"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past."
- "punished" Romero
who is your most beloved female mma fighter in any organization?
>>77244225
Beautiful thread OP
Say something nice about Aspen Ladd!
>>77244242
why the fuck is her head so big? is this why she ducked? fathead-ism?
>>77244225
THIS IS THE THREAD
Weidman vs Gastelum
Bermudez vs Elkins
Cummins vs Villante
Rivera vs Almeida
Good vs Santos
>>77244270
loser
>>77244225
Bjpenn.com
Fights tomorrow
>>77244270
What a SHITE CARD!
I could whoop all their asses and I am just a strawweight, haha!
>>77244270
gastelum
bermudez
cummins
almeida
good
Yoel is my boy and my boy only since 2013 heem
What's the best way to secure a take down in MMA?
>>77244270
Weidman
Elkins for memes
Villante
Almeida
Good
Using a trip because no pictures on machine plz include
>>77244230
>>77244192
>>77244248
lol
>>77244306
personally i like to *teleport* behind my opponent and work from there buddy ;)
>>77244313
don't include him no picture
>>77244326
You can't tell him what to do
>>77244230
>>77244192
>>77244248
Who do you consider the most athletic UFC fighter?
>>77244270
Gastelum
Bermudez
Cummins
Rivera
Santos
>>77244343
>>77244318
Idgi
>>77244345
>>77244354
Freak
>>77244367
Only one of those is me bro
>>77244386
You both need to stop this
>>77244386
What is your goal dockie, you already got Coral springs to stop being an attention whore but you still need to force this shit on the daily for no reason , why?
>>77244392
Stop what?
>>77244345
natty goat superfreak brock
>>77244409
Sorry sweetie, I don't work on a dock.
>>77244410
Im just wondering why you constantly post images of Schaub and why the other autistic poster constantly spams questions with no intention of soliciting a genuine response?
what is wrong with you both? what went wrong?
OFFICIAL HEEM SCHAUB FILTER
FILENAME
/IMG_[0-9999]/i
COMMENT
/schaub/i
MD5 Filter
https://pastebin.com/hyPR3Ahu
Alright you slack jawed faggots time to put down each others cocks and stand up straight because THE KING is back.
>>77244444
wasted quints
>>77244444
Quints do not lie. Everyone I plenty this filter right now
>>77244440
I can't speak speak his motivations. I post pictures of all my favorite fighters Brendan, Schaub, Sage, etc...I also news and stuff from twitter and regularly make quality OPs. Don't be a h8r my man.
>>77244444
Thank you based anon!
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/7/20/16003962/ufc-mma-news-interview-heavyweight-champion-stipe-miocic-contract
So rumours of Brock coming back and Stipe suddenly has contract issues? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Where's hoodieCHAD when you need him?
>>77244444
based
>>77244270
Gastelum
Elkins
Villante
Rivera
Good
>>77244446
What's a king to a Schaub?
>>77244444
Font forget to hide the stubs
>>77244491
This photo is hysterical
>>77244270
Weidman
Bermudez
Villante
Almeida
dos Santos
>>77244494
A manlet
>>77244504
shut up you cunt, fuck off and die
Question 4 the h8rs? Are you ever not in shambles?
I'M IN CUBA MICHAEL WHERE ARE YOU I'M WAITING
>>77244543
u mad bro??
>>77244545
have another drink
What is your all time favorite UFC post fight interview?
>>77244494
A buddeh.
which fighter turned comedian do you most appreciate?
>>77244561
you will be when I bounce a potato off your head you inbred cunt
>>77244582
Honestly? Brendan S.
Who is the best fighter to never hold a belt?
>>77244592
Dustin
>>77244583
why you sperging? i know you're just a weak frail little boy behind a computer
>>77244592
UFC belt? Brendan S.
What is next for "Big Brown's" career?
20 personal (you)'s to the man or woman who provides footage of Joe Rogan in an actual MMA fight.
Does paige vanzant have a future in mixed martial arts?
>>77244614
probably challenge Aspen Ladd to a brown off
how fast will maia get woodley to the ground?
"From 1975 to 1980, Frank W. Dux had 329 matches. He has retired undefeated as the Heavyweight class Kumite champion. He still holds records to this day. Quickest knockout: 32 seconds. Quickest punch in a knockout: 3.2 seconds. Fastest Kick in a knockout: 72 MPH. Total knockouts: 92. Dux established his own school of Ninjutsu in 1975, called "Dux Ryu Ninjutsu".
>>77244636
he won't his takedowns are shite
>>77244600
Funny you call someone frail after nearly dying because your "country" ran out of potatoes
>>77244643
Yeah because I personally nearly died, everyone knows britbois are cute little twinks in need of a hard dicking :))
I don't see how Maia can beat Tyrone in the wake of his idols untimely death, Maia will have a heavy backpack of his own, a backpack of grief
Thoughts on Michael Johnson? I think he's a great fighter despite his record, hope UFC keeps him around
>>77244664
>I hurt your feelings so bad you turned gay
Never insult Aldo or Chad aga
>>77244664
literally cringed
What are you white bois gonna do when woodley smashes racism by laying a vicious GnP on a helpless Maia?
