Was he elite or shit?

>>77218818
>le playing without offside man

he was above average in a shit time

>>77218818
relatively elite

factually shit

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>more successful than anyone ever in his profession
>served in the military
>doesn't smoke
>doesn't drink alcohol
>heterosexual
>overcame unfavourable social conditions
>continues to work in commercials to maintain a high standard of living, deservedly so
>follows the bible ("be fruitful and multiply")
>will live at least 20 more years

that's why people hate him, because Pelé is too perfect of a role model.
people look at him and despise him because they can never be as good as him, at anything, in any aspect, especially Brazilians who are lazy and envious of others' accomplishments, always trying to diminish them, always trying to undermine people who are close in order to prevent them from leaving them behind in the favela, a metaphorical favela if you wish, that represents mediocrity and unwillingness to improve. The widespread distaste for Pelé is a sign of both his greatness and the people's pettiness. To appreciate that greatness you must abandon your mental favela, and admire people who are not like your failed and sad self. No, he doesn't have autism, no, he's not addicted to drugs, no he isn't a choker, he's not like you, he's GOAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyeh8fuf1_g

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TALK ABOUT A SUPER SUB

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>>77221683
> heterosexual
"no"

>>77221618
Kek, this is the most ilogical meme ever. Pele was like Messi, not Penaldo.

Messi wouldn't benefit that high from the lack offiside rule, would he?

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>>77221770

>>77221683
GOAT in a different sport than the one being played today, sure.

>>77218818
>le count goals scored in birthday parties man

>>77221812
offside rule exists since the freaking 19th century you retard, do you actually take dumb-ass argies seriously?

>>77218818
Elite at endorsing shit players

>>77221841
In the same way that Messi will be the GOAT in a different sport than the one being played 80 years for now, sure.

>>77221864
>this is the most ilogical meme ever
learn2comprehension m8

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>le destroys part timers all his career man

>>77221618
Actually offside rules were harshest back then. And he didn't exactly score goals by standing at the edge and lucking out from offside traps

>>77221683

holy crap look at that retro Brazilian defending. not much has changed.

In his era nobody was even close so ELITE

>>77221683
Fucking genius man

>>77221683
Any else feel like players that are a constant goal threat like Pele or Messi aren't really enjoyable? I much prefer whatching videos of Garrincha, or right now, a guy like Azza or prime Robbery.