/heem/: fuck u goof

Who is your favorite female fighter? Be truthful, no joking around about it.

>>77224683
>>77224686
So much autism

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does this fight interest you /heem/?

>>77224686
Be truthful, is this all you do with your time everyday? How sad are you exactly?

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It won't take Ngannou even half a punch to sleep JDS

Jones arrested, coke and guns

>>77224715
Borrachinhia really is a vampire feeding on Vitor, isn't he ?

Anyone watching this Woodley show on FS1 right now? Idk what it is but it looks like the guy still lives in a dump

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>>77224736

Uh, no sweetie. Ngannou hasn't been battle tested yet.

>>77224715
Is Vitor determined to die in the cage? The guy's taking fights left and right lately.

JONES ARRESTED AGAIN LMAO

>>77224769
Its the last fight on his contract

>>77224736
He's just black bees with a better body.

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>>77224715
Time to pass on the torch

>>77224790
He hit a standing Kimura on Hamilton, he is not like black beast

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>>77224753
yes

>>77224769
>Vitor Belfort: $515,000 ($300,000 to show, $200,000 win bonus, $15,000 Reebok sponsorship)

>>77224790
Yeah he's black beast, if black beast wasn't a slow, gassed out after round 1, no TDD, no fight IQ fighter

>>77224825
Travis pls

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>>77224821
Reem gets 800k to show but with no win bonus, probably the best contract out off all legends

>>77224813
I wanna say something completely outside the "Ngannou is unproven" discussion for a minute; that sub was legitimately fucking great. That's something I'll never take away from the guy.

>>77224887
lol pissed

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>>77224825
You don't need TDD when you can just get up at will

I just really really REALLY hope Lawler vs. Cerrone happens, guys.

>>77224895

The fact that he's a top 10 HW is proof that the entire HW division is a joke.

>>77224908
The more you wish the less likly.

Guys the linkin park guy killed himself, RIP, how is Maia holding up?

>>77224941
Of course, USADA steped in and ruined it for everyone.

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Sorry guys I just got home. I'll get the next thread.

>>77224958
Maia is hanging in there

>>77224970
wow keep it coming /b/ro xD

>>77224967
In a perfect world everybody would look like Brock Lesnar and Francis Ngannou and we'd get some real fireworks. All "cleaning" up the sport did is shorten people's careers and neuter half the havier divisions.

>>77224947
Fuck Lawler vs Cerrone, who wants to see those two bums fight anymore.

Who is your favourite retired UFC fighter?

https://youtu.be/GKIWe5ORs94
H8rs btfo again!

>>77224995
>All "cleaning" up the sport did is shorten people's careers
Someone post the Tim Sylvia picture

>>77225007
I'm also not hype for this fight at all. Two glass bodies going against each other isn't intriguing to me at all, maybe last year but not now.

>>77225053
They should def put it on he undercard, don't waste space on the main

>>77225007
it's the only decent fight on the main card lol

>>77225062
>>77225053
>>77225007

:^)

>>77225041
YAS KANG

SLAY

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The Suicide Prevention Hotline is 18002738255. Please reach out if you need help. Even cheetoh fingered dorks matter. Schaub bless.

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>>77225081

>>77225041
>Make promotional video encouraging people to focus on themselves and family and friends instead of haters
>Do literally nothing besides train, fight and talk about haters and how social media shits all over him
>Call everyone racist
>Get strangled by demian maia hopefully

>>77224908

Absolutely every MMA fan in the world knows the outcome of this fight

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>>77225122
>M-m-m-maia
Can't wait for:
>p-p-ponzinibio

>>77225069
I'm trying to deflect hype so that the MMA gods don't pull one them with an injury. FUCK Donald Cerrone and FUCK welterweight people!

>>77225153
Tyron will be /myboy/ if he heems Ponzi after the shit that hue pulled on Gunner. Plus, anything to keep a Brazilian from holding a belt.

Cowboy vs Lawler should be a five round fight.

>>77225206
I already saw Condit vs. Lawler

>>77225220

Cowboy would fuck Condit up

>>77225228
I disagree 100%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksCpX4mClMI

weekly hack slack

>>77225228
Lol no

>>77225270

You need to want to win, my man. Condit has zero drive.

