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>Paris St-Germain are set to hold talks with Barcelona over a £196m deal to sign Neymar, Barca's 25-year-old Brazil international forward. (Guardian)

PSG are willing to pay Neymar a signing on fee of £45m and will offer him a five-year contract worth £596,000 a week after tax. (Daily Mail)

>Chelsea are holding out for £44m for Atletico Madrid target Diego Costa, 28, after agreeing a deal to sign his fellow striker Alvaro Morata, 24, from Real Madrid. (Independent)

Atletico president Enrique Cerezo has played down talk of an imminent move for Spain international Costa. (Mirror)

>Liverpool are ready to bid £70m for RB Leipzig midfielder Naby Keita, having had a £66m offer rejected for the 22-year-old Guinea international. (Mirror)

West Ham are set to sign former Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez, 29, from Bayer Leverkusen. (Sky Sports)

>Arsenal have told the Hammers they will have to pay £20m if they want to sign 25-year-old midfielder Jack Wilshere. (Daily Star)

Manchester City are set to sign Real Madrid's 26-year-old Brazilian full-back Danilo for an initial £26.5m. (Guardian)

>City are also closing in on a deal to sign Monaco's 23-year-old French full-back Benjamin Mendy. (Times - subscription required)

Manchester United are being linked with Paris St-Germain midfielder Marco Verratti, 24, after the Italian hired Mino Raiola as his agent.(Sun)

>The Red Devils are also monitoring Ross Barkley's situation at Everton as they consider a move for the 23-year-old England midfielder. (Mirror) But Barkley is keen to join Tottenham after hearing glowing reports about manager Mauricio Pochettino. (Standard)

United and Chelsea both looked into signing Barcelona forward Neymar but were put off by the 25-year-old's £196m asking price. (Mail)

>Inter Milan have told Manchester United they must include forward Anthony Martial, 21, in any deal for £48m-rated winger Ivan Perisic, 28. (Independent)
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AC Milan have said 23-year-old attacking midfielder Suso - a target for Tottenham - is not for sale. (Tuttomercatoweb, via Talksport)

>Everton have had a bid accepted for Newcastle United defender Lewis Gibson. The Blues want the 17-year-old to join their under-23s set-up. (Liverpool Echo)

Newcastle have offered out-of-favour forward Aleksandar Mitrovic, 22, to Lyon for £16m. (Foot Mercato, via Talksport)

>Nottingham Forest are closing in on a £2m deal to sign experienced striker Daryl Murphy, 34, from Newcastle.(Nottingham Post)

Birmingham have opened contract talks with 21-year-old attacker Che Adams after rejecting a £5m bid for him from Fulham. (Daily Mail)

>Aston Villa are closing in on their fourth summer signing - Stoke City midfielder Glenn Whelan, 33. (Birmingham Mail)

PSG will sell midfielder Blaise Matuidi, 30, so long as a suitable replacement can be found. (L'Equipe - in French)
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4th for not their year la
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Yakuza Apocalypse is a top movie, I recommend it
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>the state of transfer prices
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>>77222954
>>77222956
15 days for you lesser beings, for me? 15 years.
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Will Swansea sign anyone
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>>77222968
*sells Walker then makes a lowball offer which gets immediately rejected*
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garlic


bread?
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>yfw Chicharito scores a hattrick in Old Trafford on the first game of the season for West Ham

Absolute madmans, they really sign him
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I am thoroughly enjoying Sperms not signing anybody. HOWLING lads. HOWLING.
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Someone redpill me on Naby Keita.

Is he really worth 70 million!?
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>>77223059

No
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You're in the club and this guy slaps your chimney's ass, what do you do?
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>>77223064
this
but he would also imporve liverpool
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>>77222993
That's not even dog years. Hmmm
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Germany was perfect for Chicharito. He will flop in Westham
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>wake up
>remember that i have no reason to live
>Everyone i know has graduated uni or is in a serious relationship
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>>77223076

Better than lallana or henderson?

or would he play with them?
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>>77223094
It's all downhill after graduating uni
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>>77223102

>never even went uni

AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77223039
There is a horse
In my cabaret suite
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>>77223094
>>remember that i have no reason to live
Football will be back soon senpai, hold on for another 9 months of reasons to live.
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>>77223101
maybe he's a really goodb b2b midfielder that gets goals and assists
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next stop: the football league
can feel a promotion push coming this year lads
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neymar for verratti and £90m
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>romario's daughter

wew
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>>77223151

ok but can he memepress?
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Chicharito is better than Lukaku
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>>77223183
guess that's one of the reason kloppo seems intressted in him
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>>77223094
>remember that i have no reason to live

your friends on 4chan :3
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>>77223178
highly peng
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>>77223178
>I lick my anus and tongue to get you abrirtelo moniquinha and I make him suck me bitch and then you feel your huge ass on my face
I love portuguese youtube comments
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If conte gets sandro, chelsea walk the league right?
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Barca would unironically be better if they sold Neymar

bring in two Dembele/Dybala/Mbappe and a decent midfielder
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going to the shop lads
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>>77223266
didn't want 'owt anyway
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>>77223251
wouldn't bet my money on either
Alex Sandro is staying and chelsea have some problems for now biggest being their second season syndrome
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SPURS END FOYTH INTEREST

>Tottenham will not be signing Estudiantes defender Juan Foyth after Mauricio Pochettino decided not to pursue the deal at the price that was being quoted.

>Estudiantes value the 19-year-old defender at more than £8m, even though he has only made eight first-team appearances.

>PSG, Inter Milan and Roma are also interested in Foyth.
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>>77223251
No. They only won last season through extreme luck and not having to play in the CL.
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>>77223338
spurs only willing to pay Juan Foyth the asking price, cheep bastards
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comfy
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>>77223373
I wasn't to sure about him but fuck Levy I need SOME signings
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>You will see players who were born after 9/11 play for a big club in your life time
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>>77223251
>Have no CL
>Have no Europa
>Lots of luck
>Go out of every cup bar FA Cup

OH GEE WHIZ THEY'LL WALK THE LEAGUE WITH ALL THESE EXTRA GAMES.
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>Talks "very advanced" for Neymar to join PSG, according to RAC1.
what the...
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>>77223404
>muh 9/11
no one cares
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>>77223449
Yes! The type of (you) I was expecting. Thanks.
Okay 7/11
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>>77223373
>>77223412
>13 game win streak
>record 30 wins in a season

ALL LUCK LADS. NOTHING TO SEE HERE kek
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>>77223449
>frank lampard browses /trans/
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Redpill me on AC Milan's Suso please
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>>77223494
in contract talks with milan
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>>77223480
Yes? Add in Champions League and League Cup games and that's another dozen or so games. Don't be a retard.
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>>77222931
Understandable
I thought it was seriously a petty issue because of De Gea.
Flo really does manage finances and the player market pretty well.
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I expect Conte to put out a complete subs team for every league cup/fa cup game until they drop out, I doubt it will much of an impact on the season. The cl, that will, but they will drop out of it quickly anyway.
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Why do Liverpool still believe that they are signing Naby Keita?
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>>77223526
which milan?
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>>77223480
It's true though. We exposed them hard in the FA Cup final.
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One Neymar pls
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>>77223581
Stop shitposting you falseflagging fuck.
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>>77223592
that will cost one verratti and 95 millions thankou
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Swansea announced Chadli
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>>77223566
Indeed, they'll drop out of CL groups and walk the league like last year, it's like these guys don't even know Conte
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/trans/ is comfy as fuck to be honest
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Everyone excited for Neymar while I'm here waiting for Foyth and a replacement for Matuidi

