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Schaub gamethread
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chinlet alert.
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first for rivera
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HIGH OCTANE SPICE
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rip picks
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>coral springs
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I would probably hang myself if I got heemed by a manlet.
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Jimmie throws bombs
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rivera 10-9
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>>77261375
>you
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HOLY SHIT!
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>>77261346
bad thread
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do you think heighty mouse has to make his gf reach for things on shelves? or did he ask an architect to make a very child friendly home?
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in your kitchen enjoying some physics and this guy walks in, what do?
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I say 10-8 Rivera
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>>77261346
Is that a picture of the fish you killed?
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>>77261385
fuck off then
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anyone webm rockhold in the crowd?
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this is the thread
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>>77261395
That's sad
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>mfw can both out pick and out heem every here
Good was robbed
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Why did Cody have to delete Almeida's chin? Not nice.
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>>77261396
agreed, almost heemed him twice
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I miss the Moose
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Almeida exposed by the thic chested manlet
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>when no one even cares enough to make a thread for the fights
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>>77261392
Ask him if he did stuff with his sister or not
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jimi throwin heat tonight boys
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>>77261410
i'm with joe, i'm getting on trt the moment i need it
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>>77261381
What does that pic have to do with Schaub? Are you implying he's gay? I'm confused.
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>>77261410
mmm those cock sucking lips
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>>77261396
Yeah 2 knockdowns should be grounds for 10-8, in the number of strikes it seemed pretty even but Jimmie's were way more impactfull
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>>77261436
>impactfull
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SWANG AND BANG
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>2017
>Being a chinlet
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>>77261445
fuck off spammer
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>>77261445
wgaf
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>>77261410
THAT NETFLIX STANDUP ENDING WAS CRINGY AS FUCK!
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>>77261445
you really shouldn't have bothered with 30 posters already in here bro
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>>77261445
no one cares autist
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HEEM WOBBLY
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Someone make a fucking real thread

/heem/ isn't a fight thread
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gube
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why do the commentators exaggerate the effect of kicks so often? a fighter will barely touch the other guy with the tip of his toe and they'll act like the other guy's leg snapped like a twig

i've been doing muay thai forever so i'm no stranger, either
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>>77261453
>>77261459
>>77261471
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Was having a shit who is winning
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>>77261346
I honestly hope you get hepatitis.
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why is bw so based while flw sucks so bad?
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He makes Joanna not look like a horse
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>>77261453
>>77261459
>>77261468
>>77261471
newfag retards
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19-19
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>>77261486

The fans. Also probably Rivera.
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>>77261481
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19-19
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>>77261487
why?
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>>77261486

pretty even so far but I'd give the edge to rivera
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>>77261491
BW is the official cutoff
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>>77261487
Just saw this. I'm not the OP you weasel.
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>>77261495
>>77261499
this
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blue is gassed
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19-19

r1 was not a 10-8, almeida outstruck him
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>stann trying to sell that manlets are technical meme

oh im laffin at manlets and shills
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>>77261486
Rivera 1st maybe even a 10-8
Almeida 2nd
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>>77261494
This is your only (You). Don't spend it all in one place, kid
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>>77261494
no one cares what the op says other than autists
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>what thread do I use?
>the state of /heem/
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>>77261501
It'd be funny.
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I love this fight.
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19-19
Fun fight
Almeida's striking defence isn't great is it
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>>77261512
I'm waiting for the one in black to start attacking
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>>77261516

He's just trying to be nice since Dom is sitting right next to him.
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>/heem/
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>>77261513
Yeah but Rivera knocked him down twice

That I think counts for 10-8

So I say it's 19-18 now
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Will DC actually make it to the fight next week??
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>American PE teacher
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>>77261510
Well then, in that case, I honestly hope YOU get hepatitis.
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>>77261525
nor is his chin which is worrying for just a 25 year old
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Rivera looks like he fights out of Ironforge
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gg
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this card is the best free card I've seen in a while

best card in general
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shut up dom, almieda obviously had r2
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>>77261533

newfags ruining game threads as usual
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>>77261546
no women's mma
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>>77261554
thats the secret to success
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145-170 will always have the best most skilled fighters because it's closer to our natural size. notice how big guys are uncoordinated as fuck?
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jesus christ how many fence warnings is he gonna get?
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is dana white in the house?
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>>77261546
it's only going to get spicier too

