/heem/

>>77236587
100% poutine

what does hem mean

SCHEDULE PLEASE

>>77236587
good OP bud!

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>>77236607
weidman v gastelum is tomorrwo

>>77236587
official weigh ins for weidman vs gastellum is going on right now

>>77236598
here everyone enjoys memes

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>>77236587

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>>77236626

Rivera makes weight at 135.8 lbs.

>>77236644
no one missed weight it just ended

>>77236650

He's going to make Almeida look bad

alright lads

does anyone have a webm of Jones vs Vera elbow?

why does Almeida always wear sunglasses?

Posting with da boooooooooys

>>77236701
He is a vampire

>>77236701
Blocking out the haters

>>77236701
so the light doesn't knock him out

Answer earnestly: who is your favorite female UFC fighter currently on the roster?

>>77236779
I don't get why this became a meme

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>>77236587
stellar op

>>77236793
Because someone posted it again, again, again and again. And is still posting it.

Whats up with this autist?
>>77236779

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When Ali passed away his energy gave us UFC 199

When Chester passed away his energy will make Maia champ

>>77236793
>>77236808

This autistic yank used to ask who everyones favourite female fighter was. Except, because he's fucking autistic, it was always "woman fighter" instead of female lol

So I made fun of him for it, and now turby spams it as a meme. like 90% of it now is buddy making fun of the other yank

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IVE
BECOME
SO
NUMB

>>77236856

>fucking hang yourself


"passed away"

Why arent the weigh ins on the UFCs yt channel

>>77236598
Heem Everyone Even Myself

Who is your least favorite ufc light heavyweight on the roster at the moment? Be objective in your response to this inquiry.

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who is your favorite RETIRED mma fighter?

>>77236905
LH is in shambles, literally only 3 good fighters atm. Sad cause it used to be the most stacked only a few years ago.

>>77236643
god damn that was hilarious

>>77236940
middleweight division is becoming de stacked atm

>>77236949
>becoming de stacked
>gormay

>>77236933
there u go bud

C'mon son, the OP doesn't matter>>77236897

>>77236905
anyone not in the top 10

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>mfw dana finally shuts the flyweight division down for good and mighty manlet goes to headline bellator for record low ratings

>>77236963
Mighty meme needs to go to Rizin

>>77236957
exactly

Where is turby!

>>77236988
lol fuckin spastic

>>77236587
Good OP. Canada is seething.

>>77236587
Will GSP ever return to the Octagon?

>>77236587
Is GSP the greatest of All Time?

The youtube compilations of people laughing Conor off are starting to eerily resemble the ones of people doubting Trump. Even down to specific facial expressions and everything.

>>77236933
The Greatest Living American Brian Stann

>>77236963
kek I forgot about this moment. The brilliance of the ufc camera men is often unnoticed.

>>77237071
do you think he meant to finish the dance actually facing him?

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Ladies and gentleman , the best in the world at the moment

>>77237071
ufc camera man better be getting paid alot, those angles are superb

>>77237078
oh for sure ~78% my man

>>77236856
I'M BREAKINGGGGG THE HABBBBBBIT
TONIGHT

Why is kickboxing so popular in the netherlands

>>77237139
Big stiff lanklets

which european countries have a great martial arts culture?

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>>77237117
I just don't like Rico's fighting style

Too pillowfisty

>>77237139
Big stiff lanklets

where is pics guy, if I do my pics now before I go to bed will you add them?

>>77237139
BSL

>>77237158
France is probably the best in terms of diversity of their martial arts and their ability in them. Great judo nation, founders of savate and greco-roman wrestling and good kickboxers and mma fighters

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>>77237071
They're getting better, they were pretty shit in the wake of all the WME layoffs

>>77237240
wtf is her problem nasty little brasilian chimp

>>77237240
It's most likely been the same crew for years dude. Were you trying to be funny?

The reason the Gracie's started getting rekt and lots of high level BJJ fighters are getting rekt is because they stopped training in judo. All of the originals of BJJ were also judo black belts.

All of you BJJ goofs need to remember this.

>>77237291
muh jewdo

>>77237321
*snaps your shit*

How can people say Conor is best MMA fighter of all time when other greats weren't given the same opportunities to fight in other divisions?