Won't get fooled again
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>>77223592
That'll be £222m please
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>>77223632
Hey pepo
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You now remember /efl/
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r8
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>>77223494
Similar to Bernado Silva in my opinion but people say he's a Robben light because he's always cutting inside. Really good at crossing tho. Also, he's not for sale.
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>>77223615
>one verratti

but he wants to stay because neymar is coming*


*this post contained no facts
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didn't chicharito go like 20 games without a goal for leverkusen
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>>77223667
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>>77223668
As much as I dislike Chicarito, him and Hart could prevent you from getting relegated
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>>77223642
does your club have a white french starter that i can cheer for?
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>paying £40m for Chicarito and Arnautovic
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>Manchester City in hot water after allegedly tapping up hot prospect Kylian Mbrappe
what the...
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>>77223709
what the...
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>>77223701
Not bad for the stupid prices going about these days.
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>>77223696

Rabiot
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>>77223341
>They only won last season through extreme luck and not having to play in the CL.
>>77223412
>Have no CL
>Have no Europa
>Lots of luck
>Go out of every cup bar FA Cup

>I just started watching football last season: the posts
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>>77223722
merci tres bien
wtf i love psg now
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>>77223709
Wonga didn't break the rules by talking to Mbappe? I mean he didn't approach him but just gave him advice, rightt?
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>>77223709
>Manchester City
wtf just get Sanchez you greedy dummies
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>>77223668
Reminder that Arnautovic is /ourguy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlzgQAsam4s
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>>77223731
Literally the least argument I've EVER seen. I would kill yourself.
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>>77223736
He was probably allowed to by Monaco
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>>77223743
£80M is quite a lot when they'll get him for free next year.
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>>77223750
It was a reference to all the other league titles that Chelsea have won
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>>77223814
6 League Titles in their history since 1895. So... OK?
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NEYMAR NOT FOR SALE

>Barcelona president Josep Bartomeu has told Associated Press that Neymar is "not on the market.”

>There have been reports that Paris St-Germain are planning a world-record bid to sign the 25-year-old.

>But Bartomeu says “he has a contract for the coming four years and, of course, we count on him. He’s part of our team. He’s part of this trident.”

>Neymar’s deal includes a buyout clause that increases from 200m euros in its first year, then 220m euros in the second year and 250m in the third year.

>"These clauses are impossible to activate if you want to comply with the financial fair play," said Bartomeu. "If someone doesn’t want to comply, then of course it can be activated."
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>>77223839

PSG suddenly renew their sponsorship deals.
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F
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>>77223829
>1895
Chelsea wasn't a thing in 1895
I meant in the Modern, '''''Champions''''' League football climate, like 2005, 2006, 2010, and 2015 where Chelsea did play in all the competitions and won the league
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>>77223839

I'm fairly confident he won't come here but Bartomeu's delusion is some painful shit to see
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>>77223882
teah it's a good saga
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Is Janssen leaving? He's been linked with Boris' Munchiegladbum
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>>77223877
Yeah? And? Those times was when clubs like Spurs were struggling. Now they're not. Had Spurs, Arsenal, United and City not have CL/Europa games, it'd have been a lot closer. This is literally undeniable.
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*commits suicide*
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>>77223673
pool really fucked up
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>>77223903
>Those times was when clubs like Spurs were struggling
Are you suggesting to me that English clubs are better today than they were ~15 years ago?
>Had Spurs, Arsenal, United and City not have CL/Europa games, it'd have been a lot closer. This is literally undeniable.
Spurs were out of the groups. Why weren't they toeing Chelsea? Why weren't all of the clubs toeing Chelsea during the winter break?
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My internship is going really badly lads. The other interns visibly try not to be around me, my supervisor barely talks to me, I just sit there in my own bubble whilst everyone around me enjoys their work and is relaxed and chatty

Meanwhile I haven't the foggiest idea what I'm doing as part of my project, I'm severl weeks behind schedule and I feel like I have zero motivation to improve myself

At least we have football in a few weeks
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>>77224007
and spurs had a dip when kane was injured the same time we crashed out of the group stages. Lost some 3p in the league there during his injury
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>>77224017
What internship?
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Official | Jorge Meré joins 1. FC Köln

>1. FC Köln have completed the signing of Jorge Meré from Sporting Gijon. The 20-year-old has signed a five-year deal , until 2022, with the Bundesliga club.

>The Spaniard completed a medical check at Köln’s training ground before being unveiled as a player on Thursday evening. Kicker report the fee to be around €7 million.

>“We have been following Jorge Meré’s development for some time. He has been a regular for the last two years in Gijon and has also played in the U21 Championship this summer. He gives us more possibilities in defence,” Köln’s sporting director Jörg Schmadtke told the club’s website.

>“I am looking forward to playing at 1. FC Köln and to prove myself in the Bundesliga and in the Europa League,” added Meré. “FC is a club where you can develop very well as a young player. There were many rumours, but my goal was to always go to 1. FC Köln.”

>Malaga were also said to be interested in signing the central-defender.
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>>77223673
Not remotely similar, robben is raw speed in tandem with technique. plenty of players cut inside
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>>77223974
/mu/ has it autoplaying lol
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>Tottenham Hotspur have made an approach for French wonderkid Ousmane Dembele. The Borrusia Dortmund winger is said to command a fee of over £50m, but with that amount already in the bank from the sale of Kyle Walker, Spurs boss Pochettino is said to be ready to launch a bid with Daniel Levy giving the green light

It's our fucking year
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>>77224151
sauce?
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>>77224151

>Dembele

>50 millions

lmao no
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>>77224151
he'll cost more than £50m. kid has a lot of potential
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>>77224151
He wants to go to Barca and City want him if they can't get Sanchez

Spuds don't have a hope
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>>77224087
Pure left-footed winger who's scoring most of his goals by cutting inside. They are kind of similar. They aren't calling him that for nothing. Him not being as fast as him is irrelevant here. And as i said he reminds me more of Bernado Silva personally.
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>>77224184
oh god yes would an awesome signing, dubting the validity of the yanks claim 2bh
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SIGURDSSON LATEST

>We understand Swansea are keen to resolve Gylfi Sigurdsson's future quickly.

>Swans boss Paul Clement has said within the last 24 hours that it's not impossible he could stay at the club.

>Sigurdsson is not in America with the rest of the first-team squad on their pre-season tour, and Everton and Leicester have had bids rejected in this window. He's valued at £50m and it is thought he favours a move to Everton.
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>>77224184
this meme has gone too far now. most "wonderkids" never live up to their potential, can't wait to look back in a few years and see literally billions spunked away
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>>77224151
It must be so fucking great being a sports journalist. Getting paid to write random shit like this, even an anon on the chon can write this
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>>77224255
he's one of the few wonderkids that I genuinely think will go far.
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>>77224151
I'd rather Pulisic
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>>77224255
Dude. Look at his stats and what he accomplished last year. He's already performing.
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>Tottenham have made an enquiry for Riyad Mahrez. (FF)
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>>77224269
there's a few yeah, mbappe looks the real deal. seems like any kid with half a decent season is worth at least 50 million quid now though
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>>77223668

tfw when we also sign Keita Balde and get Wilshere on loan for the season with an option to buy...

