Heem

Who is your favorite female ufc fighter?

>>77241331
Faggot OP

>>77241341
I disagree my man.

>>77241341
Grow up

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*GADOOOSH*

>>77241350
>>77241352
Please get laid soon!

>>77241364
I'll hit up your mom l8r. GADOOSH!

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/fa/

Must every thread start like this?

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>>77241391
rocksalt bless

>>77241400
It's a beast my man 100%

>>77241390
You couldn't satisfy my mother, impotent little fella

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Daily reminder that if you want DC to win then you belong on another website.

Bones is OFFICIALLY /ourguy/

>>77241395
I'm not obese, I don't spam, and why would I be advertising a SOLD OUT show? Consider yourself gadooshed.

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WE CAN"T RISK JONEZ MAIN EVENT XDDD

>>77241360
this pic makes me smile every time

>>77241416
She satisfies me. GADOOSH!

why is stipe not more famous/popular? he IS the heavyweight champ, right?

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>>77241440

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>>77241418

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>>77241360
Is Borat Scoops a good fighter?

>>77241466
The division will remain dead for the foreseeable future. Schaub's retirement really cast a shadow over it. Nobody cares about a supposed "champ" when we all know brendan could choke him out in a second.

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>>77241418

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>>77241418

>>77241507
lol that irish faggot called conan a giant unironically

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>>77241466
People don't recognize greatness until it's too late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPImK4ls4XQ

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everyone cut it out, Springsrerg is like legit lonely and depressed alright, no more bullying my guys 100% beast wars

>>77241504
>the fake champ
>patrician

wew lad, have a (You)

>>77241445
>framemogged by a 5'3 mexican woman
just lol @ garbrandt's build

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*blocks your path*

Wha' part o' Ireland ya feen?

>>77241418
lol

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For sure I know all there is to know about boxing my guy

>>77241418
DC is one of the few decent black celebrities out there and you're gonna cheer for the criminal nigger? Fuck that.

>>77241587
>that flag

>>77241560
Dooblin yeh

>>77241587
hey pussy are you still there ?

>>77241507
Could Conor ko him?

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>>77241587
Idiot lol

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>Hating on DC
You dorks will be cheering for him when he fights Stiopic after he beats Jon. Do not join the team at any point and time!

Predict the PPV buy rate for Lesnar vs. Schaub.

>>77241615
if he could overcome the height demons in his head, yes easily.

in reality conan finishes him via RNC

>>77241629
12million

>>77241587
>DC is one of the few decent black celebrities out there

People forget that DC grew up in one of the most niggerfied ghettos in the world and managed to not only make it out alive but became a world class athlete and a well spoken stand-up guy.

Whereas Jones was literally born with a silver spoon in his mouth and consciously tries to be a violent thug nigger.

>>77241629
Do you have a mental illness

Now that Schaub's boy paulie is training with Mcgregor we should be getting a whole new level of angalysis about the angles on the Big Brown Breakdown.

>>77241662
It's a legit question.

>>77241587
back to /pol/ loser or go watch your anime

>>77241629
that fight actually makes sense, winner gets gadoobyied by Stipe

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>>77241688
Did you get lonely in /box/?

>>77241587
>embarrasses his country by missing weight at the olympics
>neglects his daughter to the point that she dies
>married 3 times

I mean I guess if you're just comparing him to other niggers he seems decent. I've never cared for him as a fighter or a person. I'll be cheering for Jones.

>>77241669
>h-he said nigger guys

Fuck off, monkey.

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>>77241709

>>77241713
>I'll be cheering for Jones
I bet you will degenerate

>>77241724
Edgelord alert

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>I mean I guess if you're just comparing him to other niggers he seems decent.

>>77241750
People from /pol/ look like THAT?

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>>77241627
Based burgerbro.

>UFC has announced the top fights for the 9/9 UFC 215 show in Edmonton at Rogers Place. The main event will be Demetrious Johnson vs. Ray Borg for the flyweight title and No. 2 fight will be Amanda Nunes vs. Valentina Shevchenko for the women's bantamweight title. Also announced are Junior Dos Santos vs. Francis Ngannou, Gilbert Melendez vs. Jeremy Stephens, Henry Cejudo vs. Wilson Reis, Ilir Latifi vs. Tyson Pedro, Sara McMann vs. Ketlen Vieira, Gavin Tucker vs. Rick Glenn, Ashlee Evans-Smith vs. Sarah Moras, Arjan Bhullar (Canadian Olympic team wrestler) vs. Luis Henrique and Kajan Johnson vs. Adriano Martins.