>Elkins vs Bermudez
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i'm the only one who literally picked CODY to beat ALMEMEDA by round 1 KO
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*GADOOOSH*
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post rare ring girls
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>>77261564
also less power in punches

lets them get away with more
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>>77261539
>>77261550
there's no point now.

thanks for messing up the archives moron OP
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>>77261564
Like Jon Jones? Bigger guys generate more power thus the "lack of skills" yet higher KO percentage.
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>>77261564
>uncoordinated big guys

Velasquez and Werdum would like to have a chat m8
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>>77261564
>needing """"""skill""""""" because you dont have man sized strength to KO any human

oh im laffin
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>>77261575
Watch the fights. It's a good one.
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Lads they're going to give this to Almedia
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Who even knows with these judges. Could be a draw.
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>>77261564
>breaking news
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rip almeida
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its gonna be another split decision isnt it?
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29-28 Rivera

But barely
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29-28 Rivera
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>>77261590
>implying I'm not watching on TV and shitposting on my tablet

Try not to murder anymore innocent animals.
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Unless we get the meme judgement again, Rivera won
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Should be 29-28 Rivera

I could see judges giving it a draw or for Almeida as well.

>>77261612
Leave me alone, it's fight night.
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great fight, rivera wins via takedowns
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remember when everyone thought ;elmedia was the next big thing?
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>Jimmy will destroy him horrible match up


HHAHAAHAH WHOSE THE DUMB CASUAL NOW CUNT
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30-27 rivera
30-27 almeida
30-27 rivera
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>>77261602

This, I'm almost glad my picks are already goofed so I don't have to worry about their shit anymore.
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MFW it's 30-27 Almeida
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Fucking godamnit, why do my boys always stall under pressure?
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Why were they hitting eachother
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I think its weird that humans evoled to have a turn off switch in their head

Wouldnt evolution want those guys to die off and replace them with guys who cant be knocked out?

Maybe the guys who dont get knocked out just died, and the ones who got knocked out maybe got left to recover
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what a shit fight lol

thought that was gonna be spicy
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29-28 Rivera

After that last decision, who knows
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>>77261616
No, I like bullying you.
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>>77261623

When was the last time judges had 30-27s for opposite sides?
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9/10 fight tbqh la
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29-28 almeida
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29-27 rivera
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>>77261603
>>77261589
>>77261588
>>77261586
>let me give specific examples of tall guys who don't look like drunk retards when throwing combinations


gangly uncoordinated faggots detected
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Almeida is still my boy
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Did Thomas Almeida just get outstruck by a wrestler?

Where were the kicks?
Where were the feints?
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30-27 Rivera
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Spicy manlets
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29-27 Rivera
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>>77261639

A Ross Pearson fight probably
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>>77261626
robin black needs to stop
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30-24 almeida
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>>77261564
thats true but the big guys who are really coordinated and athletic usually pursue football/basketball cause there is more money in that.
Only exception to that is maybe Jon Jones. But thats probably cause he is just a cokehead and doesnt have the best life decisions. His brothers with the same genetics are both in the NFL
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>>77261633
You what
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>>77261638
What does that say about your character?
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>>77261630
Nate Diaz is clearly an evolved being
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>>77261640
seriously i'd fuck the shit out of her
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>>77261618
He still is. Too bad about his chinlet status. Also horrible striking defense that he needs to fix up.
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>30-26

Literally how
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>>77261610
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I've seen that stupid promo so many times I don't even want to watch the fight anymore
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>30-26
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i fucking hate jon jones
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>30-26
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29-27 for the hobbit
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>>77261644
>beta angry that his ''''''''technical''''''' training cant beat genetics

oh im laffin
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>>77261669
You dog!
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>>77261672
are you dum?
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>>77261630
We do, men evolved to have thicker jaws compared to women exactly to counter what you mentioned

But that's still enough because we usually don't fight against each other. At least we're not supposed to
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>the state of brazil
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>30-26
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Finally an actual call out
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>>77261663
that schaub is raw cancer and it's infected you
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give this fuckin guy a title shot already
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>29-28
>30-26
>30-27

