HEEm

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first for goober

im coral springs ama

I net six figures

>>77213295
No you're not.

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>>77213295
Why do you wear the haircut?

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So at what point did BJ's career go off the rails? Usually you can point to a specific instance where a fighter has begun his downswing, but looking at his record, he's always been pretty average as far as his win/loss ratio. Was it the assbeating that Frankie laid on him? Was it getting beaten into exhaustion by GSP?

>>77213311
It's not me please stop

>>77213300
the real coral springs doesnt have pass

>>77213300
>13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

>>77213311
Because my hairline isnt as godly as schaubs

Brock Lesnar is returnig. Who should be his first fight back?

What's your favorite Schaub moment?

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>>77213319

>>77213352
sexy time with callan and random john

You guys complain about our current OP being spammer and derailing threads, though whenever he makes a thread you guys run in to join it, sad!

>>77213399
Ban Coral Springs
Ban spainsperg
Ban Australia
Ban Lithcuck
Ban calendarcuck

>>77213399
we go on a hunting trip to coral springs

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seriously rate

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Who are some amateur fighters that you like?

I like Calli Paquette.

>>77213399
Convince the mods to wordfilter Schaub

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>>77213417
>>77213419
Come on down to Coral Springs and enjoy your stay.

>>77213423
>Elkins
You goofs up kid

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>>77213399
post more goober

>UFC is in a bubble brought on my mainstream attention thanks to Ronda and Conor and Jones
>they've gotten cocky and started to overextend with increased marketing and superstar payouts while simultaneously cutting costs in infrastructure and fighter pay
>soon the bubble will pop
>ronda is kill
>jones won't be around long regardless of what happens at UFC 214
>Conor won't be around long regardless of what happens in August
>soon the UFC will be bereft of """superstars""" to rope in casual bucks
>the whole company will be dialed back to being a regular sports promotion instead of an entertainment giant
>a lack of superstar divas will force them to prioritize the actual fighters who run through their divisions and stay in their lanes
>the moneyfight era will end and we will return to a product with legitimate matchmaking, rankings, and contendership

Can't wait, boys

Dude my secretary lmao

>>77213423
Not a bettor, how do I tell who you picked?

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I want to fug Gabi garcia

>>77213472
You might be gay

How would brock deal with Brendan's ground game?

THIS THREAD IS DEAD, JOIN ACTIVE THREAD GOOFS
>>77213335
>>77213335

>>77213478
She makes my dick do weird things, some pictures she looks like she's got some sort of mental disability and in others she makes me want to rail her so hard her roid clit explodes

>>77213507
>made by the spammer
>2 week old events
>5 posters
No thanks

Stay here if you want to hang out with the spastic spammer go to the other thread if you want to discuss MMA

>>77213535
You'll get the next thread bro

>>77213321
Says its you

>>77213535
I like the spammer

>>77213535
This one has more posts and posters I think I'll stay here

Ypuse either thread, I made them both anyway.

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>>77213472

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq96XmBWSn4

>>77213434
Not Elkins

>>77213458
Names at the top, if its 1 its the first name if its 2 the second

Dennis, Weidman , Rivera and Laflare for +800 odds

>spammer mad we won't use his thread
Typical h8r

>>77213583
Not bad then. Personally I wouldn't bet on 2017 Weidman tho

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>>77213574
Don't judge me ireland

Obese loser crying himself to sleep tonight

Lmao this dork spamming reports to save his early shit thread

>>77213423
cool way to waste 10 dollars

I remember a /bet/ autist winning like 5 grand from one of these, but it was I think 6 or 7 underdogs with a 50 dollar stake.

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>>77213625
>not wanting hulk mode gabbie

hey pussy, are you still there?

>>77213636
Absolute shambles my man.

>>77213624
Thanks, I don't really know much about Laflare so I don't know if he's a good bet

im selecting all the street signs and its just not working

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>>77213579
tl;dw DC is going to smash
that dick

>>77213423
lol dennis bermudez

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>>77213644
Spain will be here soon to trigger your autism soon!

So if OP of the other thread was the spammer, these are all his posts according to the filename of the image he used.

Seems like a dude with a cuck fetish to me.

