/mlb/ - FUTURE Edition

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Mets

Just asking for >bustacada's if he doesn't go 4-4 tonight

In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Astros "fans".

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Fourth for controvery caused by superiority

mest-assletics
>>77243092
>>77243092
>>77243092

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Nats

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Gib prospects

>>77243123
You're damn right.

>the dilapidated shanty town of Chicago

>Select all jewelery
Gook moot is stepping up his game

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>gib closer nao gottdammit

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MARINERS!

>>77243187
You will never get Britton

Closer is objectively the most overrated role in baseball

>>77243215
Why are you acting like you know anything about baseball? Go make some shitty bait posts in /nfl/

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>>77243187
no closer but do you have some usless crap you would like us to take off your hands in exchange for Kyle Lewis?

>>77243215
are you saying he is not available?

>>77243241
We already traded away Blake Treinen. How about Jayson Werth?

>>77243237
>>77243241
Im saying the Orioles will never make a deal with the Nationals. Will never happen.

>>77243303
Just like the Cubs will never deal with the White Sox, right? Fuck off you casual idiot.

>>77243320
Are you retarded? Angelos will NEVER deal with them, its SOP for the O's

>>77243303
Peter Angelos is the third worst owner in the league after Loria and Reinsdorf.

>>77243357
>I'm a loser on 4chan with a tripcode but I know exactly how a sports team thinks and operates
Fuck off, idiot.

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Jays

>>77243374
Cry moar bitch nigga, you will never get Britton.

>>77243411
I don't even want that injured fuck. Way to move the goalposts though, I'm sure you're convinced you won this "argument".

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wew

>>77243365
>worse than the wilponzis

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I'm getting Bedard flashbacks

send help

>>77243427
>move the goalposts

I dont think you know what that means but i accept your appology

>>77243411
Not even the same guy. also
>>77243374
>>77243320
>arguing with a literal retard

>>77243460
Yes, you're an internet hero. Go stroke your e-peen and let people who know about baseball tak, okay?

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>>77243449

Phillies time!

Playing Brewers

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/a/stros orioles

>>77243472
>>77243472
>>77243472

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>>77243427
>I dont even want that injured fuck
Ok Natsbro whatever you say

>>77243433
He's 31 and already talking about where he wants to play is final season?

>>77243090
>already down 3 runs

Giving the Astros Ubaldo is leading a lamb to the lions den

>>77243496
>Nats
>fans
Try again.

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>this thread

please stop

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>>77243459
no help
only mediocrity

>>77243487
>anime

Yeah... i'll pass

>>77243504
It's a fake

http://www.sfchronicle.com/news/article/Yoenis-Cespedes-wants-to-finish-career-in-Oakland-11306433.php

>Yoenis Cespedes tells The Chronicle he wants to finish career with A's; "I love Oakland all the time."

what

>>77243623
Does he think the A's he left are indicative of the way that team always is?

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>>77243076

I literally never see you in Texans game threads

>>77243487

literally couldn't find it in the catalog

like literally

>>77243623
>wants to play for a bad team in a shithole stadium in front of 200 people
the fucking state of the mets

>>77243642
Why would I be in a Texans gamethread? I don't live within 1500 miles of Houston.
>texas
>the south

>>77243698
I don't blame him. The Mets are fucking terrible.

Would you rather watch baseball or baseball anime? Live action baseball anime? Discuss.

>>77243863

kill yourself

Have you guys ever thought about that?

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Aaron Judge HRs since the All-Star Break: 0

Michael Conforto HRs since the All-Star Break: 2

>>77243746
Its not as if he helps much or is even the best on the team. >We need to trade him this season or next season anyway as our window is closing and Cespedes is made of glass

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>>77243863
>not watching both

>>77243977
>meme webm for meme teams

>5 runs in 3 innings against Correa-less Astros

JUST

>>77243977
Holy fuck

>>77243975
I'm afraid the window is nailed shut, my poor delusional metsfriend.

