Official UFC on FOX Thread #3

Fuck WMMA

Uhh I think my stream switched to some british movie channel

wtf is 5star?

How many redemption arcs has Jon had now

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>dockie'sfw he didn't make the thread

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;_;7

MMA is the only sport with fans dumb enough to believe a guy with no boxing matches can beat floyd mayweather


So, Why does MMA have such a low IQ fan base?

since when is DC a drug counselor

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Is Anik too hard on himself?

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Money money money team

>the only way jon can be a good person is by losing to me

flawless logic dc.

SUCCBOI IS ON AIR

where's the wmma guy

>>77260239
>betas getting mad that guys who have no technique but swing hard and dont stop win fights

best timeline

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>>77260239
Raising CTE awareness

>>77260306
that thing would tear you to shreds

Got a big bag of cherries for fite nite. Should I bust 'em out now, or wait for the main card?

>>77260321
wtf now i want popcorn

>>77260318
heemed himself

>>77260213
Yeah that's what I mean. I kind of don't like it. MMA is a bit of a pure combat sport, but it kind of reflects poorly when some people who perhaps aren't that good technically can climb so high. UFC's the highest level and even here you see guys who really aren't that good, or even downright sloppy.
I know the sport is young, and I know the 4oz gloves means this is going to just happen, but compare it to something like Boxing, and I don't think these guys would get anywhere near as far.
Honestly there are a lot of cases of people who got into MMA by initially starting Boxing. Not saying this is true for all of them, but you've got to imagine a lot of them transitioned because they couldn't cut it in Boxing.

>Zaleski dos Santos

the fuck is this nigga a polish brazilian or something

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I'm a good person

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>>77260312
Anik is actually a jew ? I thought he only looks that way

>>77260321
right brain is a pretty cool dude and doesn't afraid of anything

>>77260314
>the only way jon can ever be a good man is by getting his dick sucked by me
what did he mean by this

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whats everyone drinking?

>>77260308
UFC fans and WWF fans are the same group of people

Beta bux PPV buyers

>>77260312
not hard enough, he sounds like a fucking kid. whoever decided having weird manlets commentating fights was a good idea mustve been a weird manlet themself

>>77260313
really surprised mcgoob didn't try to claim or make any The McGregor Team comments or merch during the press tour.

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Okay I've added a bunch of people but I'm done editing alright. there is less than on hour left before the main card is over and I wanna pay attention to the fights. If yours arent on here, tough luck. We've all missed a few picks.

why did cowboy have to win ffs

>>77260346

I don't drink. Alcohol is for losers.

>all these hue fighters
couldn't they get anyone else to fight? more dogshit portuguese to come.

>>77260341
Sounds like you have advanced cte friend

>>77260346
I was sipping a sam adams summer ale till I saw the wires coming from your TV and I vomited.

>>77260346
tapwater

>tfw thought that nate and luke would headline a card
got excited there for a second

>>77260346
water

>>77260349
In case it wasnt clear, I'm still goofing the picks once the main card starts, I'm just not adding any picks

>>77260357
alcoholic parent, kid?

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>>77260357
jerk

When is Mickey Gall fighting next? He's my boy

>>77260346
chugging down my own piss desu

>>77260356
Why would you even pick laflare. Cowboy was the easy pick

>>77260344

>whenever you cum boi, imma be succin

did he not make himself clear?

I hope almeida heems Rivera

>>77260306
love this guy.

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>>77260349
Weidman
Bermudez
Cummins
Almedia
Good

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>>77260365
>luke headlining cards post 2016

Buddeh...

>>77260346
Triple-filtered Jenkem

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And then I got my face permanently disfigured by yoel

mumble mumble mumble

>chris weidman

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>>77260388

remember when Weidman didnt sound and look like he had brain damage

>there are people itt who don't drink 4 litres of water a day

Weidman so punch-drunk ;_;

Could Weidman beat Prime Kimbo Slice?

>this is piss's last ufc fight

how does le team feel about this?

