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Llorente for £30m rumour edition

wat le fak

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/831518/Chelsea-Fernando-Llorente-Swansea-Transfer-News-Gossip
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your fat lmao
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your fat lmao
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>>77241539
pint of pitter pls
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grow up
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>De Gay
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>tripshits
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Have Liverpool signed anyone good yet?
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>>77241539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0xhE_ykVgQ&ab_channel=UDLP

Found the video of Mesa ripping into Montero
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>barcelona going after coutinho
god no...
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>>77241762
Half the Nerman money will go on that
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For me, it's perro kaku.
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>Sell Nermain Nenas for £250m to psg
>Spend £100m on qtnho
>Spend another £50m on Bellerain
>Spend £100m on Mbappe

Just whom will stop Barca winning the treble next year?
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>>77241791
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>>77241762
>le score 1 in 50 blooters man
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>>77241762
>>77241826
Coutinho already rejected Barca. No idea why they are still after him.
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Swansea run /trans/ now
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>>77241826
They just bought Semedo why would they buy Bellerin
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>>77241864
imagine rejecting Barca for Liverpool
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>>77241826
>£250m
It is £196m where the fuck did you get the extra £54m from? Wages? if so they will still need to pay the new players wages
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>>77241888
Barca are a sinking ship
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>>77241891
196 million euros will be £250m in a months time
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>>77241908
Then Liverpool are the titanic
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your fat lmao
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your fat lmao
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>tfw no 5head gf
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just shagged a fat bird.

any update on the short term memory loss to me situation?
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>>77241929
Are you retarded? Liverpool are improving every year, have a top manager and are showing a lot of ambition. How is that a sinking ship?
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>>77241762
Pretty decent midfield option for them
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guys who was the tripfag student who filmed his flatmate pooping? cant get my noggin joggin at this time of night

also can we talk about it for a bit? It was funny
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>>77241757
montero hates this sort of thing

I remember when Neil Taylor was here and Montero wouldn't listen to a single thing even though Taylor was correct.

attitude problem central.
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>>77241961
>rating klopp
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>>77241965
poleaboo?
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>>77241954
Bale?

>>77241959
Every girl you've ever shagged is fat, what's new
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How can anyone possibly think Lukaku and Morata were good signings. Premier League teams overpaying for mediocre strikers as usual
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>>77241961
>are year la
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>>77241959

Tried that but couldnt get it up
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>>77241954
she is mad fit doe
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>>77241961
>a top manager
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>>77241891
>the new players wages
he's not going to earn neymar's ~30m net (~60m with taxes) or whatever he's making
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>>77241965
Pakiboo, he tried to become a tranny on r9k. Not sure of he still posts there as there was a court order banning him from the internet.
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>>77241984
agreed, only arsenal managed to come out well from this window so far
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>>77241980
thats the one

he was cool
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youre fat hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>77241984
Name two better strikers curently available Hank
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>>77242016
he's a girl called monica now
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>>77241986
Not even a Liverpool fan and that isn't an argument
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>>77242003
But 3 players will
Mbappe will easily be on Around 150k/week
Coutinho would be at least 200k/week
And Bellerin would be 100+k/week
Which would take it to around what Neymar was earning if not more when bonuses are included
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>>77242022
Joshua King scored more goals than Morata last season
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>>77242031
>200k/week

I have 20 quid in me pocket.
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>>77242039
for a far worse team in a better league too
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>>77242027
a boy called monica*

the only way you can change your gender is by reversing your chromosomes to XY to XX, or XX to XY, as of yet, it's not been achieved.
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>>77242031
Where the fuck are you getting these numbers from you spotty div. None of those players would need big wages to encourage them to join Barca
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>>77242062
>yfw arda turan makes 200k/week
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>>77242030
To even suggest that Liverpool is in a better position than Barca to win anything is preposterous. Not even mentioning getting to play with Messi over Jordan Henderson
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>>77242056
>gender and sex is the same thing
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>>77242062
They also wouldn't even buy 2 of those players
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>>77242062
lol Coutinho already said no to Barcelona. Stop being retard
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>>77242039
Because he played every game. Morata was behind Nenz but still scored goals when called upon.

I'm mot even saying Morata is amazing but to say Joshua King is a better player is a pisstake.
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/trans/? My arse!
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>>77241966
Hope he finally does listen since on his day he is fantastic but doubt it
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>>77242095
Morata played more games than Joshua King
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>>77242062
Because Mbappe is already asking Monaco for over 100k/week
Coutinho is on 200k/w at the moment and will want a pay increase to join barca
Bellerin is on like 100k a week already
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>>77242112
It's prob the reason why Montero is so limited.
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>>77242118
no no you see players are so desperate to play for barca that they will take a paycut :^)
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>>77242093
Things change my huezillian friend, he's more likely to get into their starting 11 now.
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yfw your national team is actually not abysmal anymore
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>>77242118
Bellerin isnt on 100k you silly boy
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>>77242081
Funny that I didn't say that isn't it. Although now that you mention it, Barcelona won't win the league or CL next year unless they fix their awful midfield and defence. So kys
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>>77242145
He is
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/arsenal-news-hector-bellerin-100000-a-week-contract-deal-latest-transfer-manchester-city-barcelona-a7429906.html
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>>77241826
>bellerin
>good
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>>77242172
best right back in the PL
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>>77242130
He's going to play as a CM now, spic. Nerman leaving doesn't change anything.
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>>77242062
Mbappe's a madrid fan and they'd offer him that easily

If city really want him they'll probably offer even more
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>>77242176
Walker is, my good sir
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>>77242087
they are literally exactly the same thing and you can't prove that wrong
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>>77242114
Morata had 1334 minutes in la liga scoring 15 goals.

King had 2761 minutes scoring 16 goals.

Don't ever @ me again.
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>>77242176
The best right back in the pl doesn't even play right back
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>>77242172
>be mediocre winger
>have the stamina to track back but don't actually defend
>OMG WORLDCLASS FULLBACK
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>>77242195
>Morata is so bad he gets less game time than Joshy King
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>>77242195
Morata scored goals against shit defenders
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>>77242147
>says Barca is a sinking ship
>hurr durr Liverpool is on the up
>duhh I never said they were gonna win anything
Liverpool has been a sinking ship for over 25 years. Go do the world a favor and chester Bennington yourself
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why are you guys talking about bellerin? barcelona already signed semedo
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And now for something really gay.

The absolute state of American sports club naming customs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Premier_Development_League_franchises

>Cascade Surge
>Chattanooga Express
>Chicago Sockers
>Cocoa Expos

There's just too many to greentext. They're listed alphabetically and I couldn't even get past the letter C before giving up.
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>>77242154
Arsenal are mugs

>>77242185
I'm aware, he would play ahead of ineista right now.
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>>77242218
so he'll have a field day against Swansea, my 'Irish' friend

also why do you reply when you only get abuse on here?
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>>77242193
https://www.apa.org/practice/guidelines/transgender.pdf

the american psychological association would disagree
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>>77242186
Being a "fan" of a team means fuck all for players.
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>>77242176
t. arsecuck
>>77242189
t. fifa babby
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>>77242222
>Chattanooga Express
Imagine unironically having a team, that's just one step away from being called the Chattanooga Choo choo
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>>77242189
lol
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>conceding 2 goals in the last 5 games
>shit defence

hmmmmmmmm
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>>77242210
What did I just tell you little girl?