>>77241713
>embarrasses his country by missing weight at the olympics
>married 3 times

None of those 2 things represent a big character flaw, and didn't his daughter died in a car accident.
Anyway, you don't have to cheer for someone based on their character, but you bringing out those irrelevant things sounds like a justification, since "they are both idiots, so I'll chose the one that I identify the most".

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>not quick enough to land cleanly
>gas 15 minutes in
>get fucked up by a senior citizen
>lose to a little guy

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>McGregor is now less of an underdog Canelo was against Mayweather

>>77241764
no thats reddit, pols about the same just no stupid tshirts

>>77241819
Is he black or japanese?

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>>77241781
>the manlet got his way
>he's gonna beat the GOAT's record by crushing cans
Fuck this so much.
>mfw mighty manlet is gonna claim he's the GOAT

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>>77241822
chigga

>>77241823
>mfw mighty manlet is gonna claim he's the GOAT
Don't worry bro, he'll be the only one thinking that

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>>77241823
>implying MM isn't the GOAT

>>77241856
Shut up pussy

>>77241823
>crushing cans
You mean fighting rightful contenders like a champion does.

>Muh money fights
Have unironically ruined this sport

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>>77241819
>>77241822
American bases in Okinawa did wonders to Japan.

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how would teruto do against mighty mouse?

>>77241868
That's all irrelevant when his division is SHIT, look what happened when Ronda fought better fighters

>>77241868
>You mean fighting rightful contenders like a champion does
In the shallowest male division on the roster by far.

>>77237603
This is such a dumb equivalence lmao

So I get laughed at when I ask this, but do you think Conor could actually break Floyd's hands by punching them on purpose in the fight? Might be his only path to victory.

>>77241892
That's part of it, other is the fact everyone would rather fight at 135 because it's a better stacked division. DJ won't move up because Cruz blew him the fuck out

>>77241887
>>77241883
The division is "shallow" cause he's light years ahead of everyone

>>77241800
Going to Team Alpha Male ruined Teruto. He was a promising prospect but the distractions of America got the better of him

>>77241903
You ever played sockemboppers?

>>77241926
no

>>77241822
He's of Okinawan descent. They're rice niggers.

>>77241576
Absolutely mortified for this man

>>77241935
>>77241926
they look fun though

>>77241903
That's the dumbest thing I've heard in my life

>>77241576
can you imagine being that guy lol

I bet he has serious brain damage.

>>77241957
why though. apparently they're brittle.

>>77241903
okay what's the purpose in the boxing gloves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSHr_tUR5Es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSHr_tUR5Es

New freshness.

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who wins grasso or markos?

>>77241903
It's a lot more difficult to bust somebody's hands with bigger gloves, hence the higher guard. Most of the nasty hand breaks come from punching the crown of the head.

Even so, Mayweather's toughed it out with a horribly broken hand before, so he can still wait for McGregor to gas out and fall over

I love how white Americans cheer for McGregor more than Mayweather. Living proof civic nationalism is a joke.

>>77242004
wgaf

>>77242017
Are you forgetting where you are m8?

>>77241903
>>77241979
Broken hands really don't matter that much in boxing gloves, the way the hands are held tight reduces the pain not to mention the adrenaline

Floyd will absolutely break his hands in the fight but it wont bother him until afterwards

>>77242009
Ah ok. Best answer I've ever received my man

>>77242026
no one likes mayweather. he's a stupid nigger.

SIT DOWN SHUT UP

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>>77242001

/Thominhas/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NZXAZQNJBI

>>77241822
blackanese

>>77242072
Thomas Almeida looks autistic but seems normal

Cody looks normal/chad but acts autistic

whose our guy?

>>77242038
no one likes mcgregor. he's a stupid potatonigger

>>77242069
>That's about the long and short of it. We'll be detonating bombs every 15 minutes until Westminster relinquishes control of the North.

>>77242018
grow up

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>>77242122
I'm cool with that, I'll take a diamond neck tattoo other tribal tattoos any day

>>77242133
>caring about shitty women's fights

>>77242133
(You) need to calm down nerd.
>wmma
literally wgaf

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>>77242001
>0:31

Can he be added to the JUST roster? He even has the haircut.

over*

>>77242155
nah m8 that's a full head of hair

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>>77242105
Cody of course

>>77242017
I'm a proud Irish American

>>77242174
Sure you are Barack

Who is your least favorite Irish fighter?

