Real Madrid vs Man United

You brits are just jealous that you dont have Ronald opening your matches.

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who /a/ here?

6 yards at best

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>watching on FS1
>announcer during RM free kick attempt: "Well there's no Ronaldo here to hit the wall since that's his specialty these days"

yes fuck anime

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>>77279380
anime is for degenerates

>>77279389
lel

see you in the UEFA super cup manure

>>77279374
you guys went to another level with this
at least it's just some exhibition friendly

>>77279389
Er, ESPN, not FS1. WTF, me?

do I want to watch the rest of this game lads
it's a bit slow

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Who here /germanboo/
>>77279389
Not of fs1 you dumb shill

George Washington gave us our freedom, but Ronald McDonald made that freedom worth having

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Post smiles

Where are the dabs lads? I heard that's Uniteds strongest attribute.

>>77279413
Here Here

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>>77279380
Leaking out our containment thread

>>77279413
Literally r*ddit tier post. So unfunny lol

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>>77279411
Sieg Heil

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>>77279411
Yeah I got confused cos I was watching USMNT on FS1 last night I guess. It's on ESPN. The announcer did say that, though, since it's true.
P.S.: Messi is better.

>>77279424
You're on the wrong proxy, senpai

Madrid fans, how do you think Valverde is going to do with Barca this season?

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yanks shouting british chants into the pitch side mics

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>>77279432
Nazi =/= Germany you dumb cunt

I thought the stadium was gonna get 9/11'd for a second there

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>>77279396
that's why I prefer /co/, where western values are respected and everyone is sane

>>77279443
he's going to suck because of the lack of bench farca has and also iniesta is too old

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>>77279449
Imperial Germany counts too
Merkelstan doesn't

>>77279401

Don't think they'll be going to taco bell mate.

>>77279449
If you're not a Nazi you're not a real German.

It is so nice when commentators show grace and let quiet happen.

>lineswoman
Why is this allowed?

>>77279443
They ll finish second since Sevilla and Atleti are even worse than last year.

>>77279441
>>proxy

>>77279494
it would be mean to call her roundwoman

>poeple payed to watch this wankfest

god dammit

Tony Marshall is the best player on the pitch

>>77279485
epic joke sheepshagger

>>77279494
umm excuse me sweetie?

>>77279501
them BBB boots

NO ERA

Nice defending.

>£30m

fuck off ref

Hahaha here we go

>Diving in a friendly
Bit ride desu

>PRNDLof

fucking retard

>de gay

lmao, nice signing you got there!

Bloody hell Linderlof that was a bit shite

>Theo is gonna get buttfucked after that dive seriously

wew

>LINDLELOF

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>>77279380

>Manure playing murderball in a friendly

ROFL

>>77279539
Agreed what a horrible challenge

Clogger

mourinho will loan that cunt out now
remember what happened with lukaku

Great Pen desu la

Lindelof faggot

>signing Benfica players

>>77279349
RAN RAN TSUUUUUU

Man Utd B-team 1-0 Real Madrid A-team
Man Utd A-team 0-1 Real Madrid B-team

>£50m for Lindelof

>>77279559
What does this mean?

210lb = 98kg = 15stone

>>77279571
Worry.jpg

>>77279571
Kek.
Ederson, Sanches, Lindelof.. Semedo next?

>>77279574
Real Madrid is playing C

>>77279590

>guy who sits down and talks into a microphone for a living is fat

Roll the presses.

>>77279599
don't forget Gaitan

>this murderball in a friendlyjusesu chritst united take it easy

>>77279574
It's not even Madrid B team
It's full of juvenil players with casemiro and kovacic in it

I'm ashamed to say United have become unwatchable. A very strange feeling.

>>77279606
Sorry some of us don't use silly retrohics

>>77279618
well madrid literally murdered herrera so we just want revenge :(

>>77279581
A slow, no nonsense player, with poor technique.

Basically Oneywu

Unhappy to say my mcflurry was pure caramel at the end

Madrids B team > Madrids A team

Good thing this is preseason so people won't take this seriously eh

>>77279617
Hmmm... Which Benfica players have actually worked out in recent times? I can only think of Matic and Luiz

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>>77279618
red cards in a friendly means they won't be suspended for the super cup, but injuries are injuries

>>77279622
are you taking friendlies seriously lad?

