Welcome to PSG | 2017 | Goals and Skills

>>77235211
Such a disgusting whore

>>77235211
If he signs I get a PSG shirt with Nerman Jr. printed on it

>>77235211
>1 Like, 1 Respect

And then Barca kicks PSG out of the CL. Again.

>>77235435
That makes zero sense.

he looks even nigglier in the PSG kit. must be the french colours.

>>77235211
I hope Unai can take the best of him. Neymar's Brazil is a beast.

Maybe not playing him as a LWB will help.

>>77235677
What would be his ideal position? Striker?

>>77235697
Left winger.

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>>77235211
We gave Dinho to you, guys. Pls take good care of my boi Nerman.

Everybody knows you never go full brazilian
4 good years is the maximum you can extract from a macaco
If we don't sold him now we'll next year but with a quarter of the price

Neymar has now told some of his Barcelona teammates that he intends to sign for PSG, according to @le_Parisien

The reverse Kevin Durant.

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just browsed the PSG online shop, it's happening guise, shirt already available

>>77236250
bullshit Pierre

>>77236250

Kek

I don't wanna sound like a newfag but why the fuck do you call him nerman?

>>77240253
t. newfag

>>77240253
t. newfag

>>77240253
t.newfag

>>77240253
t. 0% jesus

>>77240253

lmao

>>77240253
its his english name la'

>>77240269
>>77240277
>>77240301
>>77240327
>>77240334

Just tell me right now. Won't ask you again.

>try to steal Verratti
>lose Nerman for punishment

Based Arabs man

>>77240366
That's his surname. Neymar Nerman da Silva Jr.

>>77240394
German surname?

>feeding the newfag info so he can post it on plebbit
wew

>>77235211
أحبك كثيرا نيمار احترام كبير من الكويت

Barcelona treble next season confirmed
LMAO@these favela monkeys thinking he's been held back

Why would he leave and why would Barca fans want him to? This whole scene a mess

>>77240604
Lots of reasons for him to leave.

I mean, lots of reasons apart from money, ofc.

>>77240604
>Why would he leave
Because he already won anything he could with Barca and has literally 0 chances on winning ballon d'or playing with same teamas Messi.
>why would Barca fans want him to
Because Catalans

>>77240366
It's just /sp/ retardation where they take one event and beat it to death
They mistype it thinking it's funny an unique, that's why you see Shaw instead of Shaq, Teboq instead of Tebow, Kobr instead of Kobe
Still remember all the faggots seething when "Superb Owl" was used by Colbert when he was still at comedy central, they were desperately trying to change into some other retarded shit
Start misspelling athlete's names like a retard and you'll fit right in

>>77240693
Actually it's Neymar in Swahili

>>77240693
No retard. It comes from a typo some south african guy made on facebook

Fuck off

>>77235211
You forgot to put his name in the title, now nobody will be able to find your video lol

>>77240693
All wrong

>>77241398
>Annihilation of Germans | Welcome to PSG | 2017 | Goals and Skills

Is it good?

>>77240604
Because PSG is going to pay 220 million for him. With that money they can easily get Dybala to replace him (younger, whiter) and maybe they'll even convince PSG to negotiate for Verratti (barça NEEDS this guy).

>>77241573
PSG will never sell Verrati, and release closes are forbidden in France, they have literally 0 opportunities to force PSG to sell.

>>77241573
>(younger, whiter)

kek'd

>>77241573
lol Barca would never sell him if they had a choice.

But you're definitely right. 220m and getting rid of him is too good to be true

And people once laughed at that buyout clause..

When city is paying 50+ million for the likes of Kyle walker, this doesn't look so bad

>>77235211
<3 NERMAN <3
TURKIYE

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>>77235863
Remember when Fernandez used to bench him and play Alioune Touré instead ?

>>77240604
In Neymar's contract it says the deals gets cancelled is some club pays 220 million euros, PSG will unironically activate this. If PSG does it, there is nothing Barcelona can do, it's just up to Neymar to accept his wage with PSG

>>77240604
>he doesn't know about buyout clauses

lel

I'm a madridista and I think he is going nowhere. For some reason people fail to understand that the press needs to sell papers in summer as well and they be making shit up 24/7, they did the same with Ronaldo and now with Neymar.

If he doesn't want to be in Messi shadow ,then he will leave

>>77242144
Flag checks out

Neymar no dejará el Barça este verano para jugar en el PSG. El padre del delantero les ha comunicado, según ha podido saber MD, que no tiene la más mínima intención de dejar el club. Ni el jugador ha dado muestras de que esté descontento en el club ni tampoco los medios de comunicación de Francia dan veracidad a esta operación. Sí lo hace un medio de Brasil, aunque el vicepresidente deportivo, Jordi Mestre, ha asegurado hoy con contundencia, durante la presentación del organigrama técnico del club, que se queda “a un 200%”.