These judges, oh my goodness
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waht the ehck
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>>77261697
women have thicker skulls though
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>>77261657
no, let me tell you the reason most big guys in the ufc are uncoordinated retards most of the time. Big guys need to train from a little kid in 1 sport to excel, smaller guys pick up technique much faster/more agile/lower centre of gravity = better balance.
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>30-26
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>manlets
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Cruz absolutely assblasted
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that fight was clearly 29-28, fuck the hometown judges

also cruz is savage
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>>77261672
10-8, 10-9, 10-9
Rounds two and three were very close, no doubt it could've gone either way, but round one was all Jimmie.
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>2/3 judges gave Rivera the 2nd
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>>77261705
the only fit UFC girl is Palmer
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>cruz making manlet jokes

dont throw pebbles if you live in a glass dollhouse
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Based Cruz
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BTFO
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>30-26
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BABY PANTS
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>>77261644
>I'm new here
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>>77261626

oh wow
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Cruz is awful jesus christ
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>>77261725

Yeah i get how you get to 30-26

Im not retarded
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STOP JUST EXISTING
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>cruz callout

fuck yeah
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>>77261694
A turbo manlet will never be p4p. Not now, not never. He would get murdered just 10 pounds above.
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cruz probably has the best sexy dirty talk
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>mmadecisions guy isnt updating his site

pissing me off lads
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>>77261663
Says I don't like dweebs who shit up our nice threads with their autistic obsession with washed-up "sneaker experts".
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>>77261728
This
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>>77261728
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> The absolute STATE of Cruz's trashtalking
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>20 fight win streak
Bloody hell. Rivera's looking legit.

Not sure about his striking though. Can't believe he got past Almeida with it. It seems, dare I say, basic?
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>>77261757
lol I was F5ing like crazy as well
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Is cruz gonna fight soon or is he going to wait to fight the winner of cody/tj
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>>77261757
Check his twitter. Dude got a life too.
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Cruz's trash talk is awful.

He also needs a win before he gets a shot.
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>>77261716
or biomechanics make moving larger limbs slower than moving short limbs you stupid faggot

shorter limbs = lighter and less distrance to travel

oh wow they moved something light a shorter distance at a faster speed!

beta mind
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>30-26

RIVERA CONFIRMED AS CORINTHIANS OF UFC...
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Why cant any of my boys win a top 5 fight?
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>Jones/DC live interview coming up

Guaranteed memes
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Isn't this white bitch from Fast and Furious fucking Urijah Faber?
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almeida goofs are seething

post the picks boi

>>77261723
no
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>>77261713
lmao
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I can't imagine it not being awkward
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>>77261783

>13-8

His record is 12-8
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>>77261785
IS IT SUCC TIME
IT IS SUCC TIME
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>>77261790
done>>77261782
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>tfw 6,3 and 198
>tfw can heem everyone in this thread
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TOP ONE PERCENTILE
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>>77261780
that's what i just said u dumb cunt

"smaller guys pick up technique much faster/more agile/lower centre of gravity = better balance."

That's..... bio-mechanics
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>>77261794
it works as a joke but women do have thicker skulls lol
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>>77261798
He's right desu, that striking is never going to get past Cody
Wrestling might help rho'
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>>77261798
i can't wait till this retard gets bitten by the snake
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>>77261785
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>>77261766
Almeida is lucky to be awake right now
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>>77261785
>ur not legitmat champ
>no ur cokehed
rinse repeat
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>>77261752
Why do morons like you not understand what "p4p" actually means?
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>>77261805
thanks, villante gotta win now
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>>77261796
Always laugh seeing manlets getting ragdolled when they try this shit. We all seen what happened when the big boys (DC and Jones) do it. Niggas get flipped on they ass.
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>>77261808
try me faggot
i'm 12ft tall and made of stainless steel
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>>77261716
im not arguing that. No HW is gonna fight like a feather or lightweight. But if we really would have the TOP HW guys humanly possible in the octagon the difference would be smaller
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>thanks doc
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>>77261785
Odds on Jon starting with "hey pussy are you still there" ?
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Where were you when Americans took over MMA?
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>>77261799
they do this all the time i swear +1 win or -1 loss on purpose
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>>77261824
Do you realistically think a 5'2 guy would KO a 170 guy?
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>>77261811
no you think a big guy could outtrain biomechanics

there can physically not be a guy who is heavier who moves as fast as a guy who is light, you cant train that, the smaller guy is moving smaller weight smaller distance

the heavier guy would need to be stronger than gravity
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>>77261827
I have 39 other people here ready to raid you and your mum.
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>>77261824

