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Women's world cup final India vs England
Match time 3 pm IST
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>>77266828
nice poomunity kek
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Rooting for India.
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love cricket
love india
love pakistan
love bangladesh
love nepal
love sri lanka
love afghanistan
love oman
love UAE
love england
love ireland
love scotland
love australia
love new zealand
love papua new guinea
love south africa
love zimbabwe
love uganda
love ghana
love tanzania
love namibia
love trinidad
love barbados
love jamaica
love guyana
love st kitts
love st lucia
love antigua

simple as
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*inhales deeply from vape pen*
*exhales*
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nice poomunity
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>London and South East England
>A dry start for many with some sunny spells. Through the morning scattered showers are likely to develop, locally heavy with a risk of thunder in the afternoon before dying away during the evening.
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POO
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>>77268231
kek banter lmao reddit
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so this is the so-called cricket poomunity on /sp/? embarrassing
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>So this is the true power of the highly acclaimed cricket poomunity of /sp/
LEL
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>>77268044
GC
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>>77268286
>>77268320
/cric/ BTFO lads

shall not be posting here in the future
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I am the saviour cricket deserves.
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>>77268286
fuck off deano
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what race should i play on skyrim?
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I have a DEEP understanding of EVERY test match since 2002, my knowledge is UNRIVALED and you all are literally SEETHING
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honestly would settle for like a 3/10 if she was into cricket lads
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>>77269294
never seen a girl watch cricket
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>turn on the womyn's game
>waist high full toss from a spinner
>top edge
>caught just outside the 30m circle
>out
>change channel

Women. Not even once.
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>>77269343
Daniel
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is the fact that indian women are better than indian men a compelling reminder of indian men's congenital lack of testosterone?
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unless cricket is literally a girl's sport in india, which wouldnt make any sense
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Watching Taylor and Sciver is giving me the horn
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Reckon I can score a century against the best women's bowling attack.
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please watch our sport
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>>77270043
pro pesapallo player here ama
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reckon a full strength punjabi bagh gully kirkit side would stomp england
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>>77270068
have you cleaned your deck today
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Reckon I could make the Sydney Wanderers with a wee bit of practice?
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>>77270118
Yeah mate, gave it a good scrub and a new layer of cabots aquadeck
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Is that it
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yh ama
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Any QTs in either team?
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We are getting btfo'd again it seems.
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>mfw

Not a bad match lads
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Its coming home
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Lads
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I reckon India has it lads
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Shocking decision
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Not out
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india will choke
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We've won this lads screencap this
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>yfw they call it off because of rain
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IBDS HAPENDING
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Never watching woman's cricket again
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Sheeeit someone fireproof Kohli's house
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>GUNN
AYY LMAO
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>WOMEN

Jesus Christ.
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I forgot English team is female to
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lmao
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>India were 191-3
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What the fuck lmao
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ree
Silver medal good enough
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match never happened
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>>77273016
>indians_throwing_TV_in_street.webm
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Is Shrubsole elite?
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How many women will be killed in India tonight?
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>>77273097
All of them
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Good game desu
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>>77273097
all english whores in goa and malana
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What is the standard of women's cricket like?

Would England women beat Oxford University firsts for example?
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At least the CT final was funny. This is just sad.
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>>77273131

No haha.

Your average town's first XI would beat Englands women comfortably
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>>77272671
>dhobi
kek
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>>77273131
Not a fucking chance the standard is awful
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>>77273138
This tbqh I feel for you guys
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>>77273131
>>77273154
I guess even the utter rubbish nations at the bottom of the WCL could beat the best women's teams.
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>>77273097
Only Haryana
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>>77273188
fairly confident even a /cric/ 11 with quotas could beat the women's teams
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Taking out my bus tonight. Any of my desi lads up for a ride. Might pick up some bhabhiats on the way.
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>>77273210
>with quotas
Fuck off saffer
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I can alone beat 11 women
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Hyped for upcoming tests.
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JUST
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>>77273291
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>>77273291
>>77273348

You really need to fuck off with this stupid shitposting against Indians. They are good posters and the time when 'POO IN LOO' was banter has long passed.
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>>77273409
>t.Indian
also implying anyone on cric cares about bhangis shitting on the street
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>>77273248
kek'd
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>>77273493

What's a bhangi?
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>>77273519
Look it up, bong.
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>>77273567

