/tdf/ /cyc/ - Stage 20

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yah froome yah

FOR ENGLAND

also, Big TomD not riding La Vuelta

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I'm not an ABUK at all, Cavendish is my favourite sprinter of all time and I like Chris Froome a lot, but I really, really hate that British Paul Smith-Rapha-fake retro style that so many in British cycling seem to love and which is personified in Wiggins.

fuck froome
fuck sky
fuck all brits

>>77249939
to be fair to Wiggins, that's been his style his entire life. Others have joined in with the mod retro style.

Froome shall need to switch your bike twice and shall loss to Urán Urán by 30 seconds in stage

That goof Froome will drop his chain on the climb. Deus vult

>>77249973
Good post.

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>marseille

Hopefully Bardet takes the yellow jersey, I'm sick of Froome.

>>77250255
don't be like that

>>77250255
Bardet is worst than Quintana in TT, pá

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what a tour it have been

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/ourguy/ Roglic to win today hopefully

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The women's race is on the same course today, but they scaled it differently so it looks much easier lel.

>>77250314
i think the climb is not 70% gradient as the men's version suggests

If a group of roadside fans where to throw a bunch of tacs or a tarpaulin and Froome crashed/had a mechanical directly as a result, is there a UCI rule that would maintain his yellow jersey?

>>77250255

Uran is /ourguy/

>>77250255
Froome 99%
Uran 1%
Bardet 0%

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Is he the last contender left to beat froome?

"2017 Tour De France Winner Rigoberto Uran Uran" just sounds a bit wierd for me, i dunno why

>>77250339
I don't know about UCI but in the Olympics one guy was going to win 1000m run or something and a fan took him down. He finished in 3rd. At least if I were one of the other runners I would've waited.

>>77250340
Uran, Bardet, Kittel, Tiago Machado, whatever. I just want Froome to lose.

>>77250310
>no Richie Morte picture

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>tfw no locombian and portuguese teams in ProTour

how many bongs to the broadcast coverage begins?

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>>77250353
it was the marathon

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>leave Froome to me

>>77250414
>gorillionaire can't even buy a good bike

why

>>77250433
Brain damage

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>>77250433

It's about the legs not the bike.

>>77250465
>lime green lambo
so hes THAT guy

Hope Kwiato is rested enough to give this time trial a go. It's pretty perfect for him, especially with the form he's got

looking forward to this women's timetrialpursuit thing.

Dubs and Froome crashes during the Time Trial

>>77250269
is that even possible?

>>77250528
rerolling

>>77250528
>>77250542
Let me reroll this for you faggits.

>>77250530

Quintana is pretty good tbqh

When does it starts ?

>>77250528

No crash. But mechanical.

>>77250560
At the beginning.

Anyone else been watching lance armstrongs post-stage podcast? Very good.

>>77250567
you rancid swine

>>77250572

Fuck this guy.

>>77250572
Who?

>>77250581
Why?

>>77250572
He's kind autistic but the insight he gives is pretty interesting

>>77250572

Of course. Much better the last few days when he had other cyclists on with him.

>>77250595
Perhaps it's his autism that made him not lose. To be fair to him doping is the only way he could have won.

>coverage starts at 8:25pm
>it's la course

oh

For those interested, Chris Froome will be starting the time trial at 4:04pm UK time (currently BST), which is 3:04 GMT

>>77250576
Stop being so racist. Thanks.

>>77250623
not interested

>>77250604
>implying implications that the doping was bad
Ask some of the people who still live on this planet who won the last 10 years of Tour de France.
Lance was the only guy who managed to get this shitty sport to the normalfags.
I'm also pretty sure that Froome is also doing some kind of dope, as if anybody who still watches it gives a flying fuck.

>>77250634
Fascinating.

>>77250648
Yeah I know, Lance is a bit of an arsehole but there is no doubting how dominating he was in the sport.

>>77250648
He ruined lives with his maffia shit. And almost killed cycling. Fuck him.

>>77250604

He was world champ before he started doping. If everyone was clean he would still win. Lance is the GOAT

Do you think some women gets an orgasm while riding a bike? I'm genuinely curious.

>>77250662
>bit of an arsehole
that's a modest understatement desu.

