/trans/ Spurs won't sign anyone ever again edition

vegemite

Liverpool's chances of signing RB Leipzig midfielder Naby Keita are becoming increasingly difficult as the German club insist they will not sell the 22-year-old Guinean this summer. (Sky Sports)

>Inter Milan boss Luciano Spalletti says the club could sell winger Ivan Perisic, 28, if they "are satisfied with the money" amid interest from Manchester United.(Mirror)

Bayer Leverkusen striker Javier Hernandez, 29, will fly to London on Tuesday to complete his move to West Ham. (Sky Sports)

>Manchester United and Arsenal could go head-to-head for Real Madrid's 21-year-old winger Marco Asensio. (Don Balon via Daily Star)

Newcastle United are hopeful of signing Hull midfielder Sam Clucas, 26, for £4m. (Sun)

>Leicester City are closing in on Coventry City's George Thomas, 20, and are preparing to make a second bid of £500,000 for the striker. (Independent)

Swansea have made a £3m bid for Barnsley full-back Andy Yiadom, 25, after their first bid was rejected. (Sun)

>>77279027
marmite

Watching Mounited v Real Mou games lads.
Haha.

>>77279078
Shit on toast

>>77279053
He's better than Sissoko and healthier than Lamela. That makes him instantly better than anybody Spurs has right now.

>>77279110
your national dish?

>>77279119
Shit on soup desu

>>77279119
Yours is beans on toast.

Are West Brom the new old Man Utd?

>>77279109
its actually championship tier

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Manchester United could launch a late bud to sign Naby Keita from under Liverpool’s noses.(Sun)

>With Neymar’s future the subject of intense speculation, Lionel Messi has urged Barcelona to sign compatriot Paulo Dybala from Juventus, reports Don Balon.

Juventus face defeat in their efforts to sign Nemanja Matic from Chelsea, according to reports in La Gazzetta dello Sport.

>Manchester United's £60m pursuit of Paris Saint-Germainmidfielder Marco Verratti is on hold, according to reports in the Sunday Mirror. And that is because the Ligue 1 club want forward Anthony Martial in return.

Having spent last season at Granada, Andreas Pereirais keen to avoid another loan move away from Manchester United and is determined to work his way into Jose Mourinho's plans for the season.

>Chelsea will continue their pursuit of additional wing back options after seeing Danilo complete a move to Manchester City, according to the London Evening Standard.

Arsenal flop Wellington Silva will be given another chance to impress for Ligue 1 side Bordeaux.

>West Bromwich Albion are continuing to monitor Manchester United's Chris Smalling, according to the Birmingham Mail.

cba to read papers today no good rumours anyway

Can we not sign Bony please/

let the cunt rot if he thinks he's bigger than the club.

>>77279189
Yes the Champions of Europe Championship.

>>77279109
Literally real madrid castilla Z team vs man poo at full power.

>>77279223
>mendy 4.2
kek why do they bother with these?

>>77279234
it's the opposite you weirdo

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Right footybusters. I'll give you three cryptic clues, you name the football player. Last name only


>The vehicle has troubles breathing after a short physical effort. What's up with that? What's it got?

Q.

>The fella has been out all night and came back home with a truckload of dvd players. What's he been doing?

R.

>The old man can't stand on his own legs anymore so he's got to be pushed up the street in one of these

W.

>>77279287
Car asthma. Quaresma

>>77279287
Quaresma
Robben
Wilshere

>>77279287
Quaresma Car Asthma
Robbing Robben
Jack Wheelchair (although Kyle Walker also works)

>>77279327
>Wilshere

I genuinely Laughed Out Loud at this. Good job, sir. Here is [500 Gold Karma] for (You).

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RED ALERT LADS GOT A MOTH IN HERE

>>77279271
It's basically "shit out random numbers but jack them up to the MAX when everyone knows the deal is getting done"

So please stop fucking posting these

>>77279287
these are unbelievably shit. I got all of them but thought they were wrong because they were so bad

I have one for you, gents.

L.

>the big black african that is shit that manure thinks will be good and he will flop and they will finish 8th

This man tries to listen to crisps all day

>i

>>77279420
Lacazzete?

>>77279445
I hear nacho. Iheanacho

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I wish autism manager was real

good

this man likes to drive his Transit up steep rivers

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>>77279483
while watching Thunderbirds*


pic related lol

>>77279483
van dijk

lindelöf lel

G.

>he could have been a club legend but he did something on the pitch that caused a romanian to mock him every day on the sports section of a transgender equality in the workplace blog

>>77279464
>Euros
Lel. If you're playing an English clubs with Euros I'll slot you one, m8. But you made me load up my last game (though only one season in) to see what hilarities exist. I still beat Man City 5-1 as Oxford United in debut season in League Cup Final.