Ok got that, but then what the fuck is a bhabhiats?
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>>77273713
Women basically. Some way /cric/ poster's bastardization of bhabhi I'm guessing.
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>>77273713
>>77273856
Fucking newfags
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wow-hot-a-what-baabhabhiat
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>>77273939
kek
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Are there hooligans in cricket?
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>>77274094
No. Cricket is a sport of peace.
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>>77266828
How are them toilet witches?
>POO
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>losing to pakis twice in the final in the same year
Smh
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>>77268044
love this comment
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>40 different posters
>11 different flags
love the diversity in our community chaps
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>>77276541
Here's one more different poster
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>>77276429
No pakis in this team actually.
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morning
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>>77268332
lel fuck off
poomunity is India's greatest gift
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ban expired lads ama
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https://www.fb.com/CliveFrederickPalmer/videos/1588854334467431/
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Assault on Precinct 13 for tonight lads
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tipping the bangladesh tour to be cancelled
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>>77286324
Did you make the /cric/ thread that got deleted?
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another trip to filter
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>>77286609
yeah mate
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got banned for "spamming/flooding" because I posted pic related on /afl/ twice and had all my posts deleted

note for the jannies: I am not complaining about moderation this is presented without comment
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hate dumpf
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love Trump
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love trump's hate
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I wish Britain colonised us
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>>77286824
tell me about cricket in laos

how long till you get test status?
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I try not to judge people by their gender, race, religion, sexuality, politics. But if I see you using a Kashmir willow, Imma judge you hardcore.
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>>77286825
we usually dry them out first and then fry them in sesame seed oil. some people farm them but currently its all small scale stuff like producing 5 or 7kg per cycle. as for when they get tested... well usually by street vendors who want to see if the product is good.

Please eat our food
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extra bug 10 baht
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I can't watch cricket any more because I don't believe in cutting down trees for recreation
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>>77286825
>>77286824
are the pitches in laos more or less opener unfriendly than the ones in sri lanka?
who is the best fast bowler in laos?
what steps is dear leader Bounnhang Vorachith undertaking to ensure the growth of the game?
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watched Sicario last night

really an excellent movie. Don't watch any trailers because they all have spoilers
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business idea: a full strength Indochina
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>>77287058
good film. dinner table scene is kino
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>>77287059
reckon they'd roll >us in a war
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>>77287066
really enjoyed the shootout on the road myself

pure kino in build up and execution

emily blunt is also my waifu
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just mattposted on another board lads
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Business proposal:
Cricketsnooker
I reckon it has the potential to become bigger than chessboxing
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>>77287077
tell us more
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>>77287099
The winner of the coin toss breaks, the batting side are only allowed to score runs if they hit the ball out of the circle and the fielding team can only run out the batters when they've potted at least 1 ball. There'd be a 10 second shot clock and for ball potted by the bowling side runs are deducted from the batting side and the batting side gains bonus runs for each ball they pot. The innings end after the batting team is run out or all balls are potted.
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Really think my idea can take off
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>>77287159
i dont understand, guess i'd have to see it in action
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>>77286963
Lillee had the right idea all along.
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>>77287181
willow is murder
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>>77287173
Just sent the ECB an email to see if they'd be interested in trying it out at the ashes
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went for a high elf on skyrim lads
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What do you guys think of Khali's return last night?
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who is the greatest australian novelist?
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>>77287243
dunno wasn't watching
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>>77287268
kek
KEK

honestly couldn't tell you mate, they're all so fucking shit
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>>77287269
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Funerals is actually a great album where did it go wrong for Arcade Fire
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>>77287306
hate that band 2bh
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>>77287320
yeah me too but Funerals is a 7.5/10
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reckon this is still the peak of music humour
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just watched a video of a hog killing a pitbull
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>>77287071
>emily blunt is also my waifu
Sick taste fampai


>tfw no gf
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>>77287306
Funeral is good tbqh. Neon Bible was very meh, Suburbs was okayish, and Reflektor was different and polarizing, I personally enjoyed the title track.
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>>77287714
yeah I loved the title track, but that was about it for that album
really baffles me how so many people are obsessed with Neon Bible and Suburbs though. They border on being unlistenable for me
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>>77287727
It didn't take me long to get over Western Indie rock music. I occasionally still hear NMH and Bon Iver but that's about it.
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> Women’s World Cup success moves cricket closer to Olympic return in 2024
>Popularity of women’s tournament has helped sway the ICC and the IOC
>India’s BCCI will meet on Wednesday to discuss its support, seen as vital
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jul/24/womens-world-cup-cricket-olympic-games-2024
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>>77287856
why only women

bunch of bullshit, the T20 world cup should be on a 4 year cycle with the Olympics in the middle of each cycle for men
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>>77287880
are you retarded? did you even read the article?
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>>77287886
maybe
no
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yeah I'm a bit stupid lads
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from memory the main problem is the ECB as opposed to the BCCI in the case of the Olympics though
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>>77287917
that's was back in the clare era though. according to the article the ecb is in favour of having cricket at the olympics as well
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>>77287946
kek, I really need to read more

