/hoc/

>>77240707
>that gif
wtf

>not ironically posting news from rotoworld that is a month old because fuck all has happened
Come on anon, apply yourself

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>NBA>NFL>MLB>MLS>NHL


thoughts?

>>77240746
too many waffles today anon

>>77240746
>Apehoop, Handegg and povertyball over Hokkei

Holland > Belgium

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>this is offseason /hoc/
never thought it could get any worse t bh

>>77240746
>belgium

Just go away

>>77240746
if a muslim is holding you hostage say cream cheese

Brian Dumoulin better not be getting anything more than $4m AAV

>>77240746
worthless without a metric and order relation kys yourself

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>>77240746
solid list

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>>77240779
>not stalking the players on your national team on instagram and posting lewd photos of them
Do something with your time instead of bitching, are you Albertan or something?

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>bombston

kippers butt pic can be found on the internet?

>>77240849
>what is the archive

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Is he Cell key material?

>>77240849
Yes. But if you do the crime you must be able to do the time

A 3 day ban that is

nhl confirmed for most boring offseason

>>77240944
Post link to the archive

>>77240849
unicorns don't actually exist anon

im a lean mean hokkei machine

>>77241019
A guy got banned for posting a pepe with "her" butt on the hat.

>>77241460
That was me kek

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>>77241282
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/

I imagine you can take it from there

Pulju

>>77241530
great post

>you will never be Finnish
Why live?

>>77241548
Cuz hockey season

>>77241548
Dunedin will win da league

>>77240836
the one on the right looks like she has a fanny pack on her ass

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>>77241548
You can always aspire to be Finnish. Im currently getting drunk, plan to eat some pickled herring tonight, am trying to locate a bakery that makes rye sourdough, and have made several shitposts today. Being a tripfaggot isnt a good start though.

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Who can stop them?

>>77241548
because i will always be finnish

>>77241654
that winger depth

>>77241654
>Implying Jokinen and Bustjarvi are 1st liners
Matthews line would destroy them even with Hyman

>>77241727
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLMAO

>based juicy "jay" Jokinen shuts down with his selke worthy secure play
>jesse "the workhorse bull man" puljujärvi with his tireless boardplay and never get tired boy absolutely skating circles around opposing bad fitness men
any plug center will score 100 points with those wingers

now suck shit, dog

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>>77241761
Settle down man.

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>>77241893
settled

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>>77241548
>mfw

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>>77240746

Get back into basement Marc.

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>>77241548

At least you can lose every year in cricket and rugby instead of hockey.

what's the best way to fuck over a friend?

>>77242202
By posting pictures of your butt

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>>77242202
Taking a picture of your butt and photoshopping their face on to one of the cheeks

>giving the vancouver tranny (You)'s

stop
>>77241912
>implying pulju isnt a meme plug

>>77242202
by posting their butt on the internet and then having the image circulate a mongolian throat singing forum

>>77242202
ass pics

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who /leaveraxe/ here?

it is a tinychat image?

Tylsää..

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I hope Jake is training hard this off season, man.

No more Finnbusts on the Canucks. We have superior Swedes now, it's time for us to take the Finnshits out back and put a bullet through their skulls.

>>77240746
>MLS

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>>77242464
Nice Granlund dubs. You are boring, to remedy that you can ask me some questions.

what's the over/under on goals for Marleau? 5?

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>>77241972

>>77243051
Chloe's thicc-ness puts even Jakke to shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpAWmsjfJQ4#t=0m30s
who was in the wrong here?

>>77243280
It annoyed me that was written like a novel instead of a wiki entry.
Also have you never had amphetamines? That many would fuck you up, he must have eaten a ton of snow to not die of dehydration.

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>>77243311
>be a man
>higher levels of testosterone
>be at the prime age of muscle growth development
>end up a fat piece of shit
>your friend who is a girl is much more muscular and fit than you
>she can also beat you up in a fight

>>77243331
/tv/ posters

>>77243280
Based finns

>>77243386

Finns have different biochemistry than the rest of us

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https://youtu.be/FUjgXmm7pCo
>Frogs

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>>77243927
How do you know im not a finn living in america?

