UEFA Womens EURO 2017: Holland vs Denmark

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>important danish player got an injury due to fatigue after 1 (one) game

>>77224701
lmao

>Miedema hattrick when ffs

>wymyn
>refball

out

Era penal t.b.h

this schwalbe

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LOL, what the fuck was that dive? Or do you reckon she legit tripped herself up?

>era penal

IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

no era this time

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Why is she so perfect?

>>77224785
So glad to have lived in the Era of Robben

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>>77224800
PRESS F

Gib Dekker pls!

If I was commentating on this i'd be so afraid to accidentally say something sexist and lose my job

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Anyone else think pic related looks like Caroline Graham Hansen's slightly autistic little sister?

Do you think they should show QT men in the crowd at women's tournaments? I mean, it's only fair

>>77224839
I would probably be fired, because of complaining about how bad they are.

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Kika a cute

>>77224828
F

To many it was their favorite band during childhood/early teens. I too was hooked on their music during those years ago.

>>77224828
Lul shit "musician" ded.

Our keeper is so awesome.

Also it's 1-0 for us :)

>>77224919
only kids with shit taste liked that garbage so who cares.

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who else /messima/ here?

>>77224839
I'm watching the game on Eurosport which has the best commentators in this country. Commentators from any other channel would start saying condescending crap anytime.

>>77224816
Why is she so plain.

What is that transsexual nigger doing in the Dutch squad?

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>>77224933
This, right here. Only little girly faggots listened to that garbage

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i like this one

>>77224963
her plainness is what makes her so cute though

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>>77224963
>plain
t. nigger

>>77224933
>>77224982
Are you sure you didn't? Sounds like their music would fit you perfectly with your tryhard posts.

What would happen if LCIM would be brought in?

BLACKED.com scene with all Dutch and Danish girls when?

>>77225022
>American banter

>>77225030
Cutting inside most likely

>>77225030
15-0 odd something

>>77225029
sorry, at age 14 I already found my own music instead of being spoonfed by radiostations. If that's tryhard, whatever.

>>77224976
>not putting a contrast nigger in your squad to make the average looking girl appear more attractive

>>77225031
It needs to happen soon.
We need to destroy the white race

>>77225030
another dive penalty is my guess

>LCIW

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>Tfw 22 and touchless kissless virgin

>>77224976
Winning them the game

>>77225114
are you me in two months?

thread is moving so fast nobody will see that i'm gay

>>77225133
pls be in delft

>>77225114
>>77225130

being dutch

still a touchless virgin at 22

WTF HOW
are you just autist?
Neder people fuck so much wtf

>>77225154
y-yeah

>>77225159
>are you just autist?
yes

anyone got a webm of van de donk getting shoved out of the way there by that larger dominant woman??

>>77225159
>neder people fuck so much

Oh yeah?

>>77225186
like legit autistic? or just socially awkward because your parents didnt teach you how to be a person?

>>77225217
yes

>>77225231
PDD-NOS technically
I was diagnosed last year

>>77225231
Ok

>>77225159
Not even an autist.
Maybe im only autistic when it comes to being intimate.

I have considered so many factors why in still a virgin. I think it is because of my major histocompatibility complex. I Just dont attracties any females.

>>77225248
pdd-nos is echt kwakzalverij

je bent gewoon sukkeltje

>>77225265
*Attract

Fucking Dutch autocorrect

>>77225022
It's good to be Frisian when even our plain girls are top tier to other races.

>>77225195
Post a cap with timestamp

>>77225273
volgens mij heeft het autsime kenniscentrum daar iets meer verstand van dan jij

Louisa Necib commentating instead of being on the field

reeeeeeeee

>>77225292
Not even memeing she would be considered a 9 here.

>eating ice cream sprinkles on top of bread

the dutch are madmen

>>77225340
Hagelslag is delicious m8

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Nice, Hoogendijk as analist on dutch tv.

how many bicycles do you own lads?
3 here

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The crowd is so bad. Kill me.
I'm also just shocked by the poor marking and positional play.

>>77225340
I think you mean genius madmen

Ah yes, a mcdonalds advert with 2 niglets, 2 shitskinlets and 1 white child in Great Britain in the year 2017

how wonderfully diverse of them

>>77225248
>PDD-NOS
well then just hire a hooker bro

i mean youre at a disadvantage trying to attract people since you cant socialize effectively, literally 0 shame in getting your dick wet with a hooker
just be careful, you need to experience it youll realize its not tha tbig of a deal but will feel better.