Whos the next white hope?
>>77244628
>Joe Rogan
>actually fighting
>>77244685
Whiteboi here, hope woodley shadowrealms Maia, fuck that boring fighter
>>77244682
Both washed up has beens
>>77244642
>>77244652
He's probably one of those faggot Americans that says lad also
>>77244693
So is Conor
Funny thing is that the "literally cringed" poster is the most autistic, cringeworthy poster ITT
the state of his life, worthless cretin
>>77244718
Conor is going to participate in the most lucrative fight in the history of combat sports.
Mendes is on a 2 fight losing streak and hasnt fought since 2015. Aldo lost to Holloway after McGregor raped him mentally and physically.
Think again you seething virgin, go cry about your washed up mma waifus somewhere else.
can someone explain the import of this "heem" meem stuff please? what does it meen?
>>77244698
>Usman vs Woodley
I don't know whos blacking who
>>77244444
BASED
>>77244744
You know I'd kill you if you ever put that near my mouth Daniel
>>77244769
Fuck it hurts to see how happy Hendricks used to be, now it really makes me upset to see what his career has become. Such a goodguy
>>77244768
h8ing isnt very schaublike of you bro
>>77244786
Yeah but hes a hamfisted moron who cant keep food out of his fat mouth
>>77244803
He lost motivation after losing shit decisions to GSP,Lawler,Magny.
>JUST
Maia will take down Woodley
>>77244758
It's from a WSHH video. Some guy get knocked out and a whole block beats this sh*t out of him then one guy yells heem sleepy. It is like "him sleepy" and now people use heem as a verb meaning to ko somebody. It is also more traditionally used to say things like heem sleepy, heem tappy, heem wobbly etc...
Bless you bro
>>77244842
Brokeback Mountain is actually a pretty good movie
What´s the deal with Weidmans eye? Is it getting lazy because of old age? I don´t think him getting cuban missiled has anything to do with it.
>>77244858
The cuban missile unironically gave him that palsy bro
>>77244858
>I don´t think him getting cuban missiled has anything to do with it.
well you're pretty stupid so that's not very surprising
>>77244858
Yoel reconstructed his face, it droops down now
>>77244842
Maia will submit Woodley after he takes him down
People underestimate Maia's size and his recent wrestling skills
>>77244858
weidman always looks JUST at the end of a weight cut
>I'm 5'4
>>77244878
Damn when did conor look so aesthetic
Everyone thinks that Conor tattooed "McGregor" on his chest out of being vain and stupid but in reality Irish people are very clanlike and surnames matter alot over here
The McGregors have a good history of resisting British rule both in Scotland and Ireland, Conor has every right to be proud
>>77244868
How does getting kneed in your head give you a lazy eye?
>>77244902
ask chris weidman ya fuckin idiot
>>77244880
Problem?
>>77244900
uh he has a gorilla with a snake tongue on his chest
>>77244902
are you fucking stupid, like really?
>what does having facial tissue and the cerebral cortex permanently damaged in the most brutal manner possible have to do with weidmans lazy eye?
I don't know why I waited so long to hide stubs. This is so refreshing
>>77244915
>eh, Kris hai. My name is lukas I'd like to know why face droop low
>>77244270
Gastelum
Bermudez
Cummins
Rivera
Good
>>77244917
sad!
>>77244927
It's a beast 100% bless you bro
>>77244919
Its meant to be one of those traditional jap ones, Danis' is pretty nice
LOL this insecure manlet went through trouble of making a thread of his low paying dockwork
succ_jon
>>77244964
Looks like inflatable vagina
>>77244917
How do I get a job on the docks?
>>77244964
that caption never fails to crack me up
very Conoresque in his arselicking, Mike
>>77244974
Fast paced semen slurping
>>77244974
masters degree in dockery
>>77244974
can you suck a golfball through a garden hose?
>>77244917
how about the fact that you work 6pm-3am and six days a week lmao
What's your favorite round for a fight to end?
stop making fun of the dock worker
>>77244993
I'm days and I rarely work more than 5.
Stay jealous, Adan Elmi of Ottawa, former dip portioned at Kelseys.
>>77245007
his dock
I'm tired of seeing weidman get brain damage, I hope he retires
>>77245008
I remember this GTA mission.
>>77244846
thanks bro
>>77244858
its part of his trauma-based personality fragmentation. hes fucked bub.
where do you see the ufc heavyweight division 3 years down the road?
What is the ideal body weight for making a cut to light heavyweight in your estimation?
Notice how img_poster stops once this attention whore starts posting
>>77245029
Hendricks finally makes weight and takes over. The former 170 champ is just too quick for the other heavyweights.
>>77245029
Lesnar undisputed champ to be honest.
>>77245045
Just use this
FILENAME
/IMG_[0-9999]/i
COMMENT
/schaub/i
MD5 Filter
https://pastebin.com/hyPR3Ahu
>>77245055
checked :)
Which bantamweight has the most potential?