>>77242201
O'Malley

>>77242199
Barack has a splish-splash of Irish in him m8

>>77242122
>>77242173
t.ThatOneCodyFan

Thomas is going to beat Cruz and then take the belt from Cody

Thomas is a horrible match up for Jimmy

what's the best 3rd round stoppage in history?

>>77242214
>Thomas is a horrible match up for Jimmy

Are you dumb?

>>77242211
slave genes

Cody is a good guy he brought that kid who survived cancer into the ring and let him wear the belt after he won.

Who has all the makings of a future champ?

>>77242211
And he still looks like a full blown Woodley fan despite that

>>77242231
O'Malley

>>77242214
>take the belt from Cody
Cody knocked him dead lol

>>77242228
he gave the kid the belt I know because I am a guy who watched a video about the story

>>77242228
remember when hendricks wouldn't let that fat porch monkey touch his belt

>>77242242
Poland, how bigg of a cyclist are you?
>https://youtu.be/hRM3bFXlyNk

>>77242255
I saw it on fitepass chump

>>77242199
Do not disrespect my people. EIRE!

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>>77242105
It's a fucking sad world my man.

Both Cruz and Almeida were my bois at BW and both got deleted by Cody Garbage.

>>77242225
You are dumb and you will see tomorrow night
Jimmy has no way to beat him

>>77242251
rematch dumb fuck

>>77242295
Cruz isn't deleted, he'll win the rematch and rubber match tbqh

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Eating a chicken vindaloo cos I thought I was hard enough to handle it

>tfw sweaty head and runny nose

what is wrong with indians?

>>77242295
wow them some ugly chicks

I need a stack of paperbags.

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>5'7
>5'11
what

Post you're UFC walkout song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

>>77242312
Jimmy is fucking unreal bud are you serious?

>>77242228
didn't you mock Cody senseless before he beat Cruz?

>>77242295
2 from left is top cute

>>77242305
>>77242330
>implying you wouldn't suck their enlarged clits

>>77242340
Pepe's wearing lifts

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>>77241489

tell me about barnyard spade, is he a big shot in the fight game?

>>77242312
he'd knock him dead again in the rematch

>>77242347
There is more than 1 Canadian here. geez

>>77242351
not paying for nuttin

>>77242343
he should have killed himself when he was 27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvXVuWC11U

just missed our guy tim "handlebar stache" johnson

>cheeto vera

is he one of them pesky schib h8rs

>>77242371
that might be true but you definitely did do that lol

>>77242346
overrated, he wont get Thomas down and Thomas will expose his striking on the feet

>>77242385
There is more than 2 Canadians here.

>>77242371

alright adan calm down

>>77242388

ahhh you haven't watched Rivera fight before

that explains it then bud

>>77242340
Height cutting strikes again

Does Weidman have a chance? I really want him to win

twitter's own chase sherman

>>77242397

not that bong but almeida is as legit as jimmo

should be a spicer

>>77242403

He'll rematch moose when he goes to bellator after this

>>77242397
I don't think you have, tell me how you think Jimmy will win

daniel cormer is such a corny faggot

hueboy is my hue boy tbf

>>77242438
Heem urself docksperg

>>77242375
he did the next best thing, he used the remaining meme dust from chris cornell's death to propel himself into the nethermeme

>>77242444
grow up

>>77242444

leave him be imagine being 5'4 144lbs

Excuse me, where is the previous thread?

>>77242460
If I were 5'4 I'd be angry sperg too I guess

>>77242461
Gadooshed

Who is your favorit femal fighter!!!

>>77242260
On a scale 1 to 10 ? I'd say 3, I have a decent bike and I ride around 100km per week but I don't wear biking clothes or helmet

Thomas will never be elite, his chin is glass and would get shattered even by cruz

This card is not bad

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>>77242480

what song is demian "the cuck" maia coming out to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZI8AC4AR5A

Lyman Good roids hard my guys

>>77242491

looks like a foot

So as I've said before, I'm not gona be around to goof the picks tomorrow but if somebody else wants to goof them and the New York vs The World pic I made, I uploaded them to Google drive along with all of my heads for the goof. I'll keep them updated until tomorrow.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B4Uqf2iX4vRhakpHQmJHSkttZnM

>>77242428

by three round decision, without question lol

the dude is fast as fuck

>>77242460
>>77242469
you'd be furious

dude probably has zero confidence can you even imagine being 5'4" dude seriously you're not very far off MM at that point

>>77242499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-DMAZb5Upw

This is now a Tyron Woodley thread

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I like Vera, idk why. He seems like a top lad.

