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SUPER SATURDAY
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XD
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I'm never going to get over her, am I?
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>>77244121
SEAN WALKGOD OH MY GOD MY SIDES XDDDDDDDDDDD BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN XDDDDDDDDDDDD WOGS ETERNALLY BTFO
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>>77244174
Go hard bro
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She still hasn't replied. Really hope she didn't get back with her ex or find a new bf. Still hasn't approved my instagram follow request.
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>>77244188
She's having sex with someone else right now. She also had sex earlier today, but with another man. She's probably drunk and pissed herself already. She doesn't even remember you.
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Hi why is it Super?
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>>77244174
Please watch our sport
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>>77244373
All the days of the week have a word before them which starts with the same letter as promoted by the NRL, an example of alliteration. We have team-list Tuesday, super Saturday, etc.
This is a clever rhetorical device employed by the NRL to allow its low-IQ to identify what day of the week it is and how this relates to their rugby league consumption.
Please watch our sport.
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I sent her a message last night. She replied within 10 minutes. She said she would be open to the idea of going for a coffee. Holy shit bros, we're all gonna make it!
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>>77237268
Based Walkie
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I sang Despacito at karaoke last night.
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>>77244887
When is your date anon?
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>>77245052
I remember you karaoke bro
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>>77245299
Are you the guy who might join me in Brisbane for karaoke?
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>>77245324
Yeah i am but I'm probably not going to make it sadly
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Feel a bit sad lads
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>>77245324
Whereabouts in Basedbane lad?
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>>77246000
Don't know where the best karaoke place is in Brisbane. But I'll be there in early August and will be heading out for a song or two with Sean. You can come if you like.
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>>77246028
Yeah I have no idea either but I'm sure Walkie is an expert
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>walkpoo
>an expert
yeah nah. walkMUM on the other hand loves the kareoke
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does walkie follow the AFL?
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WHO THE FUCK IS WALKIE? NONE OF YOU CUNTS WILL EVER GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER. DID HE TRIPFAG ON THIS BOARD OR SOMETHING?
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>>77247322
Yes.
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>>77247371
finally a normal answer, thank you. was he stupid enough to use his actual name to tripfag?
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>>77247391
He told us his first name at some point and his last name is now known as well.
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we all know its you walkcunt, fuck off
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>>77247322
Fuck off freshcunt
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Reminder that /nrl/ is a pro walkgid community. If you think otherwise YOU are not welcome here
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walkcunt detected
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>>77247637
t. walkie
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is walksis cute?
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Hahaha based Walkie DCELITE XDDD
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Running to the shops lads, you guys want anything?
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>>77247779
Nobel prize
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>>77247779
Yeah mate, grab me a loving cute wife, a couple of children, a house and a job I don't hate. Cheers.
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>>77247801
loving cute wife machine broke
you want a washed up stacey who hit the wall?
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>>77247779
Seedless grapes.
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No.
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Cowbucks Ltd.
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don't you dare bring Daly into this walkcunt you albino manlet piece of shit
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>Poorith will make the finals
keg
KEG
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Hayne for origin
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the 7 tackle reset all for billyfuckingfaggot slater was a mistake lads
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>>77248047
I've always thought the ruling should only apply to kicking out on the full. Grubbers or kicks that bounce in field and missed field goals shouldn't reward teams with a seven tackle set.
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Goylan is NOT a half. Play him in the centres if you rate his running game so much
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Moylan wouldn't be fit to defend in the centres.
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Peeiran Pooran is a degenerate gambler
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It can't be that much worse, he constantly fucks everything up in attack at the moment and yet somone keeps picking him in the halves now m8
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shit tyrone
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>Only the ref can keep up with Blake
NRL """athletes"""
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>>77248106
That's dumb. Players would just drill kicks down out of play. Still causes the fullback to be removed from the game.
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what am i looking at here ivan
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>>77248168
i like the one in the burkini pls no bully
god girls are so hot in their early 20s. being 29 now all I see are milfs or soon to be milfs. the innocence appearance is gone.
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>>77248182
ill wait for you to see it
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If its the man face in the overall or the fingertoes of the girl next to her, i've already seen it
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>>77248178
t. billy
For most halves, if they within range to kick it dead, they are also within range to get a better outcome for their team than a 20m restart.
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Sean Royce - Employee ID: 00001
2017-07-22 05:53:02
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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today
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protest with a pirouette lads
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Just sucked my first dick but bundy rum made me do it XD
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>>77248287
Nice Aussie spirit mate
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yeah the boys fucken two holes Saturdays are for the boys
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>taking the poo
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hayne would have stopped that
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Do Bogans have souls?
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Someone got bulled by a bogan lads
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sin bin
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fuck lads i want a very barely abo gf too now
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These refs are retarderue
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if there was a bft that trip would have been called out
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Are skittles /nrl/ approved?
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>he doesn't have based Moylan on his peem
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Somebody make a Walkbro encyclopedia dramatica page
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>>77248497
>he says as goylan gets benched
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>>77248530
He need a little rest after that 30m run :3
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>>77248497
Enjoy those amazing 38 points
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>>77248577
I am
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POOTANS ARE BACK
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gonna order some gook food for dinner i reckon lads
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hayne ded or milking
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Gonna piss in the food I cook for some skinny faggot who uses casual racism everytime he comes in lads
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>obvius forward passes
*crickets*
>not even forward pass
*Penalty broncos*
Made me think
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>ED
>2017
lolwat
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getting some Head rn lds
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POOtans
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5head
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>>77248668
fe fi fo head
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hahhahaha pe alty broncos XDDD
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Broncucks Ltd
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>>77248668
lmao
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>5:30pm kickoff
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In honor of womens week I'm going to watch La Femme Nikita tonight lads
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Gotta work tomorrow lads and consequently I am going to miss Manly play
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>>77248873
what did he mean by this?
