/tdf/ - Stage 21

fuck froome
fuck sky
fuck all brits

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*blocks TDF path*

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>using maps for OP image

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>caring about the profile of the last stage
autism

Waiting for French butthurt when Landa assaults third place

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>last stage
>still didn't figure it out
How do you read this fucking timetable???? I know cycling is a 900 iq sport but their autism is going too far.
OP says it starts at 16:50 but this timetable implies otherwise yes?

Is it worth watching or nahh?

According to race radio, Demare has almost finished Stage Nine.

>>77269180
>OP says it starts at 16:50 but this timetable implies otherwise yes?
no
the caravan starts at 14h40
the rolling start is at 16h40
the actual race starts at 16h50

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>One month to the Vuelta

QUINTANA NOT ATTACKING

Is the last stage ever competitive? I know the winners usually drink champagne and such in the beginning because it's a lock

>>77269375
Very rarely, however this time is a special case.

>>77269112
:^)

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*blocks your path*

only Landa can make this stage interesting

>>77269115
This is barely a climb after 7th km

>>77269507
he won't though

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>>77269112
Let the gemans hit the

>>77269392

How so?

The last TdF stage is always the boring cherry on a boring tour

Fuck the TdF and fuck France

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>>77269112
u ok hun?

>>77269525
rude

How in hell is Froome getting away with it. I thought cycling was clean now.
They should all attack Sky today, fuck up their cheating ways.
Who the hell is checking him, it's obviously unnatural how he wins.

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Are there even interest for a greentext jersey this year? It's been a pretty boring year for memes desu.

>>77269559
>still thinking cycling is clean
it'll never go away, it's not as obvious as it was back in the mid-late 90s
as for sky, they have the biggest budget on the tour and as such, can afford the best riders to achieve their goals. up to other teams to work out how to compete with that I guess.

Wth is pickle juice?

>>77269563
>demare

TdF needs more mountains
Stage finishes at top
Cobblestones stages
More TTs to force riders to be less skeletic

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Press F to pay respects

>>77269590
That's what Vuelta is for. Also if Le Tour was like that it would make other GC less competitive as a result

Has /tdf/ given up and accepted Christopher Froome as the winner of the 2017 The Tour of France?

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>another fucking sprint stage

It's as if they hate patrician viewers.

>>77269573
Yes, biggest budget to pay for best medical enhancements. Everyone can see they are doping but nothing gets done.

Why doesn't whoever is in second place go on a mad attack at the beginning of the stage with his whole team?

>>77269580
a merde

Where has Esteban Chaves been this year?

Some really really good posts so far today.

>>77269625
attacking with quintana

>>77269625
He had a knee injury earlier in the year, and is coming back slowly. Hoping to be better in La Vuelta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRZ-jLOrFfk
today's song

>>77269590
>More TTs to force riders to be less skeletic
What do you think the skeleton king is really good at that sets him apart from his GC rivals? Why do you think there were so few TT km this year?
>>77269625
Recovering from a knee injury mostly
>>77269623
Because there's no opportunity on the course to make it stick + the whole peloton will chase them down like the hounds of hell.

>>77269642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4C6cqo4EjY

Does the Gorilla have any competition today?
He is the only world class sprinter left

>>77269662
Froome will win the stage to prove to everyone that he's the best

>>77269623
The best we can hope for the religion of peace is warming up their truck for a sky wipe out today.

>>77269662
boasson hagen
groenewegen
boxhanni

>>77269676
>boxhanni
laughing_whores.jpg

it's really sad to see bitter foreigners downplaying one of the greatest cyclists of all time by spreading unfounded rumours about doping

>>77269602
It would be with few TT, because GC contenders don't feel the need to be decent ones in TT. Also, people like Castroviejo, Roglič, Kwiatowski and Dumoulin would be elegible to GC contender status.

>>77269642
Froome shall retire some day and before it, your peak shall pass.

>>77269730
Brits are foreigners in France

>>77269743
Brits aren't foreigners anywhere

>>77269730
Ha ha ha ha that's exactly what was said after armstrong's time.

>>77269730
>unfounded

hmm

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>>77269361
don't worry lad, we have San Sebastian, Pologne and Eneco until then

>>77269783
incredible isn't it? you'd have thought people would have learnt something from that.

when the house of cards at sky falls down it's going to be very interesting to watch.

>>77269770
God you're ignorant. Bet you voted leave and think May is 'based'.