>>77225331
Neither does Cerrone. Only good for crashing cans on short notice.

gewby

>>77225308
f off

>>77225228
No way, my guy. Condit would kick the shit out of his body.

>>77225403
This might be true actually. That'd be bad news for Cowby. I'm still feeling like Cowboy might beat Robbie, though. But I also thought Condit beat Lawler too lol

>>77225348
I think Cowboy has way more of a killer instinct than Condit. I don't even think Condit likes fighting anymore. Cowboy loves fighting dude come on lol

>>77225420
2011 Condit would completely destroy Cerrone

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*grabs one of your legs*

>>77225403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW6SGAEycXo

>Condit kicks

>>77225436
yeah well that was six years ago my dude lol

>>77225440
P4P most boring fighter, sad you pick him to post of all Huezillian fighters

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>>77224969
Appreciate it bro. I don't think anyone else here makes better threads! Schaub bless.

Maia could hold down and rape everyone in this sub and there's not a thing anyone could do about it.

>>77225480
nah I'd claw his eyes right out

>>77225480
Not if I gouge his eyes out bud lmao

>>77225480
I'd stick my fingers in his eyesockets

>>77225474
I love this webm

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>>77225480

Pretty sure I could just brute force my way out of his bullshit.

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>>77225467
Well he is the closest to the belt out of all Hue men, and Nunes isn't exactly anything to be proud of at the moment

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RIP Chester Bennington

>https://twitter.com/HeatherHardyBox/status/888105604002177025

>>77225480
he probably could desu, but he's still a boring fighter who's long streak is only possible because of favorable match ups

masvidal was the first real challenge desu

>>77225620
Looks like two eye pokes

post ur favorite hue walkout song in memory of chester:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYU-8IFcDPw

>>77225629
>because of favorable match ups
He was an underdog against Gunny (lol)

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>>77225375

>>77225627
>get molested for years
>start doing drugs
>get beat up in school
>dead end job at mcdonalds
>still push on in life

>turn your shit around, become a professional musician
>get huge success
>get cute wife that gives you half a dozen kids

>kill yourself

damn

>>77225692
You'd think he'd Anhero earlier, why kill you are self when everything is going good for you...

>>77225712
he got old and linkin park is meme music

plenty of reasons

>>77225712
maybe it was just one of those days, where he didn't want to wake up

>>77225692
you said it all

>>77225690
I don't get why you keep posting that, it's a legitimate question.

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>>77224970

>>77225759
Just shows what the Canadian contributes here. I seek to humble him and turn him into a hypocrite.

If I ever had it in my head that I'd be "killing myself" I'd just travel to middle east with money I have and just buy guns to kill any ISIS scum I can before they kill me

>>77225776
You'd risk getting tortured for an HD video instead of insta-kill suicide?

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>>77224970

>>77225775
It's more interesting than literally anything that Schaub has said in the last eight years, my guy.

>>77225790
You think they risk losing men to catch me alive? No way, they either shoot me or they start losing men

>>77225776
You'd be dead before you fired the first shot

>>77225666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

a classic

>>77225776
Depressed people don't think like that.

>>77225810
Still better than dying like a fucking coward by suicide

>>77225809
Like I said, it's a risk.

>>77225824
This, even getting out of bed is a battle.

>>77225830
Suicide by cop is still suicide, la.

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100%

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>>77225776
I think about that occasionally

I'd personally go out to an abandoned building on some property somewhere and just shoot myself.

>>77225830
You do know that you're still committing suicide right?

>>77225776

I'd go to one of the cheap whore countries like Thailand with a pound of coke and a stash of viagra and just barebacked everything that moves.

Permaheem myself after I get HIV if I don't OD before that.

>>77225862
It's not, it's fighting an honorable cause. If I die, I die

>>77225851
Not that OJ would ever appear (his first interview will be for BIG bux), I don't think they would have a good rapport. OJ is on some next level shit, he won't sit down and shoot the shit for 3 hours. Everything he says from here on out is going to be carefully orchestrated.

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>>77225863
Based croatbro

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>Maia, Tyron put you in a coma for 5 years
>damn, can't wait to listen to all the new linkin park albums

>>77225863
Sounds even worse. What's wrong with you?

