OFFICIAL CHICAGO WHITE SOX @ KANSAS CITY ROYALS GAME THREAD

>lelfrey
oh boy here we go

>>77259615
Why do you fags act surprised every time you find out who your starting pitcher is. Every member of the sox bullpen is shit, so why fret about it being one guy over any of the others.

>>77259945
well the starters are all shit too

sadly even Rodon...

but hey we got Moncada to watch

>>77259945
>Why do you fags act surprised
I know who was pitching you sperg

The Cross Town Cup is coming and it's special time for the Who. It's the only time they can actual sell out their stadium since Cubs fans across the city, state and nation are willing to risk their lives to see the Cubs play at Guaranteed Rape because the tickets are so cheap.

But worse for Who's fans is that this is a no win scenario. If the Cubs win the series, they get the Cross Town Cup and confirm their dominance. If the Who keep the cup, it ruins their tanking.

>>77260080

>>77260080
I don't mind taking a break from the tank if it's to embarrass the insecure cubes

>>77260080
>If the Cubs win the series, the tank continues as planned. If the Whos keep the cup, it confirms their dominance
ftfy

>it's a fat whos player singles to the wall episode

kek

Let's go Royals

dat meme hit

>bustcada

CHI

>>77260644
na

Cool hit Moose

Uh oh

cool

Melkman gets it on the second try

it took all of gordon's resolve to not climb the wall and dive headlong into the crowd for that juicy ball

does Melky have trade value yet, he's been really good lately, at hitting at least

who do the Nats have in left these days, Raburn? Maybe Melky and Swarzak could be enough for Kieboom, I doubt it. I want Kieboom though, Anderson is going nowhere fast

>>77260883
>does Melky have trade value yet
Probably a no name scrub from single A at the very best.

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>>77260883
Past 2 months
Still probably not worth much though.

>>77260883
Raburn was with the Sox earlier in the year, and then got dealt for cash. If Hahn wanted him, he'd have kept him.

>>77260992
yeah that's why I said they might want Melky, with Werth (and Eaton) injured, Raburn, Heisey and Goodwin have been playing left, all are bad.

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Moss is the boss

Nobody wants fucking Melky Cabrera you guys

>lelfrey and the ump can't find where the stikre zone is
fuck

>pelfshit

>>77261128
We believe in Hahns magic

>>77261128
If teams think colon is still good enough to pitch, some team will take melky for a bag of crackers

big mike actually somehow got out of that shit

Dang he hit that hard and yet another out

Damn

>>77261128
Melky, Swarzak, and Jones for a top 100 prospect.

>>77261279
>he hit that hard
nah

>>77261282
>Jones
I don't think even hahns magic can make that work

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>>77261302
380+ liner I'd say is a pretty good hit

Where 375 foot pop outs are hard hit and Melky fuckig Cabrera is worth a top prospect

>>77261339
are you watching? that was not a line drive, and 94 isn't that hard

>>77261366
oh well then guess At Bat is lying to me then. dang.

unfortunately not watching but still trying to follow on At Bat/threads as much as possible

Royals you have the shittiest colors in the major league.

Holy mother of puke

can you be any slower pelfrey

cancel postgame show

time for pelfs meltdown

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pls score

Holy shit, almost

Uh oh

almost.

rack'em anyways

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>sinker

These White Sox aces are some of the best in the league

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>>77261530
at tanking

>>77261561
Shields - Commander
Holland - Loader
Rodon - Gunner
Pelfrey - Driver
Migo - Auxilary Gunner/Co-driver

>>77261601
Now do them as baseball player positions lol could yoy imagine

Which 8 players/personnel represent the tank the most?

>>77261627
Shields how else

run bitch
ruuuuun

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Can Melky get a triple?

guys he totally has trade value

Uh oh

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>>77261561
Still can't beat the best.

>>77261676
that was the perfect hit for a tripl, I doubt he makes it but he should have tried it to go for the cycle, maybe if it was the last thing he needed

Ump's wrecking your tank

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>Hawk Harrelson talking about respecting umpires

>>77261901
As long as their name isn't Joe West or Angel Hernandez.

>don't get to face Q

>>77261970
Mark Wegner too.

>>77261999
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

YOU GOTTA BE BLEEPING ME

>5 walks

Do it boni

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>>77262083
>0 Runs scored
It's like magic.

Uh oh

inb4 bunt

Fucking Rick

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>>77262280
As predictable as that was, fuck you anyway.

no
NO
NOOOOO
FUCK YOU RICK FUCK YOU

lmao this fuggin ump

>telling him to bunt
for fuck sake

He's shit boys

F

well its a productive out at least

sheet when do we start worryimg about Yoan?

