/afl/

DEESlads

what a little bitch

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who /straffgod/ here?

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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who /dabloos/ here?

>no Lever

only chance of winning is to kick 200

/crows/ here. I've got a strange feeling >we might win tonight. Also I can't remember the last time I picked a Friday night game, could be related.

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my asshole is ready

>>77232681
he's become a parody of himself

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>>77232686
Too bad, i'm still watching your league

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>>77231994
>>77232681
>>77232691
disgusting obese legitimate retard, needs to be gassed because there isn't a rope or rafter on earth strong enough to hold his morbid soon to be corpse

pre-round reminder that any form of XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget

@77232695

Chester Bennington ys

>>77232715
trying too hard/10

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fuuuuuck straffo ya mad cunt

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>77232703
>>77232715
>>77232725
trip on wog

this nrlel sperg has really blown a gasket

Reality Check here, tipping the wrong team tonight

>>77232726
what's his job

>>77232779
works in a call centre, no joke.

>>77232782
>video game tee shirts at work
gas yourself jarryd

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>>77232767
Nothing out of the ordinary, then.

Been on holidays a week, what did I miss lads?

I swear I have PTSD from the amount of times Geelong has fucked up my Friday night tipping this year with some meme fluke upset dangerwood umpball win. t-they're a 5th to 8th side i swear... d-dangers overrated.

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>>77232844
RC aborted another narrative and complained loudly in Greek, suddenly he has two teenage daughters not one young daughter, got every tip wrong. The ususal

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Go Crows!

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>>77232849
>mfw every time Geelong play the thread devolves into cries of umpball, especially in the 4th quarter
>mfw Cats do get umpball (mostly the Selwoods) and there is nothing I or anyone else here can do about it
>mfw Geelong do win most of their matches
>mfw Geelong will make another meme finals appearance like last year
>mfw no flag this year
>mfw I'm not even mad because the Cats won 07, 09, and 11
It is a complex feeling.

>>77232877
I don't get it.

>>77232976
I still don't get it. Why are you posting a link?

>>77232974
>>77232977
>durr i'll pretend to be retarded
fuck off

>>77232976
Damn, that place looks pretty good. No reality check, on-topic discussion. Thanks m8. See you later autists

Are you worried cucktorians? Are you worried that the big strong new south weslhmen are gonna come back from 0-6 to win the grand final of your favourite sport in your home state?

Do any of the people in the /afl/ Supercoach league even browse /afl/?

>>77232986
Why are you so obsessed?

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

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hawks lads

>>77233085
Nomming this cunt.

>>77232882
>07, 09, 11
>being cucked by the hawks and pies
>no dynasty
>no back to back

pathetic, should fold.

On the menu for tonight:

Subway (footlong chicken strips on white, lettuce, swiss cheese, tomato, pickles and mayo)
McCain beer battered chips (deep fried, served with gravy)
Oreo cornetto x2
2 cans of coke

Dangerfield will NOT win a premiership

not with geelong anyway

Don't tell them I sent you guys this >>77233123

>>77233124
Sounds fat.

>>77233124
cutting down from your Wimbly diet hey mate?

>>77233124
You have the world at your fingertips; you have literally all the required resources to do absolutely anything you want in life, to make anything your heart desires and you choose this? Holy shit; just google “meal for myself” - if you’re broke add “without pine nuts” at the end; it’s that easy. Our parents could get away with dud dishes - they were stuck with Women’s Day as fuck apricot chicken and hand me down casseroles from racist grandparents, but you’ve got the ENTIRE back catalogue of all of human culinary history on a screen in your pocket and yet you use that same device to broadcast your fucking mediocrity to the world??? That’s just fucking insulting, are you a masochist for failure?? It’s just a fucking echo chamber of DRIVEL for you people isn’t it? Womb to the grave, tick tock 24/7 bullshit hour on repeat. DON’T KEEP DOING THE SAME DEPRESSING SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN you fucking IDIOT this is why you are MISERABLE because you KEEP DOING THE SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN because you are AFRAID OF CHANGE. STOP BEING such a fucking COWARD, throw this HORSESHIT in the bin and SORT YOUR FUCKING LIFE OUT

>>77233176
slowly getting there. i might try to stick to one can of coke.