>>77225668
He shouldn't have been desu, everyone knew it would go to the ground and that Maia would have the advantage.

Woodley will probably heem him in the upcoming fight without Maia being able to get close.

>>77225851
can't wait desu

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>>77225896
one steak gastelum was puny

Demian Maia will be shattered by todays news.

>>77225899
Epic failure of a joke

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What exactly did this dream mean?

>>77225918
Kelvin is going to join brother Kennedy to fight off sandniggers

>>77225863
Heroin is the drug to do if you wanna permaheem yourself, coke OD is gonna be painful as fuck, you either get a heart attack, respiratory failure or a stroke.

>>77225629
>>77225906
Condit was the favourite.

Yeah so the other day we got into it about Ramzan Kadyrov and his association with MMA fighters. Apparently there was a documentary about that subject on HBO Real Sports the other day. Anybody see it?

I subscribe to HBO, hopefully it will show up on demand.

>>77225918
Kelvin is going to pound mousasi's middle eastern ass until he shouts "No more!"

>>77225944
It's all about fentanyl now.

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what did he mean by this

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>>77225968
>firefox

>>77225917
Reddit loved it, kys

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>>77225980
>Reddit loved it

>>77225918
ghost of Tim Kennedy victims of course, brother Kelvin is hilarious

>>77225899
fuck i literally woke myself up to crack maia jokes

>>77225968
Those elbows didn't really have an effect on Lee getting Chiesa's back, you could argue they did but whatever

Lee suprised me by biting down on his glove to sink in the choke, crafty shit

>>77225988
shit that actually makes sense

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>>77225988
>>77226002

>>77225968
Source.

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>manlets
>wmma
Lol

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>>77226030
Enjoy your ppv points mighty meme lol

>>77226030
They expect the PPV to have shit numbers because of fatigue from MayMac. Why burn good fights? Just load it up with crap.

>>77226030
Lmao they actually did it

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>>77225907
>one arm looks huge
>the other looks small
good attempt at 'outangling'

>>77226030
>>77226050
Damn that's rough for MM and it's after 214 and the boxing match RIP

>>77226030
Who's the main event then? Dana's not keen on either of these as far as I'm aware
Seems like bullshit

>>77226030
Never have a I wanted a PPV to fail more than this one. I refuse to purchase it and break my long streak.

>>77226030
>We told Dana to give Mighty Mouse a PPV headline
>He actually did it, the absolute madman!

>>77226030
Nunes is gonna get burned on PPV points after pulling out

>“In the referee’s opinion just prior to the stoppage your hands stopped defending the choke, were in mid-air, wobbly and limp, and were moving towards your waist,” Miller wrote in the letter. “This is confirmed by watching the tape in super slow motion.”

Who /SuperSlowMotion/ here?

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>>77226071
That's what happens when you are in Dana's doghouse, he should had collected more good boy points
Joanna will have so many that she will get a shot at TUF winner to become a champ champ lol

So Weidman is going to wrestlfuck Gastelum right?

>>77226232
Up until he gasses and gets finished.

>>77226232
He's going to walk down Gastelum with his chin out and get knocked out

>>77226238
sounds very plausible

>>77226232
No way Chris has cardio to wrestlefuck Fridge for 5 rounds

>>77226213
Jerome had a fucking right on on him

>>77226030
JDS-Ngannou the real headliner on that card

>>77226238
Weidman now has cardio issues based off of 1 fight huh?

>>77226232
I can see Weidman taking his back and subbing him

>>77226303
Did you not watch the Machida fight?

Whats damiens maia's walk out song gunna be now?

>>77226327
Stitches - fuck niggas

>>77226327
DIG

BURY CHESTER

>>77226322
I did and I remember Weidman winning 4 rounds

>>77226339
He also gassed.

>>77226327
Still linkin park, which did he walk out to last time?

>>77225899
I'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUUUUUMB

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>>77226030
>nunes AND mighty meme BTFO
BASED

>>77226342
He also won.

Gastelum lost to Neil Magny over 5 rounds, so I really don't rank him that high.

Weidman will win, dare I say, by stoppage.

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>>77226337
ok which one of you was this?

>>77226365
The Magny fight was a straight-up robbery. Weidman also faded badly against Mousasi and Romero

>>77226030
Nunes is literally a man

>>77226382
>The Magny fight was a straight-up robbery
No it wasn't. Magny won the first 3 rounds fair and square.

