Official UFC on FOX Thread #5

Favorite female fighter?

>>77263440
the reem

>>77263399
>>77263315
SOMEONE DO IT FFS

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Jones fans are subhuman waste

jon jones is freaking shook

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>>77263440
no one else can compare

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>>77263440

>>77263440
ur mum

Just tuned in. Has this been a good card top to bottom? Heard there were some spicy heems

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>Another all girl season of the ultimate fighter
sign me up la

Jon Jones suppressing dem psychotic urges to actually murder DC

DC suppressing those urges to succ Jones as per usual

what's next for chris after this loss? bellator and trt?

>>77263440
reem

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>UFC still shilling the "Weidman would win if he didn't throw a wheelkick" meme

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There can be only one!

Hype promos are really annoying when you've sat through the whole bloody card

I give Weidman about a 0% chance of winning haha he's going to lose then start crying

>>77263440
This loser is here ALL DAY and NIGHT

>>77263469
the 2 most watched seasons of TUF since 2013 have been ronda and joanna lmfao

>>77263458
Chris took like 1,000 punches that night. One of the worst prolonged beatdowns I've ever seen.

Thats nice of the ufc letting two retarded guys fight in the co and mainevent

>>77263475

Jon is 100% on the juice now

Look at his fucking neck

This will be Jonathan Bonacious Jones' second fight since USADA came into effect.

BET THE HOUSE ON MINI-CAIN

I really hope Chris wins, I'm seriously afraid he'll commit suicide if he loses again

>>77263479
>implying Weidman wasnt winning on the feet

>>77263462
Who's that bird?

how does kelvin win this fight ?

Weidman will win

You're all gonna eat your woods

The whole world is gonna eat their woods

Jones is going to get run over by a pregnant woman high on cocaine and the fight will be cancelled, screencap this

>>77263440
Briscoe Swamp

Will you all apologise and try to jump back on the team when The Chris wins?

>Fox Sports fans predict this fight 54/46 for Weidman
>/heem/ picks this fight 54/46 for Gastelum (based on a preliminary count)

>lucks out against silva twice in a fucking row
>barely beats old past his prime machida
>almost gets koed by a fucking no testosterone vitor


How can anyone think this guy is good? kelvin is going to destroy this dude. cap this.

>>77263331
how bout u go an fuck off my video then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

>>77263511
you forgot while injecting steroids

>>77263462
slag

>>77263464
a cute

>>77263475
tsundere

This is it for me lads, time to either keep going or simply give in

Who /notreadyformyboytoberetired/ here? Gastelum is going to annihilate him.

>>77263508
KO, TKO, Sub, or decision

California about to Heem Jew York

>>77263511
You usually screencap things people don't expect

>>77263471
nursing home or he dies in the ring and graveyard

>>77263496
HE'S TAKIN DA SHIT DAT MAKE YE HEAD GROW

>>77263518
you'll be counting stars if you don't stfu with your stupid calculations, i submitted 14 picks you idiot

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>>77263528
>slag
kys

Guys last night I had a spoopy dream in which Gastelum was holding a dead baby
What does it mean ??

based taco warrior here we go

>>77263525
Hunto calm down Brock isn't coming back it was false news

>>77263525
wow so aggressive n tough bro u feelin' #drunk?

>>77263544
>still no proof

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NO I WON'T BACK DOWN

If (when) Wideman loses, does he get cut? He'd be 0-4 in his last 4. Would WME let Bellator have him?

>>77263552
she's trailer trash

>>77263555
>poopy

It means Weidman dies.

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>>77263440
There's only one answer

the new matchmakers blow

anyone else notice worse matchups?

>>77263523
Who has Kelvin beaten?

NOTHING COMPARES

NO THING COMPARES

2U

lost my parlay with elkins.
Now weidfuck can lose, fuck it! Common rectangle torso man!

areeba andale andale

>>77263562
go enter a pi recitation contest you dweeb

>>77263529
time to keep going

I WON'T BACK DOWN

Gastelum choosing something from El Chapos personal collection for the walk in

weedman getting heemd Kevin has better hands, I feel sorry for weedman man he was badly fooled by his Anderson wins

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thenotoriousmma
Sparring today.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW3xRnGAiIB

>>77263568
Nah they'll feed him to an up and comer and then drop him.

>>77263598
Man it's been some time.

Taller man wins 90% of the time with this much height advantage. I bet 10 BTC on this, so I'm confident.

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>>77263574
close 1

>>77263568
They'd keep him and string him along like Vitor unless he gets a decent offer I think. Hopefully he just retires

SAID I WONT BACK DOWN!

Bovada has The Chris at +900 to win in the second round.

It's LITERALLY free money.

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These mashup walkout tracks are always complete gash

Didn't Jones already use this song?