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/1494627960233.png/

>>77213638
>cool way to waste 10 dollars
Why who do you see losing?

>>77213583
Not bad but I wouldn't touch Weidman with a 10 foot pole

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>>77213452
my wife made stuffed peppers and we're gonna watch some TV, Weidman will beat Gastelum, and you wish you had my life

hope you enjoyed getting BTFO my friend

>>77213665
If you save image on phone it keeps filename

>>77213644
Does your mother know how big a disappointment her son turned out to be? (you)

>>77213678
disgusting phone posters

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>>77213674
Post pics of your wife stuffing Brian Peppers or it didn't happen

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>>77213641
Would bang desu but she looks better now

>>77213681
I told my mom I was the op two threads in a row and she said she's proud.

dude my secretary called me lmao

>>77213654
It's not even 5 minutes you spastic

>>77213700
Learn2meme correctly

>>77213696
"When will my son find a wife and move out? He's always sitting in front of that computer shirtless all day doing nothing, when o when"

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>>77213674
>Weidman will beat Gastelum

MY BOY

>>77213711
gooby is pregnant bud lmao

>>77213720
Who are you quoting?

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>>77213688

brian peppers lmao jesus

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>>77213728
You okay?

>>77213654
If he spent half as much time in the gym as he does on twatter he could heem anyone. Instead he'll get UD'd again for being an obsessive cretin

RIP turby, /heem/ misses you bud. Lmao lol goob!

>>77213734
>>77213734
Your mom

Remember that time my wife had a gestation period of 2 years lmao bud you wish gooby called your secretary too

>>77213321
>please stop

it literally says its you

I can see the headlines now
>Jon Jones beats up old man again

>>77213751
Doesn't make sense, why would she say that?

>>77213771
Cause you're a chubby autistic spastic who still watches WWE and has gay porn saved on his computer lol

You all need to start intelligently discussing MMA or I'm leaving.

>>77213782
Oh man I don't think so.

I am so hyped for the next few days with the high likelyhood that Jon Jones doesn't fight or DC can't make weight.

Why they decided to headline Cyborg and DC in California with the new weight cut rules is beyond me. I will be shitposting from startbucks Friday morning during the weigh in stream.

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>>77213764
2 pregnancies

you wish you had my life and now you're sperging out

>>77213764
>>77213749
>>77213730
>>77213700


Weidman will beat Gastelum, hope you enjoyed being BTFO

>the state of heem

you guys are so desperate to be the one guy who makes a thread that youre making other threads bashing current one just to get attention

jesus christ, pathetic

>>77213787
you weren't invited anyways

>>77213801
I thought we all agreed the op didn't matter

>>77213794
oh fuck me thats next week. Sorry busy with work.

>>77213801
Why do you want Northcutt to die?

>>77213801
You can make the next thread bro, I'm going to bed soon.

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>>77213751
torched, too bad spergie is eating crayons and unable to notice

Gooby bless

>>77213797
lol turby is my favorite

>>77213794
DC and cyborg are both on for making weight, I'll bet you my 4chan pass on it

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>>77213794
>or DC can't make weight

He'll be doing handstands on the towel this time.

Mark my potatoes, this fight ain't happening.

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>>77213794
>Mfw Woodley vs. Maia becomes the main event and it's even worse than Anderson - Maia

Jones is #1 p4p

>>77213866
quality post

fgs

fags

Spammer is posting in other generals telling them to call us fags. Get ready for the radi.

All revved up the obese loser

>>77213866
is that Cyborg?

>>77213876
>>77213885
>>77213886
>losers actually doing what a spammer tells them to do

lmao

>>77213866
iturbe's hair is making me uncomfortable

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>people actually fall for the "if you don't do this your mother dies" stuff

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>>77213846
>take me far away from the mucky-muck man

Best thread I have been on all days, thanks. Jacking off and getting fantastic betting tips at the same time.

>when the spammer posts your fetish

>>77213915
kek

>>77213835
turby is honestly my favourite

this is not much different than regular heem threads

>>77213914
The average person is dumb

>>77213914
>people

kids.

We need turby to restore order to /heem/!

>>77213914
Why does Schaub contradict himself so much? Is he just weak-willed?

