You're in charge of inventing the sport of the 21st century.

>>77235338
Does it have to have Riley Reid in it?

Does it have to fit the shitty moral of this century?
Does it have to include technology to make it look futuristic?

Or am I free to come up with whatever I want?

football but in zero gravity space

Multi ball soccer played with snapchat. So the players have to record their goals on snapchat otherwise they don't count. Then the goals are saved and uploaded on instagram and whichever team gets the most likes, wins.

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islamic/white sjw holocaust

>>77235338
There is a fun game we always play in the city centre. You look for Niggers and the first one to see one has to claim a point for every negro he sees, saying "3 points" for example and telling the others where he saw one.

>>77235404
germany must be world champs

>>77235396
/thread

>>77235338
Beachholedigging (with Reny)

A lethal combat sport with diferent swords and weapons

>>77235338
>her

>>77235338
basketball, except all the passes have to be rebunded off the floor and all shoots within the 2 point area have to be made with an upward motion. This way it would become a game of skill and ability rather than "the tallest wins".
And if we substitute the basket with a goal we would also have improved handball.
And only one person of the attacking team can be in the small area in front of the goal/basket, except instead of the 3 seconds rule they must yell KABADDI and must leave the area when they can't anymore.
there, perfect game created.

>>77235735
Are you dumb?

NBA

>>77235338
some dota clone
/thread

>>77235338
Competitive Cuckolding

>>77235338
Does she have any good balls deep creampie scenes?
None of that just the tip shit

>>77235442

underrated

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Association Football with a 2min time out in each half.

I don't care about you niggas.
Football is literally perfect.
Perfect match up of physical and talent. Short, tall, fast and the "not so fast" can play and be great players if they use their strengths, complicated and simple tactics, perfect mix of team play and individuality etc.
You just can't be fat, and that's how sports should be.

>>77235913
>being this specific

Spainbro we need to talk, I think you might have a problem....

>>77235956
Don't worry Hans, germans would be invited to play too.

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>>77235938
>that photo

kek , i was at that game

>>77236000
no you werent

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>>77235981
Do you have these fantasies often?
How is your relationship with your father?
Were you sexually assaulted as a kid?

>>77236074
Yes I was

>>77235900
Do we need another sport for Americans to exert dominance?

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>>77235938
I agree with everything that you say, but you think too small.

Football is literally perfect in all ways except one: we're stuck on the horizontal plane. Football is effectively still a 2D sport. It's about time that football transitioned into becoming a true 3D sport, played on all axes and planes. Welcome to the future of football.

I envision a giant glass cube floating in space. Positioned on the inside surface of the cube are the goals (which are now square, by the way). All other equipment and rules are still the same.
To be clear, the objective is still to kick the ball into the goal on the opposite side of the cube. But - finally unburdened by gravity - you can now play with true freedom.

I can make a diagram if necessary.

>>77235338
Bring back real Gladiator fighting with deadly weapons and wild animals.
Would be the most watched and popular sport on the globe over night.

Is it me, or does Riley look better with clothes on/?

>>77236096
>Do you have these fantasies often?
yes everytime I see a swedish or german flag
>How is your relationship with your father?
he's bipolar and I'm a neet
>Were you sexually assaulted as a kid?
No, I wish, I'm a virgin

>>77236312
>I'm a virgin

Ah yes, there's the problem.
You are sexually repressed and channel that repression through your cuckold fantasies. You feel like a loser and probably also identify with those cuckolds in your porn movies that you probably watch on a regular basis.

My solution for you: Pls have sex!

That makes 200€ for the therapy session btw

t. Dr. Anon, Online Therapist

At least porn actresses give it to you straight and you know what you're getting into to
Meanwhile obese homely cunts whine and cry about "slutty" women despite being mentally ill cutters and no better than for looking women
They're as ugly on the inside and as they are on the outside

>>77236312
Shut the fuck up, this place is bad enough without stupidity like yours making this place worse

But anon I don't have those fantasies and I don't watch that kind of porn, swedes and germans do I just searched the image on the internet
You know about google right?

>200€
Dude I used to pay 140 for 4 sesions a month, you are a fucking kike

>>77236436
NO

>>77236471
Anon pls, the first step towards healing is admitting you have a problem.

And my prices are justified for providing quality solution-based e-counseling for my patients without them having to leave their house.

