Ayyyy our boy OJ about to be a free man today.
Get the fuck in here
Streams everywhere online
He'll have a job on ESPN this time tomorrow
>OJ Simpson is 70 years old
What the fuck? I thought he was in his 50s.
Are you ready for OJ to walk the streets /sp/?
SPRUCE THE JUICE LOOSE GOOSE
eagerly awaiting his reality show
NO NOOSE FOR JUICE
awwww skeet skeet skeet
>>77222547
He'll just join the Kardashians. Apparently he's rumored to be the tall one's actual father.
>>77222515
lol he won the Heisman 49 years ago
>be nigger
>be multi-millionair
>still end up in jail
you can't make this up
Tbh I highly doubt they'll let him out
>>77222596
wow did you think of this post all by yourself achmed?
>>77222596
don't forget
>be bankrupt
Almost game-time, fellas.
>>77222667
>"achmed"
lmao you nigger
>>77222574
jesus
>>77222596
>be intellectually superior while male
>be multi-millionaire
>still end up in jail
???
>>77222706
>Comparing tax evasion to a double-murder and armed robbery.
>>77222706
uli did nothing wrong. it was a non-violent delict.
>>77222736
this.
How much of his past acting experience from The Naked Gun films will he utilize to get loose?
>>77222736
white man crime vs black man crime
He looks pretty good for a 70 year old who's been locked up for years tbqh
As much as I hate E!SPN...
Putting this shit on TV was a brilliant move.
>>77222751
I'm expecting some fake crying
You are daily reminder he still owes that jewish family $33 million
stream me up fgts
>>77222736
>comparing a crime of passion to simple, dumb greed
oj did nothing wrong, while uli was a retard
>>77222803
Google it motherfucker, there's like a million streams
>>77222801
My son's murderer will get loose but I still need my $33 million shekels
Oy vey! Muh son is dead! Gibs me all of your football sheckles goy!
>>77222801
Daily reminder he can collect $25,000/month in NFL pension and the jews cant touch it
if the boi puccy don't fit, you must fist
>>77222301
nigga has had a lot of bad luck
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO O.J., BREHS
Who has the potential to be the next OJ?
Lebron killing someone?
Brady killing someone?
>>77222833
OJ will remain in prison.
Classic Juice here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXSlH00qmiw
>>77222833
no, fuck the juice
>>77222836
Michael Strahan
Screencap this.
>>77222803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCFqwctPjLU
JUICE BOUTTA BE LOOSE
I'M NOT BLACK I'M OJ
1 in 1 out
OJ leaves, Hillary goes to prison
ITS HAPPENING
THE JUICE IS LOOSE
LOOKING THIN
Jesus he looks good
Did OJ unJUST himself?
OH SHIT HERE WE GO.
OH SHIT ITS THE JUICE
OH SHIT THAT WASN'T HIS SIGNATURE
THEY FORGED IT ON SOME OTHER DOCUMENT THAT SAYS HE GOES BACK TO PRISON
O.J.
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
O.J.
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>77222515
thats how old he was during the first trial
Why is he laughing?
>>77222915
He's always laughing
>>77222915
You obviously don't know how the juice gets down.
>>77222915
Because hes about to be free
>>77222915
laugh of a free man
What the fuck is with these faces he's making during the introduction? He looks obviously insane.
He sounds like he's about to keel over
>>77222915
Why not? HE BOUTA BE LOOSE
>>77222850
>>77222915
Because it's scripted goy
Let him out... he "probably" murdered Nicole and the dude, but, he was found not guilty and that's the end of that.
And if he was any other guy, he would've done three years for this crime... he's 70. Just let him out and lets all move on.
>>77222882
At least oj only killed his cheating whore wife who was cucking oj by giving her boyfriend shit he was buying for her. I totally understand where he came from. Hillary on the other hand has dozens of murder suicides under her belt.
post yfw OJ gets BTFO
Isn't F. Lee Bailey supposed to show up? That nigga is broke now lol.
> We have you as male
> Don't assume my gender!
>>77222927
YOU DON'T KNOW OJ
>>77222949
>>77222882
You mean Trump boi?
>90 years old
>>77222964
Reddit please leave.
>>77222882
More like Trump Jr
O.J. already getting bantered the fuck out
>that fat bitch
peak female US specimen, I'd assume
>parole lady laughing and smiling...
