Juventus vs Barcelona gamethread

>>77257844
>Alcacer

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>mfw trying to get hyped but it's a fucking pre-season slugfest at 1 am

el bumpo for shit match I guess

>Neymar's last game for Barca
Fuck this gay earth

Bearded Mascherano will annihilate everyone.

streams:
http://www.genti.stream/hd1.php
(premier live hd stream)
http://buffstream.com/watch/soccer.php
(espn2)

>>77257844
>Bentancur

when did this happen lmao

>E team vs G team

yeah i'm not staying up for this

>>77258809
>Bentancur formally become a player of Juventus on 1 July 2017, after the club activated the option to sign him in April 2017. The first option to sign Bentancur was bought as part of Carlos Tévez's deal in July 2015.

*shrug*

>nerman

>>77258811
>Casual worried about rosters and cant just enjoy the game for the spectacle that it is

Nerman wouldn't be playing if a transfer were imminent.

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>Sturaro on the wing

Will this be nerman's final game at barca?

If he goes to P$G then his relevancy and career are over t b h

>watch juve
>see Jj
wtf, they really JUSTed themselves pretty bad

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>Rakuten
>new Juventus logo
who is making decisions for these fucking clubs

>no busquets
Congrats juve

NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN

Horrible defending by Barcelona all around, but Nerman just scored.

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he's done ever so well

why is no one watching this match? /sp/ is dead as fuck m8s

>benetia

this fucking guy

>Nichtsteiner

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>>77259089
everybody is working now that trump is president

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>>77259089
It's a meme friendly

Neymar weighs 16 lbs?

He gets pushed and goes 40 feet

>>77259115
>le trump is personally creating jobs meme

AHAAHAHHHAH SP BTFO

NEYMAR IS THE FUCKING GOAT

WELCOME TO PSG

Why don't Barca have names on their jerseys? Is that some sort of pre-season tradition?

>the media still thinks Nerman is leaving
>too retarded to see that Nerman just wants a pay raise.

>>77259198
won't happen la

Messi is playing. WHAT LE FUCK. Been real invisible.

>>77259244
He consistently gets cucked by Juve

Even when they won the CL final vs them he got carried

>>77259244
And who assisted the 2nd goal?

JESUS CHRIST THE GOAT

gib 220+ million euros now

you know i'm worth it

NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN NERMAN

>>77259262
in fact who assisted the first goal lmao

barsa is finished la

Pls dont leave Nerman ;_;

>>77259262
>>77259275
>assist

Le pass ball to Neymar and let him dribble drobble everybody

Scores 8 seconds later
>assist

>Jjustventus without Bonucci

This starting XI makes me puke

man all those plastic fans

>>77259275
first was alcancer m8

those are some ugly ass jerseys

Fucking nerman

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is his life, dare i say it, over?

>>77259258
>carried
>one or two assists
Whatever, it's pointless arguing after his showing last season.

AHAAHAHHHAH SP BTFO YET AGAIN!

NEYMAR IS THE FUCKING GOAT

WELCOME TO PSG

>>77259310
>america

What did you expect

Realistically speaking, is Barca fucked if Nerman actually and unironically decides to leave? Keep in mind that Barca will have a quarter of a fucking billion dollars to use as transfer money for the next few seasons if this retarded transfer actually happens. I'd reckon they can get Dybala + a proper midfield and some depth with that money which means the team will stop being unbalanced and shit.

PSG supporter here desu. I don't want Neymar to come. He needs a bigger club than PSG, he's fine at barcelone. I imagine neymar playiong with cavani and..no, neymar deserves better. It's silly to give caviar to pigs desu

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>>77257844

Cardiff is here

forever

>nerman isn't elite
t./sp/

>>77259341
If they buy Dembele they're fine

>>77259341

Better to have neymar than a lot of money, because you don't always manage to use that money properly

Maybe Juventus won't sell.

Maybe the midfielders they buy will be shit.

But they know Nerman delivers.

So it's a gamble for Barça.

>>77259349
lol Cavani is one of the best strikers in europe m8.

stop talking shit

>>77257844

>Barcellona

this triggers me

>>77259359
>Dembele
He's too young and Dirtmud will want 60+ million for him. Let him stay at Dirtmud for another season or two.

PSG supporter here
fuck PSG

>>77259374
>leddit spacing
wena 55 weon

>>77259378
>lol Cavani is one of the best strikers in europe m8.

'no'

>>77259341
Not if they buy Pulisic

>>77259374
this 2bh. plus the current board in control is a joke.