FINALLY WE'RE DOING SOME FUCKING BUSINESS JESUS CHRIST
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>>77223974
They peaked too soon.
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>>77224358
balde might be an awesome signing might be one of the worst kid got problems
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>>77224311
Shit ethnic Lamela
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>>77224151
>Sperm fans still think that they are signing anyone in this season

LOL
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>>77224277
b
ba
bai
bait
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>>77224358
Wilshere's just returned from a smashed up leg again, will probably play less than Carroll.
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Thank Jesus those 2 fucking Jews who destroyed my clubs tradition and values to move to a spaceship stadium are actually signing players now.
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If Lukaku is worth 75m how much is Kane worth?
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Sign Giroud please Everton.

:)
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>>77224382

For a team with a season we've just had, any signing is a good signing (I'm being facetious, Gold and Sullivan, please don't re-sign Zaza)

But for real, I'd be excited if we landed Keita Balde- the kid looks talented
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>>77224487
100m
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>>77224487
120m, english tax helps
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>>77224480
>move to a spaceship stadium
that was necessary because it provided an excellent 'opportunity to change brand values'
t. karren brady
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>>77224480

Literally though. It's all I have to be even remotely pleased about. What else am I supposed to do, support another club!?
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>be Barca
>think your reputation somehow allows you to get any player
>unsettle Verratti
>bully PSG even though they're way richer than you
>PSG tells Barca to fuck off
>then decides to get back at Barca
>unsettle Neymar
>Barca forced to give Neymar a better contract and fuck up their finances even more
>PSG's face right now
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>Juventus have pulled out of the race for Serge Aurier, with Manchester City & Manchester United still interested, according to RMC.
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>>77224253
Not sure what to think if he stays. Was he pushing a move or not?
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>>77223994
We did man
>tfw he was my favourite academy player and always gave him 180+ PA in my Footy Manager saves

Fuck you brendan
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mummy's cooking pigs and blankets even though it's not christmas haha
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PSG won't win the CL anytime soon. Still a small club mentality when it comes to CL.
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>>77224635
its PSJ
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How can you all sit here and chat about football when this generation's greatest poetic soul has committed suicide?
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>Very quiet on Eric Dier but he remains 'desperate' to join #mufc despite Spurs insisting they won't sell him.
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Who's signing Sneijder?
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>>77224712
see
>>77223974
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>>77224712
didnt know what happened so I just googled suicide and I think im on some kind of list now
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>>77224727
Did they read his mind to find this out?
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>>77224727
lying on the internet is wrong
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>>77224017
Least you're getting paid though right?

...Right?
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>>77224525
>highbury, whl, the boleyn, maine road recently gone
>goodison next and stamford bridge being knocked down

don't like any of those clubs but it's sad desu
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>>77224313
Dembele has two great seasons under his belt at what? 19? 20? He's up there with the best of the wudnerkids at the moment
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>>77224456
Also might not be an improvement over the guys already there even if he is healthy

>>77224382
Signing Keit-ai probably renders arnautovic redundant, but having to compete for a starting spot might convince him to get serious about playing
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Sign someone now Swansea I mean it this time
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>>77223974
f

>>77224752
>he doesnt read football players mind from across the country
this is why yule never be #ITK
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>>77224836
we're currently winning the transfer window la'

Roque Mesa is a CL winning tier midfielder
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>>77224846
>leaving 6 kids behind without a dad

what a twat
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>>77224846
>but in the end, it doesn't even matter
Kek
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can of lucozade
can of dr pepper
POWER GAP
bottle of lucozade
POWER GAP
irn bru

>>77224806
hope borussia dembele doesnt do a goatse
if he keeps on track, hes bound to end up a key player for a real mad/barca/Jj tier team
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>>77224830
>Also might not be an improvement over the guys already there even if he is healthy

He's excellent when fit and has a run of games, especially for England since there's nobody else with his creativity. His career is fucked though just look at his lack of game time during key development years.
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>Saint-Etienne confirm Jordan Veretout has decided to join Fiorentina but describe the Aston Villa loanee’s conduct as “disappointing”.

>Veretout had spent last season on loan at Saint-Etienne, but their sporting director claims the midfielder is heading for Fiorentina, despite giving the French club his “word” that he would stay.

>“We know him well as a man and a footballer, but frankly we were surprised and disappointed by his conduct,” Dominique Rocheteau was quoted as saying by Tuttomercatoweb.

>“He didn’t respect the word he had given us and the agreement we had with him.

>“His arrival had all been organised, but then told us he wanted to go to Fiorentina.

>“His choice is a sporting one. Now we’ve discovered that we weren’t his first choice.”
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mum's admitted to noncing my daft old cow
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>>77224965
he's shite
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>>77224896
>Irn Bru
>Bad
Not even Scottish but Irn Bru is great. I want to try Irn Bru Extra but it seems to be Scotland only.
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>>77224862
>siggy situation still not sorted
>wingers look like shit as usual but thankfully Barrow is going
>only links to any quality players are replacements for Gylfi
>Fer is backup right back still
haha winning take that other clubs
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Ousmane Dembele was Mbappe before Mbappe. Property lit up the French league after only starting from December and has now cemented his reputation by having an amazing season at Dortmund. People should be clammering for him instead of Mbappe. Both future World Class players though Imo.
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>>77224151
Dembele is easily worth north of 60M. Spurs also inquired on PulisGOD and Dortmund told them it's 50M+
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>>77225000
>I want to try Irn Bru Extra but it seems to be Scotland only
And here I was, hoping that the European specialty market near where I live had it.
On that note, I've never seen or heard of Lucozade outside of Premier League broadcasts. How's it compare to Gatorade?
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>>77224635
They're going to get Verratti though. He just hired Raiola and is going to push for a move next season if he cant get out of PissSG this season.
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Where is Flo going to dump the 100M he got from EPL?
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>>77225000
its not as good as lucozade or dr pepper is all
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>>77225039
>clammering

you stupid cunt
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>>77225096
More fizzy. But I haven't had either for years. I used to drink Gatorade regularly.
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>>77225112
Hehe. Sorry. Not really a word often used in my vocabulary.
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>>77225110
Dr Pepper is awful, is irn bru that bad?
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>>77225096
it might just be that imports a shit, but the gatorade I had was absolute pisswater

>>77225098
el granada incoming
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>>77225149
>Dr Pepper is awful

Are you for real right now?
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>>77225183
Yes desu
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>>77225096
Regular Lucozade just sugar, pretty sure it has the most of any fizzy drink, or it used to anyway.
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>>77225027
Fer would be a top replacement for Siggy behind the striker imo
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>>77225098
Hazard?
Zidane rims that lad. Even before he was Madrid coach.
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>>77225039
>People should be clammering for him instead of Mbappe

I don't know, mbappe was one of the best players in the CL at barely 18 years old. never mind world class that's GOAT-tier potential. his pricetag is ridiculous but I can understand why
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>>77225215
he lacks the motivation to do that, but hopefully he shows up better this coming season
>>
Who are the best value players on fantasy football this year lads?
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Do you put bananas in the fridge?
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>>77225214
I thought most sports drinks had about half as much sugar as sodas

>>77225150
You probably tried the lemon-lime flavor.
>>
morata fits better with chelsea
lukaku fits better with mounited

perfect for everyone, I was so happy chelsea "missed out on" lukaku
>>
Greatest Linkin Park song lads? Tough to vote against Crawling for how iconic it is.
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>>77225027
Jordan Ayew looked lit as fuck at the end of the season la'
Narsignh will raise his game to how he was against Southampton at home
Routs and Dyer will do a solid job, maybe buy one more and we'll be sound.

