bayern - ac milan starts in half an hour
MILAN (4-3-3): G. Donnarumma; Abate, Musacchio, Zapata, Rodriguez; Kessié, Montolivo, Bonaventura; Niang, Cutrone, Borini.
>tfw half of the new signings aren't there
>>77249739
why not
https://tv.sport1.de/sport1/
>>77249760
They joined the team a couple of days ago because may where away for the national teams (Donnarumma, Conti, Silva) and others where bought recently ( Bnucci, Biglia)
>Herro Carro serr us Vidar for grande Miran prease
>>77249786
okay
>3 /bundes/ thread up at the same time
ihr dummen mongos
>no süle
here we go
>>77249861
still on vacation
With Neymar going to PSG, it's time to put your life savings on Eriksen to Barca.
>jose sosa sitting on the milan bench
neat,i remember when he played for us
>Niang's touch
jesus christ just switch to 100m dsh alredy
>>77249945
too aryan
bonucci really is milans new captain? how is that okay?
I heard Renato Sanches is pretty much gone.
>>77249975
Was Kessié tho.
>>77249994
if that is so then hes a flop transfer and bayern did the wrong thing buying him
>>77249998
no i'm sure it was Niang
>>77249992
there's really no better choice, Montolivo was the captain and he has the personality of a wet paper
welp
>>77250016
okay
so basically ac milan are the manchester city of italy
>buyern
keksiè what a man
B I G
B L A C K
M I D F I E L D E R
>>77250016
Cool then.
KESSIE KESSIE KESSIE
>that defending
>>77250028
Nah Milan actually has history but in the last 3 yars they where full of shit players so they basically had to start from scratch
>>77250047
that's what happens when alaba has to play in the centre
>fullbacks that actually can cross
a dream come true
RedBull™ might actually win the league next season.
>>77250063
>Rodriguez
I came
>this fucking defense
thank god it's pre season
Cutrone>Bacca
>German defending
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lmao
>Tolisso-Martinez midfield
>Hummels-Alaba defence
Lesson learned I hope.
Damn Bonaventura is out of shape, i hope he gets back to his level soon
AHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHA
what the fuck happened to >>77242049
what does the janny have against pineapple
Rodriguez made more assist during this preason than De Sciglio in his last 3 or so year at Milan, not even joking
Just realized Muller is playing
>>77250190
I genuinely can't believe no epl club went for him.
lewa to real when?
>>77250205
he was too cheap
>>77250205
It was already a done deal before the window opened. But according to Fassone his first choice was Kolosinac but couldn't do because the club has been bought a little too late.
Oh here you are
>/bundes/ is a bauern thread
I hate it when that happens.
>>77250205
hes shit
ive watched him in this pre season. no determination, shit ball control, shit shooting, shit passes, losing the ball left and right, too lazy to run
>>77250254
fuck off
>>77250251
>Oh here you are
where else should we be?
where have you been looking?
>Montolivio
>>77250254
he just made 2 assists, are you okay?
Ribery unleashing his inner Messi.
hnnnnng dat franck
>Lewanshitski
Jesus christ that dribble by Ribery
>>77250274
can't wait for Biglia to start
BESCHISSEN WORDEN
what a fucking goal jesus christ
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>77250275
but that thread is on page 10 for like 12 hours now. i always thought it had died
LOTS of confusion about threads these days
it will end once bayern publish their team photo for the 2017/2018 season
can we fire ancelotti now? just pay hoffenheim as much as they want for nagelsmann
Millan confirmed ELITE
C R U T O N E
R
U
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N
E
>Buyern getting btfo
Loving it
>>77250299
calm down, alois
Have you seen that piece of skill by Niang? That's only 20M. Anyone?
>>77250278
against who? i missed it
>>77250308
no
no idea
>>77250298
That means nothing. Non matchday threads getting autosaged since one and a half year.
>>77250309
Bayern
milan confirmed for scudetto?
>>77250299
That's the true customer bauern spirit. Keep it up Jan-Markus.
