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>Manager Jurgen Klopp is to tell 25-year-old midfielder Philippe Coutinho that he cannot leave Liverpool for Barcelona, after the Reds rejected a £72m bid. (Times - subscription required)

Liverpool centre-back Joe Gomez, 20, wants to stay at Anfield rather than go on loan with Brighton. (Liverpool Echo)

>Swansea City are the latest club to be linked with a move for £20m-rated Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, 25. (Daily Telegraph)

Marseille manager Rudi Garcia has confirmed that Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, will not be joining the club. (Standard)

>Birmingham City have rejected an opening offer from Hull City for 28-year-old defender Ryan Shotton. (Birmingham Mail)

Newcastle are looking for a new striker, says manager Rafael Benitez. (Newcastle Chronicle)


post your countries rumours pls

Is uefalona basically finished?

Is real Madrid realistically, the most stacked team right now?


Also based Florentino just fucked over everyone else in the market this time.

Farça wanted verratti (worth 100) for less than 70M€ because not enough money, they played it fouly and screwed up and are now losing neymar because they pissed off petrol kebabs.

Well at least the 200M€ will help them pay their debts and messi salary

As for Mbrappé, I keep thinking this is a wrong move, he's done an incredible half season but monaco was literally carried by bernardinho, he could flop as well

>van Diva

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>>77249830
La cacazzete, and only because he was the least expensive.

>>77249841
Will juve unfuck the logo.

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>you now remember Jimmy Hasselbaink

>>77249631
UEFA knows it's not healthy for too much Madrid domination

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>500m for chocolate raheem sterling

>Sanchez leaving
>OX leaving
>Gibbs leaving

will arsenal even top4 next season?

football is fucking dead

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13 days la

>>77249917
Rovers are fucking dog shit

Arr Gyle is where it's at

#brentout

>>77249902
But nothing's changed, transfers have been ridiculous for decades.

>>77249609
>>Barcelona forward Neymar, 25, has told team-mates he is joining Paris St-Germain, with the French club pursuing a world record £196m transfer. (Le Parisen - in French)

Literally 2 Pogbas, this deal if it goes through will be the dodgiest, most corrupt transfer of all time.

>Barca have set their sights on 23-year-old Argentine forward Paulo Dybala from Juventus, if Neymar leaves. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

Juve are going to start falling apart if this happens, arguably their 2 best players leaving in one window. They'll still win the Serie A though.

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>>77249940
>Rovers are fucking dog shit
just you wait till sept the 30th when ur lot come up to the Mem aka the fortress aka the dogs aka the best home league record over the past three seasons out of all 5 major leagues in this country
all the portsmouth plymouth and rovers games will be good this season can't wait for them now

>>77249897
only Sanchez leaving matters

>milan beating buyern

Bundes exposed

Neymar appears closer than ever to leaving Barcelona for Paris Saint-Germain, and the Brazil attacker stands to benefit greatly from the transfer.

Goal understands that the 25-year-old attacker has been offered a basic salary of €30 million per year at the Parc des Princes, which represents around three times more than he currently earns at Camp Nou.

However, 15 per cent of his earnings will go to his father, whose opaque role in the player’s transfer from Santos to Barca continues to cause legal issues for all those involved.

Neymar, meanwhile, will receive an up-front fee of €40m when he completes his world record €222m transfer.

On top of this, the Brazil ace will be offered a percentage of the income from hotels owned by the PSG board, plus a private jet that will allow him to return to Brazil when he wishes.

>>77250091
>goal.com

can't really see the point of PSG

BAYERN BTFO time to put a bet on Red Bull winning the league

>>77250012
so many dads

>>77250019
this, plus Cazorla missing half the season

Any update on the Benjamin Mendy to Liverpool situation?

>>77250158
>half

He's out the entire season

>>77250164
yeah

>>77250184
and the javi martinez to liverpool situation..?

>>77250188
done deal la

>>77250188
Should be done in 48 hours la'

>>77249866
1: tell the assistant to sit down or go to the stands
2: Award goal
3: Red Card

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>>77250180
we shall see about that...

>>77250188
done in 72 hours la

>>77250188
spotted in anfield la

>>77250210
Surely in sit 2 you sub yourself off and bring the 4th official into the game?

>>77250188
Posted on Instagram with Ballotelli earlier.
Haha. Mario.