This young man likes to play the ball in the air

>E

>>77279555
eder

>>77279555
Emile Heskey

>>77279536
Gerard.

>>77279536
>>77279420
You have no idea how this works do you

>>77279502
hooray


now, this man strongly supports Dick

>>77279577
that's his dad

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>>77279005
really liking that gif, OP

>>77279536
if this post was a floor, it would deserve a wet floor sign

>>77279601
tyvm

>Spurs manager Mauricio Pochettino says 27-year-old midfielder Moussa Sissoko, who joined from Newcastle for £30m last season, is still part of his plans.

Those plans - subbing him in for banter in won games.

Wolves are dick dieseled with all these Iberians.

I expect them to walk the league.

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Anybody up for photoshopping 190kg onto this?

>>77279681
Why did he fucking buy him? Was it just a 'oh shit we need a £30M player to pretend we're relevant' signing?

>>77279725
Hehe. Dick dieseled.

This guy likes to fix things, he could even fix Barry Manilow's heart.

>M

>>77279809
Mendy

>>77279589

no one's figured out this one yet, it's a Manager

>>77279809
Mendy. nice

>>77279589
>>77279834
Dick Advocaat(advocate)

>>77279876
upvote for you sir xD

lets just see how many replies this post can get

Antithesis to Mitt Romney and yin

A

ignore the autistic australian

>>77279919
aubameyang

>>77279809
Is this /trans/busters?

ignore the autistic paki

>>77279971
I'm anglo af la, don't be jealous

how many replies you got so far? Bet it's loads

>>77279995
>loads
he's aussie so he probably says "heaps"

>>77280032
'fuck loads m8, now lets go 'ave a barbie'

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lads

LADS

>Martial

>>77280064
fucking holy fucking shit

confirmed next GOAT

>Ctrl-F "Nasri"
>no mention of the story that he's such a cunt City's squad want him sent home from their US tour
/sp/ you're missing out

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>Amerifats

>>77280064
>>77280082
they don't check the boots for sticky rub in preseason

>>77280064
>but can he do it in a meaningless preseason tournament with nothing to play for


but in all seriousness, the guy is great. Can't see why any player would sign for united for reasons other than money, their style of play is fucking depressing, I am pained watching them play. They're a shadow of themselves from 10 years ago. I'd love Martial at Arsenal.

>>77280095
Nasri being a cunt is hardly news desu

>>77280112
Martial was rumoured to be going to United. Then they suggested a trade for Sanchez. I agree with you, Martial would be better at Arsenal. He's a talent but fuck sake Mouyes doesn't even try attacking football; so he's useless.

>tfw in bed and you get hungry

>>77280140
Sorry, rumoured to be going to Arsenal.

>>77280145
Call the house phone and tell mummy to bring you a snack

>>77280095
>Nasri's only 26
wow

All the stupid cunt had to do was stay in shape and actually fucking try. Right now he's still better than Bernardo Silva but the club don't want him because he'll never be a team player

And he got caught doping because he fucked his IVF doctor lol

>>77280107
they dont check your mum asshole for sticky rub when im done with her either cunt

>>77280171
???
He's 30

Scotsman answers negatively to his mother

>>77280095
What did he do?

>>77280188
fuck off mam ya cunt is a footballer?

>>77280188
Nae ma
Neymar

Nice one

Good night, Any updates on Morata to United situation?

>>77280187
daily mail combined 4 articles into 1 and I skim read

>>77280225
he signed for chelsea three days ago. long siesta huh?

>>77280156
Can't see him ever being sold to us, Mou hates us far too much. At least it's fun seeing the gloryhunters being denied seeing their team being able to refball their way to glory anymore

>>77280171
>when his gf took over his twitter
kek that was great

>>77279725
>this delusion
It will collapse in a complete mess.

>>77280254
Yeah. It won't happen. Shame. I'm more upset Wonga isn't trying for Martins, Lemar, Carvalho or somebody else. Also miffed he missed out on Zirkzee.

Such is life. I follow my locals more than Arse at this point.

>Bury have signed Scotland international striker Chris Maguire from fellow League One side Oxford United on a two-year contract.

Also where is that Barca Spaniard? Oxford signed a Barca B player called Xemi. How is he?

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>this penalty shootout

>>77279681
He's a good RWB sub

Good lord I just witnessed the worst penalty shootout of all time. Give it a watch lads.

A garden vegetable causes a spaniard to ask for reaffirmation.

>>77280401
>>77280418
Was it >moyes v Sunderland bad or even worse

The MU Twitter suggests it was even worse

>>77280418
>>77280401
I missed it. What was it?

>>77280095
What did he do? Please respond.

>>77280443
Probably worse since both sides were awful

>>77280483
https://streamable.com/7095r

>>77280483
>>77280443
it was utter dogshite
>both teams choking in a preseason friendly

>>77280401
LOL

>He doesn't rate Joerg Sprave

You'd be a fucking spastic if you didn't.