He's free and they both know it. DA JOOSE IS LOOSE
>>77222967
> you look good at 90
>>77222301
Send him to the chair
when does the verdict come in? i just want to get lunch
Wait, I thought he had already been acquitted. Didn't he win his case with "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit"?
>>77222971
Get out /pol/
>>77222994
This is for the robbery in 2008.
>the dude wearing a KC Chiefs tie
How'd they let that happen?
>>77222991
Could take 20m-1hr
>>77222984
Excuse me? Are you racist?
>>77222994
Different crime.
Some bitch judge gave him a 33 year sentence for an armed robbery and """"kidnapping"""" charge.
>>77222994
He went to jail for armed robbery (he was stealing back on of his own football trophies from a memorabilia store.)
>>77222991
It will be hours, they wont decide right at the hearing
>the last time OJ was free was when smart phones started to get popular
>>77223000
andy reid is there?
>>77223000
>Because everyone in the room is above the age of 5, so they don't have to worry about the choking hazard.
I miss the Juic being loose, it was fun having a real life wrestling heel running around not giving a fuck
>>77222702
He won the Heisman before Neil Armstrong was on the moon!
>>77223012
>More commercial breaks
Makes sense
>>77222995
> brings up politics first
> calls me /pol/
Fuck off cuck /pol/ is 4chans most popular board. Every board is /pol/ whether you like it or not. Head over Reddit if you can't handle the bantz.
>>77223008
the last place in america you want to commit a crime is in a las vegas casino
OJ literally did nothing wrong.
The security footage of the robbery is hilarious. O.J. and a bunch of fat, greasy, poorly dressed dudes stalking around a hotel looking confused as hell. I think they couldn't even find the right room at first.
>>77223017
No... this guy doesn't have a BBQ stain on his shirt and tie
>>77223019
It's more of a "hey we are having a parole hearing for OJ Simpson, lets not try and be biased"
I think it's funny desu
>>77222499
>>77222555
>>77222888
Kek has forsaken us...
>>77222984
I am not racist... I am OJ.
>>77223019
I bet this sounded much better in your head
here's a sympathy (you)
>>77223028
That's a lie. /a/ and /sp/ is the most popular
THE JUICE WILL BE LOOSE
OJ's voice is pleasant.
Why is he going into so much detail?
Do yall think OJ is helping himself by trying to seem innocent? Shouldnt he just fess up and say he was wrong?
>>77223058
So where exactly was this property? On display in this hotel?
>>77223074
He knows he's on national television and he wants the airtime.
It'll be cut for his reel so his agent can try and get him a job at FS1 next year.
>>77223074
He knows he's live for the last time in his life. Expect something good
>>77223079
I think he's fucking up desu. He should take responsibly and get the fuck out of there.
>blackberry
damn this happened a long time ago?
>>77223084
>DIY is more popular than SP
>no one has ever accused me of pulling a weapon on someone
NIGGA WAT
>>77222301
>Nobody has ever accused me of pulling a weapon on them
>>77223026
No, the televised part will probably end shortly after OJ's statement
You arent going to see the panel deliberating for 4 hours.
>>77223086
Some memorabilia collector was staying in a room with all the stuff
>mfw at one point OJ made a prank show called JUICED
>I would never pull a weapon on anybody
Nicole Simpson disagrees
>stole his own property
wew
Doesn't he have an upcoming TV show with Casey Anthony?
I miss my caseyfu
>OJ getting mad over the property
Welp guess it's another year in jail.
>THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA RULED IT WAS MY PROPERTY
Juice gettin spicy
>>77223126
IT'S MY PROPERTY WHITEY!!!
Can we get some better mikes for the parole board?
I think he's fucking this up.
>I would never pull a weapon on anybody
Wtf OJ don't get an attitude. Get the fuck out of there!!!!!
>ITS BEEN RULED BY THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
OJ's getting angry. This hearing is over.
>>77222301
Posting muh parole hearing waifu.
>>77223147
THICC
We're done here if OJ's going to keep being mad.
OJ getting roasted hard
He's choking brehs
>>77223117
As I recall, wasn't it all stuff he had given to the collector or an associate of the collector in order to get it out of his possessions while the Goldman family was trying to get punitive damage out of him, which he was forced to pay for by liquidating his assets?