>>77242506

sounds like you're just jealous that you don't get to scrub cargo and wipe semen from bigger men out of your locker

h8r

>>77242518
condit got absolutely embarrassed by woodley and maia

Record for what?

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>>77242518

hope elkins doesn't take too much "damage" in this fight

LOL woodley beat gastelum and didn't even take that fat fucks money based

>>77242506
I give him credit he is good but he will get tko'd

>>77242526
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about lol

>>77242526
>springsperg's sidecuck
ay

It most be real awkward having to walk out the same way with the dude your fighting after the face off

So when is Dockie going to give Netherlands that long awaited handjob?

>>77242533

i dont get it

savage gastelum saying chris will lose his job after this lol

I think Wideman will give Kelvin a reality check. Kelvin was getting tagged in the vitor fight and we all know how washed up vitor was there.

THANK YOU BROTHER KELVIN

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>>77242555
I just want to know if they let him operate the crane

>>77242533
yeah what did you mean, anon?

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>whites support McGregor
>niggers and Mudshits support Nigweather

Which one are you, /heem/?

Piss widemans last ufc fight my men

>>77242569
With those brittle little hands he's a danger to every there

Anyone have a WEBM of Tyron destroying Condit's leg?

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THICC

>>77242562
if Kelvin were in his shoes he would be losing his job.

Chris won't be since he's popular.

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>>77242580
Right here pham

>>77242519
Worst day of my life

>haah the moustache war! XD
>haha guys the moustache war

hehe

>kelvin takes a deep breath when facing weidman
what does that mean

>>77242597
he is mocking Weidman's cardio issues

wtf I hate Kelvin now!!!

>>77242597
>you're a big guy

he's also said in the past that he couldn't beat Weidman, this was before Weidman started collecting Ls

>>77242592
No fun allowed

>>77242589

celts btfo tbf

>>77242608
Weidman is flushed, he ain't the fighter he use to be

All this Conor promotion seems to completely ignore the first Nate fight

>>77242625

He never was really, salthold had it nailed when he said he's a product of good timing

weidman vs maia is real weidman

new
>>77242583
new
>>77242583
new
>>77242583

>>77242503
You taking any more picks? If not maybe I'll take some cheeky last-minute ones tomorrow

>>77242629

>tree toyms de soize

I was 5'4 144lbs once

When I was twelve

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Lmao this loser having a meltdown because we called him out on the manlet he is

>>77242017
>surely it has nothing to do with Mayweather being the heel for the last 10 years and people cheering literally anyone fighting him, while Conor is the biggest fighting star in the world today and the idol of millions
>nope, it's gotta be the skin color

>>77242629
If he won decisively in the second fight they would pay attention to it, but Nate's fights are better off brushed aside for now when it comes to promoting. He only arguably won the second fight and since then has beaten an overrated fighter much smaller than him.

McGregor has cleaned the featherweight division inside out but he still has plenty of challenges to overcome yet in the UFC.

>>77242675
nate 235

>>77242651
I was gonna do post weigh in picks in the next thread, then one more round tomorrow around 18 hours from now

Champbedded
https://youtu.be/ZoyNYBdaO5o
https://youtu.be/ZoyNYBdaO5o
https://youtu.be/ZoyNYBdaO5o

>>77242675
>McGregor has cleaned the featherweight division inside out
Not completely, but his run was fantastic honestly.

Are there other fighters who had a similar run to him? Coming in, then going all the way to the title without a loss?

>>77242664
>wildly cheering for another man fighting your countryman

You'll always have the contrarian but to have stadiums full of people cheering for the invader is unfathomable for me.

Not enjoying the narrative that Conor is the best fighter in the UFC currently heading into the Mayweather fight

>>77242675
>McGregor has cleaned the featherweight division inside out

lool

He avoided Cub, Lamas, Bermudez, Guida, full camp Mendes just to name a few. I'm not saying any of these guys would win but he never fought them.

>>77242687
Alright cool, I won't worry more picks then.

>>77242724
You forgot Frankie

>>77242695
When your country doesn't only have one notable athlete the whole pride of a nation doesn't hold as strong.

>>77242691
I reckon the only fighter he had something to prove over was Frankie Edgar, but looking at similar fighters such as Alvarez I would say it would have ended similarly if not worse for Edgar. Holloway made it to the end but McGregor schooled him the whole way through. There's no one left for him to face down there, although I would love to see Holloway II happen. Both have come such a long way since the first fight.

