/HEEM/- Based Luke edition

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Luke rockhold is my boy

>>77249241
Fluke Stonegrab got FLUSHED and USADA'D.

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/kailin/

>>77249231
that's a reverse cleavage or something

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Say something nice about Aspen

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HARDY WORK

>>77249252
doesn't make any sense, she was a model or something then the onnit guy gets a hold of her and shes all muscular and into fighting, smdh senpai

>>77249260
New proxy? I don't want to filter all of Italy but I will if you're gonna spam from it

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YOU JUST KNOW

>>77249260
Put your proxy back on before Italy gets added to the filter list.

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>>77249260

PENETRATION

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lena is best fitefu

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>>77249272
>spam
calm down u gay faggot

>>77249273
>>>/asp/

>>77249231
>less hips than both men
>disgusting, awfully done tit job
>dyke haircut
Bet she has no ass and an unattractive face too

>>77249294
she's the girl who does the Glory interviews, so you know what she looks like if you're not a total casual

>>77249294
a good tit job is a fine art

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>>77249260
>hardy
>not supporting curran
kys

i've got a semi naked picture of lena but thats for me

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>>77249231
>lukes hand on her hips
>her boyfriends hovering around her neck
what a guy, you just know

>>77249302
I agree but hers are terrible

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>tfw future champion

>>77249231
Anyone else really mad about Rockhold not beating Bisbing? He literally has all the tools to be the GOAT of his generation at MW and he fucked it all up and now he hasn't fought for a year and a half

>>77249319
i prefer breast augmentation

you take a chick with big natural tits and then make them look perkier

thats what denise milani got

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>>77249333
yes, bisping is shit, and rockhold is arguably the best MW alive

>>77249316

Can anybody in the UFC out-slay Luke on a night out? I've honestly wondered this.

The guy is a 6'3" ripped model who dated a famous singer AND a former champ, he's handsome and masculine, has a very good voice, and even though he has the personality and tact of a brick he doesn't need to do anything but say hello to get a girl's panties wet.

>>77249333
lol memehole is a terrible person thats why he is doing nice guy virtue signalling tours and shit like that

i remember how mad he got at werdum during the cain werdum build up for him just being a confident brotier dude

memehole was like he's a fake and all this shit

>>77249345
>6'3"
>fights at MW

sounds more like a coward to me

>>77249352
he was mad at werdum cause he's loyal to the team you shitheel, based luke is as real as it gets

What is the biggest meme division and why is it LHW?

>>77249352
He is an asshole but he is a killer at MW as well

His striking is just ridiculous to watch

>>77249231
This girl has a body like an upside down triangle but she pulls it off

>>77249355
How would Rockhold do at 205 realistically? He seems too big for 185 but too small for 205

>>77249358
lol fuck off what is this nate diaz logic

but pozhole is definitely buttmad at werdum for being a happy go lucky sort of guy thats real friendly

>>77249333
I'm not mad, because I think Rockhold and Moose would fuck Whittaker up. but now through a strange turn of events Whittakers champ in making, and managed not to have to fight either.

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>mfw dey cant take dat left

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>>77249378
he would get trashed by everyone in the top 5 at the very least

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>Care to explain what you're doing here, whiteboi?

Your response, /heem/?

>>77249388
whittaker would knock rockhold the fuck out as for moose yeah well he's in bellator so who cares

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name a better ppv main eventer
6gorillion buys

>>77249402
Luke would shatter Whitaker's knees m8

>>77249316
One time best surfer, fighter, and rugby players in that photo.

sad little has beens club.

>>77249405
whittaker doesn't need knees to win he's already proven that

>>77249411
That's not very nice

Now that the Nunes-Shevchenko fight has been rescheduled does anybody else feel markedly less hyped than when it was on the 213 card?

I know, I know, wmma=wgaf, but I was excited to see Amanda sheem another girl. Now with this pullout, medical reason or not, I'm starting to doubt her heart.

>>77249395
Is it true he got wrecked like this because of McGregor?