>>77244457
RIP

Kerry King was wearing a kongs sweater when I saw them.

>>77240746

Nice photo.

what the fuck is going on with the captcha, is 100x more annoying now

>choose street signs 5 times in a row
>it still fails
>choose cars
>tiles load extremely slow
it's like they want you to buy a 4chan pass

>>77244541
dumb phone poster

>>77244568
i'm not posting on mobile, retard

>>77244593

Mind your own language you potty mouth!

>>77244593
>calls someone else a retard
>uses retard captcha

>>77244541
>he doesn't know how to use legacy captcha
You have no one to blame but yourself

When will the NHL see a 60+ goal scorer again?
McDavid/Laine/Matthew potentially pulling it next season/in a couple of seasons? Miss a ruthless goal scorer

>>77244673
Alex DeBrincat, this season

>>77244593
>>77244541

>complains about how hard it is to post.
>post two post that add nothing of value to anything on 4chan.

I think its googles way of telling you to slow down with the shitposting.

>>77244599

basically this

>>77244483
>spider bite

Always thought that was a funny way of spelling chronic alcoholic

>rags

>>77244673
Kane with Saad back but might be a long shot
don't think we'll see one next year desu

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Just got back from dinner with my parents. The topic of WW2 movies came up and I mentioned that I'd like to see a mainstream winter war movie made. This devolved into talking about the Finnish Civil War. I'm concerned my knowledge about Finland is growing too much but I have zero motivation to stop it.

How many NHL games will bulju play next season?

>>77244646
>legacy captcha
>2 different 10 letter long german words

>>77246410
9 games and then back to the farm for another season

>>77240746

NHL>NFL>MLB>NBA>MLS

Fuck off, pleb scum.
NFL is probably the best but currently poorly mismanaged. Boreball is boreball. The NBA is a meme league that only focuses on a handful of superstars. And watching the MLS is like watching the 8th tier athletes compete.

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>>77246458
>9 games
Does only having them play 9 games after burning the first year of an ELC not take up another?

>rags

>rags
>srag
>gsra
>agsr

>Rags

Also, captcha has never been more retarded

>New York Rangers™

>rags

>rags

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Why does this makes me chuckle so much

>>77246418
>capcha: click helicopter faggot
>picture of Trump on a bus

at least there's some humor to it occasionally

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>>77247895
What did you get banned for? Off topic shitposts?

>>77241050

there's a spurt of activity on july 1 and then it dies down so fast

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hi were are the burgers :DD

>>77242202
get his team relocated

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Reminder that the islanders have one of the best prospect pools in the NHL and will win the cup this year

why is he so obsessed with 87?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/sidney-crosby-halifax-dartmouth-natal-day-parade-1.4211771
>Aug. 7 is the date of the Natal Day parade and Crosby's birthday

>>77248319
stop posting anime, weirdo

>>77248344
very nice

>>77248424

No but other spee generals don't have a shitposting tripfag who is also a janny

>>77248466
oh boy, is this really happening?

>>77240707
I WANT TO WATCH FUCKING HOCKEY WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEE

>talking about hockey in the summer

Sad!

>>77248972
Dude I tried so hard to get into other sports but I just don't give a fuck

I want some fucking hockey NOW

The fuckin thrills the fuckin chills

The fuckin rookies having bombass years

The fuckin teams crashing and burning after off season hype (Dallas, objectively shitty off-season moves)

THE FUCKIN P U C C

>>77249003
You drunk bro?

>>77249031
Fuckin kills me man. If I can't see a puck being artfully distributed at least let me see that sweet ass to fill the fuckin void.

Dallas will have a shitty season.

>>77249031
>>77249063
At least he has a job.

>>77249078
>he

Nice try, Kurkislaikennnenoloimu

>>77249090
My sleep schedule has been fucked for a good week or two now. I've been passing the nights with vidya and movies. Not even some cannabis helps.