>>77245008
>not only are americans too stupid to learn how to drive manual but they must have a big sticker to remind them to turn the ignition off
amazing
*sucks your dick*
Do you think Timothy Johnson will win his next battle inside the Octagon?
>>77245045
My bedtime is 9pm bromigo
Should the UFC implement an atomweight division?
>>77245020
Fuck, that looks like one of those melted altered schaubpictures
*GADOOSH*
Maia vs Rory is one of the best showcases of heart and skill in MMA history.
>>77245150
HAve you seen calderwood vs caviljo?
>>77245145
shes the #1 atomweight in every worldwide rankings and she's fighting next weekend. Just because you're a casual doesn't mean we all are
>>77244556
you're late
>>77245008
you don't have to work all fucking night anymore! now you get to revel in the fact that the only time that you aren't at work actually correlates with the rest of the working population!
good job, my man! it probably really sucked rolling out of bed to go to work at fucking 2am, I'm proud of you
Dude my secretary mr. Heem lmao who did it
>>77245155
Only good fight on that UFC card.
>>77245180
Goobs!
>>77245156
Hamasaki is at number 1 senpai
>listen to an old Joe Rogan podcast
>"Maia vs wonderboy would be a dream matchup"
do you agree
>>77245207
>do you agree
no
>>77245207
Wonderboy is going to get lit up by Masvidal
>>77245180
Wow that really means a lot coming from the son of a snow crab fisherman
>>77245219
or masvidal will die trying
The boys
Gooby lol
>>77245097
idk, junior albini seems strong
dude you'll always be lonely, i have a wife and post pictures of conor mcgregor on 4chan on friday nights
>>77245228
Lmao says the Mcgregor self insert
>>77245264
we all have wives and post here friday nights
hope you enjoyed being BTFO bud
>tfw my secretary lmao gooby bud my wife btfo lmao idiot jealous
>>77244306
bear spray
heeminder ive probably fucked your wife
>>77245261
Thank you, he was really good odds. Not a fan of the eye poking though
>>77244486
"Stipe Miocic is on track to becoming the greatest heavyweight in UFC history..."
On track to become even greater than Tim Sylvia!
How can whyte boi Maia handle WORLD WAR HEEM! ?
>>77245219
>>77245248
will be a great fight lads
>>77244270
Fridge Man Gasstelum
The Damage
Villante
Rivera
Santos
>>77244494
just stop this shit pls
speaking for 99% of the adults here, we've fucking well had enough of this little group of superfriend teasing each other and what not. can you all just go fuck off?
>>77245228
right away I felt bad about this lol
>>77244270
Gastelum
Elkins
Villante
Rivera
Santos
>He's using his muscles when he throws his punches
Joe Rogan
>>77244270
Weiidman
Bermudez
Villante
Almeida
Good
>>77244225
>I'm gonna make them give back our past.
A poet and a soldier.
sorry I made fun of you dude
I'm watching the fights on AXS right now. Two heavyweights, one is 2-0 and the other is 1-0.
My question is does anyone know how much someone on a regional show like this is paid?
>>77245453
Couple hundred probably
>>77245354
Damn how do i get thicc arms like this
>>77244582
Joe Rogan.
who /gianpiero/ here?
who /previousthread/ here?
>>77245444
At the age of 40 there's just something Yoelito needs to get him ahead of the competition
>>77245527
wtfff
>>77245527
I love how ariel hides his face on his twitter avatar
>>77245527
David who???
>>77245527
Rockhold vs Romero is the fight to make, unless Yoel is stepping in to fight Bisping!
>>77245549
>>77245549
>>77245527
>>77245551
>I only want the bigfights
Luke Stonehands
>>77245565
yep, bisping vs whittaker and yoel vs luke for clear #1 contendership (which means nothing with dana)
>>77245551
David Branch. Former WSOF middleweight and light heavyweight champ (simultaneously). Don't let this guy >>77245561 get to you. He's casual. Majority of /heem/ is casual and didn't even watch the last Professional Fighters League card. They also pretend to have known who Justin Gaethje was. Nor do they know he fought Melvin Guillard and heemed a disabled man.
>>77245605
It'd not even a matter of knowing the guy or not he's not even ranked
I spread some false rumours in /trans/ lads.
>>77245527
Luke is in everyone's head, nobody knows what he'll do next
>>77245640
I know what he will do lad. He won't fight "Punished" Yoel.
>>77245628
good. imagine naming your general /transexual/
>>77244751
Potato
>>77245661
I just add a little bit each day. Yesterday i said liverpool have a 100mil to bid for suarez.
Now everyone saying its the end of barca and liverpool are the dark horse in the transfer market.
Its good fun.
David Branch is shit
>wmma
>>77245727
Maybe she deserved it? ever think of that?