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>>77237283
Nah man, they laid off a ton of people to save money and you could really tell when it started happening. Goldie said in an interview that pretty much all the production guys he'd worked with his entire career got kicked to the curb

Where did Fedor learn ground and pound? He had so much power in his punches

>>77237350
Still angers me we never got Aldo vs Pettis

Who has the best ass in MMA? No woman fighters

>>77237372
>Goldie said in an interview that pretty much all the production guys he'd worked with his entire career got kicked to the curb
Link to interview then. Cause I don't believe you.

>>77237423
nunes

>>77237423
Woodley

>>77236870
oh shit

LaFlare or Oliveira??

>>77237429
It was on the MMA Hour. I heard it too

>>77236587
why did Conor post an edited picture? https://twitter.com/TheDKano/status/888377090998902786

>>77237372
Did his head hit the actual camera?

>>77237473
You heard wrong.

I really wish little kids that dont know anything about the real world didnt comment.

Which MMA gym do you consider the best?

>>77237510
He said it when he got let go.

>>77237473
Is it? Is it REALLY what you heard? Zilch.

>>77237510
>>77237517
>>77237528
I wish American posters would actually just fuck off from /heem/. What a general we'd have if you autismal cunts werent constantly ruining everything with your stupid fucking niche memes. Die.

>>77237533
It's one person you mongoloid, how many times do we need to run this back?

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Anyone betting on Conor to win the boxing contest?

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Kelvin Gastelum
Darren Elkins
Gian Villante
Jimmie Rivera

lol Dana is cranky when he forgets to eat breakfast

>>77237564
I'll throw a fiver on it just incase

>>77237510
>getting this butthurt over someone disagreeing with you

>>77237566
Add me to the predict list, going to bed now.

>>77237543
What is wrong with you and the other Americans? Im being serious, there is something wrong with you all

>>77237582
sorry you didn't predict the 5 fights required for my picks.

>>77237533
>>77237543

It's literally just one turbo sperg dude

>>77237579
No one's butthurt and we're not disagreeing. One of us is right (me) and the other person is wrong.

>>77237582
Not picksbro but you forgot Good-Santos

>>77237163
Ahh you are a badr hari fan

>>77237564
Yes. Dom Cruz lost to a member of alpha team via alpha team figuring his style through 5 or 6 fight before that.
Same fate awaits Floyd.

>>77237564
I bet 20 and am regretting it :/

>>77237592
I'm being serious it's one moron samefagging and derailing.

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>>77237139

It got popular through their football.

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Who's your favorite female BJJ practitioner?

>>77237625
What the fuck are you laughing at you fucking freak? what are you doing with your fucking life, you're an oxygen thief. Actually, really, fucking kill yourself you rodent.

>>77237628
claudia gadelha

lol I don't think he likes being called turby

>>77237593
>>77237600
But maincard only has 4 fights doesnt it?

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post fighters in the lost battalion

What's the best fight of 2017? UFC only.

>>77237718
Tiger versus Tony

>>77237718
Was going to say Cub Swanson vs Doo Ho Choi but I guess that was the tail end of last year.

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>>77237593
Add me now
Kelvin Gastelum
Darren Elkins
Gian Villante
Jimmie Rivera
Lyman Good

>>77237491
Yup, that's why Dan repositioned it out the way

>>77237718
Gaithje Johnson

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>>77237740

Tony vs Khabib when

what is the mma equivalent of the 3 point shot in basketball?

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>>77236933

>>77237870
strong leg kick

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>>77237870

>>77237870
spinning shit

YOU SAY NO TO RATCHET PUSSY
JUICY J CANT

>>77237909
This.

>>77236598
Handsome Eastern European Men

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>>77237870
a clean hit

also I agree with spinning shit

>>77237818
This

>>77237718
Sherman vs Coulter

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lads

I thought Jones vs DC was this weekend

>>77237718
lawler vs cerrone.
when it happens.