>>77213941
who is turby?

What drives a person to throw a tantrum just because they didn't get the op on a Tibetan knitting review forum? Is it autism or something darker?

I miss the Andy Sixx spammer. At least that was funny.

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>>77213958
Gunnar Nelson

>>77213962
Something much much darker. This guy is deeply disturbed to the core.He has a scat fetish, a cuck fetish, and he's homosexual.

>>77213962
Autism combined with severe loneliness and probably a few other things

>>77213972
Pretty sure the scat spammer and the gadooshed guy are 2 different people

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>>77213965

>>77213978
>>77213993

what are you accomplishing other than getting yourself banned?

>>77214000
Get us moved to /asp/

>>77214000
You're acknowledging his existence.

>>77214001
How will one retard spammin gay porn get us moved to asp?

are /heem/ threads always this good?

I don't even bother reporting this guy, the mods don't give a fuck. I got warned for reporting thiccachu.jpg

>>77214014
By making /sp/ hate us. The spammer posts in other generals telling people to come and ruin our thread some more. If you ever read through an /sp/ meta thread we are easily the most hated general. This guy definitely has an agenda.

>>77214014
Because heem is most active general on sp, they all hate us

>>77214015
Are you the guy who spammed /wwe/ back in the day?

Gay faggot made me call you guys fags.
I'm sorry fags but I love my mom

>>77214083
Link us thread so we can call him faggot

>>77214078
lol that guy got logged.

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Who pissed off spergy

based oral springs bringing the spam

inb4 >not me and he blames everyone else

>>77214100
It isn't me though, you saying inb4 doesn't make it me. I don't blame everyone else, it's clearly one guy from /asp/

Youre a fag

Sorry the other thread told me too

It's obviously not someone from /asp/ (spammer knows MMA) you idiots can't see its the img_poster getting angry we abandoned him for that other thread.

>heem during american time

never ever, im going to bed

>>77213876
>>77213885
>>77213886
>>77213888
>>77213916

Does this confirm that heem is the face of sp?
>>77213932
>>77213936
>>77214083

>>77214116
IT IS HIM, HE'D BE POSTING RIGHT NOW IF IT WAST! HE'S BUSY RESETTING PHONE

Now he references lmao bud...

fags

>>77214108
you sure seem to know a lot about this

>>77214116
getting awful defensive there bud

>>77214232
Just shedding some light for idiots that flock to join his early shit threads

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current year 4chan primarily because this guy can spam this shit all day and if I call the janitor the obvious cuck that he is, I get a three day ban.

Incoming three day ban, I got shit to do anyway. WITNESS ME

>>77214284
primarily sucks

Actual footage of calendar bro lads

https://youtu.be/j4PTf7LgsIE

>>77214284
pretty sure that he's using a proxy

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Every last one of you motherfuckers is a cuck.

>>77214282
People pay a lot of money to do just that.

How come Iran produces so many great wrestlers?

>>77214284
>>77214307
Sorry, I misread your post.

>>77213962
Severe mental illness

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how long before Tony Ferguson injures himself critically?

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>these goofs that are just gargling the spammers balls by typing "fags"

>>77214352
>Deadlifting that amount on a balance ball

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Say something nice about Aspen!

>>77214352
yeah that looks like he's asking to blow out a knee, cat see that much of benifit to doing that other than trying to flex on ig or whatever

>>77214355
Funny thing is he's posting those gay pictures in those threads when requesting that, guess "people" from F1 are that stupid

>>77214375
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/dT-_GFf2NJaYBTIwoID9Cg/

>>77214282
god i would be hard as diamonds

will schaub do a one and done against lesnar now that it is established that brock is returning to the ufc?

>>77214375
she has regular healthy bowel movements

Where are the img_posts??? He's always here!

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>>77214399
I am not ashamed to agree with you

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>>77214434
Right here

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>>77214434
He's switching his proxies

>>77214452
Done spamming?

