Phelps vs. Shark Gamethread #1

>sharkavoid without boards
Literally >>>/asp/ material

Where's the stream

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>>77281180
>brazilian spee

stream?

Stream?

how did they train a shark to race someone?

>>77281313
Phelps will be trailing chum and given a 5 sec. head start to reach a "safety zone" before the shark takes a foot and wins

lol phelps getting exposed

PHELPS SECOND PLACE IN HEAT 1

>reef shork

Reef shark btfo

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>reef shark in its natural habitat

why's the shark gotta be white? why no great black shark? its obviously faster than the whites

>>77281607
blacks can't swim

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Someday you will find me

Can't see shit captain

this is all an elaborate ruse for phelps to get his leg bitten off by a shark so he's eligible for the paralympics and wins every swimming medal there

https://www.streamlive.to/view/69110/Discovery

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>Phelps beat by a literal WHO

Americans BTFO

>not actually racing a real shark
Are you fucking kidding me?

We're gonna need a bigger boat

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Ledecky vs shark when?

LADS I CAN BEAT A MMA FIGHTER just let me show it without a mma fighter

>>77281863
what species of shark is that?

>>77281752

Can't have the shork chimpout on him.

>Implying it's gonna even try to race

>>77281884
A nurse shark

I was told there would be a race.

>>77281884
goblin shark

Phelps is playing Tokyo 2020 r-right guys?

is an shark a athlete?

Why wouldn't Michael shave?? Could be the difference

This better end before Thrones

Not even a shark race it's a fucking simulation fuck this

>great WHITE shark

How can black bois even compete?

>wearing flippers
>animated shit
Why did they get so much hype

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PHELPS BTFO

BASED SOUTH AFRICANS

>>77282224
How can the whiteman even compete

>>77282270

Correct me if wrong, but Isn't SA mostly white ppl?

SHARKED

>>77282355
No, they are a minority, akin to blacks here in the US.

>>77281636
Wtf is it about this gif. I can never figure it out.

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Sup niggas

>>77282401

Thanks

>>77282415
TV show. Boardwalk empire.

>>77282415
ancient forced meme from /tv/. there is nothing to get

>>77281938
DELETE

not sports

>>77282977
swimming is literally an Olympic event

>>77281313
>Remember thinking how great Man vs Beast would be
>Remember how wrong I was

It's a fun concept, but when it's put into practice you find out reality gets in the way and the real world isn't a Hanna-Barbera production.