>>77233178
absolute pleb tier pasta, you know nothing about cooking.

>tfw you walk to the shops and then get home and realised you forgot something and have to walk all the way back

>>77233178
>hating on a based sub
Yeah nah get fucked cunt.

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>>77233186
>mfw

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>>77233124
Silverside tonight lads. Been in the slow cooker all day.

>>77233209
Fancy pants.

I went 9/9 in the tipping last week, but not taking this seriously anymore because I simply have no reason to care. Tipping Adelaide but whatever. It's of little consequence compared to the torture I'm going through right now.

I transferred nearly all my money to my soon to be ex wife. I rang her up and told her what happened last week. For those of you who don't know, I was raped by a 17 year old girl. Or maybe I wasn't, I'm not sure. In any case Sofia doesn't think I was and has decided that enough is enough. She's moved out of the main house with our daughter. Said she had left all my things there and the nanny. Said I might as well fuck the old girl too for all she cared.
I've been moping around all day crying about it. No doubt some on here will take great joy out of learning how I've lost pretty much everything. So you might be wondering why I'd write about this shit on here. Well I'm what some might call "thick skinned". It makes no difference whether people like me or not, except my princess. But she's gone now, and while I'm hopeful things will work themselves out over time, when she makes up her mind about something it's very difficult to convince her otherwise. I'll always love her dearly, but even if I were back with her again things wouldn't be the same. She's a gorgeous woman in her thirties, but since my traumatic experience I just can't see myself being turned on by her again. My addiction to sex now has a very difficult layer added to it and something that will very likely land me in jail soon. I'm now only turned on by young adolescent virgin women.

Yesterday afternoon I decided to man up and assume my duties as the coach of the team at training.

cont

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>"Storyline"
How do they keep getting away with it?!

>>77233228
>For those of you who don't know, I was raped by a 17 year old girl.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING WEAK CUNT
>36 year old wog
>gets DOMMED by a fucking underage girl

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Need Cats to lead by 24 or more for some peace of mind. Also r8

>>77233228
liar

>cuckality check

met a girl last night who used to work reception at a brothel and she said that during the Iggs glory days, every Wednesday night without fail Cousins and Chick would turn up off their faces to bone whores even though they had "partners"

>>77233243
gibs money pls

>>77233228
I arrived a little late and saw most of the girls outside the clubrooms chatting, a few on the oval having a kick. I strolled over there on auto-pilot and looked around for my rapist. She wasn't there, and I started to feel slightly normal again when some of them came over for a bit of banter as I opened up the rooms. I called all the girls in to get changed and assigned Sammy to lead the warm up. A few of the girl's mothers I knew were over near the grandstand so I started walking there to have a friendly chat.
"Sorry I'm late!"
The dreaded sound of that familiar husky voice sent an eerie shiver throughout my body. I slowly turned around and striding confidently towards me was the vixen.
"Mum had trouble getting here. That's a nice shirt".
"Get changed and go do your warm up". I mumbled
"You don't sound so good today. What's"
"Get inside".
"Are you sick?"
I turned away but she came up in front of me with an inquisitive look.
"Hey what's wrong?"
I could feel tears start to well up in my eyes. She was mocking me right in front of my face and I was powerless. I closed my eyes tightly and furrowed my brow to hide my pain.
"I don't care what your beliefs are on this kind of thing. But you will not have my child, you understand?"
"Are you serious is that what's bothering you?" She let out a forced scoff. "I used my mum's pills, I'm not an idiot".
"OK well..." I rose my head up to stare at her in the eye. "I don't care who you tell about this. I'm not giving you any money so you can forget about trying to blackmail me".
"Why are you acting so weird for...it was only sex".
What we had wasn't 'only sex'. Sex is supposed to be fun, it should stimulate the senses and make you feel great while doing it. What I went through was psychologically the most painful experience of my life.
"Yeah well you're pretty casual about it for someone who just had it for the first time".
"Who said it was my first time?" she giggled. "...how's your wife?"
cont

@reality check

fuck off

>can't tip footy
>wishes he did
>can't avoid rape from a teenage kid

>>77233178

Cook Suck is hipster trash

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lads, do pooality chunk the ultimate insult and filter him completely, no stubs, nothing. /afl/ actually improved by 1% for me.