>>77242218
Fat cunt

>>77242221
British people are mongs, no surprises there
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>>77242219
>be wrong
>shitpost in response
Typical
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>>77242222
>he wouldn't want to play for San Diego Zest

PDL is amateur anyway, not pro
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>>77242222
>Exeter Chiefs
>Wasps
>fucking Harlequins
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>>77242222
can't be doing with this
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walker wasn't even the best right back at spurs
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>>77242235
looking forward to the none-age conformist movement and seeing pedos having sex with 10 year olds with no consequences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtuqmThPE5c
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Why u lads in Friday night?
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Is Neymar actually going? Give % chance it happens.
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>>77242262
Chattanooga Lookouts are my second favourite minor league baseball team
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>>77242283
>Ben Shapiro

lol
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>>77242267
>condeding 25 stone in 35 years
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>>77242287
100% Jesus
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>>77242293
I see you watched the video in record time

what did you make of his main arguments?
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>>77242287
My cousin is one of the prostitutes they used for Neymar's dad's orgy and he told me it is 100% on.
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>>77241729
only the scottish cafu
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>>77242287
Pretty sure PSG are serious about it, players from barca have come out to press about it which suggests he has said he wants to leave for PSG which means they have contacted him about it.

Either way PSG are getting payback at Barca for Verratti
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>>77242280
>if we say it enough times it will become true
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>>77242311
Is prostitution legal in Spain?
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>>77242287

I give it a solid 60%
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>>77242275
Quins were named that purely because they needed a word with H to keep the HFC name

So they went through a dictionary and randomly picked quins
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>>77242309
did you read the link I sent you?
no so fuck off
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Why would PSG sign two ballhogs in Alexis and Nerman
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>>77242323
Yes you literally see women standing on the side of the road wearing skimpy clothing
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>>77241729
Egyptian Messi
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>>77242287
if he goes it'll be stupid because PSG has a mid-tier manager and lots of overrated players with whom they certainly won't win the CL
if he doesn't go he'll look like a bitch, there's nothing to be done there at Barça, they'll never ever reach the level of performance of 2015 again.
50/50
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>>77242328
just so you know, Journal articles have these things called 'abstracts' in which they outline the entire findings in 200 words

the rest of it is essentially evidence and justification

so yeah, I know what it's about.
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>>77242235
>Gender dysmorphia is a serious mental illness
>Their brains are utterly fucked to pieces
>Something clearly went wrong on a fundamental DNA level to create such a broken and diseased brain - they were born that way, right? :^)
>Sufferers need a team of medical professionals on hand just to keep them from necking themselves

Why are you trying to infer any kind of social lessons from these mentally ill headcases? My uncle was born blind - should we assume that "vision" and "sight" are two different things too, just to make him happy? Should we offer eye-gouging operations on the NHS?

Or should we maybe just accept that sick people are by definition not normal, and that you inherently can't infer any kind of deep human meaning from them?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXP1KdZX4io
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>>77242323
Yeah I think the brothels are a grey area though but there are loads
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>>77242341
they are just english slags m8
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>>77242274
Zest, more like inzest xd

Got your tickets for Hollywood United Hitmen @ St. Louis Jazzz?
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Ox to Chelsea and Sanchez to PSG - can it happen?
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>>77242329
It's Ligue Un, they never lose the ball to Tracteur FC.
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If PSG sign Neymar do you think barca will get Sanchez back?
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>>77242409
Why would chelsea want or need oxlade
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>>77242286
Because I've got nothing else to do. Just like every friday night. What about you lad?
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>>77242433
Played well for Arsenal at Right Wing Back
Probably be a good fit for Chelsea, versatile player, hard working in and out of possession. Can play both the Wing back role and behind the striker.
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>>77242432
don't think so
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>>77242432
I don't think messi ranks him.
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>>77242466

went out last night and i didnt want to leave my nana home alone tonight
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>>77242500
Hope she's ok mate.
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>>77242432
No but PSG will.
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>>77242286
i work the night shift and its killing me bc american /sp/ is absolute dogshit, it makes the aussies look good.
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>>77242500
You gunna shag ur nana u freak?
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>>77242286
it's friday afternoon here :^)
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>>77242522
>impying rooney posts on /sp/
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>>77242433
Chelsea need any HG player they can get.
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>>77242432
>Selling a 25 year old soon-to-be GOAT
>Buying a 28 year old elite (but probably already peaked) player

Seriously?

Here's what's really happening:
Neymar sees Ronaldo threatening to leave Real because of his tax fine. Neymar and his agent realise that, if this happens, he will be Spain's 2nd player (after Messi). They realise that he is on course to become a Ballon D'or winner when the 2 GOATs decline. Neymar's agent thinks that the contract that he just signed (in Oct. 2016) is bad, so he puts calls his friends in the media and tells them that Neymar wants to go to PSG (who can obviously pay massive unthinkable contracts). The sponsors (and the fans, I guess, since Barca) call the board and demand that they fix the Neymar situation. They offer Neymar a new contract.

Hint: if you're reading the "rumour" in the press, then it's not a real story. It's either a simple lie, or it's part of a chess match between clubs and players. Real transfers very rarely get leaked (did you know about Morata beforehand?).
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>>77242547
So do Arsenal
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>Manchester City and Monaco have agreed a fee of €57.5m (£51.6m) for left-back Benjamin Mendy (23) today. [L'Equipe]

*rushes to twitter*
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>>77242623
>two full backs for over £100m
>Still fuck all depth at FB
Fucking hell poop
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>>77242603
>The sponsors (and the fans, I guess, since Barca) call the board and demand that they fix the Neymar situation.

Too bad 87% of the fans wants him out. Masterplan, it seems.
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>>77242636
think the idea is to have danilo provide cover for both fullback positions
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>>77242658
Then that is £130+m on fullbacks who are all attack minded. Kompany is going to be a busy boy next season if he is fit.
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>>77242636
it's actually 3 full backs

Walker 54
Danilo 27
Mendy 51

totalling £132m on fullbacks
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>>77242286
going out is shit
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>>77242674
>>77242668
absolute state of that
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not sure why they let Kolarov and Clichy. pretty good back-up
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>>77242674
Bertrand for £40m next :d
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Not even going to comment OP but you sshould know I am dissapoint /trans/

Barcelona forward Neymar, 25, has told team-mates he is joining Paris St-Germain, with the French club pursuing a world record £196m transfer. (Le Parisen via Daily Mail)

>But Barcelona manager Ernesto Valverde says stories linking Neymar with PSG are nothing but "rumours" and that they want him to stay. (Metro)

Barcelona team-mate Javier Mascherano still thinks the La Liga side can count on Neymar, saying he is "the future of the club". (ESPN FC)

>PSG are also ready to make a £70m offer for Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28 and offer him £400,000 a week. (Mirror)

The Chile international has checked into a Paris hotel used by PSG to sort out deals. (Sun)

>Manchester United have made a £35m bid for Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, and have been told they can have him for £50m. (Mirror)

Real Madrid have agreed terms with Monaco and Kylian Mbappe over a world record £120m move for the 18-year-old striker.(Sun)

>Barcelona have warned Liverpool playmaker Philippe Coutinho, 25, they will move for Borussia Dortmund forward Ousmane Dembele, 20, if the Reds reject their offer.(Sun)
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>>77242636
>releasing veteran starting players before signing new players

It's like they just WANT to be fucked in transfer negotiations. They walked into the room with no leverage. Imagine if they kept Zabaleta for just 6 more months. Now they have leverage in the negotiations with Spurs. "We have a great RB right now, we don't really need Walker, but we can offer £35m".