As for fighters with a similar run, Ferguson could do it if McGregor fights him next.

>>77242724
He would clean them man come on.

>>77242731
and Yair, Choi if were talking current day

>>77242724
The only guy he really ducked was frankie

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>>77242724
>full camp mendes

>>77242741
>He would clean them man come on.

He avoided them like the plague while he was at 145. Good on him for beating 2 week Mendes.

>>77242741
Frankie is way more durable than Alvarez, look how yuge Stephens was and Edgar easilly controlled him

>>77242755
McGregor also fought Mendes on a two week camp. You obviously have no idea how training camps work for professional fighters. Mendes wasn't at home eating burgers and drinking beer until he got the call.

>>77242757
I know it's not the best comparison and Frankie is an excellent fighter, probably Conor's biggest weakness at featherweight, but I still can't see him losing. Conor would finish him.

who do you think will win this season of TUF?

>>77242799
McGregor had a full camp in prep for Aldo you retard, Aldo pulled out. lol

>>77242806
Can't call it until I see an official list of competitors

>>77242806
did they announce whos going to be on the show?

>>77242824
A full camp for Aldo is vastly different than a camp preparing for Mendes. Not to mention McGregor had a torn ACL in the fight and still beat him rather soundly.

>>77242724
Kona would destroy all of them you delusional nigger

>>77242755
>>77242824
>Conor prepares for a striker
>gets the best wrestler in the division on two weeks notice
>has a fucked knee
>Mendes is juiced to the gills
>Conor still heems him

what if Ronda dropped to 125 and did TUF? would that be the most hyped season ever?

>>77242857
>torn ACL
Wgaf, look how fucked up RDA's was and he still never hears the end of it. Why does Conor get a pass?

>>77242859
McGregor destroying them in your head doesn't make up for the fact that he didn't fight them in real life, kiddo

>>77242683
>2
>win round by getting fucked up mutliple times

errrr

>>77242857
>McGregor also fought Mendes on a two week camp
You're just a dishonest piece of shit.

Mendes went from couch to Octagon in 2 weeks and won round 1.

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>official poster
Thoughts?

>>77242880
You cant give him shit for it if he fought and won with it

>>77242889
>black on one side
>white on the other
very good, very good

>>77242881
Lamas, Bermudez and Guida are all bums that would add nothing to his resume. Edgar and Cub are the only decent ones

>>77242886
>couch

Now that's dishonesty. Professional fighters don't sit on the couch waiting for a fight.

>>77242889
Could be worse

>>77242859
it never happened though, you literal nitwit lol
>>77242867
couch to octagon in 2 weeks

>>77242902
McGregor's resume, particularly at Featherweight, is thin as fuck, which you might've noticed. Lamas, Bermudez and Guida would literally double it in size in terms of ranked opponents.

>>77242905
He said he was drinking beers on his boat when he got the phone call

>>77242889
Maybe it really is Forrest

>>77242905
lol, you don't know what you're talking about if you did we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Mendes was literally out of shape going into that fight. He never should have fought.

>>77242889
>Floyd in black
>Mcgregor in white
Makes you think huh

>>77242881
>>77242910
>It never happened tho lol

no shit retards that's why I said WOULD. morons

>>77242899
Torn ACL is nothing like broken foot

>>77242889
>black vs. white

Nice, gotta get them race war ppv buys

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>conor h8ers unironically believe 100% that Lamas, Bermudez and Guida would beat Conor

M-muh full camp Mendez
M-muh aldo rematch

>>77242941
You saying "would" doesn't mean his record can't be criticized because it's shallow as fuck. Nobody cares if you think he would've beaten them, the facts are that he didn't.

>>77242941

Conor has never cleaned out a division in his life, he's never even defended a belt. Get that shit out of here.

>>77242954
Frankie or full camp mendes would beat him 100% he was winning until he gassed (wonders why)

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>>77242340

>>77242954
It's sad really, talk about bandwagon faggots, I bet their all HUGE mayweather fans all of a sudden kek

>>77242943
Im not saying it is, im just saying thats why he got a pass for it. I give RDA a pass too because i dont think he'd pull out of a fight that big unless he had too

>>77242954
does anyone actually think that? khabib would rape him though.