>>77249631
>Iniesta almost retired
>Villar in jail
Yyyyyep

>>77249609
before you make a thread try linking it in the previous thread

>>77249866
1. not actually sure if that's forbidden, I'd probably warn the guy and tell him to sit down
2. obviously not a goal, drop ball from where i got almost killed
3. make a note in the post match report and stress that the player is tested after the match

>>77249866
1:it's pretty redundant considering the era we live in where there's 100 cameras around the fields so i'd just let it slide
2:award a goal
3:red card the player

Based chink overlord make Milan great again

hello i am here to discuss the transfers

>>77249866
1. there might be an obscure rule about filming equipment in the technical area but I'm not aware of it so do nothing
2.sub myself out the game and let the 4th official deal with it
3. pretty sure under wada nearly all drugs you inject are banned unless you have a TUE form. He also has a sharp object in his hand which he isn't allowed. Send him off before the sub is made

>>77250333
you trying to tap me up mate?

>>77250333
Meet me out the back of Asda then dickhead, fucking smash your head in. I swear.

>>77249830
you now remember Giuly

>>77250356
you now remember Messi

>>77250333
your "unsettling" me

>Roma have agreed personal terms with Riyad Mahrez but the clubs are still in talks over a fee. (Source: Di Marzio)

Aleksander Kolarov has arrived in Boston to sign for AS Roma for £5.8m at their pre-season training camp. (Source: Forza Roma Info)

>Neymar on 'absolute silent' after talks about PSG transfer.

Bookies have SUSPENDED betting on Neymar joining Paris Saint-Germain, the bookmakers are also no longer taking bets on Chelsea’s Nemanja Matic joining Manchester United and Arsenal’s Kieran Gibbs going to Watford.

>Van Dijk has been ordered to train alone by Southampton after telling them he wants to leave in a bid to join Liverpool this summer. The 26-year-old has been banned from Saints' pre-season tour of France next week by new manager Mauricio Pellegrino.

Pep Guardiola remain confident of landing Monaco left-back Mendy in a £54m deal – despite being accused of tapping-up his team-mate Kylian Mbappe.

>>77250366
then #killself

>>77250366
It's "you're". You bear wrestling vodka slav.

>Former Sunderland manager David Moyes behaved "entirely inappropriately" when he told BBC reporter Vicki Sparks that she might "get a slap", an independent panel ruled.

>In a ruling released by the Football Assocation, a commission chaired by barrister Craig Moore accepted Moyes' comments were "attempted humour". However, it said his actions were "wholly unacceptable".

>He was fined £30,000 by the FA in June. The ruling has now been published: http://www.thefa.com/news/2017/jun/09/david-moyes-fined-090617

> m o y e s

>>77249631
Think back just 3 years. Madrid entering full retard manager destroying mode, desperately grabbing James for megabucks without any plan to use him, executive decision never to use defensive midfielders. Barca have guaranteed the best forwards in the world for the coming years, are phasing out Iniesta for Arda and Rakitic and have the only conceivable heir to Messi secured. Things change.

>>77250377
>tapping-up

Mmmm... more Guinness West indies porter and Erdingers for me lads. Also a bottle of Bourbon mmmmmm...

>>77250391
JUST

>>77250406
>Erdinger
good to see we export only our worst beer

>>77250406
careful, that fucking leaf might turn up again

>>77250386
english is a living language brah

>>77250407
>moyes

Can't even make a joke without getting fired or relegated.

>>77250407
I wonder if Moyes will manage again considering everything after Everton has been disaster after disaster.

Could manage outside Europe.

>>77249631
>Halal hemorrhaging important depth players left and right
>Barca will have an extra 250M to spend on for the next few seasons and will replace Nerman with a younger world class player like Dybala and also have enough to get some good depth for the midfield and fullbacks.
lol, it's Halal that are screwed. MSN was the cause of Barca becoming so unbalanced anyway so let Piss$G get Ronaldinho 2.0.

>>77250411
I like it. What's some good German beer?

>>77250413
I'm summoning him la'

>>77250416
Just banter la' s-sorry

>>77250397
lol Madrid was fine, just needed a manager. Barca's problems are much moer deep.

>>77249897
Call me when they have actually left.

>>77250424
a national team outside europe with a fifa ranking of 100-150th could work, a middle eastern team maybe?

>>77250424
He should go to Valencia for the ultimate JUST combo

>>77250452
France wouldn't let go of Deschamps just yet..

>>77249897
sad to see that they're losing one of their best players..... along with gibbs and sanchez!!!

any updates on the Neymar to psg situation?

>>77250424
>>77250452
England manager then?

>>77250424
He needs a solid midtable team like stoke or west brom, could also see him at west ham. Basically he need a cycle of mediocrity team that's easy to keep the balance of. Like when he was at Everton, it's the only way >moyes can survive. Also he could go to Celtic after Brennys 10 year reign has ended and get some easy titles.

