Chicago Cubs vs St Louis Cardinals game thread

fuck the cubes

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fuck the tards

>>77239220
neither of the guys in that pic are playing today

>yadi ded?

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>Martinez's meme hair

do the Carts want everyone to hate them

also, since its a matinee game, what are you drinking?

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JUST

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CONTREGOAT

WILLSOOOOON

nice little bat flip/drop too

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>>77239407
>Best catcher in the NL

D I N G E R

Happ has a really nice ass

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>>77239407
>>77239458
got sidetracked by the dinger

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>>77239490
remember to cup the balls

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Aw yeah friday home game. Making dinner and watching the game is very comfy even if it means less posting.

Go Cubes!

>>77239490
nice gluts

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>it took one week for the cubes to be 1 game behind the broo croo

>>77239567
pierats almost as hot at the cusb

how does everyone plan on surviving this weekend given the midwest is in Satan's asshole for the foreseeable future?

fuck

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>>77239588
Try living in Tennessee. The Midwest feels worse because for some reason it's more humid and trashy (lived in Indiana too), but 95 degrees and up is pretty much expected throughout July-August

>

nice catch by the fan though..

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>>77239588
dew point steady at 76 degrees foe the last 24 hours

heat index yesterday topped out at 111.
currently at 101 and climbing

>>77239407
Since it's a matinee I'm not drinkin the good stuff

Only picked up 2 cheap Miller High Life tallbois, but I do like Miller as a cheap beer

>even our pitchers are racking up hits

DH btfo

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>Arrieta
>Zambrano

I love how we've had some pitchers who can hit dingers, so comfy

>>77239727
>Samardzija
>Travis Wood

>>77239718
That comment is valid for Montgomery when he hit that dinger the other day but it's not like Arrieta can't hit

>>77239747
Forgot Samardzjia could too, that man is seriously a specimen. He could've been a Pro Bowler in the NFL too. He was also a fellow bootyblaster :^)

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>You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the Tardinals not join them! Bring balance to the NL Central, not leave it in darkness!
>You were my brother Dexter. I loved you.

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>>77239819

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Cmon Jake, you have to pitch too

>>77239819
tfw instinctively start a cheering motion whenever he does something good against us

Miss you Dex...

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Goddammit Theo just let Schwarbs go

>>77239930
Should try see if the Rags take the bait. I would kill for a Darvish rental.

just how labyrinthine is the Cubs clubhouse? every time a new player joins (or when it first opened to the team as a whole), they get lost or can't find their locker

>>77239930
no one wants to trade for him cause of the season he's having

>>77239977
it has to be for a controllable asset
Schwarbs isn't a free agent until 2022, and that's on an entry-level contract

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>Those Quintana highlights

>>77239977
This. That rotation would be legendary, and Darvish almost signed with the cubes in the first place, so resigning him wouldn't be unrealistic at all

>>77240002
He's having a shit season, sure, but if Theo wanted him gone for a good trade he definitely could have had it by now.

>all these warning track outs

fffffff

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Did the ball get lost in the sun there buddy?

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>get back from teeth cleaning
>Arrieta's pitching
>It's 2-2

Go Cubs!

>>77240215
Not as bad as you think tbqh

>>77240215
Not anymore.

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>There are people on this board who think Rizzo isn't the heart and soul of the cubes

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at least we got the lead eh

>>77240002
>Schwarbs isn't a free agent until 2022,
His career will be over by then. He'll have to go play for the Offworld Colony League.

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>HOF inductees Green Day
>Green Day
>HOF inductees

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>graceful

SCHWARGLOVE

>>77240313
>Grammy Award-winning

still a month to go before their concert at Wrigley

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>strop
>one run lead

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>>77240248
>>77239930
>>77239453
>>77240313
Let it go.

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>>77240343

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>>77240343
Matt pls go

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let's get back to the game

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>Randomly showing a kid eating chicken strips

Why

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They showed a kid eating tendies

They know we're watching /sp/

>>77240415
Used to be they'd always find the blondes with big ass titties. They probably got complaints from some ugly women groups.

>>77240480
They showed one of those today too
twice actually

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>risp

I saw a Cardinals fan yesterday and I just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant, and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Tardinals fan. He was there with his stupid Tardinals fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
Jesus Christ I hate Cardinals fans so much.