>>77279643
Pretty sure United have a player calles McFlurry today

Smalling is such a pussy with the ball

>>77279622

Are we all acting as >lang baal never happened?

Is Pogba the biggest fraud since Pep?

are hydration break common in soccer?

>>77279649
Markovic lmao

>>77279649
Di Maria

>>77279643
>>77279650

swapping shirts
WTF

>United up 1-0
>"Madrid are shit"
>United start playing like shit
>"it's a friendly la"

lmfao

>>77279643
>eating mcdonalds
cringe. just buy some häagen-dazs and store it in the refrigerator.

>>77279649
Bernado silva

>>77279622
they have been unwatchable for years now
at least Moyes had the comedy factor

>>77279679
only in america

>>77279674
at least united had an identity with Van Laal

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HOLY SHIT JULIA ROBERTS IS A SOCCER FAN

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mexicans came out in force fair play to em

>>77279690
>häagen-dazs
>£40m for a tiny tub
nah

>>77279697
i miss him

>>77279702
what identity? the most boring football in existence?

>>77279690
Remember I seen a hagen daaz shop in lester square and there where absolute wankers at it thinking they were hot shit. Literal twats

>>77279679
only in summer tournament/games

So what we've learned is Fosu-Mensah is an option at RB and Martial still has life in him.

Madrid have got some decent youth also

>>77279646
It's actually C team.

After winning CL and La Liga I doubt players really give a fuck about playing some friendly against Utd other than improving their conditioning.

On the other hand literal kids are actually fired up and even winning second half against "world class" Utd players.

Sad.

Is Martial the next Mbappé?

>>77279704

I have never found this woman attractive
Am I a faggot?

>>77279649
Bernardo Silva

>>77279690
>shit-tier overpriced kike ice cream
No thanks. Ben and Jerries froyo for me.

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>>77279704
just here for her bf

>>77279680
Andre Gomes, Rodrigo

>>77279682
Good shout

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>>77279704

>>77279722
Utd are playing at 0.01% power level

>i'm just a girl standing in front of a boy

>>77279730
>kissing a nigger

wtf i hate julia roberts now

>>77279724
it was a meme all along, she has worm lips

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>>77279683
what

>>77279730
POGBA'D

>>77279726
>>77279692
He barely played for the Benfica first team tbf

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>>77279728
>>77279690
>>77279643
>non italian ice cream

I do like craig burley and the other guy

>>77279722
It's not even the C team, most of them are from Guti's U19.

>>77279730
>>77279734
What is it with Julia and black guys?

>lukaku literally flipping out because he doesnt get the ball
wewlad, strikers are literally the worst type of people

>>77279713
possession based and trying to kill your opponent with a spoon
it was boring as fuck but it was still an identity, I still don't know what mouyes wants from his team

>>77279776
Apparently you haven't met progressives.

>>77279762
Gellato is a meme, looks better than it tastes. Would rather have a mcflurry

>>77279776
Ummm.... It might have to do something with his skin colour rather than being striker m8 :^)

>>77279766
>ywn go out with Guti and the rest of the team to celebrate a victory with alcohol and drugs in some exclusive disco in Madrid
why even live

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pogbas still shit

>>77279776
He does sulk a lot

top kek

>Felelani

Pookaku-Mata will be an unstoppable biggy-smalls combo

>lellaini

>>77279762
yeah no, please keep your Cornetto, Andrea

HAHA

>fellaini

>>77279805
it's literally the opposite, it looks bland as fuck but the taste is GOAT

>A FUCKING TREE

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For me, it's Marouane Fellaini.

ayy

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dumb question but did he really fuck up? or is that suppose to be a "gimme" goal

>Fellaini is unironically better than Pogshit

sad

oh my days

up and under cunt

Jesus Christ Fellaini.

>Fellaini
holy shit kek

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>>77279769
they make her act like a teenager

RETIRE NOW

>A peach of a ball on a plate.

