/bet/

>>77267762
Started betting two months ago I have almost 10 times what I started with

it was too gay to exist here so the made a discord

>>77267797
What's the discord?

let's make bet great again.

i have four matches on the same coupon,

AAB-Sonderjyske over 2.5 goals
FCN-Brondby. Brondby win
Scotland-Spain (W) over 2.5 goals
Real madrid-Man U over 2.5 goals

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JUST
U
S
T

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>>77272408
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

They fell for the discord meme, start it again if you want

>>77271516
>lets make /bet/ great again
>posts a bunch of lotto shite

Aye ok pal, I'm sure /bet/ will be THRIVING on these tips in no time

>>77273775
i mean the first one ended 3-1.
Brondby did lose,
Scotland is 1-1 right now. Scotland and Portugal need the victory, so both teams will be attacking.

Real madrid-Manu Is lotto

>>77273960
>it won therefore it was a good bet

Begone child.

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>>77274025
>child

>>77267762
We Americans can't bet on sports, so it was bound to fail eventually without us.

>>77274075

>land of the free

>>77274025
A "bad" bet that won is better than a good bet that lost.

reminder that Mayweather by KO/TKO/DQ is the bet of the decade

>Odds on Real Madrid beating Manure in the ICC only ~1:1
Seems a tad low.

>>77274385
Erm, high*
Should be 1:2

>>77274134

Thats mug mentality at its finest. In the long run value > winners

>>77267797
Oh my fuck why do you faggots always run off to your private little discords?

Vee-Dubber is a sad little prick

https://discord.gg/ZUtfr6
https://discord.gg/ZUtfr6
https://discord.gg/ZUtfr6

>>77272486
I'm fine with losing 50 dollars a week so i can shitpost but betting online here is just a huge crapshoot, otherwise I might

Want a kebab desu

everyone is having fun in the discord

>>77276884
kicked desu

>>77276897
I swear I'm not coming back this time

>>77267762
>yfw 300k starting after Math Ph.D.

>>77273775
/bet/ was 85% lotto shite, so he's bang on the money.

alright lads, here's the situation. i have $10k in my bankroll. What's the best way to quintuple my roll in 40 days or less.

Anyone got a betting spreadsheet to use?

>>77280396
>FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
http://pastebin.com/FSvbhnAi

>/bet/ Advice
http://imgur.com/a/NcRrI

>How to set up fresh 365s
http://imgur.com/U8n8I16

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

>Essential Reading
http://pastebin.com/vuwc1vUv

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>>77267771
so so sad anon

>>77272408
GASTELUM

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77272408

>Backing that fat fuck Gastelum
>EVER

Someone link me the discord

>>77281319
>>77281342
weidman got saved by the bell at the end of round 1. wasn't that bad of a bet.

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>>77280033
Bet it all on Goober

Alri

Just escaped the rehab what I miss the past year?

>>77284005
nothing much, just a couple mugs pretending to be shrewd. the usual.

Killed by tripfags and autism. As everything always is.

Intrasting

hmmm

heard whispers that ER plans to close the discord, everyone is getting ready to move to tiger's private discord

>>77287085
>tigers autism server
Did you plan this post?

>>77274075
Buy some BTC and use Nitrogen Sports

>>77288051
>>77287085

Do NOT call it an autism server

ALWAYS bet on the Gooz :^)

bet big to win big CMON

out of invites get me back in

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alright lads, it's time to make /bet/ great again. Here is the finest tip you will ever come across. Get on or drown in your own tears.

>>77293008
IT"S HAPPENING

>>77293896
good luck man

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>>77267762
For me? It's the $6,000 dodgers bet

Discordfags killed it. Then killed the discord when they started inviting autistic non gamblers from other boards discords. Sad.

Bet on the Rockies now for some good value fags

>>77293896
>>77293944
how did it go guys?

steaua - plzen over 1.5 + partizan - olympiakos under 3.5

parlay this shit for easy dosh

>>77274075
>can't bet on sports

What is bovada? What is having a bookie?

Get friends, retard.

>>77298516
both lost, although that parlay looked good for a while

anyone got the discord invite? other one has expired

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>>77298516
LOST. DOWN SUMS.