I'm on EASHL if you care to join

>>77249078
employers and the gubment dont consider volunteering to be a job.

>>77249103
You can't score goals or defend the rush if you're high bud

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>>77248294

>>77249166
Josh Ho Sang should N O T wear 66

>>77249171
agree geno

>>77249118
I'm the best LD you'll see high and.or drunk bub

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How was your Friday night, lads?

Only 3 months until hockey time!

>>77249286
As good as that curry you just ate asianbro

>>77249291
how dare you insult it. your comment will be erased, for free, shortly.

THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR

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>>77249350
>mfw you can't shoot the shit with fellow sp posters

>>77249456
i'll shoot you lol

>>77249424
pls don't make fun of BC fires :(

fire = ice melts = no hockey

>>77249424
>interior is burning
>big stronk BC farm boys no place left to play
>only left with eternal 4th line city "boys"
bad times ahead for bc hokkei

>>77249538
>America offers to help, for free
>Trudeau says firefighters should be more diverse
>invites African firefighters to come in to help
>they come here, expects to get paid, don't
>fire keeps burning due to shortage of firefighters
>Alberta burns for months longer than necessary

the entire thing couldn't have been scripted better

>>77249536
>Cariboo is burning

It's slowly moving down here.

>>77244673
Laine 62g 5a

is anyone from this year's draft going to make the team at training camp?

>>77249623
literally me right now

>>77249577
>>invites African firefighters to come in to help
>>they come here, expects to get paid, don't
you think that would have been sorted out before hand

why do people think ncaa hokkei is better than the chl? by the time you finish college and make it to the nhl you are like 24 and half way through your prime. chl alphas are already tearing up the league by 19.

>>77249741
frozen four

>>77249577
wait, canada is still on fire? i thought that was like a year ago

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>>77249894
there are usually forest fires in bc every summer.

>>77249944
did trudeuao really let your fire department get BLACKED?

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>>77249894
Canada's a big place.

In the US, California burns every year.

>>77249953
he hasnt really done much to help the current forest fires other than spew his usual humanitarian rhetoric. no foreign firefighters have been brought in yet, just relocated from around the country/province.
some people in BC are wondering why he hasnt shown up to show he "cares" rather than just tweeting about it.

>2 more months until preseason
Fuck you bettman

>>77249963
>Canada's a big place.
For you

D U C K S
U
C
K
S

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>>77251191

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>>77249391

So another year when they fuck up in finals, chink out and burn their home city?

>>77251421
>burning chink property
whats the problem

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>>77252666
>666
makes sense with how my week has been going

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Name a better western offense.

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Is it /our year/?

>>77253294
lol n-

Maybe. I like um some.

>>77253038
Can't. Those lines make my butthole moist.

Ehlers>Nylander

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I had a dream Sergei Fedorov died.

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Finn got binned, Swedes our best friends now

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>>77249991
Ummm excuse me my ever vigilant guardian of /sp/. I am curious as to how this pertains to hockey or even sports for that matter. It has been made clear that we may only discuss hockey in the middle of fucking July.


It is pretty much confirmed nolan patrick will never play a full NHL season right?

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post underrated player

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>>77253294
The window is closed pekka
Its >our turn now

>>77248228

aren't you guys homeless

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>>77254385
LOL U MONGOL KEK

LAINE HYPED TO BE THE BEST FINNISH PLAYER EVER. LITERALLY ROOKIE SEASON BUST FOR LIFE LOL

>>77253294
>Lose Shattenkirk, Johansson, Schmidt, Williams, Alzner
>No one to replace them
Window shut, house boarded up and occupied by homeless people

>>77254862
woah are you talking shit about Devante Smith-Pelly?

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>be Swede cuck goalie
>play for The Vancouver Cucks
>still let Jammal be on top

Good Swede

>>77255433

Also, they are inside ander's cuck shed it looks like.

Stop it Sweden

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>>77255433
>A white man is Jamal

LOL, CHING CHING WHITU MAN GO HOME

Fucking Helsinki city boy chinks swear on me mum

>>77254397

I had a dream mats sundin was charged for raping his sister in law.

