What's the best sport to do in order to impress women?

>>77253249
suicide
>start today

>>77253249
Started doing MMA got a lot of slags interested

>>77253249
Just lift. Has your country been overrun with Muslims yet?

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I just want to impress Jackie Denardo

Juggling

Ballet

>>77253249

B-ing urself

>>77253331
>just lift

Might as well tattoo "Microdicked" on your forehead

Women don't care about sports or how you perform, they only notice if you make decent bank and fame from it.

>>77253249
Some dangerous meme sport like auto racing or bullfighting.

Making money.

Here in Italy be a swimmer and you'll drown in pussy

>>77253276
fpbp

When I went to school in Los Angeles there were a lot of girls interested in club Rugby players

>>77253331
We put them in shit neighbourhoods just like you do with your minorities, Burger. Actual middleclass, white people like everyone in 4chan hardly come into contact with them.

>>77254247
fl*mish redneck fag larping as """middle class"""

>>77253249
the one that makes you the most money

>>77254247
You know, I believe this is exactly what creates social problems. You should keep refugees from concentrating in neighborhoods where they never assimilate and instead spread them out.

>>77253249

Chivalry and freestyle fencing

Tennis players

prepping the bull

>>77253249
Whatever your countrys most popular version of football is.

I'd bet my life savings on it

>>77254247
Yeah, well said Stalin,we got a lefty here... Who has street cred!!
It never occurred to you that sandniggers are not on average not compatible with Western society?
the on average ~90 IQ does not open up for high level jobs
How much does all that extra security cost the average European citizen Sjefke?
Let's be honest here Suske, if you were a boss needing someone for manual labour would you rather take an European or a muslim with a month long Ramadan every year?

porn

>>77253249
>What's the best sport to do in order to impress women?
I always found hockey has an amazing female following. When I played I never had a problem getting a girl. Lacrosse and Soccer both did nothing to impress (the other sports I played). I also met chicks at regattas (sailing), as well as skiing or snowboarding. But those girls were either stoner skater girls or snow bunnies looking for a rich guy's $$.

I noticed football doesn't help guys much unless you're a "skill" position or linebacker. Linemen get boned for women unless they're in the pros. Basketball works for finding ghetto-trash, almost no white girls go near a bb court.

>>77253249
Football/Soccer

It has literally been scientifically proven that women are biologically programmed to be attracted to football players.

http://time.com/2950943/a-scientific-explanation-for-our-obsession-with-sexy-soccer-players/

>>77253249
We've been through thtis before - it all depends on CLASS.

Lower class:
Footbal - Baseball - Basketball

Middle class:
Lacrosse - Hockey

Upper class:
Skiing - Sailing

>>77263706
Lower
MMA / Boxing

Middle
Rugby / Volleyball

Upper
Mountain-biking / Golf

>>77263760
dude nobody gets wet watching golf

>>77253249
Women are genetically wired to be attracted to the dominant males, the top of the dominance hierarchy.

In other words, it doesn't matter so much what sport you choose, what matters is *you be better than the other men playing it*.

You could be playing 69-dimensional Mongolian bukkake, and as long as you're better than the other men - meaning you're the dominant male - that will attract women.

I've heard of guys simply winning small-time local online gaming competitions and women totally changing their view towards them.

>>77263760
>golf
Fuck off, canuck.

>>77267156
>I've heard of guys simply winning small-time local online gaming competitions and women totally changing their view towards them.
Ah so this is what gaymurs cling too. Good luck with that.

Boxing

>>77257140
>>77263706

99% of women out sailing are there with their boyfriend / partner.

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>>77253249
Auto Racing

Not even legal real shit, just be quick in your /o/proved shitbox.

rowing/crew did pretty well for me relevant to my distinct lack of athletic ability

>>77267737
>Ah so this is what gaymurs cling too
This wasn't just anecdotal-hearsay, this was a direct communication from a guy with whom I'd been discussing the things to which women respond, and he noted how even winning his little local online gaming event significantly changed how women responded to him. He was shocked at how much of a difference it made.