I like Barcelona but anyone defending their recent purchases is a retard. Barca are fucked atm and when Messi retir 's they are extra fucked due to a retarded board with a retarded transfer policy.

>>77250462
france have a much higher fifa ranking than that and are not based in the middle east.....

strange post!

>>77250391
>30k fine for fucking banter
england was a mistake

>>77250481
>france
>not middle eastern

ok nigel

>>77250434
I love the Dybs, but he isn't Neymar tier. He's totally there technically, but not physically, and he doesn't have that asshole attitude Neymar has. You could see in the 6-1, Neymar is the kind of guy who bites back. Dybala in the CL final just got depressed

>>77250483
>moyes used up all his banter points when managing United.

>>77249866
these are always a laugh

>1. its fine
>2. goal
>3. innocent until proven roiding

"He is not on the market," Bartomeu told Associated Press this week. "He has a contract for the coming four years and, of course, we count on him. He’s part of our team.”

“These clauses are impossible to activate, if you want to comply with financial fair play.”

Fuck Qatar I hope the other gulf countries continue the embargo and the World Cup flops..

>>77250500
shit i didn't know we had limited banter points
i might have bantered too hard and wasted them

BREAKING NEWS

Sky sources: Manchester City agree fee of more than £51m with Monaco for Benjamin Mendy

>>77250377
>city are getting money for Kolarov
how

>>77250526
It's a very fine balance, however...there are ways to increase your banter limit

>>77250532
>it took sky an hour to check the guardian
>"sky sources" on a story everyone else already reported
lol

>>77250540
none of them are legal though so probably best not to discuss them here

>Barcelona forward Neymar, 25, has told team-mates he is joining Paris St-Germain, with the French club pursuing a world record £196m transfer. (Le Parisen - in French)

But Barcelona manager Ernesto Valverde says stories linking Neymar with PSG are nothing but "rumours" and that they want him to stay. (Metro)

>Barcelona team-mate Javier Mascherano still thinks the La Liga side can count on Neymar, saying he is "the future of the club". (ESPN FC)

Barca have set their sights on 23-year-old Argentine forward Paulo Dybala from Juventus, if Neymar leaves. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

H OW L I N G !

BREAKING NEWS

Sky sources: PSG will make a £35m offer for Alexis Sanchez next week. Sanchez has 12 months left on his Arsenal contract.

Arsenal's position remains that Sanchez is not for sale. Sanchez's representatives are asking PSG for a contract worth £500,000 a week.

>>77250532
>£51m
It's £51.6m so you can round it to £55m for easier use.

How close to reality are the Mbappe to Madrid rumors ?

>>77250448
But this is what Barca fans said about RM back then. That quite aside from being worse than their rivals they had deep problems due to trying to do Galactico all over again - fundamental problems starting from Perez. Megasignings they didn't need, incomprehensible J. Hernandez type signings, soon sacking a great manager and bringing in a guy everyone hated, refusing to respect Casemiro, tying themselves in knots over Casillas not being good enough. But they recovered.

Same way, Barca look a mess right now, but it's easier to recover your position when you have big money, big glamour, and 80% of a damn amazing team already. They were only a few points off Madrid in the league.

>>77250491
t. displaced Brit

>>77250571
I'm sure some of the blood sacrifices are fine...

Will Ozil leave if Sanchez does? Either Way Arse are fucked

NEYMAR "90%" TO LEAVE BARCA

More on this breaking news from Spain...

"Only a miracle will keep him, he really has made up his mind to leave," says the source. "At the age of 25, he thinks it's his time to win the Ballon d'Or," the source adds. "He believes he can be the best player in the world at another big club."

It is understood Paris Saint-Germain remain the only current club willing to meet the player’s €222m (£196m) release clause, with Chelsea and Manchester United unwilling to do so.

It is also claimed Neymar is aware that a "growing number" of supporters do not want him to stay, with recent media polls in Globo Esporte and the Barcelona-based Sport newspaper revealing that the majority of those asked think he should leave.

"Barcelona keep asking him to deny stories and to tell publicly what he told them two days ago - that he's happy at club. But he's quiet." said Guillem Balague, Sky Sports' Spanish football expert, on Twitter. "Barcelona expect PSG to pay Neymar's buyout clause this week."

>yfw its actaully happening

>>77250583
>SANCHEZ IN £50M MOVE TO PSG
>Yesterday

>PSG WILL OFFER....£35M....
>TODAY

Fuck newspapers. PSG also apparently was offering £300K to Sanchez. Now it's £500K. Fucking newspapers.