>>77223158
This white boy is fucking owning him
"Even so, Simpson will probably be quite comfortable financially if and when he is released from jail, thanks to pensions that may pay out more than $25,000 per month — funds that aren't subject to seizure by creditors."
OJ wouldn't be in this mess if he just proved to police that shit was his and the guy was trying to fence stolen goods instead of trying to take it into his own hands.
OJ is a moron. Shouldn't he have prepared statements for all these questions?
>>77223147
>>77223152
Have some more.
COME HOME OJ
DONT CHOKE NIGGA
>>77223118
http://www.vulture.com/2016/06/juiced-oj-simpson-reality-show-surreal-moments.html
>>77223164
FFS we should just release him to save tax dollars
>>77223168
>OJ is a moron
we knew that when he got away with murder and then had to get himself in jail another way
>some guy called me and said some other people have my stuff and magically convinced them to bring it to a hotel and when i went to get it someone behind me pointed a gun at them and i never saw it or knew about the gun
LMAO, this is the least believable story
That bald guy isn't gonna give OJ a single chance. I can see it in his eyes. The juice is not loose it looks guys....
>>77223168
This isn't a presidential debate, you don't get the questions ahead of time.
Is it true that OJ literally can't make money without the Goldmans taking a cut?
Excuse me? What sport is this?
>have you commuted to change?
>OJ: nope
What the hell u doing OJ?
OJ took a course called Avoiding Violence. Lmao.
>>77223187
THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU GERMANY, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BLACK PEOPLE IN UR COUNTRY TO POST HERE
>muh god
I'M A GOOD GUY
>the christian card
>>77223187
American Football, Kraut
>>77223184
Any competent person would know what they are going to ask
>what happened
>why did you do it
>would you have done things differently
I mean he's literally going off the cuff describing the incident itself, how does he not have a script in his head for that
>>77223187
He's a former athlete retard
>>77223201
sori sir
guys
i don't think he's getting out
>I've lived a conflict-free life
any chimpout planned if he doesn't get out? Even a little one?
>>77223225
>>77223227
No, because he did it.
"I never had an alcohol problem... (just cocaine guys)"
>>77223225
>conflict free
Jesus christ OJ why the fuck didn't he take all the courses available? You're in fucking jail.
>have you done "course we want you to take"
>nah fuck that noise. But let me out tho
does OJ have legal advisors with Down syndrome?
They should have got Joe Buck to call this
>pun intended
kek
>commissioner of a softball league
Thats it folks, let him out
Why didn't the gloves fit guys? I thought he did it.
>>77223235
>No, because he did it.
so did every other nignog that caused a chimpout
>>77223252
Why? So he could ruin this too?
We had our share of fights here
>guys get hot here
Wew
OJ LITERALLY dindu it
after watching the "making a murderer" documentary on netflix, that bitch who murdered her child and got off, the bill cosby mistrial and the first OJ trial, I have no trust in the American "justice" system desu
it's more like a JUSTice system
>letting some random regular dumb Americans decide on the verdict in important crime cases
fucking stupid
he's f u c k e d
he's not being humble enough, need to beg on your knees, boy
He already answered that question, you stupid cunt.
They're gonna keep him in for one more year. They probably think he's not quite there yet.
10 minutes in and we still haven't seen any tears. Terrible coaching desu.
>>77223279
Who the fuck are you calling "boy"? Are you racist?
>>77223291
She was talking during his entire answer.
>took a computer class to communicate better with his kids
The nigga is getting out and downloading tinder ASAP
he looks like he's submitting an application to city council instead of begging for his life.
he's an actor/sociopath
Part of me just wants to see him be free just to see him be on twitter and maybe one day shit post on /sp/
>>77223185
They can't touch his NFL pension and he moved to Florida because Florida doesn't recognize civil judgements from other states.
>>77223304
a sociopath would coast through a parole hearing. He would fall on his knees and cry himself dry
>>77223225
>>77223311
You can't my shekels in Florida (((Goldman)))
>I took a computer course so I could shitpost on spuh
Really, OJ?
>>77223184
Parole hearings happen all the time. OJ could should have spent the last few months reading up on what questions would be asked, along with how to appropriately respond. He should have prepared a list of what programs and courses he has completed in jail, what he learned from them, and how he has used his jail time to improve himself.