>>77250310
Tells you something about this tour when an umbrella that literally caused no major issues is more iconic than the fight for GC

>>77250691
>before he started doping
give over

also i look forward to world champion peter sagan win the tour de france multiple times

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>>77249939
>but I really, really hate that British Paul Smith-Rapha-fake retro style that so many in British cycling seem to love

Yeah, but if your style and all your stuff is cutting edge new how can you claim you've been here for years?

>captcha
Well that's an omen

Does anyone have a webm of either Cavendish knocking over the chink in the olympics or of when he fell at the end of the sprint this year?

Froome is the GOAT clean athlete.

You might not like and you might try to deny it, but deep down we all know that Armstrong vs Ulrich was cycling at its peak.

>>77250730
(You)

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>>77250730

>>77250648
Doping only sucks when it makes the sport un-entertaining.

Those EPO years in the 90s were hugely entertaining, despite everyone's blood being as thick as honey.

Even if Team Sky is clean, they commit a far worse sin: they make the racing less entertaining.
Even as close as it's been, has anyone doubted that Froome wouldn't actually win at the end barring a crash?

>>77250739
>Those EPO years in the 90s were hugely entertaining,
No, they weren't. They were as predictable as the sun rising in the east.

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>>77250730
That top level doping.

Pantani should not be forgotten.

>In his last season (2003) was administered over 40,000 units of EPO, seven doses of growth hormone, thirty doses of anabolic steroids and four doses of hormones used to treat menopause, minimum.

>>77250730
>not Hinault vs Lemond

Roglič will fall, I can feel it.

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Froome crashes or has a mechanical

>>77250753
That's true if you only watch the TdF and only care about the GC.

>>77250790
Okay then, so you're saying the classics were dull this year? Sky somehow ruined them? The Giro was ruined by Sky? They've ruined the Vuelta?

>>77250760
How heavy were the bikes back then? How much would an equivalent cost now?

>>77250707

Ignorant. Merckx, Evans and Lemond. All world champs.

And Lance started working with Ferrari in 95

big sweaty girl butt's

>>77250855
Hello Australian.

CEST
31 Stephen Cummings (GBr) Dimension Data 14:20:00
54 Vasil Kiryienka (Blr) Team Sky 14:43:00
67 Tony Martin (Ger) Katusha-Alpecin 14:56:00
88 Stefan Küng (Sui) BMC Racing Team 15:17:00
108 Jonathan Castroviejo (Esp) Movistar Team 15:37:00
110 Michal Kwiatkowski (Pol) Team Sky 15:39:00
130 Primoz Roglic (Slo) Team LottoNl-Jumbo 15:59:00
158 Alberto Contador (Esp) Trek-Segafredo 16:46:00
159 Warren Barguil (Fra) Team Sunweb 16:48:00
160 Louis Meintjes (RSA) UAE Team Emirates 16:50:00
161 Simon Yates (GBr) Orica-Scott 16:52:00
162 Daniel Martin (Irl) Quick-Step Floors 16:54:00
163 Fabio Aru (Ita) Astana Pro Team 16:56:00
164 Mikel Landa (Esp) Team Sky 16:58:00
165 Rigoberto Uran (Col) Cannondale-Drapac 17:00:00
166 Romain Bardet (Fra) AG2R La Mondiale 17:02:00
167 Christopher Froome (GBr) Team Sky 17:04:00
http://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/racing/tour-de-france/tour-de-france-stage-20-time-trial-start-times-343404#fvx10xygEFKpdX6V.99

>>77250760
>>In his last season (2003) was administered over 40,000 units of EPO, seven doses of growth hormone, thirty doses of anabolic steroids and four doses of hormones used to treat menopause, minimum.

that's not even that much

>>77250312
he will be too buggered after his stage win. froome has this one in the bag so to speak.

>>77250836
Armstrong admitted in testimony he began doping in 1993.

And yes, if you want to suggest World Champ = future Tour winner you're going to need a lot longer list.

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>>77250823
Bike weights hovered between 18 and 22 pounds from 1968 to 1998.
Pantani's bianchi weighed 17.8 pounds (8.1kg)

Armstrong's Trek 5900 SL in 2003 weighted 14.5 pounds (6.6kg) and caused the UCI to impose a minimum weight.

>you'll never be so doped out that you will beat famous dope rider Ullrich by 9 minutes on a rainy Alpa D'huez.

>>77250874
That's just what is confirmed, the actual list is supposedly much longer.