Regardless of popular opinion, you can actually find a reasonable reason to hit anyone
i'm white btw
>>77245752
>that overeem strat at the end
>>77245698
I don't watch wsof, only lellator and ufc
>>77245727
He didn't hit her hard enough
>>77245752
Goood fight
>>77244225
I like it
>>77244270
Weidman
Bermudez
Villante
Rivera
Good
gastelum looks shook at the weigh ins
doesn't mean shit though
>>77245453
Wew watching it now.
after cowboy ko's robbie this rematch needs to happen
>>77245933
he knows he's not a real MW and is being forced into this shit
>>77245998
Jorge's body is disgusting
How are his arms that long yet he only has 74" reach? It's not like he has narrow shoulders either
>mfw could heem every in this thread
>>77246019
his forearm looks like it's straight off a science class skeleton
like zero muscle
>>77246019
That roid gut is digusting. His chest too. At least Cowboy looks normal.
>>77245998
Imagine trying to wrist lock those tiny little things
>>77246078
That's not a roid gut, it's from bad posture/genetics
>knockdown in the last 10 seconds in the last round
what a horrible way to lose a fight.
>>77246078
>>77246096
cowboy has neutral hips with correct posture
jorge's hips are sitting like the band on cowboy's sweatpants, anterior as fuck
>>77245998
fake tough guy v real tough guy
>>77245998
Does Cowboy have narrow shoulders? They look good here but in the fight they dont. Maybe its just because he has such a long neck
>>77246033
20 personal (you)s to the man or woman that can provide footage of Joe Rogan in an actual MMA match.
>>77245453
Link?
>>77245998
It's weird how people say Cowboy is too small for welterweight but not Jorge
Cowboy looks way too big to be a lightweight
>>77246153
its on tele mate
>>77245453
The live MMA fights are AXS highest rated program. They may not be making UFC money but they are collecting a decent cheque for sure.
t.Dave Meltzer
>>77246168
Don't have AXS bruv
>>77246143
I don't think he's done mma but here he is in a kickboxing match knocking some nerd out
https://youtu.be/x_nyuuuJjh0
>>77244270
Wide Man
Elkins
Cummins
Rivera
Good
If a dude like Jorge can't get a good body I should stop trying
>>77246190
When is edgy brah coming back on the podcast he's my favourite.
>>77244592
Hendo
>>77245453
They get like 2k to show 2k to win
>>77244592
Dean Malenko
>Coming soon: "Keeping up With the Croats," a reality TV series documenting the lives of Stipe Miocic and Mirko Cro Cop
>>77244592
pfiester
>>77246190
That's great, Rogan is a beast. Didn't expect that, and I'm too drunk to give you 20, but here's one with Elizabeth Hurley. 2 cans is pretty good. YEAH BABY.
>>77246256
Would watch
How fucked is Weidman tomorrow?
This nigga is crying over some strippers.
>>77246270
>fucking elizabeth hurley
welp, thanks
>>77246298
very, his chin is delet'd and kelvin is adept at finding chins
hello darkness my old friend
God damn what happened to our boy?
>>77246312
I saw it too he has to be a virgin and afraid to tap that lap dancer
>>77246288
>Core is wider than his chest
>Head too big for body
>No forearms
What the fuck is wrong with Stipe's body?
>>77246337
Check out her instagram m8
>>77246383
normal body
>>77246405
If you give he ChenChen Li knockout I'll love you
>>77246386
Alright, well if you want to just go ahead and get started with the ceremony for my fuckin dick
>>77246432
credit to the other guy took the fight short notice to make his Glory debut but he got heemed.
>>77246515
are you making these or do you already have them?
>>77245356
He did it a few times lad
>>77246515
black dude's distance was so far off when he threw that left
>>77246447
Ok Randy
>>77246386
Weird how she's become even more slutty as shes got older, maybe shes realised she only has a few years of fame left
>>77246515
For sure props to the other guy. But still Glory is holding a card in China soon. They specifically brought Chen Chen over to heem somebody, and he did. Can't wait until he headlines in China. Cheers for the webm.
>>77246572
Nah m8 she's always been slutty. But in a proper way. She's a professional model for multiple products, is the star of her own tv show, and lord knows what else. She's not desperate she knows exactly what she's doing. I love her.
>>77246597
>Nah m8 she's always been slutty
I know but she use to only dress I forget the word for modelling shoots and on the red carpet, now shes topless every other day on random instagram posts
FIGHTS NOW!
>http://taima.tv/r/mma
what is the best post I can make for (You)s
>>77246678
Ask what heem means
>>77246656
Live fights always welcome but you'll have to do better than taima m8
>>77246678
ngannou/racebaiting, traps, fake jones arrests
>>77246718
it's free, provide a link for /heem/bros or stfu Dana!
Post walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efh3IwdXNBM
when Jones beats DC again will succposting get stronger or go away entirely?
>>77246731
yeah your right, it works. thanks for the heads up.
>>77246747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
>>77246597
Her teenage son follows her on her social media and she posts stuff like this
reckon he wants to fuck her? I mean blood or not how could you not
>>77246754
no problem lmao lol gooy bud!
>>77246747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KGuiYqX9Ws
>>77246769
Don't I know. If you look real hard you can see her nipple in this pic.
Guess who took it.
>>77246747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXQfTDrgUAY
I don't know who the fuck got rid of the old link I used to paste but godamn dude
>>77246795
got some pepperons
>>77246812
>dirty laundry
>not boys of summer
you fucked up
>>77246795
Do you like Lisa Snowdon as well?