And yet they still aren't even the worst negotiators in Manchestor. Ed Woodward is a champion loser.
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Arsenal have been offered the chance to sign versatile attacking midfielder Rafinha, 24, from Barcelona. (Sky Sports)

>Chelsea manager Antonio Conte is interested in Swansea striker Fernando Llorente, 32, to act as back-up to new signing Alvaro Morata - but Swansea want £30m.(Independent)

The English champions also want Arsenal midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and plan talks with the 23-year-old.(Sky Sports)

>Everton boss Ronald Koeman is ready to pay £7.7m for Hull City's 29-year-old Polish winger Kamil Grosicki, who is keen to leave the Tigers. (Mirror)

Liverpool centre-back Joe Gomez, 20, wants to stay at Anfield rather than go on loan with Brighton.(Liverpool Echo)

>Swansea City are the latest club to be linked with a move for £20m-rated Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, 25.(Telegraph)

Marseille manager Rudi Garcia has confirmed that Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, will not be joining the club.(Standard)

>Birmingham City have rejected an opening offer from Hull City for 28-year-old defender Ryan Shotton. (Birmingham Mail)

Middlesbrough have agreed a fee with West Ham for 30-year-old goalkeeper Darren Randolph, who is due to have a medical on Saturday morning. (Middlesbrough)

>Breaking | Manchester City & AS Monaco have reached a €57.5m agreement for the transfer of Benjamin Mendy. (L'Équipe)
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>>77242696
Neither can defend

At all

>>77242706
Yeah they should have just signed old shit players to new contracts just to save £5m on a transfer

genius
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>>77242696
Clichy should have been given a new contract at least. Sagna was completely terrible either, be okay as a backup
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>>77242706
If you have only one RB you absolutely need another one. Can't brits into math?
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So, where are Wolves going to finish in the table
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just signed morata lads
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>>77242696
Clichy was total dogshite by the end of his City stint, Kolarov was given a roll as CB because he's too slow for a fullback but wanted the move so its better to let him for a fee.
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>>77242698
I hope Arsenal offer Gibbs for £30m, they'd probs pay it.
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Roma are reportedly confident of landing Riyad Mahrez from Leicester City, and are offering €30m [£27m].

>Newly promoted RC Strasbourg have signed wantaway Cardiff striker Idriss Saadi until 2021.

Lille have confirmed that midfielder Rio Mavuba has left the club to join Czech side Sparta Prague after spending nine years at the club.

>Benjamin Mendy, subject to a medical, will become the world's most expensive defender. Hats off to Mr Vasilyev.

Bild are reporting exclusively that Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang will leave Borussia Dortmund for China in January. More on this to follow.

>Catalan newspaper Sport are reporting that PSG could pay Neymar's 222m euro release clause early next week. The Brazilian would then leave Barcelona's training camp in the USA.

Joe Gomez plans to stay and fight for a place at Liverpool, rather than go out on loan.

>Chelsea are set to begin negotiations next week as they increase their efforts to sign Arsenal midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.

Chelsea, Barcelona and Real Madrid are trying to sign Nice defender Malang Sarr, according to Sky sources.
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>>77242725
9th
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>>77242700
>Manchester United have made a £35m bid for Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, and have been told they can have him for £50m. (Mirror)
>50m when you signed Bakayoko for £40m
Thats the point where you turn around and tell Chelsea to fuck off, but Woodward will probably offer £55m
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Who has the quaintest ground in England? my vote goes to Watford.
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>>77242758
fulham
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>>77242754
lol
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Just heard that Tottenham and Arsenal are now interested in signing Mahrez again. I thought his transfer to Roma was a done deal?
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GOOD NEWCASTLE SIGNINGS WHEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77242774
sign delph pls
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>>77242754
Why would they sell to United for any less and strengthen their rivals though?I can understand putting an "English tax" on it, even accepting a lower bid from Italy.
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>>77242774
>good
never but atleast you signed someone
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>Sanchez wants to leave Arsenal to win things
>Sanchez turns down fucking Bayern because he wants to play with a specific coach
>He ends up at fucking PSG
lol
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>>77242521
are u a security guy or so?
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>>77242713
£10m actually, and I was just shitting out a random number.
My point is still valid. If you sit down at the negotiating table without a starting player in the required position, you're going to get fucked dry. The opposite club knows that they can name their fee because you're desperate. City paid Spurs the price of an elite RB, and they get a good (but not elite) RB. City got fucked because they released Zabaleta.

>>77242721
You need at least 3 RB obviously, but City didn't even have ONE single starting RB.
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>>77242783
And why would they sell anyway? Bakayoko will be injured at the start of the season so all Chelsea would have is Kante and Fabregas.
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>>77242788
well he going to win the league atleast
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>>77242783
Thats the point though, United would be stupid to buy Matic for £50m who isn't wanted at Chelsea. They should just look elsewhere but I think Mou and United are panicking a bit even though they have a shit load of time left to sign a new midfielder and have a lot of options.
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>>77242758
Bristol Rovers
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>>77242821
Because he wants to go if he isn't first choice.I think the plan is to sign another CM for backup anyway, would be pretty stupid if they didn't.
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>>77242788
nine out of ten times PSG will win domestically
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>>77242825
Why don't they go for Fabinho?He seems to be available and reasonably priced.
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Have Real signed anyone after letting so many squad players leave?
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>>77242734
its better to let him go on a free, and just have 1 left back at the club for the season?
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>>77242825
Fabinho would be great. No idea why Mourinho doesn't want him.
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bored lads
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>>77242706
Pellegrini really fucked them
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i'm in trans lads
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>>77242853
ceballos lucas hernadez
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>>77242852
there must be something up with fabinho. city, united, and chelsea all looked like they would be in for him but decided not to persue. Only PSG looked interested but they are probably out to weaken monaco
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>>77242866
watch Binging with Babish if you wanna watch a sick af guy recreate food seen in TV and Film really well, entertaining af.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=binging+with+babish
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>>77242866
Make your own fun, faggot.
Take a moment to write up a top-quality 2000 character post about some footballing story that you care deeply about. No time limit. Just make it good.
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>>77242853
They basically replaced Hamez with Ceballos, added Llorente to backup Casemiro, added Vallejo for Pepe, replaced Coentrao with Hernandez, and will use Nacho/Hakimi as backup to replace Danilo. So once they get MBRAPPe to replace Morata they more or less have the same amount of players.
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>>77242854
better to get a selling fee, he was a centre back last season anyway
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>>77242898
He's not for sale
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>>77242852
>>77242856
I agree however Fabinho is apparently off the market according to latest reports as Monaco don't want to lose any more players. Mou was interested but sees him as a RB more than a midfielder which is why he turned his attention toward Aurier. Think Fabinho would be the perfect 3rd signing though as he is versatile, United don't really need another winger badly but midfield defo needs beefing up to replace Carrick
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>>77242898
Only City and United as far as I know, but City doesnt really need a CM right now. United, on the other hand..
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>>77242852
I'm going with monaco/fabinho said no
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this quite literally doesn't add up lads

what timeline am i in?
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>>77242930
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
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>>77242930
>he could've gone to several european giants or top english sides last year
>he's gonna end up at west ham
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>>77242871
Fucking this. He saw the writing on the wall and decided having 4 FB all over the age of 30 and all having contracts expire on 2 years to fuck over poop.
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>>77242953
he's going to end up at the physios for sure
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>>77242930
He is ded
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trans lads
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>>77242921
Fabinho has been playing as a CM for 2 seasons now and he belongs there. Not good enough for a be a elite fullback IMO, unlike someone like Kimmich.