>Weidman also faded badly against Mousasi and Romero
He wasn't fading against Luke, and Mousasi/Romero are a tier above Gastelum.

Where's Spainsperg, is he still mourning his loss to Gunnar?

>>77226365
>Gastelum lost to Neil Magny over 5 rounds, so I really don't rank him that high.

Weidman has only beaten washed up Brazilians, so I don't really rank him that high.

>>77225692
he tried so hard and got so far

>>77226120
joanna got ronda and mcgregor msg money, dana loves her, I wouldn't be surprised to see her on the gsp return card

>>77226421
>Weidman has only beaten washed up Brazilians
Could say the same thing about Gastelum

>>77226369
Woodley runs that account

>>77226369
hitler didn't like gays so this picture doesn't make sense

>>77226405
In the Luke fight they both looked gassed after round 2. He did gas vs Mousasi IMO and Kelvin's gastank is excellent. Weidman needs a finish in the first two rounds or grind the first three rounds out and then survive. He will get pieced up later in the fight IMO. This is coming from somebody who is still on the team btw.

>>77226440
Kennedy is an American, my guy.

>>77225712
>>77225743
My theory he was drinking or some shit because it was the memorial of the death of his best mates suicide lead singer of sound garden

and he got all emotional and was like i wanna be with you in heaven brah

and so he offed himself

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ok which one of you was this?

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>>77226461
>This is coming from somebody who is still on the team btw
Not for long

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>>77226436
Dana personally gifted her 30 pairs of Jordan's that she never wears after stepping up on short notice against Penne. She's definitely one of his favorites not counting big earners like Conor and Ronda

Just checked damiens twitter nothing about chester

typical linkin park fan

>>77225956
also interested in HBO 'Real Sports' Kadyrov episode. hope someone uploads it

>>77226486
he's 50 years old. check his friendster page

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>>77226485
is she bulking for 125? or fighting some nobody at 115? pictured here at the worst city on earth.

>>77226499
in the end it didn't even matter to damien

>>77226461
People are vastly underrating Weidman the same way they were underrating Frankie against Yair.

Gastelum is a hype-train, the UFC has been feeding him guys like Big Pigg and Vitor for that Mexico audience.

Weidman's cardio only started becoming an issue recently, he's not fighting bloody Yoel Romero, Weidman by stoppage in round 3, either submission or TKO. I literally don't rank Gastelum at all.

>>77226486
>>77226508
Take it to /mu/ boris.

>>77226030
1.5 million ppv buys

>>77226382
The only member of the media who agrees with you is Patrick Wyman, who also believes that Joanna Champion is the best striker in the UFC.

>>77226485
the wmma GOAT

>>77226515
I just wanted to get some damien maia jokes in

p-please twitch viewers buy my PPV so I can keep fighting cans

>>77226510
Agree with this post desu, I do rate Gastelum though

>>77226030
Here everyone it's Schaub's girl with Ray Borg:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAxEjN3DfmE

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>>77226506
She's either gonna be on MSG, Gdańsk or less likely Detroit card. 125 ain't gonna be a thing by then yet
Pictured here at the city I don't like the most

>>77226531
YOU

JUST

KNOW

>>77226510
frankie was winning before he fought yair though. weidman got USADA'd and has been just existing ever since

>>77226531
Schaub has great taste

If I were the UFC I'd have Amanda Nunes booked as a speaker all over the world at LGBT conventions.

Imagine if Amanda could harness the power of that group. She would be a massive draw.

>>77226544
>weidman got USADA'd
Nice buzzword.

Weidman has been fighting top 5 guys, Gastelum isn't a top 5 guy.

>>77226531
i always thought she was asian

ray borg misses weight, mighty mouse doesn't get his 11th defense, and then he ends up having to fight killashaw later on anyway

>>77226531
>>77226030
this would be worth buying if the guys were fighting the girls

>>77226562
>Gastelum isn't a top 5 guy
he's about to be

>>77226570
That was the thing that cracked me up about mighty meme using the Tj cant make weight excuse when Borg has missed weight 2 or 3 times

>>77226562
>Gastelum isn't a top 5 guy.