that's excellent news then. It could do wonders for cricket.
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>>77286358
http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/20143610/players-endorse-compromise-amid-further-ceo-talks
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>>77287236
backs against the walls lads we've got a bender in the thread
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>>77269294
Date an Indian woman.
They rarely exceed 3/10, and are more likely to be in to cricket.
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>>77288255
There are plenty of attractive indian girls. Them being ugly is a meme propagated by Americans that have never seen one
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I think we should change cricket balls to the softer variety for professional games in light of Phil Hughes tragic death
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>>77288287
Nigger, I live in an area with hundreds of thousands of them.
There are a few hotties I've seen, but they are definitely the exception to the rule.
Even nigresses tend to be more attractive, on average.
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>>77288351
I prefer a desi qt to hwite anyday desu. Tastes vary. I would agree that women on an average are less attractive in India according to the racial definition of the "Indian race" through a western point of view. But the pretty ones are very attractive. I prefer the prettiest Indian women to the prettiest White women, any day. All white women look the same to me, same for Asians. But at least chinks are cute.
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>>77287856
How are the pitches in Paris?
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think indian girls are fit
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>see /sp/ talk shit about /cric/ in other threads
>visit poomunity
>poomunity is based

wtf I hate /sp/ now
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>>77288554
people hate what they dont understand
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>>77288554
who was talking shit about us? /hoc/?
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>hockey
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>search for shivam mavi indian u-19 player on facebook
>a birth year of 1996 is indicated on his profile
HMMMMMM
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>>77288810
scandalous
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Contemplating not watching another cricket match for the rest of the year
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>>77288851
>skipping the ashes
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I hate how much the Indians love Virat. A single player shouldn't be able to exert that much authority over the fucking cricket board.

The kind of stuff that he complained about was Kumble selecting Pujara against Pissrat's wishes, even though it was Pujara that fucking saved them from losing at home to Australia. The fact that a disagreement with selections alone managed to cause a change in coach after one (1) year is laughable. Clarke occasionally disagreed with coaches, but Arthur only got axed when he permanently destroyed his relationship with the players over the homework meme. I can't think of any other incident like this off the top of my head. Maybe Greg Chappell with India, I don't know, but even that was because of more deep seated issues than Kumble telling Kohli what to do.
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>>77288855
I don't take this decision lightly
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>“I haven’t seen Stoneman bat live." Trevor Bayliss
Farce
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>>77288851
why
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>Ravi Shastri tends to say amazing things.

>"Mine will be a refresh button that will be pushed," he promised upon being appointed. He also made the outlandish claim: "I have matured immensely in the last two weeks
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Josh writes: I spotted fast-bowler-turned-muscle-mountain Chris Tremlett on the Jubliee Line yesterday. I say "spotted" but it was difficult to miss him - especially in a lilac shirt (unbuttoned to nipple-level, obviously) and a pair of bright white trousers. He got off at St John's Wood, so I presume he was going to day three of the Lord's Test. Although perhaps there's just a really good protein shake store on St John's Wood High Street or something.

Anyway, he was carrying a Sainsbury's carrier bag (contents unknown) and had quite severe sweat patches developing on said lilac shirt. Couldn't hear most of the conversation he was having with a mate, but I did catch the words "Alex Hales" and "terrible" although not necessarily in relation to each other. Suppose they could have been though."
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>>77287606
Link?
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>>77288868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jetMof5Jwk

Why are cricketers so butthurt about "disagreements" and being told what to do by their superiors?
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>>77289197
pitbulls deserve it

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61d_1424441597
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>>77289232
Innit literal nigger tier dogs
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>>77289298
yeah i watched the professer green documentary on bbc which led to find all kind of shit on liveleak
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'B-but pitbull is the 20th most likely breed of dog to bite you'
yeah difference is a pitbull is a bit harder to fight off than anything else
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>>77289199
>debonair blog
Some of my earliest fap memories
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>>77289411
Question. I am a 22-year-old woman and I will be moving abroad to study. My friends tell me that the sexual organs of men of different races are much larger than the sexual organs of Indian men. Is it true? Is it also true then that the vagina of European women is larger than the vagina of Indian women? This information has me very worried. If I should engage in sex with foreigners, then, am I likely to experience a lot of pain because of these physical differences?
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evening
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>>77289472
>Is it also true then that the vagina of European women is larger than the vagina of Indian women?
Pic related
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>>77289846
india must have more virgins than any other country, even per capita
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>>77289908
Don't think so. Just look at the population. Plus I know my parents will set me up with someone after some years.
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>>77290065
yeah but people dont tend to get couple up/have sex before marriage do they, must be loads of young virgins. see a disproportionate number of virgin posts from indians on 4chan too
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>>77290264
Arranged marriages are still a thing in India, iirc
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>>77290264
>yeah but people dont tend to get couple up/have sex before marriage do they
They do nowadays. Times are changing.
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poo in the loo x
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>>77288769
It was in the gookmoot meta thread>>77288769
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>>77266828
Cricket question.