>>77238050

Weidman vs Gastelum is good though my dude

>>77237870
spinning back kick to the face or leever

>>77238056
It's not. Chris is Travis Browne tier now

jimmy manuwa is literally going to KO DC, then jbj then ag in one calendar year and it's going to be glorious

>>77238069
that's fucking retarded lol

>>77238070
Jon Jones is going to lose and move to HW to lose some more

>>77238070
Jimmy Manure would get handled with ease by Jones & DC

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>>77237533
A fucking potato, of all people, talking shit about people ruining /Heem/

>>77238092
wan punch wan kill bitch

>>77238098
he's right in this case though

no one else is even comparable

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>>77238098
I think this explains alot about Americans on /heem/

>>77237718
my dad versus my mom

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>>77238119
I think this explains a lot about Irish on /heem/

>>77238146
>Victorian era propaganda
I could see why an autist would save this to his computer

>>77238160
I could definitely see how an autist would be obsessed with IQ which is only quantitative of one kind of intelligence measure

>>77238050
sameee

>>77238083
You act like Chris isn't gonna get heemed tomorrow

>>77238191
By Gastelum? Come on.

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we need to get more nba players into mma

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If they really go to Russia what fighters do you think will be on the card? Any up and coming Russian fighters to know about?

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>>77237533
Agreed.

>Friend of mine getting really hype for 214
>He doesn't know that DC can pull out
>He doesn't know Jon can fuck up again
Naive lad.

>>77238191

Chris is five inches taller dude.

>>77238277
Just makes his unconscious body falling to the ground that much harder

>>77238197
>By Gastelum

No by Vitor

Fucking idiot

>>77238277
You know who mark hunt is?

>>77238197
Chris is over

>>77238246
There are many wrestling / military combat killers with a potential of being the next doing to people what Khabib does to people maybe even without endless pullouts.
For some reason though they often refuse to sign contract with the UFC (roids).

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I RUN BOXIN

I RUN DEE FOOKIN GAME

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>>77238360
YOU FOOKIN LITTLE WEASEL!

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>>77238379
This can't be happening! I'm in charge here.

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>>77238379

>>77238246
>>77238359

there are a lot of good fighters in Russia who can come in and be top 15 straight away IMO. They do get paid pretty good, especially if they are the face of the company.

Petr Yan is an awesome BW. Sergey Pavlovich is an athletic, young, undefeated HW. Askar Askarov is another great prospect at FLW, he has a fight in Titan coming up so maybe a move to UFC isn't that far away if he wins.

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>>77238416
>nervous about getting danced around and making millions of dollars
More like wearing a suit under hot ass stage lights

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>>77238431

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>>77238258
Mfw DC attempts to make weight again
>TURN AROUND WEIGH IT AGAIN

>>77237058
Why do you polturd losers have to drag politics into everything?

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Is this the natty limit?

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>>77238511
No, sir

Should Godofredo be +300 tomorrow lads?

>>77238511
is that from today?

looks small desu, i saw a photo of him yesterday his traps looked like vitor/ubereem.

i think it could just be the benefits of being a small dude in a bigger weightclass.. actually gets to bulk?

>>77238431
Nervous about being made to look like he made Alvarez look.

If Conor can't land a single punch, how far does his stock plummet?

I hope Chris proves you all wrong tomorrow
regardless, you are stupid for counting him out. He has been a bit unlucky against strong opponents but he's still got it

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>>77238535
shut ur fookin mout

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/heem/ is the goat friend simulator. gooby bless you all.

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>>77238473
>HEY SCALEY, STOP THE WEIGH IN, SCALEY, HO, SCALEY, HEY, HO!
>I GOTTA GO GRAB A TOWEL, I ATE TOO MUCH CHICKEN NOW I GOTTA USE A TOWEL!
>Whoop, I got a towel, I got a towel, it's alright.

>>77238545
who the fuck are you even directing your post at dude lol

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>>77238545
Weidman is getting flushed tomorrow

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Conor Mcgoober has singlehandedly made me like that shithole of a nation they call Ireland.
If that doesn't make him GOAT, what else does?

>>77238548
50-0.

>>77238548
Contard.
Connar will get completely embarrassed. It's gonna be hilarious.
Then all the Contards will vlaim that Connar threw the fight.

>>77238534
He just looks fat

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Is your refrigerator running?