>>77269783

americans are a base people with far different moral standards

Would /tdf/ be interested in an orgy with sex and touching and exchange of sex juices and stuff?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13510692

>>77269730
BOOOOOOOOOOOO

FROOME CRASHED!

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redpill me on Vuelta contenders

Only ever hear about Tour and Giro GC riders not participating, so is this a chance to see someone new shine?

>>77269730
I know it's sad about Lance innit

>>77269841
INTO AN OFFICIAL AT THE 2006 WORLD TIME TRIAL CHAMPIONSHIP

>>77269842
http://www.cyclingstage.com/vuelta-2017-favourites/contenders-spain-2017/

>>77269842
https://www.oddschecker.com/cycling/vuelta-a-espana/winner

http://www.procyclingstats.com/

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Would a cyclist get kicked out of Team Alpecin if he starts balding?

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Why hasn't Alpecin a women's cycling team?

>>77269877
Yes tbqh

>>77269883
God i would love to freeze time and go to town on them

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Cyclokino is back on the menu lads

>>77269590
>More TTs to force riders to be less skeletic
Objectively wrong. TT makes the race so boring because the GC rider with the best TTs just suck someones wheel for 19 days and wins the tour on the last TT. Makes for the most boring shit to watch.

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What's there end game?

Why isn't Tiago Machado /ourguy/ yet?
https://www facebook com/katushacycling/videos/1354795561242876/?hc_ref=ARRTthX3jHHNYXqJSb0OwHwqeX1XQYjy5WbRH1bio_7BxAeT3d1BzCZYjomY14-UFxM

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>>77269860
>>77269873
thanks lads
>tfw no Quintana to attack in every direction

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>>77269730
Glad someone finally pointed this out

>>77269833

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/cycling/2017/03/01/team-sky-british-cycling-left-reeling-questions-answer-bruising/

>>77269907
More TTs followed by more mountain stages

>>77269883
Alpecin is for men. The company behind it has a different brand targeted towards older women, but I doubt old women watch cycling or sports in general.

>>77269960
Wouldn't that just make it even more boring. Now the best TT rider in the GC would get the jersey early in TT then suck wheels for two weeks and secure it further in another TT. Look at people like Lance and Froome who won so many years. They could both follow up the climbs just fine and they won handily in the TTs if you just increase the number it would only make their victories more one sided.

I don't hate TT themselves but they make the whole contest for the GC boring as fuck.

>>77269985
there were barely 35km of TT in this Tour.

Had Bardet gone into the Alps with a deficit of 2 minutes, instead of 23 seconds, do you think he would have ridden more aggressively?

Big time gaps force aggressive racing.

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>>77269563
I wuz pretty proud of pushing the
>uran
meme

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Official Tour Team Power Rankings

JUST:
Movistar, BMC, Bahrain, Katusha, FDJ

Disappointing:
Astana, Orica, UAW, Lotto Soudal

Barely Reedeemed:
DDD, Bora, NL Jumbo, Trek

Exactly as Expected:
Quickstep, Sky


Everything Went Better Than Expected:
Cannondale, Sunweb, AG2R, Direct Energie

Irrelevant:
Everyone not listed

>>77269985
You're just butthurt your hero (>>77269942) was so bad at TTs

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How was the morning ride lads?

>>77270011
It really looked like he did his best. Him and Aru tried to attack whenever they had the legs for it. Not just Froome but Sky just has the best riders overall.

Maybe he could squeeze a couple of extra seconds if he was pressured but not 2 minutes.

>>77270027
nah he would actually have won the year he was kicked out despite the TT. I'm butthurt that the tour is so often so boring because the strongest team also has the best TT GC rider.

I looked at the /Vuelta/ route and it's lite as fuck desu senpai.

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>>77270024
>not having Orica in JUST tier

>>77270035
Cycled to Ely and back the other day. I'm a complete casual though, not even got a proper road bike yet.

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LADS

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Even though the Tour was boring in was comfy to bants and shitpost with you guys even when you guys told me to kys (kys means kiss though).

t. Laura poster / Podium poster

This is the most cucked sport ever. Fans pretending like it's not the most boring, uneventful tour ever. Froom didn't even win a stage. Barely even competed for one. Just spent the whole time having his team do the work for him. Pathetic.

>>77270024
Jumbo did alright

>>77270095
Contador didn't win a stage when won GdI in 2015

>>77270095
Who's pretending?

>>77270042
>Win Jersey
>Defend Jersey
>Just
Okay.