Naughton/Rangel is more than enough, maybe we shouldn't have lent out the youth boy RB but other than that, we're sound as punch RB wise but we should improve here if we're to start challenging for CL spots.

Barrow was deadwood and shit tier, his game against Liverpool at home killed it for me.

as man said:
>>77225215

siggy situation under control

anyways we're fine to survive but we need to challenge for top4/6 so more can be done I agree
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>>77225262
One Step Closer is the only other one I remember.
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>>77225262
I've always liked What I've Done
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>>77225262
I liked points of authority
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77225314
100% delusion
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>>77225261
Nice damage control.
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>>77225262
quite liked your sex is on fire
>>
>>77225390
Think that one was Papa Roach m8.
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>>77225262
Obviously numb you wanker
>>
https://twitter.com/telefootball/status/888111400333189122

opinions?

we're a bigger club with better facilities and players than Huddersfield so it'll be a no-brainer for him

someone tell me about the player
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>>77225314
Rangel is injury prone and about to be 35 and Naughton struggled last season being easily beaten by most wingers. Reading apparently don't want Barrow now
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>>77225262
break stuff
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>>77225419
He isn't even a starter lol relegation preparations
>>
Daily reminder not to reply to the falseflagging Juventus Indonesian fan. He pretends to be an Arsenal. Just ignore him.
>>
imo swansea will always be a feeder club
the city and the fanbase is too small to keep their big name successful players
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>>77225422
Nah Naughton wasn't beat, he just didn't commit imo, he was letting his man onto him ALL THE TIME.

2bh, Barrow is fucking wank with a wank attitude on top. I doubt we'd be able to give him away lol.

But yeah, we could buy a RB i suppose.

Lets get Adam Matthews, bring him back home la'
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>>77225442
an entire arsenal?
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>>77225419
In 2027, what trophies do you think Swansea will have won, and where will they be in the table?
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>>77225448
Every club is a feeder club la' other than maybe Real Madrid la'
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>>77225451
Yes. Guns, cannons, everything.
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>>77225456
a FA cup and another league cup or two of either
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>>77225483
Delusion
>>
>Spurs have ended interest in Juan Foyth

FUCK YOU PSG THIS WAS A DONE DEAL
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>>77225419
He's certainly got potential, has a shitty attitude though apparently so maybe we'll get rid.
>>
>Tottenham Hotspur and England midfielder Dele Alli has been named the most valuable Under-21 footballer in the world. A study carried out by Soccerex found that the two-time PFA Young Player of the Year is worth €82.6m [£73m] in the current market which saw him finish above several high-profile players in his age range

Is this valuation accurate?
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>>77225483
Don't forget the championship trophy
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>>77225527
Ed Woodward's ears just twitched
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>>77225527
Give it another season and he'll be the first £100m player
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They are going too far this window. City, Barca, Spurs, who will they piss off next?
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>>77225527
What's he worth is irrelevant, he's English and plays for Spurs, they wouldn't sell him for less than £100m.
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>>77223709
Mbraaaaaaap
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>>77225545
First Englishman maybe. Nerman will be the first 200m player by the end of the week.
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>Mbappe plays well for 6 months and is the world's hottest property worth £100+m

>Kane has been scoring for fun 3 seasons in a row, 2 golden boots in a row and he's still just a 3 season wonder

English bias my arse
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>>77225602
Mbappe did it in the champions league though mate
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>>77225602
>implying kane wouldn't go for 100+ if someone were to come in for him
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>>77225262
Feint
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>>77225505
6'6 midfielder tho

how fuckin rare

sounds like a rite unit
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>>77225602
He's a flat track bully.
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>>77225262
Bring Me To Life
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I think Kroos would fit in United's non existent midfield.
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>>77225630
He's pretty lightweight right now unfortunately.
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15 days
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>>77225555
DIGITS TO CONFIRM
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>>77224660
>Brendan Rodgers

I felt like our board was full of clueless cunts looking at what was happening around that time.
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>>77225674
i've wanted to post photos like these but scared of being doxxed lol
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>>77225665
bold prediction mate
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>>77225665
They should sign Ozil
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>>77225680
HOLY SHIT RARE

MUM GET THE CAMERA
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>Aston Villa have announced the signing of defender Chris Samba.

LEICESTER 'CLOSE' ON IHEANACHO

>Leicester are confident that the signing of Kelechi Iheanacho is "as good as done", according to the Daily Mail.

>It is reported that the 20-year-old striker will complete a £25m move from Manchester City when the Foxes return to the UK after playing Liverpool in the final of the Premier League Asia Trophy.
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>going to games
cannot imagine being this autistic haha thought that was just a thing people who failed their gcse's did
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>>77225680
Africa has some aesthetic flags
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>>77225630
>Need a winger, right back and Gylfi Sigurdsson replacement
>Strongest link is a championship cm who only started 12 games last year for £10 million
joke of a club
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>>77225702
>chris fucking samba
jesus christ
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>>77225702
>>Aston Villa have announced the signing of defender Chris Samba.
J U S T
U
S
T
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>>77225716
>ignoring they signed Mesa

Swansea will sell him for £40m next season
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>>77225702
Aston Villa the new QPR confirmed
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>>77225694
>>
Which one of you fucks is "JUST" on the BBC HYS toilet?
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>neymar to psg 95% done
it's happening la's
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>>77225702
>Chris Samba.
>that money laundering transfer from russia to qpr back to russia
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>>77225702
>>77225725
>>77225731
>John Terry
>Chris Samba
who's next for meme transfers to aston villa?
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>>77225262
bleed it out
&
blackout
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>>77225752
could be worse
they couldve bought a dabbing kante
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>>77225527
No one will ever pay that kind of money. Sad thing is Spurs aren't building so him and Kane can get trophies.
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>>77225734
>a guy turning 30 soon for £40 million
looks like relegation fodder clubs have delusional fans too
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>>77225702
>>
chris samba is what lukaku will be in 10 years time
>>
>>77225262
I'M BREEEEAAAAAAKKIING THE HAAAAABIT
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>>77225711
Only this one
>>
>>77225262
the downward spiral is a great album
>>
need a good name for fantasy prem lads
>>
>>77225262
Somewhere I belong
>>
>>77225529
*playoff trophy

Don't give em that much credit.
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I can't feel you there...