Manuwa is the favourite against that Turkish scrotum. Seems a bit off to me. Gonna do a little bit of analysis and see whether that Turkish scrotum is a good bet. I don't rate Manuwa that high. His camp is overrated. >Sweden

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>>77238552
>REWIND THE WEIGH-IN 5 MINUTES CAUSE THAT DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT WAS TALKING
>AND YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>>77238535
You really think Floyd is going to drop him multiple times and finish him early?
How far does his stock plummet if he gets beaten by the GOAT lightweight boxer in his debut boxing match? It didn't plummet at all after getting beat by Diaz in his own sport so what do you think lol

What's the best grappling system for MMA?

>>77238563
he's got his name tattooed on himself

>>77238552
weaponized autism

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>mfw putting my money on DC
>mfw DC is fighting perfectly at the moment
>mfw Jones is rusty
>mfw Jones is post-USADA
>mfw Jones was shaky in his last fight
>mfw all these reasons to doubt Jones
>mfw people think Jones will win

Thanks for my money, Jonestards.

Do you think Conor smells bad?
I heard some of team alpha male talk about that
I have no idea, was never close to any of them, but I suspect that some oft the TAM guys probably smells worse

>>77238534
You might not like it but thats what peak fridge performance looks like

>>77238625
back to the discord

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>>77238592
Manuwa will win

>>77238625
I smell bed. We're not so very different, Conor and I.

>>77238598
>You really think Floyd is going to drop him multiple times and finish him early?

I think that Floyd is going to make him look like a guy who should be cut from the UFC. That's legitimately how bad his striking will look in comparison to Floyd's.

Conor made Alvarez look like he didn't belong in the same sport. Floyd will make Conor look like he doesn't belong in *any* sport.

I do think he'll get finished in r5-6, yes.

>>77238625
You are mistaken with Joanna, she smells bad especially when cutting weight.
>sorry Poland

>>77238625
probably because of the season of TUF were he was always wearing suits and sweating up a storm in them, Uriah would always talk about that

>>77238619
>all these reasons to doubt Jones
>rusty

Lmao reminds me of how turds here were saying Cruz had no chance of beating TJ cause of "ring rust" and "USADA"

>>77238629
he looks like a fridge

my boy gonna get KO'd by them hands... fuck

gonna lose 2 boys 2 main events in a row

>>77238653
Just cash out now my friend. Save your money and dignity. It's DC's time.

>>77238653
but cruz did lose to TJ

>>77238650
Lel I remember that, why is he always so sweaty?

>>77238592
I thought OSP beat Oezdemir and the Cirkunov KO was pretty bizarre. Manuwa has only lost to Rumble and Gus so he appears to be a legit gatekeeper, he really should be the favorite IMO

>>77238680
Check the record bud

>>77238641
>getting destroyed in his very first boxing match against a GOAT boxer will make the person who utterly embarrassed two different weight class MMA champions look like he doesn't belong in MMA
What did he mean by this?

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>Australian """opinions""" on *any* sport

>>77238619
Same.
Jones is literally past his prime

If Conor beats Floyd can he push for Canelo/GGG winner?

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>>77238689
Volkan's recent fights.

I'm feeling this fight. Tempted to put money on it.
Manuwa is one of the losers who hangs round with Gus, just like Lobov hangs round with the GOAT, warrior-king, Notorious Conor Mcgregor.

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>>77238619
From the nation that brought you Aldo by submission comes this great tip

>>77238716
Why would he? If anything he'd push for one of them to try their luck at MMA

>>77238698
ye and ragin al 'beat' mavidal
gsp 'beat' hendricks

top kek m8... srsly what a tosser

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>>77238598
mama's pants is new /badass/?

>>77238731
I chose Holloway in that fight, actually.

There's literally zero reason to doubt DC's ability.
True-fact realtalk:
He can take a punch
He's very strong
He can wrestle
He's in shape

>>77238735
None of those great boxers will EVER come into MMA. Fuck amir khan talking shit about stepping into octagon

>>77238645
How would you even know something like that ?
Although I don't imagine professional athletes to be the nicest smelling people around

>>77238749
>That flag
Lmao Cruz won the first 3 rounds, that's not even in contention. Idiot lol.