LOL JUST KIDDING

member when /bet/ was all about looking for fixes in Lithuanian second division basketball?

>>77299723

https://discord.gg/9Pb8rk

pls don't be dull and not post once joined

>>77300197
>Meta will never stop blowing his disability allowance

>>77300636
There's no need to be upset.

>>77300511
>pls don't be dull and not post
>muted by default

>>77300197
looks good. unfortunate with >>77293008

>>77300749
post in the welcome channel

READ

>>77300197
Post the 48 hours before that

>>77300764

Pointless and unnecessary.

hi everyone, feel free to come to our discord :)

>>77300782
>our

What happened to Juveguy

>>77300835
post in the server and find out

>>77300835
Shipped off back to India

>>77300853
>>77300778

>>77300835
banished from /bet/ at the end of season 7 after a series of losing cricket and chess tips

>>77300952
zzz then be muted. Can't change how it works right now

>>77301012
>Can't change how it works right now
yes you can

>>77301106
Or you could just stop being a faggot and post

>>77301106
Why won't you have sex?

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i've decided to reduce my daily parlay from $100 to $10.

Is this a good or bad idea?

>>77301845

Do you ever get lonely just talking to yourself when these threads occasionally pop up?

Invite skep

>>77301877
do you ever get any attention ?

>>77301877
He only posts the bets he wins. I wonder how much he is losing per week.

>>77301845
get help lid

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>>77302009
>>77301877
>>77302033
wage slaves plz don't be jelly; it's painfully obvious how much you envy my bets.

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I am sitll the king of /bet/ even though I /trade/

Link to discord please it's expired

>>77302574
>only up 1.5k EUROS this world week
Retards pls
>>77302627
https://discord.gg/9Pb8rk

Roma double chance @1.72 seems good to me.

I've been clean for 2 or 3 months but I'm in the verge of coming back.


Any tips for tomorrow?

>>77306042

Run the knife down your veins not across them is the tip for tomorrow

>>77275953
iv heard hes quite the gent

lads, lads, lads. what is THE bet for tonight? my $10 accy already failed me.

>>77267762
Maybe people realized betting is disgusting and they didn't want to contribute to one of the biggest problems in modern society

>>77310222
>flag
>numale

checks out

>>77299241
That "easy dosh" is gone. At least you put up your bets before the event. Unlike the Canadian who loses money and then posts only the bets he didn't lose. What a sad little man.

>>77311166
kek

>>77310222
Why is it disguting? I wear jeans with stains on it fuck you motherfucker.

lolnrs please rejoin

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sneak peak of the discord for all of you

Evan Jager to win the steeple at the world championships 7/4

I thought you would get better on odds on a white american guy winning an event utterly dominated by Kenyans but the bookies are awake. Jager is that good. The favourite is Kipruto who has been injured so 7/4 is still good value.

This is my only bet on the championships so far. I will study properly later in the week. Reminder that athletics is the easiest sport to make money on.

Falling back into it with a brand new system.
It's gonna work this time.

https://discord.gg/PuPch6

Japoco PLEASE come back

Reminder that Shuja is a dac addict.

Fuck Albania

>>77315733
n-nibscollector?

>>77315750
Yes Felix lad.

discord invite?

>>77315810
Idiot.

>>77315817
nibs ;)

>>77315810
>>77315592

>>77315810
https://discord.gg/JHENDQ

>>77315826
Fuck off justina

>>77315845
idiot

>>77315845

:thinking_face:

>>77315855
You are not Nibs.
>>77315863
KYS

>>77315872
>posts with Hass's trip
>actually collects nibs

not Nibs :(

this is why /bet/ died

>>77316482

Enlighten me please

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Prove you're an original /bet/ fag

>>77316556
No

>>77316545
look at the state of the majority of the above posts.

It was like that for about 6 months before it went under properly. People shitposting and throwing out gimmicks 24/7/. Became unbearable

Before that it was unironically one of the best generals on the whole site.

>>77316585
not nice

>>77316617

Its moved on. Arguably for the best. You're living in the past pal.