Lower class:
cribbage/slots/betting on dog races

Middle class:
poker/betting on horses/keno

Upper class:
chess/backgammon/roulette

>>77268313
excellent list if you are trying to pick up geriatrics

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Lower class:
Sorry / Candy Land / Trouble / Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots / Operation

Middle class:
Monopoly / Ticket To Ride / Trivial Pursuit / Scrabble / Risk / Battleship

Upper class:
Tsuro / Pandemic / Settlers of Catan / Twilight Struggle / Power Grid / A Few Acres of Snow

It starts with one...
[Mike Shinoda:]
One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
[Mike Shinoda:]
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
[Mike Shinoda:]
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on did-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

[Mike Shinoda:]
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how I tried so hard
I tried so hard
[Mike Shinoda (Chester Bennington):]
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
In the end

You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

>>77253249
Anything you're good at.

>>77268440
>Lower class:
Pong / StreetFighter / Space Invaders / Burger Time / Mario Kart / Duckhunt / Call of Duty / Need For Speed / The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim / Watchdogs / Titanfall / FarCry 5

>Middle class:
Defender / Galaxian / Pac Man / Frogger / Wii Sports / The Sims / Super Mario World / Battlefield / Grand Theft Auto / Uncharted 4: A Thief's End / Destiny 2


>Upper class:
Asteroids / Galaga / Ms. Pac Man / Qix / Okami / MadWorld / Doki Doki Universe / Unfinished Swan / Monument Valley / Never Alone / The Last Guardian / Red Dead Redemption 2

Equestrian sports

>>77257436
>muh science

When will the age of reddit science end? Just doing research and running some numbers goes for science these days.

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lower class:
contact sports such as ice hockey and MMA.

middle class:
non-contact sports such as running and swimming.

upper class:
safari, cocaine, Settlers of Catan

>>77253249
the sports that make you look stronger than your opponents

>>77254519
Why not just keep them out of the country instead?

I just sing to them and they get wet

Y se mete en la cama y siento su respiracion que recorre mi cuerpo, siento que me hace el amor

Tus labios de rojo carmesi, parecen murmurar mil cosas sin hablar. Y yo que estoy aqui sentado frente a ti. Me siento desangrar sin poder conversar

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Tennis

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Sprint

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Football

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Hockey

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MMA

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Handegg

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>>77253249
M'lady tipping
>kys faggot

>>77254689
Racist post, did not read

>>77271690
Damn, Schürrle is really ugly, and yet he got a cutie

>>77273907
Hopefully not because of money.

>>77273999
Yes of course, he didn't get her because he has a body like a greek statue and a big bank account. We'll say that.

>>77253614
Women are barely even aware that auto racing exists.

It's not like the old days where manly men like Steve McQueen drove and someone dying was common.

>>77253811
>be swimmer
>drown

LoL. Girls love guys who are good with their fingers

>>77253249
being higly competitive when using your dick on her never fail to impress

>>77254522
Shai?

Lacrosse

Polo, but you need no less than 5 million per year to play on elite level

beach volleyball

>>77275503
maybe

>>77271676
wtf is that on her stomach?

>>77271667
bet he lost that game

>>77271706
STD

Acquiring money

>>77253811
Don't most swimmers have extremely clean-cut looking bodies? I thought le ragazze liked that tattooed-to-fuck-like-a-cathedral-fresco-and-extremely-fucking-hairy-and-bearded filthy look these days.

golf

Golf. Women like class, finesse, intelligence, and money and that is exactly what the golf lifestyle brings you.

And if you hit it long and drop dimes, you've got a large phallus by default.

So tell me anons, why aren't you a part of the glorious golf masterrace and obtain a surplus of women?

>>77282644
I am and let me tell you: women aren't impressed.
In fact the cuties that work at the clubhouse are burned out from retarded flabby retirees trying to mockingly hit on them

>tfw playing hockey yesterday
>2 of the younger womens teams about to play
>i make a run and get tripped over and earn a pen
>score
>cheers

feelsgoodman

>>77282915
>see post about hockey
>it's weird as fuck grass hockey with the giant wooden candy cane sticks and not real hockey
Fuck you

>>77268642
>wii sports in middle class
my sides

>>77253249
Just don't be fat and workout.
Play recreational sports that aren't too heavy on the body.
Try basketball and or soccer.

>>77283467
Wii Sports Bowling is patrician fun for everyone

>>77253249
Professional Chadding.

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>>77274067

>>77253276
fpbp

>>77288896
https://youtu.be/KiiPnHic5WI?t=56s

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Motorsport and nothing comes close.

>look at this mofo and his mrs

>>77289369
looks like me

>>77253249
fucking talking to one is a start

>>77289543
well, he is belgian too.