>was about to post about how bad fellaini is

how can you be a pro and not be able to kick a ball

>fellony

>>77279871
pottery

>Fellaini

>>77279846
actually I'm not even italian

my stream froze, what did the ent do?

>>77279873
This is not the ball he learned to kick

McTommy is the Regen of McManaman

so, some random 15 year olds from reals youth team can keep up with lukaku and pogba etc....

Fucking send the cunt off for a laugh
Also penalties if it ends a draw?

>>77279897
Yes

>>77279885
Where are you from? Romania?

La Fabrica > La memesia

>Fellani earns millions

is penalty kicks really fun to watch?

>>77279896
>can keep up

Ummmm no sweetie you'll find the second half score is 1-0 for Real they're doing far more than keeping up

>burger crowd cheering for pens

lmao

>>77279896
Literally the biggest match of their lives before they go into the unemployment line

>>77279896
Some Random youth from our academy is Utd's best player atm.

Its as if young players play at 100% in frendlies

crowd loving that

Brit commentators are killing burgers on espn.

>>77279918
no, why the crowd did cheer out when the speaker announced it ?

>>77279918
yeah

>>77279908
he's from africa

>clapping for penalties

McDonald has been pretty good

>>77279896
Probably because these games mean something to the 15 yr olds where they can impress the manager for a place in the squad while most of the United players are starters or are expected to start always

>>77279918
It's like coin tosses but the athletes actually participate so you may like it

>The man who invented the big-mac passed away

A moment of silence

>>77279908
He's close to the shore so geolocation reads him as Italian.

Burley is unironically the goat

>>77279908
Spain kek

>>77279945
buena

>>77279918
can be tense but seein how its a friendly and the outcome doesnt actually matter i cant imagine so

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big d to the rescue

Utd and Real should just let their reserves play the Supercup

>>77279972
poor mans ray hudson imho

>>77279965
or maybe I'm just temporarily overseas, or I could be an inmigrant

>>77279924
R A R E
A
R
E
I like your shorts, tho

>>77279994
>matalet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ASbYTnUMg

>>77279994
>block your path

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would you fuck left or right?

If one questions all the star player if the like the crowd or not, they'll tell you that they despise the crowd.

>Those planted ad sluts (not judging)

>>77280049
me on the left

fucking hell lukaku is shit. I bet you he'll miss his penalty.

>>77279994
nice handbag

>>77280049
bottom

>>77280049
both

>>77280049
left obvs

What is the point of overly hysical players like Pogba and Fellaini if they just get outrun and outmuscled by a bunch of teenagers?

How is bukake playing?

stat padding from lukaku

>>77280036
hugs

>>77280045
2doopinmental4me

>>77280084
marketability

>>77280049
i would

>>77280085
getting no service at all

>>77280049

is that the black selma and patty in the back

>>77280049
left

>>77280049
Left she didn't know what to do and it was qt

>>77280049
Would both fill up with warm sperm desu

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These Tanned spic kids need to stop trying so hard its getting embarrassing

>>77280104
>selma and patty

BENLUDIS :DDDDDDDDDDDD

>>77280120
It's embarrassing for United yes

Come on David lad

>>77280131
X-D

>all those mexican flag

Estados Unidos jajajaja

I'm getting sleepy. Anyone else? I think we should all go to sleep.

>>77280135
Not really, we're not taking it seriously

Look at that last chance the kid was clear through and didn't even hit the target

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>>77280147
yes

time for luckkick

"great workout for the boys"

>>77280147
It's 4:30 AM here. Such a shit game

3-5

Old godzilla was hopping around tokyo city like a big playground

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>>77280159
Fugging homo :DDD

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left or right

>>77280169
why are you watching a shitty summer friendly at 4:30 AM though

still dont understand why theres benuldis at these friendlies. whats the point?

>mou leaving already

What does he mean by this?

Mou is somewhat alpha.

Time to give the Americans what they want

>>77279717
lel

>>77280147

b-but i just woke up an hour ago

LMAO

>>77280219
Americans don't like draws

>>77280219
amerifats would literally implode if a match ends in a tie

LOL WTF

>>77280224
GOAAAAAALLLZZZ
DENIED!