>>77260376
for sure been a fan since strikeforce my man, anyone who picked Ryan is a casual

>>77260408
well he's from long island so no

>>77260408
Yes.
Right before that knee he took from mooseOhsee and Yoel

>>77260408
He's always sounded like that desu

>>77260408
>>77260415

honestly wouldnt be surprise if that knee from Yoelito set off something big

That meme training

Weidmans finished

wtf is chris playing with that autistic shit for?

>>77260408
ah yes, pre-yoel weidman

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>>77260349
Gasetlum
Elkins
Cummings
Almeida
Dos Santos

>we've seen 30% better reaction time on our reaction time meter

lel

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What fight snacks have you for tonight? celery sticks and activated almond water for me
:)

>>77260365
what was it for? I drifted off

what the fuck happened Wideman

from taking down Silva to now, just never would've seen that shit coming

>>77260408
Yup. When Herb Dean let Luke take 20 years off his life cause he had a cheeky bet on the over 3.5 rounds prop bet.

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>>77260422

I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT FROM ME

ITS LIKE THE MO MONEY WE COME ACROSS

THE MO PROBLEMS WE SEEE

>weidman fight training with a simon says board
what the fuck am i watching? is his brain that far gone?

>weidman at 205

how would that go?

>learn how to punch lightbulbs like whackamole
>thinking this will translate to a fight

lol these jews are fleecing this brain damaged goy

le chris

>>77260441
30 McNuggets for me

If DC wins and we get a trilogy, would JJ/DC be the Ali/Frasier of MMA?

>as a smaller man

>>77260460
yeah the jews really did a number on him

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>>77260441
>not working out while watching the fights

>>77260441
a cheesesteak

>>77260432
>>77260431
you guys aren't ready for scientific lens Weidman, he'll heem kelvin into oblivion

>>77260391
poor rockhold will never get a rematch

>>77260442
I have no idea, they just kept showing rnc's from NY/NJ

>>77260459
Depends how he does tonight

>>77260441
water and blueberries mang

>>77260459

he loses to anyone decent

>>77260441
A jug of whiskey and a couple frozen pizzas.

I'm moving up a weight class to superheavyweight tonight

>>77260441
See
>>77260330

i dont follow ufc religiously, can someone show me exactly when weidman got blown out?

and side by side photos of pre-retarded and post-retarded?

>>77260467
Are you bulking for the addition of the Obeseweight class?

>>77260349
Wide Man
Bermudez
Cummins
Rivera

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>sports science lab full of nu-males with LED light up boards

That's a scum if I ever saw one

Is Good natty?

going to the store to get some chicken and a loosey anyone need anything?

>>77260489
kek someone needs to shop weidman in those glasses into deus ex man

>>77260459
Doesn't touch the top 3 probably but can probably beat a lot of others

>>77260441
sea salt and vinegar kettle potato chips

>>77260441
had some burgers with sriracha mayo and relish

>>77260460
>>77260484
le chris is a jew

he's a very brazillient fighter

>>77260459
Heemed dead by Manuwa

>>77260441
10 boiled eggs and a gallon of water.

I FUCKING HATE JON JONES SO MCUH

>>77260495
There isn't anyone decent at 205.

>>77260489
Fucking lol

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

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Oh nice, been a while since I seen Zaleski in there.

>>77260441
McDonalds

howd that old mexican snag that white broad

>all ufc fighters got that bodybuilder muscle

>does absolutely nothing for you but gas you out easier and slow you down

inb4 muh grappling. if you're grappling in the first place you're a fucking fag.

Every time I watch a UFC stream it reminds me how awful American advertising is, Jesus

>>77260524
JBJ, DC, Gus are very good

>>77260535
On tat stupid autozone commercial? who the fuck knows. I hate those ads.

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>meal for one

:(

>>77260518
Did he run over your grandma or something?

>>77260501
Nice picture bong

>>77260507

Here's $20 stop by Five Guys and get me a double bacon cheeseburger all the way, fries with cajun powder on the side, and a salted caramel milkshake. You can keep the change.