>>77250821
Quite the opposite. Those races were interesting (except LBL, that's always a dull affair) because Sky doesn't seriously show up. They enter the other races because they are obliged to in order to maintain their UCI ProTeam license.

Remember that Sky exists for one reason: to put a British (or Kenyan) rider in yellow in Paris. Everything else is ancillary.

It's no different than USPS. The team's focus was never divided by other races and other riders and other goals.

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>>77250855
G'day

>>77250760
And all the drugs didn't kill him, it was cocaine kek

>>77250898
Women are disgusting.

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>>77250878
>froome has this one in the bag

imagine the smell on the saddle after these girl's TT

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I'm glad we're all in agreement that the Garmin Edge 500 is the greatest cycling computer of all time.

>>77250913
they smell better than men and have nice, soft squishy bits.

What are you...some kind of fag?

>>77250932
I'm not a fag but I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

>>77250896
You're talking out of your arse, mate. Sky won MSR, Sky won Strade Bianche, they also won Paris-Nice, Tour of the Alps. Last year they won Paris-Nice, E3, Trentino, LBL, Dauphine, Tour of Norway, and countless other wins and podiums in big races.

But sure, they don't seriously show up.

See you next July.

>>77250916
like flowers?

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Tony Martin's sandpaper saddle

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>>77250927
I really like mine. I got the red one with carbon trim

>>77250942
kek

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>>77250927
>cycling with a computer

That's a pretty serious climb on the course.

>>77250943
>See you next July.
Ah, there it is. Nice projection, kid. Newfags can't ever keep their newness from showing.

peepee poo

>>77250823
Pretty much the same. Bikes are required to have a minimum weight of 6.8kg since 2000, so it stopped technical advances in that area.

>>77250962
i have smelled a girl's butthole before and it didn't smell of anything. she just showered though. i don't know what a big sweaty cyclist girl's butthole would smell like.

I'm correct in assuming the slowest male rider of the tour de france would be far better than the fastest woman rider of the most similar race?

>>77251004
I suppose that's for the best, you don't want the bikes becoming so light that they start taking risks with their structural integrity.

>>77251004
>so it stopped technical advances in that area.
The area of weight reduction?

Because the bikes are very, very different from what they were 17 years ago.

actually, even then, things keep getting lighter so the teams can fit heavy batteries for their electronic shifters and heavy power meters and still stay at or near the limit.

If the bike is too light, they can always chuck a length of chain down the seat tube.

>>77250401
Just read about him on wiki. What a weird cunt

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>>77251006
sweat and an undertones of earthy shit

its better than it sounds

>>77251024
By far.

>>77251024
Van Vleuten climbed the strava section of the Izoard faster than most of the top men.

damn i miss my ex. i wish i was smelling her butthole right now.

>>77251063
The women today are riding the same route as the men that will later on right?

>all these well traveled Colombians showing up in droves at every stage at every GT

I thought these people were poor mountain folk

>>77251080
Yes, but men using time trial bikes

>>77251071
it was a 60km stage though. How long was the men one ? 200km ?

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>tfw the 3D printed Titanium handlebars on Froome's TT bike alone cost 15K.

That's more then I make in a year.

>>77251080
yeah.

Van Vleuten won again.

>>77251061
Why are brits so obsessed with shit?

When will you cucks admit that the British are the master race?

>>77250572
no. he makes me nauseous

>>77251106
an impressive piece of gear, if not really in the spirit of having to use commercially-available stuff. Pinarello says they'll be made available to the public, but if they sell more than a hundred I'd be shocked.

>>77251104
Sure. Men are much faster cyclists than the women. It's just worth pointing out they're not going up the climbs at amateur speeds.

>>77251128
There is a sort of psychopathic/sociopathic superficial glib personality about him, but I like him.

>>77251106
that's expensive for marginal gains.
Will they use vortex today ?

>>77250700
no. motorbikes can make them tingle tho

>>77250967
>this
ugh not again. hasn't his taint learned it's lesson?

>>77251139
Froome won't (cos he's in yellow), the other riders will.

How many kellicams is this stage?

>>77251139
>Will they use vortex today ?
Sky yes, Froome no. Froome has to use the skinsuit that the race organizer issues him.

>>77251124
when you manage to leave the eu

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>>77251111
>"brits obbsessed with shit" from a German HAHAHAHA *sniff*

>>77251093
Prob all alpaca farmers or drug dealers

>>77251106
How the fuck do they 3d print titanium? Is that the thing where they shoot super hot particles of the metal and hope for the best and end up getting some really rough surface?

