The 146th Open Championship : FINAL HOLES EDITION

>>77272943
>gosh darn'it
kuch is based

>de speef

APOLOGIZE

apparently so

What a recovery by Speef!

Spieth bout to silence the haters

Fuck speath

APOLOGIZE

HOLY FUCK DAT NEAR ACE

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Wow. So close.

any free streams of the final round?

>>77272981
>>77272982

>this timetravelling

Our guy Li

Cheating scum

Why does he run like that

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Was it autism?

>DUDE KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH LMAO KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH HAHA CLASSIC KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH HAHA TOP LOL WATCH THIS GUYS KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH EBIN I LOVE GOLF LMAO XDDDDDDD KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

>>77273005

British Open m8 they're called burns not streams.

For all the betas calling it a "shameful display" for not just going back to the tee, realize he has over a million dollars on the line here. Its no wonder so many of you are neets.

>>77273026

>when the misses wants to go RV shopping but you're in the middle of a game

This is amazing. Thank you Spieth for your autism and crazy meme round.

>>77273026
>when the cops say 5 rapes in a month is too many

>>77273029
LOL XDDD

>>77273005
Look up an nbc steam

>>77273032
>thinking he cares about the money

/sp/ BTFO

>no delay of game

Nice refball there, Spoofter

/sp/ieth finds a way

>>77273032
I agree with this.

Context matters: second round of some meme tourney? Go back to the tee. Final pairing of the Open on Sunday? Take the meme shot.

If nothing else, it's great drama. We'll be talking about that hole and this round for years.

Speef is so fucking autistic

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>this final day

Did Kucher just hit a bird?

A long playoff is objectively the best result here.

>>77273094
that's why he's /ourguy/

SPEEMS GOT HIS GROOVE BACK

if this commie chink win.... ill be livid

>>77273104
I unironically want to be spread eagle, legs above my head in front of Von while he plows into me and touches my intestines with his monster, black dick. I mean look at that hip thrust. Fuckkkkkk I bet he just can plow into you.

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does Michelle Wie still play golf?

>>77273151

only hole she scores on is my butthole

Pls vote in my meme poll, genuinely curious here

http://www.strawpoll.me/13512208
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>>77273151

>people thought she could compete on the men's tour

>>77273151
I want to fuck her so bad.

I love how this stupid ass GE commerical makes it sound like female scientists are marginalized and that there are all of these celebrity male scientists, and the poor female scientists aren't being treated equally. Affirmative action is a fucking joke. GE openly admitting on that commercial they want to increase the amount of female scientists in the field. Obvious preferential treatment for women GE applicants incoming...

>>77273151

Yes, albeit poorly.

>>77273192
>I want to fuck her so bad.
IG golfbabes

>>77273192
pure cancer that commercial

Sand in his cooch

>three threads
>no mickelpasta

Spef is master of mindgames

the HSBC (money laundering operation) commercial gives me a mini-seizure every time it plays

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>>77273220
Hey guys

>>77273151
I want to putt my balls into her hole

>>77273229
DILL

>>77273209
I'll check it out. Thanks babes.

>>77273211
Yup. It's a joke.

>>77273226
Hate all of these bullshit quick cut commercials trying to be hip and energetic. Just make a normal, fucking commercial that informs the customer of your product or service and why we should pick it over others.

>>77273192
Yeah, the truth is that women can't handle the difficulty of such field and don't want to be in it.

Agree with you lads, but the worst commercial is the one with that old Irish bitch taking a road trip.

Kooch has been good from the bunkers this round.

so close

APOLOGIZE AGAIN

what the fuck is this tournament?

Bad adverts you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv9MZYAJVbg

HOLY SHIT GOAT

SPIETH

SPEEEFFFFFFFFF

/sp/ieth is BACK

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW YOU CUNTS

>>77273262

havnt seen that one, unless it;s the one with Berger and its his uncle or something

>/sp/ doubted a GOD

B A S E D

S
P
I
E
T
H

HOLY FUCK

SPEEF

kek what a putt, this guy

>>77273151

I'd like to albatross her ass, if you catch my drift.

what is this autist pointing at

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THAT PUT

good lord

Spieth is the greatest putter on the tour that I've ever seen in my life

APOLOGIZE

Fuck Spieth

>>77273253
Yup. Proven over and over again that women just don't go into STEM fields. Can't have 50/50 women vs men if 95% of the applicants are men and women shy away from it. It's a joke how colleges and these companies portray the STEM field as if these women are being denied the opportunity based purely on having a slit between their legs.

Also, jesus christ spieth.

SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF SPEEF

what

Rest in piece chinkyman

This is going to a playoff still.

Watch him throw it again

>>77273181
Spieth is the savior of golf. Let it be done.

>no high fives

what an asshole

be speef
walk to next tee box
see ugly brits
brits start yelling and clapping your name
hit ball 150 yards right
baka

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I'm sorry I doubted you /sp/ieth

>go par-birdie
>lose two shots to your opponent

Truly the cruelest of sports.

>>77273327
And of those 5% the majority is Asian, kek.

CANT. KEEP. GETTING.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>77273333
Playoff confirmed

And the last 3 holes are easy as fuck.

If Spieth makes just one birdie he probably wins or goes to a playoff

>ROS PEEF

This comeback is washing away all of the previous chokes

Speith on his way to GOAT status

magnets

Pack up your clubs and off you go Li, it's over for you.

>>77273372
This, he's getting 5+ now

ISPÍFI

BAG FULLA SAVVY

chinks BTFO

>>77273381
Is that what a boob feels like?

>Guy yells HELLO KITTIES as Speef hits
Is this the British equivalent of mashed potatoes?

did someone just scream hello tiddies?

>HELLO KIDDIES

What did he mean by this?

why was spieth touching kuch's caddie

>>77273401

yeah, they mash kittens because they are a very backwards people in certain areas of society and they accept it

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>>77273247
Quick cut commercials are autisticly tuned to perfection. Just enough imagery so you know what's being presented and short quips devoid of actual information as to not confuse the consumer

wood PLOUGH this girl in all white, lads

>>77273423

you should post more of your "ads"

>spieth starts playing well
>all the Americans come back and start shitting on us

Ffs lads we were having a nice jovial time together before

>>77273445
Just wait till the Ryder Cup

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>>77273445

>>77273445

Most americans are rooting for kuchar. i'd love to see him get a major.

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>Jordan Spieth's last three holes:
>13: Roam the earth for 30 minutes, save bogey.
>14: Nearly make ace.
>15: Roll in long eagle, retake lead.

>>77273475

Kuchar, get off your phone and back in the game

Hungover as fuck lads, what do

>>77273445
Fuck off Muhammad

ya blew it kuch

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What does Spieth REALLY have in that glove tree?

>>77273487
drink more booze if you stay drunk you will not get hungover

>>77273487
Drink Gatorade or something equivalent

>>77273486

gosh dang it you caught me

>>77273487
red gatorade

>>77273500
Fuck off josé

>>77273514

yeah drink that sugar drink, that'll help.

get some Emergen-C

>>77273475
>rooting for sketchersman

What makes you think that? Spieth is amazing and young, people like him.

>>77273487

big dill pickle and an ibuprofen.

Last diget is what Jordan will shoot on 18
2nd to last kuchar

>>77273534

I gave your mom my big dill pickle

>>77273541
Nice

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>implying this miserable nit isn't going to get a triple bogey with his terrible drive

I'm not sure why you're rooting for this guy. He doesn't even smile. Fuck him.

>>77273541
Lel

>>77273541
Get that Ace Spieth!

>>77273550

/our autist/

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>>77273443

>>77273487
Come cuddle with me and watch the last few holes. I'm hungover as fuck too.

>>77273550
>that elbow and forearm
What the fuck

Game over lads.

>>77273550
I'll smile when I've won fa.m

SPEEEEEEEEEEEF

SPEEF'D

fucking madman

GOAT
O
A
T

SPIETH IS A MOTHERFUCKING GOD

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SPEEF TURBO MORE ON!

>>77273568
Are you a grill? :3

Good lord this man can putt.

HOW DOES HE DO IT

>cant queef the speef

That's it

Speef Speefed us all

YOU CANT STOP B A S E D S P I E T H

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Is /sp/ ever right?

AUTISM ENABLED

Ogre

S P E E F
P
E
E
F

It's ogre

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He cant keep getting away with it

AIMBOT ACTIVATED

Absolutely unreal.

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*golf claps*

He's going to throw it don't worry

PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

god DAMN

BIRDIE
EAGLE
BIRDIE

MADMAN

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BASED

MADMAN

Fuck speNsthe

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APOLOGIZE

NOOO NOOO FUCK THIS RIGGED BULLSHIT, CHECK THE CUP FOR MAGNETS

>putterbot

Ruining this sport tbqh

Speef uses graphite shafts in his irons?

WEAPONIZED AUTISM WINS AGAIN

The ultimate choke?

>>77273641

that's his driving iron he put in the bag just this week.

Here we go again

There we are

If Spieth had a good drive he'd be literally unstoppable.