>swapping shirt in halftime
bauern are finished
Based Carletto letting us win every year
>Gerne abgeben würden die Hanseaten dagegen weiterhin Pierre-Michel Lasogga und Lewis Holtby, zwei weitere Großverdiener. Bei der 3:5-Testspielniederlage gegen Holstein Kiel wurde das Duo erst nach der Pause eingewechselt - Hunt, wie Lasogga Torschütze, spielte dagegen von Beginn an.
>Ein zusätzliches Problem für Holtby: Der Mittelfeldspieler, in der abgelaufenen Saison meist als Zehner gesetzt, muss sich umstellen, wenn er bleiben sollte. Todt: "Es kann sein, dass es die Zehnerposition in unserem Spielsystem gar nicht mehr gibt. Unser Kader ist auf Pressing und schnelles Umschalten ausgerichtet."
Wasn't Holtby one of their most important players last season and I'm pretty sure that he can also play as a DM/CM.
And being a "high pressing only" team in the year 2017 will get you nowhere in the buli.
just give milan the treble la
>Carlo cheering up his old club
cheeky bastard
>>77250319
yeah but they die and dont stay on page 10 for 12 hours
>ABBs are so desperate that they think this preseason friendly means anything
lol
LOL
>>77250321
i was talking about james rodriguez
>>77250392
/sp/ can be a pretty slow board at times.
>>77250403
This explains everything, the brit was talking about Ricardo, now at Milan.
>>77250382
this
Holtby has also covered the most distance in every match for HSV last season
How rich do I have to be to lick soles like these?
>>77250412
yes
>>77250420
if yuore not autistic you could get em for free
>>77250394
let us have some fun before the next season starts and those fuckers going to steamroll everyone left and right until they meet the first good opponent in the CL quarter final, loose by a wide margin on aggregate and their deluded fans cry for more big names and the flavour of the month youngster/coach from one of their Buli opponents.
god I hate this club
>>77250445
sooooooooooo mad
>>77250444
Bit of a stretch
Turn back time
tuchel to bayern in january
>>77250458
can confirm
> hear that 'wish we could turn back time' during half time
Do ((they)) know the webm?
>>77250474
>>77250488
i have no idea what you are talking about. feel free to inform me
Did they loose against Arsenal too?
>>77250501
yes
>>77250498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y5jr4pdk38
if you can watch it kek
>Commentator sucking of buyerns dick and make non stop excuses for their poor performance.
Don't know why I still watch sport1 desu.
>Conti with #12
triggered
is leipzig going to win the league
>>77250517
thanks
>>77250524
Iktf.
the guy in the pic is a CB
another portuguese fraud
DORTMUND ARE GONNA WIN THE LEA-
>Dortmund will sell Aubameyang to China in Winter
JUST
>>77250559
Now now
what's up with kessie and rodgrigues taking meme numbers? do they really wanna use those numbers or just for temporary?
>>77250575
>this fucking """""""""""""stop"""""""""""""""
borini is unironically better
>>77250539
All the new signings took stupi numbers except fucking Borino who took 11. Bonucci and Kessie even argue about taking 19, Kessie then opted for 79. I want this madness to stop
>>77250521
Just because you can't stand Buyern that doesn't mean everyone else does.
I'm pretty sure the commentator would make similar excuses for any German team.
Also, sport1 is based af, way better than the boring ARD/ZDF shit we get.
>>77250579
kessie got the year he was born
>>77250587
>>77250575
You guys are way too harsh.
>0:3
Just tuned in lads, is Buyern really that bad?
>>77250579
Rodriguez is his (dead) mothers birth day
Kessie wante 19 but Bonucci took it from him so he opted for 79 because... it looks similar i guess?
>>77250587
>miss one stop
>he's trash!
You might be seething a bit too much
>>77250617
yeah
james is a huge flop but watch him score 3 against HSV
B-L-Double O-D, right-side flag
Nigga know me, I'm green flag
Bitch, that's Grove Street
Squeeze on my trigger till my gun OD
Ride on my enemies, nigga just in to me
Niggas ain't have or function like me
Hundred grand chain, you ain't icey like me
RIP to my nigga G-Baby
Got a gun seat behind me like my name Jay-Z
Can't no nigga play me
Up [?] like some rabies
Got the hood like Flock-crazy
I'll paint your whole town red (Soo Woo)
Make your little brother scream Soo Woo (Soo Woo)
Make your little sister scream Soo Woo (Soo Woo)
Me and YG Hootie-Hoo (Boppin!)