>>77270054
I want to have sex with that bike.

Prettiest bike of the tour by a long stretch.

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>>77270144
>he only has one jersey

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>>77270147
>tfw missing my favorite team, Radioshack Trek

>>77270170
B E S T R O O M I E S
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>the no-competition-allowed faggot stage

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>tfw no colombian and portuguese teams on UCI World Tour

Say groom falls, what now? Can Iran win it?

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feel like brain leg didn't get the attention it deserved

>>77270206
well the whole peloton will wait for him, so no

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what do you guys think about these new 2018 testbikes?
stability seems a plus

>>77270212
Wth who is that?

>>77270212
Pls no

>Inb4 "peak performance”

Wtf am I watching? What's going on in this meme race?

>>77270225
george hincapie
but it's actually from the 2011 tour

>>77270212
wtf man, I was eating.

must say I've hated every minute I've spent in this general this year

almost all of you are unfunny insufferable reddit twats

>>77270238
<3 u 2 bb

>>77270238
>can't handle the """""""banter"""""""

>>77270238
tab back in mark

>>77270238

Go back to lad bible then you twat

>>77270238
1) you are a cunt
2) honest opinion about Argentina and the Argentine people

Was giro better? Will la vuelta be better?

>>77270238
>guaranteed replies

>Finish your drink everytime you hear 'Oh Champs Elysées'

>>77270225
It's George Hincapie

huge casual here, I don't care who wins, I enjoy the scenery and the comfy threads.

I greentext some cyclists' names to fit in without knowing who they are

>>77270291
this is me in F1 and Le Mans threads

>Pinot

>>77270291
Probably 40% of the people here

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>>77270253
All we need to know is that Juan is from Argentina

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Who is your favorite female cyclist?

>>77270291
All I want to know is why is Colombia so good if they aren't white. We should be there competing against our European brothers, but Colombia?? Wth

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>>77270309
Pauline!

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>tour is almost over
>summer is almost over

how do you handle these feels lads

Cricfree is showing the women's race from yesterday - has today not started yet?

>>77270309
That Finnish one

>>77270333
i dont go back to university for 2 months so my summer isn't almost over laddo

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Pic related is Dave Brailsford and Dave Brailsford is angry. He's angry that his reputation has been tarnished through alleged misuse of TUE's. He's angry that he's angry that he's follicularly challenged. He's angry that British cycling has effectively severed ties with him and he's banned from the manchester velodrome (his baby that he nurtured and developed). He's angry that he has a small penis. He's angry that his mantra of "marginal gains" has become a euphemism for doping. He's angry that once a week he has to watch his wife, at her request, get railed by Kriss Akabusi (who has a monster dick). He's angry that through a series of Google searches he has found out that he is a "cuckold".

But most of all he's angry that the french populace booooooed his team yesterday. This really grinds his gears (if you'll excuse the pun). This is the straw that broke the camel's back.

But Brailsford has a plan. He has a plan into which he will pour all the hatred that has been building in his diminutive body (lol manlet) over the years. He will fuck those french bastards good during the pinnacle of the french sporting calendar......stage 21 of the tour de france.

phase 1 - Brailsford will order the sky rape train to chase down tommy voeckler as he inevitably tries to enjoy a lap of honour round the Champs-Élysées on his final tour de france......that'll learn those frog fuckers.

phase 2 - The sky rape train will be utilised to ensure that Landa , who is 1 second behind Bardet, receives a time bonus at the finishing line, thus, making sure that no frenchman will stand on the GC podium.


prepare to get ass-ravaged-angry you french faggots

cest la vie.

Brailsford will sleep well tonight.

>>77270333
by drinking alpecin

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>>77270309
>having a favourite female anything

What a cuck.

>>77270310
It's very big over there and It's a big country. There's no mystery to it. I think they was sending their own team over already in the 80's so they are established part of cycling.

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>>77270310
Colombia has the Andes. Your main cities but Barranquilla are located in andinean valleys like also coffee (and coca) plantations.

hurrrrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr skywinslol

>>77270344
I'm not really a sky fan, but I really do hope that happens. It's the only thing that can make up for a mostly boring tour.

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>>77270319
not even the cutest frog

>>77270342
Your course resumes in October?

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>>77270344
>Kriss Akabusi (who has a monster dick)

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Will /tdf/ reach peak butthurt when Proud Muslim Alpha Male Nacer dominates Paris just like his muslim brother are doing on a daily basis?