He should have gone in to much more detail about how he started up the Baptist services and how that has positively influenced himself and others.
All he's said about the crime is that he's sorry a gun was brought in to the situation.
>>77223308
What's OJ's Twitter handle going to be?
>if it wasn't for "those guys" I would never be here right now
OJ don't fucking say that.
man he's fucking this up so hard
>>77223313
LMAO
"no"
>>77223322
@juiceisloose
FAKE SOME TEARS ITS YOUR ONLY CHANCE
>>77223297
uh he's boyish in his attitude, laughing and making jokes during his parole hearing. that's all.
>>77223187
Racing.
Now get this
the ball
is
in
your court.
>>77223334
>ywn post on /sp/ during the greatest chaseb owl of all time
Is there any chance they've met in prison?
>>77223322
fuckfuhrman95
>>77223332
this lmao
>>77223326
sociopaths are great actors and can skillfully manipulate those around them to get what they want
OJ wishes he was a sociopath right now
>>77223348
No.
LeXplorer is in an Ohio prison, OJ is in a Nevada prison.
He sounds and talks exactly like Michael Jordan.
>>77223348
When's this moron supposed to get out.
100000% chance he's been BLACKED now, right?
>>77223348
Lmao when is he out?
>>77223360
Ive been off /sp/ for a couple years, what happened to Lex?
>>77223367
>>77223364
Lexplorers already out man.
>>77223358
this is true
i'm a psychopath myself
>Why is it better to be in the community than in prison?
This dude serious?
>>77223348
He's released!
https://appgateway.drc.ohio.gov/OffenderSearch/Search/Details/A719252?enc=%7CParramore%7CKyle%7C%7C%7C%7CAll%7C%7CName%7C-1%7C10%7C
>>77223348
YEZZIR
>>77223388
US visa applications ask you if you're currently a member of international terrorist organizations
No chance in hell he gets paroled here. He totally fucked this up.
>>77223358
Your advised/described tactics would force the court to constantly set him straight. He's an actor because he always mentions his kids, wanting to be nice to other citizens, and being a good Christian. He studied for this.
>"I belive in the law system"
LMAO
>i believe in the jewish system
HE'S GETTING OUT, HE'S CONNECTED, PRAISE G-D
Khloe fat fuck is definitely OJs daughter
OJ is incredible. He's such an egomaniac he can't help going ham when he knows there's cameras on him. I don't know if it's narcissism or sociopathy, but he's clearly mentally ill.
>>77223391
>>77223381
Shit, I didn't even see that. Has he been spotted on /sp/ yet?
>>77223364
>>77223367
already out. there was even a thread. the janitors deleted it though
>>77223374
LeX is still rooting for the Kentucky Wildcats.
LeXplorer is released and probably eatin fried chicken at Publix.
>i'm a pretty straight shooter
Sure you are.
Lifelong O.J. fans report in. What part of Lovelock are you lads from?
>>77223391
>Got out 9 days ago. When is he allowed back on the internet?
Jesus Christ these answers
>>77223415
Probably not allowed on certain sites as one of his conditions of bail.
>>77222301
>>77223331
>>77223349
#noosethejuice
>>77223420
No, what was he in jail for?
HERE COMES THE TEARS
WTF this bitch said lastly 20 minutes ago
>never lived a criminal life
dude this is great
>>77223415
He's probably on parole and can't use the Internet during parole since his crime was directly related to making threats over the Internet.
>>77223440
shitposting
not even joking
>>77223348
who the fuck is this
Straight-faced bald guy on the right of the panel isn't having any of this banter
>>77223413
He's constantly giving out compliments to the (((them))), too
fatty fatty booom boom???
2/3rds of this panel is morbidly obese
249th for froome
>>77223391
They let him out pretty early, good for him.
>cracking jokes
this nigga
>>77223456
FUCK him
>>77223452
lmao what?
Are there any archived threads about it?
>baldy can't take the bantz
Why are bald people such try hards?
>>77223463
That's pretty good for America.
>>77223440
Shitposting, drinking and being a fucking retard.
>>77223463
*county
>>77223440
extreme shitposting
(making bomb threats )
>I could stay in nevada but I doubt you want me here
jesus, juice
>>77223445
>>77223219
>>77223187
>>77223013
>>77222850
Kek please, I know you are out for summer vacations but please give the death penalty to OJ...
