Derby, we need more of that

SCHWARBED

DINGERS

>>77282400
This isn't an anime board this is a SPORTS board

>>77282601
it is at least a Feels/Sports board man, c'mon

what the logic in not using DH in the NL? Why would you want your team to go through 1-3 pinch hitters a game to drain your bench for extra innings? why do you want to watch pitchers make fools of themselves?

faggot cubs

>>77282666
>not kissing dudes for free beer

homo

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>>77282601
A sports board on an image board founded on anime. Deal with it son.

>>77282642
Adds a much needed layer of strategy to the game because it requires a manager to actually plan ahead in match ups against hitters and how they conserve the bench. Also you can't tell me having a reliever be used as a position player isn't fun to watch.

>Baez regressing to where he swings at everything again.
At least he got his error out of the way early and has been showing solid D throughout the game so far.

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>>77282698

Never forget.

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Where's that faggot anon that always proposes trading Rizz-god away

I want to heem you motherfucker

FOR FUCK SAKES ESPN
WE DONT NEED TO SEE THIS GUY TALK

>fat kids
>fat adults
>fat announcers
>fat umpires

Fuck St. Louis is gross

who's releivers will implode first?

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>>77282795
Do they have bariatric seating at Busch Stadium?

>>77282823
They'll do it in the same inning

>ESPN sucking off the Yankees bullpen
I thought they were dogshit because Maddon broke Chapman when he was with the Cubs last year.

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>>77282795
>leaf

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>>77282852
In a way, yeah

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>>77282795

>>77282863
>poison frog

>>77282870
Do they seriously have a McDonalds at Busch? What's the price of the food there?

>>77282722
>MUH STRATEGY
you national league babbys need to grow up and sniff the dog shit

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>The city of Yadier Molina

>>77282893

>mid thirties
>at least two stents

Hotdog per inning results

>>77282898
No, there isn't a McDonald's at Busch. That's named after Mark McGuire.

They used to have a Hardees, but it was expensive as fuck. Like $18 for a meal.

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>>77282926

>>77282916
When you have the DH you get guys like Pablo Sandoval. No thank you.

>>77282951
when you dont have DH you have meme injuries for pitchers that cant run or bat
you also get guys like david ortiz, classic players that can play late into their careers

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>>77282823
Is the hungry skeleton relieving tonight?

>>77283010
idk - he's been dogshit since he skipped the wh

>>77282986
pitchers are much more likely to hurt themselves pitching

see: Kershaq and Strasbourg today

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>>77282916
Because forcing players to play ALL aspects of the game is so TERRIBLE. The DH dumbs down the game and if you get injured from an at bat, that's just the player being sloppy and not anything indicative of the game.

Also called it.
>>77281802

Contreras with the SUPER DINGER

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>jumps into ocean

what did he mean by this?

That fly ball made me think

Is Steve bartman still a fan

WILLY

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>best catcher in the NL

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>Giving Willy a 3-1
>in current year

>>77283051
According to him, yes.

I think Contreras can save Venezuela with his playing abilities alone

>>77283061
>>77283020
Go away /pol/

>>77283074
look at the stats libtard

Cubs fans are absolute scum. They will always be the cardinal's bottom bitch.

Is the Schwarber cycle going to be the new Dunn cycle? (A homer, a walk, and a strikeout)

>>77283080
look at facts poltard

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>>77283088

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>>77283074
>it's a "I'm either ironically shilling or legitimately think that a cartoon frog used to take the piss out of both normies and Nazis is a Nazi symbol" episode

>>77283098
Nice one. Talk to me when you have more than one World Series win in the past century. Bottom bitch

>>77283120
>Hate speech poster trying to justify his hate speech.
if anything, use something less old and busted if being a Nazi makes you butthurt.

>>77283135
No such thing as hate speech in the land of free speech, monkey

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>>77283095
CJ's era before skipping the whitehouse : 1.71

CJ's era now: 2.82

>CJ pissed away 3 months of great relief work in the last 3 weeks because of dinosaurs

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>Rondon time

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>>77283133
Talk to me when you knock the Cubs out of the playoffs.

>>77283143
Says the Nazi who uses hate speech daily.