>>77249422
You do when facing a guy who knows how to strike unlike Romero kek

>>77249405
rockhold can be a big boi like whittaker if he want's and fight yoel or he can fight a wsof tier fighter its up to him

i know he will back out of fighting yoel though

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>>77249431
>wmma

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>>77249434
They had a proper knock, lad

https://youtu.be/-cr5FQRKL6I

>>77249431
>I was excited to see Amanda sheem another girl.

You know they fought already right?

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>>77249316
pocock wearing all that baggy shit when you look like this.

Pretty humble desu

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How hyped are you for ray "the goat" borg vs demetrious "p4p #1" johnson /heem/?

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>>77249468
>this is sparring! it's not real!

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>>77249478
I really really like this webm.

>>77249478

It's looking like one of those cards where I stop watching and go do something else before the main event. The whole flyweight division needs to be cut.

>>77249487
decisionweight needs to be shit canned been saying this for years

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>>77249478
nope but I will post another Kailin

>>77249478
i don't know how to react to this

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>>77249478
might shitlet should fight TJ or be exiled from the UFC imo

>>77249509
Aw this picture is really cute :3

>>77249468
Seems like it desu

>>77249478
artem lobov finally met his equal I see

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>>77249541
best worst fighter in the UFC

So Weidman's gonna wrestle Kelvin for 3 minutes, gas out and get TKO'd by round 3 right?

>>77249400
>not a single white person was seen that day

>Kailin posting is now a thing

nice

>>77249581
Weidman wins the first two rounds IMO, then starts tiring and gets picked apart.

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>>77249621
She's fighting next week. What'd you expect?

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>>77249621
we're just that lucky on this timeline

Why don't people like rockhold? Is there any reason other than jealousy?

>>77249555
>best worst fighter in the UFC
What did he mean by this?

imagine if that roy jones jr vs anderson fight happened back in the day

dana always put the kibosh on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkMAf0ZHO_k

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>>77249638
>She's losing next week.

>>77249683
again lol

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>>77249683
keep talking

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>>77249683

>>77249661
I don't get it either. Maybe because he's not the most out-there personality. Didn't have to develop one growing up to make up for being ugly, so it's easy to pin him down as a dim jock who's had it easy always.
I like him though and if he had faster hands he'd be a top 3 p4p fighter.

>>77249231
There's a dude that's like 7 foot tall that I hate using the urinal next to at work. He always talks to me about UFC.

I don’t like that this guy has the option to look over and see my wiener whenever he wants since he is so tall. One time I was taking a dump and the fuckin dude made eye contact with me over the stall as he walked to the sinks. I dont think he did it intentionally but that's how tall this fuckin guy is.

He seems to have the same urination schedule as me because I swear I run into him at the urinal like once every 2 weeks. He saw me checking the heem at my desk one day at work and since then he always talks to me about McGreggor.

Whenever I see him at the urinal now I just pretend like I have to take a dump and go into a stall and look down until he leaves. Luckily he hasn't seen the ultimate fighter, i don't want him asking about me underwears

>>77249251
>>77249303
>>77249332
>>77249396
>>77249555
>>77249638
>>77249659
looks like a chimp

>>77249254
>>77249260
looks like a dude

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>>77249683
>australia
>prediction
Kaitlin is basically confirmed for winning because of you now. Thanks

>>77249732
too true lena is the only real fitefu

>>77249732
Based lookslike poster

>>77249728

Look at his weiner first and then you won't be so insecure.

>>77249728
nice

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>>77249732
>3rd world country posts
>3rd world countries reply
sorry to break the mold but here, have a Kailin

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You kids don't know shit about good walkout music

>>77249725

The vast majority of fighters don't have any real personality though, just not so sure why he ruffles so many johnnies. His lack of activity is kind of annoying now though, all of AKA really.

>>77249787
who will be man enough to walk out to linkin park tomorrow?

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>>77249807
Damian Maia will in a week

>>77249784
HNG

>>77249787
Comes out with a full trance set that goes for 4 hours

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sorry friends, don't let /kailin/ intimidate you with her looks and discourage you from posting

>>77249732
no she doesn't

>>77249478
why don't they kick?