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Gotta have a "manly play" with myself tonight lads and consequently I am going to miss Manly play
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Going to the manly game but going to miss it because I'll be "manly playing" in the toilets
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>>77248897
He meant that due to being at work, he will not be able to watch the Manly v St George match which is on tomorrow afternoon
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He actually thinks masturbation jokes are still funny lads
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He still thinks
Keg
KEG
K E G
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poo jokes are still elite though
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>viking clap
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Had to restart my computer to get the stream to work lads, doesn't like it when I put it to sleep a few times.
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KEK here we go boys, 50+ poorm incoming at the pooders home ground
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Probably the biggest choke in rugby league history if Melbourne don't win the premiership this year.
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But the BroncGODS are going to win.
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Whats for dinner lads? I'm having scrambled eggs with tomato, onion and speck
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HAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Just got a little hard from seeing that guys arse lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx72hqZfRhQ
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Pulling the opposition players pants down is one of the lowest tactics in this already thuggish game.
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Yeah its good hey
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Just got a burger and drink from this place in town and i swear the drink tastes like piss. Bit disappointed
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Just pissed in this guys drink, thats what he gets for ordering a fucking shandy.
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Just pretended to be a guy who pissed in some cunts drink but really I am the guy who pissed in his drink because he was a white male and I am a white male who hates white males
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I have no off switch when it comes to politics and that is why I don't have any friends because I talk about politics 24/7
COMEBACK
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>needing that much refball to "score" a dodgy try
smdh
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Pooper Plonk
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>Pooper Gronk
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>>77249089
t. gemren smiv
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Refball
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based jumping coconut
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>the last 3 minutes
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>>77249025
Sausage and Steak tonight m80
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watching the ozarks rn
the girl has great feet
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The footy is on you retard
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>>77249193
Sounds good m8 hope you enjoy it
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What can we do to ensure that the chinks have a successful transition as rulers of the world once the Jews finally destroy the white race?
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i dont watch thugby yawngue
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>its instinct to shoulder charge
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>>77249226
Chinks won't even go close to ruling the world
They'll rule Australia though
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Fell asleep for like 15 minutes in my chair again lads
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>>77249363
The niggers and muzzies are too stupid, and the muzzies will shoah the Jews. I don't see who else could do it
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Bit of casual racism going on lads
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cam smith can't even play for the full 90 minutes
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>>77249428
What a sissy slut
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I really hope Melbourne lose boys
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>>77249445
looks abit gay
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>>77249445
I could not watch afl lads, way to much fucking politics. I pray to God they don't get their fucking fingers into the nrl
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SEND OFF
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Slater ded
F
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Oh shit come back and slater on the ground? Hope they replay it
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where is the neck brace? faking it
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BASED refball
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>>77249445
kek afl btfo
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>>77249445
>elite and muscular /afl/ embraces pride
>homophobic and weak /nrl/ doesn't
kek
KEK
K E K
/nrl/ on poothetic alt-right watch
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>damage controlling that hard
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>>77249524
>too scared to (You) me because he knows I'm right
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
K - - E - - K
K - . - E - . - K
K - . . - E - . . - K
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>Decapitate someone
>Penalty
>Talk too much to the refs
>Penalty
Makes sense
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>he brought in slater this week
LMAO
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BILLED
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>>77249566
epic
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Based Turkman
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Fuck i hope melbourne lose boys
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Was just wondering lads what in your opinion was the golden age of rugby league? For me it was the mid-late 1990s
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Collecting (you)s and bullying /afl/ lads but I'll leave them be now
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>53% accuracy
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/afl/ getting bullied hard rn
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>not being an awper with 100% accuracy
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>playing counterstrike
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>>77249690
Lads they've had enough leave them be we broke them
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>yfw people will claim the Raiders were hard done by after getting refball AND not losing a player for heeming the opposition
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HOLY SHIT THIS GAME
KEKEKEKKEK
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>>77249585
Needs BFT m8
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>>77249719
It's all yours m80
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MlQiORY0ZQ
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>>77249744
needs the 2 muslims who knocked out white AFL players in the past month
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>>77249762
gib pics
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This is the lowest point in my life, I'm watching an Australian sport. Please save me God.
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>>77249791
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>>77249744
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>losing to storm without munster, smith and slater
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Is one of our /nrl/ family in the crowd lads
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>warriors without SJ cocking up the team by being a retard are a good team
who wouldve thought? SJ is literally Benji Marshall 2.0 absolute poison after he hits 22 and cant le run man
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Everyone go and reply to this comment on /afl/ we need to show our moral support for the banter
>>77249893
>>77249893
>>77249893
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BUNTY
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multicuck on suicide watch
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>losing against NZ
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>pooders
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Kezie Apps
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C O E N H E S S
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I'm half kiwi on my fathers side am I still allowed in the /nrl/ family lads
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no la
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>I'm half kiwi
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I STLL HAVE AN AUSTRALIAN FLAG
FUCK YOU DIRTY KIWI FUCKER
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i drank too much milk and it made me do very big watery poos
now i feel dehydrated
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>half kiwi
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>poo peeland
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STOP BULLYING MEEEEEEEEE
I ONLY FOUND OUT LAST WEEK AND I HATE MY LIFE
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Is it the cowpoos or the pooboys?
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don't worry lad nations are an outdated concept
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what's an FFA cup lads
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What happens when you call 1300 SMILES? Is it a phone sex line?
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>>77250345
it's a dentist
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That makes a lot of sense actually
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>kiwis bullying hess
Those Fuckers
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>>77250421
What did they do?
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>>77250489
3 of them picked him up and slammed him down on his back
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Wtf I love womens round now.
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BTFO COCONUTS
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slater PTFO
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>>77250563
What is it with coconuts putting people in comas?
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>>77250496
>it took 3 of them
Kek
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>>77249445
BASED
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Some might say that the Warriors missing the 8 is a foran conclusion
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>>77250574
white """men""" just cant handle big strong islanders
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>>77247779
ice addicted gf pls
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>>77250655
been home for hours now bud
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>>77249521
>Embraces pride
>Doesn't embrace Fobs
/afl/ on lack of diversity watch
kek
KEK
K E K
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>>77250661
go back
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>poosack puke
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>>77250677
Apparently /afl/ is having Multicultural round next week
kek
KEK
K E K
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>off the post
>right infront
>20 meter out
What a shit cunt
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IGA shuts at 9 here
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>bowen
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>Literally half your dead thread is about AFL
kek
KEK
K E K
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Good bye bye kiwi cunts
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>all 3 teams trying to make the 8 loses
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>>77250784
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>>77250803
fucking faggots. we live in a faggot world.