I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in baseball. He didn't say anything, but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Cardinals t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in baseball with the best money in baseball please". I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.

I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN BASEBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Cardinals fans put on is ridiculous.
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in baseball heaven.

I couldn't fucking take it. I told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like ''dude what are you talking about'' like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. I fucking tackled him right there. Staff called the cops on me as if I did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Tardinals fans.

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>>77240544
>pasta salad

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>strop
>4 pitch leadoff walk

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>>77240544
jej

Strop meltdown™ incoming

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>>77240544

If it wasn't for Strop and Grimm this bullpen would be unreal

>>77240709
Strop isn't as bad as people make him out to be. His top level is elite, he just has some really bad outings (esp vs Cards) that people cling to.

whew

let's call up the insurance broker

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>>77240726
stretch

>>77240749
>She's a stankees fan now

Is there something she HASN'T changed her mind on?

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>>77240788

>>77240749
haha no fucking way

imagine a random male kissing a female public figure like this today

>>77240809
drunk granddad could do no wrong

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>>77240809

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>>77240796
SHILLARY STAY AWAY FROM MY CUBES

She is a cretin who goes out of her way to please other cretins

>>77240842
fookin legend

>>77240850
>She is a cretin who goes out of her way to please other cretins

such is politics

>>77240823
This

FRIENDLY FIRE

also
>Carpenter is 1-32 in the regular season vs. Arrieta

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wtf Carl

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>CJ is pitching visibly worse than strop

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wtb Carl from April & May

Is this freaky friday except strop switched consciousness with CJ

>bases loaded 0 outs for Rondon

bust out the rosaries and incense, it's time for some prayers

>>77241092
it wasn't enough

Rondon hasn't been reliable since his injury desu.

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fug

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>Butler is in the minors right now

theo, please trade rizzo for mid relievers and a closer

>>77241236
Shut the fuck up with this retarded meme. It's posted every game thread.

KILL RONDON TRADE RONDON DEPORT RONDON DFA RONDON RELEASE RONDON I JUST WANT HIM FUCKING GONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77241236
I hate this meme

it's jsut a game...someone gonna win someone gonna lose. still need bullpin help NOW

>Grimm

It was a good season lads

>>77241284
this is when grimm should be pitching

when the game is already fucked

6 walks in an inning. Fucking throw strikes niggers. So afraid if putting the ball in play

NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN

WHY IS HE ON A MAJOR LEAGUE ROSTER

The shanty state of the cubs bullpen

It was a nice [ W ] streak while it lasted :^/

strop and rondon are still piss at crazy uncle joe for not letting them pitch in the ws

>>77241330
Yea cause they were mediocre as fuck. Chapman could barely handle it

>>77241326
oh that how you spell bullpen thanks i'll remember it for next time

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>cusb

>>77241357
get out we're full

>>77241357
> Who fag coming in a cubs thread looking for attention

Literally stay irrelevant. You have no fans and your franchise is worthless. Stay jelly

This is just sad at this point.

Jesus Christ NL central get your shit together

wow 100 runs in one inning...this will be the game that kill the cusb chance of winning the division

i hate relievers. they are all just faggots who weren't good enough to make it as a starter. release all but a closer and a setup man, make your starters pitch 7-8 innings the way they did forever until this century, and make room on your roster for actual good players. relievers are a waste of roster space.

fly the W's boys

strop, rondon, carl jr, grimm, montgomery
trash can

Will we see position player pitching?....

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>>77241431
>this will be the game that kill the cusb chance of winning the division
>July

lmao cubes are finished

Lmao all these booty blasted cub haters coming out the wood work to talk shit. 1 bad inning means nothing. Get fucked. We will still handily win this division

>>77241569
we need bullpen help...we all saw this coming long before now. theo, needs to trade rizzo

>>77241569
As opposed to all the cubes fans that literally unironically disappeared for the last two months?

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I know they had to loose eventually but why did it have to be to the tardinals?

>>77241704
Because they have the best fans in baseball.

that had to be one of the worst innings I've ever witnessed

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>look up cubs
>see whats trending on titter
Literally a bunch of faggots

Angery
Cubs pls win tommoz ;_;

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>>77240270
>Offworld Colony League
I thought I was the only one who followed that.