Pretty crazy that OJ nearly decapitated his ex and her lover with a knife.
I'M NOT BLACK I'M OJ
>>77223499
OKAY
>>77223499
......ok
>>77223496
The glove didn't fit.
>>77223418
fug I guess they took one look at his ass and took pity
this janky ass mic setup tho
>>77223391
27 years old
holy fuck this nigga is going on and on
If the Juice is let loose, how long do you think before he is arrested again?
Did he do it, tho?
>>77223511
>plan a murder
>buy larger gloves on purpose
>???
>profit
>>77223530
The armed robbery? He was convicted for it.
>>77223524
6 months tops
>>77223530
Literally dindu nuffin
>>77223531
Cerebral as fuck. GOAT murderer of all time imo.
>>77223524
48 hours
>>77223531
The gloves were too small bro
>>77223531
smaller gloves you mong
>>77223531
the gloves were too small not too big
>I’m pretty easily approachable
>>77223511
He drank water, didn't take his Arthritis medicine, was wearing a glove on top of the other glove and the blood shrunk the leather glove slightly.
>>77223524
He's institutionalized. All he knows is a life of crime now
https://twitter.com/Chiefs/status/888090286865436676
lol
Is this Nicoles daughter???
OJ really got a great personality. No wonder white people loved him. His charisma is nothing like other niggers.
oh shit i thought she was gonna fuck him over
his daughter doing 2x the waterworks because he didn't do his part
>>77223476
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/61896820/
>lexplorer moved back to florida
>the juice heading to florida
reality show when?
>>77223552
wrong pic fuck but still
>I’m pretty easily approachable
>>77223564
No his first wife (the black one)
>>77223565
He grew up in the 50's. You have to be a Uncle Tom to get by.
>>77223572
isn't Florida already a giant zoo/reality show?
How the fuck did OJ get darker in prison?
>>77223573
Fucking hell that is such an iconic picture
>>77223570
Wait, actually this is the thread from the sentencing.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/61902788
>>77223580
it is
>>77223580
I was in Florida. They're only old gross white ""people"" and brown Caribbean ""people"".
Anybody from the Brown or Goldman family in the courtroom?
>lawyer fucking up hard
>>77223476
I'm a bit fuzzy on the details, from what I remember he got hammered, and posted a bomb threat on /b/ to some elementary school in Ohio.
And he turned himself in when it probably never would have made it outside /b/ had he not said anything.
>Can't find the letter
>His own attorney accusing him of stealing during a parole hearing on a robbery
DUDE
>this lawyer
It's over
lawyer hired from Home Depot
Lawyer cant find the fucking letter. How incompetent is this monkey?
l-l-letter h-h-he gave some books to some bitches
>>77223627
Yeah Ive always wondered is there a way for the police to get your IP if you do something like that on 4chan?
This nigga lawyer look like the great gazoo
>>77223621
Goldman's were on GMA this morning in New York.
>2 milk, potatoes, oranges, chick- wait this is the wrong letter!
> web cast or blog when I get out
>>77223670
not bad
>>77223670
>2 milk
>OJ starting a blog
LMAO
>>77223677
well he's black
>>77223683
nah m8 he's gonna go into politics
This lawyer doesn't sound confident at all
>>77223683
OJ setting up a twitch stream playing madden when?
>>77223671
Can't wait to see webcasts of OJ smoking cigars and laughing at the snowflakes he reads about in the paper. OJ will def be a Trump guy.
Would the OJ Simpson podcast be the GOAT?
clout clout clout clout clout
>>77223677
i was thinking 2 liter milk, but you guys don't use that, and i think 1 or 2 gallon is too much so i have no idea. ounces?
>>77223697
> this
>>77223448
>He's probably on parole and can't use the Internet during parole since his crime was directly related to making threats over the Internet.
How does this work from the law enforcers' POV?
>this guy made threats
>I know, let's make sure he doesn't give an advance notice next time and just does it
>>77223655
Yes. All IP's are logged. That's how you get IP banned. Not sure how long 4chan keeps logs related to posts though since there's no law that requires admins to do it for any length of time.