>>77270363
When TdF did open space for amateurs in 1982, Colombia sent an own team and got results like Luís Herrera winning Alp d'Huez as amateur 1984. After this, this team has switched to pro status with Café de Colombia sponsorship (Herrera won VaE in 1987 for it).

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Whats your favorite moments from this year lads?

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>>77270379
Pauline is a firecracker. Petit and feisty.

>>77270422

Chris Froome showing that you can't kill what's already dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAIF6TK_870

>>77270422

FREE LANDA

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>>77270412
They had two Danish riders to teach them to be pros.

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If Froome crashed and broke both arms what would happen. Would he have to finish to win the race? Would he have to make the time cut?

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>>77270422
>I supported Trump
lel

>>77270459
Problems for colombians then was the fact they're good climbers, but bad in everything else

>>77270450
>that dramatic music
Why are Americans so OTT

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My favorite moment was when Bodnar won :)

it was awesome being with you. No likes and upvotes and talking shit. Thank you /tdf/

>>77270493
How else will they know something epic is going down?

>>77270497
Almost makes up for being caught on the fucking finish line. Well deserved desu, guy is a beast.
>>77270499
>no talking shit
nigga are you blind?

>>77270422
Eddy not losing

>>77270484
It's very hard to even be in the peleton and not fuck up. I think back then they would attack at random times and ride really retarded. Most of the time non euroes need to go and live in europe and learn the craft to even be a domistique.

>>77270422
When /tdf/ thought that Landa attacking on the last mountain stage was him somehow "defecting".
Seriously, biggest laugh I have had.

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>>77270344
where are my "you's"?

I spent ten minutes typing that out

>>77270422
Richie Porte crashing on purpose to hide the fact that he had no form

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>>77270541

There is a Q&A right now with NOS and Dutch riders.

>>77270493
Idk.. They have a sort of childish nature to them.
But would we want them to be any other way?

>>77270123

Reddit

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>tfw about 2 and a half hours until the tour is over and we have to wait 11 months for the next one

Can Lando still be 3rd or there are no finish bonuses in the last stage?

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr froomeisclean

>>77270541
>cunt

a spend less than a second writing that.

>>77270587
hrdr armstrongwasclean

>>77270344
>sky rape train
Why have I never heard it referenced like this until now?
Also, I want all of the things in your post to be true.

>>77270095

Organizers saying it was an exciting race because of the small time gaps. You're not fooling anyone. The time gaps were small because it was a fucking boring course.

They better have Ventoux, Huez and Tourmalet next year to make up for it.

>>77270582
well if you're not a total casual like your fellow Americans you can enjoy the Vuelta in a month.
the Vuelta and the Giro are both more exciting then the Tour

>>77270386
no, late september

>>77270604
who gives a fuck about lance armstrong though. everyone says froome is a wonderful human being and shit. get fucked cunts. he is the biggest doper of all.

Landa really didn't finish his TT that hard yesterday, compared to the other top guys he just kinda sat up at the finish.

If he had tried around that last bend and thrown his bike that's a podium.

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>>77270580
Them go back and ask them you idiot.

>>77270625
Ah, there I was thinking you go to a good uni. My bad.

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Would you unironically want a stage like this in the Tour. Personally i'm tired of the pussification of cycling.

According to the french faggots, Bardets helmet made him 9 minutes slower on the TT yesterday and he would've gotten yellow if not for his helmet design

>>77270573
Maarten Ducrot is our Karl Pilkington. This is hilarious.

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>>77270650
>ex-poly student got basic arithmetic wrong and though 2 months after july was october

poorious

>>77270658
Stages this hard are boring as shit desu, everyone plays it safe for most for the majority of it.

>>77270658
too long for attacks
rather have 100-150km stages so riders will go full-gas from the start (and where both the attackers as the bunch have a chance to win)

how long until aso make a tdf course without flat TT so bardet can win?

Which event has had more action?
2017 Tour de France or AAB vs Sonderjyske?

>>77270627
Prove it.

Found this on Team Sky's wiki

> Team Sky launched in 2010 with the ambition of winning the Tour de France with a British rider within five years

Pretty funny, considering in those 7 years they're now going to have won it 5/7 times

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>>77270705

>>77270723
only one of them with a british rider though

>>77270723
Froome is Kenyan anyway.