>>77225265
read above

fuck a woman and it will be easier to try to interact with women intimately

>>77225329
I went to a high school that was half Latino, and the other half a mix of niggers Jews and Asians with maybe only 20 percent whites. And consider that many of those whites were white trash and strange mutt mixes. So very small pool og Anglo/Germans that the attractive women can come from

>>77225360
Only 3 here too, because I dont have room to store more.

>>77225362
Well I only heard about good pressing and shit during the half time 'analysis' so you are sexist

>>77225360
Only 2 at the moment. Retarded junky crashed in to me a couple of months ago. His bike was fine whereas mine was totally wrecked.

Really loved that bike. Junky got away as quick as possible. Fucking degenerate scumbag

>>77225305
I am watching on tv but it happens at 42:50 at the corner

>>77225360
4. Road, commute, mid and high end mountain

>>77225388

I'm still enjoying myself, don't get me wrong. It's just better on TV I think.

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>>77225391

>>77225329
>>77225381
Tfw I go on vacation and there are only ugly chicks.

>>77225413
>Tfw nog mountains here

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why is women's football so shit compared to womens handball which is actually pretty good

>>77225433
No*

Fucking Dutch autocorrect

I would take her Haarder If you know what i mean

>>77225376
honestly my biggest fear with getting a hooker (and I know this is oing to sound fucking stupid) is that I wouldn't really know what to do with her. I know everyone has that problem the first time but for most people the first time is when they're 16, not when they're 21. I don't really know why I even give a shit. I mean, she's a hooker, who even cares what she thinks but there you go

>>77225445
estrogen fucks up womens feets and hips

>>77225362
I was at Denmark - Belgium earlier, crowd was horrible indeed. They also moved me to the VIP section instead of the Danish block which I asked. It was all youth teams, children and shit. No beer, pffff, and the level of play was pretty bad too.

wow she grabbed her by the tit

CUTIE DOWN!

can we have webms of physical confrontations and qts getting injured pls, it's my fetish. thanks

>>77225468
I've used hookers in the past and I have that same feeling every time. If you get 1 that takes the initiative it can be really nice but if she just lies there going: do what you wanna do, that doesn't fly for me either.

>>77225360
3 or 4

Is this game being played at a library? Jesus Dutchies.

>>77225468
do this

get a hooker
and literally tell her what to do like you would with a dog

>suck my dick, good girl
>get on the bed, either tell her on her back or be alpha "face down ass up"
>put a condom on
>touch her pussy
>tease her pussy with your dick
>slip it in
>go full autist or ask her if how she likes it
>i woudl say go slow at first then just go ham on that pussy till you cum

this is about getting yoru dick wet for the experience, not necessarily having a good time

you can tell the crowd is filled with women and betas

no ambience whatsoever

>>77225468
Well then you just tell her why you're there, who knows maybe you'll have one with a shred of personality who will take it easy with you (if you pay enough) and it wont be the weirdest request a client has had

>>77225457
best minster of culture by far

>>77225522
>>77225468

no dont tell a hooker
she might be a cunt

also lol at that danish miss

>>77225425
Kek don't come on vacation here unless you're doing something specific in our nature areas.
>American cities
Been turned into nigger infested and cager dominated hellholes
>American architecture
We shat on our colonial tradition by bulldozing all the nice buildings and putting up satanic Jewish/communist designed garbage in it's place
>American women
Goes without saying
>American beaches
Nigger or spic infested depending on where you are
>Las Vegas
>Willingly giving your money to jews
>American/jewnited airlines
Super expensive compared to yours

>>77225360
How many bicycles would you say the median Dutch person has? Is 2-3 standard? Are there a lot of family bikes that people share?
Any Dutchbros can answer pls thx

>>77225473
>no beer
Such a shame

>>77225526
>tfw all you wanted was to go home and eat risengroed but a journalist wants to ask you though questions.

>>77225539
Every family member has one or two city bike plus sport bikes

I would give her the Spitse if you know what im saying

>>77225491
This

>>77225513
>and literally tell her what to do like you would with a dog
>suck my dick, good girl

Jesus, this sounds like the most virgin advice ever.

>>77225536
i still have this really romantic view of small towns like in Tremors or Jericho (tv series)

>>77225539
2 is pretty standard for young people

>>77225585
Aight

>>77225573
Youre fotgetting about the supermarket bike and the canal bike and the beach bike.
Basically we have 4 or 5 bikes each.

>>77225600
And the train station bike and the folding bike.

how much would you pay for van de donks socks after this match

i would like to have sex with some of these players if you know what i mean

>tfw your bike gets stolen

>>77225592
how?
he is asking on what to do with her
when i mean " like a dog" is like commanding, not asking it will make it awkward

he is a literal autist
so
just tell her what to do

??