>2017

>backing down

>No "no I won't back down" song

What does Chris mean by this?

>>77263585
He's about to beat the shit out a fraud.. Think about me when kelvin h bombs weidman after dropping him.

what's this nigga shit music

CHRIS IS WINNING THIS

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Who does heem use?

>>77263617
bookies love him

Weedman is going sleepy

WHAT IS THIS ENTRANCE MUSIC? THE CHRIS ISN'T MY BOY ANYMORE

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>there are brainlets ITT who aren't watching the WSOP final three stream and UFC on Fox main event at the same time

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>>77263611

>>77263628
SHOOK

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Boys just got here, what did I miss tonight

Oh god Chris looks like he's walking out to his execution...this is going to be horrific. He's fucking crying on the way to the ring.

>>77263607
glad to see him renting more expensive cars

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>>77263569

NEW YORK

Reminder Woodley already destroyed Kelvin Gastelum and Wonderboy who destroyed Whittaker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-DMAZb5Upw

>no WON'T BACK DOWN

Weidman can lose now for all I care, wgaf.

>no won't back down

fuck this

Really quite a proletariat, pleb walk in

Me? Why id choose some Mozart or Chopin

>walking out with an american flag against an american in america
what did he mean by this?

>>77263636
Ryu if I really wanna win. Otherwise Zangief or Vega for meme magic

weidman's walkout music mixtape is so fucken stupid

WONDERBOY SIGHTED

NO I WON'T BACK DOWN

>>77263660
I TAKE IT BACK

>>77263636
Akuma

imagine having to live every day knowing Yoel Romery permanantly fucked your facial structure

>THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO LITERALLY THINK WEIDMAN HAS A CHANCE IN THIS FIGHT


PAHAHAHAH TELL ME NOW SO I KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU RETARD CASUALS ARE.

his face is looking less deformed

Got goofed by weidman he wont back down

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>>77263636
Has anyone ever walked out to Guile's Theme?

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>>77263462
>80s hair metal groupie
f u g g

CHRIS!
>CHRIS!
CHRIS!
>CHRIS!
CHRIS!
>CHRIS!
CHRIS!
>CHRIS!
CHRIS!
>CHRIS!
CHRIS!
>CHRIS!
CHRIS!
>CHRIS!
CHRIS!
>CHRIS!
CHRIS!
>CHRIS!
CHRIS!
>CHRIS!
CHRIS!
>CHRIS!

>>77263654
yeah she'd be a stripper in some shitty town with a population of like 300 if it werent for mma

>how u want ur walk out music?
>ust give me the 14 year old playing with ableton senpai

>>77263607
>when people on welfare win the lottery
what an insufferable tryhard bore

>>77263607

This dude isn't living real life. All this renting shit is gonna get back on him.

Once a pikey, always a pikey

BOYHOOD = REVOKED

LOOKS LIKE WON'T BACK DOWN IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

BACK DOWN /HEEM/

>>77263656
lol split decision win over drained Kelvin 1.0

>destroyed

>>77263673
still better than 99% of walkouts, although I would prefer just a simple "I Won't Back Down".

>>77263668
He's white which makes him more American than the beaner he's fighting

>All these casuals that dont remember chris used multiple songs at 205 as well

fucking chill kiddies

chris is getting sparked out lads. Feel sorry for him considering how nice of a guy he seems.

WONT BACK DOWN

NO I
WONT
BACK
DOWN

Chris is a chinlet now

KO incoming

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I WONT BACK DOWNNNNNNN

>>77263667
>you will never walk out to in the hall of the mountain king

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>>77263612
I don't think so

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>>77263684
Hes a scary man

>>77263475
DC looks like a member of the muslim brotherhood now

>>77263653
>>77263697
>>77263698
Hey careful now, the crab the snips the shark always gets it back

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>>77263650

>>77263704
miesha and mcgregor

>>77263650
spicy prelims, disappointing main as usual

>>77263703
>drained
kelvin gave up the cut 10 POUNDS over lol he wasn't drained Woodley is just that god damn good

Chris can't go out like this.

t. btfo Anderson fan

>>77263698
What the fuck do Americans know about "pikeys"? Go fuck off you British LARPer

>>77263607
>please notice me world

sad little man(let)

>>77263704
>I shan't back down

>>77263727
>the crab the snips the shark always gets it back
>Aussie proverbs

>6'2 vs 5'9

why is this even allowed

>>77263739
I liked Conor's original but now he started messing around with it.

>commercials between the walkout and the start of the fight

Fuck right off.