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https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/888903667692093446

>>77260547
What the hell is that??

MARINELAND HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>77260540
>half his country moved here

EVERYONE LOVES MARINE LAND

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>>77260548
he sandblasted his mother

>>77260549
im sleepy leaf

>>77260555
Dicks-in-a-hole a british classic.

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>>77260540
its often more entertaining than the fights

this is what all these americans watch every day of their lives and they think its normal

>>77260555
a meal for one the size of half a free meal

>>77260557
>le evry1 luvs marine land

>>77260550
five guys is overrated Culvers is better

>>77260557
>friendly reminder more irish live in the uk than in ireland

>romaine rains

>>77260551
>devilish smile

Fucking jewani thinks he's a romance novelist.

Herb Dean ruined Weidman's career and his life in general.

Never looked the same.

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>>77260551

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>The most American card will be one of the most entertaining cards in years
Really joggins my noggin

>>77260540
Better than seeing gambling help ads

>>77260565
Kek

>>77260551
cornball

>90% of mma fighters spend more time lifting weights than practicing their striking technique

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>finally gonna witness the death of Weirdman's carreer
It is a good day

will jon jones ever legit lose a fight?

>>77260595
Not for a long time

>Todd Anderson busy man here tonight
>same can be said for Arianny Celeste
they're running out of things to say while the camera ogles at the ring girl

hey this guy is pretty GOOD heheh

>>77260595
He'll go up in weight and get slept by Stiopic.

>Tiger Shulmann's MMA in New York

Don't we have a /heem/ poster that claims to train there?

>>77260565
HAHAHA NICE PLAY ON WORDS FRIEND

Is farming a good base for MMA?

>>77260595
He already did tho

every time i post here it reminds me how much i hate the irish

>>77260547
get a trap gf :(

>>77260592
>the state of boxing fans

Go shitpost in your dead general

>>77260603
yeah wtf anik.
why do they have to say anything before the fight anyway

how many steaks for good mode?

>good

What a stupid name.

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>>77260616
Well top o' dah mornin te ye!

>>77260614
depends on what you're farming

>>77260614
by all accounts yes

if south american you will be top 10 in your division

>>77260615
Only because he got dq'd for illegal elbows he really won that fight though. What ever happened to Matt"what did you say?"Hammel heem?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>77260616
we own america

>>77260645
you dont even own a car

meme tumble

Learning a martial art is a good base for mma

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>you will never achieve Good/Gastelum levels of turtlemode

Close first round

Good 10-9?

>>77260649
>owning a car

fucking americans man

>>77260346
Pacifico. Might switch to tempranillo later though

God damn I'm fucking lucky having grown up in the richest country in the top 5 richest communities during the 1980s. It's all going to shit now but I'm so glad not to have been born Australia or British, let alone in some 2nd world shit hole.

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DC and jailbait

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Will it ever be Khabib time again?

>>77260658
That's how I had it.

dos santos better win, don't ruin my picks already desu

>>77260640
gastelum, him and bisping is spicy.

>>77260668
The last true /ourboy/ and then he ruined it.

I hope they do one of those cool Ron Pearlman narrated intros.

>>77260664

Imagine not owning a car.

Lyman Good vs. Platinum Perry make it happen

zds got some nice bunda tbf

>>77260678
I hope they bring back DMX!

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>>77260664
nothing personal kid

can't wait for mousasi to finally be ufc champ

>>77260664
its fight night and this is what you are talking about? autism..

best possible current commentating combo lads?
I unironically reckon something like Rogan / DC

>>77260695
Rogan/Grisham

>>77260695
rogan reunites with goldie in bellator

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>>77260695
Goldberg/Rogan

>>77260695
>Rogan / DC
nice taste

>>77260695
Tfw you will never hear rogan/goldie combo again. I miss goldie senpai

>>77260695
DC is better than Cruz, that's for sure.

Rogan seems to be only comfortable with DC. With Stan or Cruz it's just uncomfortable.

