Just got my tickets to El Clasico in Miami. What should I expect

An even higher amount of semen slurping because no one cares about the pre-season

>>77253448
how much did you pay for this irrelevant off-season game?

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>>77253448
>Not going to a comfy Ft. Lauderdale Strikers game for your first. Too late now. RIP.

>>77253448
120 minutes 0-0

>>77253448
>pre season game in america
>el clasico

>overpaying for a pre-season borefest

>>77253475
Not op but tickets were selling for $800 when they first came out.

>>77254576
lmfao

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>>77253672
> someone else from /toy/

>>77254576
I don't believe you

>>77257499
I paid $170 for my City-Spurs tickets so $800 for Barca-Real seems legit.

>>77254576
>>77257720
Jesus fucking christ.

>>77257499

No, he's right. They are going for a round that price. The resellers are selling it at $1.2K

>>77257813
I mean this is a country where people pay $400 minimum for Alabama-Auburn tickets. I don't understand why our ticket prices are so high.

>>77253448
So many Colombians. I don't know where we're keeping them, but they come out in droves for soccer.

>>77258042
Insane demand, limited supply. Country of 320 million people where most people can afford to travel across the country, but only 70,000 seats. Also the average person in Alabama is so fat that they take up two seats, further limiting supply.

>>77257499
Miami is full of bored rich latinos. We'll overpay for anything.

>>77253448
Learn the songs on the song sheet before you go.
Remember to be respectful of all races and go doopin crazy