It's meaningless. Chael was right when he said it's a step away from people talking about whether Batman or Superman would win if they fought.
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goddamn why is lhw so shit
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>>77261826
directly proportional to the amount of Popeyes chicken given to the winner
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Fuck Jones brothers. Sure they're in the NFL. Sure they're making more money. Sure they wont have as much brain damage.

But will they go down as the pioneers of MMA? Will their legacy stick forever like Jons? No
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>>77261824
>implying the agility and movement of might manlet is even possible 3 divisions up
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>>77261838
Unfortunately you can't talk like that on FOX
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Who's your favourite gay fighter, bros?
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>>77261829
bring bork back. fuck mark hunt and his bitch lawsuit.
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>GET KNOCKED OUT LYMAN
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>>77261808
height is a big advantage but honestly there was this ~220 6'4 black guy, big arms, 6 pack that i used to do mma with, and he was a HUGE bitch, he'd get clapped by 5'9 160 dudes
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Can someone post the Kahlil Rountree finish from the last card?
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>>77261843
THATS MY WHOLE POINT U FUCKIN CRIMINAL DESCENDANT RETARD
"145-170 will always have the best most skilled fighters because it's closer to our natural size"
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>>77261860
rockhold
he gives me gay feelings.
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reminder villante just lost to Shogun and it was not close
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>>77261854
His brother also failed a drug test and also blamed it on supplements.
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>>77261827
Cyberswede intimidation factor.
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>>77261854
>NFL
>less brain damage
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Jon, do you think I'm just going to sit there and let you succ me, Jon? I mean really?
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>>77261854
at least their legacy won't be biggest waste of talent and dying by OD
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>>77261841
It's a waste of time if you don't even know what p4p means. Learn what it means you moron.
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>>77261848
It was originally created as a tool to market boxers in smaller weight divisions. That might be the only thing Chael has said that's 100% true
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>>77261630
virtually no deaths occur due to being hit on the head
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>>77261850
MMA is the sport of runts who can't make it in other sports.
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Villante is such a lovable bro goof
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>>77261827
>>77261865
I also have that immigrant mentality
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>>77261854
Plus will they ever get their dicks succ'd by DC? No
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>Manmores BTFO! I am the P4P best weight lifter on the PLANET. How can you guys say watching ant lift is boring? It's technically amazing. Manmores can't even compete.
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>>77261865
height isn't a big advantage lol

reach is but height means next to nothing unless were talking 7' v 6'
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>>77261843
>>77261871


look the anglos are going at it!
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filthy 205er here can someone explain the succ meme to me
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>>77261859
Fox you're takin errythang I wok fo motherfucka, Imma fight yo fuckin ass
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>>77261905
kek
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Villante is so chinny he could get knocked out by one of Cummins' takedowns.

Don't blink folks.
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>>77261905
How can an ant lift such a large object so easily?
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How do i fug myself?
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>>77261907
>unless were talking 7' v 6'
you mean like when Hunt heemed Struve?
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Cummins is one uglyyyy mothafucka
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>>77261907
:^) manlet detected
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>>77261860
Brenwick Scrum
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>>77261910
dogs are shit
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>>77261764
is she new?
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BAZINGO
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>>77261871
"natural size"

lol maybe in china and india...