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>>77233243
>$90 on the Cats
You rich or just reckless lad?

>>77233262
"Can't." She waltzed momentarily then bent her knees clutching her leg grimacing. "Got a sore groin".
" When Brett gets here you'll do rehab with him".
The girls came out with Sammy leading them out barking out some motivational nonsense. I found myself gazing hypnotically at their backsides as they jogged off onto the oval.
"Maddy is looking nice today don't you think?"
A score of legs pranced around the boundary in a wave, their feet padding deftly onto the soft dewy grass. They turned bend and their little asses bobbled up and down. I watched on while the vixen sank poisonous words into my ears.
"Do you like Danni? Maybe you should pop her cherry next. No you should get her to give you a blow job. What about Phebes, isn't she stunning? I bet you want to fuck Ellie you.."
She gasped.
"She's only fifteen you dirty old perv!"

"Would you just..I don't want to fuck everyone alright? What happened with you was a mistake."
"Is that what you call it?" She leaned closer and spoke more quietly now. "I can read your mind. You're thinking about Jaz. She likes you, you know, it's not a secret. She got drunk at a party last week and told everyone. She was shouting for you. 'I want his dick'. That's what she kept saying, she kept asking for your number and"

"WOULD YOU FUCKING.....HEY BRETT YOU'RE LATE!". I saw in the corner of my eye the team physio jogging mechanically to the change rooms. He halted as soon as I called him and power walked towards us.
"My apologies sir, the train was scheduled to leave at sixteen oh five however..."
"Never mind take.."
"...a minor delay causing disrputions from"
cont

>9 tins down before I even broke the seal
big night ahead, boys

CAN'T TIP HIS WAITER
CAN'T TIP A SPORT
CAN'T TELL IF HIS RAPIST WANTS TO ABORT

>>77233277
"Don't worry Brett, I'm cool you won't lose any of your pay, look Sarah here has a groin issue" I said the word 'groin' with blatant sarcasm. "Give her a rub down and take her through some rehab OK?"

"Just wanted to explain Sir that I would have been on time but.."
"I don't care." I walked off towards the oval. "Make sure you give her a good rub. Spare the oil, use Deep Heat instead." I blew my whistle sharply." ALRIGHT GIRLS COME IN, NICE AND TIGHT....OK...This Sunday. Big big game. What's our motto?" They were all silent and looked at each other confused. "It's...it's 'do your job'....that's our motto from now on. You all have a role, you execute that role with 100% intensity. That's your job. Do that and we'll win. Now we'll do the ah...five star drill. Everyone remember it? Han, I know you do, go set up the cones, and I need two defenders. Danni and um...."

"Ellie!" someone shouted. The whole group laughed, Ellie was easily the smallest of the group. I only realised now that she was just directly in front of me. She has a tomboyish appearance with an impish face. She was beaming up at me with her dimple visible. Dark thoughts flashed in front of my eyes while I stared directly into hers.
"Yeah sure...Ellie." The group howled out in surprise."Alright off you go let's do it. Make sure you get front and square when it's coming to you" As they ran out I caught Jaz's eye momentarily. She blushed and turned off down to the goal square. Her strawberry blonde hair, perfectly round brown eyes. I watched as her microfiber shorts danced up around her slim auburn thighs. The vixen was right, I did want her, but I was not to know how soon my desire would be filled.
cont

Reality Check, I hope your rapist aborts the baby. You'll get over it. You're used to having your shit aborted