Neither is Weidman.

>>77226562
If he could put down the big enchilada he'd be a top 5 welterweight right now and he's on the brink of being top 5 middleweight.

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>>77226570
I honestly hope he misses weight, imagine how smug dana would be

>>77226558
>Imagine if Amanda could harness the power of that group. She would be a massive draw.

Think for one second think before you come up with ideas like that.

>>77226531
Damn she is looking nice and brown. That perfect Spanish really tingles Borg's dingle as you can see, mine as well.

>>77226590
Dumb post from a dumb flag

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Don't tell me this doesn't make you think.

>>77225851
can anyone explain to a non burger why this OJ simpson is so famous? i know he was a football player who killed someone but so was aaron hernandez and he never was anywhere near as famous

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>>77226030
Really sad how they are screwing DJ. Fuck you Dana and fuck manlet haters, I like watching flyweights especially current P4P #1. Hope he's doing well on twitch & other ventures

>>77226643
Cheetos are disgusting, BBQ chips are best

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>>77226590
>4 out of 5 top middleweights are in the L column right now

Nice division you got there, buddehs

>>77226650
Publicized trial, people deciding for themselves he was guilty and the verdict being different causing public outrage, etc

>you now remember that god awful brit who was bragging non stop about how he had got 3 main events right in a row
>I need to start putting money on fights, predicting fights right holds off my suicide etc

He picked Gunnar

>>77226650
His trial was right after Rodney king getting beaten. Racial tensions were very high and his trial was a nationwide phenomenon. He was the good black guy and then he murdered his wife and her lover. People were very split along racial lines over whether he should have been found guilty or not and a lot of black communities considered it a victory that he was let off.

>>77226664
Middleweight on up is a bit of a trashcan fire at the moment.

>>77226664
Because they're killing themselves off because Bisping's vagina hasn't fully healed

>>77226650
OJ was a more accomplished athlete and did movies/TV after retiring from the NFL.

>>77226650
because he was in television and movies since the 1970s dipshit

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>>77226664
Not everyone is lucky enough to be fighting 46 year old retirees

>>77226654
manlet detected

>>77226650
He was the greatest football player at his position of his era stuck on a terrible team. Then when he retired he was a successful actor in a bunch of movies with Leslie Nielsen.
Then was this whole murder trial which was super huge drama with car chases and racial tension. He got off scott free in a controversial trial and later got to prison for robbery because his life was JUSTed like that.
Basically
>he was a much better player than Hernandez
>he was a movie star
>his trial was a giant spectacle
>racial politics in the USA
>verdict of his trial still a talking point for conversations after few beers

>>77226650
Because of race and he was far more famous than Aaron Hernandez and the his wife that he killed was somewhat of a celebrity too

>>77226650
seriously who even is aaron hernandez tho

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>>77226654

How likely is a Jon and Stipe fight after Jon mops the floor with DC?

>>77226656
Ranch flavoring is the best traditional flavoring

>>77226746
Bad Schaub impersonator.

>>77226746
He was a dummy who could had been where Gronk is now if he wasn't such a dumb thug

>>77226759
you're seeing things that aren't there my man

>>77226632
>Bisping
>Whittaker
>Romero
>Rockhold
>Jacare
>Weidman

Check the record, bud.

I kinda wish MMA fighters weren't so breakable so we could have them fight like ten times a year like boxers did back in the day. Imagine.

that bellator ppv crashed and burned lmfao

>>77226746
he's the Kelvin Gastelum of football but with murder instead of burritos

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Did you guys buy your copy yet?

>>77226754
Jon is fighting Brock Lesnar, bud

>>77226779
Jacare is ranked below Weidman you dumb flag

>>77226788
This sealed Gooby's fate. Once you get a book out, it's a death sentence in any sport.

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>>77226779
>Check the record, bud.

>>77226754
It'll be the Gus rematch next and if he wins that then Stipe

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>Has arm under his chin
>Stops defending the choke
>Fight gets called a technical submission
>"Dude I knew what I was doing, I would've won!"

Pathetic.

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>>77226809

>>77226809
i'm guessing jack slack the meme analyst is the author

>>77226825
chiesa is the sorest loser in MMA. he made 20 different excuses and kept whining when lauzon beat him too

>>77226815
A rematch with Gus would be a fucking banger. Both guys are still on a relatively even playing field; Jones has had a lot of time off/personal stress and been USADA'd, and Gus was in a war with DC and got heemed by Rumble.