>>77270723
yes... what a (((coincidence)))

australia can celebrate winning the green jersey while kenya can celebrate winning a fourth tour de france and britain can celebrate winning the white jersey. conrgats to france for winning the much sought after king of the mountains jersey.

>>77270690
>though 2 months after july was october
^thought

It is.

Which Uni do you attend? I don't want to accidentally employ any of its alumni.

>>77270730
Interesting.
Human beings can lose weight.

Or blood doping filtered the fat out of him

>>77270763
compare that to young photos of his rivals. none of them are fat cunts.

>>77270693
>>77270699
I think you need both short and long because Long grueling stages weed out the frail pussyfied riders. Also a lot of time the riders wait because you have a mountain and then a stupid 40 km flat before then next mountain.

>>77270763
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR ANTI-SCIENTIFIC LIES YOU FAT SHAMING SHITLORD.

>>77270730
look at that fat fuck lmao

>>77270773
All you have posted so far is not proof.

>>77270806
they used to say the same thing about lance armstrong detractors. look what happened. no smoke without fire, lad.

was wondering if >>77270705 >>77270763 >>77270806 is one of froome's relatives, but then i remembered that none of them live in the uk

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Bjarne was also pretty fat in the beginning of his career and look what happened when he got his weight in check.

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>>77269873
>50% murito finishes
>Minimal TTs
>Daniel Martin
>500

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>>77270815
here they are

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That gimp Tucker BTFO. Based Kirby

>>77270773
You do know you're not helping your argument here, right?

Froome as a young, clearly overweight young man fresh from the planes of Africa performing well in time trials and hilly one day races.

You lose weight, you climb better.

>>77270837
chick in red is cute

>>77269873
Aru's got good odds, considering how good he was performing before he got "sick"

>>77270813
>>77270815
All I asked for was proof but I only got theories.

>>77270855
varg NO

>>77270824
he looks like a lego man

>>77270837
>Lover Boy Shop

>>77270828
Even if he starts, he'll be completely shagged from his /tdf/ exploits.

>>77270867
well he is danish

pleb: tour de france
contrarian: giro
vuelta: patrician

pleb: tour down under
contrarian: tour de yorkshire
patrician: tour of california

if it's not the tour de pologne i'm not interested

There is no way Froome can win this Vuelta.
To many hard stages and places to get btfo.
Normally this would be a route tat Contador and Valverde would love.

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>>77270344
If they take the time bonus on the intermediate with Landa and do pic related they have redeemed themselves tbqh

>>77270824
>castorama uniforms

>>77270933
Froome will win, he's the only reliable GC rider taking part.

PLEB: Grand Tours
CONTRARIAN: One week stage races
PATRICIAN: One day races

>>77270933
I'm thinking Zakarin or Chaves.

>>77270948
sean pls go

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>>77270946
*blocks your potato*

>>77270344
it's scary because you know it can happen

Think about how many dicks nurses see every day.

>>77270959
Nibali hasn't hit form since 2014 Tour. He's unreliable

>>77270971
even more if you go

>>77270957

I've made de calculashuns and yes well errr.. I think I'll stay

>>77270974
I was in hospital a few weeks ago and one of the nurses laughed at my doodle.

>>77270990
did you ask what was so funny for him?

Will Landa save the tour and join the sprint for a time bonus?

>>77270949
Chaves can do really good because he can take time on those smaller Vueltahilltoplol stages and then defend in the mountains.
Zakarin is good but Katusha seems too retarded to win a GC.

Who hype for them going around the Champs-Élysées 30 times

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Dubs and Froome wrecks at 3,1 km and loses exactly 55 seconds to Urán at the line.

Who do you think will win 2018 Tour?
Dumoulin for me

>>77271065
>ayo HOL UP mechanical/crash

>>77271088
Quintana

hello

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< i was saving all my attacks for San Sebatian luls

>>77271088
Quintana

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>>77271088
*Starts using TUE's*

>>77271160
rude

My fucking ISP keeps screwing with my connection and I get VPN/Exid node bans.

Tour of Britain: Haram
Tour of Flanders: Kafir
Tour de Suisse: Jahannam

>>77271225
2 (two)

>>77271225
JUST

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Dubs and Sky forms a break and gets Landa over the line with a 2 second gap over Bardet and kicks Bardet off the podium

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dubs and this stage is boring like the rest of the tour

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>>77271258
that face when its just not going to happen. but Im fucking gutted for Landa desu he rad such a good race he could have totally btfo of Bardet if Skyd just of given him one chance to make some time for himself

non-dubs and Vroom is kill

>>77271298
There is no Landa in team.