>>77238761
Diet plays a bigg factor, hence why pajeets smell of spices they eat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSl-Pk21HKo
entrance music for weidman

>>77238703
If Floyd beats the piss out of him for ten rounds and flatlines him in the eleventh, Conor doesn't land a single punch, how does that not negatively affect how people see him? It's not like he's a wrestler; this is supposed to be his area of expertise. Everyone will know that Conor is a total scrub at the area of MMA that he's supposed to be the best at.

>>77238592
wun punch bruva
hart ov a lion bruv

>>77238757
>He can take a punch
>He's very strong
>He can wrestle
>He's in shape
Which of these weren't true last time?

>>77238757
>He can wrestle
Yeah against guys with no TDD like Rumble lmao did you watch the first fight at all? He took Jones down once and Jones gets back up immediately.

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>>77238779
Isn't smelling good 80% perfume, 15% hygiene and 5% diet ? Women have it especially easy with wide selection of strong floral scents

>>77238769
nice non-argument dickhead

>>77238791
Nuthuggers will find a way to plop up their guy.

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GSP 2,3,5
Cruz 1,2,3
Condit 1,3,4
Hendricks 2,3,4
Lauzon 1,3

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>>77238813
Not when spoiled milk skin and stale cheese curds are part of your diet

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>>77238805
>>77238801

Here we are again.
Me calling it like I sees it, putting the money up, and getting hollered at.
Can't wait until post-fight and I get to gloat again, just like every other post-fight.

Here, have a Laci Green because I didnt have any relevant reaction images to post.

>>77238821
yeah but among casual fans, which is what separates him from everyone else in the UFC numbers wise he'll look like a joke

>>77238781
Chris had his boy license revoked after his bitch ass performance in Moose fight

>>77237117
>roiding for this
JUST

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>>77238838
Post slip.

>>77238815
Lol yeah DC has only gotten faster and stronger 2 years after he got completely embarrassed. My sides @ 189ers who missed that fight, its okay you can go watch the first fight in HD on youtube now.

>>77238833
How do I know if I smell bad?
I only eat cheese and drink beer or milk
No perfume, thought that was for girls and gays
Never heard I smelt bad, never heard I smelt good either

If I were Polish I'd be ashamed of Joanna. That disgusting vampire goblin creature. I'd disown her at every opportunity.

>>77238853
This is my first actual bet. I got tired of choosing correctly and not winning money for it. I'm gonna do some analyses tonight and tomorrow and put some money on tomorrow's fightnight, too.
>first bet! ha!
I've been BTFOing /heem/ for ages. Don't kid yourself.

>>77238864
Shower twice a day and wear plenty of deodorant. Are you one of those self righteous chinks that claim they don't need deodorant?

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This is the only acceptable deodorant for true martial artist.

>>77238864
do you shower regularly and use deodorant? If yes to both those then you're fine

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>>77238833
She eats mostly
>eggs
>avocados
>eggs
>bacon
>eggs
>fish
>eggs
>green leaves
>eggs
>some weird brown stuff
>more eggs

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>>77238791
>how does that not negatively affect how people see him? It's not like he's a wrestler; this is supposed to be his area of expertise
Nate Diaz boxed the fuck out of him in the first fight, he turned into a panicked wrestler and got choked and came close to getting beat in their second fight. You're absolutely delusional if you think he wasn't the highest paid fighter the UFC has after each of those fights
>Everyone will know that Conor is a total scrub at the area of MMA that he's supposed to be the best at.
And yet he is the only simultaneous two division champion in UFC history and he got both of them through boxing

>>77238873
She belongs to America now they don't care.

>>77238889
I can't even begin to fathom how people eat eggs daily

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>>77238873
My first MMA bet ever was Weidman over Machida.

My sides that you choose to start off with a losing bet.

>>77238893
saint goobies is king! goobs

>>77238599
Catch

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>>77238889

>>77238882
I shower after I train or cum and wear deo without perfume. hope im fine

>>77238907
People wonder the same thing about you and Captain Crunch cereal.

>>77238926
Do you trim your pubes? That helps alot

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>>77238926
are you the boxing guy?