>>77280483
Manchester United won 2-1 on penalty kicks
Players were trying to so hard to take the most predictable shots ever

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>>77280564
he's going to accidently kill himself at some point

>>77280493
>stadium announcer saying "thirty-two" as "NUMBER THREE TWO"
This pissed me off more than the penalties.

>>77280594
It'll be a very sad day when he does, but he's a fucking madman.

going to start my own pre-season training this week lads. no junk food, no weed, and will work out regularly. got to get match fit.

>>77280582
>>77280493
>>77280498
Thanks lads. That fat dude in the sunglasses behind the goal looks just like my dad, except way fatter.

going to start my own pre-season training this week lads. no junk food, no weed, and will work out regularly. got to get match fit.

>>77280632
good for you lad

>>77280632
nice. good luck out there

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>when you get exposed by penalties

>>77280692
Bayern lost to Arsenal on penalties and half the team was shitting themselves. Literally. I wouldn't take too much from it.

>>77280726
It was meant to be a joke.

>>77280734
I know lad. Just talking bout it. No bully.

First for DESPACITO

>>77280493
I realise it's MUTV but the commentary is fucking awful

>>77280791
I know, the old guy is Paddy Crerand and he can't help but be the most biased man in existence.

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>>77279793

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>>77280835
Thanks lad. Did you comment on Zirkzee earlier? I can't remember.

Can you do one of 190kg on this lad?

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>>77280877
Not that guy, don't comment that much here desu

https://sofifa.com/players/top

This is literally what managers use to buy players now.

>>77281019
Ah. So no views on him? Do you support a Netherlands team?

>>77281141
Just looked him up, he's 16. Don't even know who he is

Feyenoord la, turned out to really be our year

>>77281215
Yeah but he played for Feyenoord. I think he's moved to Everton.

>>77281239
Must've been a youth player then, I don't watch keep up with that

>>77281251
Heard he had over 1.0 Goals per match ratio. Like 35 goals in 32 games. He seemed to have potential even if it's youth, if he's banging them in.

>>77281251
fucking start doing it

as a foreign poster it's your job to scout your league for the benefit of /trans/

>>77281279
Fuck off, Eredivisie is bad enough as it is. Not going to watch stuff that's even worse. Load up FM if you want a basic gestalt of those lads

btfo

>>77281361
Is there another Dutch poster who's going to actually be a benefit to this thread?

>>77281792
See
>>77280835
>>77281019

>>77281923
>provoding meme pictures
>helpful
Joking aside, I can't find the lad in FM, sadly. So gotta wait till FM18. I hope Kubo moves to Europe.

>>77280064
He was always good. He just doesn't fit Mourinho plans

>>77282041
yeah he's under 6'2

>>77282041
Ship him to Arsenal then. If Mouyes had a shred of interest in allowing players to develop, he'd sell to Arsenal. They need a LW when Sanchez leaves and he could be trained as a FW. Arsenal don't play retarded defensive tactics. Or give him to Spurs. Or Barca. Or somebody. Just not fucking United.

Looking forward to fellani to play a prominent role for manure this season.

>>77282335
I think if they sell him it triggers most of the insane clauses they agreed to

>>77282536
It does? That sucks ass. He's gonna rot at United. Another one bites the dust. Hilarious Arse are No.1 in giving times to their academy players. Remember when United bragged they did that and didn't buy success?

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>Danilo is a shitty def-

ayy lmao

>>77282754
>Per LL game
Danilo - 17 games
Caesmiro - 25 games
Not mentioning adding tackles and interceptions together is dumb

>>77282754
Wow... Poop 'not exposed' Guardiolel is actually a genius.

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>>77282803
>he doesn't know what per game means

>>77282754
he won't be tackling under poop that's for sure

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>>77282675
It's not like MU are that far behind Arsenal. 17% of minutes vs 19%.

>>77282810
my boi Danilo is a future world class player. you'll see, you'll see.

>>77282814
Its as stupid as 90 minute metric

>>77282818
>le what are tackles man

Good, cuz Danilo can't tackle for shit. All he does it's run (and some occasional blooters).

>>77282831
For sure, but that should never have happened. United should be leading the way. Either way, Martial is wasted at a Mouyes club, sadly. Send him to Spurs if need be. I don't like players with potential rotting.

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>>77282859

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There was once a man named Dean
Who built a fapping machine
He used it so much the fucking thing broke
and whipped his balls into cream

>>77282867
Wasn't he signed just for back-up anyway? This was Peps assumed team for this year according to him. So Danilo must be a back up. Unless he can play RW/LW.

>>77283278
He's backup but given City's style he's going to start a lot of games so Mendy/Walker can rest

Is Tammy Abraham any good lads

>>77283626
yes
chelsea will sell him for 5 million in a year or two, then either buy him back for 50 million or he'll go to Man City

Any truth to the rumour messi is leaving barca for liverpool and taking a pay cut?