En el club azulgrana están seguros de que Neymar no se irá. Están totalmente tranquilos y no expresan ningún síntoma de preocupación. Ven al jugador comprometido y en ningún momento les ha trasladado su intención de escuchar al PSG. No hay input alguno que les haga pensar lo contrario. Ney acaba de renovar su contrato, el año pasado, estableciendo una cláusula de rescisión de 222 millones de euros desde el 1 de julio de 2017.

El jugador tampoco ha dado señales públicas de que quiera cambiar de aires. Se ha ejercitado como siempre en la Ciutat Esportiva, al mismo nivel que el resto de compañeros, y mostrándose de buen humor. Tampoco ha comentado nada en redes sociales que hagan pensar que se pueda ir.

En Francia, mientras, el prestigioso diario francés L’Équipe no ha alimentado las suspicacias y ha restado credibilidad al presunto traspaso citando fuentes del propio club francés: “No vamos a resucitar el show de Neymar. Hay una cláusula enorme y hay que ser realista”. No piensan rescatar este asunto porque consideran que no tiene consistencia y que los objetivos futbolísticos de Emery son otros, como Alexis Sánchez. Recuerdan además que el PSG está enojado con Neymar porque entienden que las conversaciones que mantuvieron el año pasado les sirvió para mejorar el contrato con el Barça.

>>77242167
WHATS THE SONG NAME?

pleease come to brazil!

PSG won't be paying anything
QSI Qatar sport investments will do it to avoid the fair play rules

>>77240570

>typical british citizen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liGDyPZ2gRA

haha

>>77242224
thanks for the info, captain obvious

>>77242144
As a Culé I'm very happy to see you saying this!

How to launder money: spend it on something that has no objective value. For instance, launder your half a billion dollars by trading it (ie "spending" it) for a soccer player. No one will notice that the owner of one club is the chief sponsor of the other club.
t. Qatar

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>>77242364
>no one will notice

>>77236250
10/10

>>77242059
>Leagues with obligatory buyout clauses
The absolute state of Lel Liga

>>77240693
i thought it was cause some guy on facebook made a spelling mistake

>>77242414
It's ok if you put some astronomical number like 1billion: TSU's buyout clause.

Now Barca on the other hand does this:

http://www.sport-english.com/en/news/barca/fc-barcelona-players-release-fee-clauses-and-contract-lengths-6148412

>>77242448
wtf i'm buying messi now

>>77240604
He's not leaving and the only reason this is happening is because PSG want to publicly humiliate Barca for going after and desettling Verratti. It's just PR games between the two clubs.

The Crusher of Caen

>>77242144
I'm a barcelonista and I want him out of my club

The slasher of Strasbourg

cringe

Alexis is way better than this guy

the Butcher of Bordeaux

>>77242600
As a Culé I'm very happy to see you saying this!

>inb4 Monaco wins the league again

The Murderer of Montpellier

Seriously why is his mouth so fucking big

Nobody would tell me when all those pictures came out of him screaming after his spine got snapped in the WC

The lyncher of lyon

>>77242663
he can fit an entire macaco there

I'm not sure if I trust Barca with 220m

The mincer of Metz

The nightmare of Nice

The conqueror of Bastille

pretty much every article ive read says his father is a pretty bad influence and a shit person to work with for clubs. He only wants money.

is this accurate brazilbros?

also fuck these captchas, i had to click like 8 slow fading cars

>>77242829
>2017
>STILL not using legacy captcha

>>77242829
Very accurate. His father is cancer. Honestly Barca will only win with this move.

>>77242829
His father is like a mix of Raiola + Mendes. That should tell you enough.

>>77242872
>Barca will only win with this move.
Andre Gomes. Paco Alcacer.

>>77242935
what is that

>>77242945
barcelona's latest signings also know as shit

>>77242945
I'm saying that the signings of Andre Gomes and Paco Alcacer show us that Barca can not necessarily be trusted to spend 220m Euros properly.

>>77242963
well there is more then. what about digne, mathieu, and some others?

>>77242996
They only need to buy Dembele. The rest they can use on players like Poolinho, it's fine.

>>77243002
Heh, yeah, Mathieu was fucking terrible.

>>77243002
dunno about digne but from what i've seen mathieu has been dreadful

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>>77243042
>>77243045
Don't forget Douglas, kek.

>>77243074
This had to be a money laundering operation.

>>77235962
Next year is the world cup and he's the star on a VERY good brazilian team.
If anything, chances are his price will go up.

>>77243082
It wasn't. They thought they were signing the next Alves, just like Real did with Marcelo/R. Carlos.

>>77243074
And to think he was rated higher than Casemiro, eh (as in everybody thought he was shit, but thought that Casemiro was shit AND had a terrible attitude).

>>77243216
>but thought that Casemiro was shit AND had a terrible attitude

lol are you retard? Everyone knew Casemiro had talent.

>>77243216
>>77243252
how come casemiro has so few apparitions fro brazil? 15 seems low considering he is 25

>>77243252
Bullshit. Casemiro was considered another player who memed his way to Europe, like Willian José.

>>77243286
He was sort of a meme player until his season on loan at Porto, but right now he is the starter on his position for Brazil.