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>>77250816
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>>77250716
>>77250803
WHY do they have to shove this SHIT down our fucking THROATS
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>>77250828
fucking why
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>>77250839
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cowwies on under the radar watch
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Anyway I'm done.
Just think about this stuff the next time you feel like bullying /afl/, they have it pretty hard as it is.
>>77250851
BroncGODS are ahead of the Cowcucks
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>>77250839
You sound a bit gay lad
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shame this thread isn't busier. i was going to post her instagram for you.
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/qanda/~
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>>77250935
but most people in sydney are asian and don't know what NRL is. it's alright for melbourne, you guys are all white wogs and coons.
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>>77250958
>white wogs
????
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>>77250978
there was supposed to be a comma between white and wogs
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wtf i hate gatorade and sydney now
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>>77250863
Would s/he play in the male or female leagues?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTmgRsbv-EM
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>>77251030
VERY NICE POST
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>>77251025
hold the fucking phone there's a strawberry flavor
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>>77251030
>mother of Denzel
pay that toll
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>>77251030
kek kek keroo
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>>77251030
KEK
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9RtRJTrn64
Don't show this to /afl/ guys
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THERES GOTTA BE AN INVESTIGATION INTO THIS
SOMEBODYS GOTTA BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS
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>>77251098
link?
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>>77250958
>white wogs
What?
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https://youtu.be/MUh4e3mQozg
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>>77250992
You're
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>>77251140
Beautiful
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>>77250992
Lucky
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>>77251110
http://m.nrl.com/rd-20-press-conference-raiders/tabid/10959/contentid/926894/default.aspx
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>>77251135
nawwwww cute
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>>77251159
tldr muh refs
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>>77251159
Thanks
>47 sextes
Why are they fining him? What for?
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Yesss my prostitute I just hired is coming around in an hour, apparently she was on ice before which made me hesitant but she went to rehab and she told me she has a kid which is a bit weird but said she'd let me do butt stuff with her. Sweeeet lads.
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Litrerally will never get old. 11/12
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I just realised that she isn't for me.
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>>77255028
Bad as it is, it's better than mistakenly believing she is the one.
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>>77244771
Ah very interesting thank you
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REAL PRINGLES HOURS WHO TF UP
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Walkbump
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walkautist
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Can somebody tape the Sea Eagles game please Im at work
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>>77261013
Sorry can't mum has already got 2 things recording
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Hahaha walkie XDDDD
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fuck off walkcunt
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Is this thread as bootyblasted as /afl/?
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nah la, /nrl/ is post ironic
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>>77262139
Thanks lad
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QT's DETECTED ON SUNDAY FOOTY SHOW
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being 30 and still living with parents
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>>77262297
Is that the dream?
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>>77262350
its a reality
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>>77262381
Could be worse you could be paying $500 rent a week to Mr Wang
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Cant believe im missing Manly game because I am at work
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>anthony minichello was sent off in 2012
Oh thank god, it was a high shot on josh dugan
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Stop fucking making these threads
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whos a better player, walkie or DCElite?
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That's MY Peem!
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Didn't read a single post before this lads
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just posted lads
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didn't read that one either
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post Walkie convos
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>>77264391
Kem
KEM
K E M
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Cute!
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>>77264391
K E M
E
M
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>greentexting messages
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>>77264554
haha good one walkie!
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>>77264391
I'f I was Ivan I would have necked myself then and there
I cant see ANYONE possibly recovering from such a BRUTAL Walkie smack talking
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Do you blokes remember when KFC used to do crispy strips and salt n vinegar popcorn chicken?
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Womens blues are just as shit as mens blues
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kem
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jesus christ walkie is retarded. Even i knew that was poovan
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noone cares loser
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based walkie
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It's that time of the month where I give myself a buzz cut lads
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spank me walkdaddy
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is that girl in the photo with cronk really walksis?
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Women on unable to kick a ball far enough to convert watch
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>>77265372
meant for
>>77248522
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmi9BPKaSx4
thoughts?
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this is walksis
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>>77265469
>Not watching BASED womens origin
Pathetic
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>>77265484
>keeps having to adjust her boobs
She'd be 10/10 if not for the gross tats
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>>77265557
> not realising tatted up asian chicks fuck like beasts
pathetic
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>asian
>10/10
nice b8 m8
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dont be talkin shit about walksis or ill have to chin ya out
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>Shout out to Harvey Norman
ELITE namedrop
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i thouhgt his name was corey
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>girl has a cold
awwwwwww giv cuddles
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>2pm kickoff
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Seriously where is rc? I'm genuinely concerned for him
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>>77266598
After all those fucked up tips and getting bullied he offed himself
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>>77266598
he is being escorted by the AFP to DFAT to brief the PM on whether to tip Russia or China
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DCElite
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Is this one of the best stadiums lads?
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why don't you post a picture the other way, showing the steelworks behind it instead m8
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daily reminder that nrl players are unable to satisfy their wives. Which ultimately pushes nrl wives into the arms of BIG STRONG afl executives.
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Beale never did en up going to parra m8
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Pooly
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DCnotsoElite
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>>77266787
Is that Johannesburg?
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Manly getting EXPOSED
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>bitchly
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Whats for afternoon tea lads?
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HAHA DCE TRY ASSIST
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>>77267046
sea eagle
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>>77267063
KEM
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Manly comeback incoming
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>>77267046
Some goon. What are you having lad?
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>>77267122
Got some chippies in the oven, gonna have them with some mato sauce
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>bitchly
KEM
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keg > kem
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nice coon-munity ya got yaselves here kek
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Just did some yoga, feeling gassed
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KEK Manly on pooicide watch
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Just filtered a unaustralian trippy lads
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>poomi poors is finally exposed
thank fuck lads
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I bet that guy that had to work and is missing his peem get smashed is sad he's missing it but will be happy when he gets home.
kek
KEK
K E K
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>>77267222
on my break now lad. mums taping it but i do t thi k i will watch it
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>>77267236
Want a score update m80?