>Daily Chronicle

>>77283730
He already seems better than Batshu at this stage.

>sissoko still part of Pochettinos plans

Fuuuuuuuck

>>77283780
96% dure that'll happen

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>>77283780
really? our year la

>>77283780
No source has said this, stop shitposting about Liverpool you cunts. Fucking mong.

I fucking love "this will not slip". I genuinely don't think I'll ever get tired of it. It's so fucking perfect

>>77284459
HAHAHAHA ECKS DEE! SO FUNNY! HE SLIPPED! THAT'S HILARIOUS. LET US IGNORE THAN EVEN HAD HE NOT SLIPPED AND LIVERPOOL WON IT'D HAVE STILL NOT BEEN ENOUGH TROOLLOOL!

Get a life you sad fucking cunts, it's like three years old. Jesus Christ.

>>77284623
This makes my penis grow harder

>>77284459

At this point the joke sort of feels like it's how often it's repeated. Like a Stewart Lee bit or something.

>You see Stew, the man right, the footy man, the man he slipped, he said he wouldn't, the man, but then the man, he slipped, right over, Stew, right over on his bum

>>77284724
You mean totally unfunny and jealous of every other comedian being more successful than him and his good chum Chris Morris being superior to him in every way that Lee can't even claim he's a post-modern ironically bad comedian? Okay.

>>77284081
He paid £30M for him, of course he's going to be part of his plans. It's like buying Pogba and then going 'yeah let's get rid of him', but, you know, Spurs level.

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>>77284776
>not getting Stewart Lee

m8, he has a live show where he spends the entire pretending to get angrier and angrier about how a cider company stole a family saying and ruined it forever. Whenever he's on stage it's pretty clear to see how he's taking the piss.

>United try to buy a player
>The club tells them to trade Martial or fuck off
Bravo Woodward!

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>>77284806
I am aware. It's just not funny. If he was as funny as he thinks (or wants) to be, he would be selling out Wembley night after night, but he isn't. He resents people like Michael McIntyre. He's a hipster comedian. If you like him, fair enough mate, but I don't find him funny and neither does the public.

Anyway, does Lee even support a football team? I seem to remember him mentioning something about football in one of his DVD's.

>>77284836
Which club is that? Didn't know Martial was linked anywhere particularly strongly?

>>77284844
Inter, they want Martial on loan + cash for Perisic

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>The city of Edmar

>>77284844
>>77285027
Psg said it as well for Verratti

>>77282754
>spend £52m on a right-back
>buy a better and cheaper right-back literally days later
Kyle Walker on suicide watch

>>77283278

Wow this team is fucking garbage

>>77285044

Can't Danillo play LB though? Inverted wing back maybe? Has Poop just been learning all the best FM memes?

>>77283278
I was actually looking at this backwards at first thinking it was a joke formation with 5 attackers and I was going to say you had one too many people on the pitch mate

>>77285389
Nice blog

>>77285562

Everyone hates the Dutch.

>>77280097
what 4cc cup is that?

Just finished watching United vs Real, Lindelof is a complete bag of wank.

>>77285619
He is 'ball playing defender', you should've deduce it from 6 months ago.

>>77285571
Hated, adored, never ignored

>>77280822
So that's him then.

I was wondering who he was.

Fuckig woeful commentary.

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>"I think that it’s right to continue with Cahill, if he plays, it’s right he’s the captain.”
>If he plays
Do I dare to believe?

>>77285619
Jones + Bailly Could be class if the cunt doesnt get injured

>>77285619
Tuanzebe is unironically a more talented and more composed player. But he didn't come with a huge price tag from a meme league so he'll never get a chance at United.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr_EcNj3ES0

>Lingard Dabs
>Gets shit on incessantly by /spee/
>Kenedy insults a whole nation
>barely gets a mention

And they say ABUs don't exist.

>>77285803
Or everyone just hates the Chinese

(it's that)

>>77285803
Anonymous do not care about the Chinese like the Chinese don't care about anyone else

>>77285814
>>77285832
>Immediate Chelsea Defence Force replies

the absolute state of customer

Reminder a United Z- team smashed Madrid

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my wife at the match last night
just landed back in Manchester ofcourse to post in /trans/

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apologize idiots

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>Im not smiling to make a point
>why did my plan of selling Morata for 90m not work
>my feet hurt
>why isnt he crouching to my height
>where is David so I can tap him up

>>77284844
>he's a hipster comedian. If you like him, fair enough mate, but I don't find him funny and neither does the public
anon confirmed for huge fan of boh Ant and Dec (after all, the public love them!)


you fucking cunt

>>77286023
>not liking Ant and Dec
I bet youre miserable

>>77285981
Playing at 0.01% of its power level

>>77285981
Their Z team smashed >our A team though

>>77285619
I'm sure you're basing this off 3 seconds of playing time.