Frenchie, Juice, Man, Guc' (Ooh)
Bet them boys gon' shoot (Bow! Bow! Bow!)
Slim Dunk Cap and Kebo
Gon' shoot for Freak 'em Free Throws
Free my nigga T-Bone (T-Bone!)
I punch a nigga like I'm D-Bo (Bow! Bow! Bow!)
Waka Flocka Flame, pussy nigga what's banging? (Bow! Bow! Bow!)
>>77250626
thats pretty basic shit desu famala
his shot was also pathetic
>Bayern is loosing
We should cherish that moment desu.
>james exposed
florentino is a god
>>77250521
they need those einschaltquoten wew
BONUCCI
Can't believe he's playing for Milan
>>77250653
>James exposed
Oh wow, what a genius
>>77250670
he doing it for his kid
#respect
>>77250683
he literally just admit today he left because he wasnt teh most important player at juve anymore (i.e. he was earning less than higuain and dybala despite being an oldfag)
>Bundes in the subject field
>thread doesn't get autosaged
Mod confirmed for salty bauern faggot.
3rd bundes starts today btw
>>77250708
s-shut up.
any other games on today lads?
>>77250738
barca-juve and chelsea-manu
>>77250738
chelsea vs arsenal in half an hour
>>77250747
cool, when?
>>77250738
kashima antlers - sevilla
leicester - liverpool
lazio - spal
>TOLISSO
>>77250754
00:00 Juventus ? - ? Barcelona
02:00 Paris Saint Germain ? - ? Tottenham Hotspur
14:30 Leicester City ? - ? Liverpool
13:40 Arsenal ? - ? Chelsea
>>77250747
>>77250750
>>77250761
why are the epl teams playing against themselves?
>>77250750
>>77250747
>>77250761
noice, thx lads. Can some german tell me if these games are also in free tv? Couldn't find anything
bayern is so fucking shite
>>77250738
St Pauli - Werder
Bochum - Dortmund
>>77250778
they are doing their preseason in the same country so it checks out
>>77250780
no
use vipbox, stadium-live and firstrowsports
>Bonucci
>Muller
>müllel
SHOOK
>mullel
>Mullel
the fuck was he thinking
>>77250780
https://www.fussballgucken.info/fussball-heute
>>77250813
thx man
>Paletta in
here comes the penalty
>Andonio Donnarumma
KEK
Is Muller completely finished?
>bonucci
EXPOSED
>>77250825
gets better every time
>>77250833
Yup
>>77250837
Is this even a yellow card in the epl?
>>77250833
ripe for england
>>77250825
what was he thinking?
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
C A L H A
>>77249603
Can someone please explain why there are 3 arabs and maybe one white guy in this image?
>all those chinks wearing milan kits
Pathetic.
B T F O
T
F
O
based schallhanoglu shitting on bauern
>losing to Arsenal and Milan
Hakan is a fraud they said.
KEKEKEEKEEKKEKKEKEKEKEKE
mega EXPOSED
NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE NO GLUE
HAKAN
A
K
A
N
So this is the power of buyern
>>77250900
read >>77250260
where was you when bayern is kill?
>>77250921
What is exactly Bayern's plan?
>>77250925
sitting at home smelling my pimmel
>>77250925
>bayern is kill?
I wish. Just wait until the Buli starts again and most of the team shitting themself when they go even near the allianz-arena.
CHINKED
are the glory days returning to the San siro?
MUH POSSESSION
>Buyern
Sanches is great la
Next Milan sign la
45M la
Well guess we won't qualify for EL then
>>77250961
Pep would be proud.
>>77250950
Even if, only because they sold their soul to the yellow man
>>77250930
Don't know what the purpose of your post is, but it shows again that you're capable of truly outstanding post that raise the bar for everyone else. Keep up the good work faggot.
>>77250969
sanches and silva
the frauds duo
I
HURT
MYSELF
TODAY
>the city of bauern
>>77250984
I have only been watching the last 20min,has André Silva been exposed too?
Kek
>>77250991
So brandt is a time traveller.