And for his interviews you can see that he REALLY wants to play for Manure.
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>>77242953
every year seems to be 'this is his last chance' and every injury is 'this is his last chance' and he gets injured every time. We all were like 'this season at Bournemouth is make or break for Jack', and he did well and then broke his leg like usual, and there's still people saying he deserves a chance. He needs to be sold at this stage I think.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9guBlBZqsY

bros we need to bandwagon city because it triggers euros the most when they win, but shitting on pellegrini is a retarded opinon. guardiola is going full meme and we have to sit back and let him do what he does I understand certain transfers don't make sense (why the fuck did Milner walk?) but hopefully things will pan out
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>>77242930
How is he still worth that much?
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>>77242871
>replace dzeko with bony

this alone tells you enough about pellegrini
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>>77242871
Could you explain more please?
He should have done more (especially with the extremely talented youth team) for sure. But you can't really blame Pellegrini for Pep's clueless deals.
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PSG are a nasty runt of a club with 0 CLs
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>>77242906
im watching based sargon
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Man City is a nasty runt club with 0 CLs
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>>77243030
Kinda like Chelsea before 2011.
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>>77243047
is that anime

if so,

australia /out/
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>>77243030
i wish they were a racist hooligan club again
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SO YOU'RE A ROCKET SCIENTIST?
THAT DON'T IMPRESS-AH ME MUCH
NAH-AH-AH-AH
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>>77243057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj2dfxDPbdc
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>>77243018
Bony is a beast
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>>77243030
>Jennifer Lopez is older than PSG
In all seriousness how could anyone support such a soulless and meaningless club?
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>>77243014
He isn't and at £10 million he is a risk
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>>77243083
Put your trip back on
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Reminder that Pellegrini won the League in his first season and is a better manager than Guardiola
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>>77243102
Don't forget that Alves has more titles than PSG.
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>>77243027
Pellegrini did nothing to build on Mancini's team, went from league champions to scraping for top 4. Signed a lot of average players (and old friends from previous clubs ala demichelis caballero). City were tactically awful against the top teams under him, all in all he just relied on silva yaya and aguero pulling it out of their hats.
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>>77243125
Got further in the CL too
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>>77243081
think i'm gonna sub desu
sorry for insinuating you were an anime fag bruh
>>
Anyone got a tip for a roughie to get up on the opening day of the season in the PL?
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>>77243107
Not in 2017 money. £10 million is affordable for Championship clubs these days. He would be a beast at somewhere like Leeds.
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>>77243125
>Pellegrini is better because he did well with Mancini's squad and then ruined it as he applied his own tactics and players
okay
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>>77243102
here's a tip for you; real parisian football fans do not support PSG. going to watch them play doesn't equal fanatical support like it does to the british. real football fans in paris support red star.
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Stones £50m
Walker £50-55m
Mendy £50m
Danilo £30m
Ederson £35m
Bravo £18m
Otamendi £35m
Mangala £42m

Pep Bald.
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>>77243125
I guarantee literally any manager could have taken over the team that was left for him and done that
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>>77243172
my sides
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>>77243102
>Jazz Jennings is older than Red Bull Leipzig
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>>77243125
Pep won the Tercera Division in his first season in charge of Barcelona B

checkmate
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>>77243152
You're overestimate lower clubs spending power a lot due to their wage structures
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>>77243138
good lad
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>Chelsea approach Inter Milan over Antonio Candreva as they look to swoop for £23m Italy international
What the...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/4071178
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>>77243172
Mangala is a Pellegrini signing, pal.
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>>77243132
Pellegrini is the exact dictionary definition of mediocre.
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>>77243134
>pellegrini got them to the semis

um no sweetie i think you will find that was kevin x
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>This is what half a billion gets you now
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>>77243207
>>77243172

As is Nico.
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>>77243202
FUCK SAKE

why can't we go back to the good old days of when we were good and signed good players
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>>77243207
And the greatest manager ever can't make a footballer out of him.
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>>77242235
>American
There's your answer.
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>>77243202
stop linking the s*n on here you twat
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>>77243213
why is tolisso there? he is actually good and worth the money. the rest of that team is utter shit.
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>>77243171
>Overtly antifascists,[10] most of the fans are left-wing,[4][11]
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>>77243171
Bullshit. PSG's supporters were one of the most fanatical group in France/Europe before Qatar kicked them out for being too "savage" for their taste.
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>>77243213
That's a decent group of players m8
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>>77243134
Those semis vs real have to go down as one of the worst ever

Pellegrini didn't even fucking try to score
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>>77243232
I'm going to link whatever I want and there is nothing you can do about it
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>>77243243
>top 5 cb in the world is utter shit
Stop posting
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>>77243244
>had to wikipedia a team called fucking red star to realise they were lefty
wew
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>>>Franz Beckenbauer is older than Wolfsburg
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>>77243213
that team would unironically be good, very hard to defend against
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>>77243255
All I can remember is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXMTWgvt7aw
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Pellegrini at least got KDB but even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while
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>>77243213
Actually not a bad team apart from Bakayoko, Shiterson and Lindelol
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>>77243287
>thinking city's manager controls transfers
lol
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>>77242299
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>>77243287
Probably wasn't even him that brought him in too
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>>77243287
Txiki was probably told to buy him buy pep, common consensus is that sterling was.
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>>77243278
City/Real semi was literally City standing around hoping Aguero would haul them over the finish line.