>>77283135
Is it the same guy doing this ironic shilling or is this le new ebin maymay

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>>77283171
>being this upset
>by frogs
Maybe this isnt the place for you snowflake

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>>77283146
Free not Swedbro. He's due for a clean inning

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>>77283073

>>77283146
At least it's not Strop or Grimm tbqh famalam

>>77283155
While you're sucking your own dick to the solo WS win in the past century, the cardinals still reign as the best team in NL history. You're like Vietnam claiming a victory against the US. We don't give a fuck, you're still Vietnam

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>>77283189
>Trying to curse the Cubs like you cursed the Blackhawks with your cancerous frog posting

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>>77283213
>stankees

>>77283171
Again, there's no such thing as hate speech in America. Stop being a puss

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>>77283213
>being this assmad over the cubes

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>>77283217
>triggered

>>77283226
Only those who constantly use hate speech would go this far to deny it exists.

>>77283205
I am an eternal Strop apologist desu. Sure hope Rondon doesn't fuck this up.

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>Rondon

>>77283246
>butthurt monkey

>>77283238
>Being butthurt that you can't sabotage the Cubs with your shitposting

>>77283271
The Cubs won't win another World Series for another century

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>First half of season
>SP rotation sucks outside of select Lester performances
>bullpen was solid

>2nd half
>SP rotation doesn't suck anymore
>Bullpen absorbed the suckiness from the SP

why

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>>77283289
>statistical regression towards the mean

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>>77283265
>Can't defend his position
>Has to resort to shitposting.
Typical /pol/ would be Tardinal fans.

>>77283304
I'm sorry I'm not a NERD like you

Cubs fans are worse than warrior fans and that means a lot considering 50% of warrior fans are gay degenerates.

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>>77283316

>>77283315
I like Tardinals fans more than you
>>>/r/politics

>>77283316
Who spams frogs and hate speech symbols in a sports thread

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>>77283334
sports fans

>>77283330
>Tardinal fag reveals he's from reddit
Poetry.

>>77283315
Nothing to say to you. You repeat your bullshit as if you what you say is a fact. You saying hate speech is a thing is denying the Supreme Court, the constitution, and critical thinking. So stop getting offended over words like you're straight out of 1984. Stop acting as thought police you brainwashed subhuman

I would rather anime than this re/b/bit-tier /pol/ish bullshit

>this is now a game of bullpen attrition

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Can we not derail cubes threads anymore k thnx

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>>77283334
>pepe
>hate speech symbol
Also, time for Carl's Jr.

Throw. strikes.

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>>77283361
>Exposed as a hate speech spewing, Nazi loving Cardinal fan.
>'I nothing to say to you'
HA

WE DINOSAUR MUSEUMS

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>>77283382
As long as you're not an easily triggered snowflake, you'll be fine

>dinosaur man cant find the zone
>cursed himself by skipping the wh trip

>>77283382
>Ted Cruz owns the Cubs and wins a WS
>Romney and Jeb try to buy the Marlins

>>77283416
I don't understand how someone so skinny has such high velocity

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>tfw Dexter fowler

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>>77283413
>Thinking Edward's little slump is related to Trump.
Watch him get out the inning clean now.

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close one

>Daily reminder that cubs allowed 8 runs without getting a single out

Absolute joke of a franchise

>>77283398
Does he know they're Chicago dinosaur museums?

Do you think >we will make it to the postseason?

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who /comfy/?

>>77283509
The Cubs will miss the playoffs because they are a trash team trash franchise and trash city. St. Louis isn't much better but Chicago sucks absolute ass

>>77283497
I bet CJ cried when he saw the T-Rex in the Field Museum

pat and ron were talking about fidget spinners to be given out for a promotion in aug

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After walking 4 consecutive hitters, JrSkeltal figures it out

>>77283509
Of course, Broors are free falling and Pierats aren't as deep as we are.

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>>77283486
still lost the series :^)

>>77283518
I sure am

>>77283509
Yeah, probably with the worst record among NL playoff teams

>Broors finally remembered that they in fact suck
>Cubes starters finally remembered how to pitch and stopped giving up 5 runs every first inning

NL Central Champs again

>>77283552
>didn't win the run differential battle

Cubs will be jokes for the rest of century while the cardinals will win more World Series this century than the Cubs will have in a century

Scum of the earth Cubs with an old and decrepit stadium. How sad is that

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>>77283584

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>>77283536
>fuck banks
>fuck indians too

>>77283594
>rolls/biscuits
>not in the South

F A K E
N E W S

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>>77283425
>'When this country gets overthrown by the inevitable civil war I hope that museum is the first thing to get anihilated'
I'm not sure what's more pathetic. That you think the T-rex in that picture, that's actually the one in San Diego,. is Sue, the fact you don't know what the interior of the Filed Museum looks like, or that you want to see buildings that collect knowledge to be destroyed out of spite.