>>77214434
he had a little autistic meltdown, none too different from
>>77214298

>>77213448
it will collapse under its own debt before that part

best case is Fertitta's buy it back for pennies on the dollar. more like is mma goes back to even more to the fringes for the foreseeable future

>>77214458
He's never done

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>>77214458
Oh for sure

requesting the paige and rose meme training webms

>>77214298
what are you so upset about?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77214469
sorry i had a seizure as i was finishing this post

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>>77214282
I should go to their gym just to let Gabi molest me

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Fresh OC

whatcha think /heem/

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>>77214484

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>>77214497
there's a chick at my gym who looks a lot like alpha cat

Jessica Eye vs. Joanne Calderwood @ 125 pounds confirmed

>>77214511
Trtfoot had a monster chin

>>77214511
could probably put pettis under god tier

>>77214519
should be a LOSERS leave town match

What happened to Nick the Toof?

>>77214532
Shit forgot all about pettis's granit chinned ass

>>77214536
dana deleted him irl

>>77214536
he became nick the goof so Dana got rid of him

>>77214511
>No kazuyuki fujita tier
Heem yourself

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>>77214484
I dont have any of Paige though, but Anderson Silva doing Scuba Steves is my favorite

>>77214511
you're handicapping guys because they're smaller (frankie edgar for example)
do it by weight class instead

>>77214560
The original image had ol ironhead in god tier but I removed him and forgot to put him back

Prime ironhead was a munster

>>77214565
lmao based frogman

>>77214574
Dude deserves a tier of his own, he was unknockoutable until he ate like 20 knees from uberroid

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>>77214518
nice

>>77214518
Do you ever roll with her?

>>77214511
maybe do just god tier chins, but separate by weight class

>>77214511
Carlos chin better than Nicks? I don't think so. Also add Max

>>77214648
Conduit has never been heemed

Same can't be said for nick

>>77214543
>>77214532
Pettis doesn't really have a great chin hes just great at not getting hit clean

>>77214679
>that nick vs. daley fight

>>77214679
That's stupid. Khabib has a god tier chin then even though it's never been tested

>>77214692
RDA was battering his head and Pettis was still pushing through

>>77214728
How would you even know?

>>77214679
Nick's only tko loss in the last 10 years was a cut stoppage. Lawler couldn't stop him, Daley couldn't stop him, Condit couldn't stop him, Silva couldn't stop him, gomi couldn't stop him. The man is uncrackable

>>77214730
Pettis did a great job blocking and rolling with most of the shots. Even that overhand he threw that looked like it landed clean only skimmed his jaw. Pettis has very underrated head movement

>>77214692
it's really hard if not impossible to judge accurately, but there are the guys who can just eat shots like it's nothing and guys who can get hurt so fucking bad but not quit

the latter is more impressive to me

>>77214749
Exactly, you wouldn't.

>>77214819
What a stupid argument

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>>77214762
I was thinking of the loss to Jeremy Jackson, even though it was 15 years ago I think it still has an effect on the chin

>>77214837
is that jason momoa

>>77214833
No one was arguing

>>77214817
Like prime Hunt getting hit with strikes that flatline Schaub vs. Edgar getting bounced around the cage by Maynard and upkicked in the face by Bendo lol

>>77214836
You might as well drop hunto down a tier if that's what you're going off of, he got heem'd by manhoef
>>77214837
Dat ass

>>77214833
I think you misunderstood

Matt Hughes is literally a trainwreck shitbag

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1-10

How stable do you think the average
/heem/ poster is?

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>>77214907
The thing about Hunt's losses is that all those shots could drop an elephant

JDS
Manhoef
Overeem
JLB

>>77215001
I mean look at the known posters

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this thread is fuckin awesome boys and the stuffed peppers were cheesy and dope

Weidman is going to beat Gastelum

love u spergy

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>>77214994
never forget

Inb4 Weidman Gastelum illegal knees

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>>77215004

Isn't there a difference between physiological and psychological?

Maybe physiologically it takes 10% more force to rock me than it does you, but once I'm rocked I give up whereas you're not quitting mentally until you're literally out cold.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/19/16001688/ufc-exec-brock-lesnar-has-not-re-entered-usada-drug-testing-pool-suspension-still-frozen

It's over lads

>If he ever returns to the pool, via a written notice to the UFC and USADA saying he is out of retirement, Lesnar would still have more than six months remaining on his suspension, Novitzky said. So even if he re-entered the pool this week, Lesnar would not be able to fight again until 2018. Lesnar formally retired from the UFC and left the testing pool over the winter.