She's not as hot but shes alri
>>77246832
the actual original dirty laundry is the GOAT walkout song bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNbnineUCI
>>77246747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypCfdrARoLQ
>>77246747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQTcRxPsoMo
:3333
Why isn't this LFA card on fight pass.
Pretty sure there is an LFA card on fight pass tomorrow night after UFC. It better not be a replay.
>>77246854
there's only one appropriate walkout song bud
>https://youtu.be/QIpkkM0mkLg
>>77246838
Never heard of her but I do now. top milf.
>>77246854
>>77246747
Gotta post this lil nigga because the last nigga that posted it gained a true nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7YSNbq2KcQ
>>77246270
>liz hurley is still this hot
brit mommyfu's are top tier m8ies
>>77246747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAccm7xUH38
one of the most underrated eminem tracks, one of the GOAT instrumentals
>>77246988
>eminem
how old are you bud lmao
>>77246747
>>77246747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc
the only good walkout song
>>77246747
>>77246747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU
>>77246988
>>77246995
>under rated
More like how old are you. I've been bumping this track since 99.
Great choice tho.
>>77247006
>I've been bumping this track since 99
i feel sorry for your peers senpai
>>77244242
that is truly one of the ugliest champs the ufc has every produced
Would it be corny to come out to "Face the Pain"? I mean, on one hand it's a hype as fuck song, on the other it's effectively the theme song of the UFC and you don't wanna be so generic, you know?
>>77246988
>>77246995
>>77247006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmuVQhMI6VE
>>77246747
Actually walked out to this for my ammy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbwlGv9SWfY
Reem always brings it with his walkout songs. Typically I fucking HATE techno and EDM but the songs he picks always bump hard. Come to think of it, The Reem documentary had great music too.
>>77247029
No fuck that, that's just a knock off of cum on everybody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMZWKKNXMFc
>MMLP was released in 2000
Jesus, I'm even older than I thought.
>>77247083
that's the point nigga
>>77246995
30. Not sure if you're implying old or underage b&. Late 90s eminem was fire. You're probably too retarded to get the satire though.
>>77247006
buddy let me listen to his unedited slim shady LP on my discman when were 12. role model's been my favorite ever since. pic related.
>>77247072
https://youtu.be/uCYgQR5PEzA
>>77247072
I still can't find the walkout he used for Arlovski
>>77247098
>You're probably too retarded to get the satire though
lmao i don't want to hear satire from a whiteboi wigger, seek help!
>>77247083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adwTCJOz3rM
>the jennifer lopez bit
fucking. gold.
typical spain complaining about heems
>>77247136
*grabs you by the shorts*
/heem/, would you have 1 walkout song, a rotation of a few depending on time and situation or a different one each time?
>>77247098
>already have a copy of MMLP
>date some random asian girl in grade 9
>she buys me the censored version of MMLP
>WTF
>Contains an exclusive song KIDS in place of KIM
>awesome
Long story short we did a bunch of ecstacy and I licked her pusy and still have that cd today.
memories. anyways how bought them fights and this sic track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntBpwvKRzEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vX9Q26QbHk
>>77247174
>dc still has a week to be less fat
>jon jones only has to avoid fucking up for one more week
PLEASE HAPPEN
>ynr how cringey Dom's trash talk was before the Cody fight
>>77247185
lmao. i convinced my parent to get me the unedited version. i heard the edited version that another friend had, and it was literally half a cd. if they'd ever listened to it, they sure as shit have snapped it in half.
>all these links
won't be opening a single one
>>77247235
yeah well i got lucky, my parents weren't hippy's but they did a shit load of drugs during the 70's
>>77247288
>>77247235
No one cares
>>77247296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxOhk4Lk9aE
>>77247312
he's lost
forget him
>>77247312
didn't open this link either
>>77246988
I go this cd. A burned copy I took kept from my older brothers ex. I swear every song on that album was a single.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC33gH6RE5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC33gH6RE5k
>>77247327
just having a few drinks and shooting the shit. fuckin way she goes!
eminem is overrated
>>77247331
lol I love it
>>77244270
Gastelum
Bermudez
Cummins
Almeida
Good
>>77247344
Kid Rock originally mixed that track you know
>>77247344
Check out the EP Version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1L54_n3cws
I really like both.
How badly does Weidman get shadow-realmed tomorrow? Poor guy.
>>77247387
little bitch lol
>>77247370
WGAF about Chick Rock goof.