>>77223700
like with all interesting guests Joe will get high as fuck and hijack the conversation. They'll talk about chemtrails and Bigfoot
>>77223708
>>77223721
Right but are the police able to access that?
Is OJ in Madden games?
>>77223717
They wouldn't let him out if they thought he was a legit threat.
is this the super bowl
This fucking lawyer is spilling spaghetti
>>77223627
Actually said he would shoot up the school
>>77223740
wouldn't shock me if OJ told him his family would be dead if he didn't get out
Should of called Saul
>>77223730
no but he was in a better game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMXgmMaEaHA
Im not black, Im OJ
>basically lived a conflict free life
The city of OJ's rationale
>>77223727
If they request it and have a subpoena, the admin has no choice depending on the law. They also can just freely cooperate with law enforcement without a subpoena. At that point they take your IP and contact whoever the ISP is and get your information.
OJ really misses Johnny now.....
>>77223766
ok...
>>77223739
Its more entertaining.
>>77223739
Yes OJ vs. Nevada. OJ was favored but Nevada is making a comeback.
>>77223764
holy shit I dont remember OJ in that game
This feels like the epilogue of a modern epic
> I do have some real friends
FREE MY NIGGA OJ
>I have friends haha pls believe me
>>77223809
After a while OJ went out and left the jail and walked back to Florida in the rain...
will they even announce the ruling today or what
>>77223627
What was going through his head when he phoned the police to report a school shooting threat in a post he himself had made I wonder.
I literally can't comprehend the logic behind it.
If my post ends in 1-9 OJ will be granted parole.
>>77223809
OJ has probably the most cinematic life of anyone from the modern era
>I'm sorry
>but I didn't kill her
Am I missing something here?
>>77223830
Allegedly yes
>>77223831
Must have panicked and thought theyd let him off easy if he fessed up
he ain't getting paroled
What would OJ even do once he gets out of prison?
OJ is so fucking slick, he's been in prison for a decade and you still feel the natural charisma pouring from your TV.
he's even got one of his vics testifying on his behalf.
>>77222301
This Fromon guy is a shady motherfucker.
Free the man you fucking white devils
it always ends the same for black celebrities
>>77223848
Podcast or be the new raiders GM. Possibly both
>>77222301
Would you guys take a picture with OJ Simpson if you saw him walking down the street? The guy just has charisma, I can't help it.
>pictures of his wife from his first marriage
who?
>>77223831
He was gone off the henny bruh
>>77223848
JOIN THE BIG BALLER BRAND
Linkin Park guy killed himself
>>77223860
>Let's just say he's a few prawns short of a galaxy...
>>77223848
jack off to hentai, by now I would have a shitload of new material waiting
>>77223855
>>77223866
you fucking faggots wanna blow him?
In other news, this guy just sudoku'd
>>77223873
Holy shit
http://www.tmz.com/2017/07/20/linkin-park-singer-chester-bennington-dead-commits-suicide/
>I had OJ's stuff
>but I've never stolen from OJ
wtf did i miss so far?
FREE THE JUICE
>>77223888
in the end it doesnt even matter
>>77223888
I TRIED SO HARD
HE DIDN'T HOLD A GUN
IT'S OVER HE'S FREE
>>77223891
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>77223888
IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>77223888
41 years old, sneaky old
sad he 6 kids.
>>77223894
they said he was 90 years old, by mistake. he cracked a few jokes.
that's about it.
>>77223873
woah
>Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington has committed suicide ... TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement sources tell us the singer hanged himself at a private residence in Palos Verdes Estates in L.A. County. His body was discovered Thursday just before 9 AM.
OJ does it again
>>77223891
......Seems legit
>>77223888
Jesus fuck its real
>>77223655
They even never bothered to get his IP. They traced the phone call he made reporting his own fucking post then took him in for questioning, he confessed.
LMAO THOSE FAKE ASS TEARS
How much money does OJ have left?
>>77223931
>I bet he was feeling......numb
>>77223931
He can't keep getting away with it
>>77223948
He has 3.5 million waiting for him when he gets out.
Also, he made like 3 million in jail through autographs.
>>77223931
>Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington has committed suicide ... TMZ has learned.
holy shit this is real
http://www.tmz.com/2017/07/20/linkin-park-singer-chester-bennington-dead-commits-suicide/
The 30 minute clock starts now
>>77223960
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>77223955
Doesn't he have to pay all that out because of the civil trial though?