Interdasting
>>77250999
Not really, no. He's hating on him because he's portuguese.
>>77250999
yes
he was quite bad
>>77250980
Your (Yous) keep raising something complete different...
>>77250999
he got to touch the ball twice, too early to say. But that guy is mad at him for some reason.
Will we ever the Tuchel coacing another Buli club again?
>>77250990
>I-I wanna play
>>77251038
*see
>>77251038
he'll be at bayern in january
>>77251054
Ancelotti is gonna get fired next year and Hames sent back to Halal, you hear it here first.
>>77251079
NO!!!!!!
>>77251067
autism won't fix them
they need another van Gaal or Magath
>>77251026
lewd
Want to put a cheeky fiver on Milan winning the EL but knowing Montella they will choke against the meme team of the season before that point
>>77250991
he should team up with mario gomez
Buyern should have never hired Ancelotti. He's a good coach but they need someone who's more suited for a massive rebuilding phase
>>77251122
lel
Verratti is next to him
>>77251130
They need a new van Gaal desu.
>inb4 Nagelsmann
No one knows how a coach who is in his early 30s is going to react when he has a squad of massive egos under him and half of them start to bitch and moan, because they aren't getting enough playing time.
easiest Meisterschaft for da bulls next season, Buyern's squad is absolute dog shit.
I want to see karl heinz now
>The city of Bayern in the background
>AC benched
lmao
>>77251282
see here
>>77251251
>>77250825
Reminder that he didn't touch the ball
>>77250961
To be honest Bayern was dominating the fuck out of us for a long time in 2nd half.
There's still a lot of work to be done.
>>77250999
No don't listen to him
Silva barely saw the ball because Bayern dominated us in 2nd half and he's lacking in match fitness. The few times he got it he did alright in build-up play.
>>77251119
What is Milan IS "the meme team of the season"?
I want Milan to win scudetto though. Fuck EL.
nice autism
>>77251536
*if
>>77251557
I wanted to write a post about autism too, but then I thought I shouldn't make fun of autistic behaviour in /bundes/ of all places.
thanks for reading
>>77251557
you can keep him, it's all yours :^)
>>77251708
didn't read lol
>>77251710
no thanks
buyern are such a fucking embarassment at this point
super league and Bavaria segregation when? i don't want them associated with my league and country anymore
>>77250149
me bottom left
>>77251739
:'(
>>77251708
i read your post
>tfw BESCHISSEN WORDEN
>>77251966
thanks :)
>>77252017
you didnt check my post number
>>77251966
checked
So is James a Blindgänger?
>>77252062
thanks
>>77251216
based
>>77252070
yes
>>77252070
j-just a Spätzünder la, m-mia san mia.
>>77252070
the whole squad is desu. its like theyre outplaying every team with >muh possession but fail at their chances to score. also the defense is an absolute mess
>w-were g-gonna dominate t-the international champions cup
>lose every game
holy shit Bayern are crap now wtf!?
Getting dominated and smashed by half of the 6th place team from Serie A. lmao
cringe
who here gonna watch the Austria frauen football later?
G-Granate?
>>77252363
not me
Where's /cric/
>>77252386
me neither actually lmao
>Ich habe ja noch drei Jahre Vetrag, und es ist immer schwer zu sagen, wie sich was entwickelt. Ganz allgemein. Aber es gefällt mir bei RB und es ist auf jeden Fall eine Option zu verlängern
>Ich denke nicht, dass jemand ungern bei RB Leipzig ist. Ich glaube, da ging es darum, den nächsten Schritt in ein internationales Team zu machen. Das wir noch nicht sind, aber wir werden es irgendwann sein können.
where were you when Timo Werner became >our first club legend?
>>77252372
>tfw you've been shat on
>>77252424
real based timo werner
>>77252476
>denmark is the girl from the girl on the train confirmed
>>77252476
tschootschoo
>>77252476
>>77252503
>trainmark
name my band /bundes/
>>77252548
Chagrin & Sweat
>>77252548
David and the granate gang
what do you think about a 2 week vacation in japan?