>>77247136
>4:40 Gunnar is eyepoked while he's able to counter and stun Ponzi
>Gunnar wipes his eye and moves forward like nothing happened
>36 seconds later they both seem fine Ponzi gets tagged by Gunnar not really stunning him but landed nice
>19 seconds later Ponzi catches Gunner clean hurting him bad (1 previous eyepoke)
>It was at this point of no return for Gunnar way too hurt with or without the incoming eyepokes
it was fucked up yeah but at the end of the day Gunnar looked fine after the first eyepoke even landing clean shots on Ponzi until he got countered hard. He could have said something to ref buying him some time but he was able to land and seem'd to be balanced to continue to fight. Eyepokes are going to continue to happen accidental or not. Don't think any refs would have been able to notice the eyepokes after the first. You could argue that ref didn't pay attention or wasn't competent to notice the first poke, but sometimes fighters need to call shit out. That's my analysis on the situation
>>77246747
I entered a No Gi NAGA tournament last year and I practiced for a few weeks leading up to it. I hyped myself up in the gym by imagining I was walking out to different songs each time before I practiced. Here's a few I remembered:
https://youtu.be/BOvAMwvv6b8
https://youtu.be/2LJg9UvoKvk
https://youtu.be/XtLvlaGJJEU
https://youtu.be/cN8a34zpYv8
https://youtu.be/yqkOWZYiYb8
off for a run
slow walk for 5 minutes
>>77247485
desu american badass would be a based walkout song
Yeah whatever, fuck kid rock. i'm not even american but I would gladly walk out to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cr5FQRKL6I
PAULIE vs MCGREGOR
>>77247706
>that shiner
HOLY SHIT MAYWETTER IS FOOKED!
Just imagine how hard it is for a certified 100% REAL nigga like Tyron to sit across the desk with that shuckin' and jivin', Uncle Tom ass house nigga COON, Karyn Bryant.
It was probably all he could do to not lose control and heem her.
>>77244270
Weidman
Bermudez
Cummins
Almeida
Santos
is Jon Jones the OJ Simpson of mma?
>>77244896
The 20 minutes he is actually 145
>>77247750
They both ride the white Bronco
Realistically what would Dana do if Sage gets USADA'd?
>>77247706
nice post buddeh.
conor is gonna take over boxing.
what a fuckin time to live
>>77247791
Nothing. They'd just pass it as tainted supplements like everyone else the hype machine is behind
>Conor heems Floyd
>Heems khabib in Russia
>Retires with 1 title defense
Would /heem/ ever recover?
>>77247706
>conor earned paulie's respect
is it good enough to beat mayweather? nope.
>>77247831
Recover from what? Conor is our boy among boys.
>>77247706
Conor's gonna win
>>77247847
There's MMA """fans""" in this thread right now that don't wanna see the face of the sport heem mayweather
>>77247868
Holy mother of
Look at those ANGLES! Paulie looks fucking shook in there. 49-1
For sure TJ Dillashaw was winning rounds against Lomachenko
>>77247880
I want Conor to lose because his fambase will be fucking unbearable if he doesn't.
>charles oliveira is good
>>77247990
you probably like jose aldo
Lads. heads up. I don't do /heem/ threads, but I saw this post in another thread. Thought you'd like to know. Stay swole.
>>77244270
3 Steaks Gastelum
Bermudez
Villante
Almeida (low key boy)
Good
>>77247868
WIDE STANCE WIDE STANCE
>>77247999
u cant like aldo and goober?
>>77244270
Gastelum
Elkins
Villante
Rivera
Good
>>77248005
Lies. This is /transexual/ fake news.
>>77247868
Paulie looks like he was blessed by da leff
>>77247706
>those comments
Are they joking?
>>77247990
I never understood being annoyed by fighter fan bases. Where do you even encounter such people?
>>77248136
facebook, youtube, 4chan, irl
How many bongs until Gastelum executes Deadman
Paulies face is beaten up the day after sparring conor.
have you thanked the GOAT lately?
pic very much related
>>77248207
Great, now Poland has a proxy
>>77248193
why is Paulie Malignaggi sparring with conor
>>77248221
he talked shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4NTP3hyJRo
>>77248220
broland for life
How much does a big name sparring partner like Paulie get paid to come in and fight continuously at a training camp?
MAIN CARD
Chris Weidman (186) vs. Kelvin Gastelum (185.6)
Dennis Bermudez (145.4) vs. Darren Elkins (145.6)
Patrick Cummins (205.4) vs. Gian Villante (205.8)
Thomas Almeida (135.2) vs. Jimmie Rivera (135.8)
PRELIMINARY CARD
Lyman Good (170.4) vs. Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos (170.4)
Eryk Anders (185.4) vs. Rafael Natal (185.2)
Ryan LaFlare (170.8) vs. Alex Oliveira (170.6)
Damian Grabowski (261.4) vs. Chase Sherman (250.8)
PRELIMINARY CARD
Kyle Bochniak (145.2) vs. Jeremy Kennedy (144.8)
Brian Kelleher (135) vs. Marlon Vera (135.6)
Junior Albini (264.6) vs. Timothy Johnson (264.2)
Shane Burgos (145.2) vs. Godofredo Pepey (145)
Frankie Perez (155.6) vs. Chris Wade (155.6)
>>77248237
JUST
>>77248237
>laughing at a kevin hart movie
now i hope he got beat up (prob not though)
>>77247706
Conors actually going to win lmao, all this talk of its a different sport was bullshit. Paulie talked so much shit and now hes a believer
>oh eddies too big, wrestling is a different sport
there trying move us again
>>77233408
>>77233408
>>77233408
>>77233408
>>77248266
for a fight like this? Probably extremely good money if they think he is giving a great look for conor. Paulie is an analyst for showtime though and loves the press coverage.