>>77243287
KDB and Sterling were bought in anticipation for Guardiola. City tried to get him to end his Bayern contract in 2015 and come be their coach but he said no.
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>>77243189
>Both will be considered untouchable and historic living legends during your lifetime
Nuclear Armageddon when?
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>>77243269
lindelof isn't top 5 yet
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>>77243030
and 0 CL semi finals
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>>77243164
>pep is better because he took over Pellegrini's squad, spent £160M, didn't win a trophy, done worse in the Champions League and didn't do any better in the league

okay
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>>77243313
And then Pellegrini played sterling on the wrong wing all season and subbed him early every game out of spite lol
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>>77243298
He 100% was the person that brought in all those dogshit players like Demichellis and Navas
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>>77243245
>that group of 20 "radicals"

kek, PSG have never had proper support. their man fans were celebrities and foreign citizens.
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>>77243272
tbf I was wondering why Parisians would support a team from Serbia.
>>
Premiership wasted potential XI:

GK: Karius
LB: Shaw
CB: Jones
CB: Sakho
RB: Chambers
CM: Ramsey
CM: Wilshit
LW: Martial
CAM: Barklel
RW: Walcott
ST: Berahino
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>>77243339
>playing navas over sterling for most of the season
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>>77243335
Pellegrini's squad and coaching was dogshit, the two years of massive decline show that
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>>77243346
>>>>>>Rihanna
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>>77243243
Im not making judgements just the most expensive players per position so far this summer
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boy city fans sure are defensive aren't they
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>>77243327
holy shit they're the Mexico of clubs
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>>77243352
>not Yaya Sanogo
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Who /lonedrunk/ here?
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>>77243352
Seriously what is Klopp's problem with Sakho
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>>77243352
you didn't put them in a pep formation
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>>77243366
>posts utter drivel
>surprised when it gets corrected
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>>77243346
Pure bullshit. Google Boulonge and Auteuil rivalry.
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>>77243355
the fact of the matter is Pellegrini is a much more successful manager of Man City than Guardiola has been so far. this is unarguable.
>>
lads

LADS

>poop
>>
So going by the same I'm guessing Pep is turning de Bruyne into a central midfielder

Also why are City in for Danilo when Fernandinho can cover both full backs
or go to 3 atb with Sane at WB
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>>77243366
No, I know city underperformed the last 2 years. Pellegrini is just a shit

The meme cup last year against Liverpool was ducking jokes though.
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>>77243358
exactly
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>>77243352
verdict's still out on barkley imo
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>>77243352
Martial, Shaw, Barkley and Chambers are still only 22.

Walcott was probably only above average + speedy the whole time. Performing to his abilities but not expectations.

In true Arsenal fashion Barcelona will probably buy Ramsey for the 72mn since Coutinho refuses to go and he'll go on to win 3 UCLs.
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>>77243352
>No Andrey Arshavin
>No Adel Taarabt
>No Juan Sebastian Veron
>etc etc etc

Shit list, seriously
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>>77243398
look here, you non country. PSG have always been a small club with hardly any real support. having some dumb cunt hooligans doesn't mean they had the sort of support even a small club in england like liverpool have.
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>>77243366
The city fans are calling their last manager shit and people are saying he isn't

I'm not sure how that makes them defensive
>>
Endlessly in a spiral if despair, prem league was the only thing keeping me alive week by week.

Juicy transfer gossip can only sustain me so long
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>>77243434
ben arfa would be a good pick too
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>>77243414
fernandinho really isn't good enough at fullback 2bh
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>>77243352

Majority of those are average players that were hyped up by the media because they're English.
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>>77243426
martial is 21, barkley is 23
>>
damien duff at chelsea
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>>77243434
Arshavin was such a wonder. He, Ronaldinho, and Cassano actually performing to capacity were my favorite players to watch growing up.
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>>77243448
neither is Danilo
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>>77243389
>Seriously what is Klopp's problem with Sakho
got caught taking the drugs that give klopp teams the energy to memepress

>>77243414
1. Did you not see the friendly last night? dinho got destroyed whenever anyone ran past him
2. City have 1 good CB, 3 at the back would emphasise their weakest players
>>
So who says going to be Gabriel's back up at city when Aguero leaves in 2020?
>>
>Chicharito to West Ham

Does West Ham only sign strikers? Jfc
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>>77243414
>actually thinking fernandinho can play as a full back
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>>77243448
not even close
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>>77243434

Was only really talking about recently tbf. Could throw the likes of Forlan, Ben Arfa, Anderson, Nani and Balotelli in there too.
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>>77243469
danilo is gud, stop bullying him
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>>77243476
Lookman
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>>77243476
Kun is leaving next year or 2019. Returning to Independiente. I doubt this "play them both together" idea Pep has been hinting at will work too well.
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why does a class player like tolisso go to a club like bayern in a league like bayernwins instead of testing himself in a proper league like the epl

wtf is wrong with modern day footy
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>>77243483
They have a okay squad. Should contend for Europa at best

>>77243470
>watching the ICC
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>>77243405
sure, but he started with mancini's team and left them worse than he found them. we're at the bottom now and pep is building back, up in this fanboy's opinion.
>>
also a quick reminder that pellegrini lost confidence in negredo and shipped him out because of his shoulder injury
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>>77243435
Awful bait
>>
>>77243483
trying to find the new di canio
>>
>>77243426

Mou seems to literally hate Martial, he's fucked.
Shaw is always either injured or out of shape.
Barkley is shit... just pure shit. Scores a blooter then disappears for 10 games.
Chambers will end up an squad player at a West Ham or a West Brom.
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>>77243505
shame because aguero is 10x the player when he's in a strike partnership
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>>77243483
they have signed 30+ strikers since 2010
Over 20 have scored less than 3 goals for them
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>>77243522
He didn't score a goal after January for the rest of the season
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>>77243527
but you felt the need to point out that it was bait and to reply. welcome to /sp/, reddit. you will get used to posting here in no time. just don't go getting butthurt over every bait you see because it will make your time here very painful.
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>>77243476
Nacho after he fucks off for 1-2 years and gets good
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>>77243435
>with hardly any real support. having some dumb
Go watch some weird kangaroo rugby and shut the fuck up. You clearly don't know what you are talking about. PSG had/have one of the biggest following in Europe. And no, not only the upper class. Mostly the working-class.
>>
>>77243491
Don't remind me about Anderson. He had the right stuff. In part his failure was down to being played as one of two sixes in a 4-2-2 or in a 4-3-3 when really he was a #10 or an outside forward.

SAF came out and said that Man U passed on David Silva because a #10 didn't fit their system.

>>77243522
Reminder that Negredo scored 23 goals in the first half of the year alone and drew blanks from January onwards.
>>
>>77243389
>>77243470
he's just not that good honestly. probably the most overrated player by liverpool fans this century
>>
>>77243434

Arshavin was actually good, Taarabt was always a meme like Ravel Morrison and Veron joined in his mid 20's didn't he?
>>
>>77243571
He's objectively better than Klavan and Lovren.
>>
Mark Crossley
Rufus Brevett - Tomas Repka - Pascal Cygan - Ricardo Gardner
Laurent Robert - Claus Jensen - Gavin McCann - Diniyar Bilyaletdinov
Tomasz Radzinski - Jon Stead
>>
>>77243476
They have Nacho and Unal on buybacks and want mbappe

if none of those work they'll buy the next big thing
>>
>>77243534
Maybe Martial should have pulled a reverse Henry and tried to escape to Italy. And yes; I have always said Barkley tries to hide poor performances behind how well he can strike a ball.