Whats the opinion on castlevania

>>77286178
he hasn't shown any reason he is good enough in 4 friendlies so far. Early days though

The penos lst night where well litty

>>77286193
THIS MUST BE YOUR FIRST SEASON HAHA FRIELDNELIES DON'T FUCKING MATTER

>>77286198
too much sugar this morning, kiddo?

>>77279420
Your a retard right ?

>>77279536
Does your mummy tell you your special because your are anon everyone here thinks your are, my special little guy.

Imagine thinking that Lukaku would flop in the Prem

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>>77286238
this is a really high quality post

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>Arsenal are hopeful of hanging on to Alexis Sanchez, with Arsene Wenger claiming that Paris Saint-Germain have given up on signing him. Arsenal's manager also insists their lack of progress with Sanchez is the reason behind their pursuit of Barcelona star Neymar.

Virgil van Dijk could be forced to stay at Southampton with Liverpool unwilling to wreck their renewed relationship with the Saints.

>Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has revealed that Lazar Markovic has no future at Anfield.

The Telegraph report, Liverpool will wait until next summer, when Keita’s release clause lowers to £48million.

Imagine spunking £250m on your defence and still having Stones as a starter and having the dilemma of playing either Bravo or Edersen in net

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>Conor McGregor pledges allegiance to Liverpool, blasts Everton

DROPPED

>>77286264
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>77285981
That was Madrid's Z- team, just look at all that penalty spaghetti in a pressureless friendly

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>>77286264
cant wait for Goatweather to smash him

>>77286260
Stones is acceptable for a youngster and Ederson is good.

>>77286279
>Ederson is good.
lmao
>spending £50m on a player and giving him excuse hes just a youngster
LMAO

>>77286264
>connor "windowless" mcgregor is a scouse paddy

>>77281271
Maths not your strongest subject son

>>77286287
Not argument.

>>77286304
sweetie...

>>77286287
>greentexting ederson is good
lmao

>>77286357
>4chan culture criticism
have to be over 18 to be here

>>77280156
lmfao

barcelona should've sold nerman, it was a good opportunity to change direction

>>77286417
Dude they doesnt have a say un the operación. If Neymar wants to go and PSG wants to pay Barça cannot avoid It.
But PSG (logically) doesnt want to pay 500m for him.

>>77286440
barcelona should have pushed for the transfer instead of persuading him to stay

>>77286023
Do Stewart Lee fans do this with other things too? If someone says "Well I don't like mustard" do they scream and wail about how they must love tomato sauce? If I express my disdain for Oasis am I a Coldplay fan?

Stewart Lee is funny if you're the sort of person who applies to be a Guardian comment moderator and talks about how they "turned down" Oxford.

>>77286457
whats really strange is the people who find him funny take what he says serious
>that Stewart Lee Comedy Vehicle episode about Islamaphobia
>first line is 'now we all now islamic extremism has nothing to do with islam'
>crowd agrees
Its like his entire act is testing the waters to see how stupid his fans are to his own personal amusement

>>77286293
kek, I now remember the
>imagine having no windows
meme

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>>77286293

>>77286456
I agree the deal was awesome for Barça

Will that madman Neymar once again get away with using the P$G to make Barcelona give a better contract? Will he try the same thing next transfer window?

>Cassano's retiring again

>>77286643
>Will he try the same thing next transfer window?
this is why barcelona should have sold him, but his clause increases each season so that should compensate any further trouble

So sick of whiny selfish attention whore "all about me" players that came about after we left the age of Gerrard, they were always there but come about more frequently nowadays because they're entitled millenial's

Liverpool Torres or Liverpool Suarez?

>>77286707
saurez desu

>>77286707
Carroll

>>77279005
>Forward Neymar, 25, has told team-mates Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez he will stay at Barcelona, after the pair persuaded him not to join Paris St-Germain in a world record £200m deal. (Sport)

>Having to be brainwashed by others at 25 yo
wew lads can't make a decision by himself

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how many assists is this guy going to get this season?

Can we not buy Bony pls?

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>>77286723
pls do, special offer just for you, 20m

redpill me on OGC Nice please

I'm not hearing enough about PSnubG and their failed bid for nerman

>>77286733
we are legit being mugged off.

We've never done this before. We've often had players be cunts and move away, sure no problem, ruin your own career.

e.g Jason Scotland
Scott Sinclair
Wilfried Bony
Darren Pratley (arguably ruined his career as he was prem quality with ease)
Dorus De Vries
Michel Vorm
Ben Davies (sitting on spurs bench his ruining him)
Lee Trundle
Andy Robinson
Even Siggy before he came back ffs

the list goes on and on.

but we rarely buy these players back unless they mean something to us.