>>77261891
this is bad bait. guys die every day getting hit and falling on their head. the punch to the head leads to the falling, leading to the death. our ancestors werent just getting hit and falling onto pillows and living.
>>
>>77261929
6' manlet, yes
>>
STIOPIC
>>
tfw I have p4p biggest neck ITT at ~5"7 160
>>
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>>77261905
>>
This big bang theory show seems pretty funny, should I watch it?
>>
>>77261905
lmao
>>
>>77261931

Only sandniggers and other shit people hate dogs.
>>
>>77261948
Never thought it was that funny, but the blonde chick can get it
>>
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>American advertisements

corporate teet suckers
>>
>>77261915
he isn't that chinny desu, his defence is just pretty shit
>>
>>77261907
>manlet. more height = more weight. More weight = Advantage in KTFO'ing or wrestlefucking
>>
>>77261907
this. i think height is a slight disadvantage. if reach is identical, a taller opponent gives you a bigger target. i'd still kill myself if i was under 6'2 though.
>>
why the fuck is Villante a -200 favorite
>>
>>77261942

6ft 170lbs is objectively the best physique for human men.
>>
>>77261948
Kill yourself first
>>
>>77261905
how will the GOAT ever recover?
>>
>>77261948
the first two seasons seemed funny to me when i was 14, it went to trash real fucking quick after that
>>
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>>77261948
short answer is : no
long answer is : yes
>>
>>77261905
top kek
>>
>>77261963
nobody said shit about weight until your dumbass brought it up

thanks for the obvious
>>
>>77261960

>corporate teet suckers

Says the literal corporate tax haven.
>>
will we see a HEEM this fight?
>>
>>77261961
how do u feel about these Italian Americans? Any urges to make them ur boys?
>>
>>77261463
I laughed my ass off, honestly I thought it was better than chapelles special. His spike tv special, now that was bad, really bad.
>>
>>77261944
lel ur a lying noob
height advantage usually grants a reach advantage too
punching in-line with your shoulders extends your reach, punching up shortens your reach and is more tiring
>>
tom hardy?
>>
>>77261969
More experience, I guess
>>
>>77261973
>tfw 6ft 145 lbs

I rule da fooking featherweight division
>>
>>77261998
once i'm chest to chest with you you're fucked

you will be shorter than me until I let you go
>>
This new irish sperg who is triggered by America is my new favorite
>>
Lets go cummies
>>
All white men should grow mustaches and shave their heads.
>>
>>77261973
>best physique
i hope your boyfriend agrees. the best size for a man is as big as he can be so he can protect his children and wife.
>>
2 bums
>>
OHHHH HEEEEEEEEMMMMMM
>>
>>77261998
>height advantage usually grants a reach advantage too
>usually
why not just say reach then amigo?
>>
>>77261915
seems like the opposite is happening
>>
>>77261942
historically the overwhelming majority of people didn't die due to head trauma.

and the people who died from head trauma were dying from it anyway in almost every case, in other words being 1-5% more capable of taking a shot in the head didn't matter when you're falling to your death or getting clubbed in the head
>>
>>77261983
look at the usual height to weight distribution of human beings you mong.
>>
Pat cummins has NO CHIN
>>
CIRCUS MAN WOBBLY
>>
>>77262021
how you gonna protect your wife and kids if you get out of breath climbing some stairs?
>>
cummies is getting rocked
>>
heem wobble
>>
>ywn get to *GADOOSH* arianny in the cooter

why live
>>
Let's go Cummins!
>>
>>77262034
>what are weight classes
literally end yourself
>>
HEADSMASH

big John is such a good ref
>>
>>77262043
figure out a way to make money.. there are russian whores who make her look like the dumpy litle mexican she is.
>>
Wish someone would heem me
>>
looks like bronson

fights like bronson
>>
cummies bladed
>>
HEEM BLEEDY.
>>
JUST BLEEEEEED
>>
>heem'd by filthy can vs heem'd by 60 yo little nog
*yawn*
>>
>>77262055
you can always heem yourself friend
>>
>>77262038

how are you gonna protect your wife and kids when your best skill is running away and leaving them to die?
>>
NOW I'M SEEEING REEEEEEEED
>>
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Why are there kids in princess outfits watching this unlegal savagery
>>
WHERES THE JABS?