>>77250571
please tell me how to increase my banter limiter
i have no mouth and i must banter

>>77250590
Probably going to make a bid for him now that they got £70m for morata, i want them to buy Hazard and stick Ronaldo in the middle though

If Neymar leaves, the moral of the story is that all Brazilians are mercenaries.

>>77250584
but 55m rounds up to 60m

>>77250624
*modern players are mercenaries

>>77250434
neymar is probably the best player barca had considering he's still young and messi is retiring soon.

bad move imo.

also james, getting exposed right now vs milan lel,

>>77250611
Yeah i know lad, Arse would be stupid to let him go >for free next year if they don't except any bids for him imo

>>77250616
Really ? sounds pretty real listening to you, i'm suprised madrid would go for someone that young though at such a price

>>77250611
500k is probably post neymar offer wages

He told Buyern 400k p/w because he wants to play for city so wants to be overpaid if he can't go there

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>moyes

>>77250624
why would a brazilian player feel any loyalty towards a spanish team my obese friend?

>>77250624
He only moved to Barcelona 4 years ago
Santos is his 'home' club

>>77250612
we've already said too much, sorry :(

>>77250605
Why would he? Ozil loves Wonga for some reason. He also likes the Germans. He's not super friends with Sanchez. I don't think Ozil cares much. I doubt Arse are that fucked. Spurs and Liverpool haven't really improved. If Sanchez goes, Arse will prob buy Lemar.

>>77250639
Oh for sure, but the newspapers are retarded as fuck. I'm sick of this saga. Fuck off. Sell him or don't sell him. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SANCHEZ REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>77250624
why is it a surprise at all that he would decide to leave

how can sanchez demand 500k a week?

no even ronaldo/messi are on that and hes not close to that level

Really REALLY want Sheff United to turn over Wednesday next season lads

>>77250590
Confirmed once Danilo is sold

Though Real will still need to buy some RB depth

Morata -> Mbappe
James -> Ceballos
Danilo -> ???

All good upgrades

>>77250654
this is what really fucking annoys me about Farca

everyone acts like
>muh masia youth family club

Farca literally have more of a history than RM in chucking money at their problems.

They also have a history of spending their best players as well tho lmao

>These seas of gooks wearing Liverpool shirts at the Palace/WBA PL Asia game

Yuck

>>77250669
it's not that rare for the best paid players to be 2nd or 3rd tier memesters at oil clubs but usually it's in China/Russia

>>77250640
Well that's the thing, he looks very talented but he's only had half a season playing at Monaco and is only 18, they should maybe wait another year to see if he still delivers, although Monacos team is going to be way worse than last season with all the players leaving and he might not preform as well. They should buy him and loan him or something.

>>77250605
Only club interested in Fenerbache
He'll probably join on a free next summer

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>>77250669
Because it's 100% made up. It was 300k literally yesterday.

>>77250669
>wants to go to one team
>knows the other team is just trying to drive up his price so he makes insane demands
Sanchez knows what he's doing

>>77250685
insert the being born in a country that isn't england and supporting liverpool pasta

>>77250698
overrated af.

for me, it's hannah diamond.

>>77250657
>newspapers are retarded as fuck

Been this way since the beginning, mass hypnosis on a societal scale

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>mass hypnosis on a societal scale

>>77250698
le crusher meme haha

>>77250717
Woah... what a big fish you got there.

>Fighting in a pre season friendly

>>77250717
Can you remember, from like 3-4 years ago, /trans/ made a list of sources about rumours of worth. BBC was like highest, metro was lowest and shit like that.

miran should put in a £35m + zapata bid for sanchez

>>77250434
>He unironically thinks this

>>77250748
>pulisball

BBC confirming the Mendy news now: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40691689

>>77250728
Stop posting pictures of yourself

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>those shirt sponsors
You'd think this was taken at a CSL game.

>we have a leftback

who can stop us now???
Sidenote: once Danilo is done we get to the really fun transfers where nobody knows the targets (assuming sanchez is impossible)

>>77250728
the black shirt suits you much better than the white one xx

>>77250793
>West broms away kit looks like a market stall southampton home shirt

Weird

friendly reminder NOW IS THE TIME TO BANDWAGON PSG

just before they get nerman and sanchez

>>77250838
shit, good point

anyone know where i can get a decent vintage shirt?

just randomly thought about Gibbs. Checked, he played 700 fucking minutes in the PL last season and he wasn't even really injured

is Wonga a hoarder of players?