>>77244001
Why am I delusional I said our window is closing and since this season is clearly dead its not as if it would magically open up next season unless we magically get the next Mike Trout as a prospect in a trade

FUCK the rays

White Sox Royals where?

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>>77244016

>>77244057
>>77244050

>>77244015
It's not closing. It's closed. The rotation is ded. The lineup is weak. The ownership, training staff and coaching staff are inept. The farm is almost empty. Every team in the NL east is getting better soon, except for the Mets. The Mets are getting worse and it's not changing anytime soon.

>>77243963
Mike Montgomery has hit more home runs than Aaron Judge has since the ASG

>>77244016
good man

>>77244069
Syndergaard is good enough to be better than Kershaw from what we have already seen. A piece like that is never out of contention and Steven Matz is also a legit #2

>>77243729
half your players are from texas so its pretty much the same thing

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>>77244156

> Syndergaard is good enough to be better than Kershaw
> good enough to be better than

>>77244069
>It's not closing. It's closed
OK now I see what the issue is: I used a slightly different tense than you wanted and you had an autistic shudder as you read my post. Besides you being an autist, I wouldn't disagree with your post besides the fact that the Marlins aren't getting better because their farm is worse and their ace pitcher literally died

>>77244156
stop false flagging

This fucking umpire is ass

>>77244069
>every team in the NL East getting better

Philadelphia

>>77244214
their farm system is pretty sick I have to admit

>>77244244
> 'oh, yeah, she don't run these days but she shore do have a purty gas tank.'

>>77244257
you have to be a false flagger, there is no way someone is this stupid

>>77244199
Closing implies that they have a chance to compete in the near future. The Marlins are getting new ownership soon. That alone will allow them to leapfrog the Mets.

>>77244331
>changing the ownership of a team changes the fact that they have a shit farm and about 200 million dollars tied up into one player
Hmm

The Blue Jays are a garbage team from a baseball perspective. They don't even fucking run out their outs. They'll jog like a quarter of the way.

>>77244346
It worked for the Expos.

>>77244447
It took 7 years for it to work

reminder that the cardinals just demolished the cubs

>>77244487
>just
>several hours ago

>>77244484
The Nationals were in way worse shape than the Marlins are now. And it took 5 years. Lerner took over the team late in the 2006 season.

>broors

>>77244552
the marlins and nationals have won the same amount of playoff series this decade

>>77244552
The Marlins have no farm and their rebuild is impeded by the fact that they need to replace nearly every position due to either age or the player sucking. they will take at least 5 years especially since the ownership change hasn't even happened yet.

Could the Brewers start fucking playing?

>>77244669
Yeah? And the Mets are in even worse shape.

>>77244703
(You)

>>77244703
(You)

>>77244703
The Mets have a slightly better farm and more people to trade for prospects (who can immeadiatey be replaced by the guys in the farm)

>>77244715
>>77244734
It's true. The only people who don't realize it are their delusional fans.

>>77244788
If you seriously think the Marlins are in better shape than the Mets, I'm gonna assume you have some sort of deep-seated hatred for the Mets.

>>77244778
I hope you're not counting Tebow.

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>>77244805

> not counting Tebow

#9 prospect in baseball right now, look it up

>>77244801
They're not now, but with new ownership soon, they will be.

>>77244816
So...they're not "in even worse shape" than the Marlins? You keep changing your argument.

>>77244812
>yfw Tebow hits the game winning HR of the 2018 world series

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>>77244834

>>77244703
(you)

>>77244834
>against the oklahoma expansion team

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>>77244819
In the context of "windows" which this conversation is about, they are. Depending on what happens for both teams in the coming months, trade deadline for the Mets and ownership issues for the Marlins, that could change, but in my eyes, the immediate future and potential for improvement for the Marlins is brighter than the Mets.

>>77244898
>the immediate future
God no. Do you seriously know what either of these teams are like? The Marlins could have a better long-term team, but right now they're in an unquestionably worse place than the Mets. You seem really ignorant.

>>77244920
You're joking right? You do realize that the Mets are about to get exponentially worse than they are now.