How is 228 divided by 7 greater than 219?
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>>77290822
228 is more runs than 219

the /7 is the number of wickets down
india lost all their wickets

england won by 9 runs
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>>77290852
>/ is not the symbol for division

Don't you people know maths?
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>>77290879
it normally is but not there
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>Runs/Wickets
Meme
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2 daddy long legs are fighting in my room right now it's getting quite heated
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How will the China/India border dispute affect cricket in the region?
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China CANNOT annex Bhutan as they're destined to become the 15th test nation
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When is Tajikistan getting a cricket team?
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>>77293278
What countries have it reversed? Australia?
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>>77290822
It's similar to Hearts and golf, the team with the lowest score wins.
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>>77288868
>I hate how much the Indians love Virat. A single player shouldn't be able to exert that much authority over the fucking cricket board.

the aussies are terrible in regards to this with warner,warne,and others all being golden boys carrying the team.

the commentators get to biased to their home team.

>should be neutral commentators for every match desu. ie aus vs eng should be commentated on by a sri lankan. ind vs pak should be commentated on by a south african.

>>77294930
afghanistan are pretty good and it spread from pakistan to there so maybe because tajikistan is on the border with afghanistan. but it would probably take afghanistan to get much better and win a world cup or something for the tajiks to pay attention.
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>>77296818
Listen to hindi commentary, it's fucking retarded and incredibly biased.
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>>77289472
I thought that bigger is better and women are thrilled by the fear of pain.
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these ladies are all well and good
but could I get some pandering of some memes you're looking forward to in 2019
>pic related
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I honestly think 5 a side cricket could be the next big thing
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>>77294930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3kYtffLx8c
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tipping a sri lanka series win
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watched dunkirk last night ama
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>>77298581
mark out of ten?
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>>77298632
mark wood is 9/10 no homo
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Cricket on shitty sport watch
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>>77298725
your shitty
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>>77298792
His shitty what?
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>>77298650
tell me your score arpit
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I have a message for Ankush
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>>77299203
PM me.
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>>77298725
t.brainlet
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/sp/ is literally TEEMING with wogs and i hate it, go in any wogball thread and an aussie flag is pretty much the most common flag. something must be done about this
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Hey ind/cric/ I just heard The Great Khali came back to wrestling.

Are you cunts happy or nah?
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>>77296818
commentary is bias yeah, that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about
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>>77296988
>rambo in tests

can't wait
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>>77299343
[2]
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Tell me about Zachy B
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>>77299193
7/10
i mean it's well made and it has interesting study of the psyche of soldiers but i didn't enjoy it as much as i thought i would, it's overhyped and definitely not nolan's best either
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>>77298581
literally just got back from it

reckon it's nolan's best myself but I also think nolan is a hack. 7.5/10 if I'm generous
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>>77300285
i was a kid when i watched memento and prestige so i reckon you maybe right
i don't want to go back and destroy the image i have of his movies tbqh, growing up sucks
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>>77300268
the cancer is terminal
he has lost all his hair from treatment
he will not live to see the ashes
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ahh just got a fucking ripper of an idea for the next thread
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>>77300454
*steals your idea*
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>>77300463
nah this is actually inspired I guarantee it will be a top 3 cric thread
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>>77299936
Khali seems like a simpleton. He's a great lad though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByoKOG3Y-bI
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when's something going to happen with cricket
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http://www.espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/20144847/jp-duminy-released-squad-rest-series
kek
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someone come up with a theme and let's all post our XIs based on that theme
always a good time
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what are some /cric/core films?
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how about dogshit XI featuring the shittest players to have ever played more than 5 tests
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>>77300581
King Arthur 2017
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>>77300583
maybe exclude bangladesh and zim too as just too many really bad players to keep track of, something like

alex hales
shan masood
gary balance
jp duminy
daniel flynn
ryan hinds
kamran akmal (w)
adil rashid
dilhara fernando
aziz cheema
darren powell
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>>77300581
Lagaan
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for me:
Hamilton Masakadza
Vikram Rathour
Mark Ramprakash
Floyd Reifer
Ravi Bopara/Brendan Nash
Courtney Browne (wk)
Nicky Boje
Chris Harris
XD
Nathan Bracken
Lonwabo Tsotsobe
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nicky boje wasnt that bad
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shall watch the 3 hour redux of Dune 1984 tonight lads
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submitting primer as /cric/core
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>>77298650
I personally do not find Nolan as impressive as others do. Films like Inception, Dark Knight, and Interstellar are merely 7/10's to me. How much would I enjoy Dunkirk?
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think my mum fancies the builder
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>>77300769
Lynch's finest
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>>77300906
Always bet on the tradies
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>>77300898
dark knight- 8/10
inception-5/10
interstellar-9/10