>>77262426
>game 3
Panic watch already?

>>77262406
>>77262426
Are you serious

>>77262426
next july when he's playing like Anderson is right now

>>77262480
No (yes)

>>77262426
I hear we could potentially trade him for the #1 prospect in baseball.

This is what happens when you bunt, Richard.

My name Scott Alexander and I have diabeethes

>>77262464
>>77262480
>>77262528
was trying to be sarcastic' didnt work

If ypu paid $2 USD Dollars you could have used the SarcMark and avoided this embarrassment

Do it Lorenzo

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>>77262577
Yeah, my sarcasm detector is broken.

>103 pitches
Just bring in the pen to crack this one open.

SIX walks

pelfrey to holmberg

wild

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>holmberg replaces pelfrey

nice catch adam

nice play

ENGELS IN THE OUTFIELD

...did I just hear a referee whistle the play dead?

ding

SALVYYYYYYYY

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TYBS

Do it Salvador

Right on c-cue

fucking holmberg

WEW LADDIE

>threw well enough for a better result
>6 walks

nah

nice relief pitcher you got there white sox

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give up another home run why don't you

MOOOOOOOSE

>(((Holmberg)))

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tank rolls on

gg Royals

8th in a row

>>77262810
all our relief pitchers suck
Kahnle was the only good one

>>77262811
Your wish is my command

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I don't think we're gonna win a game until august

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

>>77262811
ruawizard?

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>>77262811
Thanks Holmberg

BACK BACK BACK BACK

TOWARDS THE MOOOOON

My goodness

>minaya
rev up dem dingers

This. Fucking. Team.....

I thought you got rid of fat albert

bye bitch

>>77261627
>>77261622
forget position players

the biggest tankers on the team are clearly the bullpen

Swarzak
Jennings
Beck
Minaya
Infants
Holmberg
(formerly) Ynoa
Goldberg

each more shitty than the last

Have you ever seen something as bad as this before?

>>77262989
oh and forgot Clippard of course

wew

the White Sox still find ways to surprise me. You guys are LOW, man.

>>77262989
all i can think of is 2014.

This crowd is rowdy.

>>77263063
But it's new and exciting.

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>Who in charge of not giving up 3 home runs in the same inning.

Do it Aussie Pete

>>77263063
Theyre not surprising to us anymore

and trust me we can still get lower

I still remember some years ago when royals fans were telling us to lift our heads and be more positive

well I mean you see this shit on the field playing """""'baseball""""""" as much as we are now

yeah...

>>77263327
I think the whos broke my heart last year when Robertson blew a 7 - 1 lead here

But you're the whens now
Chin up sad sacks

>>77263369
We are thats why were watching moncada... and ideally Rodon with hope

you cant say though its still sad watching the shit on the field you're seeing now

can he be any more predicatable

Wewe

Anyone heard anything about hail tonight?

>>77263614
Baseball sized hail spotted at Kauffman Stadium.

>>77263361
What are you talking about that was hilarious.
http://m.mlb.com/news/article/180699764/royals-rally-for-7-run-9th-to-beat-white-sox/

>>77263765
This was the ultimate dagger into that dream start in April.

Great walk. The ump was stretching that zone.

Moncada looks so much better from the left.

>on base in 3 straight games
Thank you Gohan Monkeyda

>ERA of 36.0
Where the fuck do you pick up these people? You're making the Cubs bullpen look good.

>>77263971
>11 PAs
>no strikeouts
This is what I like to see.

wew

>36 ERA
>increase it

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Moose DONG

fuck you holmberg

fuck you goldberg

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>77264130
Tank school

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>mfw I actually lived to see a royals team that hits home runs

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3.5 behind phillies soon
and leapfrogging the giants for #2

>>77264346
>implying home runs against the white sox count
Even you me or anyone else in this thread could hit a home run off these "pitchers".

>Last Who game's attendance: 24,907
What do the Who get if they tank their ticket sales? More than their team being moved to Montreal.

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Losah gg royals

8th in a row

tank rolls on

fuck you holmberg. scoring only 2 is shit too though

see you tomorrow

>Dutch tank going

HURRAY, WE ARE FREE

>>77264441
Seems rude

Gg whites ox

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>>77264759
Until tomorrow

>>77264727
Something about them not having to pay as much money for the stadium lease.

>>77264768
It isn't they just fucking suck so fucking much

I hope holmberg chester benningtons himself

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>>77264784