>>77252476
on the train edition
>>77252613
you could go for a two week vacation in budapest or some other central/eastern european place for much cheaper and probably have a better time
>>77252548
Failed Sterons
>>77252594
looks like duisburg
>>77252613
did that like 5 years ago. tokyo, osaka kyoto is a good itinerary
>>77252613
Sounds like a good idea. Do it if you have the money
>>77252625
so i wouldnt enjoy japan, hm?
>>77252637
i don't know. I am not you.
Chelsea next. No brakes on Bayern pre seaon rape train.
>>77252613
Sounds fantastic
>>77252634
what did you do, where did you stay? did you enjoy yourself?
>>77252644
okay, yes. checked
>>77252613
not the biggest fan of japan desu
>bayern got BTFO by Milan's Q team
w e w
e
w
our year lads
>>77252645
>>77252650
>what did you do
visited a friend, who was living in osaka back then, and then did some sightseeing
>where did you stay?
mostly at hostels, but spent a couple of nights at one of those japanese business hotels
>did you enjoy yourself?
yes
>>77252647
alright
>>77252653
me neither but how could i be
>>77252677
thanks, checked
>>77252677
did you fucked a qt jap?
>>77252713
Gott erschuf in seinem Zorn Bielefeld und Paderporn desu
How rich do I have to be to be able to enjoy this sight every day?
Dynamo - Wolfsburg is pretty entertaining so far
>Wolfsburg
lmao
>>77252830
>papa johns pizza
Not rich at all.
>>77252830
i'd munch that pizza Box
>>77250254
I want vangioni back!
>>77250899
Calhan isn't arab, he's a turk you stupid brit
Arabs are superior to turks in every way
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bros.. how the fuck did 0-4 happen?
Wut?
>>77253453
No granates
>>77253453
bayern didn't score a goal and ac scored 4
I honor of the Detour France I'm going to post the most well known german autists who also have a connection to the TdF.
Goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkHFQEGD6Lo
>>77253898
*honour
BVB: Bürki, Zagadou, Mor, Götze, Isak, Rode, Schürrle, Pulisic, Passlack, Toprak, Durm. #bocbvb
>>77253954
no
>>77254133
*dabs*
women's football
V f L
f
L
>>77254295
very frequently loans?
Mor a shit. Just give the ball to Pulisic. Twice now, Mor has fucked up an opportunity for Pulisic.
>>77254347
not anymore
we reached financial stability
>>77254362
>letting goretzka go for 3mil
>>77254395
AAAAARRRRRGGHHHH
i still want to kill jems todt for that fuckign isiotic contract e gave him
even worse:
>letting gündogan go because 'we have no use for young playes in a relegation battle and need experience'
>>77254362
thought you were talking about Buttgart tbdesu
>>77254395
>Schalke kets him go >for free tho
>>77250600
he's born in 96 or something
someone should've taken 33 now that Kuco has left.
>>77254435
Is it going to be Buyern or Real, though?
>>77254435
please no
we need the money
>>77250825
what is this face trying to convey?
>>77254478
HAHAHA
>>77254478
>
Hehe
>>77253453
ulis granaten appeared to be blindgänger
That was a nice goal desu
>buyern choking
>dirtmund choking
this is gonna be our year la
>dortmund still can't into free kicks
SHAREHOLDERS AND CUSTOMERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW
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>Bochum
'ere we go
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wew
>boycum
APOLOGIZE
Isak is trash. Can believe they fell for scandinavian trash after Ödegaard.
The Mummy 2017 1080p HC HDRip x264-M2Tv.mp4
Der Blindgänger 2017 1080p HC HDRip x264-M2Tv.mp4
Where is United States?
>>77255457
in North America
>>77252424
>based Werner embraced the dark side after all the bullying
I love the Trump timeline
>>77255457
In the United States
>>77255457
Hello :)
>>77255370
>art
>fart
>>77255603
hey
you now remember that Bochum had the goat jerseys in the 90s
>>77255803
the good old days
No, I don't.
PuliGOAT at it again
Who can stop us?
>>77255803
>>77255873
A E S T H E T I C
knudsen = knutschen?
>>77256116
great, now I have an Ohrwurm of リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー again.
>>77256421
>420
DUDE WEED RMAO
>West Ham is paying 28mil€ for Arnautovic
This is ridiculous.