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>>77267245
No fuck off
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Gareth "panic trade" Widdop
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>>77267255
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Making my television debut lads
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Daly Cherry-30-0-vans
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me right now boys
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This guy slaps your ice addicted gf's arse. What do you do?
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Comebacks on boys
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BIFFOOOOOO LADS
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walkGOD
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LADssik
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De BELL END
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>getting dunked on by a team with 12 players
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>scoring a try from the sinbin
Lussick is elite lads
>>
Manly comeback inevitable
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The absolute state of the poogans lads
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GOATLY
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This will be the greatest comeback of all time if they win right?
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That was not a penalty.
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>>77267470
That Cowboys vs Eels comeback was pretty good. When Cooper got a hattrick in like 7 minutes
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>>77267470
Biggest comeback is 26 points I think.
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Dufty is fucking sanic
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COMEBACK
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bitchly exposed twice in 1 game
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ELITE TRY
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comeback time
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>cullen
>hastings
>lussick
>lussick
>parker
>kennedy
>lane
>the city of my team
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Any reason to watch the next game lads? Thinking about going for a jog
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Just got home from work lads. Glad I didn't get see it honestly. Mum taped it for me but I feel too sad. Footy only thing I look forward to all week and we play like this
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Daly Cherry Evans on cherry boy watch
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Is Manly's season over lads?
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>Conceeding 50 points
Manly confirmed for not being premiers
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F I F T Y
I
F
T
Y
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>Can't even strip a ball from a manlet
Tammy Trombone
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>>77267667
yes, well spotted that Manly are indeed not Cronulla
>>
To put this in perspective, Cronulla has only conceded 270 points over twenty (20) rounds
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Melbourne will win the league again. This is getting boring.
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Cronulla will win the league again. This is getting exciting.
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luke brooks is such a fat cunt he is starting to look like walkcunt
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>>77267719
Who /back to back/ here?
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this parra jersey is sick
>>
>kill yourself
>get a footie day in memorial
off to suicide lads, wish me luck
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>>77267615
>teams with the best halves win, worst lose
>des signs woodsy
classic bullfaggots
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The poogers are fucking finished lads
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spin move
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>rabs teasing joey for defending manly
top keg
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>>77267595
Walking is superior
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>mfw BroncGODS don't make the top 4
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Semi with the elite try-to-race-the-ball-carrier-instead-of-tackling-him play
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Symptoms of CTE, which occur in four stages, generally appear 8–10 years after an athlete experiences repetitive mild traumatic brain injury.[2] First-stage symptoms include attention deficits as well as disorientation, dizziness, and headaches. Second-stage symptoms include memory loss, social instability, erratic behavior, and poor judgment. Third and fourth stages include progressive dementia, movement disorders, hypomimia, speech impediments, tremors, vertigo, deafness, and suicidality. Additional symptoms include dysarthria, dysphagia, and ocular abnormalities - such as ptosis.[3]
>You have 10 seconds to name 10 players who don't exhibit signs of CTE
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Is walkcunt a wog?
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>>77244121
Does the west tigers have a nigger on their team?
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>>77267936
He's a Jew
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Based womanly peegles getting smashed so broncGODs can stay in top 3
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>>77267909
I have all of those and have never played a contact sport
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>>77268036
you probably got hit in the head somewhere else
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>>77268052
I do hit my head on things a lot which is weird because I'm not even tall, it's just that everything is too small and low
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>>77268085
open your eyes lad
being over 5'9 is suffering in this manlet sized world
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How was the first half anything good/funny happen? Was power walking on Sean's advice.
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walkcripple on murder watch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PlA_X5syDU&list=PLpNzrtvQ_oLIhmZ55wBqFMz8bhOneSIRV&index=1
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>8-10
wut
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>taking the poo
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>taking ALL of the poos
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hahaha what a bunch of poofs, go for a try
poogers comfired GARSED
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i feel so sad lads
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>>77268261
The footy is still on, be sad in 25 minutes
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can't see any of these homosexual teams beating Wigan at any stage of the game
>>
Thread started to smell lads
>>
This is /nrl/ not /rugbyleague/, please fuck off
>>
But also, watch our sport
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Did the poogers kick 2 penalty goals after HT? I can't watch it
>>
Would you guys be open to the idea of '/rlg/'? A combined NRL and Super League general.
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>>77268295
yes and now the eels just scored a try
KEG
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nah
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Fuck no. I dont want poms making the thread smelly
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>>77268174
Stop it you'll make ''''him'''' paranoid
>>
OBSESSED
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>gus yelling at the bunker
kek
KEK
K E K
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>>77268298
Topkeg m8
Poogers deserve this. I hope eels win I don't want the poothers to make the 8
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"Heil"
>>
kem
KEM
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>bullying the touchies
keg
KEG
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G O L D E N
P O I N T
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I wanna die!!!!
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Get your guesses in on how many field goals will miss.
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>>77268380
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>pooramatta
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pootchell pooses WILL miss this field goal attempt
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>poogers
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>>77268398
fucking called it
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>>77268402
This guy is definitely named Les.
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>letting go of the ball because you got a owie
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>puke sooks
>poogers
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Gutherson on suicide watch if poogers win
>>
HE KICKED IT
EXTRA TIME
>>
kem
>>
walkwog on halal snackpack watch
>>
When is ninja on lads?
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Norman just dropped the F bomb on tv lads
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I hope so see my /nrl/ watching ninja with your family members.
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>That """win"""
Top keg.