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>>77233297
v. v. good post

>>77233297
KEK
>>77233298
top lad, keep up the bullying though

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>>77233297
holy shit

>>77233290
"48,49,50 OK now jabs. 1..2..3...4...5..,6..."
"Can we stop already?"
"No you're in rehab you have to still train hard to keep your fitness up."
"You listen to Brett". I turned my body to face them, the vixen with the boxing gloves on and Brett standing awkwardly in front of her with the pads. She poked her tounge out me then resumed boxing.
"7...8...9...10..."
The counting and thudding of the pads meditated through my mind as I fell into a daydream, thinking about my life and all the events that led me up to this point. How I let everything fall away, Sofia my princess, the love of my life. How could I ever repair the damage? Suddenly my thoughts were pierced by a loud scream. The girls had stopped, I called Brett and ran out on to the ground. When the girls stepped aside I couldn't believe what I saw. It was Jaz curled up on her backside her eyes tightly shut.
"I think she's dislocated her finger".
Brett leaned over her. "Hold out your hand". Trembling she outstretched her right arm and indeed her middle finger was dislodged from the bone. Brett looked up at me. "I'm not qualified to deal with this, we're going to have to call an ambulance."
I ignored him and crouched down in front of her. "Jazzy" I said softly, "look at me". Her tearful eyes flashed open in front of mine. "It's going to be alright. It's nothing, I can fix this."
"Um I wouldn't advise it, she needs to see a doctor to ensure no structural damage.."
"Han, go take everyone up the other end for some circle work for 15 minutes." The girls ran off, laughing and chatting loudly amongst themselves. I looked around and just Brett and the Vixen were standing there. "Sarah go back to your rehab with Brett, then go do the warm down with the others when you're finished."
Despite his protests, Brett reluctantly took the vixen back with him to the bench. I turned back to Jaz and held her limp hand. "Do you trust me?"
cont

About to filter you cunt. Stop flooding the thread with your shit made up stories. I knew you were lying as soon as I read "I went 9/9"

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>>77233297
REKT
pic related

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Didn't the smelly greek already post this fanfic on his home general, /nrl/?

>can't tip sports
>can't tip canoes
>can't find a rafter strong enough for the noose

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SMELLY
DUMB
GREEK
SCUM

>>77233297
kek
KEK
K E K

She looked at me and forced a small grin nodding, then gasped in shock as I deftly snapped the finger back into place.
"See it's nothing, you're going to be alright. Come on, let's go inside you've been through enough".
'Been through enough? Let's go inside?' What had happened to me? I knew exactly what I was doing but I did not stop to even think about not doing it. Walking back to the rooms I had one thing on my mind, and I knew I was going to do it. Everything happened so fast. I had her on the bench. I stroked her knee to show where my own dislocation occurred. My lips brushed hers, inhaling her hot, nervous breath. Her tounge crept out as I shoved my hand right down her panties and forcefully groped her. I picked her up so effortlessly and carried her into the showers kissing. All her clothes seemed to just fall off like snowflakes, with just her black sports bra on and her panties dangling loosely around her foot. I can't get it out of my head. Her oval shaped mouth coming down to bite on my shoulder with every thrust. Her eyes rolling to the back of her head when it got faster and faster. The blood mixing in with the running water trickling down the drain. Her tiny frame hugging me whispering "I love you." and collapsing her head onto my abs. And I will not forget looking across over her shoulder to the doorway, seeing my rapist smiling wickedly right at me

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>>77233297
nice la, he'll be SEETHING about this one all round

>time to shitpost on /afl/
>find the thread
>see the fake RC shitting up the thread

why

>>77233346
Fat Greeks always big-note for attention, filter and move on to care-free shitposting

>>77233273
A bit of both m8, the 24-point lead early payout special makes it a bit nicer, if they choose to show up early on

https://youtu.be/g4ouPGGLI6Q

Still better than Anne "I should consider killing myself" Erin

Think I might some money on the Cats lads

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come home white man

>>77233374
its at adelaide oval don't do it, geelong can't play out of geelong

Hilarious watching News Limited, a company which doesn’t pay tax, crying about how tax dollars are spent