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JUST TRY AND STEAL MY BIKE

BOY

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>>77249956
>bought durianriders ebook
carb tf up desu lads

>>77249956
>gets 100 million
>retires
>0 defences
>2 years after no one will know who Conor McGregor is

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>>77249972
>literally heems Jose Aldo
>literally heems Eddie Alvarez
>literally heems Floyd Mayweather
>literally heems Khalabeeb

>b-b-but he dodged Darren Elkins and Frankie Edgar

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>>77249972
>2 years after no one will know who Conor McGregor is
bullshit pal
go eat some tiramisu

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Good morning heem

>>77249997
Defences are always more exciting than these meme fights. Legacy wise he's nowhere near Jones, Silva, even fucking Bisping for that matter lel.

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>>77250017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ALADkLHLg

>>77249997
>literally heems Khalabeeb
Also good laugh

>>77250017
H-hey jo, h-how are you?

*wipes nervous sweat with a towel*

>>77250030
Very good laugh
not like Khabib can ever make 155 again

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>>77250030
Do liver shots count as heems ? Cause that pull out merchant shot to shit liver can't take dat left 'and shot, neither can his empty pea head with no forehead for that matter

>>77250030
i like khabib but when he cant make weight he's walking around on a zimmer frame

>>77250043
>>77250072
>>77250075
>n-next time
>x24

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>>77250087

>>77249478
Still longer reach than Artem

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>>77250087
>n-next time

>>77250020
Conor's legacy is changing the game.

>>77250020
youre nuts boy
bigger legend than bisping and jones just by having multiple 1mil ppv.. silva is an icon though and his legacy spans a decade+ but come on

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UFC better sign him

>>77250168
who?

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>>77250165
If people can bring your legacy into question by stating a simple fact: that you never even attempted to defend a belt, your legacy ain't worth shit. PPV sales are an inane way to judge your legacy. By that metric, CM Punk is the GOAT given that he has had one fight period and it sold a few hundred thousand.

>>77250181
Canadian FW prospect, 7-0-1. Drew with Marat Magomedov due to his grappling not being up to scratch but then finished him in the rematch. Has vicious stand up, Muay Thai base.

Why Gastelum won't heem Weidman in the first?

I don't any real reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, he will have more gas than Weidman later even if he does pull the trigger in the 1st.

Weidman ofcourse will try to slouch over going for succ like a bitch, his last couple of fight. Maybe Gastelum learns from Romero abd knees his cocky head off.

>>77250223
i thought he was signed somewhere

tucker would heem him

>>77250223
is his record padded? If he's decent ufc wont sign him and make him fight some welterweight wrestler on tuesday night contenders and he will lose and stay on the regional circuit

>>77249468
>Sparring with the literal Schaub of Boxing

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>>77250253
he was signed to WSOF but now is a free agent, he has been angling to get on UFC 215.
>>77250261
not really, only ever fought guys with winning records.

>>77250186
>CM Punk is the GOAT
didn't read anything but that

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Yo, /HEEM/!
FORM VOLTRON

>>77250248
>Why Gastelum won't heem Weidman in the first?

Gastelum doesn't hit harder than Yoel or Moose. Until Weidman gasses, I don't see him getting heemed because he has good enough striking defense to avoid getting his head taken off.

Gastelum will give up r1 and probably r2 to Weidman's wrestling (like Kennedy) and take over in the third.

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>>77250335
FORM
KAILIN

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>>77250344
FORM FIGHTFU'S

>>77249396
gus dc and jon would smash him yer, dunno bout manure though

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>>77250341
Kelvin has way faster and more accurate hands than Yoel, but yeah 1st round will probably go to Chris 10-9 via wrestlefucking

>>77250307
o shit, didn't know he was a refugee of wsof

yeah be a good fit for fp prelims for sure, would be the 3rd undefeated Canadian fighter on the card

>>77250344
Is this all this chick does takes skimpy pics of herself to stay relevant in the ufc?

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>>77250335
Boxing isn't fighting yeh

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>>77250387
well yeah, since she isn't good at fighting

>>77250335
voltes 5 > voltron tbqh

>>77250341
The way their stances are, Kelvin hopping and throwing straights, Weidman forward pressure, makes me see Gas absolutelly starching Weidman. Weidman didn't face a guy like that: Moose threw more hooks, was more muai thai otiented, Yoel was different altogether, Luke slow shit tier hands. He did face Vitor with simlar one two's, and guess what happened, he got caught and rocked by Vitor. He had to resort to taking Vitor down then to survive. Kelvin here isn't deflated and won't get easily down, will finish the fight.