>marcial

>>77279717
Sounds like the whole of London

americans will eventually kill draws off all together

>these teams in charge of taking penalties

awful

>>77280213
>fat

thanks, no

inconsistency of pacey niggas

>These players earn money playing this 'game'

Getting Sunderland in the CoC flashbacks

>>77280217
I can't get sleep

My god these pens are shite

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JUST

DE GAY

Well at least this one was on target...

>3 bunaldies
>0 goals

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh lawdy lawd, thee drama

DE GOAT

good effort

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>these penalty kicks

this is tragic

>>77280269
Why put penalties in a fucking friendly anyway.
>Jesus. Another miss

>>77279704
OH I had no idea she was a United customer

lmao no one taking these benudlis serious

Thrilling

I swear >we've been utter dog shit at penalties since 2008.

Holy shit what the fuck is theyr problem

RIGGED

*fist pumps*

>>77280277
Make it 4

>>77280289
Americans get ridiculously triggered over draws, trust me, this is for the best

Top fucking kek

>announcing players before pens

Make it stop

JUST

>de gay

>united can't beat real madrid C on penalties

WHAT THE FUCK LOL

Oh my god these are genuinely the worst penalties I've ever seen

>>77280289
To determine who wins, because the yank system they use in this """"competition""" needs a winner.

>Sweden was a mistake

>>77280289
Because this shit is hilarious

>lindelof
>lindelaf
>lindelaugh
>lovealaugh

The fuck am I watching...

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DAMN I MISSED THE CUTIE

>try to give america what they want
>fail miserably

>these are United's starters

The end is nigh!

JESUS THE MEMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


MEME CUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

WE WANT TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HAHAHAHA
THESE COMMENTATORS SHITTING ALL OVER THE PENALTY KICKS

>THIS IS BORDERING ON RIDICULOUS NOW

It just keeps getting worse

Notre Dame would booty blast both these teams

absolute joke

Great player that Lindelof lad

>United ACTUALLY struggling against Castilla

Holy fuck

>>77280304
Make that 6
>8 shoots
>2 goals

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>2/8

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lmao

shades of dwemba dwemba about this cunt

Holiday mode

prove to me that lindelof isnt the swedish mangala

top zozzle

my sides @nasa

MAKE IT STOP I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE HAHAHAHAHA

LMAO
M
A
O

Lmaoooooo

>>77280327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSqg8K7q3Xc

>CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO >CASEMIRO

Seriously?

I'm dying lads

W E W
E
W

GET IN LADS

WE WON THE WORST PENALTY SHOOTOUT OF ALL TIME

>oink oink clap goal

>make 2/5
>win

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lel

My sides

lmao lukaku doesn't even have the balls to take a pen

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They couldn't have made it more obvious that they don't give a fuck

They do know they have to score right? Its not the lowest score like in golf.

>It's not exactly pressure, is it?

RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10

RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10

RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10

RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10

RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10

ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR ARE YEAR

AYYYYYYYYYYYY

>casemiro
poor man Marcos Lloerente tbqh

>30% conversion
fuck me

3/10 That's about what I'd rate that game

>>77280400
0

This has to be the worst pen session I've ever witnessed, games with buddies included

>>77280353
Those players are not from Castilla but from RM Juvenil.

>>77280400
2

absolute kek. this was staged right?

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>>77279380
I came just for these penalty kicks
holy shit

WTF CASEMIRO IS USUALLY 10/10

FUCKING EMBARRASSING

MEME TEAMS

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one super cup pls

Manure barely won against real madrid d

Embarrassing desu

Don't @ me

Somebody try to link me a worse penalty shootout

>>77280400
-2

>>77280389
cant anyone just put allmisses in a row? would be funny desu

shit show from start to finish

>>77280393
He doesn't want to get loaned out.

that was depressing to watch

>>77280400
Match: 3/10
Penalties: 10/10 would laugh my ass off again

we did it lads
>those penalties
oh wow kek

>>77280389
havnt seen a pen like this since i last played fifa

>how about those PKs