nolan haters need to fuck off to reddit
>>
>>77300913
hate the original
hate what I've seen of the redux even more

love Lynch though and maintain that Dune wasn't his fault
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>>77300915
>interstellar-9/10
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>>77300915
Wait, I thought Reddit loves Nolan.
>>
>>77300927
t.brainlet

you dont understand interstellar
>>
>>77300914
no shit, i swear i've seen this cunt on the 109 today in melbourne. looks like he just got out of the joint and was on victoria street buying meth or heroine.

but then again, all junkies look the same after a few hits.
>>
>>77300948
he's reddit's guy
>>77300951
only brainlets think there's anything to understand in that pseudo intellectual shitheap
>>
>>77300948
Yeah, that's the circlejerk on /tv/. But /tv/ love Dunkirk, so go figure..
>>
>>77300961
t.brainlet
>>
I really think Bopara should get another call up for the test side
>>
>>77300998
stop undermining my list
>>
F R O T?
>>
cricket is like god in india
a great fan following
people love to watch
>>
ind vs pak match people watching like a third world war is here
ITs great
>>
>>77301141
do pakistan next
>>
cricket is like god in pakistan
a great fan following
people love to watch
>>
>>77300474
What/when is it
>>
>>77301210
wait and see
>>
Carrot rope, feed my thrill
I got beat by weather
Carrot rope, feed my thrill
It's time to get me off of the ground
The wicket keeper is down
>>
The specific pair of socks I choose and the selection available at the beginning of every day hugely impacts my capacity to enjoy the experiences of the day.
Only comfy wool socks, please, but not too bulky, thanks; don't wanna stretch out these boots, y'know.
This morning I'm wearing some middle tier Kathmandu socks. The elastic around the ankles is all stretched out, allowing wisps of cold air in and sagging into the back of my boots.
The material is a cheaper wool/elastin blend. Warm, but a little plasticy and lacking in cushioning grace.
As if to rub it in further, the material is dyed in places a grotesque fluro green.
I don't know why I ever bought these socks, but I do know that I resent the previous self who lacked the foresight to prevent this B grade experience from coming to be this present moment I inhabit.
All 14 identical pairs of my cosy Costco socks are in the wash.
I didn't realise my predicament, as I had allowed an assortment of hats and scarves to accumulate on my sock shelf, obscuring my view of the selection at hand and lulling me into a misplaced optimism.
I will take stock of this oversight and better my future self and circumstance.
>>
a full strength new south wales
>>
>>77300898
it isn't a movie for pseuds like inception or insterstellar, so you'd probably enjoy it more than those at the least
>>
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Tell me about him.
>>
>>77301156
India-Pak test in Pakistan when? I'll be called an anti national for suggesting this but I really miss the days we used to have such games.
>>
Now that the constitutional to do list is like 5 points long, probably a good time to just scrap the whole thing and have a do over as a Republic.
>>
>>77296988
Based Afghanistan will win a world cup in the next 20 years.
>>
>>77301454
2 mutual friends
>>
roland belford death by hanging when?
>>
the face of republicanism

>western Australia
>>
>>77301483
agree with rolly there
>>
>>77301531
good english lad
>>
reminder australians are the next step in anglo evolution
>>
>>77301542
he does look classically english, makes his treason all the more infuriating

>>77301533
t.beppe di marco
>>
>>77301650
literally come from 50% english stock
>>
>>77301681
and the other 50?
>>
>>77301730
irish
>>
i am 50% english 12.5% swiss german 25% welsh 12.5% bulgarian gypsy
>>
100% unparalleled cricketing knowledge
>>
Test cricket = Carnatic
ODI = Hindustani Classical
T20 = Punjabi/Bhangra
>>
you all know strikingly less about cricket than me, you're all just pawns on the chessboard, vastly inferior on the knowledge stakes
>>
I remember every run owais shah ever scored
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you arise from your bed in chelmsford
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There's far too many cricket pseuds in this general for my liking
>>
cricket should be renamed zachyb
>>
tell me about roland, why did he refuse my fb friend request?
>>
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hadnt consumed a drop of alcohol in like two weeks but i had some wine with lunch today and from there i just dont really dont know how to stop
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>>77302562
Stop consuming wicked poisons
>>
>>77302571
he's literally a brainlet version of his brother
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpoMzsDL7z4
>>
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this is the face of a man who knows more about cricket than you
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>>77302006
My Bro met him at a table cricket charity even for autistic people. Good lad I've heard
>>
>>77302610
t. boomer manchild
>>
>>77302852
peter hitchens really isnt a very interesting thinker
his iq is at least 15 points lower than his brother
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeccAtqd5K8