>>77250735
THE CRUSH CULT

Uniform:
>Plastic white glasses, no lenses (can find at Kids R Us)
>XXXS yoga pants (from kid's section at the Gap)
>Absolutely No Underwear Style (ANUS)
>DC shoes
>Hoodie
>Snap back

Motto
>A BLOW JOB A DAY

>>77250838
what do you mean m8,i've been a psg lifelong since we won 3-0 against barça last year

>>77250848
Remember to get Pauleta on the back la' makes it look legit

>>77250858
is this the same kid who gets salty when I call him a plastic in /arse/?

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>>77250870
>Being an Orge irl

>>77250798
the fullbacks mean that pep can switch sterling and sane now, should improve the attack a lot

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>>77250870
no,KID

>>77250838
I can like Chelsea or City but it's just impossible to like PSG.

So Guardiola spend 130 m for full backs alone?

>buyern exposed against A.C Chinklan
>james floping
>renato being invisible.
>classic benfica

>and they said halal made a mistake.

I can't wait to see morata flop.

>>77250920
why is he walking towards the camera

>>77250934
He is intelligent.

>>77250934
yes because they didnt have any

Where is Dutch anon? Has he switched proxies? Not seen him for ages. Been a sharp rise in new flags on /trans/ so I'm guessing yes.

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>>77250870

>mfw I literally said last thread that

>Arsenal won't buy anybody else of note
>Spurs won't buy anybody
>City will spend £100M more minimum
>United will spend £50M more minimum
>Chelsea will spend £30M more minimum
>Liverpool will try and spend £100M more

>This is an absolute disgrace from West Brom. In Tony Pulis land, the word "friendly" clearly means all out warfare.
Tweeted by a Crystal Palace fan nevertheless.

Such short memories considering he played the exact same way with Palace.

>>77250611
Can't see PSG buying both Neymar and Sanchez. I don't see the harm in keeping him, getting back in the CL and then there's a chance he signs a new contract. If not he's honoured his contact, is 30 or thereabouts and both parties can move on.

brb getting a nene shirt

>>77250468
he isn't going anywhere weon

>>77250979
>clubs will spend money
>arse will buy random teenagers
>spurs will be jews again
bold prediction

>>77250946
That tends to happen when you throw them all out

>itv showing Arsenal Chelsea
Neat

>>77250624
>being loyal to a foreign club

fucking kek. are all brits that cuck?

>>77250406
Erdinger is rank m8. That porter is bang average as well

>people unironically reply to the walking planetary body

>>77250995
True. But I think Arse will want £50M minimum. It'll allow them to try for Lemar. But the thing is, Wonga can't buy anybody until Sanchez leaves due to wage shit. So he either has to not sell Sanchez and abuse the fact he's autistic and always wants to play; or sell him and fund new players. If Carzola wasn't out for the next season I could genuinely see them getting Top 4 without Sanchez. As it is, they need Sanchez for it.

>>77251023
Fucking WHY? It's not even the Community Shield. It's a fucking meme friendly.

>>77251031
Seek help, the fact the first word you to go is 'cuck' shows how deeply addicted you are to black cock and infidelity. Seek help, not memeing, but you need it.

>>77251049
>Fucking WHY? It's not even the Community Shield. It's a fucking meme friendly.
ITV barely have any football rights now, that's why.

Whatever happened to FFP

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>>77251062

>>77251037
I'm enjoying them both, any decent beer recommends ?

>>77251062
Got tapped up

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'Ello lads. Sorry for any doubles.

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has reportedly rejected a Borussia Dortmund renewal, as he’s waiting for Milan.

>Ciro Immobile reveals he turned down offers to leave Lazio this summer - “I didn’t want to change again”.

Villarreal are set to sign Spain international Pablo Fornals from Malaga in a €12m deal, say various reports in Spain.

>French club Strasbourg are set to sign Real Betis midfielder Jonas Martin after the two clubs agreed a fee, say reports in Spain.

Malaga are hopeful of completing the signing of Villarreal midfielder Alfred N’Diaye after he was placed on the transfer list.

>Finer details between Monaco & Manchester City to be thrashed out today after €57.5m fee agreed for Benjamin Mendy

Benjamin Mendy will "probably" sign a contract with Manchester City that is longer than 5 years - L'Équipe

>Chelsea contacted PSG midfielder Grzegorz Krychowiak 2 weeks ago when eventual Tiemoué Bakayoko deal was uncertain

Serie A side Inter Milan have had propositions worth €3m and €6m respectively turned down by SM Caen for teenage attacker Yann Karamoh, according to L’Équipe.

>Sky Sources: Everton have had no approaches or bids for midfielder Ross Barkley.