>>77244972
>exponentially
I really doubt you know what this word means. The Mets are about to call up their two top prospects to replace trade candidates, will still have their two best hitters next year, will get back their second best starter and closer from injury, and will have a new manager who isn't Terry Collins. In the long-term they might be worse, but in the "immediate future" they're still much better than the Marlins. Don't be stupid.

>>77244898
>>77244920
>>77244972
>>77244981

oh my god you two, get a fucking room

>>77244995
>Wahh stop talking about baseball in the baseball general
Do you have autism or something? Should we be posting about Clayton Kershaw or Steve Pearce or some other tired meme?

>>77244981
Who do you think their 2nd best starter is? Just curious? Who is their other best hitter besides Conforto?

>moncada 4 rbis
oh baby

>>77245012
Syndergaard, after deGrom. Cespedes is their second best hitter, and he's locked in for a while.

Trading away their entire team is like winning the World Series for Mets fans.

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Just fucking kill me lads

>>77245018
>>bustcada

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>>77245058
tick tock

>>77245031
Has Thor fixed his funky delivery and abandoned his 94 MPH slider? Probably not. I'm sure he'll be fine. Kek.
Yeonis "Ow! My Hamstring" Cespedes wants to go back to Oakland.

>>77245095
Oh, it's the idiot who can't spell "Yoenis" and spews tired memes. Sorry for wasting my time with you.

>>77245003
>being this much of a cockboy

>>77245095
>Kek

Are you a denizen of "Kekistan" by any chance?

>>77245114
>being autistic
>broadcasting it to everyone

>>77245110
I can spell Yoenis
P E N I S

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>tfw finally have a legitimate 1st baseman

>>77245047
Winning a regular season series against the Mets is like winning the NLDS for Dodger fans

>>77243070
>1-2 so far

BUSTCADA

>>77245149
It's a shame your owner is too cheap to build a real contender.

>>77245149
What's it like?

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>>77245138
>someone thought this was legitimately funny and then pressed the 'Post' button to broadcast it to the internet

>>77245128
>>77245164

> "maybe everyone will be impressed if i repeatedly use broadcast as a verb!"

>>77245153
>he thinks only dodgers fans know that the mets are a joke

>>77244995
>actually baseball discussion
>get a room!
the state of /mlb/

>>77244981
They might not get rid of Terry because they like him for some god forsaken reason

>>77244972
You are clearly baiting very hard for posts such as >>77244156 but I honestly do not think you know what the word exponentially means

>>77245012
The best starter is Syndergaard but he is retarded and died. Then its DeGrom then Lugo then Matz, Matz and Lugo are a bit above average but nothing special. then there is Harvey who used to be amazing but then died.

The best hitter is Conforto then Cespedes then Bruce although we are probably trading him because the outfield is crowded. after that its unclear as there are lot of really average hitters statistically.

Damn. I miss when Mets fans were too ashamed to post their drivel in the general. I almost wish the Yankees would get good again so they would post about that.

>>77245237
>his team stops posting when they are bad

>>77245237
>get BTFO by mets fans
>"waaaaaaah mets fans go away waaaaaaaaaah"


hahahahahaha

What the fuck is wrong with Bautista's lips?

>>77245237
Why are you so upset? You should just walk away.

>>77245247
That's normal you dipshit.

>>77245291
>"fans who post when their team is bad are abnormal bandwagoners"

some interesting mental gymnastics here

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Aaron Judge HRs since the All-Star Break: 0

Michael Conforto HRs since the All-Star Break: 3

>>77245221
Matz and Lugo are average at best, probably below average at this point. Syndergaard is iffy at this point. deGrom is a very good, but streaky and can be inconsistent. Conforto is good but playing above his level. Cespedes is glass. Bruce is soon to be gone.

SD Padres vs SF Giants (#2 of 4)

10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

>>77245284
>>77245284
>>77245284

ZIMMER SCORES ON A BLOOP FROM SECOND STANDING HOLY FUCK

>>77245253
>get BTFO by mets fans
When did that happen?