I think Sky are just the scapegoat and it's the tour itself which is boring.

>>77251093
>Produce cocaine
>Fly to Europe
>Watch /TdF/
>???
>Take $$$ home
Doesn't sound bad to me

>>77251184
more or less. They lay down a layer of powdered metal and melt it with a laser in just the right places.

>>77251214
yeah. cycling is boring. why the fuck am i even watching this shit.

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>BREAKING NEWS: Images have been released of the yellow jersey suit issued to Chris Froome by the French race organisers ASO for the time trial

>>77251214
your boring

>>77251227
for the sweaty buttholes

>>77251233
You're

>>77251229
>"""english""" """banter"""

>>77251236
Time trials are comfy.

I'm already bored with this stage.

looks like we'll get time checks before the climb, and at/near the top of the climb

I think Juan is drunk or high.

>>77251233
>>77251227
Well the other races that Sky are in are deemed exciting so races being boring and Sky are not a constant.

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>>77251129
Enough rich middle aged men in this world who need this.
>>77251184
>>77251226
Powdered bed.
Layer by layer.

>>77251214
was it boring ?
I think it was pretty fun. Bardet was bold, Barguil did a Virenque on the whole tour, Uran being strong as fuck.
The short mountain stage was goat, I hope they do it again next year.
I liked that tour

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Who's been your favourite rider in this year's tour.

for me its dan martin

hello

>>77251291
General Electric had a different method, The Slow Mo Guys did a video for them on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AdKVTzfTc8

>>77251306
rude

>>77251305
Barguil !
He attacked like a madman

>>77251305
WAWA desu

>>77251305
Thor Hushovd

>>77250896
yeah sky doesn't take anything apart from the tour seriously

since 2011 only once they have been outside the top 3 in worldtour ranking without even trying

rly makes u think

>>77251305
Alejandro Valverde

>>77251305
Warren Barguil

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>i want it to turn black starts palying

>>77251305
KWIATO
W
I
A
T
O

Froome for being an autistic cycling robot, for his recovery after that mechanical and because he makes half of /tdf/ salty as fuck.

>>77251339
>i want it to turn black
Lmoa

>>77249869
>That Climb
RIP Tony Martin

>WHO'LL BE HERE FOR /VUELTA/
Who'll be here for /vuelta/?
>WHO'LL BE HERE FOR /VUELTA/

http://www.strawpoll.me/13503397
http://www.strawpoll.me/13503397
http://www.strawpoll.me/13503397

>>77251325
what ever happened to him. he went to team jon veuters team then disappeared

All things being equal it should be Roglic vs Froome today.

I think if you get overtaken in a time trial you should be Disqualified from the race.

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>77251356
Vuelta is a meme

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>>77251345
AUTISM IS A SUPERPOWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_klmfrj2jM

>>77251374
super fun to watch, though

>>77251356
only if froomey rides

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>last day of the tour
>which means last day of vaction soon
>which means the summer is ending
>back to work
>back to mundane life
>shit weather
>no more comfy threads
>no more comfy broadcasts
>no more long comfy summer nights
>another year has passed
>49 weeks until the next tour

i dont want it to end

>>77251356
>WHO'LL BE HERE FOR /VOLTA A PORTUGAL/
Who'll be here for /Volta a Portugal/?
>WHO'LL BE HERE FOR /VOLTA A PORTUGAL/

>not watching the best tour

Why can't people overtake tomorrow? Is it just for the TDF or is the same rule for other tours?

>>77251377
Do autists always have old fathers?

GOOD MORNING GUYS

>>77251386
They can but they won't. The stage just isn't built for time gaps.

>>77251386
It's an unwritten rule. I was watching Lance's podcast and he said if there was something like 10 seconds between Froome and a Frenchman in the last stage there would be a race going and and "le respect the yellow jersey" meme would go out of the window.

>you will NEVER win Le tour de France

>>77251386
Tradition. The other Grand Tours don't have a consistent final sprint stage like le Tour does with the Champs-Elysees, so it varies.

>>77251384
i'm neet and i hate the summer. to hot.

>Sky takes both first and last places

MADMEN

>>77251394
Mine was 23 when he made me.

>>77251384

but closer to comfy winter sports season!

they should make the riders use unicycles at time trials desu

>>77251422
There was a unicyclist next to me at a cafe yesterday. It folded up into this neat carrying case.