(I'm tired of being what you want me to be)
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>>77225762
They'll just have to settle for the World Cup desu.
>>
>>77225787
>English >Premier League
>>
>>77225555
Just like Walker
>>
>>77225262
Papercut, Figure 9 and Don't Stay are great songs
>>
>>77225680
>lose best player
>don't replace
>lose best player(s) again next season (club legend & a top prospect)
>do the same

Was a tough period like
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>>77225808
I gave up on England a while back lol.
>>
>>77225872
Well, at least the women might get to lose to Germany in the final soon.
>>
>>77225787
adam johnsons under 16s
>>
>>77225787
Perro Caca
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>>77225674
bristol rovers vanarama play off final
vs
millwall league one play off final
>>
>>77225787
Tell me about Baines
>>
Literally only just heard that Despacito song lads not even that bad la
>>
>>77224684
indeed, we are too naive regarding referees. we must bribe them just like the other teams do.
>>
>>77225787
anyone selling shit players?
>>
>>77226093
Better than Gangnam style, that's for sure.
>>
>>77226093
DES
>>
Anyone bitching about the Linkin Park posting can do one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVXMqw0uxd0
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>>77226093
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>>77226224
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alejandro_Dar%C3%ADo_G%C3%B3mez

>He is a dynamic player who is renowned for his technical skills, high work-rate and powerful long range goals, undeniably one of the best in that position in Italy.

UNDENIABLY
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>>77225314
I will say what you agreed with a few weeks back.

Swansea will survive, not because the squad has improved a little (with or without Siggy, I still think he stays) but because the teams around then like Newcastle, watford and Palace are utter shit and will spend all season scrapping it out at the bottom.
>>
Brighton are going straight back down.
>>
>>77226354
that's quite a bold claim
>>
>>77226354
Classic Brighton, going down on things
>>
>>77226354
put some money on it lad
>>
Shit, Nerman to PSG is really happening.

They'd be better off with a CM, a better GK and Sanchez desu.
>>
City better fucking hurry up and sign Sanchez/Sanchez backup target before Barca panics and buys up every good attacker
>>
>Agreement between #PSG and #Alexis. The club will make first offer of £45M or 50M €

Bargain
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>>77226354
does yer boyfrwend know yer ere
>>
>>77226427
Bargain for Arsenal, right? 50M for 1 year...
>>
>>77226427
So who are they selling? Di Maria?
>>
>>77226420
plot twist Barca sell Neymar and pay Isco's clause
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>>77226449
Ben Arfa for sure. Maybe Di Maria and Lucas Moura too.
>>
>>77226456
plot twist Halal pays Nerman new bayout clause to replace Isco
>>
couldn't write the script
https://youtu.be/gWu0nwNWAo4
non non league Bristol Rovers
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>>77226468
France don't have buyouts unfortunately

I kinda want every league to have compulsory clauses the craziness is fun
>>
>>77226468
I would not be surprised if Florentino was a triple agent (at least) and would chip in for their french buddies purchase just not to have nerman in loliga
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>>77226449
Could work him into the side somehow

Neymar ------- Cavani ------ Sanchez
------ Di Maria ------------- Verratti
------------------- Matuidi
Kurzawa - Thiago - Marquinhos - Alves
------------------- Trapp
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shout out to yesterday / a few days ago when people laughed at me for linking the neymar news

look at me now fuckers
>>
Is Phillip Biling reliable?
>>
WHERE HAVE THE DUTCH ANONS GONE? REEEEE!

TELL ME ABOUT ZIRKZEE. HOW GOOD IS HE?
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>>77226552
Gylfi is staying with the swans
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>>77223094
You're better off not going to university than doing a shit degree and getting all that debt. As long as you work at a job during that time, of course. You do have a job right, anon?
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>>77226589
>getting all that debt

only 300k starting graduates ever pay that shit back
>>
>>77226501
Based leaf. How do you see the Sanchez to PSG situation?
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>>77226601
I thought only Americans had problems with huge university debts.
>>
>>77226615
fees got upped to 10k per year and they have so much interest on them that it's 50k+ debt by the time you leave
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>>77226615
it's not as much here but it's still expensive. £9k a year tuition. used to be £3k a year though.
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>>77226605
My understanding was he wanted to play under Pep, but Neymar moving to PSG changes almost everything

I can see him playing in PSG though, definitely. I doubt he's staying at Arsenal personally
>>
>>77226314
that shouldn't even be allowed on Wikipedia, objectivity is banned in academic description, it should be reworded to 'regarded by many, such as x and y, as one of the best...'
>>
and they wonder why we call ourselves the pride of the west country https://youtu.be/UUzRPULFlfI
>>
BREAKING NEWS

>Stoke's Marko Arnautovic is set to have his medical with West Ham tomorrow. It is understood he will sign a five-year deal and the fee could rise to around £25m.

>He will become the highest-paid player at the club.

The absolute state of west ham
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>>77226625
That's what happens when you vote for cucks.
>>
>>77226667
>West Ham are actually buying strikers

what a world we live in
>>
>>77226667
i can't decide if Slaven is a good manager or not
>>
>>77226651
Holy shit a guy at 11:12 has the JUST haircut
>>
>>77226677
calling arnautovic a striker is a stretch
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>>77226641
that's because wikipedia is run by fags
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>>77226740

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophobia
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>>77226601
They'll get it off you if you ever make any semi-decent money.

>>77226615
Lots of Americans go to college for free (or cheap) thanks to merit scholarships and/or gibs. The Americans with huge college debts that you see on TV yelling about how Trump is literally Hitler for wanting them to pay back money they borrowed are usually entitled dummies who shouldn't have gone to college in the first place. We only need so many graduates. We have a glut, especially in humanities. Looks like Europe does too. But these 'tards went to college anyway, and after 5 years of gender studies or cultural anthropology (or some other form of paying to be brainwashed) with no scholarships (because they weren't very good) they have massive debts and limited prospects.

I feel sorry for them but really schools need to be more responsible about telling certain kids they'd be better off going to work as a builder or barista when they're 18 and learn how the business works from the bottom up while being paid to do so.
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*commits career suicide*
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holy fuck, my dad just got let go from his job

like i don't live at my parent's home, i'm not a neet, but i'm not sure what to do at this point

Tottenham target Ross Barkley is also on the radar of Arsenal ahead of his expected departure from Everton next month. [SOURCE: WWW.STANDARD.CO.UK]

>Arsenal have turned down Crystal Palace’s first bid of around £16 million for Calum Chambers but negotiations remain ongoing for the former Southampton defender. A fee of more like £20 million is wanted by Arsenal but there is a sense that a compromise can be struck on a permanent sale rather than the potential loan that was first discussed. [SOURCE: WWW.TELEGRAPH.CO.UK]

Monaco have today rejected a bid of 50million euros (£44.5million) from Manchester City for full-back Benjamin Mendy. The French champions are demanding City pay at least the same as it took to sign Kyle Walker from Tottenham Hotspur – a deal that is worth £50million plus add-ons which could see it rise to £53million – to acquire Mendy. [SOURCE: WWW.TELEGRAPH.CO.UK]

>West Ham United and Bayer Leverkusen have agreed terms for the transfer of Javier Hernandez to London Stadium. The former Manchester United and Real Madrid striker will fly to London in the coming days to finalise personal terms and undergo a medical with the Hammers. [SOURCE: WWW.WHUFC.COM]

Tottenham have cooled their interest in Juan Foyth because manager Mauricio Pochettino believes Estudiantes are asking for too much for the Argentina U20 defender. Estudiantes value the 19-year-old defender at more than £8m and that is more than Spurs are willing to pay. [SOURCE: WWW.SKYSPORTS.COM]
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>>77226789
tfw Trying to play hardball but but Barca arent falling for it so you end up signing for PSG
>>
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>In training
>Hasn't even been announced yet
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>>77226927
who?
>>
>>77226927
literally whom
>>
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>>77226934
Manquillo
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>>77226946
Guess he likes relegation battles
>>
>>77226956
Oh NU-nited is going to make a historic comeback. For old times sake.
>>
lads... If nerman leaves, I hope we at least get verratti... this is not football... these arabs are criminals. I hope they never win a CL
>>
>>77226899
>my dad just got let go from his job

Gotta find work for those immigrants you fucking bigot.