Peels WILL be the weakest """""top 8""""" team in centuries
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>>77268486
Actually that's the sharts
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kem has already won the best /nrl/ meme of 2017
because of this I will not be releasing anymore OC until next season
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>>77268503
>implying it wasn't Cherry Boy
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I'm making the new thread
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>implying this thread will make 500
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>>77268464
This
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Ninja Warrior starts at 7 but the handsome and muscular among us WILL be switching early to watch based Vin Diesel in The Chronicles of Riddick at 8:30
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Why the fuck is the clock on my computer running slow. I just reset it, and its alread 90 minutes slow
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>>77268585
You need to delete system and install gentoo
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Going to see Dunkirk lads ill let yas know what i reckon when i get back. Hoo roo
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>>77268585
This happened to me a few weeks ago. It lasted for about a week then disappeared. I think I fixed it by updating via windows update (not from 8 to 10, etc. just a minor update)
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>>77268585
you have it set to poo peeland time
their clocks are set 90 years slower than ours
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saw matt at jesmond pizza hut today lads
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>>77268650
#9 looks like she's 12 years old.
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>>77268740
http://www.nswrl.com.au/state-of-origin/profiles/rebecca_riley.html
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>Having an Asian gf and having everyone know about it on national tv
Kem
>>
I would like a Japanese wife and would consider a heavily plastic surgeried Korean wife
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>he doesn't want kids that look like him and wants elliot rodgers
kek
KEG
K E M
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>>77268862
I would consider either a heavily plastic surgeried Korean wife or a heavily plastic surgeried Japanese wife 2bh
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This guy's gf/wife/sister/whatever has got some thick thighs
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>not having many kids with a fellow white person, and then adopting as many white children as you can and then forming a cult and eventually killing yourself and all your family in a suicide ritual
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>>77268867
If my kids look like me they'll be black and I don't want black kids.
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This one looks way harder than the last semi
>>
This semi final is way harder than last time, that jump is fucking insane
>>
my cousin married a thai girl lads,sad
also how fucking roided up is everyone in australia
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>>77268880
When I was in school we had like 8 brethren kids in the class
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>he isn't on gear
KEK
>>
MY FIRST &ONLY LOYALTY IS TO THE GOD OF ISRAEL&TO HIS GREATEST OF SONS JESUS CHRIST KING OF KINGS LORD OF LORDS NO COUNTRY OR GOVERNMENT IS ABOVE THEM
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>>77268896
We have a huge gym culture hey
If you're white and get with an asian it's a clear sign you're a beta. Sorry about your cousin.
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>>77268901
Sorry you didn't complete the course solider bro <3
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>>77268900
Ivan
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Is there anything more embarrassing than failing on the log
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>>77268918
Failing on the hanging shit before it
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Does anyone here pay for tinder? Is it better than using it for free?
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>fit
>no shitty dye blonde job
>no shitty tan
>no tats
Would make pure children with
>>
>balls
Bonara is a cutie
Shame she would have taken so much dick at the Olympics.
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>gymnast can't jump off a trambopoline
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>be an olympic gymnast
>fail on the one thing that is the closest to the thing you've been doing for years
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>>77268932
athletes are the biggest sluts out lad. they are mental.
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>I'm all wet
>>
>have brother
>don't do anything with him
:(
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>tfw your tiny dick is visible on national tv through your short shorts
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He might be a shower and not a grower
>>
Based climber bro showing heart
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Almost shrekt himself with a wide hold on the shelf shit
>>
lads i could do the course easy desu
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>black
>absolute manlet
>>
No women will finish the course BUT there WILL be a woman in the GF.
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> tfw no asian rock climber gf
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>>77269001
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>>77268998
Nah mate
None of them will pass the wall so they won't get consolation qualification
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>>77269007
wdymbt?
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>>77269013
But it's the current year
>Saturday footy live and free
>>
>Clear the semi
>Don't even get your run broadcast
btfo
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>two white people finish the course
>show the nigger
HOW CAN WHITE PEOPLE COMPETE
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KEG
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>>77269031
>doesn't even make it past the log
Absolutely disgusting
>>
Are Ninja Warrior courses the natural enemy of blacks?
>That guy in the qualifiers who talked himself to the moon and stacks on the very first obstacle
>>
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>
If you want to join your /nrl/ family watching ninja.
Go here: https://www.9now.com.au/live/channel-9
Create an account using https://10minutemail.com as your email and whatever you want as your name and shit.
After creating your account go to 10 minute mail and wait for the email to come in and verify your account.
Watch Ninja.
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>tfw your body shape is good for riding poles
>>
>balls and ticker
I CAN HEAR THE FEMINSTS NOW
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>jockey voice
>>
>jokey height
>>
Answer: no
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>dark horse
A bit racist
>>
Girl is already doomed
>>
The wife has that meth look
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>>77269132
she looks 40 he looks 25
>>
Lot of quality runners seem to be compressed into tonight
>>
The dragons are fucking BACK lads
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>>77268296
Excellent idea desu
>>
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/jul/22/australian-ninja-warrior-is-extremely-fun-to-watch-but-is-it-really-a-fair-game
>Having people compete on the same course regardless of gender or situation is not equality
???
>>
kem
e
m
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>>77269197
no click zone lad
dont ever give shekels to stupid cunts
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>>77269202
http://archive.is/gQ3Ih
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>>77269211
>By contrast, female athletes on average have greater flexibility, considered by exercise physiologists to be a key measure of physical fitness.
>tfw no obstacle where you have to keep your feet behind your neck while you get anally penetrated
>>
give me one good reason why you think league will survive past 2020
>>
I thought this was harder but I guess it's easier since more people are completing it and time is more important
>>
Thread just started smelling really bad lads
>>
>tfw no pc Rugby League 4 release
>>
Beardfags BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
>>77269250
Look at the first half a dozen posts. It has reeked since it started
>>
Just beat the Crash Bandicoot N Sane trilogy lads
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>>77269240
my ex gf was a fucking athlete the way shed get on the floor and spread her legs behind her head so i could jackhammer her
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>>77269246
gambling companies make money off of it
>The failure to make accommodations for Cashion, such as using flashing lights to indicate the end of his turn, undermined the fairness of the competition – but when a network’s desire for spectacle competes with that for fairness, spectacle wins.
>It's not a fair competition if you can be disqualified and not immediatley be sure of it
What did this babbling cunt trying to reach her word count mean by this?