>>77259389
>60+ million
lol if nerman goes to PSG for 222m they'll ask 120+

>>77259378
he's only good when he's alone at the front and gets passes in the back of the defenders, he has very poor technic, he panics easily, he will drive neymar crazy.

>>77259411
Does it feel good that for the first time America has a potentially world class footballing prospect?

I personally am excited for the US to step up to the footballing plate.

>>77259411
>Barca buy PulisGOD and DembelGOAT together and are set for the next 10 years for the midfield.
I will come.

>>77259428
This

It's like if they come for Dybala, Juve would literally ask for 150+

>>77259408
if Lookapoo is considered one of the best strikers in europe then Cavani is too

>>77259437
I was memeing, but yea it feels good and it's even better he's at the perfect club for him right now. We will see if he moves in 2-3 years, but right now Dortmund is literally the perfect club to grow at. Plays with some world class players and gets great playing time this is the first generation of players for the US that started after the soccer boom I guess you could call it. Still no sign of a good ST though and that's what could hold the US back in terms of tacking the next step up.

>>77259460
Lukaka is a flat track bully and is shit.

which messi is playing? the iranian one?

>>77259507
The white one

jjust ffuck mmy sshit uup

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>>77259341
Barca should be making a big signing right now, If they wait until Nerman is gone they're fucked. It's a lot harder to negotiate a deal when the selling club knows you're up 220 million and in need of a replacement.

>fielding together Lemina, Sturaro, Asamoah, Marchisio, Lichtsteiner, Mandzukic as striker
Jesus Christ

Barcelona should buy Kane and Alli.

Would literally steamroll every champions league season for the next 5 years

>>77259532
So it is the Iranian one.

>>77259552
You don't make a big sign like that m8.. completely out of the blue.

Sturaro literally can't pass a ball 5 feet this fucking guy

>>77259556
Asamoah:Juve=Niang:Milan

>Sturaro again

Wtf does this guy even do holy shit I'm loling

>>77259579
He's so clumsy, too.

>>77259569
Together they would be like 300 million lad

lol italian scumbag

>divemar

>>77259604
I've never seen a player just consitently get worse every chance he gets.

He had one meme game vs Bayern and people were like well he might be okay and that was his only good game of his career

>>77259606
Kane is 200 on his own.

Messi can't score against the GOAT even in a friendly lol

BaTmAn_LoKo signs for dignitas

JUSTier mascherano

gotta love neymar chimpouts
he wouldn't do shit if there were no cameras around

>>77259606
>>77259637
No they wouldn't, unless they were sold in the prem to another prem team.

>African intellectuals

>>77258988
This. Wtf

>>77259575

they're going to have to do that to stop the madrid domination

Is Juve trying to kill Neymar to keep Dybala?

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Post yfw Asamoah, Sturaro, Lemina, Benetia and Lichtsteiner sign for your team

>>77259660
Except every valuation puts Kane in the same price bracket as Neymar and he is going for 196 mil. Dele Alli is any easy 100 mil

Tfw Sturaro is so shit not even Fiorentina wanted him

>Half-time
What do

Is this game the departure gift of Neymar to Barcelona's fans?

>>77259660
doesn't matter who is buying nigger, we don't give discounts to non-prem clubs

>>77259709
Benatia was top tier with roma lad

>nerman isn't the goa-

>>77259750
a gift to barça's board for his improved contract

>>77259709
>one more year and we will be Lichsteiner free
feels good man

>>77259746
post feet

>>77259746
Post boypussy

>>77259790
no

>>77259809
no

>people still buying this 'Neymar's leaving' nonsense

how does it feel to be rused by some 11-years old Twitter faggot with username like @VerrattisBugatti, whose bs was mindlessly repeated by the lousy imitations of journalists?

>>77259736
>every valuation puts Kane in the same price bracket as Neymar

Maybe if he was sold to another prem team, there's no way in hell he's worth what Neymar is.

You're about 100mil off in your evaluation unless they were sold within the Prem. Kane's value is closer to Lukaku's the fact that he's English only jacks up the price within the Prem. Kane is worth probably 20-25mil more than Lukaku

>robot voice

>>77259828
Anon... They met his dad. There's really a negotiation.

>>77259764
>we don't give discounts to non-prem clubs

English players don't leave the prem because you guys value them so high because they're English. They aren't worth what you pay not even close.

Walker for 50mil? That's a joke Walker is an above average RB, but far from 50mil.

There's a reason Bayern, Barca and Madrid don't look at English players.