>>77233388
they play the oval well but adelaide is pretty much west geelong

>>77233393
If they keep it up they might get another $880 million """""refund"""""

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how do you r8 Tadhg Kennelly? Was he good or a meme player?

what the fuck, RC!?

you're outta control la

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>>77233297

trips and dangers does his acl

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>>77233297
ELITE POST

>>77233430
He was legitimately good and a pretty key part of the Swans flag, would be held in higher regard if he hadn't fucked off to Ireland at his career peak

New AFL game on steam lads

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>>77233297
noice

>>77233443
so close, tweak confirmed

>>77233388
>>77233397
I put $15 at +14.5

To the anon I talked to a week or two ago about the footy show. Turns out it might have some life again with Eddie back.

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>>77233451
Well Gaelic Football>AFL so I dont blame him

been playing pes 2018 open beta on ps4 its pre gud

>>77233452
Don't even consider buying No Man's AFL it is horrible. Salvagable if you regularly play local multiplayer with your mates on the couch.

>>77233466
yes lad, maybe. but as long as the bitch is there it'll never reach former glory.

Conor McKenna will be regarded as the best Irishman to play AFL after Stynes by the end of his career

You read it here first

>tfw too good looking to hang out with fellow nerds but to intelligent to hang out with alphas

>>77233493
t. Jarryd Strafford

>>77233488
i wanna eat her bumhole out

>>77233488
Very true, but I do hope in going back to the days where it wasn't so constrained as it is now. I think Sam being silent most of the night last ep saved the footy show from a complete fall.

>>77233498
if you take her off air permanently you can tongue her fart box all day long

>>77233501
they won't be allowed to ease constraints as far as I can see. Whether it's shithead production or the bitch inserting herself into everything she can it won't be the same unless it can go back to a complete boys club. Yes that was smart of him, showed them exactly what would happen if he was gone.

>tfw arthritis

Had a wank at work today

>>77233538
Why?

>>77233555
i work at subway and sliced ham turns me on

The more I think about this game the more I think Adelaide is going to win. Don't listen to me though, my mind is in a fucked up place right now and I could be delusional.

Just took a shit lads, it was pleasantly smelly.

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BASED FedGOD

>>77233297
Good post

i miss the old RC desu he was kinda funny

>>77233584
he couldn't handle the fact that he aborted his own narrative due to sheer wog stupidity by not doing 2 minutes of googling on the extradition laws of the country he was "fleeing" too. No one to blame but himself so he had a mental breakdown and now just shitposts insane ramblings, can't wait until he finally offs himself

lads
LADS
reality cunt is inventing a fake narrative but with true feelings
he just wants to leave /afl/ forever because we've bullied him the fuck out

>>77233584
I miss the days when the trip activity at /afl/ wasn't as bad.

>>77233602
I wouldn't know because I can't see it kek

>>77233602
couldn't care less, the only feeling I hope he has is the feeling of the noose tightening around his greasy, fat wog neck

>>77233608
never existed

>>77233562

did you make a ham vagina?

anyone else think it's bizarre how journalists and camera crews chase footy players around for a story?

how could you possibly take footy that seriously?

Reality Check has a small penis.

I hope Dangercuck gets sniped and is out injured for a year 2bh

>>77233629
journo's are bottom feeding parasites who only make a living off the lives of others. Kind of like RC but they get paid

>>77233622
no im a girl

but i put loads of ham in a footlong sub and shoved it up my vag

>>77233584
Me too. All those paragraphs before were Anne Erin tier, embarrassing.

>>77233642
That's what his rapist said lmao

>>77233658
>paragraphs
lmao so glad I have the cancerous cunt filtered

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Who here /baz/

stream for tonight lads

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Elite post coming through lads.

>>77233702
>leaves reply stubs
fucking pleb, see
>>77233377

footy

Friendly reminder that Alex Keath literally cost the Stars a spot in the BBL grand final a few years back

BT with an elite short pass

>>77233649

I always thought that taste was because they used the same tongs for the tuna

>>77231928
fuck off lychy

>>77233723
good, fuck the stars
/gades/ only

bt needs to get back in his packet

>Crows punching Dangerfield before the bounce
15 goals incoming.