It felt so real, I had to look at the news as soon as I woke up

>>77255461
I'm actually scared how you know I was actually a Mongol Finn despite my flag .

S- seriously, how did you do know Sven ?

>>77255496
I call smell inferiority complex chinks across the baltic lake

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>>77255496
Why are you chattin so much shit? Pretty rude if you ask me.

how come there are hardly any russian posters on /hoc/?

>>77255583
1) hoc is mostly NHL related stuff

2) Russians have their own 4chan

>>77255529
>lake

>>77255869
>rags

My heart rate was 54 BPM last night. Not drug-induced and I'm not an athlete. Help?

>>77240707
What as the name of that Swiss players at the World Cup who dive headfirst to block a clapper and the puck went into his mouth and exploded out of his ass? Trying to find the video but I can't remember

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Pulju grew taller this summer he's now 6'5

thanks for reading

>>77256225
Yeah I noticed that his cock grew too

>>77256225
>>77256428

>finnish oilel bust talk

will the offseason nightmare end

good hockey channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjeUxKP02Wg

>>77256545
autism alert

>>77256225
So he will be even more clumsy next season

l m a o

if brian dumoulin gets 4m then i deserve 1m

>>77256225
at this rate, he'll be busting through the ceiling of the arena soon

>>77256103
pre-diabetic prob. go pee in a cup for a doctor

>>77255600
so do you

so why are Finns here?

>>77257040

you're both the other's retarded chinese cousin

>>77257040
Because people love us here

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>>77257106
umm...

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>>77257106
GREAT post
I hope your impending hangover isn't to severe finnfriend.

>>77257106
THIS!!!!
when a finn joins your thread, you know you made it.

>>77257106
we really do

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Okay hockey tbis might be a fun game. I work visitors room with a nhl team. So team i work for have a veteran on the verge of retirement and the team we are playing that night does as well. After the game one teams vet would like a signed stick from the other so Equipment manager brings stick in says "hey player a would like you to sign a stick for him"
Player b gives him look of pic related
Any guesses on who the 2 players are?

>>77257699
jagr and X

is the entry draft staged?

too many "coincidences" the last few years

- the two biggest generational talents on, respectively, a canadian western team and a canadian eastern team
- eichel on buffalo
- nylander brothers on leafs and buffalo

>>77257699
a - Jagr
b - John Scott

>>77257767
its staged because the best finns got drafted to garbage dead canadian teams, its obvious finnaphobia and proof that the draft is fixed to further bettmans elimination of finns in nhl

fuck bettman and fuck finnaphobes

>>77257732
>>77257830
You would think jagr but nope
Not Scott either

>>77257840
whats up my finna

>>77257842
Iginla and some plug 3rd pairing defenseman

>>77253038
They're unstoppable. Oils will win the stan lee and the pres this year, mark my words

>>77257767
As an oilers fan, there is absolutely no way the draft is staged. If it was, mcdavid would be in Arizona or Toronto and deadmonton would not have any 1OAs

>>77257842
a - Chara
b - St Louis

>>77257872
Nope both are well known franchise players

Hint: Teams are in opposite conferences and one is a sunbelt tean

>>77257908
Afraid not

>>77257909
doan and nash

>>77257922
Which divisions?

>>77257965
Doan is one of them

>>77257971
I'll give you this
The other one is from Europe

>>77258037
datsyuk?

i work at a laundromat and a girl brought her hockey gear in. gonna smell it later if i am being honest

>>77258037
>037 ▶>>77258049
>>>77257971
zetterberg
typical cuck swede attitude to ask for autographs

>>77258084
Yep but you have it backwards though Doan was player a Zetterberg was b

>>77258064
dude what the fuck don't do that you fucking creep

>>77258114
Finn btfo :)

>>77258114
wow typical jerk swede giving sour face on a cool humble guy asking for a personal token to celebrate his long career and all the various playing mates

>>77258196
Kek
Puuji was up with the oilels still when they were in town and it was so hard for me not to crack a smile every time I saw him. He's gotta be on the spectrum, he was doing that weird tongue out thing like the whole time kek

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>>77258196

>>77258263
>finland has to play without a goalie for sweden to have any chance

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>>77258286

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>>77255466
Woah, same. It was so real I remember seeing it on the TV. And it wasn't released right away because his parents and close family weren't ready for the media attention. He died of a heart attack.