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>Speef's driving

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From choke to clutch
How does he do it?

Its fucking over. Goochur has blown it.

>>77273681
From choke to clutch to choke*

rip kooch

spieths caddy must be relieved

imagine if he had lost by one stroke because his caddy read that putt wrong lol

>right into the hillside

>>77273690
you're just not expecting the second clutch that's coming

>>77273681
Kuuch didn't really capitalize on the first 9 holes

Kuch albatross incoming

>>77273687
>solid play all day long
>blew it
He's doing what he always does. Speef is the one that got himself in this position

>>77273703
He's played typical Kuch. Good, respectable, but not enough to give himself a safe outright lead. Spieth has played his heart out these last few holes.

He chok
But he also cluch

>rppmey

WAZZA AND THE BOYS

Kuch has got to be kicking himself. Played a little more aggressively, he probably wins.

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>youthful, happy Tiger flashback

>>77273758
He had his chances earlier on some putts. Just missed them. Thats the difference.

>>77273758
Nah he's too much of a good guy he's probably happy for spieth lol

>>77273758
Honestly if I was head to head with speef I would play conservatively also and just wait for classic speef to show up and start choking.

How many majors will Spieth win lads?

>>77273794
Last 2 of this post desu

>>77273794
most all time

>>77273794
at least 1

Looks like Spieth could birdie this pretty easily. Can't help but feel like it's over if he does.

Rooney

>'look at the post I just made on /sp/ lads. Dill Pickelson lol'

>Shoot a 63
>still can't make a playoff
JUST

>>77273832
yeah feels like this one's done, entertaining final round though, good stuff

>>77273794

I wouldn't be surprised if he wins the masters 8-10 times. Hes young as fuck and dominates that course. He may very well win 20 majors when its all said and done.

>>77273794

6-8. He will be Palmer/Player tier.

What are the odds Kuch makes birdie here lads?

>>77273794
The record is 18. After this year he could have 4 and if kept that up for the rest of his career (assuming 20 more years) it would be around 30.

>connelly balding at 20

>>77273807

Bretty gud

>>77273832
Bold prediction right there.

Jordan Speith: "WOW"

Remember maximo park

you now remember luke donald

>>77273866
This

>>77273807
>7 majors

Checks out.

WOW

Fucking hell Spieth

>swedish comentators calling him an autist living in his own little world
lmao

Kuch paying off cameramen

Spieth will have around 10 majors when he retires tbqh.

>>77273901
Luuuuuuuuuuke

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>>77273853
>dominates that course
*blocks your path*

how many more majors will david duval win lads?

it has to be magnets or something

Kooch losing on purpose because he likes to see other people happy.

>>77273915
Astute desu

>>77273915

>Scandinavians noticing autistic behaviour

HELLO KETTLE. YES THIS IS THE POT.

YOU ARE BLACK.

>>77273925
Last digit on my post

>>77273918
Probably more. You dont hit your prime in golf till around 30 (especially if you've been playing in the pros since your early twenties).

He gets at least 15..... and he will have at least 1 grand slam.

>wife visiting Justin Leonard while out of country

>Matt Cuckhar

PLEASE MISS THE PUT SPEEF

I NEED THIS LAST HOLE TO MEAN SOMETHING!!!!

Alright Speith, just got to make this and it's yours.

beautiful gooch

based kuch

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

Playoff please.

>>77273953
rekt

squeaky bum time

>>77273949
which grand slam? my moneys on wimbledon

>>77273952
Fuck being married if you're a golfer, you'd never be home

Speith will be better than Tiger

>>77273952
KEK

>>77273952
He's probably happy for Justin right now

Time for the engraver to get cracking.

its ogre prepare your gooch for the /sp/eef

OGRE

dubs for speef double bogey

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>>77273966

>>77273978
lel

birdie-eagle-birdie-birdie on the 14th-17th holes of the last round of the british open, this after suffering a near van-de-velde moment

fucking incredible to be fair to the lad, not sure i've seen anything like it

Dubs for ace

>>77273978

Kek

>>77273978
Top kek

>>77274008

if he lost that 30 minute fiasco would have been the meme and would never be let down again in his career

Cuckhar is finished lads

>>77273996
kek

>>77274042

LET THIS BE KNOWN FOR NOW UNTIL ETERNITY THAT THE NICE GUY ALWAYS LOSES AND THE AUTIST ALWAYS PERFORMS

>Arnold 'The King' Palmer
>never won a PGA

HHahahahahah

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>>77274008
>tfw Speith shoots the most insane even par of all time

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>>77274068
delete this, the PGA is 3/4 of a major at best.