>>77251449
that was a clown

>>77251422
No way they should make them ride it on those razor scooters.

>>77251401
I remember when armstrong got attacked by Filippo Simeoni on the last stage.

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>>77250623
Thanks

>>77251339
>it ain't me starts playing

>>77250700
my jav collection says so

>PINOT T'ES OU?
ayy

They should make the riders ride a hard three weeks. i know it's an revolutionary thought.

that really is a climb

This is not a comfy stage lads.

>>77251488
and that's only half of what they've topped out at on some stages, where it hits 22+%

>>77251488
Nice digits

>>77250896
How to filter flags

wow that struggle up the hill

>>77251401
Armstrong sounds like a spiteful cunt lately with his french boogyman

>>77251511
Are you the FN faggot who's been shitting up several threads this year?

>>77251522
No I'm just a digit afficionado if you will

Would have gone to Marseille to join the Legion if Le Pen won

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>>77251535
>t.

>>77251535
Right ho. As you were.

>>77251513
Please don't :(

Gregar Bole
Erik Zabel

amazing how many riders you don't see for nearly an entire grand tour

>>77251541
The Legion doesn't take anglos anymore. Too fat.
They want starving guys from Senegal who don't realize that soldiers in the French army still have human rights.

Kristoff was just talking about taking lots of pain meds before todays stage

>>77250528

Dubs of death incoming.

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>>77251488
>>77251499
>>77251511
>>77251522
>>77251555
>>77251566

The renovated velodrome is really pretty

>>77251541
fuck of you neckbeard

>starting finger countdown
what the hell was that

>not doing a lap inside the stadium
>just a half arsed half arch

What was is fucking point?

>>77251566
I'm fit enough, easily. 10K in 36:40, a lot of mountaineering and ski experince. My only worry was that they'd discount me for age (32) and the fact I spent a lot of time in the British Army.

Fitness wise I'd be surprised if I wasn't in the top 1%

>Hi! I'm Peter Sagan!
See you next year m8

>>77251617
Nevermind that they call it a velodrome when it doesn't even have a track anymore

>>77251607
>tfw can't put away my little finger without taking my ring finger with it

That actually takes skill tbf

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>>77251592
>jews in charge of architecture

>>77251617
there's nothing to ride on

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U S A
S
A

Vroome crashes and Uran wins without attacking a fucking single time this tour

>>77251630
your problem is that you're anglo.
Between the fittest anglo and the guy from Mali who took 2 months to cross Africa and Europe to get here and you, they'll take the african guy because he's less likely to desert

>>77251678
>your problem is that you're anglo.
^you're problem is that your anglo.

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>>77251666
Thanks Satan

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>>77251666

What time are we guessing for Froome? 25?

>>77251715
25 seconds yes.

>>77251666
Wew

>>77251721
3600kmph would be a good avg speed

>>77251721
>>77251726
I agree. 25.

>>77251666
Anglos eternally btfo

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>>77251666
Praise satan.

>>77251305

Peter Sagan

>>77251666
YES!!!

>>77251648
He doesn't though, it's

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That descent looks like it has some super sketchy parts...

>This climb
QUINTANA ATTACK?

>

>>77251666
I wouldn't even be mad

>>77251666
AYYYYY LMAOOOOO

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>>77251666
yes pls

>>77251776
log off

>>77251767
>>77251776
>wrong 2 times

LMAO stop you got btfo already.

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>>77251776

>IT IS SOFTWARE

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>>77251666
Thanks satan

>>77251752

I just want to see cunts end up in the fence. Surely it isn't too much to ask.

germanbro you here?

>>77251751
No because he leaves his pointer so he can point the cyclist on his merry way.

Why does Phinney seem like he's high as shit all the time? Do they not test for weed or is he just mentally impaired?

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>>77251666

>>77251819
Yeah, I know. That's what my nifty diagram showed. The weird part is that he puts his thumb down then brings it back up.

>>77251824

There is no way he isn't high 24/7, i have no idea how he gets away with it.

>>77251829
based Voeckler entering the Champs first tomorrow for his last race

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Anyone ever try wanking using eurostyle chamois cream as a lube? I reckon it might give a nice tingle but i don't want to end up in A&E with a burnt bell-end

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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

It's not like I want to see any explosions or any cyclist to get killed or anything like that. I mean that would be horrible and tragic and shit. But still...

