Remember when he was good /sp/? what happened?

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>>77230303
>being american

he's in his mid 30s

>>77230332

this, he got old

>>77230295
GOAT

He didn't get birthday cake

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>>77230812
Apologize.

Birthday cake happened.

>be *goat for a couple of seasons
>media and ""pundits"" think you're the best midfielder in the world
>I'm the king of Manchester nao
>no longer be arsed to play
>birthday cake
>City can't sell him because of his wages

*goat as in the Steven Gerrard is goat sense - shoot on sight, don't defend, no teamwork, scores penalties

>>77230854
Slippy G wasn't always a meme. A decade ago he was undoubtedly world class.

post timers, redditors, and outlaws trying to force shitty memes to relive the glory days

>>77230854
>>media and ""pundits"" think you're the best midfielder in the world
the fuck are you talking about
he was always in the shadows of the chaviniesta midfield

>>77230921
He undoubtedly was, just like Yaya here. Benitez got it right - let Xabi Alonso and Mascherano do the midfield work, let Gerrard wreck shit. It's just that the semen slurping from the media and Phil Collins got to him - he thought he could do everything

>>77231012
You're underestimating the Sky "best league in the world" cartel.