>>77256432
I more or less stopped smoking weed years ago. Opiods is where it's at.
cringe
>>77256486
okay
>>77256421
I have an ohrwurm of this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chp8cJG2UO8
just got back from aldi
i bought a six pack of pic related
spoiler: it was 6.50 i think
Well /bundes/?
>>77256434
Say what you will, but Stoke made one hell of a business with that guy, that's at least 1000% return of investment.
>>77256550
>aldi
>>77256521
I don't know what to say desu.
>>77256590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoxJlEEq2UU&t=56s
what about this one then?
>>77256588
>not rating ALDI
>>77256610
>>77256618
this
Is Carlo slowly losing it? Tbf, I didn't think he was the right fit for Bayern.
>Carlo: Italian, laid back, passionate, tactically carefree and flexible, loved by friends
>Bavarians: GERMan (too German in fact), lazy rednecks but try to act like they're true Germans so they come off robotic (TOO robotic) to compensate, socially autistic, tactically rigid and monotone, hated by everyone even by regular Germans.
I don't think Bayern are going to win anything other than boring Bundesliga titles.
>>77256585
Yeah, Stoke seems to be the only real winner here.
>>77256677
>they come off robotic (TOO robotic) to compensate, socially autistic, tactically rigid and monotone
Sounds more like swabians desu. Everything else you said is right though.
>>77256585
as a stoke fan
i was 100% convinced aking him on was terrible business, but mark hughes got him under control and he did great.
problem with selling him is that >we just have had no real signings so he will rip a massive hole
>>77256677
sounds more like schwaben indeed. they are hated everywhere in germany whereas bavarians not really from my experience. I'd say the most hated in germany are schwaben and ossis
>>77256564
who though? can bayern afford neymar?
>>77256779
only ossis (and berliners) hate schwaben
>>77256717
>>77256779
t. Otto Mannkusser
>>77256843
kc tier
>>77256843
they were Danes in the German version btw
>>77256843
Fun fact: they were danes in the german synchronization
>>77256886
>>77256890
No fucking way.
Looks like I was too slow.
>>77256904
its true. they were from denmark
>>77256904
Yes way. But everyone with half a brain realised pretty quick that they were german in the original version.
>>77256618
that guy must be trolling
>>77256904
yes, often worked like that
Uter in the Simpsons is from Switzerland e.g.
>>77256843
>Otto Man Pussies
>>77256926
so you're back at your place?
>>77256841
only Schwaben don't hate Schwaben. Even the fucking animated fox from Schwäbisch Hall has a punchable face.
>>77257175
I don't hate swabians.
t. distant german heritage
>>77256434
Nice traditional Austrian name :)
>>77257345
Slavic names have been pretty common in austria for centuries desu.
>>77257345
>t. DeAndré Shekelbaum
>>77257175
>>77256947
That's my brothers' place. Just came back to mine. Returning to the house tomorrow again. They don't come back until Tuesday.
>>77256841
Draxler
>>77257524
don't think that he'S already going to leave PSG.
>>77257459
how could I only see this now?
>>77257345
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>>77257590
>>77257649
jew behind post.png
Real based car
>>77257993
hard to imagine that the guy driving this car isnt a total outcast in his town considering the license plate
>>77257993
wasn't that you and your brother on the pic?
>>77258548
Yes
>>77257696
Whenever you leave your place Denmark will guard it in the meantime
>>77258682
how noble of him
Squatted 225 lbs. 25 times
>>77258861
so just your own body weight, huh?
>>77258861
4got 2 menschen I am now watching barça x justventus
/blog
>>77258904
Predictable but I sniggered nonetheless.
>>77258938
yeah I bet you eat a lot of snickers
>>77259028
Say that to my face not on the internet
>>77259141
okay
I should go to sleep now but I don't feel tired. What do?
Dat nerman goal
>>77259255
drink beer & watch a mobie. thats what I'm gonna do
>>77259255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXA1PN0Kgao
>>77259336
aua aua meine augn
avg german 2040.png
In 2040 we're all going to look like the sandmann?! Nice
>>77260053
them Segelohren doe
>>77260053
hmm already like to wear hats, so that isnt a problem. cant really grow a beard without it looking like shit tho
>>77260116
I can grow a beard but don't like to wear hats. We two should form a resistance group to overthrow the Sandmann terror regime.