>>77243538
The glory days of the mop top hairdo and the synergy with Forlan.
>>
>>77243598

Players nobody has ever heard of?
>>
love getting replies from simple bait
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>>77243617
t. 15 years old
>>
Nerman is shit
>>
>>77243603
I hope Ian Nacho comes back ;_;

>another victim of pellegrini, who preferred to continue with bony when he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
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>>77243616

As a United fan I want him to stay but for the sake of his career Martial needs to try and force a move. You know your manager has a personal issue with you when he starts Jesse fucking Lingard ahead of you.
>>
>>77243640
we know
>>
>>77243628
Wanna know how I know you're going to die alone?
>>
>>77243668
we all die alone idiot
>>
>>77243668
because your mum is already dead
>>
>>77243598
i legit only know 6 of those players
>>
>>77243681
#BTFO
>>
>>77243389

I think one of the cup finals when Klopp was newly added was Sakho's turning point with the manager; he subbed him off early because of an apparent head injury and Mamadou just threw a tantrum coming to the bench.
That's coupled with the doping claims at one point, but I would assume that'd be forgiven.
On the team trip to Alcatraz Sakho held up the flight because he almost missed it and then interrupted Klopp's interview. So yeah, he's not helping himself.
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>>77243640
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>>77243688
for me? >>0
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>>77243681
LMAO LEAF FAGGOT ABSOLUTELY BTFO
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>>77243681
REKT
>>
>>77243680
No
>>77243681
>ur mom lol
>samefagging your own post
Hope you aren't older than 12 kiddo
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>>77243681
Leafs will never recover
>>
>>77243709
>>77243712
>>77243726
Haha #ladbible #banter he sure got me. State of this board
>>
LEAF ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>77243742
state of your mum's decaying corpse
>>
>>77243762
HE DID IT AGAIN
>>
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>>77243742
Why don't you take the leaf off Pizarro? You're among friends.
>>
No wonder you manchildren are sitting in on a Friday night shitposting on 4chan
>>
@77243781
this is some meta bait. no more (You)'s for you, reddit.
>>
>>77243781
you got any plans this evening bby
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>>77243716
>>77243742
>being this angry
>>
>>77243703
it's shit players, even that bald cunt daniel jensen is there.
>>
>>77243798
asl?
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>>77243762
>>
>>77243781
A N G R Y
>>
>>77243820

25 M Paris
>>
>>77243820
24 m toronto
>>
>>77243822
>signing our rejects
>>
>>77243845
Are you a twink?
>>
17/f/Monaco
>>
>>77243853
Tom Carroll was a decent one cheers mate
>>
has there been a pornstar in history as genuinely gorgeous/sexy as megan rain?
>>
>>77243820
13/f/cali
>>
>>77243867
no
>>
>>77243885
>tom carroll
>chelsea product
>>
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Strange people talking about city and no dutch flag in sight
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>tfw you're a bi twink that gets pussy every weekend and dick during the week
>>
lel, it looks like liverpool might get van dick after all

is he actually worth 60mil?
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>>77243929
>>
>>77243929
u in bali?
>>
>>77242176
Walker
Coleman
Valencia
Trippier
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>>77243929
refreshing to be able to post without constant ringring and TSUUUing desu
>>
>>77243918
>Reject
odd thing to call a 19 year old
>>
>>77242176
>>77243961

Cuco Martina.
>>
>>77243929
I don't post in city threads if dutch shitposter is in them
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I miss him so much spee
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>>77244009
Lucas Perez' spiritual dad
>>
>>77243934
good defender and leader questionable injury record

Will improve them massively
>>
>>77243781
LMAO GOOD ONE REDDIT
>>
i miss my ex
i really miss eating her out
>>
>>77243961
>no Cedric
>>
Maajid Nawaz is hot.
>>
genuinely hope you wake up dead tomorrow morning
>>
>>77244038
Gayboy
>>
>wake up dead
>wake up
>dead
>>
there is nothing better than eating out a girl you love and running your tongue up and down between her vagina and anus hole. there is no better feeling than seeing her face when you do it and hearing her little moans.
>>
>>77243781
t. person posting on a friday night
>>
>>77244091
It's only 8PM you retard have you ever gone out in your life or are you a 40 year old pub dweller that goes out at 7 and is home by 10?
>>
>other clubs have fancy transfer announcements
>city have this
https://twitter.com/benmendy23/status/326793748380004353

lmao small club
>>
>>77244108
>2013
>>
you now remember Mangala exists
>>
All the sad people having orgasms when the words robbery and merseyside come up. London is actually the crime capital and manchester is second and most of thw comments are coming from them cities, how ironic.
>>
>>77244132
wot
>>
>>77244132
Curious why the words Robbery and Merseyside would come up in the same sentence. Those two play for Bayern one more year.

Unless...
>>
>>77244132
el méxicANO señores ajajajaja
>>
Any updates on the Poppy to me situation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_yPb78Oo4U
>>
أنا يضحك عليك لأنك ترجمت فعلا هذا
>>
>>77244132
>>77244152

Liverpool to swoop for Robben and Ribery on a free June 2018. You heard it here first. 100% Jesus
>>
>>77244160
Nice proxy
>>
>>77242793
night watch, hotel
>>
>>77244160
Paki
>>
>>77243929
he's got a phone call la
>>
GIVE ME FOOTBALL NOW
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>Mauricio Pochettino is happy with Tottenham's "quiet" transfer window as their top four rivals spend big because of his belief in Spurs' young squad. (ESPN FC)

HOWLING.
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>>77244477
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>>77244477
*wins nothing*
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>>77244477
*puts the pressure on*
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Would any aging has beens be willing to play in Minnesota for a large salary? We're not really a glamorous market so I don't know who we could realistically get. We'll probably end up with some aging Scandinavian journeyman who will flop. :(
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>>77244108
>Any announcement other than the club stating they have signed X player for Y years.
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>>77244477
aaaaaaaaaaahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahalmaooooOO00000000``````~~~~~
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there are some drunk people fucking HOWLING outside my appartment
someone please end them
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Will Matic be a success at Man Utd?
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>>77244638
depends on who you ask he's one of mous favorit players so he's going to play alot
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>>77244626
they're trying to summon an ancient transfer, et them be
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*carves excrutiatingly*
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kinda happy people used my thread 2bh

>>77244638
prob lol
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>Arsenal won't sign anybody more
>Spurs won't sign anybody
>City will splurge another £100M minimum
>United will splurge another £50M minimum
>Chelsea will splurge another £30M minimum
>Liverpool will attempt to splurge £100M but will fail; though they're the dark horse atm

Screencap this. Spurs MIGHT buy a few cheap youths.
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>>77245187
city are either gonna spend £100m on 2-3 players (lb, winger/striker, cb) or just look at everyone else go batshit and pay that much for a single player

fun crazy window
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>>77245205
would rather British teams spend big on one player like the spics do 2bh
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anyone else think Neymar's release clause is low?

I thought release clauses were there for a joke 2bh
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>>77245187
the fact that this is a somewhat realistic possibility shows how great this windowhas been
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Is this a fucking joke?


Why are mediocre English players so overvalued
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>>77245398
>Mediocre

Again he's been the top goal scorerer in one of the best leagues in the world for 2 consecutive seasons, nearly took it the season before those, and he's 23.

That's a lot of fucking value right there. His age plays a big factor.
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>>77245398
-homegrown
-proven in the richest league
-immense brand value because they actually speak english
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>>77245187
Spurs sign Mahrez. Watch.
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>>77245436
>Kane
>speaks English
H O W L I N G
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David de Gea linked with real madrid transfer.