WHERE ARE THEY?
>>
someone post that BLEED webm
>>
Villante p4p dumbest fighter
>>
>>77262073
Probably a fighter's kids
>>
>>77262051
there are no weight classes in a street fight bro. We were talking about fights in general and taller people usually have an advantage there. If you would do a empirical study on this you would have this result. Now fuck off you retard
>>
>its a villante gases episode
>>
>>77262055
*misses overhand right*
>>
BEEEEEEED BITCH BLEEEEEEED
>>
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>>77262079
>>
>not on the suit please, boys

kek
>>
BALD GUY GONNA WIN
>>
>interesting aroma
>>
>>77262073

Builds character. Kids used to watch public hangings, you know.
>>
dom's autism level is at max tonight
>>
>>77262076
in your anus at /gif/
>>
>>77262054
Arianny, herself escorts if you really must stick it in her, specifically for whatever reason. But yeah, you go to Europe, there are whores you can fuck for the price of decent dinner who look way better than her.
>>
>>77262092
Why are UFC fans more white trash than WWE fans?
>>
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>>77262073
only time they get to see their dad
>>
why did I bet on Gian
>>
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>>77262092
or maybe
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>>77262086
On average, height = weight + reach advantage (and a head that cant be hit as easily)

Take two men, equal fight skill, one is taller, he is the favourite
>>
>>77262069
>he's never been in the military so doesn't appreciate the value of being physically fit


i jump out of airplanes and bayonet muslims for a living pal. i'd love a big bodybuilder looking motherfucker try to get into the paras
>>
One time I bet on Villante to win a fight. He won the fight but it was the worst bet I'd ever made.
>>
29-28 Gian

Close round but he did rock him
>>
>>77262106
whose fucked up body is taht...
>>
>>77262092
kek thanks!
>>
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>>77262103
not possible
>>
>>77262114

gaaay
>>
>>77262119
chloe moretz
>>
>>77262117

>29-287
>After one round
>>
>>77262114
fuck up you cringey little spastic
>>
>>77262073
Little girls love blood for the blood gods too you sexist.
>>
How can you be a pro athlete and have a gas tank this terrible
>>
>>77262114
>running out of a plane will save your wife and kids from attack

lol. stay in school lad.
>>
>>77262119
BODY NICE AND HOT
>>
>>77262125


DUDE
>>
>>77262125
>smoking indoor
good times
>>
Cummies will win this
>>
Is Villante the Schaub of LHW division?
>>
>>77262117
>29-28 Gian
interesting
>>
>>77262140
being able to fight 5 minutes is impressive to me
>>
post-cormier i've rooted for this toothless slob ever fight
i think he's got this now because gian can't handle the wrasslin. UD cummins
>>
>>77262133
>29-287
With the horrible judging lately, this wouldn't really surprise me
>>
>>77262134
i'd love for u lot to kick off again please just give me a reason to take some of u potato eaters out
>>
>>77262140
They're heavy, it's normal
>>
>>77262117
Lad....
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>>77262110
my sides
>>
>>77262125
>tfw havnt toked in 3 years cause the cops introduced roadside weed testing

every now and then on a long weekend or holiday i miss it
>>
>>77262150
No, he's not unconscious.
>>
Gian is one of the worst fighters, he has like 2 good minutes
>>
>>77262160
Id put my boot through your skull fact
>>
cummins is actually landing more. ignore cruz and the rest of this terrible bootlicking commentary team
>>
Cut any weight class above 185 lbs
Cut 125 lbs

There, I just fixed the UFC
>>
>>77262166
no one cares goof
>>
>>77262166

They're going to do that here thanks to that fag Trudeau legalizing it.
>>
>>77262173
Serious question, is potato salad a thing in Ireland or is it a US thing?
>>
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>>77262119
Dana White
>>
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>>77262155


>toothless slob

Kek, don't talk about Bronson like that
>>
>>77262173
ireland always bends over for the English. my ancestors probably killed so many of yours lmao.
>>
>>77262166
>roadside weed testing
rundown?
>>
>>77262183
its an american thing
>>
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>Sure the blue whale has the best KO record but he fights like shit and Ant is technically awesome

It's true though, Ant fight is like... martial arts...
>>
>>77262196
Damn, have you gone your whole life without tasting potato salad?
>>
>>77262195
Cops swab your saliva
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>tfw toking it up rn
feels legal man
>>
>>77262195
>Olroight subject, take outcha peepee. See this 'ere cup? Yew know wot ta dew.
>>
when is the jak and daxter ps4 collection coming out
>>
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Please cut both of these fucking faggots, this is painful to watch
>>
>>77262186
damn I should check out that TRT when Im over 40. He should always walk around without a shirt. He looks like a fat tomato in clothes...
>>
>>77262194
History would prove absolutely contrary to that. Likewise as have mine, infact I know my father probably has and my grandfather definitely. Can you say the same? Pathetic little english fucking faggot. If you actually came round my parts youd get fucking gutted and thrown in a glen.
>>
3027
>>
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>le black eye man
>>
>>77262195