Aston Villa midfielder Gary Gardner is emerging as a target for Nottingham Forest, according to the Daily Mail.

>Paris Saint-Germain are ready to make a stunning £70m offer for Arsenal's Alexis Sanchez, according to the Daily Mirror.

Man Utd have made a £35m bid for Nemanja Matic - and been told he can have him for £50m - according to the Daily Mirror.

>Chelsea have opened negotiations with Inter over £23m-rated winger Antonio Candreva, according to The Sun.

We understand Fulham are tracking Brighton midfielder Oliver Norwood.

>Sky sources: Arsenal have rejected a £10m bid from West Brom for left-back Kieran Gibbs. It is thought Arsenal are looking for closer to £12m for the player.

>this arsenal kit sponsor
Please tell me they aren't wearing that shite all year

>>77251062
introduced to stop owners taking money out of club
enforced on owners putting money into clubs
bit of a shitshow really

>>77251072
belgian ones like chouffe, tripel karmeliet, and delirium tremens m8

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Werder Bremen sporting director, Frank Baumann, says that Max Kruse wants to leave the club, say Bild. He is reportedly a Chelsea and Liverpool transfer target and scored 15 goals in 24 games last season.

>Darren Randolph will undergo a medical at Middlesbrough on Saturday ahead of his £5m move from West Ham.

Neymar's chances of leaving Barcelona in this summer's transfer window are "90%", a source in Spain close to the player has told Sky Sports News.

>Sky sources: Manchester City agree fee of more than £51m with Monaco for Benjamin Mendy

Sky sources: PSG will make a £35m offer for Alexis Sanchez next week. Sanchez has 12 months left on his Arsenal contract. Arsenal's position remains that Sanchez is not for sale. Sanchez's representatives are asking PSG for a contract worth £500,000 a week.

>Arsenal's position remains that Alexis Sanchez is not for sale, and speaking in China this week, Arsene Wenger said the decision had been made to keep Sanchez.

Christian Eriksen says Tottenham's lack of action in the transfer market this summer will not hamper a push for the Premier League title.

>>77251062
It's avoided by the big clubs. Clubs like Arsenal and Pool are just keeping within what they make.

>>77251083
What is their sponsor? Surely it's just Emirates?

>>77251096
>What is their sponsor? Surely it's just Emirates?
Chink shit

good morning /trans/

neymar will be confirmed to leave today

>>77251072
Get on Belgians if you want something heavy, Czech for lagers

>>77251100
Then no, it's for the friendly only. pretty sure they have Emirates and some shit.

>>77251083
Obviosuly not you idiot

>>77251091
>no leffe

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>>77251101

>Maitland-Niles at CB
p good meme 2bh

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>>77251082
>>Sky Sources: Everton have had no approaches or bids for midfielder Ross Barkley.

>>77251109
Alright mate it was just a question, calm down

>>77251091
>>77251103

Cheers mates

>>77251109
leffe is decent but overrated imo

>>77251147
hes in a strange position, everton want to replace him with sugardson but noone wants to pay £50m for him

>>77251147
yeah the rumours are probably comming from barkleys entourage or papers because he wants to leave pretty happy that no one is in for barklel

why am I watching these plastic clubs in their plastic pre-season friendly cup

>>77251150
Gulden Draak goes down nicely but you'll be pissed after two bottles

>>77250883
>he actually believes that this is real

awkward haha xP

>>77251174
What percent is it?

>>77251172
You're used to watching little girls in plastic swings aren't you?

>>77251200
>Gulden Draak
10.5%

fugg

>>77250710
Requesting this as well

always makes me laugh that /sp/ doesn't know who kevin boyle is
about 2 years behind the curve lads

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>>77251072
Timmy Taylors Landlord

>>77251217
That chef who killed himself?

>>77251200
Over 10 iirc

Doesn't taste that heavy though, not like a strong IPA

>>77251217
>has sikrit knowledge
>won't share
well speak up

>>77251225
no he is the man who walks towards the camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
>>77251231

>>77251217
surprised how so little people from /brit/ come here 2bh

considering /brit/ has that mass immigration (me included) from /sp/

swoosh always makes kits look better

>>77251228
I prefer vermout above beer

>>77251205
>>77251228

I'll have to try it out some time, thanks lads.

So lads what's your plan for today?

Mine is the same as always. FM and posting rumours.

>>77251264
play Runescape, watch horse-racing

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anyone tried making their own beer, looks fun desu

>>77251264
sounds a bit fucking shit mate

>>77251279
why would doing some of my favorit things be shit?