>>77283509
>Having any doubt the Cubs will win the NLC.
Why are you here if you allow such feelings to fester inside you? Of course the Cubs are going to make the playoffs and they'll going to go back to back. They aren't even close to being super hot yet and look at how they're doing. If they hold on here they're 8-1 after the break. They'd be 9-0 if it wasn't for one freak inning that.

Show some faith, Cubs got this.

>then you get a guy like kris bryant who is one of the more poster childs
>one of the more poster childs
what did jessica mendoza mean by this

>>77283594
Illinois is unironically the worst state in the Midwest. Even worse than misseri. And the hilarious thing is that Chicago acts like it has beaches. Fucking loser ass Illinois thinks their beaches mean anything. Scum of the earth Great Lake beAches. Literally no worse city in the world than Chicago

>>77283635
www.neighborhoodscout.com/blog/highest-murder-rate-cities

>>77283635
>Being butthurt about our beaches
Jesus Christ you got an inferiority complex.

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>>77283621

>>77283635
> No worse city in the world than Chicago

Holy balls are you an add blasted cards fan. Get those horse blinders off senpai. St. Louis and the surround burbs are some of the shantiest nigger shit holes I've ever seen.

>>77283621
>being the biggest nerd ever thinking I don't know what the inside of the field museum looks like

Chicago is like visiting some hick Alabama town. You're just passing through and you stop to laugh at the Illinois hicks

>>77283630
Mendoza is a pedophile

During the HR Derby and she was absolutely gushing about how Bellinger 'looks like such a kid out there'

>>77283277
Works for me.

>>77283705
All the hicks in Midwest live in Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio tbqh, just like all the southern hicks live in Alabama and Mississippi

>>77283751
>t. Iveneverbeentomissouri

>>77283772
I didn't include Missouri because I wasn't sure what region to put them in, but garbage nonetheless

>>77283705
>Doesn't know what it's like to be in one of the great institutions of America.
You must be from the hamlet of St Louis to have such a narrow mind.

>>77283678
>>77283701
Great Lakes aren't beaches so fuck off.

Also St. Louis is better because it isn't getting overrun by Mexican immigrants (beaners). Chicago is looking more like a mix of South Africa and Tijuana than the "great" city Chicago fags try to make it seem. Chicago will be below Iowa or Kentucky. At least iowa and Kentucky produces meaningful products

You guys think Wade Davis is a soccer fan?

da cubes

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[ W ]

>Back in first

Thanks Cardinals

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>>77283840
I just want to put you in a jar with some sticks and leaves and watch you go about your rants all day.


CUBS WIN

CUBS WIN

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[ W ]

>the city of St. Louis
>the city of Milwaukee

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[W]

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>F I R S T
sort of

[W] on the game AND the series

stay bitter AND salty, Fartinals fans and other pooposters

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5 games over

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[W]

Nothing is worse than shitty ass bankrupt Illinois. What kind of state lets one city drag itself into the gutters? Illinois is like the heroin addict that tries to say it doesn't have an addiction problem. And that isn't even a metaphor either. On top of it being bankrupt it has a huge opium problem. Probably because it shelters illegal immigrants and drug dealers

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>>77283959
>being this upset

>>77283959
wew salt

>>77283959
>THE TARDINALS HAD A 2-0 LEAD IN THE LAST TWO GAMES AND BLEW THEM BOTH.
>THEY THEN GOT A 2ND LEAD TONIGHT AND PROCEEDED TO BLOW THAT TOO.
THE SHITTY METH LADEN WASTE LANDS OF TAINT LOUIS.

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>>77283840
> the great lakes don't have beaches because I say so.

Sand + water front = beach

i used to hate on Contreras because of his smug ass face, but he's okay now

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>Cubes are 8-4 vs the Tards this season

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>Tards were in 2nd when the break started
>they're 4th now

>>77284086
People actually thought Wacha was elite.

Mark my words, it's gonna be a Red Sox/Cubs World Series.

>>77284201
I said this after the sale trade, but didn't expect both of them to be painfully average until midseason

Here's hoping the White Sox, now firmly in Rebuild Mode, just lay down for the next couple of games and let us work up a lead over the Brewers.

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>>77284505
>thinking South Milwaukee will lay down for North Chicago