>>77260176
shure I'm in. fuck the patriarchy
So why are yous guys home on a Saturday night?
>>77260300
I have to go to work tomorrow.
how much do you guys make
>about 1800
J U S T
>>77260254
Yes. If I want to do speed all night and stay up like a big boy it's my god damn right to not get questioned by the authority.
>>77260343
studentische aushilfe here
between 400 and 1300, depending on how much I want to work
>>77260300
have mainly two drinking friends. one is in another city at some music festival I didnt wanna go to and the other one is probably in full gaming mode rn where he stays home and doesnt answer to anyone.
theres some music going on outside coming from the nearby hill but I dont really feel like going there alone
>>77260382
I really liked DBZ as a kid, but I think I couldn't watch it now because of all the slow paced story telling and cliffhangers
>>77260343
you should ask for a raise so you can get 1860. for meme reasons
>>77260326
Work on a Sunday? Are you Köln bro or not?
>>77260343
~600 but I only work part time
>>77260377
How does that work?
>>77260382
Mad men
>>77260399
Hmmm. How's the music?
>>77260477
>Hmmm. How's the music?
edm and normie house
>>77260521
Bonkers m8
>>77260477
>How does that work?
When I know at least two weeks in advance that I have some spare time and I want to work more, I tell my boss and he looks if he needs me or not.
>Are you Köln bro or not?
maybe
>>77260343
Is love to have a salary like that. That's 300 more than I make each week.
>>77260697
It's even worse. Given the €/$ rate atm, his salary in $ should be around 2000.
>>77260735
Many goods are cheaper in the USA tho considering tax
>>77260910
Is that so? Well then the difference isn't too big.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Pu8Gl1Y2io
>>77260997
>messi is too autistic for rock, paper, scissors
I shouldn't be so suprised.
I'm getting more and more drunk but I still don't fell tired.
>>77256677
No, Ancelotti is just shit
Watch him lose Bundesliga next season like he lost fucking Ligue 1 with PSG to Montpellier when the previous coach was in 1st place when he took over.
Ancelotti is overrated as shit and he was just lucky to have had great teams wherever he went. He's the Seedorf of coaches.
good night
there any games tomorrow worth watching?
just watched serpico btw. very nice
>>77263642
USA is playing rn :)
Check on FlashScore to see if any friendlies catch your fancy b
>>77262278
night
>there are people ITT that still don't understand it was lcim that made the current Bayern great
Not even Larry David can fix this shit.
>>77255457
Under ZOG control.
goooooooooooooooood merning
>>77268133
morning, checked
Yes, good morning.
geeeeeerd mülleeeeeeeer to everyone!
Did you that Goetze is shlank again?
a recent picture
>>77252476
Preddy comfy.
>>77252653
>not the biggest fan of japan desu
>spends his life on a japanese anime image board
What did he mean by this?
>>77255100
Hopefully. Delicious ass-anguish incuming.
>Feueralarm is going off in the distance
>>77255873
>>77255803
/fa/
>>77256564
>Buyern in the current year
How are they still a thing?
still waiting for the official 2017/2018 bayern tram photo
shut up, tobi
Kalle verteidigt 0:4
>FC Bayern: Karl-Heinz Rummenigge rechtfertigt ICC-Pleite gegen AC Milan
>Rummenigge: "Mannschaft war müde"
>
>"Dass es so heiß ist, überrascht natürlich", betonte Rummenigge laut der Bild. "Man hat schon gemerkt, dass die Mannschaft müde war gestern. Gestern war der tote Tag. Man hat die Strapazen gemerkt."
the eternal Kalle strikes again.
>>77255803
>>77255873
In a time, where rainbow colours didn't necessary promote faggotry.
Was ist langfristig wichtiger für erfolgreichen Fussball: Spielaufbau oder Abschluss?
saw your thread and didn't reply and won't be replying to your post
>>77261742
>No, Ancelotti is just shit
There must be a lot of managers who win the league in 4 different countries and win the CL with two different teams.