I do accept credit cards and PayPal btw

>>77236495
>I do accept credit cards and PayPal btw
Do you accept Syrian semen in bottles?
It's the latest trend in monetary transaction in Germany

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Football but a circular pitch with 4 teams playing

>>77236548
There we go, another cuckold fantasy.

It is starting to take over your everyday life and everyday thoughts, my friend.
Start fighting your urges before it's too late.

And no, only credit card (Visa or Mastercard, no American Express), PayPal and bank wire are acceptable paying methods at my practice I'm afraid.

>>77236610
Why wouldn't you accept those bottles full of future enriched and multicultural life?
Are you a racist?

>>77236610
>>77236682
>>>/sp/cg cringe general

>>77236715
Oh sorry did we wake you up?

>>77236715
get the fuck >>>/out/ I was lmaoing hard Paco

>>77236122
Please proceed.

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Blernsball.
Or does it not count as it has already been shown on TV?

horse racing across the entire united states and you are allowed to kill the others participants using guns and superpowers and the winner gets the corpse of jesus christ

>>77236853
i didnt expect less from texas

Basically rollerball

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>>77236122
That's fucking dumb.
How they are going to move without gravity ? They would need some kind of propeller, which would hardly make it a sport.

>>77236122

Yes, please.

>>77236098
no i wasnt

>>77242153
Yes you wasnt

Football, but with multiple balls.

the sport of the century has already been invented and it starts with "hax" and ends with "ball"

>>77235338
it is like football
but without FIFA

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>>77235338

Riley a shit

>>77235338
BUT WE DID IT.

>>77235442
banter

>>77242393
remy lacroix seems like a real bitch huh

>>77242393

>gross dumb whores fight it out over who the biggest dumb whore is
>muh school

Why is Asa Akira the only sensible porn star to ever work in the industry?

>>77243176
Asa Akira has gotta be the best pornstar to have debuted since the turn of the century. Such a fantastic personality and interesting life she's led.

Quidditch on hooverboards and without the snitch.

>>77242393
>porn star drama

probably the last thing i ever expected to see. i guess i forget that they perceive themselves as actresses and not just whores.

>>77243176
yeah her ama is pretty dope honestly.

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>>77235338

Already been done

>>77235338
Competitive co-ed full-contact sportfucking.

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>>77235338
Got you senpai

>>77242393
>Remy isn't cute and wholesome
>turns out she's just another resentful bitch whore

so glad i never came to her. roastie doesn't deserve my precious cum

Niggerbaoo

>>77236152
that tattoo is retarded as fuck desu

>>77235338
Where can I meat a girl like this?

>>77236152
i think most girls are hotter with clothes on

>>77236122
you just opened my mind.

>>77244076
los angeles

>>77235396
sixth post best post

>>77235338
Shitposting battles to death

>>77235338
Does Riley Reid have the best feet of all time?

Honestly surprised this thread didn't turn into a photo dump.

Spaceship racing

one step closer to pod-racing

>>77236122
I swear this was a nike advert

Here in West Virginia we had a game called spoons we used to play in high school. So you go to Walmart and buy a big box of metal spoons. Then you drive into the ghetto and find a hoodrat looking black guy. You throw the spoon at him and yell "nigger." If the spoon hits him you drive off, but if you miss you have to get out the car and get the spoon back before driving off.

If that became a professional sport I'd watch it.

>tfw fap to riley reid videos but cant nut to her
>tfw if i do i feel like its a """"shitty"""" nut

>>77247401
I'd expect nothing less from WV, but why spoons?

>>77247425
West Virginians eat with their hands

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>>77247444

>>77247425
I don't know desu. It's just how its always been done I think.

Gymnastics but more slow motion 4k replays and underwear/tape not allowed

Cockgrab

Bunch of dudes running around trying to grab each others cocks. First one to get hard is a faggot. Clothes aren't mandatory.

Cockguess

Show a lineup of flaccid cocks and the crowd has to guess which one is the largest when erect.

>>77247515
Isn't cockgrab just a pleb version of crab walking game??

>>77247537
Crabcock. The true original /sp/ game.

>>77235920
t. DeSawhn José Jackson Brown III

Politics.

>>77246734
dude, this is average feet. tops.

Competitive gassing.