Fucking Crows

>>77233756
kek danger played well only because he was put agaisnt a first year player in hardwick and the shit cunt that is heatherly all alone in the 50, the crows won't allow that and have a better defence in general

lmao imagined if just discussed the game tonight instead of shitposting lmao

>>77233619

Precision post

Funny to think that just last week I was really looking forward to this contest.

Now it just doesn't do anything for me. I've gone completely numb.

>can't kick 40m
Dangercunt on pleb watch

>crows 9-0 when kicking 1st goal

gg

>>77233723
I sort of remember this, can you give a quick rundown

>>77233794
Carrying an injury, mate.

>>77233797
>Crows 0-15 when playing the Cats
gg.

DANGERGOD

DANGERGOAT

Bruce is gonna drain his balls for Danger before quarter time at this rate

>>77233779
1/15.
He's on pace.

Remember when the crows coach got murdered by his son? That was pretty fucking weird.

>holding the ball called
wow
now they just need to call throws and dzhilong are finished

>letting Sloane kick a goal
CATS A SHIT

when is roman bt

>>77233852
already happened, he roamed free pre-game

>not tagging sloane

What are you doing cats?

I'm obsessed with bums

>>77233867
what kind of burns?

The Cats are doing EVERYTHING wrong holy shit

Why do Geelong never mark the fucking ball?

Has anyone noticed that AFL is like, probably 3 or 4 times better, to watch at the ground then on tv

>>77233822
>he believes the official story

>>77777777 get

Crows on PREMIERSHIP watch

>>77233872
female bums

the anus specifically

>>77233872
Scott Burns

>mcdrubbin

>>77233822
That was Charlie cameron who did it m8

>>77233885

giv rundown

>>77233896
Why do you think Dangerfield was traded on the cheap at the end of the year?

>>77233896
See >>77233895

>>77233910
cos he's a wanker

>>77233895
>>77233911

i thought lil b lifted all his curses?

>Chris Scott coaching
Danger got lucky last week, but because of the media hype (and him being a complete hack) he's going to play him at full forward for the whole game.

Even in my crippled state of mind I am still able to tip better than most here. Says a lot about the plebocracy on this board.

>>77233935
He did after walsh was already dead

If you played for an AFL team what your nickname be?

Might would be Straffo, Jazza or Donkeycock

That is the stupidest handpass I have ever seen.

>>77233953
Coachkilla

>>77233896
>autistic weeb meth addict son with an Oedipus complex knifes dad in the back while he was sleeping on his side
that's it

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug!

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas!

>>77233953
Hammer or angry
>t. high school footballer

>>77233969
What do you call a man with a 17 year old on his dick?
The suicide hotline

>>77233961
>dad in the back while he was sleeping on his side
Really? I always assumed it was after an argument or similar.

>>77233969
Found the class clown

>>77233953
lard arse :(

>>77233976
nah the cunt came home off his face and knifed Phil while he was sleeping

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>>77233974

>>77233987
dog move imo

if you're gonna stab your dad, at least look him in the eyes

>>77233953
OJ

>>77233974
That was actually pretty good. Thank you anon for making me smile.

>>77233991
was the only way the skinny fat weeb faggot stood a chance or else Phil would have throttled him

>Dangergod leading possessions
CRITICS EXPOOSED

Are you fucking kidding me

>dzhilong in charge of taking clean possession
kek

KEK

K E K

i feel bad for cy walsh imagine the alpha bogan footy coach shit he would have got from his dad all his live all he wanted was to play with his dragons

Adelaide are luckerdogs.

>>77234016
He literally did it because he felt his dad wouldnt love him unless he played footy

Geelong will peg a few goals back now.

>8 free kicks to 2
really trains my brain

>we pie as one

>>77234016
not even mate, read up on it. Cy was a faggot, Phil did everything to be with both his son and daugther and taught them to surf, the daughter took to it more and loved it plus it was spending time with dad, Cy opted for meth, anime and boozing plus writing an insane tumblr/blog he was human garbage.