>manage juve, ac, chelsea, real, and bauern for the last 18 years
>4 league wins
sure is goat
mmmmh, my chest feels good
where do i look if i want to be on a deep house party? preferrably in broad daylight. besides ibiza
>>77269256
>>77269283
>>77269310
>all these degenerate passive-aggressive useless bot replies
I'm out
>>77269234
Well done
SHIT.THREAD. SHIT PEOPLE.
>>77269333
sooooooooooo mad
>>77269388
>/bundesliga/
Brain drain. The thread. Only you, a few idiots and new anons are left in this destructive shit house.
>>77269408
actually, it's just me, bot #345, bot #452, fatty boom boom, denmark and you
post dancing gifs
>>77269509
thank you
ibiza is as expensive as seychelles
>60€ for a night
this is not a hostel
wait scratch that, theres one for 16€
dont scratch it, its 74€
scartching my arse atm
>ibiza in august
lol
>>77269243
Anyone would win it with those teams.
This is the guy who manage to lose Juventus 2 scudettos to Roma and Lazio twice in a row.
He has Milan to thank for pretty much reviving his managerial career.
>>77269226
Spielaufbau desu schmesu>>77269226
Are there any friendlies today?
>>77269826
zzzz vs boring
https://www.fussballgucken.info/fussball-heute
Nürnberg vs. BMG starts now.
>>77269882
http://www.fohlen.tv/
>>77269886
Sorry. Just found out that it isn't for free.
>tfw no 3.Liga streams to be found today
>>77270036
Was about to ask for streams as well, nothing on the usual sites.
MDR aren't allowed to show it because German broadcasting rights went to shit.
>>77269256
What about the CL wins huh cherry boy? You not got much to say now, cherry boy?
>lezmark
>>77269472
>>77270266
thanks
>Philipp Lahm ist Fußballer des Jahres 2016/2017
>885 Sportjournalisten beteiligten sich an den Wahlen, eine deutliche Steigerung zu 674 Teilnehmern im Vorjahr. 242 von ihnen wählten Lahm, der sich damit mit einem deutlichen Abstand von 50 Stimmen auch gegen Toni Kroos (Real Madrid) durchsetzte, auf den 192 Stimmen entfielen. Die "100-Stimmen-Schallmauer" durchbrach auch Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang; der Torjäger von Borussia Dortmund bekam 120 Stimmen.
>Trainer des Jahres: Julian Nagelsmann
>Mit 273 Stimmen für den jüngsten "Trainer des Jahres" in der großen Geschichte dieser Wahlen betrug der Vorsprung auf Christian Streich am Ende zwölf Stimmen. Ralf Hasenhüttl (49), der mit Aufsteiger RB Leipzig nicht minder für Furore gesorgt hat wie Nagelsmann mit der TSG Hoffenheim, beide Vereine qualifizierten sich für die Champions League, kam mit 107 Stimmen auf den dritten Platz.
http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/702278/artikel_philipp-lahm-ist-fussballer-des-jahres-20162f2017.html
>>77270392
this fuckin Bazi bias is getting out of hand.
Fuck that unlikeable power top midget.
>tfw got kicked off the bundes discord because someone complained about my annoying voice
>>77269187
>überrascht
It's not like they haven't been there several times already.
We /autbundes/ now
Altach vs Austria Wien
>>77249033
>>77249033
>>77249033
new thread
>>77270963
what a trainwreck that thread is
Real new thread:
>>77270995
>>77270774
well it's not like consistency was a necessary part of Buyern's excuses.
>>77271006
>putting bundes in the OP
instant autosage, well done alois
>>77271100
this is the new thread >>77270963
>>77270950
Prepare your anus viola
>>77271123
too many outsiders desu schnesu. still better than the austrian one tho
>>77269551
>Ibiza on summer
Got herpes only thinking about it
>>77271146
well we can make it ours
>>77271146
>le funney schnesu xDDD
good to know. I'll go in the Uli thread then. At least there seem to be less cancer kids like you.
Please kill yourself.
>>77269551
>his parents don't a house somewhere in the meds at some point where you can spend a month in during summer
>>77271194
calm down
>>77271194
Austria Vienna BTFO
>go to catalogue
>search for /autbundes:
??????
Profit