/cric/core
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqRF6UkW4iM
>>
>>77302610
Teenage is idolizing Christopher.
Adulthood is realizing Peter makes more sense.
>>
>>77303411
lol, peter is literally a brainlet, his arguments bbasically consist of herrr derr drugs are to blame for everything, hes too cowardly to even call out islam. not sure what kind of bullshit you have swallowed to think like that, reddit maybe? Christopher was literally a brainiac

childhood is reddit and thinking peter is something to admire
adulthood is 4chan and realizing his patrician, brainiac brother was right all along
>>
>>77303597
Peter = infinitechan
Jordan = 4chan
Dawkins = reddit
Christopher = facebook
>>
>>77303678
4chan=christopher, jordan (brainiacs)
reddit=peter, dawkins ( brainlets)
>>
>>77303597
Strawman of the highest order
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgZht3uwVtY

How can a body move the speed of light
And still find itself in such a rut?
>>
>>77303840
ermm how?
>>
i literally exude knowledge and intelligence
>>
>>77303888
He doesn't think drugs are to blame for everything he thinks they're a symptom of ineffective policing but Brainlets deliberately mischaracterise his arguments because they don't like the fact that he considers them immoral
>>
>>77303938
he just isnt very interesting
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Nsy4h8rD4
>>
dear god i know so much about cricket
>>
>>77304146
Is this zachy b?
How does the condition of a pitch effect the play
>>
electric wind godfist
>>
Is this/brainlet_general/?
>>
>>77304174
'affect' is the verb but obv thats a very complex question, you'd have to be more specific
>>
>>77304622
no, this is the brainiac general, have absolutely no time for casual sports i.e. football

test cricket is intrinsically high IQ
>>
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if test cricket wasn't the brainiac sport of choice, i would have liked another sport instead
>>
tell me about cricket in järvenpää, finland
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nru6NHBSL1I
>>
>>77304903
How are the pitches like in järvenpää, finland?
>>
Post female Cricket QTs
>>
>>77304903
tell me about the pesapallo world cup, Finland.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEE-Hl80fFk
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZIFmApDADs

it haunts my days
haunts my daa--yssss
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uc9r1uf5ms

you are the voice that's been calling me back hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome
>>
some say the end is near
some say will see Armageddon soon
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONEQzUkOQUc
>>
>>77302136
I take the next plane home
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiI8TYXGpJ8
>>
Just saw Sachin a billion dreams. Very inspiring lads
>>
anyone seen that bodyline miniseries with Hugo Weaving in it?
>>
>>77299203
hello brother
>>
word is stoinis is moving back to WA
>>
1st Test, India tour of Sri Lanka at Galle, Jul 26-Jul 30

India
15/0 (4.1 ov)
>>
Elite truth bomb coming through:
Cricket sucks lol
>>
41/1 (9.6 ov)
>>
Daniel's band is named after the street he lived in.
>>
india u19-519 & 173/6d


england u19-195 & 132/7 (40.0 ov, target 498)


welp
>>
>>77310098
this was confirmed months ago
>>
Kamlesh Nagarkoti on elite watch
>>
Broke my arm lads
>>
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/malcolm-roberts-spotted-discreetly-watching-sachin-tendulkar-highlights-office/
>>
kohli out in the first over after lunch
>>
pujara is elite
>>
>>77311457
you're following tests now? :o
>>
Tell me about dhawan
>>
the new cricinfo design is fucking retarded. can't even see properly how a batsman was dismissed
>>
>>77311463
have for awhile
>>
>>77311465
shit
>>
>>77300583
>>
>>77311477
oh
>>
pujara and rahane might be the only Indians I like

typed with my left hand
>>
>>77311470
worst thing is you cant even easily copy and paste the scores any more. smdh
>>
>>77311530
this is what REALLY pisses me off
>>
>statscunt can't copypaste from steve smith's statsguru page anymore
lmao
>>
>>77311457
close enough
>>
love a good pissrat failure
>>
>>77311558
statsguru is still more or less the same from memory
>>
>doesn't statpad against minnows
based fucking kohli lads
>>
>>77311731
all I remember him doing from last year if I'm honest
>>
>>77311731
is he to good to score runs at this point?
>>
>>77311712
Good
Hope they keep it that way
>>
Kohli's career was literally ruined by SOK
>>
>>77311752
Is it true he might not get selected again because he said something rude to a female?
>>
>>77311766
you've got to remember he's also had a lot of disciplinary problems before that. He got drunk and tried to beat up a bouncer just last year.