And then in the dream I later told my friends that my signed jersey just increased in value.

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>>77258310

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>>77258411

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>>77257699
Tell who it was

>>77258503
Read the thread?

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Who /shot and a beer/ here

>tfw shitposting at happy hour
>tfw offseason

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>still no contract for Horvat

what are some summer sports i can watch when no hokkei

already watching :

f1
no soccer i dont like

>>77249166
>>77248294
why is he so autistic?

>>77259852
missing out on teenage life by playing hokkei all day

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Kings winning cups like it's nothing
>Armenia shitposting like a maniac

Kings getting BTFO
>Armenia suddenly disappeares

What did he mean by this?

>my building has a suana and a pool.
>decide do the finn thing and go in the suana and dive into the pool
>get to pool
>filled with college age girls
>oh fuck
>avoid eye contact at all cost
>key to pool area not working
>looking like an idiot
>they look over at me but don't bother to help
>probably disgusted at the thought of me going into the pool
>find the right key
>rush into the sauna
>sit in there for 30 minutes hoping they all leave, i don't want to blind them with my pasty flesh
>feeling like i sweat out all my fluid.
>leave
>they're still there.
>quickly jump in and out of the pool and get the fuck out of there.

thanks finland.

>>77259937
Being at a pool by yourself is one of the worst feelings. I feel for you canabro

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>>77259937
anon please get help
you could have gotten some mad pussy but you let your inner autism get the better of you

>>77259996
When you're the only guy at the pool, but you have the biggest tits...
no.

no.

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Im going to a friends house tonight. His wife is trying to set me up with a coworker but she knows nothing about hockey and is from California. Also I just know about 2 hours after I get there im going to have to take a massive Albertan. Going to eat some ribs tonight and I imagine its gonna get the bowels moving.

Wish me luck I guess.

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>>77260219

>When you're the only guy at the pool, but you have the biggest tits...

I know that feel too well

and thats when I lost 48kg (105lbs)
You can do it man

>>77260345
Good luck bro. Just roll with it and maybe she is fun. My wife knew nothing about hockey being from SoKo when we were dating and now she loves going to games. Shit can work out.

>>77260413
How much you weight now?

>>77260559
from 120 kg down to 72 funland-bro

>another RFA dummied by Poile

they'll never learn

>>77253038

There is one simple purpose why Oilers signed Jokinen, to be mentor to Bulju, to salvage likely bust. They probably end up in same line.

>>77260756
dear Kippers, what is your motivation to shitpost that much?

No offense m8, i just want to know what drives you to be on /hoc/ more than anybody else here

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>mfw the hawks miss the playoffs next season

>>77260413
>tfw not that fat but have man tits
>could pass for an A cup
must be all that estrogen in the water. reminder to stop drinking water from waterbottles

>post yfw the kongs win the Stan Lee

>tfw big peen
Feels quite good lads

>>77261609
>implying thats ever happening again when theyre fucked by the cap and kopitar/quick regressing

>>77261631
>implying they both don't come back without injuries next season and blow the league the fuck out

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>>77261701
if that was the case then they wouldn't have missed the playoffs the very next year they won the cup

>>77240714
>replying to a two day old post
anyway, enjoy the greatest movie ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwpiJNbMcU

>>77261862
fuck, I probably should've checked the link first

it's a film called Foodfight and it's gloriously horrible

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>>77260646
He's a shiesty little fuck that's for sure. Forsberg isn't up for a new contract until five more years so he's locked them all down.