>>77245347
>Being this upset and obsessed

Chill out bro. Go watch some baseball or something

Please fuck Danny be back tomorrow

>>77245163
Not the anon, but the feeling is kind of like getting use of a limb back after having it in a cast for a while.
Glad he quit playing violin for this. :^)

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This is your NL Cy Young winner

>>77245310
>Matz and Lugo are average at best, probably below average at this point.

I say above average because beyond the past two starts Matz has been good and Lugo is about to break into the 3's for ERA

>Syndergaard is iffy at this point

His injury doesn't erase the fact that he is an extremely good pitcher

>deGrom is a very good, but streaky and can be inconsistent

Fair

>Conforto is good but playing above his level.

He was playing above his level in April and May when he had a 1.100 OPS or something like that. He is clearly settling somewhere in the low .900s

>disastros
this team is finished thanks to the correa injury

>>77245490
I'll enjoy the inevitable Kershaw collapse in the playoffs.

Please fucking Christ Danny be healthy and back to form tomorrow

>Astros
>It was 8-2

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>>77245475

>>77245464

how's life, my midwestern friend?

RIP jays season

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>>77245516
me too

I don't see too many Rockies games, but Blackman is playing like garbage out in center

>>77245530
It's because they tested out some random new guy and he sucked bad. I can't believe Devo instantly blew a home run like that though.

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Aaaaaaand just like that the NL CYA slips from Max and he hasn't even recorded 3 outs.

'F' it was a good little meme while it lasted.
Daddy Clayton stays undefeated.

>>77245543
Pretty good, I've just been crazy busy with work. Finally got some new people hired so I have time to dedicate to Alsacian onion pickling boards again.
How are things in your neck of the woods?

>>77245573
>Daddy Clayton stays undefeated.
Are you confusing him with Alex Wood? He's 15-2.

>>77245580

humid as fuckety fuck. got back from arizona, so i'm done with away series (maybe for the season)

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Another one.

>>77245602
Nats firesale when?

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Phillies win!

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>>77245589
Alex Wood is Kershaw Junior, I meant undefeated as in the UNDEFEATED AND UNDISPUTED best pitcher on earth.

Max is finished.

>>77245627
>losing to the phillies
ishygddt

>>77245642
It's just misleading to say he's undefeated when he, in fact, has two losses. He'll probably cruise to the CY now though.

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>Doyers

>Astros still won despite that choke job

Neat

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE FUCKING BREWERS

>>77245306
the HR derby doesn't fuck up your swing, they said

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>>77245653
Poor choice of words I suppose if we're talking about record it was just funny to see max be 5% better than Clayton for 7 weeks and have everybody proclaim that Max has eclipsed Kershaw despite Kershaw being the undisputed #1 over the last 900IP (except for the last 7 weeks) Lmfao.

All is right with the world again. No shade towards máx, he's excellent, but c'mon now.

>>77245711
Didn't the same thing happen with Arrieta after he had a good half-season? People just like to criticize the best, you shouldn't read into it too much.

>>77245687
meme team
see 2014 season

>>77245687
Offensive slump is exposing the shitty pitching staff. At least they haven't unloaded any good prospects for some rental pitcher who will never get them to eries anyways

>>77245687

Nothing. They overachieved and will return to the cellar like the Reds did.

Where is the braves/dodgers thread?

>DOYERS

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I thought Alex Wood was supposed to be good

>>77245789
The Braves are the best team in baseball, haven't you heard?

>>77245778
Doggers are too embarrassed and can't handle bants

>>77245778
there aren't enough barves fans for a thread and all the doyers """""fans"""""" are too shittershattered to make one

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Another one.

>>77245306
>mike montgomery has hit more home runs than Aaron Judge since the ASG

>>77245687
They need pitching. Also, back from my ban. Mets did good at least.

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ONE POINT ZERO
TICK TOCK BREWERS FAGS

>>77245862
what le fuck this is perplexing

>>77245902
Didn't your team give up 9 runs in the 8th inning today?