>>77286746
Probably because it's still rumors and hearsays

>>77286746
is it considered a, how you say, REVERSE GAZUMP?

>>77286759
in this case it would be a classic snubbing imo

>>77286749
>being you
>making a post on /sp/

>>77286746
this >>77286754

and there's always a real possibility psg goes mad and pays the clause the last day of market with neymar's consent

I think the whole deal might be off, not only because of neymar's decision, but also because of the financing: having qatar pay 300m to neymar to pay his clause could easily be considered a ffp fraud with fatal consequences for psg/neymar. They might be wondering if it's worth the risk

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Do you think he killed any of his white sex slaves when he heard nerman was staying?

>>77286746
Kek, I remember your customer self saying Nerman wasn't shit. Now he's the GOAT again.

>>77279223
>6
>7
>8
>nig
>nigger
>niggest

>>77286771
I wonder how many terrorist attacks will qatar sponsor in barcelona if nerman doesn't join psg

Any updates on the UK Government to Brexit situation?

>>77286719
1 assist and 2 accidental goals from missed crosses.
He's just gonna be chucking high crosses at Aguero and Jesus all day.

>>77286749
Tin pot clubs have to lick the boot of their former players and snap them up when they fail at big clubs, it's just how the world works.

>>77286789
Done deal la

>>77286792
oh right, so that's why we never do it.

>>77286799
They're doing it right now for that shitter bony kek

>>77286678
>Gerrard is not an all about me player
>this millenial football fan forgot the time he wanted to move to Chelsea in 2005 after winning the Champions league because not enuff monay
>Stayed there for another 10 years because nobody wanted him ever again because he became mid table hot garbage.

Eat shit.

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Ederson
Silva
Walker
Danlio
Mendy
>Mystery CB

>>77286830
>that list
nothing to be smug about desu

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Get the fuck off

>>77286805
oh right

Because Atletico Madrid didn't resign Torres
Because Liverpool didn't resign Fowler
Because Man Utd didn't resign Pogba
Because Arsenal didn't resign Henry
Because Chelsea didn't resign Matic
Because Atletico won't resign Costa

>>77286849
>>77286805

Because Barca didn't resign Pique
Because Madrid didn't resign Morata
Because Arsenal didn't resign Flamini

>>77286844
honestly this all seems like Pep just doesnt know anymore and is wafting cash at his problems.
Not memeing but starting to think City will have a car crash season unless G-suß bags 40 goals

>>77279005
>PSG's £200m offer for Nerman was this close to happening
RIDICULOUS!

>Alxis to PSG a thing
Is Arsenal done?
>Ox Lad to Chelsea
W E W

>>77279071
>>Manchester United and Arsenal could go head-to-head for Real Madrid's 21-year-old winger Marco Asensio. (Don Balon via Daily Star)
Uh-oh.
>Arsenal flop Wellington Silva will be given another chance to impress for Ligue 1 side Bordeaux
Wait, what?

>>77286849
Shut up fatty.

>>77286745
>play simple football at medium tempo
>no weakness but nobody world class
>88% of the team is strong blackman

>>77286849
>>77286855
All good players. You're signing a useless hunk of shit that City would pay to get rid off.

'ello lads

>>77286888
>88% of the team is strong blackman
>play simple football
duh

>>77286886
>>77286889
Because Dortmund didn't resign Mario Götze
Because Dortmund didn't resign Nuri Sahin
Because Dortmund didn't resign Shinji Kagawa

mug

>>77286778
history is written by the winners, la

I watched dunkirk yesterday, btw

>>77286857
Yeah he should've played the season with no leftback, that would've made sense!

Stupid cunt

--------------Edersen-------------------
------Stones-------Otamendi---------
Walker-Danilo-Toure-Silva-Mendy
-----DeBruyne-Jesus-Sane---------

Reminder Pep is going full meme

>keita trying to kill teammates

wew lad

>>77286914
>sell all leftbacks
>spend £250m on defence
>still shit
why are you City apologists so stupid and angry?

>>77286916
>is playing a simple 4-3-3
>LOL LADS LOOK HE'S PLAYING A 2-5-3-4353-46456

how do you think this is even funny?

>>77279483
>>77279445
>>77279589
>>77279919
>>77280188
>>77286187
>>77286195
>>77286457

Why is this reddit tier trash allowed?
Fucking janitors need to work harder for their hotpockets.

>>77286916
2-5-3 is the standard foosball formation.

>>77286914
>Stupid cunt

woah rude, t b h

@77286923
why didn't you know Pep has Edersen as a sweeper/centreback?
Too busy filming little girls on the swings again?

TURN ON CNN!

NERMAN TO PSG JUST GOT OFFICIAL

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>>77286926
>Australian dislikes shitposting

>>77279287

Quaresma
Jason Steele
VAN Persie

>>77286944
I only enjoy quality shitposting. This garbage is summertime holiday LOOK MA I'M ON 4CHAN PEOPLE ARE REPLYING tier.