>>77248291
boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/77232628#p77233526
boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/77232628#p77233526
boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/77232628#p77233526
boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/77232628#p77233526
>>77248291
>>77248304
dude relax, in that thread it's literally two retards. don't make it a bigger deal than it is.
>>77248291
Check this out. Look how sad this mans life is.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/heem%20%2Fasp%2F/country/NZ/
>>77248322
Thats what /wwe/ said
>>77248337
/wwe/ isn't a sport it's entertainment
>>77248345
i know and i was just sort of kidding around
Jones will go down.
Mark my words.
>>77248356
then just let it go, let that stupid thrwad die don't bump it! it's good for nothing, they want to remove generals from /sp/ which is stupid
>>77248364
This is highly probable. He looked shit without steroids and after his last time off. I think DC can wrestlefuck him.
>>77248336
How sad
>n-notice me senpai
>>77248371
Jones was wrestlefucking the shit out of DC, he took him down no one else has done that. DC's wrestling is overrated. A community college wrestler beat an olympic wrestler
>>77248366
How would that even work. The board would just be like each thread is a single post.
>>77248409
That was coked up pre-usada jones.
>>77248411
it would be stupid but alot are voting for that
>>77248426
What is the argument against generals?
>>77248426
It would be completely pointless but hilarious. Heem/f1 and other generals would still exist it just wouldn't have general in the name at all.
Nothing would change.
>>77248456
err are you retarded?
>>77248436
i'm not sure, i honestly don't know how it would better /sp/ there are always threads made outside generals
>>77248456
going to assume we'd be forced to migrate to /spg/ which would probably have WAY less moderation
>>77248476
You act like the moderation on sp is so good as it is. I get banned all the time for heem related posts
>>77248476
spg would be alright, vg is pretty nice as well, could actually work.
with /sp/ being news and live focused maybe they would sticky more often , so many overtime thread deaths that are annoying, even for our gamethreads, dying threads mid-title fight.
Silva broke his feet arms during thread migration
>>77248476
The mods legit don't give a fuck about /sp/. It's as if they aren't familiar with board culture at all
>>77248500
>>77248509
While I do think the mods are retarded cucks, you yourself seem to be an extremely cancerous waifufag and I for one am glad you get banned.
>>77248521
>doesn't waifu
get out normie
its amazing how mods ban for simple rule breaking but spammer is still free
idiots
>>77248500
>>77248509
you think moderation is bad now? we would have very little if any to delete spammers or deal with shitposters on /spg/. Also how about making productive posts instead of just posting those goofy pictures for the fuck of it
>>77248503
/spg/ would not work, there is still always generals (thinly veiled threads) on /v/ reguardless
>>77248521
>currently relevant female fighters shouldn't be posted or discussed
>>77248540
you aren't discussing shit, you're being a pretentious fag begging for attention, you shouldn't have posted that screenshot
>>77248549
>t. pretentious fag
>>77248539
I make a good 80% of all original webms on heem. Notice how there were no webms from the weigh ins or anything this week since I've been banned. I'm pretty much the only one that does it.i also post >wmma because it's spicy to me
>>77248556
>>77248560
you both should be ashamed of making those two horrible posts, nothing more needs to be said
>>77248560
>77248560
Make me something please
brendan "brain damage" schaub
>>77248604
Okay, what
Why can't we just chat mainly about mma and then have loose discussion about other stuff as well.
Everyone of the anti-general guys are like i want it to be like a sports bar whatever that means?
When in reality when your at a sports bar you chat about all sorts of shit not just what your watching?
i.e. have you tasted the latest beer they have on tap etc.... That chick has a nice rack etc...
>>77248619
After Santiago beat Gunnar he celebrated and there was a camera angle looking down on him
>>77248619
Stare down webm of wandy and cro cop from pride open weight grand prix
>>77248636
I use fightpass and that's not available on fightpass for another 3 weeks. I could look on mmacore I guess
>>77248619
some brazillian cowboy stuff, since he fights tomorrow
>>77244270
Gastelum by HEEM SLEEPY
Elkins by DEC
Villante by HEEM SLEEPY
Rivera by HEEM SLEEPY
Good by HEEM SLEEPY
>>77248667
He loses tomorrow you mean
anyway here is his brother
>>77248648
>>77248667
>>77248711
I almost can't believe how big of a bust Will Brooks has been.
damn, i really have been under the impression this webm fella was turby. hope he's moved on to better things, we don't deserve his dank OP's
>>77248711
>charles oliveira is good
>>77248717
why he was a boring decision wrestler before he joined ufc
>>77248724
is turby sperg op or the greek dude?
because both are still here
>>77248724
Why do you think heem is your friends? You give out names and talk to them as if you have friends on heem. What's wrong with you? Do you not get enough human contact?
>>77244270
Weedman
Bermudez
Cummins
Almeida
Good
Have fun every one
>>77248653
will you do it in 3 weeks?