>>
Sick of these snobs making life so hard for true blue aussie battlers lads
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>>77269287
Good post
>>
watching masterchef lads
>>
Gotta getta gook
>>
She beats the wall btw, this is already on youtube
>>
Based future of australia
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I'm a racist and mysognist but a bit sad she didn't make it lads
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>tfw everyone treats you like a special needs kid because you have a vagina
>>
Chronicles of Riddick has started lads
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>>77269340
shes not a western woman lad she goes out and mountain climbs and shit
most cunts the best i can hope for is shell go bushwalking once and take a bunch of instagram photos
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That ranga cunt the other night had the right idea for those pipes, climb up them and just hop off with the extra height
>>
>The best female athlete in Australia in a sport literally perfect for this show
>Can't beat a bunch of tradies
The kikes at the abc will treat this as a success thoigh
>>
Why is this thread more active when there isn't footy on
>>
She'll probably get more media presence than whoever wins overall
>>
shadilay my fellow leagueapedes!!
who is your favourite based boong player?
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>>77269378
Can't wait to see her on The Project
>>
any gay men here
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>>77269378
If someone wins in the first season im calling rigged
>>
The PEAK athlete is a carpenter who really likes his mummy
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>>77269350
I've got it on bluray though
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>The Berocca Performance of the Night is for whoever makes it furthest, fastest.
>Unless you're a woman.
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>>77269378
She will, they gave her a montage after the ad break, and got performance of the night. You will see her on morning television and on the project.
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>>77269417
she looked fucking nice in that little tight shorts
the gay third wheel brother must be seething
>>
Do you think white women of Australia are secretly jealous and are thinking racist thoughts about her right now?
Guys see these muscular dudes and think damn I need to hit the gym.
Girls are competitive as fuck but will bring her down and insult her so they can try step over her.
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>>77269443
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>>77269395
Me AMA
>>
She updated her facebook profile pic at 8.52pm tonight.
>>
I'm a fuckup loser but seriously, but being part of this /nrl/ family I'm the one of the most sane got it together one of us all. Life is good.
>>
I've had women since her but still can't get her out of my mind. I gurantee she was over me in 60 seconds flat. How do women do it?
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>>77269481
You could get any woman you want if you compete in Australian Ninja Warrior
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the women at the McDonald's drive thru this morning was so dreamy
>>
I've got no trouble getting women mate. My problem is getting over HER. I should have asked her to marry me.
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>>77269481
Girls don't love how we love.
They're different.
We can have passions and hobbies and interests.
Ever notice how girls passions and interests usually revolve around their fathers or their boyfriends/partners.
Girls can love and be as devoted or love more than some guys but they're usually on the crazy scale of things.
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>>77269493
Explain further.
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>tfw manly lost by 30
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>>77269508
Just because we live in houses and have running water in our kitchen we are still animals and our purpose it to procreate and have kids.
Men's job is to protect our woman at all costs so that our bloodline and genetics get passed on, god/evolution whatever your believe in, love plays a huge part of that because of that connection and bond. Love has resulted in wars, death, feats of wonder whatever. Basically if men didn't love women more than women love us we as a species would have died off. Would you fight off a lion for someone you didn't love?
Women have that same need to procreate however it's different. A tribe comes a long and wipes out all the men of your tribe including the man they loved, they would be sad or whatever but eventually they would rationalize and start loving a new man, they can't just focus and be heartbroken, we as a species would die off. So women through no fault of their own really can move on much easier and quicker.
This is all my thoughts and I'm probably full of shit m8 so take it with a grain of salt.
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>>77269578
I think you hit the nail on the head really. It's a good analysis of evolutionary biology. This line in particular really made me think:
>Would you fight off a lion for someone you didn't love?
I've literally taken a bat to a guy for my first gf. I had to learn to be less like that to get by in society, but that is in my nature.
I also agree that women need to be willing to replace a new guy. Their love is temporal, whoever is most likely to provide them with vagina tingles multiplied by his chance of providing and protecting her and her children. On average I think that's the calculation women perform.
So you're 0-10 attractive multiplied by 0-10 protector/provider, your score from 0-100 determines your rank with her, without her doing any math or ranking.
If you're a 10 attractive and a 5 provider, that's 50. If you're a 5 attractive but a 10 provider, that's 50. I think that's probably how girls operate, they have these two scales and find something in the middle.
The 10 attractive, 10 provider is the elite athlete, actor, musician, millionaire. Those guys get whichever girl they want as a wife.
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>>77269599
Social status plays a huge part as well, some girls love powerful men because it elevates them to a higher social status, girls are very competitive with one another. That is why if you go up to a group of girls you hit on and flirt with that ugliest girl and hope the hot ones are single, that will make the hot ones crazy.
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>>77269460
based walkie
>>
need new thread
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>>77269626
We're getting this one to 1000 m80
>>
how many posts we getting this bad boy to
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>>77269610
All girls love powerful men.
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>>77269648
Not liking this marginalisation of lesbian women in the NRL thread during the women in league round to be quite frank m8
>>
>lesbians
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>>77269661
I will not censure myself to ensure I make a disclaimer for every minority who feels the need to interject their existence.
>>
based female touchie > blonde female touchie
>>
>What am I lacking?
Perspective. Girls are just other humans. With tiddy and vagoo for the fun times. All humans can be equally shitty, or not-shitty.
There was one crucial trick I learned that helped me become not-shit at dealing with girls and that was to treat them exactly-the-fucking-same as I treat dudes. Let me tell you, it works. And since you make male friends you clearly have redeeming qualities, so worry less.
Go in, talk to them, chat about shit. Who cares. If a guy doesn't wanna be around you, do you get all broken up about it? Do you stare at your screen wondering where you went wrong? Do you re-re-re-re-reread your last text to him, thinking, "If only I'd done it differently!"??
There's literally nothing different about girls that isn't self-imposed. It will become different when you two agree to date; not before.
Most of the girls I've talked to cite that they enjoy that I don't treat them differently or like they're some delicate thing. I treat 'em like I treat everyone, equally brusque, and they're always into it.