Plus thats how i would talk to my gf anyway, most women like being told what to do

>most girls like being called "good girl" when they do what you ask them lmao
you sound like a virgin.

I'm fucking high on benzo's, feels good man, i'm flying

for younger people 2-3 sounds about accurate
1 wreck to go about the city when going out drinking / shopping without fear of it getting stolen.
1 nice commuter/ touring bike
1 mtb/ road racing bike

maybe in the country side you can combine 1 and 2

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>The dutch

>>77225539
>normal bike
>shitty bike that you can leave outside overnight because you don't care if it gets stolen
>bike you use to go to work
>bike you still have at your parents house that they've been asking you to get rid of but you don't because you don't actually give a shit
>back-up bike

>>77225632
>he doesn't have 4 backup bikes
ISHYGDDT

>>77225539
>sharing bikes

how can we go anywhere together then...

>>77225360
3, but 2 of them are broken (though the shit that's broken on one is the good part on the other, so I think I'm just gonna combine those two to make 1 good bike)

>>77225645
lekker, pik

>>77225513
Just try not to say you got to go fast.

Miedema needs to improve her posture

>>77225647
like most young people have a mtb/road racing bike

most students only have a shitty junkie bike

>>77225645
How did you get them?

>>77225659
Actually 4, forgot about the nice bike I have at my parents'

>>77225513
thanks for the advice amerifriend. I might do that

>>77225681
doctor's prescription, how else

>Kildemoes

Speaking of bikes ...

>>77225701
Illegally

>>77225679
when i lived in 10 person student flat in utrecht half of us had a racing bikes beside our regular wreck.

>>77225707
>Speaking of bikes
because you want to ride her?

Kek, van der donk.

>>77225707
Makes you think

>>77225718
That too
But because Kildemoes is the name of a famous Danish bike brand.

The dutch leftback is terrible.

>>77225699
do it friend

dont worry about it and just fucking do it once it happens youlls realize its not a big deal and you wont be so nerve wracked trying to get laid with a regular girl

so it will be good for you.

girls that play football casually are hot and fit

girls that play football even semi professionally is insufferable try hards

Is Christian Eriksens sister on the bench?

>>77225770
>>77225699
just say youre the dude who got hooker
post in football threads after you do it and im sure ill find it :)

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What are you drinking to make this more tolerable

>>77225772
same goes for any athlete of either gender in any sport
if you want get to the top level you have to be a fucking tryhard

>if hitler had won all women would look like the Danish national team

>>77225772
>why do people that do something at a higher level take it so seriously

Kasper pls

>>77225800
>thai thai
good taste nederbro

having a nice Pinot Grigio here

>>77225819
Except Nadim

>>77225800
hertog jan here

>>77225811
just because your country side women's team advanced to league 5 out of 6 possible leagues doesnt mean you should suddenly be buying 700 euro shoes and pre-heating gel

>it's an 1-0 episode

>play decent
>not being able to score
>lose

Truly this is just like watching the men's national team.

>>77225800
Tfw suffering through this game with water only, because your doing a month alcoholfree.

>tfw can't drink because I have to get up at 6:30

>>77225873
Dutch girls are notoriously hard to penetrate ;)

van veenendaal GOATing it up

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>>77225873
>play decent
>like watching the men's national team

>>77225895
kek this

>>77225888
She looks like a goat.

>>77225895
Usually they dominate the field but are never able to score.

That's why we end up losing 0-1 to meme countries such as Kazakhstan.

"Oranjes are pressed right now"

We actually have a female pundit trying to banter wtf

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Impressive thread

>>77225912
panic passing the ball to eriksen watching him get stomped by three defenders is not what i would call 'dominating'

>>77225932
But but muh possesion

>>77225923
orange is the new BLACKED am i right

>it's another Holland wins thanks to a bullshit penalty episode

and people ask me why I don't support the Dutch NT...

>>77225932
muh shit nt eriksen

>ywn be bodychecked by Pernille Harder while disrupting the wall

ydimsa

>>77225962
Landverrader

>>77225962
you support the dutch nt because you're dutch

it's that simple, cuck

Danish #12 and #17 are cute.

Harder is top waifu material 2bh

Larsen a cute

>>77226004
fuck that noise blindly following some bullshit feeling of national pride because your mom pooped you out on this patch of land is the dumbest shit ever.

>>77226009
Stine Larsen is qter imo

The women's sport could be improved massively if they could play on smaller pitches. I know then they wouldn't be able to play in the men's stadiums but it's not like these games get a big crowd anyway.

>>77226015
do you support another country then? cause if you do you're a massive faggot imo

>>77226015
Smerige autist dat je er bent, kanker aub op naar Antrtica ofzo.