>>77248736
sperg op has been gone for long time impersonators have taken over even netherlands bro too
>>77248741
i'm here for all events since i never pay to watch em, /heem/ isn't as populated as you think so it's always the same regulars.
>>77248735
But he was a *really good* boring decision wrestler.
>>77248761
yeah but the ufc is about exciting meme fighters there the ones that get a push rather than guys that can only get decisions wins
thats why benson henderson left and the ufc were like CYA
>>77248768
I feel like you've missed my point; I'm not bothered by the fact that Will Brooks is probably going to get cut if he loses two more fights, I'm bothered by the fact that someone who was so clearly talented and destined for demolishing people over five rounds is just shitting the bed before he gets to the big show.
I could give a fuck about his hype, in other words.
>>77248768
Benson was good af, he would have killed Conor
>>77248791
>Benson was good af, he would have killed Conor
post Kailin's
>>77248797
what's your deal bro?
>>77248789
>clearly talented and destined
You clearly don't have a good eye for talent.
>>77248796
Submitted by the best lightweight who would kill Conor
early stoppage against a beast who would have killed Conor
Robbed of a decision against a welterweight
>>77248800
I just want a few more Kailin's pal
>>77248796
I wanna do one of those type of webms with this one. What should I do it with? Weidman?
>>77248796
Karma for dicking over Frankie.
I legitimately think Benson would have fucked Conor up though.
>>77248814
>lost to bellator fighters
>>77248797
she's so cute, shame about the fact shes shit at fighting and has no tits and a meme tattoo
>>77248797
More than anything else about that fucking tattoo, the line spacing is just ewww.
>>77248814
so many dudes that would kill conor in the ufc sounds like the whole light weight division would kill conor
>>77248818
I got you homie
>>77248821
use still my boy video
>>77248821
sperg ops boys getting fucked up
>>77248818
>>77245998
Cowboy
>big hat to hide half of face
>posturing shoulders back, sucks in gut
>"haha I'm not worried about you" fake smile
Masvidal
>relaxed posture, borderline slouching
>lets gut hang, doesn't give a fuck
>dead serious, a gaze that will drill in to your soul
The fight was won right here.
>>77248841
Bitch got separations so deep she could jerk you off.
>>77248846
Guys don't realise dudes pull all kinds of shit during weigh ins to look better
sucking in their guts tensing their pecs shit like that
>>77248846
>>77248855
fat virgins
>>77248841
hot
Should this be updated with Holloway/Aldo?
>>77248858
I bet you do push ups by the car before heading to the beach.
>>77248869
it has been fight fan
>>77246572
warney broke her in for sure
>>77248877
fck'n saved
>>77248898
saved
thanks anon
>>77248888
You think he was using her puss as a stubby holder?
>>77248911
>>77244242
I cannot tell if that's a dude dressed like a chick or a chick dressed like a dude or what in the fuck.
>>77248913
Liz officially /ourgal/
>>77248924
she is as disgusting as the d'antoni suns defense
>tfw 4-4
>>77246747
https://youtu.be/271e9x5mVA8?t=53m58s
>>77248975
>>77248997
would wife
>/kailin/
>>77249106
>>77249112
Nice fightfu you got the /AntiBunda/
>>77249120
whore
>>77249120
>mfw /Kailin/
had a huge shit today, like triple what id normally have and my stomach hurt like fuck doing it.. felt like i was about to pass out
>>77246263
he's in jail m8
>>77249137
she had a short hair face we don't talk about it
>>77249137
>>77249139
further proof that mewvment is not a meme: Aramini as part of a Mexican circus troupe third from the right in the middle row.
Could this be how he developed his unprecedented footwork and coordination?
GOAT
name a more iconic duo, i'll wait
>>77249175
>>77249142
what a coincidence, my lower stomach got hit by random pains, went to the doc and apparently I have some inflamation in the appendix. wish me luck for the surgery lads
>>77249178
>>77249175
Thing is lena is actually good at fighting where kailin isn't
>>77249177
>>77249196
yeah man but nobody cares about lena
>>77249196
This more your style then?
>>77249197
brian schwabb is pretty cool, i must say
>>77249202
More people care about Lena than care about your couchwarmer.
>>77249206
>>77249196
A CUTE
>>77249218
prove it
>>77244270
My picks are in the new thread
>>77253470
Also, better late than never, I've finally got you last week's stats.
Fight Night 113
Official picks results.
>Mulheron vs. Willis
43/73 (58.9%)
>Rountree Jr. vs. Craig
34/73 (46.6%)
>Marshman vs. Janes
47/73 (64.4%)
>Ray vs. Felder
46/73 (63.0%)
>Calderwood vs. Calvillo
47/73 (64.4%)
>Nelson vs. Ponzinibbio
12/73 (16.4%)
>Complete goofs
n/a
>1 fight correct
7/73 (9.6%)
>2 fights correct
15/73 (20.5%)
>3 fights correct
21/73 (28.8%)
>4 fights correct
20/73 (27.4%)
>5 fights correct
10/73 (13.7%)
>Perfect picks
n/a