>>
I am going to be a fan of about 10 teams 10 teams in in in a few years while you can get the kings kings pick it up for me to let me know what time is good for you and I don't got time for a quick call the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the what ifs code is not working tracking system is not working and I have a lot of to a friend of mine who is this I found it in my car and it makes the me the me the Switch era is a good time to go sit down and discuss with you on the phone with my username and password is not working and I am gay I have a good feeling about this one is a good time to go home yet but I will be in the office in the the afternoon so I will send have a good game but that's about it for now and I have a good idea of what we are looking for a a place to live in the city and for some reason it won't let me send him to the get well soon and we can finally get get to know each other and see if they can help you with an update on the status of the order I placed on will be there in at the end of the game and I was wondering if you could send me a picture of the of your hobby is the most pathetic all service and I will send it to the address on my Wii u it's not too late I would like to pretend try to get rid of a black person and I am gay I have no clue what the LeBron dickrider who is this and guy that is wiggers
>>
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Lads
>>
Dunkirk was excellent lads I highly recommend that you all go watch it.
>>
>>77269709
t. Mrs Dunkirk
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>>77269709
I know a girl who talks about white privilege and all the rest who is going to see it because Harry is in it. I'm sure she'll be texting the whole time through it but I live in hope that she sees what real white privilege is.
>>
Going out alone to meet women. Bad idea?
If not, how do you do it?
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>>77269746
I wouldn't know really but it's pretty ballsy but like everything do it with confidence and you'll be sweet. Lot's of girls usually go out in groups. So hope you don't get tongue tied in front of groups of giggling girls.
But at the end of the day, who gives a fuck, you're out there talking to girls, pussys are at home jerking it to porn. You're the fucking man in the equation, how do you sit down with balls that big. And thanks for saving my picture, even the same filename creepy.
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>>77269773
I feel like it would be so much easier if I had one friend to go out with though. When I go out with the boys from work (not proper friends), it's really easy to talk to girls.
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>>77269782
I have no idea how to make friends huh, super befriend a friend from work I guess.
>>
So I checked out this girl's Facebook who I had only met once. While scrolling down, at one point, my finger was close to the 'add friend' button. (I'm on an iPad) I go on today and the page has gone.
Now I'm feeling paranoid that I accidentally pressed 'add friend' and she deactivated because she think I've been stalking her. She seems to have a decent social life, but doesn't update her Facebook photos all that often - her last upload was last year.
I know you have to press the button fairly firmly to actually add a friend, and even when you put your finger on the add button when you scroll down it doesn't press, but it's still bothering me.
Chances are it's a co incidence though, but I'm still worried.
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Just deactivated my facebook because this creepy fat guy wearing a manly jersey just tried to add me lads.
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>>77269794
I quit that job because I hated it. Starting to regret that decision purely because of the work social club.
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>>77269829
Ohh I remember you, you were worried about getting your holiday pay etc and I linked you to a gov site. Did you get your pay m8
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>>77269844
I got the annual leave paid out but the "personal leave" wasn't paid out. I don't know what personal leave is.
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Hi son it's me, dad
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>>77269723
I've read about all these sjw's complaining that there aren't any black people and women in the movie but 5 minutes in and theres a french nigger. Theres also plenty of women. Fuck i hate cunts
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Enjoy the next few years. You'll be a "real adult" before you know it. Don't think that the fun parts of your teen years are behind you, and don't assume the future will always be as fun as it is/can be currently. Something you realise after a while is the concept of relative time. The older you get, the faster time seems to pass. The difference between 15 and 20 seems like an eternity, the time between 20 and 25 feels like five minutes.
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1. Never betray your integrity for any reason
2. Always maintain your self-respect, even if it means walking away from something or someone you think you want REALLY bad at that moment, later you will thank you.
3. Don't rush relationships to an end. Focus on spending time with people, having fun and connecting. If something comes from it, awesome, if not walk away and don't look back. If a woman doesn't want you (not just eh you're here, but if she doesn't crave for you), no matter how perfect she is in every other aspect, it's a dealbreaker.
4. At this age, securing financial stability and finding your place in the world should be your top priority. Let nothing distract you from this.
5. Don't shack up with a woman. This is enmeshing your life with someone else's and will make it much harder for you if the relationship ends or your life situation changes too much (likely to happen at this stage of your life). Also being around someone 24/7 without a lifelong commitment is a recipe for wasted years and heartbreak.
6. SAVE SAVE SAVE. Don't waste your money going out all the time, don't waste your money buying unnecessary gadgets and shit you'll still be paying for when you've grown tired of it. Get your money right before you even think about luxuries.
7. Reputation is important. Deal with people kindly, justly and with integrity and build a network of people you can call on (and who can call on you). Keep a small circle of vetted and trusted people close to you.
8. Don't dream, don't talk about what you're going to do when X. If you have a goal or an interest you'd like to pursue get to it quickly.
9. Always use protection. A few minutes of pleasure can give you a lifetime of responsibility and change the course of your life. That girl you're so in love with looks a lot different as a nagging baby's mother with her hand out 5, 10, 15 years down the road.
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>>77269929
>The older you get, the faster time seems to pass. The difference between 15 and 20 seems like an eternity, the time between 20 and 25 feels like five minutes.
Feels bad man. Scary to think that I'm closer to 40 than I am to 15 now.
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>>77269929
Fuck me I wish I knew that before I was staring down the barrel of 30
>>77269952
Number 5 got me bad.
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>still in the top 8
based draGODS
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1. Don't waste your precious time on relationships that will ultimately drain you of your money, energy and time, and will make you end up with nothing but memories and regret.
2. Don't fall for the lies that someone you met is "special" or "the only one" in your life because when you break up you will realize that it's all a lie. Wait until you get older and have achieved your dreams before you choose to commit to someone you truly want and can be with for the rest of your life.
3. There are 7.5 billion people in this world right now as we speak. About half of them are women. Don't be dumb and narrow-minded that you waste your time and energy into thinking that some girl is the only one you could ever get or have. It's a lie and the mathematics proves it. There are way better girls than the one you have, even if you think she's the best.
4. Get a job, even a simple one, as long as you get a basic salary and just save all the money you can until you get an education and a career. Live below people's standards for just 5 years so that you can live above everyone else the next 50.