>>77238943
armpit hair too, generally less hair = less smell

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>>77238931
I'll have you know it's cinnamon toast crunch you fucking pleb

>>77238943
heard the opposite desu. But I trim it sometimes, not armpit though
>>77238953
no. not the discord guy either

>>77238840
He was beating Mousasi until he lost

>>77238728
Manuwa is much more proven but I've been wrong before. Make sure you watch a lot of tape before you lay your money down

>>77238984
And when he lost he did everything in his power to look like the biggest pussy

>>77238959
lol literally brown sugar in milk

>>77238984
Mousasi won the decision Chris won the fight

>>77238984
You really need to rewatch that fight, Wideman was winning the first but did nothing crazy and was gassed by the second. Mouse was rallying and would have finished him if Chris didn't try to game the system so fucking hard.

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>>77239000
To be fair he was following his corner's intructions

Still kind of a bitch move tho

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beg me

>>77239027
>did nothing crazy
He was threatening with submissions all the time dude

>>77239041
>Robin black

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What went wrong?

>>77239027
>Mouse was rallying and would have finished him
pretty much this

>>77239046
>all the time

Maybe once at most

>>77239041
Dana needs to tell Bisping to shut the fuck up and prep for Whittaker

>>77238984
Mousasi was literally about to finish him. I mean, those knees would've done it anyway.

>>77239046
>The Chris submitting a non scrub let alone Mousasi
You need to take off your Murica goggles if you think any of those were remotely close to finishing him

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>>77239060
Bisping is God

Michael Bisping was literally born in a British Military Base in Cyprus. What a fucking badass.

>>77239078
>30-37'd Maia

>>77239078
Memshitsi sucks that's why he quit and went to bellator

>>77239078
Mousasi has been subbed before casual

>>77239109
Mousasi beat ur boy

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/7/21/15998596/floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-maymac-world-tour-race-prejudice-highlights-editorial-opinion

LITERALLY CRINGED

>>77239118
he's not my boy i hate race traitors more than anything else

>>77239110
Yeah but weidman was no where close to submitting him, it was a relatively uneventful fight prior to the knees

>>77239093
My neighbour is from England, he is an old man and served in the military. He was station in Cypress for years.

if conor came on stage and said "fuck niggers" and it even remotely jostled you, you need to be shot

>>77239130
Don't link bloodyelbow here you dork goof

>>77239132
lmao literally no one cares dude

>>77239161
Start with yourself

>>77238893
>Nate Diaz boxed the fuck out of him in the first fight

But Conor still had clear success in the first fight, and obviously won the second. I'm talking about what happens if Conor has *nothing* he can point at and say "This is why I'm a winner here."

>>77239161
it wouldnt jostle me, but it would probably sell of fuck ton of ppv's, Ali tried to get some dude to call him a nigger to hype up the fight more years ago

https://twitter.com/jorgearangure/status/888435475521974272

Hack Slack just lost his job.

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>>77239175

>>77238791
>Everyone will know that Conor is a total scrub at the area of MMA that he's supposed to be the best at.
this is so dumb lol

>>77239235
If Conor can't land a single punch on a forty year old and gets finished, he will be humiliated with no possible way to get a rematch.

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>I'm supposed to take anyone under this flag seriously

>>77239184
I totally agree with you, but he only needs one little thing to hang his hat on. A single decent punch in the first round is enough to claim a moral victory

>>77239252

And if Floyd did MMA he'd get fucked up even worse. Nobody expects Conor to do well. Floyd is the most defensively sound boxer ever, and that's not an exaggeration. Don't be stupid lol

>>77239260
>anyone is supposed to take an unemployed manlet spaniard seriously

Thanks for reminding me to update my filters for my new machine, Pedro.

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>Seething newscum casual tourist
Lol.

>>77238791
>Everyone will know that Conor is a total scrub at the area of MMA that he's supposed to be the best at.

Apples and oranges, even if it's just boxing rules vs boxing in MMA. MMA is a broad skillset. Conor's specialty is his hands, but he's still invested a lot of time into the other aspects of MMA. He's a brown belt in BJJ. Yeah, he gets embarrassed in grappling by NCAA wrestlers and world class black belts like Diaz. But he's still a good grappler by any other standards. And his boxing is boxing that he's developed to work in an MMA context.