>>77226024
>literally all Dutch matches sold out

Dubs gets Stine Larsen

The Dutch team would be perfect if it weren't for the two niggers

Shame.

>>77226015
It is about race dumbass. You are only dutch of you are frisian, saxon or frankish(although de frank is niet blank).

>>77226037
like I give a shit what you think

>>77226038
Want? Verandert wat ik vind ook maar iets aan wat jij vindt? Zo ja, moet je eerder zelf achter je oren krabben waar je mee bezig bent.
>hurr durr kanker
letterlijk 12

>>77226015
>Waarom hebben we überhaupt grenzen toch xdd ???

Tering godver. Optyfen jij

>>77226039
Yeah because you're hosting the tournament.

so, fellow nederlanders, who deserved the victory more?

the ones with all the chances or the ones that dove

>>77226052
there is no such thing as the Dutch race so that's fucking retarded too.

>>77226055
heb ik nooit gezegd debieltje

>>77226060
you did
but we won so yeah tough luck

>>77226060
The ones with the most goals

>>77226060
Could've easily been 1-1 even without the penalty

my god the dutch trainer is a fucking cutie holy shit

whats her name

>>77226056
and tickets are like 10 euros

>>77226067
Landverrader.
Opdonderen kneus

>>77226060
>the ones with all the chances or the ones that dove
those are both the same team though

>>77226090
make me jankbal

>>77226096
>jankbal
What is this actual meme language?

era

>>77226067
Ben je nou nog niet weg??

>>77226067
I just told you the three germanic subraces the Dutch consist of.

all those sad Danish qt ies... I wanna hug them :(

>>77226106
Zegt de Zweed met zijn knäckebröd

Lol

Anouk Hoogendijk is so fuckin qt holy shit

>>77226110
niks wat je doet of zegt zorgt ervoor dat ik weg ga huilebalk dus stop maar gewoon en neem een chill pil

>>77226096
Niemand moet je. Je hebt geen vrienden.
Je verdiend het Nederlanderschap niet.

>>77226124
Optyfen, ga maar voor België juichen.

>>77226111
those are not races dumb fuck

>>77226126
dat is de grap juist kneus. Als je het zou verdienen zou nationale trots ergens op slaan maar je verdiend het niet, je bent het gewoon. Goed in je eigen voet geschoten.

>>77226124
Ga terug naar marokko, achmed.

>>77226121
Nu tycker jag inte vi ska snacka skit om knäcke här

>>77226142
leuk geprobeerd, geen mocro

>>77224988
ew

>>77226126
Gast ga toch niet overal zo serieus op in.. Ik noemde je een autist voor de lol, maar volgens mij ben je het nog echt ook.

>>77226145
Ja, daar versta ik dus geen zak van, mongool

>>77226142
stop feeding him you fucking retard

>>77226136
Het is het werk van je voorouders, kankermongool. Jij bent een voortzetting van die voorouders.

JULLIE ZIJN ALLEMAAL HOMOGEZICHTJES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tot de volgende met onze lieve zuiderbuurtjes :3

>>77226153


Uhh ik bedoelde jou dus.. :
>>77226136

>>77226159
mijn voorouders ben ik niet. Ik heb niet verdiend wat zij gedaan hebben. Das net zo dom als zeggen dat "we" de oorlog gewonnen hebben als je Brits bent.

>>77226121
>zegt >zweed >zijn

why are you scared of s dutchie, what did it do to you

>>77226159
Het boeit hem niet want hij komt van oorsprong niet uit Nederland.

>>77226015
hahahaha

leftards are mentally ill

CRAWLINGGG

>>77226180
Nice argument :^)

>>77226176
wederom, leuk geprobeerd.

>>77226171
Dat ben je wel. Jouw genen bestaan uit hun.

>>77226172
What?
Im a Dutch woman and I will slap you so hard you will cry

>>77224988
Looks like a bleached Amy Schumer.

>>77226194
Paal je tetten.

>>77226189
met zo'n debiele instelling kan je ook zeggen dat de kinderen en kleinkinderen van moordenaars celstraf verdienen.

>>77226194
>tfw no dutch gf to slap me

>>77226214
Not going to degrade myself here
Bovendien heb ik kleine

>>77226239
Daarom kreeg men vroeger de doodstraf of werd men verbannen naar de tinlanden. Kijk maar naar joden, het nare van hun zit in de genen gebakken.

Just got home from the game. I honestly give the 'going to the stadium to watch a game of women's football' experience a 4/10. It just doesn't feel right for me.

>missed waifu wars again

damn these time zones