>>77250341
>weidmans wrestling
watch gas stuff his USADA'd takedowns and beat him up

>>77250402
those are some slanty eyes mate

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>>77250399
what is this, Gooby in stupid glasses for ants ?

>>77250418
yes he did

machida.

but i think weidman has lost a step, and could still get caught with something, but likely no KO

>>77250432
did he spill tea on his shirt?

>>77250438
>but likely no KO

I think if there will be a KO its if Weidman is gassed, maybe like in the 4th round.

>>77250442
ummm it's called fashion

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>>77250442
Irish don't drink tea you limey oppressor, they drink coffee

>>77250438
Machida was a timid counter striker, Gastelum actively engages, putting his opponents on the back foot.

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Who /fallon fox/ here?

Could she (yes, SHE) heem Cyborg?

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>>77250463
The only thing he'll be drinking is this nut on August 26th.

>>77250475
Literally looks like Vinny Magalhaes in drag on the right.

>>77250425
Weidman had success against Moose and against Yoel with his wrestling in the first, and Gastelum seemed content to get wrestled by Kennedy. I don't think that Weidman gets completely BTFO in that phase.

>>77250463
is it really nut in the cup?

>>77250497
>Weidman will win until he loses

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>>77250503
was meant for >>77250479

I fucking hate my life now thanks a lot guys

>>77250510
Weidman should start losing til he wins

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>>77250516
gooby

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>>77250533
> gooby

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>>77250533
Goobster

>>77250510
We talking about the 1st round.

>>77250497
It is still 5mins. Yoel always starts out slow, Moose keeps a pace thorough, has shit TD due muai thai stance. Gastelum could hop back with his movement and not get caught.

He might get caught with a TD hopping in.

>>77250545
kek gave me a chuckle
post the ufc 209 one

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>>77250516

>>77250399
have some youtube mma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd3YAEupGtQ

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You wanna do it?

>>77250643
lol, never seen outdoor fights b4

>>77249471
fucking hell dude looks incredible

>>77250763
They have it in pillowhug sometimes (Pacquiao-Horn) and it's usually comfy

dam the kazakh with the wicked KO

>>77250952
mighty mouse next opponent

Watchin M1-Global with dah boiiiiiiissssss

>>77251043
did he pull guard but land straight into side control

anyone else watching this shit the heavyweight main event will be funny as fuck watching those guys gas

>>77251116
they got 2 old humongous cans of russia HW fights, and the have joe riggs fighting

>>77251141
blatantly pulling the dudes glove but i guess thats ok

the russian dudes gassed and the frenchman cant strike

lol that guy wearing UFC trunks?

>no knockout

disgraceful

did the french guy even know how to fight

like he literally couldn't grapple or strike

who is your favorite woman fighter?

>>77251321
mighty mouse

>>77251321
hard ot say, alot I like but non have stood out enough, yet. have my eyes on a prospect which might be the one

Dr. Pavel???

>>77251355
tell us more about her

lol kid dancing

shevchenko dance.webm

>>77251364
nepalese boxer, first 4 fights, 2 KO 2 Sub

Which fighter has won you the most money?

Pic related has got me R1030 in total

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>>77251412

Forgot pic

Why do russians always have such retarded announcers at their events?

>>77251409
https://youtu.be/kjBcNWZGdds?t=282

>>77251441
I'm not fluent in russian, but i keep facepalming when he opens his mouth

>>77250402
glad to see Rose Namajunas without bra

>>77251426
You can see the cruelty in her eyes.

>>77251448
isn't that the girl who almost killed that other girl because the ref was Indian Steve Mazzagatti

ok getting a little frustrated now waiting for the next fight

damn, those kids have sick moves. Is that a national dance i suppose?

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>>77251498

Literally a cash cow till she faces JJ or Clawja.