>>77223963
>The singer struggled with drugs and alcohol for years. He had said in the past he had considered committing suicide because he had been abused as a child by an older male.
the (((gays))) strike again
>>77223977
Nope, they cant take that 3.5 million from him because he's in Florida.
>if you call me tomorrow to pick you up, Juice, I'll be there
>CNN guy mad as fuck over OJ's statement.
Chris Darden looks like shit now
>DARDEN SALTY AF
>>77223955
> in the end it doesn't even matter
I think hes getting out , even the with the spaghetti that final testimony will let him go remember the murder trial can't play a roll in this in anyway
He's getting out
Check em
>>77224014
I only saw part of it but from what I can tell he has zero strikes against him and has only worked on the inside to help other inmates. If they deny him this I don't know what else he could have possibly done.
>>77223891
>>77223888
WAKE ME UP
>Toobin calling out the "conflict free life" statement.
He's not wrong.
>>77224027
well jacking off in his cell but it wont be enough imo
>>77224027
he just didn't seem apologetic at all. He seemed annoyed at being in jail more than anything. He didn't do a couple courses which they would've wanted him to do
which channel is darden on
>>77223888
On the day OJ will get loose. What did he mean by this?
>>77224049
Who DOESN'T do that? What else is he supposed to do, hold it in for 9 years? You got nothing but time on your hands to sit and think about all those tits you're denied, you gotta let it out.
>>77223888
One ponders at the very idea of
>>77223227
desu I doubt most of the chimp-outers are old enough remember who he is besides the Showtime show
>>77224069
NBC
Can someone quickly explain, did he get released?
>>77224079
Isn't this the reason why prisoners end up raping other dudes?
C'mon Juice! The whole world is rooting for ya still!
>>77224106
They're discussing it now, expect an answer is about ~30 minutes
>>77222881
Ok...
>>77224106
The parole board is deliberating. Less than 30 minutes before their decision is revealed to OJ.
Fuck Darden. 9 years is way too long. He's still butthurt OK blew him the fuck out 25 years ago
Coming to you live from the deliberation room in Carson City.
OJ walks.
Cap this. It's real.
former guard at Lovelock and OJ's best friend is on ESPN
>>77224141
...back to his cell!
Get those JUST images ready lads
>>77224162
In the end, it doesn't even matter...
CAN'T NOOSE THE JUICE
http://www.strawpoll.me/13489132
POLL TIME
WHAT WILL HAPPEN SPEE
Well, if the glove fits!
The bald guy won't vote in favor of OJ. You could tell he was fed up with this shit.
>finally win an Oscar
>get released from prison
Best year for OJ
>everyone hated OJ because he was black and married a white woman
What the hell is this bitch talking about?
so 2-2 the next hearing will be January 2018 and 4-0 hes out in October
what if its 3-1
holy fuck look at this lard ass
>>77224270
It's obvious the only black person was going to pull the race card
>>77224270
>he doesn't think there is anything wrong with racism
>>>/pol/
>>77224284
That guy went full fucking retard on the stand
>>77224273
There are 4 people deciding and 2 others. The 7th hasnt been appointed. If it's anything other than 4-0 either way, the 5th and 6th will be brought in if needed. If after that it is 3-3, then the next hearing will be in Jan and the 7th person will be appointed, and present at that hearing.
>>77224270
nobody hated OJ you stupid bitch
the cops loved him everybody loved him UNTIL HE ALMOST DECAPITATED SOMEONE WITH A KNIFE
So if he doesn't get parole when's his next opportunity?
Just started watching, is Ron Goldman's dad pimping his sob story around like usual?
>>77224314
09/29/22
>>77224314
Never. He's commuting seduko if he doesn't get out
>When OJ was being driven away from his estate, a large crowd had gathered from the surrounding area. Predominantly black, they stood on the roadside and cheered as the squad car carrying OJ drove past. OJ turned to the officer and asked: "What are all these niggers doing in Brentwood?"
/our guy/
>>77224325
> thinking based OJ is a pussy spic like Hernandez
don't disrespect the Juice.
>>77222301
FIVE MINUTES
GET THIS THREAD TO THE LIMIT QUICK
>>77224339
hernandez killed himself for money it was pretty based you idiot
suicide while appealing = legally innocent = nfl has to still pay family
OJ is back in the room. Verdict soon!