The Buffalo Sabres will win the cup

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post your face you when you realized the jets are elite now

post your face when you realize steve mason will finally be chased out of the league

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>>77263359
>mason is sthe best goaler the jets have ever had

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Post your face when this happened

just lmao@the saskatchewan roughriders

>rags

>>77263979
Asian and White is the patrician race mix tho.

>>77263979
What do you think about my black wife?

>>77248228
Yeah Hamilton Islanders look good

>>77254385
literally true

a
FUCKING
DANE

>>77265810
i miss when people were mad at sandwiches

>>77256953
>low heart rate
>LOW
>pre-diabetes

lol

>>77240746
NHL>NFL>MLS>MLB>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NBA

>>77266536

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Im going to Toronto in a couple weeks what should i do leafs? I'm already planning on catching a jays game and I've already been to the hockey Hof.

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Bulju

>re-listening to all this seasons old games, starting with the first game I don't remember the score of

this will do, /hoc/.
this will do.

>>77267264
collect a bunch of feet pics from the local girls and post them here

>>77267401
Eh, sounds hockey to me.

>>77240746
/hoc/ BTFO lads
Will not be posting here in the future

>>77261926
good luck signing Johansen for that kind of money

NAS: The Predators have signed forward Viktor Arvidsson to a seven-year, $29.75 million contract

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>>77269422
Now Poile just needs Johansen to resign and Fisher to retire.

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>>77269422

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>>77263256

>>77269422
what a fucking shit deal for preds lolmao
guy does on a good heater for one year and they give him ridiciluosusus money immediately
wtf, he is going to crash down next season and only score 30 points

JOKE!

>>77266828

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>>77269932
LOL THIS MONGOL KEK

Better than any finnish player in NHL

>>77270133
dont talk to me

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>>77270150
LOL THIS MONGOL KEK

A """""nation""""" of busts. Most proud moment is losing a war against more civilized mongols LOL

>>77270172
dont talk to the Finn

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>>77270203
LOL THIS MONGOL KEK

>>77270243
see me in kalix town hall in 15 minutes
you wont be calling anyone a mongol after the beating i give you

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>>77270256
LOL THIS MONGOL KEK

Try your luck Pekka UKKO PuckINEnenlainen, take a shot and it would need to be vastly superior to Lainebusts shots for you to last even a second against me LOL

>>77269422
Bad deal honestly. This could become an albatross contract if ardvinsson isn't the real deal

>2011

>>77270133
He's having lunch with a priest? Why?

>>77270502
Literally the next St. Louis

*sips his urge*

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>>77270716
ayyy papi

Benn-Seguin-Radulov
Faksa-Spezza-Ritchie
Janmark-Hanzal-Shore
Roussel-Flynn-Cracknell

Methot-Klingberg
Lindell-Johns
Hamhuis-Honka

Bishop
Lehtonen

Are they legit?

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>>77271502
they'll make the playoffs but flame out fast, that defense is absolute dogshit

>>77241618
>pickled herring
Yuck.

>>77271322
>clavicle tattoo

white trash confirmed

>>77271753
>yucking at pickled herring
Yuck.

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>>77271767
Just north american culture at work

>>77271821
man you can just take one look at him in that picture and you just know he is going to be fat as fuck in the future

What can we do to fight finnophobia in NHL?

>>77271851
Lol he is already fat as fuck.

>>77271974
The leadership has to change for anything to even be discussed happening. Get rid of the old mans club of finnophobes. Buttman especially needs to GO.

Then lets talk strategy.

>>77271974
I have personally filtered all non Finnish flags in /hoc/

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This is what North American finnophobes DONT want you to see. Generational talent having a genuine and loving long term relationship.

>>77272048
considering his hairline, laine should be wearing the hat desu

all fucking finns must fucking hang

>>77272406
i only hang with cool dudes, sorry maybe next time

>>77272406
Finns are VERY well hung. Ask your mum

>>77258503
It wasn't Haunter's pedophiliac ass, get back to smogon or /vp/

>>77272048
You wear those hats when you graduate from college in Finland too?