How did heem react to her win on Sat? I wasn't around

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>>77250533

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>>77251669
this is the real gooby at 215

>>77251654
She clearly lost so i dunno about cash cow but the judges gave it to her.

She's not a very good striker at all if joanne can out point her so if Joanna champion gets her hands on her well she will be a mess.

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>>77251722
>She clearly lost

Heh what? She worked more, didn't play JJ's game, two takedowns, nearly tapped the meth head twice and Jojo did fucking nothing except kick at nothing and land backfist

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>miss the fight
>take the same amount of time off as if he fought

Why the fuck are fighters allowed to get away with this?
Its not just Khabib, theres always someone stalling for 6-18 months and killing hype.

I swear the ufc and mma in general would be a lot better if there were mandatory fights every X months save for serious injury delays.

conor will maul floyd

>>77251797
jojo is prettier and has a very sweet voice though so in my judging she clearly won

>>77251811
>mandatory fights every X months

That would lead to shitty fights being made and mess with rankings. The situation with Khabib is shit though but thats on UFC for not putting in clauses/penalties about missing weight and events in the contracts

>>77251811
>Why the fuck are fighters allowed to get away with this?

dunno its just a tactic to not lose your current rank thats all

caine is a master of it and so is kabib

>tfw only 7 bongs to fights

>>77251827

I'm going to fuck your dad

>>77251861
sounds like fight is off at m1 global lol

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>>77251861

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>people are unironically going to watch Chris Wide Man tonight

Skip the event altogether. Watch a movie or some thing

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>>77251701
fuck m8, it's nearly been two years since i can use this filename

>>77251848
Im sure the matchups could still be juggled in the right way with leeway here and there, but nothing close to the gaps we have now.

And if theres cunts being left behind with injury, then fuck em. Endurance and durability should be part of the game. These ufc guys already have it easier with no tournament style events.

>>77251915
I hate movies

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Friendly reminder that there is no escape from the lost batallion.

how many bongs laddos

>>77251951
that's just beacuse you've only watched shit movies

>>77251953
I hate this man

>>77251933

UFC's matchmaking is shit enough as it is. Why handcuff them even further? I'd rather have fighters not rush back in fear of losing their spots because it hurts them in the long run. You're talking like there are 5-10 Khabibs when there are only like 3 incl. Khabib

>>77249478
What are the odds ill put cheeky fiver on tazmanian

Justt heem me

how many bongs

>>77251991
>man

>>77252046
Meh its too slow, id have the whole roster on a 3 month turn around. Maybe if you are a champ, you get a few more holidays.

Right now its dumb, momentum is constantly lost when your favorite fighters have 1-2 goes a year if they're fit. Or go completely awol when they're injured.

Mountain mma. Thank yous russia

Rewatched Johnson vs Garthje. Anybody else notice that big john and gaethje were telling Johnson what to do in the second round? He was pulling guard and they both said he had to stand up against his will. Seems pretty problematic to be having two white "men" commanding a Black Man what to do in a cage.

UFC is the ONLY good organization.

>>77252117
>3 month turn around

Are you new? Not to MMA but to life in general? That would lead to rapid fighter turnovers and kill fighters that are still growing AND fuck with the audience.

>>77252189
>rapid fighter turnovers and kill fighters

good

>>77252221
SO YOU WANT TO BE AN ULTIMATE FIGHTER

>>77252221
come visit the USA and call the cops

The card is starting earlier today, right?

Kind of convenient

Any idea on if Heather Hardy's going to fight again?

>>77252189
It will fuck over the ones who take a lot of damage and those who like to grind out decisions.
Everyone else will adapt, the wheat from the chaff. If you can finish people early, you'll be rewarded in more than just a victory or odd bonus.

No, what fucks with the non-hardcore audience is growing a year older by the time they see someone good take another fight.
This is where regular sports, especially team sports have the advantage over combat. Your team is always playing in a week or two.
Unless you have a dozen boys, the fighting game is one agonizing wait after another.

So Luke is thinking to fight old man Branch...

Everyone is ducking Yoel, ffs. Whittaker's a warrior.

>>77252272
>It will fuck over the ones who take a lot of damage and those who like to grind out decisions.
>Everyone else will adapt, the wheat from the chaff. If you can finish people early, you'll be rewarded in more than just a victory or odd bonus.