ITS HAPPENING
CNN chick getting BTFO
lets blast linkin park and celebrate our niggas release
>The Raiders have expressed interest in signing OJ Simpson, per team source
what a charismatic nigger, even in shackles and been removed from society for a decade.
he is so sick of this shit
>>77224403
Goddamn it Old Bay, stop reposting my jokes
what the fuck is OJ on about
>>77224410
OJ is slick as hell
What is OJ talking about?
HOT MIC OJ
Is OJ aware the mic is hot?
>>77224403
They don't need him. Raiders will win Superb Owl anyways.
OJ goea free
TWO SCOOPS
>>77224439
>>77224440
> Trump gets two scoops
> OJ: I swear I wanted to say that
>>77224396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnuuYcqhzCE
HERE WE GO
>Trump gets 2 scoops
>everyone else gets 1
What did he mean by this?
>cookies
>ice cream
literally what
TWOOOOO SCOOOOPS?????
TRUMP GETS TWO FUCKING SCOOOOPS???
REEEEEEEEE
>muh programs
Whites are seething holy fuck
I get 3 scoops. :3
HAPPENING
>they're granting it
fucking why though
JUICE CONFIRMED LOOSE
Oh fug it's habbening
THE JUICE IS LOOSE!
>no prior convictions
heh
THE JUICE IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
OOOOOOOOOOJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
FREEDOM
SJWS BLEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT
FREE MUH NIGGA
LEL
THATS 1
3 MORE
>>77224491
The meme documentary helped him out
THE JUICE IS LOSE
WHITES AND JEWS BTFO
awoooooooooooooooooo
OJ free
juice will be loose
PAROLE GRANTED
GET FUCKED WHITE BOIS
HIDE YO WOMEN
FREE AT LAST
FREE AT LAST
>parole
>granted
How many people are mad now?
1-0
THE MADMAN IS OUT
HE FUCKING DID IT
AYYYYYYY WE WIN AGAIN WHITEY
AND I'M FREEEEEEEE
HE'S LOOSE
THE JUICE IS LOOSE AGAIN
3-0 boys
>>77223888
>killing yourself when you have 6 children and a MILF wife
What an asshole. Good riddance tbdesu
WE
WE
IZ
KANGZ
HOLY FUCK
HES FREEEEEEE
FREE
R
E
E
BLACKS WIN BLACKS WIN
BILLS WIN THE OWL
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS HAPPENING
FOUR VOTES
GOLDMANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>you can get away with murder and armed robbery if your a slightly charismatic nigger
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
J U I C E
Man, this decision has got me so depressed. I think I'm going to cheer myself up and listen to some Linkin Park, my idols, to cheer myself up.
How could this day get any fucking worse?
FREEEEEEEEEEEEE AS A BIRD
Chester Bennington hanged himself for this
He sacrificed his life to free OJ
and he wins
>another athlete gets away with it
THE JUICE IS
L O O S E
O
O
S
E
>he is 70 years old
How? Like if you told me he was 50 I'd have no trouble believing it.
>Jeffery Toobin mad as fuck
OJ WON THE PAROLEB OWL THANK GOD
>>77224570
michael schumacher passes away?
>>77224565
>>77224577
>get away
>nine years in prison
...How?
CAN'T NOOSE THE JUICE
TOP FUCKING LAUGH
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP BRO AGAIN
IS MARSHA ON ANY CHANNEL
Good, now we can finally get back to the mystery of who killed Nicole and Ron
THE JUICE IS LOOOSE
So can we have OJ reality TV game threads on /sp/ when he eventually gets a TV gig?
>>77224606
20 years later Darden is still butthurt as fuck, sad!
Damn, Geraldo pissed as AF
OJ actually did it!
>>77224685
That ref is an asshole.
>>77224606
What the fuck happened to black don't crack
>>77224606
>OJ still looking handsome despite the fact that he's been in prison for ages
>Darden looking like a fat old angry coon despite the fact that he's younger than OJ
Lel get fucked Chris, can't noose the Juice
>>77224748
too true
OJ IS FREEEE!!!
i texted my dad that he got parole and his exact response was "the juice is on the loose again"
>>77224748
that ballboy too