1. they don't rate them
2. they sure as shit ain't willing to pay that price when they can get a similar player for half the price

>>77259881
>English players don't leave the prem because you guys value them so high because they're English

Thats kind obvious tho. The majority of them is dogshit but those 4 or 5 fellow whos are really good would never leave

>>77259569
Nah, Kane is overrated garbage and Alli doesn't have the technical skills required to play in barca's system.

>>77259089
It's a pre season game who cares

>>77259089
>no english teams

geez I wonder why

Just read this.

Unless of course you belive that the opinion of some fat Americans is worth more than CIES

http://www.football-observatory.com/

The first page shows the 3 most valuble players in the world are Nerman 210 million euros, Dele alli 155 mil and Kane 153.

>>77259966
>Kane is overrated garbage.
'no'

>random arab oil barons son is on the pitch
makes sense why they don't have their names on the back of their shirts

>>77259966
You are stupid

>>77259089

>watching friendlies

Burger pls. Do you watch preseason nfl games? I hope you don't

>>77260019
>http://www.football-observatory.com/

literally because one website uses that as their value?

Well transfermarkt has Kane and 60 and Alli at 45

I can post random websites too.

Nobody has bid on any of those players yet, nor rumored to bid for them you're just spitting random evaluations out.

>>77260036
He's a bargain bin Ronaldo and Barca have a much better striker in Ratking.
>>77260054
I only rate Eriksen and maybe (maybe) Dier. The rest are tottenshit system babbies.

Holy shit these barca kits are absolute trash

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Hoping for a scatalan win tonight

>>77260059
I'd kill for some preseason right now. Str8 up murder a bitch.

>>77260019
>these evaluations

Holy shit you're trying to use this as evidence?

>Higuain worth more than Dybala
>Roberto Firmino 85 mil
>Hueng Min Son 61mil
>Martial worth more than Icardi
>Insigne at 75mil
>Cahill 49mil

You really proved your point that you're retarded

>>77260084

The CIES has been right in 80% of their valuations since they began making them.

Transfer market has Neymar at £85 million you cretin. Transfermarket is a completely different valuation system. Please go back to /r/ sports where your autism will be heralded

>>77260228
Why don't you write a better algorithm then?
God you're autistic

>>77260246
Dude their fucking awful, stop being autistic.

Kane and Alli are worth more than Messi

xD ITS ACCURATE GUYS

>>77260285

I refuse to believe that you are this stupid and I hope you're just memeing but I will explain it to you on the off chance that you are disabled.

Messi is 30 and has 5 years of football at the top level max and dele alli is 22 and maybe has 13 years of football and therefore is more of an investment to a club.

>>77260285
>their

Ok mate.At least I know who I'm arguing with now

ITT: autists who failed to understand basic economics

>>77260285
Kane is 7 years younger than Messi; Alli is 10 years younger.

It HUGELY influences the valuations.

If Pogba was, say, 27, nobody would pay anything close to 89 million for him.

>>77260375
Yea it's pretty bad, funny to see Brits getting triggered as always though.

CHIELLINI

>>77260386
>>77260351
>>77260369

Kane is 23
Mbappe is 18

Mbappe has proven more at a higher level (the CL)

At the same price Madrid Barca would easily take Mbappe over Kane.

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>>77257844
I'm supporting Juve for their new back sponsor

>>77259569
Nigga you blind?

>>77260409
And Sterling being valued higher than Mbappe and Dembele.

>>77260409
I'm going to stop arguing with you and let you believe whatever you want to believe. You are clearly too stupid grasp simple concepts.

>>77260469
>I've lost the argument because I cannot understand English players aren't as valuable as one website said

Sleep tight buddy pal

I already rank de Sciglio over Licht

>>77260497
ok

>Chielini giving Ratking the payback

lmao

>>77260564
VENDETTA

oh shit, someone grazed ratking's knee... again
give it a rest already you cunt, it's a fucking friendly

>>77260564
Good
Fuck this ugly ass rodent

>>77260375
Nice flag monkey boy, LMAO

>saying >autist triggers the germans

lmao don't @ me kiddo

I dont want neymar to leave and be replaced by smallbala

>Higuain still hasn't shaved it off completely like Mascherano
Come on you're not fooling anyone.

>chokeguain

Can't they just sell Suarez instead of Neymar?

allegri needs to man up and bench buffon for sczezeny

>>77260709
Tell me who would replace him if they do that.

>>77260622
>smallbala
If you are referring to their height I think dabala is a little taller

>>77260896

costa

>>77260996
Right.

>>77261102
left

>>77261158
middle for me