>>77251062
>Whatever happened to FFP
Milan clubs failed it

They were some of the clubs instrumental in pushing it through in the first place so they got it changed to something they wouldn't fail

Just need to sign Fabinho and United have guarateed themselves the Quadruple next season.

>>77251290
copy and pasting shitty rumours isn't much of a life

>>77251264
Gunna drink beer and whiskey, play some games, listen music, learn to play a new song. Shitpost and also actually discuss transfers and football too

>>77251264
Already been to the gym this morning, watching the arse game at the moment and I'll pick a random kino from my letterboxd queue and watch it whilst playing FM afterwards

>>77251312
So what's your grand plan lad. Tell me about it

>>77251274
Yep, a couple of times with kits

The quality is very variable but even when it's come out horrible it's still cheap and strong alcohol

dunkirk was bretty good lads

>>77251264
Continue to piss of britbongs about tapping up players and watch M1-Global

>>77251343
Cheers lad. I'm looking forward to Baby Driver that for some reason goes up on wednesday here in sweland

>>77251343
What's good about it? Doesn't look all that to me.

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Give me the Premier League Asia Trophy, or die

>>77251324
prefer not to say

>>77251381
wth happened to fuchs?

>>77249902
the market will balance itself out

what is the best way to beat a hangover?

>>77251381
he should be shooped into some armour or sumfink

>>77251388
Why's that mate?

>>77251343
I hate historical movies that are historically inaccurate

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>>77250857

>>77251405
Drink more, eat loads of spicy food, DUDE WEED XD, go swimming.

>>77250091
banging hookers on your sons dime, kek

Brighton interested in Stéphane Sessegnon

>Montpellier attacker and 33-year-old Benin international Stéphane Sessegnon is interesting Premier League side Brighton, according to L’Équipe.

>Sessegnon is interesting two Chinese second division sides too and his current contract expires in 2018.

>>77251413
ashamed
>>77251405
just drink some water lmao
hangovers aren't even real from only alcohol, it's just dehydration

>>77251405
bloody marie

but the best way is to after a long night of drinking before bed drink a jug of water

gotta be pre-emptive and out think the hang over

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>>77251389
He's starting mate

>>77251405
All you have to do is drink water as much as the alcohol you are drinking and you'll be forever fine in the mornings

Chelsea's on going attempt to sign even one wingback is hilarious

>>77251405
benzos

>>77251430
ashamed about what mate?

This is the "nest" brah we can talk about anything here no ridicule.

Pedro just died lol

I can get black out drunk but after a sausage sandwich and a litre of water, the hangover is gone
comedowns from coke on the other hand are something else
>>77251454
>brah
sorry I don't talk to yanks

Is that actually 190cm?

>>77251469
i'm doing my paul walker impersonation

>>77251479
no, he's irish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4
>>77251483
cease breathing then

>>77251496
What are you doing today that your so ashamed of. If you can't even tell people on /trans/ about it.

Must be fucked up.

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How many will he score lads?

>>77251496
he only pretends to be Irish y'know

also look for the video where he's filming a little girl in the park

>Matic
>Perisic

Very underwhelming east european meme players desu

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Is it a wig? Why doesn't Rooney look like this?

>>77251514
ummm what are you trying to imply sweetie
don't need to disclose my actions with you

>>77251516
>Higuain_and_Dybala.jpg

>>77251516
figuratively who

>>77251369
Doesn't bother with pointless character development just 2 hours of stukas and boats

>>77251529
oh hun no need to get defensive i'm just curious

if your gay or into drugs or visiting your nan nobody cares

>>77251556
not a bender or visiting my nan

INTER IN FOR SAINTS TARGET

>Inter Milan are still trying to sign reported Southampton transfer target Yann Karamoh from Caen this summer, according to L'Equipe.

>They have made a bid of around €6m (£5.4m), but it is still short of the French club's valuation.

>>77251532
https://twitter.com/victorfdez98

>>77251573
i drink too much so i can't look down on anyone partaking in nose candy

>>77251528
must be a wig

>>77251602
post pics out of your window

>>77251528
When you have a hair transplant it isn't a complete fix, you've gotta take the drug Finasteride along with it to keep specific hormones up, to stop it from falling out

Finasteride is a performance enhancing drug, so Rooney can't take it, hence why his hair is falling out again

>>77251528
rich people dont wear wigs

they can afford really expensive custom toupees that can stick on really tight

Hong King waifu is the linesman for the Liverpool/Leicester game

The fucking state of Hong Kong.

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>>77251627

>>77251703
fake news

Leicester's new away kit gives me a boner.

>>77251528
Amazing, also being bald must be a nightmare.