>>77226934
>>77226943
Manquillo.
>>
>>77226927
>Newcastle cucking Sunderland yet again
>>
>>77227001
You'll be fine, as long as you spend those 222m wisely.
>>
>>77227025
do you think losing nerman and getting verratti, dembele and dybala in exchange would be a good deal?
>>
>>77227040
that would be a very good deal but I doubt it would cost a lot more than 220m
>>
>>77227001
Barca is cancer. I hope you guys will never win anything after Messi retire.
>>
>>77227040
You won't get Verratti lol, neither Dembele and Dybala (in this summer at least).

But 222m for any player bar Messi and Cristiano is a steal. You just have to use wisely.
>>
>>77226899
>Tottenham target Ross Barkley is also on the radar of Arsenal
>£50m

my favourite meme of this transfer window. absolute bollocks.
>>
BREAKING NEWS

>Newcastle United have agreed to sell Daryl Murphy to Nottingham Forest for £2m.

>The 33-year-old has already undergone his medical after flying home from Newcastle's pre-season training camp in Dublin today.

>Murphy will sign a three-year deal with Mark Warburton's side and replace Britt Assombalonga, who signed for Middlesbrough earlier this week.
>>
>Barcelona make shock bid for Philippe Coutinho... but Liverpool are expected to reject €80m offer and fight to keep their star

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4715806/Barcelona-bid-72m-Coutinho-Liverpool-demand-more.html

What the...
>>
Nerman to PSG is happening, Barca is already trying to get Coutinho.
>>
Swansea sign that big Huddersfield lad
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>36M€ for Danilo
>the city of City
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>>77227117
>80m

Fucking kek.
>>
Ryan Sweeney
>Stoke to Bristol Rovers season long loan - with an option to buy at the end of the loan period
>>
>>77227001
>these arabs are criminals
>>
in before we run away with the league one title
>>
>>77226621
It's not real debt though
>>
If Barcelona spunk 80m on Coutinho when they could get Dembele for that I will be howling. Coutinho is legitimately shit. Average sized fish in and small pond.
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>>77227236
They won't get any. No one would be willing to sell.
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>>77227200
saving his career la
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>>77227236
>Dembele/Coutinho for 80m in a market where Nerman's worth 220m

lol
>>
LEVY PLEASE

Wasnt the Juan Foyth deal like almost done a few days ago? Fuck P$G
>>
>>77227001

You have no Villar and Platini to protect you now, fucking rats. Your time is near catacucks
>>
>>77227236
In this market my boy Coutinho is a 100 mil player Barca are just fucking around
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Swansea better sign someone or else
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>>77227300
kek

villar was your biggest ally, manolo

he hated barcelona
>>
>>77227307
wtf I love swansea now

>>77227302
isn't Malawi where AIDS came from?
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JJUST
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>>77227292
Just like Lemar would be confirmed for Arsenal on the 23rd. It's bullshit.
>>
>>77227395
Mostly (((CIA))) inoculation
>>
>>77227401
Jjuve can't do anything right.
>>
>>77227325
Braintree is a better club than shitty Bristol poover's scum fans
>>
>>77227401
>wearing grass
>>
Sissoko out for 30m
Andre Silva in for 30m
Barkley in for 35m

Would this be a good transfer window for Tottenham?
>>
>>77227401
>Miralem try to look like you are trying to sneak a fart
>O-ok
>>
>>77227410
Shame you forced us out, lad.
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>>77227401
>pjanic
>>
>>77227436
uhhh problem there
>>
>>77227441
come back pls

we promise to worship the queen
>>
>we've got our rovers back
https://youtu.be/MJRvFhdFMII
ps. im in this video im the pale cunt in the black hoodie in the front row
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>>77227464
awwww big day out
>>
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>>77227401
that's like the color of Jeep fyi. Is Fiat run by jews by any chance?
>>
So the takeaway is Manu can't afford Neymar?
>>
>>77227482
No, by an italian, why do you ask?
>>
>>77227463
What's the prevailing consensus? Do you want us back? Kenyans I've spoken too have said so. Hong Kongers want us back just so they can get proper independence.

who do you support football wise?

>>77227307
Why? It won't stop you inevitably dropping to the Memeionship.
>>
>>77227473
losing 3-2 to the premiership champions at their place
remind me anon how many did ur team score stamford bridge last season?
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>>77227496
No, Mou is smart enough to know Barca won't let him go.
>>
>>77227331
>He hated Barcelona
>Gaspart is his right hand
>Laporta saved his ass when Florentino tried to stop him in 2004
>Qué más quieres que te de, Sandro
Fucking kek. Barcelona reign of sistematic reffball is over in la liga. Lets see how they perform without It.
>>
im sorry if i come across as my deserved stereotype
however our biggest summer transfer target just followed our owner on twitter and im drunk and hyped for the new season
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>>77227511
People are really getting disillusioned by this freedom thing. My whole family agrees as far as Britannia.

Liverpool, Real.
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>>77227401
Pretty nice 2bh
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imagine supporting bristol rovers lmao
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>>77227559
Sadly I don't think it'll happen. I wish it did. We need to bring back the Empire, but in a non-Imperialistic way.

As for Poo(l), how did you get supporting them?
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>>77227588
top myself desu
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>>77227544
>in liga
AYYY LMAO YOU FOKIN MONG THE LIGA BOSS IS MADRIDISTA TEBAS HAHAHAHAHAHA

villar has nothing to do with liga you retard, he's from the football federation, he only controls copa

why are halalfags so clueless lmao
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>>77227588
imagine leaving ur parents basement
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Gaslad come to Twerton Park next week
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>>77227638
im in corfu next week
twerton is gas heritage tho lad respect real recognise real
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How are you lads doing tonight?
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>>77226667
Did the Joe Hart deal really take so much work that they couldn't complete any of their other signings until it was done?
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>>77227502
they are, the part that runs controls Juve at least.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Elkann

was wondering why fiat would promote an American brand over their own. is Jeep even popular in Europe? I was under the impression that SUVs weren't a thing in that part of the world
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>>77227706
No, they're just absolutely retarded.
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>>77227511
burger here, the so-called american revolution was a distasteful mistake
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>>77227687
Just started my second season at Real Zaragoza. Got promoted to La Liga in my first so pretty excited. Playing 442 counter this season
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>>77227615
Listen you dumbshit. Who controls the referees in Spain? Villar. Who designate the referees for the matches? A commitee leaded by Sánchez Arminio, put in charge by Villar. Tebas can only mess with the dates of the matches. The referees (which is obvious since 2004) have been guided by Aminio & Villar. Which is pretty obvious if you inform yourself a little.
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Manchester City have had a £44.5m bid for left-back Benjamin Mendy rejected by Monaco. The Ligue 1 side are demanding £54m for the 23-year-old. (Mail)