>>77245909
A minor setback

>>77245862
>Dodgers fans posting about the Nats
>own team is losing
Makes one ponder

>>77245902
>Gives up 9 runs in the eight
>Wants yu fucking darvish

You'll miss the playoffs if you get darvish.

I was just reminded that Cusb pitchers are thin skinned pansies who can't handle criticism

If barves sweep the doggers could dogger fans ever recover?

Biggistros!

>Dodgers """"ace"""" already giving up 2 runs in just the first inning
>pissboi isnt even watching the game and instead is obsessed with another pitcher

oh I am laughing

>Pirates 8 games back last Sunday
>almost sure sellers going into trade deadline
>now could be tied for division lead by end of this Sunday
>almost guaranteed buyers
memes

>>77246008
That's what happens when you play in a garbage division like the NL Central

>>77246008
NL comedy Central

>>77245968
Kershaw already pitched a few days ago.

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windians!

>>77246008
the NL Central is legitimately the worse division, even worse than the NL East simply because this is possible.

>>77246025
>>77246029
>>77246064
Pretty sure we still have the reining World Series champ. All other divisions are shit until they prove otherwise.

>>77246064
>>77246008
>>77246025
Broors fan here. The fact that we're in first in a rebuilding year proves this is a garbage division. If we're somehow still in or near the division lead when Chase Anderson gets back from the DL then we have a good shot at competing for the division

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Who's gonna get him?

You know whoever it is that makes the really stretched or really squished webm's? I need any of those webm's where it's squished down. Any one of them pls.

>>77246099
Los Doyers

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>>77246103
Only one I got senpai

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>>77245516
Your wish is granted

>>77246064
I'm undecided on whether it's worse to have all 5 be pieces of shit like the central or 1 real team vs 4 single As like the east

>>77246080
The Brewers have been rebuilding since 1969.

>>77246109
A few years ago DG said the Dodgers were going to be getting Darvish from >us. I wonder what we get in return

>>77246132
Considering he's a free agent, probably not a king's ransom or anything. Still should command some good prospects, and the Dodgers have a very good farm.

>>77246111
ty!

inb4 barves-dbacks nlcs

>>77246116
Can you really be considered a real team when you've never even won a pennant in your team's entire history?

you should have traded for Garcia while you could stupid Twins. Now the price is going up.

>>77246169
>past history factors into how good a team is in the current season
Not even a Nats fan but wow this is a retarded argument

>>77246147
He isn't a free agent yet and Rangers are shopping him around before the 31st

>>77246183
Enjoy choking in the playoffs again.

>>77246186
My point was that he'll be a free agent at the end of the year. Someone like Quintana or Gray who has more team control beyond 2017 would command a larger haul, even if they're not as good as Darvish.

>>77246116
Considering the Braves are poking .500 and the Mets have the opportunity to (next 6 games are against two of the worst teams in the league and then the next 3 after that are against the Mariners) Its more like 1 real time, 2 teams collectively being 1 ok team, and then 2 shitters

Freeman you fucking stud

holy shit Camargo is ridiculous

>>77246293
>>77246299
When the braves infield clicks like it is this series it's honestly one of the best in baseball.

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My brother isn't even 19 yet and he just made an appointment for a hair transplant consultation because the males in my family start going bald in their teens

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>>77246338
embrace the baldness. Shave it off.

>>77246352

this. my buddy just went full bald and he added a couple years to his face and went up about a point and a half on the /10 scale

>>77246352
>>77246365
haha yeah shaving your head will definitely fool people into thinking you're not balding

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>Dodgers are collapsing at the heart of the season.

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>>77246381

> implying anyone said anything about fooling anyone

>>77246381
It ain't about fooling anyone, it's about not looking like lexplorer

>>77246381
>What is reading comprehension?