>>77251766
Zidane looks fine

>>77251775
yeah but he's doping bald rather than naturally bald

>>77251703
what beautiful apartment complex anon

>Luka Modric takes the '10' shirt

>The Croatian midfielder inherits the shirt from James Rodríguez following his move to Bayern. Marcos Llorente and Borja Mayoral have also been given numbers.

promoting youth giving ratfaced god of passing no.10 good buisness

DANILO 'SAYS GOODBYES'

>Brazilian right-back Danilo has said goodbye to his Real Madrid team-mates ahead of his move to Manchester City, according to Marca.

>The deal should be complete soon and the Spanish club are unlikely to replace him at the Santiago Bernabeu this summer.

>Winger Lucas Vazquez is reportedly training to cover in the defensive role.

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>>77251833
>50 mil for a wing back
HAHAHA fucking City and overspending

Slimani y/n?

>>77251833
what number is he gonna choose, it cant be 23

>>77251843
No it's fullback not a wing back and He is fucking good. That money deserve him.

>>77251863
32

>>77251843
Mendy is really good and really young

Basically the youth tax is the same as the homegrown tax for walker

You lads ever wondered what it would be like to have no self awareness of the world? Like a proper dole scum, asbo, council house, druggie?

>>77251870
>31 ederson
>32 danilo
>33 jesus
makes sense

OJO al @Primertoc xq @jaumemullor tiene novedades del caso #Neymar, más cerca de quedarse. En unos minutos en @rac1 #mercato

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>222m euros transfer fee
>218m euros in wages over 6 year contract
>440m for sammy stepover

kek

>>77251896
I don't speak puto

>>77251882
I'm on dole, live in council house and have had drug problems before.

everyone's still losing their minds over nerman but i won't believe until i see it

Seems like Neymar going to nowhere.

>>77251921
Aye, but are you a chav with an asbo?

salad

Refball.

This is not basketball

>>77251882
>self awareness
>world

You ever wondered what it's like to not be a retard?

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Ma tim

>>77251949
>t. annoyed council house scum

Not going to care about my grammar on fucking /spuh/ of all places.

>>77251942
No.

>>77251902
There's a 100m signing on fee and 50m agent fee too

>>77251956
>city bought two fullbacks who wear 23 and make a big deal out of it
>neither can have it at city
lol

>>77251970
So you have no awareness of the English language? Interesting. Sounds like the council house folk you talk about.

>>77252004
ye.

>Poop is trying to copy monacos score 3 goals every game because he got beat by them
Seething tbqh

>>77251833
30M is a lot for Danilo. He has been abysmal in so many games for RM

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>>77251998
>mfw both deals fall through due to the number

Remember when Villa signed statistically the best LB in europe from Ligue 1 and he truned out to be shit

>>77252027
thats been the plan since pellegrini started

>>77252034
thought it was 25m

kek is there any scrub that doesn't cost 40 million nowadays?

>>77252027
This has been the case for months

City got hammered by Everton and he responded by making them even more attacking (4231 to 4141)

PULIS: WE WON'T SIGN GIBBS

>West Brom boss Tony Pulis insists they will not be signing Arsenal full-back Kieran Gibbs this summer. Arsenal have rejected a £10m bid from West Brom for Gibbs, according to Sky sources.

>"We won’t be signing Kieran Gibbs. We have to look for players that fit what we want to do and the way we want to play. We have three or four other targets we are desperate for.

>"We are juggling with two at the moment and that’s not Gibbs. Hopefully by the time we get back home we will have done those two."

For the prize of Neymar you could have Dembele, Kante, Dybala and enough money left to improve your stadium.
>buying a brazilian when he's close to his 30

>>77252107
yeah but they'll gain a gorillion hue fans

>>77252107
>is 25
>close to 30s
not that i'm defending that atrocious money throwing

>>77252040
Id be glad if i were you guys. Believe me i know all about Danilo [plays like he's just learning the sport]

>PSG buys Neymar for a record fee
>he gets his leg broken by a litteraly who from a fifth division club in the French Cup

Milan beat Bayern 4 nil what's that about

>>77252077
>swansea sign llorente for 5m
>has decent season
>they want 30million for him even though he's 32 years old
>chelsea will pay it

it's pretty funny

>>77252146
You just know its gonna happen.

>>77252135

RARE
A
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>>77252147
Milan usually have entertaining friendlies

>>77252158
doesnt sound very friendly to me

>>77252107
No, Dybala has a 150M clause and Juventus would not sell. Same goes for Kante and Dembele. You have to overpay for any of them to even have a chance at getting them. Getting two of them with 220M is not possible.