Most of the damage happens in camp. :/

>>77252275
>Yoel
>40 years old
>will never hold a belt
>will never be in the hall of fame
>will retire within 2 years
>be forgotten in 5 years
Gadooshed and flushed

>>77252127
no way

>>77252303
>Schaub
>who-gives-a-fuck old
>will never hold a belt
>never fought for a belt
>retired
>forgotten except for when the UFC needs to put over Rothwell or Browne, or when Bellator needs to put over Nelson

Gadooshed and CTE'd and flushed.

>>77252329
I could have sworn I saw him as an analyst at Bellators biggest event ever and on showtime for the biggest boxing match in history.

>tfw the only the thing Romero will be remembered for is cheating and gay Jesus

>>77252355
australians are the biggest morons in the world just ignore their posts

>>77252368
and shitting himself

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>>77252272
>those who like to grind out decisions

So you'd punish people that know how to win this way? It just sounds like you have a short attention span and you want fighters and the UFC to bend to it. Stick to team sports, brotha

>>77252387
australians are the biggest morons in the world just ignore their posts

>>77252387
there's something about that stare that creeped me out. Like something you would see in a nightmare or lynch movie

>>77252303
You're sad

>>77252355
How many casual fans do you think remember Stann or Hardy fought for the UFC?

Schaub is just some random chucklefuck with a brain-damage induced speech impediment that gets paid to say stupid shit at this point.

>>77252387
wait, you actually like decision cucks?

>regularly cant beat someone
>has to rely on judges to give him wins

And you want to protect these people? Fuck off with your elitist 'muh sweet science' facade.

>>77252411
Cheaters never prosper, sorry not sorry.

>>77252423

There's nothing "elitist" about it. If that's how a person can win then it's fine with me. Also, fights are more likely to go down to decisions with high level fighters so your fight turn over idea wouldn't work. If anything, fighters will be more defensive so they don't get hurt and make the 3 month turnover

three hundred and seventy bings, for everyone playing along at home

>>77249231
Luke's overrated as hell. He'll be fighting in Bellator in a year or two after two more straight losses.

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Serious question from an amateur fan.

Joe Rogan said the two greatest heavyweights of all time are Fedor and Velasquez.

I can understand Fedor, but Cain?

The guy has only beaten one real fighter from what I can see (JDS). The other two memorable wins were Antonio Silva and Minotauro who were way past their prime at that point.

I do hope Cain gets another shot at the title to prove his worth but I don't see how he can be considered #1.

>>77252433
Every UFC Champion right now is roiding on something not picked up in usada testing plus gets by testing from usada from back handers

https://www.rt.com/sport/387028-frank-mir-usada-interview/

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Ohh shit lads

fresh heem in M-1 challenge just now, and Kharitonov is fighting soon

Also it's out in the moutains and scenic as fuck, never see fights like these

http://www.vipleague.se/boxing/494402/1/mma-fighting---challenge-81-live-stream-online.html

>>77249411
dont see any good rugby players there mate.

>>77252667
Cain just looks like quite a beast when he does perform, I think calling him GOAT is a stretch though, but you've got to realise he was very hyped when coming in and for the most part lived up to that hype

>>77252667
>Joe Rogan said
Here's your problem

>>77252667
lol joe use to say fedor was fat and out of shape

as for cain he can't get onto the park enough to really establish himself up their with fedor and he didn't have a streak like fedor

>>77252681
rugby is fucking pathetic

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>>77252711
>lol joe use to say fedor was fat

>>77252719
what makes you say that lad?

>>77252667
He also fought Shane Carwin

>>77252728
I kind of agree thats the perfect fighting body if you didn't need to make a weight division.

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>>77250017

>>77252748
True. The nigga didn't exactly have a weight problem but it's not like he was shredded.

>>77249822
is she promoting some vape pen? or cannabis extract?

>>77252679
thanks tuning in

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>>77252754
>tfw the starbucks girl misspells your name

>>77252719
So pathetic your jew networks are panicking by charging Americans to watch the last world cup when the event is free for the whole world to watch

American "Foot"ball bosses dont want it shown there as it would replace it in no time

>>77252769
I think theirs something to be gained from being able to burn fat while under strenuous exercise and also having that mass for pure power.