Probably a cheek swab or something. Problem is the shit stays in your system for up to 30 days and there's no reliable way of testing the levels for impairment the way you can for alcohol, so I have no fucking idea how it's going to work.
>>
CUMMINS OUTSTRIKING BIG GIAN MCGASSY
>>
I've seen bar fights that were better than this.
>>
19-19
>>
>>77262182
it sucks because that shit stays in your blood for ages, so even if youre driving sober you can get pinged and then lose your license/worse consequences

>>77262195
like the alcohol test except in this one they test for drug stuff

except not testing for cocaine cause rich people cant get targetted only poorfags on MDMA and weed
>>
my accumulator is ruined

50 quid gone on this
>>
>>77262221
Why wait until 40?
>>
>>77262210
Ye never had it
>>
Villante has shitty cardio he is a definition of one round fighter
>>
merica fags drink bud light, why drink shit piss "beer"
>>
ellenbergermma
game changer. @thenotoriousmma
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW3otdngAPn/
>>
>>77262133
>>77262151
>>77262162
lmao meant 10-9
>>
>>77262155
this bum is getting slept or decision'd

>>77262189
>bum that can't actually fight
he really is like bronson
>>
>>77262230
20-18 cummins and that's no joke
>>
when's mcgregor
>>
>Good lost

fug I wanna redo my picks
>>
>>77262236
Rogan told me it fucks up your endokrine system if you use that shit in your 20ies
>>
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>>77262195
they hold a lighter to your orifices and test for flame
>>
20-18 Cummies
>>
>>77262222
>fucking gutted and thrown in a glen

Oh my god I am laughing
>>
that round was 100% sparring
>>
How fox cards can be so comfy?
>>
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Which guy fights first?
>>
>LHW
>>
>>77262236
it's not trt before then, just steroids

not that there's anything wrong with that
>>
What a boring card ffs the highlight was the lad who fought with the fence
>>
>>77262255

I'm going to count it as a moral victory if I get the main card right.
>>
Is this Rory's dad?
>>
>>77262269
tell me that's photoshop
>>
Has Villante ever won a fight that wasn't a brawl? Has he ever dominated anyone?
>>
>>77262222
you wouldn't do shit and u know it. your only good fighter is of scottish ancestry how pathetic is that lmao. England raped ireland for centuries.
>>
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Bronson wins.
>>
fucking horrible fight
>>
that flying elbow was nice
>>
Jesus Christ these guys are so gassed
>>
>>77262273
gtfo queer
>>
is gian p4p worst fighter?
>>
>>77262277
Ronald is Rory's dad, duh
>>
Robbery for Gian please 50 quid is a lot for me
>>
>tfw you put off making dinner to watch this dumb fight
>>
niether of these heems are top 10 heems
>>
did dom just say "rape the body"?
>>
Please webm the superman elbow.
>>
Wew wont even feel bad for villante he fuckin blew it
>>
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Both of these faggots should be in Bellator
>>
>>77262290

he fucked Corey "bitch tits" Anderson up
>>
>>77262274
All of these Literally Who cards on FOX aren't fair, the only result that will be important is Chris vs Kelvin.
>>
29-28 Cummins
>>
Is there a contender more mediocre than gian villante?
>>
>>77262321
Rake
>>
>Big John's overhanging gut

Jesus Christ, get this man some pants that fit. Is he on the Hendricks diet?
>>
villante has to be cutting too much, he gasses so hard everytime
>>
noob question, are you allowed to use pressure points like armpit / behind the ear in UFC type stuff? i dont see it used in clinches ever.
>>
gian villante just got UD'd by patrick cummins
>>
>>77262332
29-28 gian
>>
29-28