>Barcelona have bid £72m for Liverpool's Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25, but the Reds are expected to reject the offer. (Mail)

Arsenal are increasingly confident midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, will sign a new contract. (Sun)

>Manchester United have turned their attention to a £25m deal for Paris St-Germain right-back Serge Aurier, 24, as they struggle to reach a deal with Monaco for Fabinho, 23. (Independent)

PSG coach Unai Emery has confirmed Ivory Coast international Aurier wants to leave this summer. (L'Equipe, via Metro)

>Tottenham have asked to be kept informed of Riyad Mahrez's situation at Leicester City, but the Foxes will have to lower their £50m asking price for the 26-year-old forward for Spurs to make a move. (Standard)

Leicester players are ready to "dig out" Mahrez if he does not put in 100% effort, says midfielder Andy King. (Leicester Mercury)

>Manchester United have still not met Inter Milan's valuation of Croatian winger Ivan Perisic, 28. (Mirror)
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Sort if feel for Spurs fans. Best team you've has in fucking years. On the cusp of winning an you won spend.

Levy is being a retard. He could cement Spurs status as always big club if they'd win the league which could generate moreover money but nooooope. He continues to to be a greedy jew and won't sort out a backup stroker and a competent right winger.

If they don't do something this year the whole spine of them team will fuck off to where the owner will send to win something.
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Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur are interested in 17-year-old Manchester City winger Jadon Sancho. (Independent)

>Austria forward Marko Arnautovic, 28, will become West Ham's highest-paid player following his medical at the London club on Friday. (Express)

Crystal Palace are planning a new bid for Arsenal defender Calum Chambers, 22, after their opening offer of £16m was rejected. (ESPN FC)

>Fulham target Diego Rolan could make the Cottagers wait until the final days of the transfer window to sign him. The Bordeaux striker, 24, is holding out for a move to the Premier League or Spain. (Sky Sports)

Bournemouth winger Max Gradel has told the club he wants to join Toulouse. The Cherries have already rejected a loan offer from the French club for the 29-year-old. (L'Equipe, via Talksport)

>Stewart Downing's anticipated departure from Middlesbrough has been delayed as Birmingham City continue to try to strike a deal for the 32-year-old midfielder. (Gazette)
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>>77227760
I fucking hate posting from my phone. Jesus Christmas the grammar.
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>>77227774
>Jesus Christmas
wew
>>
If you want to read about som possible future spanish goats
http://www.marca.com/en/football/international-football/2017/01/03/586ba627468aebb9238b45b1.html
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they will never drive 4 hours up the motorway after work on a tues night to watch ur team lose 1-0 to the eventual champions
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thank god this mong has a trip, filtered
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>>77227806
wish i could filter the rodgers out posts desu
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>Manchester City are set to sign Benjamin Mendy from AS Monaco for a fee believed to be in the region of €50 million, according to L'Equipe.

https://en.as.com/en/2017/07/21/football/1500591246_987229.html
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Don't forget to get your fucking stones.
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>United interested in a shit over priced Serie A winger
>Sign Perisic over Felipe Anderson
why at least one has resale value and could become good
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>>77227830
so >we have haggled our way up to their original asking price finally?
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>>77227761
>Calum Chambers, 22, after their opening offer of £16m was rejected
>Calum Chambers is worth more than szczęsny
also man is andy carroll getting cucked with this arnautovic deal
>>
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE J?
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How many Monaco players have left this summer?
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>He doesn't rate Viper's extremely experimental hip hop

What's it like to be a pleb?
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you will never become the pride of ur region
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>>77227806
Imagine gloating like this because you think you're superior for following the even shitter half of Bristol.

Absolutely embarrassing.
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>>77227872
bernardo silva and bakayoko are the main ones
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>tfw >we lost at home to a literal who team from slovakia with about 40 attendants in the crowd
>tfw the aggregate was 1-0 in >our advantage before the game
>tfw it was the mist embarrassing display I've ever seen on a football pitch
>tfw have to go to work in 5 (five) hours and I've been drinking

Fucking hell this entire day has been a disgrace, to an extension, my entire life.
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>>77227865
>J
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id hate me too if i was you
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>>77227687
staying up to watch a friendly in which most of the actual squad for next year won't play

:D
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Who can stop >us
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>>77227893
Everton have even more of a walkover then
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>>77227872
Six
Bernardo Silva £42.50m City
Tiemoué Bakayoko £34.00m Chelsea
Valère Germain £6.80m Marsielle
Abdou Diallo £4.25m Mainz
Corentin Jean £2.98m Toulouse
Nabil Dirar £2.98m Fenerbahce
So 2 that matters
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Bought a bonsai tree, can't wait to perch it on my window :3
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>>77227910
Kane injury and Levy
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>>77227856
>so >we have haggled our way up to their original asking price finally?
It's alright lad the transfer's taking so long we've saved the difference by not paying his wages for a month

I think this summer has taught us that Taxi Burgerman should just pay the asking price if he hasn't signed the player by the time the window opens
>>
>>77227720
That doesn't explain how they were able to come to terms with 2 players and a club right afterwards

>>77227859
Ayew is, not Carroll. If Keita Balde chooses West Ham (>implying), I could see him getting sold
>>
>Newcastle only able to sign Championship players and already had won the Championship
is there any doubt they'll be relegated?
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>>77227969
Not with Rafa
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>>77227977
Ashley might still fuck it up
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>>77227921
Did you just randomly buy one? Good ones are expensive and they need a lot of care. I hope you did your research and maybe took a course on how to take care of them fuckers.
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why do tripfags always make such fools of themselves but then if that isn't enough, they keep posting with the trip...
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>>77227910
>who
not who, but what.
>>
>>77228008
attention
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>>77227969
All 3 that came up go down for once I reckon
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>>77227733
>Them digits
I was going to make a post about your shitty choice in formation but quad dubs tells a different story. Good show lad.