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>>77263692
they did
>mfw I am drawing a blank on who it was

Kelvin catches him in the first round.
C A P T H I S
A
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T
H
I
S

>5" height advantage

KEK

>>77263668
>Chris "The All-AMERICAN" Weidman
God I hate /heem/ so much

the size difference is too big

weidman will win

>>77263725
Khabib konverted him

>>77263745

Chris is a chinlet

Weidmans about to back down from relevancy

>>77263753
And yet you did lmao what an embarrassment you are.

>>77263743
he was well past drained

kelvin heems woodley in one round at MW

Won't Back Down is unironically the GOAT walkout song to be perfectly honest, and I don't even like Wide Man

>>77263668
All Americans are American, but some Americans are more American than others.

>>77263646
1st round. The manlet is literally 5'9 lmao he CANNOT win.

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>>77263763

EBAM time?

HURRY UP WITH THIS SHIT I WANT TO WATCH THE FUCKING NEWS

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Sleep tight Weedman

>more than half a foot of reach discrepancy
hopefully Kelvin can box well inside

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>yfw weidman is heem

HEYYYYY BABBYYYYYYYY

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IIIIIIT'S TIIIIIME

weidman is gonna get heemed. mark my words. i pretict tees tings

>tfw lanklets getting btfo

>>77263692
Lmao fucking rejected

I know that feel

>>77263636
SFIV Juri / Yun
SFV Ryu

>>77263692
Not that I know of or any other fighting game music for that matter, which is a real shame.
There's some really good stuff in the genre.

>>77263752

Oh sorry did I piss on your caravan, pikey?

Chris is so handsome I dont want to see him get hurt

>>77263787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA2Hu-JEvNA
This is Tom Petty song would also be amazing to walk out to.

If Chris loses I hope he retires. He can't afford to take anymore damage imo

I like Gastelum more but I dont want to see Weidman lose

>booing the mexican

racists

When was the last time weedman won a fight?

Will this be Chris's comeback fight???????

>>77263797
USADAD

coming up soon: a bunch of people spamming fake early HEEM SLEEPYs

BUFFER IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

>>77263801
nah

Acestream ded lads?

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dubs and our boy wins spectacular

>tfw you wont back down from getting heemed again

Buffer trying to hype up Chris

>>77263820
Hopefully.

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Weedman will heem this spic for Trump

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>>77263800

>he doesn't jump anymore because he refuses to have surgery on his ACL

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Cheering for a mexican lads

Poor man's Lucy lawless rig official could seriously get it

>>77263820
not against kelvin.

>>77263817
Over 2 years ago god damn

>>77263759
the biggie remix is the best one

>>77263843
лoх

Weidman putting his faith in god lmao

Ded for sure

>>77263810
Satoshi Ishii walked out to Time's Scar in Bellator.

this is like the high school chad vs a nerd

How did Gastelum get past the wall???

HEEEEM

>>77263865
yeah but the nerd is on the wrestling team

>the legs of Gastelum
What the fuck?

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Why do they keep high 5ing each other?

they playing patty cake or something?

when do they stop high fiving lads

>weidman winning until he loses

gastelum over sold that takedown

>>77263636

>one Japanese flag near Japan, the other in Alaska
>one US flag in US, the other is at the North Pole
>Chinese flag is in Russia
>Usher flag in Scandinavia
>Indian flag in Iraq
>Brazilian flag in Peru

WTF, Capcom?

is this main event of the night?

just woke up in time for the main event was this card worth watching?

surely The Chris can beat a fat WW

that takedown was easy as fuck, Kevin getting rekt now

>The Chris is winning

stop Weidman, you'll die

>>77263885
let me tell you about the birds and the bees

when a southpaw fighter meets an orthodox fighter and they really like each other their lead jab hands awkwardly line up rather than be on opposite sides

>>77263903
Fuck no

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>>77263885
>>77263891
>>77263892

weidman is so much bigger lads holy shit

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why don't you have a life size Weidman cutout?

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Fuck both of these cowards, they should both be heavyweights.
If you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight, no excuses.

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Why do so many Latin fighters do the spread arms like a crucifix whenever they get hit?

FAT STONERS BTFO

Good fight here so far lads

>take yor toymin

>>77263686
Scientific Lens Weidman is about to heem this bum

>>77263920
it's the other guy that's short...

LONG

RANGEY

Who is this Noisy manlet on my screen?

COME ON KELVIN BEAT THIS WHITE SUPREMACIST UP

>25 minutes of wideman laying on gastelum
ffs

Take your time....

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10-9 Weidman

>tfw weidman is going to gas and lose

long island adrenaline dump incoming

Gastelum is a fucking animal at MW

HEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM

OH SHIT

HEEM DROPPY

10-9 GASTELUM

GOD DAMMIT WEEDMAN

Saved by the bell t b h

>>77263950
Will you come back and admit you're wrong when kelvin koes him?