>>77316556
I remember that spreadsheet by the Dutchposter

>>77316617
be the change you want to see in the world

>>77316868
Not possible against the tide of autism
>>77316835
It was a shitshow at the end

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i would probably not post in a bet thread since i would post my bets in the relevant thread. fx i posted my Tour bets in /tdf/.
Only relevant general would be a /ACCA/ general. Only 10+ odds bets and complete luls bets allowed.
Why would i want to know about some anon getting 1.30 on real madrid? not very lul.

Here's a story for you, /bet/.
I used to be on here a lot, then stopped betting altogether sometime in 2015. I placed a bet on Trump to win the presidency in February 2016 on bet365, and ended up with almost 1000 quid on my bet365 account in November.
This month I thought I should finally withdraw those shekels off the website, and what do I see? My bankroll is about 200 dollars lower than I remembered.
I look for reasons in my account history and see that those motherfuckers imposed an 'Administartion Fee', because I haven't placed a bet in over a year. An administration fee of a monthly 5% of my bankroll. 47 dollars per month. By the time I noticed I already lost 188 fucking dollars.
I was fuming.

Wrote those cunts a message saying I never received a letter or an e-mail, and their rules state they would notify me in a reasonable manner. Next day they reinstated my 188 dollars they stole.

Can you imagine how much money bet365 just simply steals from deceased people, people who forgot about their accounts, people who are sick in hospitals and shit? This is outright theft. Fucking bastards.

>>77317084
Never post again.

>>77317236
bookies are all scum m8 rule 1

Barcelona vs Man Utd
Over 3.5 goals @ 2.25 is the bet tonight

Richmond Kickers DC 2,4
Pittsburgh Riverhound DNB @2
Jamaica +1 @1.85

all win. Put them in a treble
g e t o n

don't

why did I get removed from the discord???

>>77329510
https://discord.gg/aS4JyR

Join and ask

>>77329510
Name?

Who will win ti7? My money is on LGD @ 17.00

VALUE
A
L
U
E

Hass is a nonce

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Do any of you lads play Draft Kings?

Pic unrelated.

>>77334043
no

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Just another day at the office. Down $750 today. How's/bet/ doing today?

>>77334580
Huge fan pal.

>>77334824
thanks m8, please r8 8/8

>>77334580
Everton fucked me

>>77334580
I have lost my last penny on fucking Midtjylland. Thanks a lot, you Nordic high-taxes ginger fucks

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>>77334979
i was down $850 and then i bet $150 on no 2nd goal @ 1.83 at 70 minutes. Felt good man.

>>77334994
i assume that's a footy bet. sorry to hear that. You can recover with some dank e-sports bets though. Don't worry.

Brazil women @1.9 SW is a small
Versutus is a SMED on Australia slags +1.75 @1.8 too

>>77336225
>shilling your shitty tt

Le ADHD man pls stop

>>77316556
USVI

>>77336332
green isn't a good look on you pal

i love dicks

>>77336332
Sincerely hope you didn't back them nor were you on SW @9. SEETHING jealous mong

>5 days old

THEBDUCKING ELBOXEO DOR YA FCKING BIG BIG BIG

>>77340164
I did! Now I can reveal myself

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>>77316556

>>77299275
Where do I get a bookie?

the irish dude posting, you gonna lump on Jager for the steeplechase?

>>77344024

Asked him in the Discord and he said its basically a bankroll job.

S M A C K I N G

i know i run the risk of alot of shit here, im a punter from Ni, im new here. whats the discord mate?

>>77344235
Is that you, Ulster?

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>>77267762
>Did everyone go broke?

No, Everyone got wise

haha from the Provence yes! so you reckon this guy jager is a sure thing?

>>77344247
only realising how to reply

Welcome to my Discord

https://discord.gg/aS4JyR

>>77344346
Said the invo is expired, should i download the app?

>>77345060

https://discord.gg/BB4gBt

Downloading the app is unnecessary

>>77267762
>betting
>Did everyone go broke?
Bingo.

>>77345177
yeah man it put me into this but says i dont have permission to chat. is this a betting chat?

>>77345562
more like autismchat