Although, 4-1-2-2-1 attacking is still my favorite. Hoof it to your striker, watch him score 80 goals a season
>>
>>77228018
but anyone can get attention on here, you don't need a trip...
>>
>>77228018
this

sad thing is, the bristol rovers shitposter was doing this even before he adopted his tripcode
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>>77227117
>cant afford veratti
>but bid 10m less for Coutinho
c'mon sports "journalists"

>>77227830
Man City ruined transfer fees

>>77227859
Chambers cost £16m 3 years ago, he is worth a lot more in todays market considering Keane cost £30m and they both played a lot of games as starting PL games for lower half teams
>>
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/sport/barcas-72m-coutinho-bid-q0h7n2jrn

Well it's legit as fuck.
>>
>>77228042
strange. i do however miss the good old days of skrtelpower and the like.
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>>77228032
I play 4-3-3 (4-DM-2-2-1 Wide if you wanna be more specific) controling when I have the players but I just got promoted so I have shit players all over the place and ain't exactly rich
>>
5-2-3
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>>77228062
>lose nerman to psg
>panic buy le occasional blooter man

absolute state of barca
>>
>>77228064
>skrtelpower

remember the name. what did he do again?
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>>77228130
>le occasional blooter man

classic meme lad
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>>77228130
he's a friend of neymar barca's trying to get nerman to stay
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>3-4-3
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>>77228023
There will be ever more shit teams this season despite having more money than ever

Brighton cant sign anyone
Huddlesfield only signing players they had on loan last year
Newcastle only signing championship players
Burnley lost their home advantage which was the only thing keeping them up
Watford will continue their trend of being shit past Xmas
Swansea look like they want to get relegated and sell their key players
Stoke is full of players who were promised Europa league footballer and cant achieve it with the rest being sold
WBA still ruled by Pulis
Bournemouth still refusing to improve their defence and Howe wont chance his style
>>
>>77228135
rustled your jimmies every day because you were too autistic to filter him
>>
>>77228062
every summer fokin coutinho

we manage to avoid bellerin to end up with this turd oh god
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>>77228153
cba filtering anyone. but anyway didn't that guy dox himself or something
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6-1-3
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is the mantexaster frienderby going to be recorded anywhere?
the highlights for pre season friendlies are pretty bad normally
>>
>>77228067
I always set the pace to super fast. I call it my lightning bolt formation

>Average defender gets ball
>Zips it to dm
>Who zips it to a central midfielder
>Who zips it sometimes to the right am, sometimes to the left am
>Cross
>GOAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I like winning all my matches 3-2. I always invest in my star strikers and ams
The team builds itself from there. Just finished 5th place in the first season of the premier league with Gateshead. In 7 seasons I got them to the euro league from league south. I had a young lad named Farrell dilloway. A 17 yo striker who I built into a star. Has broken the season record for goals scored 3 years in a row now.
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>>77228166
its on sky
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>>77227995
It cost £20 and I haven't done any research :O
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how do psg keep getting away with it?
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>>77228180
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>>77228150
>Brighton cant sign anyone
>Huddlesfield only signing players they had on loan last year
have you been watching a completely different transfer window
>>
>>77228175
It's only on MUTV in the UK lol

>>77228180
>be qatari
>have world cup bribes include special treatment for psg bribes
>>
>>77228173
>I call it my lightning bolt formation
Kek.
Controlled 2-0 victories here. Don't like conceding
>>
>>77228197
luckily i have mutv on satellite. too bad i dont watch to watch two shit teams battle out a 0-0 in some baseball arena.
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>>77227911
>implying you can get an easier fixture than >us

It's been utter shit for weeks m8. If anything Everton got fucked by this. Imagine players like Barkley, Pooney and Bolasie against a team that don't even have a fucking game plan against literal part-timers in Norway. It would be an absolute slaughter. Now they have to play against players that actually give a shit.
>>
>>77228180
> Keep
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>>77228212
>poopball
>0-0
>>
>>77228204
85% of the time, it works.
Sometimes dilloway can't seem to find the net and the ams can only do so much to help.
>>
Lads, Coutinho will be the Dingleberry on top of the steaming pile of shit that is Barca's transfer policy. They NEED Pep back to end Messi's career on a high. The Barca execs lucked into Xavi, Iniesta, Messi and Poop.
>>
>>77228239
he wont want to lose to moushit. he will park that saudi money bus.
>>
i hate how theres not relevant posters outside of me and a handful of others if that
hundreds of posters yet no leeds fan? (apart from the gypo)
>>
>>77228190
sorry
>Brighton have announced that they have completed the signing of Mathias Normann from Norwegian side FK Bodo/Glimt.

>The 21-year-old has joined the Seagulls on a three-year contract after making 42 appearances in four years for the Norwegian second division side.
>>
hull swans rovers .... noone else
>>
Customers will be insufferable is mouyes wins today even though it's a preseason friendly
>>
>>77228130
>misuse him for years as a wingers
>shit on him when he's linked to a better club

Is loserpool fans the ultimate cucks?
>>
>>77228251
>Ederson, Grimshaw, Muric

>Walker, Kolarov, Stones, Adarabioyo, Mangala, Denayer, Kompany, Otamendi (Flew out Monday night)

>Foden, Silva, Brahim Diaz, Gundogan, De Bruyne, Sterling, Fernandinho, Zinchenko, Roberts, Nasri

>Aguero, Gabriel Jesus

>Yaya (flew out Wednesday and trained.)

>Sane flew out (Thursday).

It's not even possible they play competitively
>>
no geordie?
>>
state of the sky sports generation in this country
>>
>>77228289
>Mangala, Denayer, Nasri
wew
>>
>>77228289
Silva is out, I hope poop plays foden in the middle instead
>>
FUCKING CHRIST this bristol rovers cunt is somehow being even more insufferable than usual
>>
>>77228315
i know right the truth hurts lad
this board is casual as fuck
>>
>>77228315
Don't give it any more attention
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>>77228315
filter him, nobody ever replies to him so it doesn't even filter any other posts
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>>77228289
>nasri
neat
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>>77228339
Could have done with him last season, didn't have enough players who could play through a parked bus once pep went full autismo on nolito
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>>77228328
This.

Guy is so insufferable it's genuinely impossible to have a conversation with him. Ignoring him is the only option.
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>>77228315
How does he even do it? Even in my darkest, most purposely shitposting hours on this board I don't think I've ever been as insufferable as this guy when he's just posting on a regular tuesday.
>>
you now remeber that Real Madrid payed £38.25m for 16 y/o Vinícius Júnior
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>>77228406
[money laundering intensifies]
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>>77228406
He wasn't even starting games, meanwhile Luiz went for something insanely low
>>
>>77228284
Customers are calm, because the performances have been abysmal. Absolutely disappointing stuff.
>>
>>77228358
if he can make himself look busy when city dont have the ball, then he could be a decent bench player next season
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i dont know why they dont appreciate my 5 posts out of 500
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>>77228412
[government overlooking tax fraud etc to make their capital look good intensifies]
>>
https://twitter.com/SamWallaceTel?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Is Sam Wallace reliable?
>>
>>77227760
Any injuries to that spine and they're fucked. There's gotta be some signings.
>>
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/10954460/alvaro-morata-to-chelsea-can-he-really-replace-diego-costa

It might be Adam "world cups every year would be a great idea" Bate, but still honestly a decent read. The angle of the writer is pretty obvious; "let's dig for every possible way to make this look like a good deal". but he still makes some fair points.

>morata won more points for real than any other player in the team apart from ronaldo (morata: 13, ronaldo:14)
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>>77228507
probably because Zidane literally rotated 10 players around CL games so Morata led the line v the weaker teams
>>
>>77228390
He's not here to discuss football, that's why.

He's solely just here to get someone to give a shit about him.

Pretty pathetic really. Must be friendless in real life if he's going to these lengths.
>>
>>77228544
Didn't he also post webm's of Jay Spearing scoring that one free-kick in every single /epl/ for about 3-4 months? Pretty sad! desu
>>
NEW THREAD NOW
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>>77228454
Is this guy reliable lads? Hope we get this guy
>>
>>77228870
>>77228870
>>77228870
>>77228870
you know what it is
>>
>>77225262
>In the end
>Crawling
>Numb

That order
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