The sports are too different to compare, even if you're just looking at MMA boxing. And remember that Floyd is hands down the best boxer of his generation.

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>>77239260
He said let's get out of this bout
Drive out of the arena
Away from the crowds
I thought Dana can't help me now
Nothing lasts forever
But Jon is gonna take me down
He's so tall, and coked up as hell
He's so bad but he does it so well
I can see the end as it begins my one condition is
Say you'll remember DC
Standing in a nice belt, staring at the bald head, Bones
Black lips and fatty cheeks
Say you'll fight me again even if it's just in your wildest heems (Ah ah)
Wildest heems (Ah ah)
I said no one has to know what we do
His hands are in my eyes, his knees are in my gut
And his voice is a familiar sound, nothing lasts forever
But this is getting good now
He's so tall, and coked up as hell
He's so bad but he does it so well
And when we've had our very last succ
But my last request it is
Say you'll remember DC
Standing in a nice belt, staring at the bald head, Bones
Black lips and fatty cheeks
Say you'll fite me again even if it's just in your wildest heems (Ah ah) (Ah ah)
Wildest heems (Ah ah)
You see me in hindsight
Tangled up with you all night
Sandblast it down
Some day when you beat me
I bet these policemen hunt you around
You see me in hindsight
Tangled up with you all night
Sandblast it down (Sandblast it down)
Some day when you beat me
I bet these policemen follow you around (Follow you around)
Say you'll remember DC
Standing in a nice belt, staring at the bald head, Bones
Black lips and fatty cheeks
Say you'll let me succ even if it's just pretend
Say you'll remember me
Standing in a nice belt, staring at the bald head, Bones
Black lips and fatty cheeks
Say you'll let me succ even if it's just (Just pretend, just pretend) in your wildest heems (Ah ah)
In your wildest heems (Ah ah)
Even if it's just in your wildest heems (Ah ah)
In your wildest heems (Ah ah)

>>77239289
Diaz turned him into a panic wrestler with one jab

>>77239308
>Someone took the time to write this

Why are yuropoors so queer?

>>77239308
didnt read any of this shit but please tell me you didnt spend time writing this

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>>77239308

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>>77239308
That's some borderline gay shit if I may say so myself.
9/10

I think Elkins might have more Brain Damage than schaub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qKD6Q1NPc4

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>Yuros

>>77239333
Of all your dorky filenames I don't know why this one makes me chuckle, maybe because it's always read in Irish accent. We need a potato to vocaroo it asap!

What is your favorite knockout in UFC history?

Fightpass is actually pretty based, lads.

>tfw watching the 24/7 fights stream

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>>77239275
>>77239289
>Nobody expects Conor to do well.

People expect Conor to be able to land more than zero punches.

Nobody expects him to win, but people expect him to have moments of success.

Again, look at the Alvarez fight. Start to finish, pure domination. Alvarez had nothing whatsoever that you could look at and say "this is what he did well". Like one leg kick and then absolutely nothing at all that wasn't getting his face punched in.

People expect Conor to have success in this fight. If he has nothing, if he looks like he made Eddie look, nobody is going to think "Oh well, he was going up against the best boxer ever", they're going to think that the best boxer in MMA (I strongly disagree with this characterization, but whatever, it's still how he's viewed) could not even *touch* a forty year old man. And that can't possibly leave him at the same level of hype that he was going in.

Nobody looks at Cruz the same after he got dunked on by Cody. Nobody will look at Conor the same if he gets dunked on by Floyd.

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We still love you Poland!

>>77239096
>having far superior wrestling and weighing 20+ lbs more than him
>>77239109
>towing the UFC line that hard
>>77239110
Once in 11 years by fucking Jacare you turbo autist.

>>77239370
thank you for supporting the MMA community.

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>>77239352
I've many funny, but always real filenames.

>>77239375
Is that Gastelum doing cardio ?

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SHIIIET

>>77239375
Is your refrigerator running?

http://www.mmaweekly.com/fighters-react-to-hector-lombard-testing-positive-for-steroids-via-twitter

How many of these are also on steroids?

>>77239381
>Missing the second tap
what a bitch

>>77239405
She was literally 14 and on the red carpet in your picture not in a parking garage dipshit.