>>77260705
>Grisham

Fuck no.

>>77260695
rogan/tyson/goldie trilogy

>>77260708
this

>he eats that knee like a cookie

>>77260695
Dom / Rogan / DC

>>77260707
>>77260708

yeah I mean contemporary ones

>>77260711

I miss him every card, without fail.

JR and jerry the king lawler will always be the GOAT commentator duo

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>oh my goodness he eats that knee like a cookie

>nickname is capoeira
>no spinning shit
why?

>>77260712
Sometimes cruz just takes passive aggresive shots at rogan im not sure why

This is a good fight

ITT: people that dont undertsand the difference between play by play and color commentary

I wish I could kill all of you.

k o o k i e

20-18 Good
His corner has it 1-1, I can see that

What the hell was that knee he just ate like nothing

>>77260695
Rogan/Schaub/Mauro

>GET KNOCKED OUT LYMAN

>>77260695
Mauro/Rogan/Bas

JUST BANG LYMAN U CAN DO IT

awful corner advice

19-19

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So I told Lyman to get knocked out, he only went and did it, the absolute mad man.

GET KNOCKED OUT YOU BUM

>>77260731
cruz' disdain for roided out manlets intensifies

>>77260680
would be spicy as fuck

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>that JUST BLEED coach
My sides

>>77260737
ITT: autism

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>>77260727

>>77260745
GET KNOCKED OUT!
GET KNOCKED OUT LYMAN!
JUST THROWWWW

>I might get knocked out
>GET KNOCKED OUT THEN FUCK THAT

Great cornering

ALL ENGLISH FIGHTERS ARE BUMS!

I'm half Irish by blood and I resent it. It's annoying, I wish you could renounce your blood, but you can't.

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>>77260714
Grisham is the best color commentator right now, Anik sounds like he doesn't care about anything except the betting odds, and Gooden sounds like a downy

JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>77260741
>>77260744
>>77260745
>>77260748
>>77260749

I'm dying

GET KNOCKED OUT

>>77260710
>>77260712
yeah I like DC's voice more mostly lol. Cruz sounds like a fag. Also Dc seems to actually call it really well

>>77260695
Mauro/Stann

SPICY

>>77260762
i too, would resent not being 100% irish

>literally 2 out of 3 adds are for cars or fast food

now i understand why my friend gained like 30 pounds after living 6 months in the states

IF YOU DIE YOU DIE LYMAN

>>77260753
holy shit!

>>77260762
same with me but 50% scottish

TAKE HIM DOWN GODDAMN IT
BUT GET KNOCKED OUT FIRST
JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

LYMAN UH DO A SPINNING BACK FIST OR SOMETHIN

FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>77260762
I'm sure you can. Just ask your imam.

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Jessica "BLACKED" Eye

WHICH ONE IS LYMAN ???

I can't wait for the under card to be full of good fights and the main card to suck

like always

>>77260763
I unironically like Anik. Hes comfy desu

Fuck calendar for picking a fight no one would know

i'm finna get goofed

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>77260798
Watch the fights and learn something, casual.

>>77260776
god i fucking hate the irish

>>77260790
can someone translate american for me? is he saying his piece is a sleeper = my pindick isnt actually my real dick?

>>77260804
you'll do nothing hahahaha

>>77260740
Kill yourself.

great fight desu

>>77260790
>bitch, did i say you could talk about this dick?

>>77260818
You

29-28 good

Nice and spicy.

They should have just kept fighting.

Great fight

>>77260790
BLACKED

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>mfw this fight

>>77260818
Clean your fingers.

webm of that end with the fist bump. based

>>77260812
sleeper means a come from behind winner, like a car that comes from behind and wins the drag race, and something people dont give credit to or "sleep" on.