and yeah, he hasn't been selected for the Bangladesh touring squad
>>
>>77311752
>SOK
Literally who
>>
>>77311777
Steve O'Keefe m8
>>
tonight's film: Hell or High Water
>>
Pissrat dropped when
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>>77311786
K I N O G R A P H E
>>
steve smith is a #testmatchbully
>>
mooby: "Was watching the video of Virat's dismissal here on cricinfo and to my surprise Virat's eyes were closed when the ball sniffed through the edge. I would say poor batting."
>>
>>77311830
probably was blinking
>>
Pujara reminds me of the classic Indian batsmen before this memeswing meme came in
>>
Sri Lanka are so shit
>>
still beat australia tho lol
>>
>>77311937
us btfo
>>
seriously, what the fuck has happened to your poomunity?

I mean it was always poothetic but now it's 90% posts from some brit tripfag that aren't coherent, funny or related to cricket

should probably consider just disbanding altogether ttttt (to tell the truth, though)

t. /rug/
>>
>>77311948
Daniel
>>
fuck I;m getting fat
>>
>>77311948
O fug lads seem's like we got btfo
Shan't be posting here again. Ta!
>>
The Kohli meme is finally over
>>
What is it Banglabro?
>>
>>77312038
did it ever start?
>>
>>77311811
really was
>>
boring test
>>
>>77312144
I genuinely dislike subcontinent tests. The best cricket is played in England and South Africa.
>>
I kinda enjoy games on dustbowls. The first test in Australia's tour (Pune?) was fun. Roads that offer a bit of turn are fucking boring though. I either want cerebral swing or fast and short shit.

There is NOTHING entertaining about this shit.
>>
>India have amassed 399 runs in a day, their third-highest, in this regard

Garbage cricket
>>
going to watch dunkirk later
>>
>>77312280
wasn't kino
>>
>>77311948
the virgin post
>>
>>77312285
it was
>>
>>77312285
Utter plebe
>>
>>77312322
>>77312325
nolan is a hack
it's his best movie but it's a bit shit
>>
tell me about cricket in Adelaide
>>
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>>77312332
>a hack
not an argument
>>
>>77312066
It's the meme that shaped 21st century cricket
>>
>>77312360
they fucking love it but they're also fucking shit at it
lehmann, the chappells and that's it
>>
>>77312384
why are they shit at it?
>>
>>77312392
they're shit at every sport

New South Wales and Victoria are the cricket powerhouses while Victoria and arguably Western Australia dominate footy
>>
>>77312403
is south australian cricket fixable?
>>
>>77312407
it's in one of the better states its been in for quite a while

they don't produce any good international players, but they never really did anyway. Their shield team is decent though and Travis Head could be alright in a couple of years
>>
rahul
tamim
pujara
root
smith
stokes
de kock
amir
rabada
hazlewood
herath
>>
>>77312437
shocking opener selections
>>
>>77312450
reckon ive nailed it
>>
i've nailed yer mum last nite lmao xD #topbanter
>>
>>77312586
tell me about the EU team of the 2040s, i hear they rivalled mark taylor's side in terms of greatness
>>
>>77312604
my favourite players were Mphikeleli Abelo, Azarafrooz Kermani and Rik van der Laarman
>>
'ning to the smiths
>>
thank god my ancestors obeyed the law

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4730718/Is-biggest-spider-EVER.html

not even once lads
>>
imo anyone that didn't break the law during the convict period was being selfish and has negatively affected their family's lifestyle
>>
Afghanistan will win a world cup by 2030
>>
Toby Roland-Jones will make his Test debut in the 100th Test at The Oval
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzyFV2Ef--8
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cyh30uCcbk
kino
>>
>>77313028
;(
>>
tell me about clay muganda
>>
really not looking forward to watching dunkirk

the millionth blockbuster
>>
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>>
>>77313501
wow that's shit. I'm so glad my ancestors were criminals and escaped europe
>>
>>77313518
literally had over 270 l/m2 of rain this july. normally we get 80-90 l/m2 of rain over both july and august
>>
>>77313540
forgot to attached this
>>
really sad that my ancestors procreated tttt
>>
>>77313540
I'd literally be killing myself, there's nothing worse than humidity.