>>77243308
If you are a Sao Paulo supporter then you're just retard. If not, you're missinformed and I won't argue against your ignorance. Keep it.

>>77243286
He was never a meme player like >>77243308 said. Thing is, he only appeared at elite level after the last WC. Thats when he started to get called. Plus he missed 2 or 3 recent callings due to injuries. So 15 caps sounds very reasonable.

>>77241573
You assume Dybala wants to play for Messi's team. He's ready to take over the Argentine NT, and he won't want to play second-fiddle to Messi's Barcelona.

>The butcher of Nancy

>>77243502
He doesn't even play in the same position as Nerman.

>>77240693
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>>77243937

>>77243518
weren't they relegated?

What made Barcelona think that they can come after a rich club's best player? Barcelona doesn't have the muscle to do that anymore. No amount of refball is going to save them if they have to play PSG again this year, Neymar and Alexis will be unstoppable

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>>77244055
>Neymar and Alexis will be unstoppable

About that...

>>77244119
the only thing i remember from that season https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ISU__52ALw

>>77244119

Well, that's exactly the reason great players always have to leave the club, no attacking player with ambition can stand being another 'pass it to Messi' puppet for more than three or four years

>>77244240
Otra cosa es cuando se juega con alegria, generosidad y desparpajo. Neymar y Alexis han acertado con una quimica formidable. Que bien le viene esto al fútbol, pero que mejor le viene al Barca ! Estos dos se podrían fácilmente convertir en la mejor dupla del mundo. Se suponía que tenía que ocurrir con Messi y Neymar, ...pero Messi no quiso asistir a esa reunión. Ojalá algún dia cambie de opinión, el fútbol asi es mucho más lindo !

>>77244311
fuck off cuck

>>77244311
VAN A SER EL TRIDENTE DE ORO LOS TRES,TRANQUILO, Y SI NO AL TIEMPO YA VERAS,Y ESPERATE QUE PARA EL AÑO QUE VIENE LLEGA KUN AGUERO :-) Y ESTE AÑO EL BARCA ESTA DE RECONVERSION,LO ESTA HACIENDO POCO PERO ESTA DE RECONVERSION,VISCA BARCA¡¡¡

>>77235211
Neymar Jr. Ultimate Skills Show (2016/17)

>>77244338
Menos Messi y mas Neymar y Alexis es la formula. Que obra de arte Dios mio. Me recordo lo que hacia Ronaldinho o Rivaldo, con esa alegria de jugar.

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>>77244333
Fuck off you, I'm having a boner thinking about Nerman-Sanchez broship

>>77244349

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>>77241573
>(younger, whiter)
>Mexico

>>77244302
Sanshit left because Nerman and Ratking were better than him, my delusional arseanal shiteater.

>>77244524
Fuck right off, Ausshitlian

>>77244671

Alexis scored 19 goals in his last La Liga season, and left before Suarez arrived, you dumbass

>>77242829
Greedy bastards is what's killing our beautiful game.

>>77235211
based neymar is coming home. psg was always a club made for brazilians. He was sick of that scatalan dictatorship, he'll have fun with his brazilbros.

Now I can't wait to see a part time halal butcher destroy his knee during the coupe de france competition just like what happened to falcao years ago.

Monsieur Neymar, bienvenue en ligue 1

>>77244800
Suarez arrived being the golden boot with games less and no benultys while playing for fucking liverpool.

Sanchez is not dumb

>>77235211
tha'ts the best thing that could happen. Barca are gonna do fuck all with that money. this day will be remembered as the end of uefalone

>>77244119
Imagine Cavani in between them lmao

goes to pierre st german and tears his ACL

u heard it here firts

Monaco is still going to win I can feel it. They have heart!

>>77244311
gay as fuck

>>77243937
cringe

>>77248232
cállate saco wea, andas insultando a partir de la nada, niño rata de la perra que te parió por el culo. Saludos del brasil

it isn't happening

>>77254225
its happening 100%

i know people close to him

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>He thought it would be a nobody wanted Sanchez in the end episode

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>wants to be more important than Messi
>goes to a non important league

What did he mean by this?

>>77255140
Maybe he didn't mean the first?
I dunno, lets see if colombians can use their brains

>>77246825
>destroy his knee during the coupe de france competition just like what happened to falcao years ago.
Yeah but Falcao is 45 years old.

>>77255152
That's rude, apologize right now.

NEYMAR PLS COME TO BESIKTAS <3 <3 <3 <3

>>77244240
That low reaching butt pat.

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

>>77247314
Getting spit roasted or Eiffel Tower'd?

The Terrorist of Toulouse

NEYMAR PLEASE COME TO LIVERPOOL RIP THE 96

>>77250161
Could you be any more new

>>77243612
THeyll switch to 4-3-1-2 with two ST(Suarez Dyabala) and Messi as the CF. they teased Greaseman and their last resort is Deulofeu and will most definetly revert to 4-3-3

>>77244240
Fuckin Diego Lopes lmao