>>77286937
>@

Can you return back to tumblr thanks?

Turkish side Antalyaspor have made a move to sign Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, 25, but the club president says Arsenal "want a lot" for the player.(Mail Online)

>England Under-20 and Newcastle goalkeeper Freddie Woodman, 20, has a host of Championship clubs keen to take him on loan this season.(Chronicle Live)

Leicester City winger Riyad Mahrez, 26, is still Roma's number-one transfer target despite reports the Serie A club are considering targeting Manchester City's Samir Nasri instead. (Leicester Mercury)

>Arsenal forward Lucas Perez, 28, has been offered a 10-year deal with Deportivo La Coruna, as speculation around the Spaniard's future grows.(Metro)

Verona forward Antonio Cassano has reportedly decided to retire a second time in the space of a week. Sky Sport Italia cites “high stress levels” on Cassano’s part, given his family have not joined him in northern Italy. However, Premium Sport has followed up by claiming the former Italy star has only decided to leave Verona.

>Verona President Maurizio Setti has confirmed that Antonio Cassano will leave the club. “His head isn’t right…” “This guy’s head isn’t right, even though he’s very good physically and athletically. He’ll leave,” he told ANSA.

Western Sydney Wanderers have signed experienced midfielder Alvaro Cejudo on a free transfer from Real Betis, it has been confirmed.

>Real Sociedad have received an offer of €26m from Italian giants Napoli for goalkeeper Geronimo Rulli,

Sevilla are stepping up their pursuit of Fenerbahce central defender Simon Kjaer and have offered €5.5m plus midfielder Walter Montoya.

>Jonas Martin has travelled to France to complete his medical with newly-promoted Ligue 1 club Strasbourg

Deportivo La Coruna are preparing a sensational ten-year contract offer for Arsenal forward Lucas Pérez in a bid to return him to the Riazor

>Atletico Madrid forward Diogo Jota is set to join Wolverhampton Wanderers on a season-long loan deal with an option to buy (guess his agents lads)

Villarreal will complete the signing of Spain international Pablo Fornals from Malaga in a €12m deal on Monday

>Real Madrid will not sign a replacement for full-back Danilo, who joined Manchester City in a €30m deal earlier this week. According to Marca, Dani Carvajal’s status as undisputed first choice right-back will continue into next season with Achraf Hakimi and Alvaro Tejero to be his main deputies.

Juventus have switched their focus on replacing Leonardo Bonucci to Manchester City defender Eliaquim Mangala. Marca cite a report in Tuttomercatoweb.com which states the Italian champions have not been put off by City’s €20m-valuation of the central defender

>PSG finalised a contract yesterday with Neymar's representatives at firm Nataf Fajgenbaum & associates, but will Neymar sign it? (CS)

Turkish giants Fenerbahce have had two offers for French striker and AC Milan man Mbaye Niang rejected, according to L’Équipe.

>Argentinian defender Juan Foyth’s agents are expected in Paris in the coming hours to finalise a deal to bring the player to PSG as the club’s 4th choice defender for the 2017/18 campaign, according to L’Équipe.

Real Betis midfielder Jonas Martin is expected in Strasbourg today to undergo a medical ahead of his proposed move, according to L’Équipe.

>We understand Marseille have held talks with Celtic about the potential transfer of Moussa Dembele.

Southampton have confirmed their 25-man squad for a pre-season training camp in France, and there's one notable absentee: Virgil van Dijk.

>Lazar Markovic will be allowed to leave Liverpool if a suitable offer is received.

We understand Hull are close to signing central defender Ondrej Mazuch from Sparta Prague.

>Laurent Koscielny says he has no reason to leave Arsenal, amid reported interest from Marseille.

@77286955
>state of this newfag

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>>77286942

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We are expecting Barcelona to make an improved offer for Philippe Coutinho this week. Liverpool have already turned down a £72m bid and say he is not for sale.

>One player Manchester United are definitely trying to sign is Ivan Perisic, but Inter Milan are still asking for £48m.

Bayern Munich coach Carlo Ancelotti says there is "no way" Arturo Vidal will leave the club, but Renato Sanches could be on his way.

>Turkish club Antalyaspor have reportedly made a move to sign Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere.

Riyad Mahrez is still Roma's top transfer target this summer, according to the Leicester Mercury.

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>1 (one) Kyle Walker please

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>Former Italy forward Antonio Cassano has announced that he is leaving Verona but not retiring from football – and he could be about to join Genoa.

>Verona confirmed on Monday morning that Cassano would be departing the club, only a fortnight after his arrival, but the 34-year-old was quick to clarify that reports of him hanging up his boots were false.