>>77246394
just get something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrzsDvdBzIk

shaved head looks awful on 20 something white bois

>DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS

>doyers

>THAT DROP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>ALEX WOOD IS AN ACE

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>doyers
>doyers
>doyers

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>los doyers

>>77246388
>Doyers and Brewers both drop the leads
>Rays mounting a charge for ALE
>The ever percolating ALC

What will happen this August?

Darvish to the Dodgers when?

Fire fucking Wood.

The braves are coming for dat wildcard seed.

>>77245687
What time of the year is it? Ah, time for the Brewers to tank a good start.

I'm not even watching the fucking game anymore. The dodgers have proven that they are nothing more than a bunch of overpaid choke artists who have no heart and don't want to win a series. Fuck this team for ever making me think they have a chance.

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I don't think I've ever seen Dodger Stadium so quiet

>>77246519
its pretty quiet after kershaw pitches in elimination games

WORST 2 FIRST BABY

>>77246504
Calm down. At least wait till the deadline and remember we have the best record in baseball

>>77246540
Don't worry the Astros will be number 1 again after you get swept by the Braves.

>>77246504
nigger your team is 66-30

>>77246501
How'd letting Edwin go work out for you?

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>mfw Alex Wood is our inside man

>>77246540

Sure as hell ain't playing like it.

>>77246558

They can still get a losing record by the end of the season.

>>77246559
Yeah everyone was celebrating when Kendrys fucking Morales took his place. Faggot. He did a David Price and left to get paid. Nothing us fans could do except watch him go.

>>77246598
If you're losing your shit over that record, you just need to stop watching baseball altogether

>>77246614
No, he left to win

was that organist just playing Numb?

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Rockies are getting blacked rn

>wood still in there

ANOTHER ONE

Get wood off the fucking mound good god Roberts what the fuck are you doing?

F R E D D I E
R
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so this...is the power...of Dodgers pitching

woah...

/mlb/ support the janitors 100%.

B R E D D I E
B R E E M A N

>Freddie Freeman is sick
>still hits a home run

>>77246735
he has GOAT disease

Who would win?
A sick bedridden 1st basemen
Or 11-0 ace pitcher in his prime?

>go away to get a drink
>there's already a guy on base
wew lad

Say something nice about the janitors

So obviously wood is now on the chopping block but who would take him and for what?

>3 balls in the dirt

>>77246758
They are charitable people.

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>dodgers

Aaron Judge just went upper tank

Apologize.

I want this dodger team to fail hard tonight to remind them they have to fucking try even against teams under .500. I hope this embarrasses the fuck out of them so they can start winning on teamwork and hard work.

>>77246770
Indians and for like, 2 A advanced pitchers

>bases are suddenly loaded
Jesus christ what the fuck is going on? I thought the dodgers were good.

>>77246474
>Cubs and Pirates pass Brewers
>Astros remain at top of AL West because everyone else is really bad
>Mariners do notably lose in a 10+ run blowout whenever they go 2 games above .500
>Royals win AL Comedy Central
>Indians hang on long enough to be in the ALWC v. the Rays, which they win
>Judge is exposed for using PEDs to win the Home Run Derby and the Yankees finish below .500
>Tim Tebow is promoted to the Mets in September due to a consistent .930 OPS in AA but gets injured on his first AB due to bone spurs and spinal stenosis, as well as a torn right hamstring
>Braves have a hot streak and the Mets do as well but after sweeping the dodgers stay at ~.500
>Due to this the Dodgers lose 15 games in a row and then lose the series to the Dbacks 1-2 and play .500 ball the rest of the season
>They finish the season 91-71, while the Dbacks go 94-68 and the Pebbles go 92-70
>Now this would normally mean they are in the NLWC, but while all of this was happening the Braves went on an insane hot streak (including 2 sweeps of the dodgers from the dodger 15 game losing streak) and also finish 91-71
>Kershaw is obviously the pitcher, but a recently traded Bumgarner is the Braves's pitcher of choice
>The Dodgers have high confidence and are leading 5-0 in the 9th with Kershaw pitching a no-hitter
>But then Freddie Freeman hits an inside the park homer, and Puig trips, falls, and sprains his middle finger on one of multiple errors, has to leave the game
>From there the entire Braves rotation manages to get on base with a series of 8 singles, and with the bases loaded and 2 outs it is 5-4 (8 singles with 2 outs is 3 runs)
>Freddie is up again and hits a home run on a 0-2 count, Kershaw cries on national TV and fractures ring finger after punching the dugout wall
>Braves lose in the actual NLWC (this was just the 1-game playoff for the WC spot) to the pebbles
>the World Series ends up being the Dbacks v. the Royals, the Royals win, starting an odd year dynasty