>Daily Mail.
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>>77245398
uhhh, that value is too low
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>>77245630
>>77245398
Kane would easily break £100m if sold

and I'm only stopping that low because spurs' wage structure means they can't compete with other offers
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>>77241888
If it wasn't for english media not letting him live i'd rather Suarez went back to liverpool.

Barcelona is too plastic
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>>77245787
doesn't deserve to live after waht he did
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>>77245787
Suarez is coming home to capture that old form
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>>77245787
Suarez only has himself to blame, it takes an absolute fuck ton to get shit on as hard as he did by the media when you're playing for Liverpool
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>>77245991
>Suarez only has himself to blame

yeah he scored all those goals and became the most wanted striker in the world what an idiot
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>>77246136
Had he not bitten Ivanovic and got banned he'd have gone on for £100M. The guy was a dick and has major problems. Good footballer. But he was always destined for a team like Barca. He's doing well there, isn't he? Like .80GPM or some shit?
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>>77246242
Ivanovic deserved it
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Who is the most handsome PL footballer?
Who is the ugliest?
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>>77243327

1995, look it up
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>>77246317
>handsome
Giroud or Llorente

>Ugliest
That new guy for Swansea. Mensa or some shit.
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>>77242222
Surely not worse than
>Sheffield Wednesday
>Leeds Rhinos
>Exeter Chiefs
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>>77243435
Man you don't know shit about football it seems. But either you're from australia, or you're one of those emigrated brits. In both cases it would fit my assumption.

Also, only Marseille had a bigger fanbase in France before qatar, and their first move was to remove the hooligans. That's why every retards who thinks EPL is the best league think like you.
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Are they really going to have this as a team? Midfield+attack is just out of this world and the defense would be decent.
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>>77244132
What in the holy observable universe are you talking about?
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>>77247198
Do you think i'm wrong?

>>77244157
deluded
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>>77247190
Be pretty meme to see desu. Kurzawa is a weak link imho. I dunno about Trapp. Seeing as they got beaten my Moneyco, they should do it with that team. I think Wonga will sell Sanchez if he got £60M for him from PSG. That'll allow him to buy Lemar and give Ozil a new contract without being punished by FA for wage shit. If Wonga then buys Sancho or something, it'd be even better. I think the 'we are not selling him' is a way of getting more dosh.
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>>77247471
>If Wonga then buys Sancho or something
lol no chance City sell to him after Arsenal just refused to sell Sanchez out of spite
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>>77247896
Sancho is a 17 year old who's rejected a contract. It's not a major loss to City. He'll just go on a free then.
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Sometimes i make up fake rumours on /heem/
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>>77246528
>roque mesa
>ugly
"no"
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>>77247943
>to spit them
Spite what? Not selling to your rival is now spitting? Lel.
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>my mfw when Spurs sign a player
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>tfw the women's team get nicer gear than the men
>even has the name on it

Don't want to be the wally walking around in a women's football shirt but I'm half tempted.
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State of Jj if Barca end up going for Dybala
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the state of neymar and sanchez when they understand they have to play with the likes of matuidi
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>>77249131
Now that Monaco is being gutted, its not like they have much to play against
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>>77249131
>Implying they aren't playing with as bad in their club
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/casuals/
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>>77249172
for sanchez it's a clear upgrade
but for neymar idk
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>>77249131
Matuidi isn't a bad player
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>his club's nickname is 'the gas'
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>>77249216
imagine typing this post and then posting it
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imagine being french and then posting it
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>>77249234
>acknowledging that cunt in any way whatsoever
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>>77249257
imagine having this flag and then posting it
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imagine being a flagposting r e d d i t o r
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>>77249308
A
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>>77249297

pretty funny considering your shithole is buying our artillery system


lmao at you
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>Arsenal fans may not see the best of club record signing Alexandre Lacazette for months, says former Gunners midfielder Robert Pires.
it begins
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>>77249297
man... you're from denmark
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>>77249339
i'm not danish
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>>77249356
haha nice try, your flag tells us otherwise!
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>>77249326
FUCKING
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>britposters
Starting to think they're actually the worst posters on the site instead of Americans
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>>77249336
Well he will be injured before the season starts

>>77249385
>a fucking leaf
into the trash it goes
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>>77249385
>tf
>tp

:thinking:
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>doing nothing but proving me right
huh
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In an ideal world, Barca get Coutinho and Keita stays at Leipzig.
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Chelsea after the OX

For some reason
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>>77249439
good at running
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>>77249438
I thought Germans on here hated RB
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can someone post pics of fat man walking towards camera, i need it to make fun of an internet tough guy on another board
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Iheanacho to Leicester fucking when?
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>>77241729
Le black teddy sheringham
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>>77249462
Only the brainwashed ones.
How can you not like a team that finally grows some balls and dares challenging?
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Arsenal reject 10m for Gibbs from West brom

Apparently they want 12m
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>>77249513
>How can you not like a team that finally grows some balls and dares challenging?
When they're the German and arguably more morally bankrupt version of MK Dons, that's when.

inb4 that autistic britanon who's obsessed with Bundesliga sponsorship comes in and goes NUH UH
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>>77249494
literally this

hopefully after are lads return from winning the asia trophy or whatever its called
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>>77249519
>splitting hairs over £2m on a transfer
>2017
lmao
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>>77249522
>When they're the German and arguably more morally bankrupt version of MK Dons, that's when.
>let me tell you about your team
You're just regurgitating what you've been told by German autists, aren't you?
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>>77249531
this is incidentally why the third "bid" from Liverpool is so strange
if 65m are rejected, why would RBL suddenly accept 70m?
at least make it a sizeable increase, like 90m, so you can actually be mad if that gets rejected as well
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>>77249583
thats just Liverpool being their stupid hypocritical self.
>cause 2 players to carry upset in team this summer, Van Dijk and Keita, whilst bidding low them for them
>Clubs look to buy Sakho or Coutinho with fair bids and LFC demand 30m for Sakho (a player they dont want) or get annoyed Barca even bid in the first place
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>>77249643
>lol test the waters see if a guy wants to play for you
>then when one of your required players is bid for you say no

literally did nothing wrong
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>>77249681
I think the term "not for sale" should be clear enough. Or should Leipzig have translated that into Scouse?
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>>77249681
it's the whole 'how dare barca dare bid for coutinho!' attitude whilst simultaneously tapping up other teams players that is amusing
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>>77249681
they have tapped up players to a point one has expressed he would love to play for Liverpool despite his club saying not for sale, and another is now forced to train alone because he is not right mentally.
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>>77249707
ones smart the other is a sissie

>>77249699
>>77249704
You live in a fairy world where tranfers would never happen because everyone has to be all cordial and shit about it

if you wanna blame someone for this attitude blame arsenal they started it
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40,000,001
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is it true players dont submit transfer requests because they get a share of the fee? And if they do submit a transfer request they no longer get a percentage?
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>>77249707
>and another is now forced to train alone because he is not right mentally.
kek what
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>>77249730
>arsenal started it
Real Madrid and Barca have been doing it for ages

You can court a player without tapping them up, there is seeing if a player is interested in a move like what most clubs do before bidding, then there is unsettling a player into a move.