>“I don’t have the intention of quitting football, simply put I don’t feel like continuing with Hellas Verona,” read a statement penned by him but tweeted by his wife, Carolina Marcialis.

>“Physically I’m very good, as I was in 15 days of preparation, but mentally I’m not stimulated to continue with this club!

>“Thank-you from the heart to President Setti, the sporting director Fusco, [Coach] Pecchia and the squad for accepting me! AC.”

>Premium Sport has since claimed that Cassano could now be heading to Genoa.

>The broadcaster explains the ex-Roma and Sampdoria ace held talks with Grifone President Enrico Preziosi “a few months ago” and that “the situation may develop in the next few hours”.
Verona President Maurizio Setti has confirmed that Antonio Cassano will leave the club. “His head isn’t right…”

Reports emerged on Monday morning that Cassano had retired from football a second time in the space of a week, despite only joining Verona eight days before, and Setti admits the former Italy attacker was struggling mentally.

“This guy’s head isn’t right, even though he’s very good physically and athletically. He’ll leave,” he told ANSA.

“Professionally, you can’t accuse him of doing anything wrong. Evidently, he can’t remain serene and clearheaded in a group and wants to stay at home.

“There’s an up and a down with him, he talks and then he’s silent. It’s a shame because he was doing everything well in a professional sense.”

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>77286922
Don't be daft lad, Mendy and Walker are leaps and bounds ahead of Clichy, Sagna and Zabaleta.

>>77286980
>set fire to the pile
>same effect to Manchester City

>>77286844
I officially hate City now.
What the fuck happened to FFP. It's the biggest joke ever introduced. The second biggest club in Manchester are somehow able to spend more than 300 million pounds in two seasons - and that's total spent, even counting the 'sales' theyve made.

It's fucking disgusting. All other clubs sell players, Real Madrid, Bayern, Barca. But City and PSG dont sell anyone, they just buy and buy.

DISGUSTING

>>77286995
City aren't even breaking old FFP, their income is that high. They got £50m back from FFP because their so far within their means.

Finally FFP got changed because the milan clubs couldn't spend without failing it so now City and PSG can never fail it without spending several billion

I unironically rate Nasri. 10m would be a steal but I guess his wages are through the roof. Would keep him around for cup games. The teammates shunning him story sounds like bullshit.

>>77286995
>But City and PSG dont sell anyone
the problem is those two clubs have infinite money as long as they are allowed to funnel oil money into their economy

I'm convinced if psg ends up signing nerman this summer there will be a change in the ffp rules, though not sure in which direction

>spend hundreds of millions on an Academy
>spend dozens of millions importing kids from other countries
>pay them hundreds of millions a year just play in this Academy
>few show their ability and look promising in a friendly against biggest rival
>Manager says no plans to use academy
lmao

>>77287004
its ridiculous at this point. the funniest part is how unbalanced city's squad is.

all that money spent and real and barca still have better squads

>>77286844
Nice, they signed Seal.

>>77286984
a cunt to leave Roma for so cheap

fuck him

>>77287015
i doubt they'll get him this summer, but its reaching figures where even the biggest stars will have a hard time refusing.

they offered him £500.000 a week + bonuses + signing on fee. im actually surprised he didnt take it on the spot.

>>77287017
you do realise that the first wave of players from the academy post-investment are all like 16/17 right?

Even spurs don't play kids that young

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>>77279005
Stadium isn't going to pay for itself.

>>77287045
yes i do realise. Do you realise they have bought plenty of players like Boyata, Denayer and Iheanacho and just shipped them off for sake of spending £30m on a player not as good as them

>>77287023
City is in the top 5 club with the highest revenue and that's before the increased tv deals. They've overpaid in the transfers but their wage bills is far from barca/madrid tier, and also below Man U, Chelsea and Arsenal.

>>77287041
>but its reaching figures where even the biggest stars will have a hard time refusing
that's why the big clubs will push for a change soon. Right now psg and city can sign any player they want and offer him whatever millions per month without limit because they can pay everything with sponsor contracts from qatar or the UAE completely unrelated to the football clubs and their economies

>>77287060
Look at where Boyata's gone since

He was shit

>>77287095
I think that's his point

>>77287064
their sponsorship deals should be investigated at this point. its a joke.

>>77287097
No his point is that they sold boyata and then replaced him with someone not as good as him.

Which means that Otamendi isn't good enough to play for Celtic I guess

>>77287107
City's main sponsorship deals are smaller than the rest of the top 6 because of when they were made.

Even fucking Arsenal who moaned the most went on to make a bigger deal without even considering the hypocrisy

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>>77287064
>their wage bills is far from barca/madrid tier, and also below Man U, Chelsea and Arsenal
only 30m less than the highest paying club and very close to the rest at the top

and with this season's transfers you can bet city is on the top of the list or almost there by now

>>77287115
Damn, Spurs are closer to Crystal Palace than they are to Liverpool.