We had a cyclone come through up north a couple of years back, so the weather was sitting at a consistent 35+ but with 80-90% humidity. It was easily the worst experience in my life. I don't know how people living on the equator like Ankush can manage it.
>>
http://www.espncricinfo.com/series/711505/scorecard/711515/Pakistan-Under-19s-vs-Afghanistan-Under-19s--Afghanistan-Under-19s-tour-of-Pakistan


tell me about this cricket match
>>
why dont you guys come to /hoc/ anymore
>>
>>77314188
what's there to see?
>>
>>77313629
not one of them were actually under 19
>>
>>77314234
on either side tbf
>>
>>77314264
yeah that's what I said
>>
remember when younis accidentally said that he was something like 6 years older than his official age?
>>
>>77314275
didn't say you didn't really chill ur beans
>>
I've got a migraine lads i can't sleep lol how are you guys going?
>>
>>77314386
yeah alright mate
>>
>>77314449
Good to hear m8
>>
I feel like having a big rig would improve my life immeasurably
>>
>cricket has no boundaries
>field is clearly marked by a boundary
explain yourselves bongs
>>
>>77266828
to the words or dil dil pakistan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHeQUtRsMLU

stick a dil-do up your bum
dildo up your buuum
dildo up your bum
dildo up your bum
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nYG6Armd9o
>>
>>77315099
>american humour
>>
Lads what are the sides chosen for tomorrow's game?
>>
dunkirk-6/10
>>
>>77315729
holy shit forgot its tomorrow thought it was tuesday for some reason
>>
>>77316233
>2017
>being a contrarian

>>77316257
Ease off the wacky baccy lad
>>
>>77316281
6/10 is an alright score
>>
>>77316501
Slightly above average isnt great

Also why is there a rivalry betwixt /cric/ and /hoc/?
>>
>>77316841
dont think its a great movie tttt


and not sure
>>
faggots you better stop coming and shitting up /hoc/. if you dont stop i will sic finland on this sorry general

you have been warned
>>
/cric/ is a Worcestershire general and I'd like you to respect that by having a serious discussion in this thread and all future threads about the current state of Worcestershire's team, your favourite players/matches of the past, what you think about the management of the club, etc.

I'll start with the contentious, but entirely accurate, statement that Joe Clarke is a future England cricketer and the sooner we get him in the side, the better.
>>
Can't wait for this thread to reach the bump limit. Need to see what the aussie has in store for us.
>>
>>77318685
It's going to be great
>>
pay dispute has me sweating lads, really want to see some test cricket next month
>>
can we not make 37 more posts until tomorrow? I'm going to be out all night but I really want to make the next thread
>>
>>77326339
I'm a frayed knot
Can't you just make a new one anyway
>>
surely england wont pick liam dawson again, hope not
>>
India

578/8 (129.0 ov)
>>
>>77326300
Support the union or fuck off and die.
>>
Moeen ali and Rashid are Pakistanis not English
>>
>>77327019
Shut up u egg
>>
just tuning in
>>
How about the cricket
>>
Tell me about Dawid Malan
>>
>>77327117
Dawid Malan put himself on the verge of an England call-up with a record-breaking performance for England Lions against Sri Lanka A in Northampton in 2016. Malan, the Lions' captain and elder statesman, struck an unbeaten 185 from 126 balls - a record for the Lions or England A in List A cricket, beating 168 by Ravi Bopara against West Indies A in Worcester in 2010.

Such exploits looked bound to bring him an England T20 debut when he was named in the squad to face Sri Lanka at the Ageas Bowl, only for him to lose out to the local boy James Vince. But he put all that behind him with an excellent all-round season for Middlesex, striking three hundreds in their title-winning campaign and scoring heavily in T20 before heading for the Bangladesh Premier League.

Malan is a bludgeoning left-handed batsman possessed of power and panache. His progress has been undermined by inconsistency and a penchant for soft dismissals, but he came to the fore in spectacular style in 2015 when he set career-bests with big hundreds in all three formats of the game.

He began with an unbeaten 115 off 64 balls as Middlesex beat Sussex at Hove, damaging a Ferrari with one of his three sixes. An unbeaten 182 in the Championship soon followed as he transformed a Championship match against Nottinghamshire at Trent Bridge in July and to round it off he hit an unbeaten 156 as Middlesex completed their Royal London One-Day Cup campaign with victory against Glamorgan at Lord's.

Born in Roehampton but brought up in South Africa, he made his first-class debut for Boland in 2005-06. In 2006 he played 2nd XI cricket for both Middlesex and Worcestershire, making his first-team debut for Middlesex in front of 20,000 people in a T20 Cup match at The Oval. He struggled to find a first-team spot the following season but in 2008 took his chance in style.
>>
>>77327117

he always looks unwashed
>>
>>77327131
Tell me more
>>
>>77327140
>>77327140
>>77327140
>>77327140
MATCH THREAD
>>
how many times has sky told the tony greig grovel story? at least 50
Thread posts: 477
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