Braves fan here, going to my first game at Dodger stadium tomorrow

How do I avoid being put into a coma? Just not make eye contact with the Mexicans?

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>DOYERS

>pls don't trade me

GRAND SLAM

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>DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS

GRAND

FUCKING

SLAM

AJAJAJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJ

AHAKJAGHAJKHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASKJHASKAJSHASFKJHGFIUFWKHAKJWLHFAKJ,

holy shit
>doyers

>>77246874
>making eye contact with strangers in any situation

Wood was just slowly trudging along waiting to see his 1.5 era on the leaderboards in 2 months
Now it'll be 8 by the time he qualifies

>>77246870
>>Royals win AL Comedy Central
Funny as hell.
>>The Dodgers have high confidence and are leading 5-0 in the 9th with Kershaw pitching a no-hitter
Even fucking funnier

manager failed him there tbqh, shouldn't have started this inning

lmao tho

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>LOS DOYERS

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WHAT THE FUCK

Also, I fucking called it

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>Los Doyers of Piss Angeles

DIDN'T THIS NIGGA GET TRADED TO THE TWINS?

>doyers

Do I fit in now?

>>77246909
Does dropping that fly ball count against his ERA? I mean it was his own error that lead to those two runs.

I TOLD YOU I FUCKING TOLD YOU. THIS PIECE OF SHIT TEAM IS A FUCKING DUMPSTER FIRE BUT DUMBASSES LIKE DADDY GREINKE FALL FOR THIS STUPID FUCKING MEME TEAM EACH YEAR. Fucking hell call me back when you actually have a team.

>>77246932

https://www.twinkietown.com/2017/7/21/16012244/mlb-trade-rumors-jaime-garcia-to-minnesota-twins-not-probable-atlanta-braves-deadline

hopefully not.

>>77246936
no

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>doyers

>>77246943
But it's not conceptually any different than throwing shit pitches.

>team 11 game win streak
>ends getting btfo
>pitcher 11-0 and gets first loss getting btfo
>bonds number was 25, played for 2 teams, but was only one man so 25/2 -1 = 12
giants btfoing the doyers still

>>77246950

>100 pitches before 5 ip
>9 ER

KEK

Holy fuck I'm in tears. I need a webm. As a braves fag this series is golden

Jaime Garcia literally is winning this game by himself

>>77246952
I would imagine the point is that you don't want pitching stats clouded up by non-pitching mistakes. It still gets attributed to him in the way that matters

>>77246936
I believe unless the pitcher himself makes the error then if an error is committed it is not counted as an ER. This is because if an error results in a run then it is literally not the pitcher's fault, it is the position player's

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Excuse me.

Long time lurker, first time shitposter, what is the Dodgers win-loss record? And what is their collective team ERA? where does their run differential rank among any team in any era?

Would any baseball intellectuals please answer my questions?

Thanks very much.

>>77246964
Can you read? It says 9 Runs/7 ER. Not defending him just saying

>>77246986
That's plausible although I certainly wouldn't want an error prone pitcher.

>>77246991
>I believe unless the pitcher himself makes the error
Well that's what I'm unsure of because in this case, it was the pitcher himself.

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>Alex Wood is an ace pitc-

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>Vargas and Santana both regressing

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>>77247020
I TRIED SO HARD

>>77246992
Would you get mad if I posted a picture of a pitcher hitting a grandslam?

>>77247008
I'm not sure win-loss record matters when they choke in the postseason again