>mfw speef misses the green by so much that it lands in the water on the 12th at augusta and cuch wins

>>77274070
He's under right now familia. Doubt he bogies this.

ogre

>speef pulls out 5 rules for the last hole

SO comfy here lads. Taking a super runny, diarrhea shit with my laptop in front of me watching the end of this tourney. I love the post-drinking shits when I have nothing going on all day. So beautiful and runny and stinky. I'll shit like 8 times today cleaning out my system. So fun.

>>77274083
kino

>/sp/ thought he would bogey

cucked

>bunker

ogre

Alright it's over

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>>77274068
>the PGA

literally who cares

/SP/IETH WINS

Dirty bunker shot

>>77274079
I agree I just wanted some (You)s

>into the bunker it goes
It's ogre

Great shitposting with you golf fags as always. See you in three weeks.

>yfw Kuch holes out and Spieth threejacks

ogre lads it's been fun. see you at the PGA thread

Great atmosphere desu. Thank you Royal Birkdale.

>Cuckhar

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not like this, kooch

anyone crazy enough to actually bet against him making that putt to finish in autistic style?

/sp/ieth finds a way

man that was intense

>>77274104

imagine walking up the 18th fairway to the green to the cheers of a man that cucked you on international tv, while your wife is with another man in another continent

WOW

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>'Fuck you Jordan'

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hi

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based spoof

ON YOUR KNEES

KUCHED

>>77274139
did he have another high school graduation to attend this weekend?

JUST

>chicken being fucked during backswing

Not fair desu

>that lie

Jesus

JUST

JUSTO

>all his hope
>gone

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>stream dies right before spieth putts

KUCH ALMOST FUCKED UP THE SHOT

>>77274116
same

decent recovery from rory this week, sets him up for a duel with spieth at quail hollow.

how much did 1st and 2nd make?

i know the pot was 10.5 milly

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Champion Golfer of the Year

>>77274189

Winner was 1.9 million, 2nd iirc was 1.2

>>77274189
>>77274200
Pocket change for Spieth. He's going to get that Tiger endorsement money.

Tepid applause for a lucky cheating autist who doesnt even know how to celebrate.

you will never have an 18th flag pole to symbolize your emotional journey of 4 days to win on

Chinkman seething

>day hug kutch's wife gave speef
Just cuck my shit up familia

>>77274212
>salty paki

>>77274212

SEETHING

>>77274212
t. kuch

>>77274212
>britcucks still mad

Rickie got blanked

>>77274210

he has a like 8 years or something with Under Armor left

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APOLOGIZE

>rickie
ebin

>>77274210
Probably not quite as much. But under armour will pay him very well.

Champion Rogain User of the Year

>yfw they both sign wrong scorecards and the chink wins

Good for Spieth. I thought that 2016 Masters broke him.

>>77274200

How much in chinaman earn?

For real though. What kind of a celebration was that?

>chinks BTFO
>our guy wins
>got to see some nice tour vans

what a day

SPEEF'D

>misses a fairway by literally 400 yards
>still wins
what an absolute champion

>>77274212
Rory pls go

>>77274212
>being this mad

degen brit gambler detected don't bet on kuch next time Mo he's not a closer

CAN'T SHEATHE THE SPIETH

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>this sheer level of asshurt

Damn Brits couldn't even be happy for him. What a shitty crowd at the end.

>>77274221

>literally said so happy for you

>the armsqueeze and deep look into eyes after hug

You just know

>>77274277

SKEEYUP

>>77274279
>>77274279
>>77274279

>tfw 23 and accomplished nothing so far

How fucked am I if I start golfing now, lads

>>77274245
0 all goes to China

>>77274307
about as fucked as kuchars wife is by everyone except kuchar

>>77274277
i like spieth a lot but i agree to an extent

>>77274244
Youthful lesson.

>>77274281
I am happy for him

>>77274307
Fucked. Basically you need to start at 12

>>77274321
>be pro golfer
>be an impatient faggit
kooch needs to calm down or find a faster sport.

This Clive Brown faggot is an absolute tool. I fucking hate Euros.

>>77274331
I started at 8, 2 handicap now. Wish I took it seriously earlier

This dude is even saying this tournament is staged. They're not even hiding the fact that their using medal magnets to help Spieth. Sad.

ALFIE
M
A
T
E
U
R

this guy is reeeeeeeeally boring desu

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>win the Open
>nut-check your caddie

>>77274464
lel

MANLET DETECTED

>>77274307
I mean, you could certainly become a good golfer starting as an adult. Obviously no hope of being a professional though.

>>77274464
nutchecks are my favorite part of the workday desu