>>77234028
lol no he was sexually attracted to the mother mate

>we die as one

>>77234035
>he was sexually attracted to the mother mate
Pics? Was she hot?

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what did they mean by this?

is dangercunt the softest cock ever lads

>>77234035
He also said to his friends revealed not long ago he said his dad didnt love him coz he didnt play footy.

He was a faggot either way. Charlie cameron cooking didnt help

>>77234046
I need to know what straffo thinks first.

>>77234035
Were you a member of the Adelaide Crows playing list in 2015? No? Because I was. So don't try to tell me what happened.

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>>77234045
nah she's nothing, Straffo's mum has her covered

>>77234053
sounds like a real fucking sook

>>77234064
go fuck yourself

>>77234046
don't they have any decent abos they could name him after?

Post your SC rank right now cunts.

I'm 22,000 and something, had a shit year after finishing in the top 1000 last year.

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>>77234046
>not named Dardy Dave or FRED UNNA
shame

watching Trainspotting lads, gf didn't want to watch dangercunt get expoosed and dzhilong get heemed

keep me updated

>>77234075
Jeff Farmer? Aaron something?

>>77234075
The Wiz would have been better

>>77234035
>sexually attracted to his mother
Do you have anything to back this up? Or are you just running with it because you've heard of 'the Oedipus complex' and you equate anyone killing their father as a sure sign they want to fuck their mum?

>>77234068
Would go phils daughter tbqph

>>77234078
45.5k, fucking hopeless year

Phil's daughter or straffo's sister lads?

UMPBALL

>I thought it was a goal
These Adelaide umpires are something else.

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>>77234116
Sisters no doubt lad

>>77234078
31,000. Was doing all right before the bye rounds then it just went to shit, never recovered

>>77234116
Straffos sis

Good body

>>77234078
34000

Fucking GAJ being 'injured' every second week

>>77234116
whats straff's sister like?

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>>77231994
I was randomly browsing a page that someone tagged me in, and I saw this. How does this happen? Is he going worldwide?

>>77233953
Niko or big red
Russian surname

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>>77234116
sister all day
>>77234134
number 3

>>77234078
984th and barely hanging on.

>>77234136
Probably a meme page created by one of the leejunaires on this board.

>Bet AND tips Cats
>They play like a bottom 8 team and get umped
Typical cunts

>>77234136
that meme page is absolute cancer

Everything I Don't Like is Leejun
A rape victim's guide to /afl/ discussion

>>77234157

Why don't you help Straffo? He could use a mentor.

>>77234142
i really wanna fuck straffos sister now

>>77234166
Don't do that

>>77234165
kek

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>>77233888

>>77234165
I don't have a problem with that post at all. It's just obvious looking at the page of the title. Leejunaires have been gaslit by Trump memes for so long.

>mum only makes 6 chicken tendies instead of your usual 10
>get furiously upset
>write a fan fiction about sexual contact with a female because that's as close as you'll get

>>77233790
Thinly veiled Chester post

absolute umpball

What a horrible couple minutes of umpiring

>>77234201
They got the call that it was 15-2 Adelaide's way so they're going into overdrive to even it up.

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Activate it

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>sloane kicks his 2nd goal
>camera focuses on dangerfield

the call has been made to make this more competitive

>>77234213
i saw that too and got unnecessarily mad

Who's getting umped right now lads?

BIT OF BIFF

Geelong are fucking grubs hope they get decimated

Bring back the B I F F

>no umpball to help the cats like last week
going to get found out in september lads

B I F F
I
F
F

>>77234256
The Adelaide players are going to get suspended for going STEVEN SAGAL on the Geelong player lying on the ground.

>gay flag and a crows flag combined
fuck this team

NEED MORE FAG FLAGS AT THE FOOTY LOVING COCK UP YOUR ASS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT ISSUE

Selwood should be fucking shot.
Ducks automatically when he has the ball in close quarters.