B A N G E R

>>77260827
this

fuck the ref or the rulez

Nice rally from Dos Santos in the 3rd

I have it 29-28 for Good, but wouldn't argue the other way. I think Good took the 2nd round, Dos Santos only landed late on and I don't think it was enough for the round

THAT HEADBANG THO

>>77260792
how can you say that when the first main card fight is thomas vs jimmie?

spicy, enjoyable fight desu, hate these captchas tho

>>77260786
scottish is british though. scotland has a p4p better intellectual history than england. they actually held their own against england whereas the irish just got btfo.

Amazing fight.

Wish I could score it a draw.

29-28 Santos.

>>77260801
Stop killing fish, murderer.

>tfw drinking a dr. pepper right now

>>77260848
I don't eat fish and haven't in a while. Haven't had a new pet fish since.

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pretty spicy banger lads

robbery for dos santos coming

BEAUTIFUL FIGHT!

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pls give to Good no goof pls

>>77260763
those are PBP not colour

>>77260835

In other words he's saying it's a grower, not a shower

>>77260832
It's cool, your mom's cunt isn't that stinky.

good will take it

more like cryman bad!

>>77260846
Ummm current borders would suggest otherwise? Scottish are just pathetic little english arse lickers, and look where it got them today. A nation of heroin addicts and benefit scroungers.

Scots are traitorous scum and should have stuck with us, their real brethern.

30-27

So who's doing the goofs?

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>dc shows up
we're gonna need a bigger table

30-27 Dos Santos

wtf

>30-27 dos santos

great fight but that judging is just retarded

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That chick with the braces wants to bang DC. Little does she know he has eyes for only one thing...

2nd time in a row i get goofed by the shit judges

30-27 WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH 2 OF THEM

30-27 santos
30-27 good

nice judging

>30-27 Dos santos

WHAT

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>30-27 dos santos
what in the fuck

Corazon

Corazon!

just fuck my pick up

jesus fuck

Good was robbed.
That's some terrible judging right there.

>>77260855
that subtle acknowledgement to just fuckin bang

nice

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ive been goofed by the first fight like 3 times in a row now

>30-27

HOLY SHIT WHO IS THAT JUDGE WE NOTICED HIM EARLY ON BUT THIS IS BIZARRE

What are the qualifications to be an MMA judge? Do you have to be partial blind?

>>77260852
Good. You'd just kill that one too.

>>77260880
nice ears

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>drop the succ, Daniel

huh, really?

>30-27

Uh judges are full retarded tonight my guy

>nysac
JUST

ROBBERY

Good walked him down the whole fight

>>77260865
CRAVERIDER

>29-28
you can argue for this
>30-27
absolutely no fucking way.

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Portuguese sounds disgusting

What in Christ's name are these judges on?

not going to even address judging in this "sport"

but good did let the last round get away from him a bit

too bad really

Wow I didn't know Fit Finley spoke Brazilian

>>77260858
get goof'd ;_;

good thing i picked the not-so-manlet one

>>77260872
me

>>77260880
mma is such a joke

kek

imagine training for years and getting jewed by these judges

HUE!!!!

The first two rounds were so close you could give em to either of them

>>77260894
LOL GIT GUD GOOF

>>77260812
i thought he mightve been saying he had weight-cut dick

Please no more fights in New York.

Most corrupt state in the country behind California.

Shiiiiiet there I go

I had it 29-28 Good
Don't think it was 29-28 Dos Santos but can see it


30-27 is surely a sign he didn't even watch the fight. This is bizarre

>>77260862
No, play-by-play call out each strike or technique

Thats why you dont leave it in the hands of the judges.

That's why Good's coach was saying just bleed.

>>77260852
My fish died last night, sad tbqh

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since when does fit finlay speak portuguese?

I scored the fight for Santos but no way did he win all 3 rounds lmao

>30-27s for both fighters
I want to personally heem 90% of MMA judges

>>77260928

>forgetting Illinois

>>77260918
NEVER LEAVE IT IN THE HANDS OF THE JUDGES

>>77260939
People underestimate how nice it is to have a pet fish. Sorry bro.

>>77260912
English sounds like cocksucking non stop...

>>77260923
this