>>77249758
I think they lose their loyalty bonus if they submit a transfer request
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>>77249763
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40682751
>He is not involved with the team because psychologically he is not 100%
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>>77249770
>unsettling

how does one achieve this by saying we will give you large sums of money if you play for us?
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>>77249730
Guess what, Ivan? A time where less transfers happen would do football a world of good.
Players could MAYBE start to identify with their teams instead of becoming the money-chasing mercenaries they usually (and understandably) are now.
And teams would be forced to work with the players they got and with the youth they got.
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>>77249800
You seem a little "unsettled" brah sorry for tapping you up
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>>77249792
Liverpool have done more than that, they sent videos and shit to VVD to show them how important a player he would be at Liverpool and how he would fit in at Liverpool despite not even having lodged a bid

That is illegal tapping up
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>>77249782
Huh, I thought you meant Keita who's also training alone (due to a hamstring injury).
Who is the one that has expressed his love to play for Liverpool?
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>>77249819
we just wanted to show how much we wanted him thats all
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>>77249829
It was Keita, but not official just whispers through twitter (which are probably true with the state Liverpool do things)
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>>77249836
Unsettling him in the process despite Southampton wanting to keep him and now nobody wins because Liverpool can't buy him, VVD doesn't want to play for Southampton anymore and Southampton can't play their captain because he is unsettled and isn't mentally fit to play football.
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>>77249846
I think Keita is doing the smart thing by saying nothing at all. Liverpool "fans" are just picking up every piece of scrap and exclaiming it's 100% proof Naby will move.
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>>77249849
Pffft what about barca tapping up coutinho or the media going on for 3+ years about how coutinho could play for barca or other huge clubs

get over it or continue to be bitter about it

southampton are just being precious about it just let him with the group he will probably leave in the next transfer window now anyways because they spat the dummy so hard
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>>77249846
lol theirs no proof but i heard shit on twitter lol
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>>77249867
>just let him with the group

meant to say let him train with the group
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>>77249875
pretty much like everything else transfer wise. Ive got no doubt they have been tapping him up
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>>77249849
>isnt mentally fit
You keep saying this as if he had a mental breakdown or has some serious mental illness.
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>>77249887
every club does this shit mate stop getting your knickers in a twist over liverpool supposedly doing it

liverpool lost torres and suarez to it so yeah its happened to us too
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>>77249904
>every club does it
>Liverpool supposedly doing it
jesus christ youre deluded
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>>77249867
I said Barca do it, them and Real Madrid are serial clubs for tapping up, but they use the media to unsettle players which makes them get away with it.

It's still stupid and should be punished, no club should have the right to unsettle a player by contacting them who isn't contracted to them.

>>77249898
Your aren't mentally fit to play football if you don't care about playing for the club and desperately want a move elsewhere. You are going to be distracted on the pitch and will be more likely to make mistakes or just not give a shit in general.
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>>77249898
that poster is just a little "unsettled" brah because i tapped up his mum

>>77249911
no your delusional because your fucking basing this off a few tweets i'm sorry i unsettled you
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>>77249330
>>77249339
He's a shitposter, just ignore him or filter him. What artillery does France use these days? The CAESAR?

>>77249531
It's to cover the rise of wages. Arse need as much as possible so they don't get in trouble.
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>>77249922
>say every club does it but then doubt your precious Liverpool do
>say others are deluded
lmao
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>>77242286
quit my job and went shopping with my gf lad
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>>77249921
>Your aren't mentally fit to play football if you don't care about playing for the club and desperately want a move elsewhere. You are going to be distracted on the pitch and will be more likely to make mistakes or just not give a shit in general.

all thats bullshit and you know it

all this is just punishment for wanting to leave and then in a bout a month he will be back with the main group and playing his heart because he's a professional

and he knows that any future club wont be interested in him if he just "doesn't give a shit about his playing performance because he doesn't want to be at the team"
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>>77249730
What the fuck did 'Arsenal start'? Tapping up

>Chelsea and their manager Jose Mourinho have been found guilty of illegally "tapping up" Arsenal defender Ashley Cole
>2005

>Chelsea and RC Lens, Manchester United, Le Havre and Fiorentina, Manchester City and Rennes and Crewe Alexandra
>2009

Where is Arsefags? Hate Arsenal all you want but don't spout utter fucking shite mate.

I literally googled Arsenal Tapping up and all I got was Chelsea tapping up Arsenal players. So what the fuck you on about?
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>>77249937
no i just said what your basing it off is bullshit
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>>77249961
nah i never inferred arsenal tapped up anyone i was inferring they were the first club to start buying the league and forcing other clubs to be more aggressive at the transfer table

i'm talking henry days
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>>77249982
W-what? Buying the league? With what? Who did they buy? Henry was £15M. Shearer went for that as well. Chelsea started the 'buy the league' thing with Crespo. Hell, you could argue United started it with Veron for £30M or whatever it was. Arsenal bought the league in the early 20th century iirc, but it was nothing compared to what Blackburn did, then Chelsea, then City.

I honestly can't remember any players Arsenal bought during the 90's and early 2000's that went over £20M. Arshavin? Reyes? They didn't stay long enough to 'buy' the league and then they became a seller club.

Think you're confusing clubs, mate.
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>>77249959
It isn't bullshit, player generally tend to play worse in general if there is uncertainty about their future because they are involved in a transfer saga and they are desperate for a move elsewhere. Some players it doesn't make a difference but majority of players it will whilst the transfer window is open, once it is closed the player knows he isn't going anywhere for a while and can focus on football but when you are getting 4 or 5 papers publishing articles about you everyday it is going to distract you from training and playing at 100%
>>77249982
You literally said it earlier here >>77249730
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>>77249982
you a fucking idiot that needs to be gulag
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>>77250002
Lol don't quote costs from early 2000's to todays prices because things have changed ridiculously

and you literally had the best internationals playing for you

i think your being a tad deluded

>>77250013
look man your whinging on another level here i think your a little "unsettled"

>>77250026
probably better than the caliphate of london
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>this Russkie baiting/being actually retarded and riling up the Brits while doing so
All seems in order.
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пcccc пoпиcюнькaл нa янвa кызылбeкa
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>>77242039
Josh King scored over 20 goals?
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the kremlin pays russians to shitpost in /trans/
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>>77250052
there's fucking muslimes running about Russia beheading peeps you fucking idiot so wow much better
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>>77250089
yeah like in kazahkstan, chechnya and the bits of syria we own which are basically just satellite states putin owns for pipeline reasons
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Just heard a tapping noise outside my door m8s. How did Klopp find me?
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>>77250103
are you "unsettled"
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>>77250103
need an image of jurgen 'kloppo' klopp tapping on a window or something
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>>77250117

Someone shoop Klopp's and Van Dijk's/Naby's faces on.
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>the abhorrent state of the britposting today
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>>77250148
replace the axe head with a wallet too
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>>77250159
>tf
>tp
:thinking:
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>>77250100
>>77250100
so the people you own kills you're people but you own them cool
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new bread

>>77249609
>>77249609
>>77249609
>>77249609
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>>77250221
Do you have any idea what happened in the chechnyan war?
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>>77244477

I'm guessing after Sissoko and random fast black guy from france they've realised they need to be more sensible in the market
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>>77250244
thinking I give a flip of a fuck about russia
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