>>77234300
Its calles talent

>>77234300
>Selwood should be fucking shot.

He'd duck out of the way

>>77234300
no shit, fucking blight on the game. wait for Mrs. Selwood to pipe up about >muh evasive maneuver

>>77234318
Mate, Mr and Mrs Selwood has already arrived. >>77234309


>>77234316
kek

>>77234300
t. can't break a tackle

>>77234338
t. Mr Selwood

>>77234334
ayy lmao

>>77234338
>breaking a tackle by ducking into it with your face
Mrs. Selwood please

>>77234293
>you will never this unironically mad at fags

Sometimes I wonder how it must feel to live with so much arbitrary hatred.

BT loving the aggression

>77234374
Fuck off poof.

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>Geelong in charge of literally anything

Anyone else cut their own hair?

Got no income at all. No relevant experience, skills, or qualifications. All I have is $100. What do I use the $100 on to make it easier to find a job?

>>77234392
What's with the backspace?

>>77234401
>Lose $100 on them
>Granny gives another $100
C-Cheers

>>77234374
I take issue with the fact which something concerning men sucking cock and taking dick up their ass is SUCH a big issue that needs to be forced down everyones throat.

I dont care about what people do in the bedroom but keep it to yourselves. Why does EVERYONE NEED to accept it?

>>77234411
Did for a bit before I used the wrong charger on my clippers and killed the battery

>>77234417
Ask Reality Check

>>77234411
if I could stop boozing long enough to afford them VS Sassoon crew cut clippers I would be cutting my own hair

C L A N G E R F I E L D

>>77233333

Just got an email from ladbrokes warning me against using their $2 odds on the favourite each week lads

>>77234436
what happened?

>>77234440
what happened?

>>77234417
Get your resume professionally done

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>>77233243
How are you feeling right now mate?

Is it ok to just lie about experience on your resume? Would they really check?

>>77234417
put it on the roos tomorrow

>>77234450
what's the point of a good resume when you're too autistic to do an interview properly?

>>77234456
Like >>77234419

>>77234458
well if you get caught you'll probably get blacklisted

duckwood lads

>>77234432
I'll give him some advice. Take the Cats line right now. I'm dirt poor at the moment, only left myself with 10k to spare. But I'm going to throw 400 on this.

reminder that RC tipped dzhilong

>>77234125

I wish I live in Wattle Glen, seems like a migrant free utopia for the time being

>>77234487
I tipped Adelaide, but now I'm starting to have doubts on whether they'll hang on to win.

she looks just enough like straffo for me to be turned on by it

>>77234487
Same sadly, at least I haven't been """sexually harassed""" at a young age, if not made up such fairytales

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>Roos tomorrow

anyone feel like an upset is brewing? all this talk of finals is going to fuck >us over

>playing Linkin Park
I think we got a shitposter in the AFL media room ranks

>>77233243
>Poort at the G
>not tipping a meme win from the Tigs
>lol Collingwood

6/9

>that linkin park song

sheesh

>>77234531
It's probably the mid 2000s memories messing with you. Essendon are the lock of the week.

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Half Time Discussion: Will he keep his job lads?

>>77234564
screencapped - don't even think of going back on this

>>77234567
Show won't get renewed next year at all

>>77234564
you mean the memories of 3 weeks ago

>>77234567
You missed it lad.

Eddie is coming back and hosting the show and replacing Hutchy.

Brisbane v Carlton's got pretty good odds, definitely worth chucking a cheeky tenner on the loins

>>77234567
he's staying, they dropped hutchy for Eddie

>>77234587
I tipped Brisbane, couldn't be more obvious.

>>77234564
Literally putting a cheeky $10 on norf now

>>77234589
fuck, what a meme, first they put a chick on and now this...

Front bar has already destroyed the footy show, and they've been competing for like a month lel

Can reality check check these dubs?

>>77234551
Port unironically love the G and are a guaranteed W.

>>77234614
The funny thing is they can't fire her now because it would be sexist. She's terrible but got some great tits.

>>77234625
for sure