Daaaammmnn

SAVED BY THE BELL

saved by the mf bell

>>77263978
not so soon

OHHHHHHH

>all this hand holding

Saved by the fucking bell right there.

BOOM TACO POWER

LOL FUCK

KEK

the chris is done

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

Gastelum vs Cowboy would've been such a good fight to watch

COMEON WEIDMAN

>>77263964
>>77263686

Check out this moron everyone

damn chris really is done

HE PUNCHED HIM ACROSS THE OCTAGON

HEEEEEEM

>>77263978
>>77263978
>>77263978
NOT SO FAST


NOT SO FAST

>getting dropped by a jab

JESUS CHRIST

The glass chin is real

B E A N E D

HEEMED

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>77263997
no I'll go to sleep

HEEM SLEEPY

THE CHRIS IS FUCKING DONE

NOT SO COCKY NOW ARE YOU YOU LONG ISLAND FAGGOT

STILL MY BOI

SAVED BY THE BELL

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>Weidman won the round for 4:50
>got knocked down

Goddammit Chris

Chris is a chinlet now

holy fucking shit gastelum is a beastttt

HOLY SHIT WHAT A PUNCH

HAHAHAHAH

Holy shit what.

Don't even know how to score that anymore.
10-9 Gastelum I guess

WEIDMAN BTFO

HEEMY MEMEY

>>77263993
kek

damn for a chubby little fuck kelvin just glides into those punches, same shit that dropped vitor

See how he keeps his hands high to give the psychological effect of looking big???

HOLY SHIT

>weidman won before he lost

>>77263978
nigger lol

HAHAHAHA

>>77264016
Gastelum would box Cowboys face off. It would be Masvidal all over again maybe even faster.

GOATELUM

they're cheering for gastelum, the wider man! LETS GO WIDE MAN

lel fuck the islanders

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How does he generate so much power with no ass?

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Gastelum's deceptive range strikes again

Come on Weidman, not like this.

That was a nice knockdown but I think Chris still wins the round from dominant position and strikes

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>>77263825
what was that?

stream heem'd itself. been here since prelims

help a brother out?

>>77264080
hank hill mode

>>77264080
look how large his shoulder are...

>>77264104
turn on your tv

It's been almost 2 years since I say this

But Herb Dean really ruined Weidman's career by letting Luke punch him for 1 minute straight.

LOL Weidman sucking air and already knocked down once. Stalling on top to recover. Kelvin KO round 3 easy. Kelvin will be champ by the end of 2017.

unfair grappling advantage

>>77264113

Kek

>>77264104
It should be on your local fox affiliate mang. Do you not have a TV or something?

>>77264080
throws it like baseball not the rotating hips meme from boxing

>>77264104
Channel 781

>>77264116
I unironically believe this.

>>77264115
weidman was never very good

Lay and pray textbook

>>77264104
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>>77264121
unfair taco punch advantage

Why doesn't the Chris just get him in a full body lock? He could easily get it

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I don't think Chris can even beat Bisping now

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THIS IS A 5 ROUND FIGHT
BE CAREFUL WEEDMAN

>>77264158

He could never beat BisGOAT

>>77264084
19-19

plz survive this round gastelum

>>77264135
Explain the difference

>>77264070
I know, but it would've been nice to see Cowboy btfo again before Masvidal did it

Was on some super hype after the move to 170

Weidman was never good, he just beat a bunch of ancient Brazilians.

>>77264158
Can't beat a guy who doesn't fight

>>77264100
chris is winning

>>77264104
htt p:/ /r a i . r ivos p o r t. c o/ 45 .h tml

delete the spaces

>>77264115
Getting kneed so hard in the head it started spurting blood didn't help either.

>>77264166
19-18 redditor

luke deleted weidmans career

2-0 Weidman

>>77264157
maybe a figure four or a camel clutch to break his back and make him humble?

wideguy 10-9

Tincanman is gassed

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Gastelum is good

Computer crashed halfway through the first

what did i miss?

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Weidman will best gastelum in the third round
Calling it now

>>77264022
lel

2 rounds to Chris

>>77264084
ITSSSS ALLLL RIIIIIIIIGHT

>>77264169
when you punch with your shoulder like youre taught not to it doesnt incorporate the hips

but if you can still throw the shoulder very fast who cares? it works for the little mexican

it means he'll throw his shoulder out very quickly and lose his power but for now it works

Gastelum looks indestructible, like he's not getting hurt at all

19-19

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>>77264177
deletethespaces

19-19

Has anyone ever dropped The Chris like that?

>>77264182
no. come on. one round a piece now, both 10-9's

>>77264198
Weedman was dropped and saved by the bell

19-19
Knockdown isn't 10-8 because Wide man had that round too before that happened