5. Any time you are just sitting home in front of the TV or not doing shit is just a waste of your time which stacks up in the end. If you judged every hour you had wasted on nothing with the price of paying your hourly salary, you would realize how much money you are losing out on by literally doing stupid shit.
6. Don't waste your time on artificial things that won't make you truly happy in life, like pointless minigames, facebook, video games etc. unless your dream is to play video games forever. But if your dreams are more than that, don't do it because it's just a waste of time.
4. Work out at the gym, get a nice body and a healthy brain too.
5. Eat good food, spend your money on this rather than overpriced drinks at the bar.
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>>77269966
>tfw closer to 40 than 15
>tfw wasted my teens
>tfw wasted my 20s
>tfw 28 and on track to wasting my 30s
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>>77269984
6. Take care of your appearance. If you feel that you look good, you will feel good inside too. Your outside is a reflection of your inside as much as your inside is a reflection of your outside. They are both connected, so take care of both.
7. If you want to be successful, dress like the successful guy you want to be like in the future, in your dream. There is no reason why you can't do it even if you are not there yet. But, fake it until you become it. If you want to be a rich business guy, put on a suit and make it into a habit no matter what your surroundings are or current situation. Just fucking do it. One day you will realize that success is a habit. If you dress like a bum, you become a bum. If you dress like a successful guy, you will become him.
8. Realize that life is unfair and when life gives you lemons, you learn how to make lemonade and sell that shit so you can have the opportunities to follow your dreams and success in life.
9. Stick to your fundamentals no matter what.
10. Don't fuck up. You are only 20 years old and young one fucking time in your life. Don't grow up and waste it like me, learning all of this the hard way and regretting all the time and things you wasted on stupid and pointless shit that gave you nothing in the end.
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>want a sweatshirt, nothing special, something to wear under my denim jacket
>pic related
For fuck sake, I just want a 10 dollar one.
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>>77270046
Go down to kmart then mate
It'll look the same anyway
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>>77270046
Just buy it. You have to spend money to make money.
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>>77270052
I might hey
>>77270055
Not making shit at the moment and don't think that is something I'd be making money off even if I was selling my sweet virgin arse.
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>>77270046
Buy a big baller brand hoodie
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>>77269861
personal leave isn't paid, that's sick leave
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Fucking hate my life.
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>>77270161
Me too mate, I'm drinking and have to be up in 9 hours to carry gravel up 150 stairs for work for the dole, like 5 bucks an hour or whatever it is.
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>>77270161
based walkie
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>>77270161
You should cherish every living second. It can be taken away at any moment
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>>77270161
Cmon mate your lifes not that bad JB Hifi is a cruisy job. Go outside and get some fresh air youll be okay
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrBpu0lg46Q
BONG'D
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>>77269867
Fuck you dad
You're the reason I'm half poo peelander
I hate you
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>>77270487
>be half kiwi
>have to listen to someone with a kiwi accent 24/7
>have to deal with kiwi family and either go to kiwiland where there's hundreds of them regularly or have them come here and talk about how great nz is despite them all coming here because nobody really wants to live in nz
Glad that's not me mate
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>>77270487
HAHAHAHAHAHA You made my fucking night
I'm the cunt with the kiwi dad
I love you
KEG
KEKM
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>>77270515
It was fucking weird though, he didn't have a kiwi accent and none of his family had one too
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>>77270518
Hi son it's me, dad
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>>77270575
I wish, my dad got some thai girl who didn't speak English, last I heard she was preggers that was over a decade ago so who the fuck knows now dad. He could be dead for all I know.
Pretty fucked up with the age of social media not reaching out
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>>77270605
I'm reaching out to you now son
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>>77270620
DAD WHERE WERE YOU?!
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
I'M AN EFFEMINATE LADY BOY NOW BECAUSE OF YOU
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>>77270635
Shitposting on 4chan from your grandmas basement
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I find fem nz accents qt as fuck lads
i need help
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I love accents and am addicted to phone sex with foreigners when I can find em. My fav has been this Italian. Holy moly she was hot and dirty, used to make her spank herself, you hear slap and her little moan after. Fuck it made me hard.
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>>77270792
I went to an Italian restaurant last night and our waitress was a qt Italian girl with a thick accent.
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I've decided to go through with it. I'm going to pursue a relationship with a 30 year old woman. Yes I realise her looks well decline fast, and she'll want children very soon, but I've got to take what I can get.
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>settling
Do what you gotta do mate I guess
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She is attractive and I get along with her great. She's just kind of old.
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Her biological clock is ticking and if you leave it even more late your kids will be retarded and other shit.
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I kind of want kids myself pretty soon 2bh.
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whats the age gap? If your younger than 25, back away not today, disco lady
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I'm 28.
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Does she know you're a virgin but more importantly a broncGOD customer?
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I'm not the 28 year old virgin broncos customer. I've had sex with over 100 individual women and 3 men, and I only had to pay for about 70% of them.
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kys poovan
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ohhh are you the guy who pays for girls to poo on his dick?
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No, but I am Ivan.
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Well alright but I was going to say if you were, do fags get a discount seeing as they cover your dick in shit for free.
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Watching a replay of Origin 3 right now for about the 15th time.
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Going to bed lads have to wake up in 7 hours to do manual labor for work for the dole, it beats folding clothes for vinnies though, how fucked up is that.
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>>77270960
She'll cheat on you. They all do.
t. Guy whose girlfriend cheated in him in New York in 2014
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>leaving the thread on 666 posts
not on my watch. this is real PRINGLES hours. who TF up?
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lads
i had a genuine chance to be with a soon to be in recovery ice addicted soon to be former prostitute but i fucked it all up
i could literally be in a relationship with a former ice addicted prostitute covered in tattoos that still keeps the father of her child in the picture
why did i have to fuck everything up. isn't this what every guy with a mental illness wants?
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Walkcripple on murder watch
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This girl just out of the blue started chatting to me today, wanting to know what I do for a living, what my family's background is, and asked for my phone number. I added her on facebook and found out she's engaged.
Am I about to be targeted for some sort of scam?
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