Like if your already quick like fedor having a bit more mass gives you power.

>>77252788
always happen to me as well tbqh

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what went wrong?

>>77252679
Holy shit imagine how comfy it would be being there live
I want this so bad

>>77252800
i watched it for the first time a couple weeks ago, rugby is somehow actually fucking worse to watch than the nfl lol, fucking atrocious

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>>77252368
and making Count Duckula break the marathon record to avoid him. still some running left to go, boy

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>tune in to russian outdoor mountainous MMA stream
>fighter walks in to WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T WAKE UP)

Дa eбaл я этo

>>77252667
But all you have to regard is UFC championship reign. Cain takes that and fought into several "generations" of fighters. That's why it's him and Fedor. I agree, pretty weak though and his current status = btfo so he barely eeks it out.

>>77252817
is she still with pat barry?

Also her problem is she cut her hair but if she grows it out it looks like she's a 13 yr old boy when transitioning to short hair

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>>77252835
so if i want to be shredded i gotta sprint like that, ye? noted

diesel is one of the most experience mma dudes cutting angles real good in this fight

he's got atleast 65+ pro fights

>watching jon jones videos
>see this on the sidebar
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drm8N8c6i_s
>hear the music
>get triggered
>cry

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>one week until Milfu finally gets a win

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>that last combination by Riggs

>>77252919
diesel with one guy in his corner lol

Charlie Ward

>>77252788
>name is tyler
>always tilor or tylor

honestly who the fuck spells it differently than "tyler"

M1 MAIN EVENT NOW

>>77252829
Youre fucking dumb

>>77252667
>le fight the same 2 guys for 5 fights in a row man

Sea-level meme aside, the fact that he got completely owned by Werdum the way he did permanently removes him from the HW GOAT discussion imo.

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>ufc in a few bongs
i get to forget what a failure i am by focusing on what a failure weidman has become

Kharitonov vs Geronimo Doss santos starting right now

get in here
>>77252679

>>77253148
holy shit, what country is this in

>>77253145
You need to come to terms with the fact that Gunny has absolutely atrocious striking defense.

>>77253161
Ruskya

>>77253148
or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd3YAEupGtQ

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>>77253173
That's a better link, thanks

>>77253145
Protect yourselves at all times

Gooner lost

Fuck Gunnar Nelson. I'm glad he got completely schooled by Maia and I'm glad he got KO'd

hahahahah dos santos fucking blew it

HOLY SHIT WHAT

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Lol Kharitonov by ankle lock

what time do the real fights start? (the ufc ones in case you're retarded and don't understand the question)

>>77249251
>be completely flat-chested
>hmm what can I do to make me look even uglier when topless?
>get stupid fucking script tattoo of bullshit quote spanning across entire chest

>>77253253
I'd tell you, but you're being rude.

>>77253208
AAAAAAH, HELP ME CONOR

>>77253253
Fights today you fucking casual shit

>>77253254
hawaiians are almost as stupid as australian /heem posters

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>>77253253
Well, if you're going to talk like that then go fuck yourself

>>77253254
It gives men something to look at on her chest when they plow her in the absence of boobs.
3d chess my man

>>77253235
Sea Level Dos Santos wouldn't make that mistake

>>77253253
1PM in real time zone

Is picksbro still taking picks? I know he said he wasn't going to be around tonight.

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>>77253293
she would be gross from behind too


>>77253300
>bragging about living in california

Wish the got a good angle of the ankle lock

>Ingushetia is one of Russia's poorest and most unstable regions. The military conflict in neighboring Chechnya has occasionally spilled into Ingushetia, and the republic has been destabilized by corruption, a number of high-profile crimes (including kidnapping and murder of civilians by government security forces[14]), anti-government protests, attacks on soldiers and officers, Russian military excesses and a deteriorating human rights situation.[15][16] According to Russian media Ingushetia has the lowest alcohol consumption in Russia.[17]

>>77253343
starting to suspect it was fixed

>>77253361
>according to my 5 seconds of wikipedia research