>>77226673
Also picked Betche, Black Beast, and Aldo

Sad!

>>77226825
>i was playing dead

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>>77226813
What did they mean by this?

>>77226815
>>77226840
Jones vs Gus was the greatest fight i've ever seen.

>>77224715
Is this real? Jesus christ, why doesn't Vitor just ask for easy fights at this point in his career? What the fuck is the point of getting skullraped by a hulking roidmonster?

>>77226849
Lol when did Jacare jump to #4?
>For sure Tim Boetsch is a tough test my guy

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Predict the PPV buys

>>77226861
Definitely top 5 for me, the last 2 rounds were amazing. Still think Gus won though

>>77226875
100k. Nobody's buying this weak shit two weeks after MayMac.

>>77226876
>Still think Gus won though
casual

>>77226875
I think it'll come up a bit short

Good for Mighty Mouse for having some balls and sticking up to the red tomato

Why do people feel like Gastelum can hang with the top middleweights when his only 185 win is current-year Vitor? He's fucking 5'9" in a division where everybody is 6' with big reach. He was elite when he could make 170 but I just think he's too small now.

>>77226884
Fuck off he won the first 3 rounds

>>77226893
>his only 185 win is current-year Vitor?

Kennedy, you fucking casual. BUILD WALL.

>>77226861
The end of that fourth round when Gus is getting mauled by Jones and Jones goes for the takedown and Gus, bloodied and battered and half-heemed, just shoves his ass away and both guys shakily stand upright for the horn, what a fucking moment. Def the best LHW fight ever.

>>77226908
>Tim Kennedy
Lmao

>>77226893
and Cormier is only 5'10 and the champ in a division with 6'1+ 76in+ reach monsters

Sure gastly's wrestling isn't on DC's level but I consider his striking to be better

>>77226908
Fuck, I totally forgot about Kennedy. But is he really comparable to guys like Rockhold and Weidman and Yoel?

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>>77226893
>his only 185 win is current-year Vitor
last year Kennedy but still
> division where everybody is 6' with big reach
only 2 inches shorter reach than Whittaker, the champ apparent, the other WW reject

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>>77226875
it actually has 2 good non title fights

>>77226650
Watch "OJ: Made in America"
It's pretty great

donde esta el picks?

>>77226933
>>77226928
I've atoned. No bully.

Gastelum's last 4 wins

>Vitor Belfort
>Tim Kennedy
>Johnny Hendricks
>Nate Marquadt

If this list doesn't scream "WASHED UP" then idk what does, you can make a case of Weidman being washed up but I personally don't think he's there yet.

>>77226935
Is Sara mcmann the strongest woman in the ufc?

>>77226954
Cyborg.

>>77226954
She has the best arms

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/ourguy/ is back

>>77226954
i think alexandra albu is the only woman in the ufc who can do 10 pull ups

>>77226945
The fact that Kennedy is his best win on a list of three former champions is pretty sad. Thanks, USADA.

>>77226967
>i think alexandra albu is the only woman in the ufc who can do 10 pull ups
thats funny and sad at the same time

>>77226945
No matter who a new contender fights, after they heat them people say they were an easy fight or washed up. See Ngannou & Baby Cynthia

>>77226964
kajan johnsons is a huge faggot i hope he gets knocked out

>>77226935
>who da fook is dat guy XDDDDD

>>77226650
Basically he chimped out (like any nigger) killed his ex wife and her bf. Then when he was at trial and all the evidence pointed to him he played the race card. Niggers and cucks being niggers and cucks immediately chimed in with "HE DINDU NUFFIN!" and he was acquitted, ironically, based entirely on his being black.
Remember the Zimmerman trial? Remember all those people who cried that Zimmerman killed Trayvon "because he was black" and that "justice ain't been done y'all" and "he a white man so he beat da system!" (even though he's a Cuban-Mexican mix which isn't remotely white)? Those were the same people who whooped and hollered when OJ Simpson was acquitted.

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>>77226967
Hnng that bitch is fit

UFC 215 is lowkey a comfy card

>>77226935

Damn, Dana punished Nunes hard for skipping the fight.