GIMME CUMMIES
>>
>>77262333

Yes. Chris Camozzi.
>>
gian villante 30-27 pleaseeeeeee
>>
Cummies wins, Judges better not fuck this up
>>
fucking hell I've rarely seen a face so rearranged
>>
>>77262292
Unironically if you came round where I lived you would get hurt. If I went to England you little fucking frilly limp wristed faggots wont do anything. Englands only good fighters are of African and Irish ancestry, how fucking sad is that? Stupid cunt thinks hes hard playing army man ahaaha get with the real world you mentally debilitated fucking child

PS Irish /=/ Scottish
>>
>>77262333
""""""contender"""""""
>>
why do these lower level guys have such shit cardio?????

shit work ethic? shit trainers? surely they should forget lifting weights in camp and strictly work on technique/cardio and sparring?
>>
I picked Cummins because Villante is chinny. Dude got lit up a lot tonight Very disappointed
>>
>>77262340
No, it's too deadly.
>>
vilante fucking sucks, he shoulda heemd the fuck out cummins.
>>
29-38 Cummins

Genuinely feel like a judge will have it 30-27 Gian
>>
Villante found a way to lose lol
>>
>>77262338
>Is he on the Hendricks diet?
Why do you think they call him Bigg John?
>>
cummins wins rounds 2 and 3
>>
30-27 cummins. clear as day
>>
>>77262349
this, villante landed bigger shots but was far less active
>>
>be Cummins
>use your heart to compensate for your lack of chin and cardio every single time
God i love this man.
>>
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>>77262340
>>
This was unironically 29-28 cummings. One almost sorta rock in the first doesnt win a fight
>>
>>77262333
Not since Brandon. S
>>
>>77262359
First time seeing a Cummins fight?
>>
26-26
>>
29 28 cummins
>>
>>77262363
They can't afford the top tier stuff that USADA can't detect.
>>
YIFF IN HELL CARFOX
>>
29-28 Durkin
>>
>>77262339
I think he does, pretty sure they were saying he gets heavier than Stipe
>>
Cummins will be robbed
>>
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how is this allowed
>>
>>77262364
>picked cummins because vilante is chinny
>implying cumstains isn't chinny
>>
>>77262343

My doubles confirm
>>
bad fight, probably 29-28 cum but i can see it being 29-28 for gian too
>>
>>77262329
Dumb casual
>>
>>77262361
>unironically talking like this on /sp/
>>
CUMMINGS

WE DID IT LADS
>>
>>77262394

No one gets robbed in New York.
>>
Jesus christ Cummins eye
>>
told you about villante
>>
>>77262295
Such an awesome look
>>77262312
All them NFL rejects are pretty bad
>>
FAIR
>>
>>77262394
Almost
>>
BASED CUMMINS
>>
don't see how you could give Gian 2 rounds
>>
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUUUTT COMPARE THEIR FACES
>>
HAHAAH
>>
GIVE CUMMINS INTERVIEW FFS
>>
For some reason I like watching Villante lose
>>
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>these american commercials

Just, wow. Imagine living in this "country".
>>
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Maybe if that guinea fuck didn't bloat up to 250 he wouldn't be such a shit fighter
>>
>the state of new york
>the completely unnoteworthy fighter known as gian villante
>>
WHAT ARE SIGNIFICANT STRIKES
>>
>David fricking Branch
>>
>>77262425
Well, the third could've gone either way.
>>
>>77262440
imagine being nuked you fucking gook
>>
Wow Rockhold is really on Danas shitlist now isnt he?
>>
>>77262396
these are some oldschool eastern european kids right there.
Bring backs some memories...
>>
Worries me that I agree with the decision
>>
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>people think weidman is gonna win

wew
>>
Kek Rockhold v Branch confirmed. Wtf kind of matchup is that
>>
patrick cummins must have a skin condition, apparently touching him turns him into meat
>>
Manly moustaches are 1 for 2 tonight.
>>
>>77262440
Big talk from a Koreaboo
>>
NEXT

>>77261418
>>77261418
>>77261418
>>77261418
>>77261418
>>
>>77262440
i just got back from korea. All the guys have the same haircut and wear the same glasses. At least your girls are fine
>>
Holy FUCK that card is dogshit
>>
looks like a shite card, get lost
>>
>>77262482
no
>>
>>77262186
dana goes through phases, he has since gotten really fat since this was shot a few years ago
>>
>>77262467
dumbass
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