>>77269134
Are those bumps the finish line?

>>77271298
>Just of

English trying to speak English, folks.

C'est qui la qt sur Eurosport svp ?

>>77271088
Christopher Froome.

>>77271088
TEEJAY

>>77271088
Lord Froome of Christopher

>>77271088
/BENOOT/

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Froome and Kwiatkowski chasing down Landa and Quintana on stage 13 cost Landa the Podium.

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>>77271354
lmao is that real

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>>77271367
He's right you know

>>77271347
Landa getting himself dropped at the end of the final mountain stage cost Landa the podium

>>77271354
>being a cheat

De Gendt is so butthurt kek

>>77269730
Jealousy.

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Let's FUCK

They need to improve the TTs by adding cameras to the back cockpits, that way we get a much more interesting shot to watch than all those cuts.

where's the stream my dudes

>>77271389
Don't fucking gender me.

>>77271088
Porte

Is Boasson Hagen REALLY the top favourite for this stage?

Or are Norwegian commentators just being delutional?

>>77271387
Theres that Velon group that has been trying to expand camera ability

I think the group that owns the Tour is the biggest roadblock to improving stuff like this, they have full control over what is shown on TVs

I think Velon was experimenting with sticking cameras on all bikes and then you could select which camera you want to view through the internet

>>77271413
Quintana has been saving his attack for today. The stage is his

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will they go past this today?

>>77271413
Greipel has to be option #1, but Boss-Hogg is absolutely up there.

>>77271421
>I think Velon was experimenting with sticking cameras on all bikes and then you could select which camera you want to view through the internet

That sounds so awesome. These Boomers need to go already.

>>77271413
not a lot of top sprinters left.
ebh, matthews, greipel, kristoff, bouhanni, groenewegen, colbrelli

ebh and matthews obviously in best form.

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Favorites:
Bouhanni
Greipel
Groenewegen
everybody else is irrelevant.

>>77271433
>/out-fa/ meetup

>>77271433
literally looks like a scene from children of men or some other sort of post apocalyptic film

>>77271413
why not, not too many good sprinters left. Greiplel is shit, same goes for arab boy, Matthews doesn't care anymore. Hope Groenewegen wins it though.

>>77271387
TTs will never be fun when Tom doesn't compete.

yates and barguil. that awkward silence.

shit weather desu sadly.

no sunset on the champs élysées

>>77271488
Barguil is full-blown autismo

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>>77271433
one day the son of one of these Proud men will win the Tour.
Screenshot this ans send it to Brailsford.

>>77271433
D I V E R S I T Y

>>77271490
Slippery cobbles. Froomey will fall to death.

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Can't wait for la Vuelta. Sad no Quintana. Imagine Froome wins it

>>77271433
had a big headache once, headed to those refugees and asked for treatment, they kicked me out. wtf? I thought they were doctors.

>matthews' bike is black with green highlights and green bartape

perfect desu

>>77271512
They're engineers in astrophysics silly

>>77271510
If froome dies the jury will give his corpse the same time as the peleton

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>>77271433

I like Paris please do not bully me.

>>77271512
Actually they are the best doctors to practice female genital mutilation, very nice cultural enrichment if you ask me

>>77271542
Go invade it.

>>77271547
You mean, liberate

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>AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE

i want you all to try and be much funnier next year

>>77271542
If you ignore the fact that it's full of French people, Paris is actually pretty based

>>77271542
t. Ibrahim from the ruhrpott

If I was in green, my bike would be completely fucking GREEN.

>>77271557
I want all the liberals to leave for /r/peloton next year so we can spit in niggers while being comfy.

>>77271558
>le third worlder trying to fit in. jpeg

CANELLO!

BE BOLD!

>>77271558
I'll take a frenchman over a scandinavian every time.

>>77271578
>le third worlder trying to fit in. jpeg
le i guess you know that feel bouba

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>>77271542
Very good anon

>>77271571
in them?
that's filthy.

>>77271587
You would take a turk over a Scandinavian.

Matthews is a filthy brownie.

Are the riders drunk?

ZUBELDIA IS ON CAMERA!!

do not look directly at him

>>77271609
no I don't think so actually

>>77271597
I would be a perfect fit for your women's pussies then

>>77271625
Denmark is no Sweden.

Is it true that there are loads of gay guys in cycling?

>>77271642
they all shave their legs

take a guess