>>77226964
>>77226964
I thought that was Mike Perry

>>77227004
It's a casual deterrent

>>77226985
The secret is that most UFC divisions have only a handful of truly elite fighters and they rarely fight each other. So you get a lot of middle-of-the-road Ws in a row to make up for it.

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>>77226963

>>77227015
This. If you aren't pumped af for Ray Borg vs Mighty Mouse you are NOT a real fight fan.

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does anyone unironically want maia to win?

>>77227038
You're the casual I'm talking about

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hey picksbro make sure to get a picture with joanna this weekend and upload it here

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>>77227047
It would be a nice storybook ending for him I guess. He's a bore but he's a good guy at the same time, would be nice to see him get a happy ending at the tail end of his career

>>77226893
he's said it himself before that he's going to try to get his shit together to go back down, and that he can't really beat a lot of the guys like Rockhold or Weidman because of his size

he's a cheeky fucker who has full intention of going back down in weight and is only sniping washed up middleweights to pad his record. in his eye's Weidman's just not a top middleweight anymore and i kind of agree

>>77227047
I really enjoy BJJ and Maia so me, the faggot.

>>77227090
I'd give Kelvin a good chance against Bobby though, that fight may not be that far away from happening

>>77227116
When's her CumOnMyTattoo debut?

>>77227047
yes

>>77226985
>Stipe
Beat Arlovski and Hunt for a title shot
>DC
Beat Rumble for the vacant title after taking an L from the previous champ
>Bisping
Fill-in fight, came off wins over Anderson, Leites, and CB Dolloway
>Woodley
Beat Stun Gun and Gastelum, was supposed to fight Hendricks before >3 streaks meme
>Conor
Jumped into the division without a LW win
>Holloway
Fuck, he just put in the work. Pettis, Lamas, Stephens, Swanson, Oliveira, ect.
>Cody
Heemed his way through some whos, his wins over Almeida and Mizugaki got him to the title
>MM
>MM

So very few UFC champs have actually fought a shitload of high-level talent to get the shot. MMA is all about style matchups, less about records.

>>77227130
albu hasn't fought anyone, if kailin somehow manages to lose

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>>77227047
He's a nice guy but I don't want Woodley posting to ever end my guy. He completely blew out the wonderboi bandwagon nuthuggers (twice) and I will always love him for that.

>>77227157
>(twice)

Check the record, bud.

>>77227157
Woodley has a chance to clinch preliminary /boy/ status with me if he heems Ponzi.

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>>77227163
He wasn't supposed to make it past round 1 against le karate man.

>>77227169
>preliminary /boy/ status
literally cringed

>>77227047
anyone smart does, tyrone isn't marketable.

>>77227047
Who else even has a chance at WW? I feel like that division is becoming very bereft of believable contenders. If Woodley gameplans Maia, he can probably hold that belt for a while.

Whittaker has absolutely no chance against Bisping.

The bloody British bastard is gonna retire undisputed.

>>77227185
You're one sensitive individual, then. Maybe this (You) will make you feel better.

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>>77227178
not much to say when you're high above the mucky muck

>>77227201
Whittaker is literally Bisping but better at everything. Bob won't drop a round.

>>77227157
Woodley is a weird one for me, sometimes he's likeable and sometimes very annoying, kinda like DC. Doesn't help that his last fight sucked

>>77226825
He was robbed

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>>77227226
Of a nap time

OK, realistically, all memes aside, what if any paths to victory does DC have?

>>77227257
jones was memed

dc wins easily, so there's that

>>77227257
Pressure Jones on the feet. When landed some good shots when they were fighting in a phone booth. Other than that, idk. This is one fight where DC can't lay & pray is way to victory. Maybe if Jones' powerlifting habbit makes him gas DC can steal rounds 4 and 5.

>>77227257
uppercuts and wrestlefucking

>>77227257
Jones magically got glass chin syndrome from Arlovski and Reem.

>>77227257
Ring rust, Extended fingers no longer being allowed (big for Jon), Jon's last performance not being PRIME ELUSIVE UNORTHODOX Jones, DC being active and improving

The first fight was close in the early rounds, these little edges can play a big factor in swinging entire rounds