>>77242929
>aldo, mendes, max
>thin af

He beat every notable opponent besides edgar

>>77242972
>>77242954
>save me friend simulator the facts are overwhelming

lol sad

>>77242868
No way Honda can make 125 nowadays, probably couldn't even in strikeforce days.
No reason for her to do TUF either, she'd get a titleshot straight away if she wanted

>>77242971
imagine if these guys actually fought.

>>77242984
Holloway was a teenager who'd done nothing in the sport, a walkover opponent for McGregor to introduce him to American fans. Stop retroactively boosting that win because he got way better after the fact.

>>77242957
that facts are he starched Aldo in 12 seconds, something frankie couldn't do in 2 fights lmao.

>>77242960
never said the contrary to any of those things.

Are you people be retarded on purpose?

>>77242968
>he was winning
>skull caved in by elbows
>juiced as fuck
>one legged Conor
>still got destroyed

>>77242980
Khabib would get lit up in the stand up

>>77243010
He got destroyed because he gassed

>>77242984
I love McGregor, but seriously his only notable wins were Mendes and Aldo, and he avoided Edgar at every turn

>>77242980
>khabib

Meme can crushing grappler would be dusted within two rounds. Anyone can beat Michael Johnson, RDA was the only moderate challenge. Tony would probably beat Conor though.

>>77243008
>this flag
>that post

>>77243005
Not an argument

>>77242998
She probably could, she was on weight all week for the Nunes fight apparently

Is Conor having staph the reason the Nate fight was at 170?

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Conars shook guys. He's definitely going to lose THIS time.

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>>77243033
Lol you could say the same thing about Nate vs kona 1

these haters getting BTFO'd every time

>>77243033
The only reasons he was '''''winning''''' (if you call getting elbowed half to death in your own takedown ''winning'') was because a) he was on the juice, b) Conor didn't have nearly the time to prepare for a wrestler and c) Conor had one leg and couldn't defend takedowns very well. Still got slept.

>>77243065
Funny thing is, Conor had no excuse to gas since he was in best shape prepping for RDA.
>>77243073
Mendes was landing bigg when Conor was up against fence

Nobody is beating Conor in the future at the UFC

>>77243055
Max Holloway in 2013 was not a notable Featherweight.

>>77243043
>Holloway, Porier and Alvarez aren't notable wins

>>77243048
>Ad hominems
Not an argument
Next, I'd like to keep destroying brainlets

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>>77243085
...because he'll never fight in the UFC again.

Boom Tssshh!

>>77243096
see >>77243093

>>77243084
The only thing those shots did was show Conor has one hell of a chin.

>>77243084
>carrying an extra 15 pounds that he's never carried in a fight before is no excuse to gas

Fob off yank. Mendes was cleaned handily and he would do it again every single time easily.

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>>77243058
She's a bigg bantamweight already, 10 pounds more would be hard. Out of the question today when she's on that tub of ice cream a day regime

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>>77243085
>leave Conor to me

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How would Bingo Schlob do in the USADA era?

>>77243096
Didn't know he beat Alvarez in the featherweight division before becoming Champ, my bad


Dumb Croat

>>77242889
Legit horrible

>>77243119
Conor wanted it at 170 that's not an excuse

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>>77243122
She's bursting out of that dress in all the wrong places.

>>77243135
>le get out boxed by johnson man

>>77242503

Goofstatter here. Just so you know I'm not dead, just been underwater with work this whole week. Going to finally watch last week's main card and then do the goofs once I don't have to worry about spoilers.

>>77243161
It's not an excuse but it's understandable why it happened.

>>77243163
Hey fuck, Johnson is dangerous fight for any LW

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>>77242889

Conor beat every notable opponent at featherweight besides Edgar

Love how Conor h8ers tried to change the subject about max being too green cus they know they fucked up with the original argument

>>77243194
/ourdana/ is the most amusing man on Twitter

>>77243197
didn't beat Lamas

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>>77243139

FOR SURE DELETE THIS MY 100%

>>77243217
Gate keeper

>>77243217
>Lamas

Absolutely grasping at straws here. What would he bring to the table that the others haven't? He was cleaned by all the mean McGregor beat anyway. Absolutely insignificant.

>>77243217
Who's your favorite fighter? We could say the same thing about them not fighting fucking everyone in the division. And even saying it's because he doesn't want to

>>77243217
Lamas is shit

>>77243253
>>77243257
>>77243260
>>77243283
Lamas was higher ranked than Poirier, and actually fought for a title, if Lamas isn't notable, then neither was Poirier. This leaves McGregor's list of "relevant" wins at 145 as literally two fighters. I'm sure you can see now how fucking absurd that is.