Is there any way anyone beats Froome today or not? Can uran really gain 27 seconds today?

>>77251864
I'll never understand the lube meme. How does this make anything better

>>77251852
gonna miss him brehs
it's been sad to see him struggling this tour

>>77251871
Froome will end the stage more than a minute ahead of second.

>>77251864
i have literally never used cream and ive never felt the need to either

can someone explain this meme?

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>>77251666

>>77251881
it makes your dick all slippy which feels nice......and if you're circumcised it stops you getting callouses.

Eurostyle chamois cream has menthol in it..... so it might give a nice tingle

I want someone to say fuck tradition and solo to an overall victory tomorrow.

>>77251852
he had a wheel blowout on a mountain descent corner at 75 kph a few stages ago, somehow steered the bike into a meadow and finished

B A S E D

>>77251871
He lost like a minute in the first TT.

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KINO

>>77251941
nice meme idiot lol

>>77251928
bike handeling, dry conditions are always more indicative of form and power not skill

>>77251905
I think circumcised people have to or masturbating hurts.

>non-circumcised American

>>77251941
Nazis btfo as always

>>77251954
no i mean for cycling

>>77251967
oh man I have no idea

>>77251954
>>77251954

I lol'd hard

>>77251905
If you're prone to saddle sores or friction burns you smear a dollop of the cream on the inside of your shorts and it reduces the friction between your shorts and your skin.

That's all it is.

do only the best retiring cyclists (say a Joachim Rodriguez or Contador) get a free honorary top-spec race bike from their team/manufacturer or do regular old pros like Adam Hansen also get the honor?

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>>77251954
circumcised, don't use lube, it makes it so slippery that you barely can feel anything

>Orange Velodrome
>Is white

What did they mean by this?

>>77252025
I've been there, it's actually a very vivid orange in real life, it's just the tv cameras that make it look white

>>77252001
I imagine they can afford their own.

>>77252025
Orange is a phone/internet company, they just pay for the name

>>77252025
It's also not a velodrome

>>77252001
i guess its about how known they are, and how loyal theyve been to the brand

so someone like hansen might get one because hes relatively known and has been with lotto and ridley for a while

It appears that Martin has shit himself, either that or his bull was a little too rough during the pre-race warm up

>Tony Martin's Kraftwerk Speedmax
muh dicc

>>77251881
some times if you ride a lot you get really annoying pimples on your asshole and inner thighs that are really deep under the skin so they take forever to clear up so that cream shit helps prevent it

Listening to USians talk is hurting my ears after all the Euro accents

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>>77251967
If you're cycling high mileage day in day out it stops you getting saddle sores and getting infections.....also some types of chamois cream have menthol or something in it that cools you down

The acoustics of this stadium are really annoying desu

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Froome is going to be minutes ahead after he goes, isn't he?

>get back from the outside
>see Bakdrengen do a great time

>>77252121
ive ridden a lot without needing it, nowhere near as much as a GT but a lot more than what average people ride

>>77252137
He's going to crash on the downhill

I did put a bit of shekels on my man Bodnar before it all started

>>77252137
one second or a hundred, it doesn't matter. He won this race the second Nairo decided to do the Giro this year.

B O D N A R
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>>77252165
I think Nairo is already past his prime

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just copped these, best looking bike shoes

>>77252180
>52 years
>past his prime

you don't say

G O D N A R

Is there a pic of the suit Froome wore in Düsseldorf

Bodnar gave x85 earlier.

>>77252190
yeah

>>77252182
I have a pair of those myself. You've made a good choice. They are very comfortable and very light. The downside is that you can't adjust them while riding.

If you do that, you may be disappointed.

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represent bros

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>>77252211
>2211
hey germanbro

If 2222 everyone but Froome gets a mechanical.

>>77252222
Madman

Who is the guy yelling in the Aplecin ad?
He gets me hype as fuck everytime.

>>77252213
>you'll never see Thomas attack from the first km in a 220 km stage anymore
>you'll never see Thomas attacking everybody even himself anymore


;_;

>>77252222
here a bunch of (You)'s

>>77252222
noooooo

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>eastern european time trial man

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>>77252213
Eurosport showing adverts again.

>>77252222

>>77252182
Literally just bought the Empire ACC version, haven't been able to try them out because shit knees but I look forward to using them once I can resume training

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>>77252222