>“If he ever re-entered the program, he’d have to serve [the duration of the suspension] before he’d be able to compete,” Novitzky said.

>>77215004
Hunt is also an unusual case because he maintained a high level of punch resistance despite a shitload of wars and nasty KO losses. His chin was basically deleted but still pretty good if that makes any sense

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>>77215156
>Is there a difference between psychological and physiological

>>77215200
is the olivi bbc poster still around

>>77215200
Glad he ditched the cornrows. Made him look goofy tbqh

>>77215174
Damn. They'd be insane to waive the suspension with the Hunt lawsuit ongoing, I don't think they're THAT desperate.

I don't see how Weidman doesn't get past Gastelum.
His size advantage is going to work wonders for wrestling, even Tim Kennedy managed to grapplefuck Gastelum. Weidman is a better wrestler and can gameplan well to negate some of the striking advantages Gastelum may have

I'm a MY BOY and I'm jacked, deal with it.

>>77215286
I think the big issue for Weidman is that he's gonna have to go 5 rounds. He's coming off 3 straight losses in which he got stopped after gassing

>>77215286
Kennedy is a superb grappler. And Weidmans gas tank has been disappearing hard since USADA. Its going to be a slightly longer more competitive version of the Kennedy fight. Weidman will do well early on but face increasing resistance, reversals, and gas

>>77215279
desu getting Lesnar back does seem like it could be a very WME move, but I just don't think it's happening. All that's there to go off is 2 tweets, and even if he leaves mandrama, he's probably made enough bank to just call it quits altogether now.
Coming back to serve another 6 months of waiting doesn't sound like it's up Brock's alley. I mean, he announced his second retirement after the Hunt fight

>>77215286
Weidmans boy status has been deleted?

>>77215379
If it weren't for the suspension freeze it'd be a done deal IMO. It's too bad, I'm not even a mandrama fan and I'd love to see him return.

Mark Hunt is probably laughing his ass off right now, if it weren't for the stink he made they'd have no reason not to waive it again

>>77215348
>>77215358
I don't think gas tank alone is enough reason to dismiss Weifman. It's not like he's incapable of doing damage to Gastelum in the first round or two, which would significantly impact the following rounds, even if Weidman does gas.
I think the wrestling will be too dominant, and you can't sleep on Weidman's striking either. Gastelum is basically a 170er

>>77214390
>>77214415
Go ahead, I'm waiting...

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>>77215482
Waiting on what you fucking goof

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Is DC/Jones shit talk the most blatant example of stooping down to anothers level? I get selling the fight and all but DC just can't help himself

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I'm playing UFC Mobile (shilling for today) and I got this match up. How delusional is it to think Kelvin could win this? I'm thinking he could win it. He could win a couple.

>Mousasi
A legit threat now. Formerly journey man tier. But now that he actually has camps he's showing his true potential. But know he's in Bellator so don't worry about him.
>Weidman
I love Chris. But he's 100% deleted.
>Rockhold
Deleted and he knows it. Hence the vacation.
>Jokeare
Old and deleted.
>Anderson
JUST
>Biskek = free win

Here is where it gets tricky.
>Whittaker
>Yoel

Jotko and everyone else sucks.

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>>77215485
Lol that barry in the back

>>77215478
Kelvin is gonna delete weidman once and for all buddeh

>>77215522
Just play ea ufc

>tfw about to break into the top 100 on leaderboards

>>77215517
DC is genuinely afraid, that's why he's gotten so much louder. If Jones is even 80% of what he was at their last fight, his only chance to keep the belt is to get inside his head. Sadly for him he's a terrible trash talker

>>77215478
Maybe so. But sometimes you can just see where the arrow is pointing

>>77215522
that looks nothing like Rockhold

>>77215588
I'm still picking Weidman but the fight is a lot closer than I would have said even a year ago

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>>77213280
> goober

>>77215737
become the cock

>>77215683
Was Hunt still on meth in his pride days?

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>>77215737

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>>77215755
Oh yeah

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>>77215809

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>>77215826

>>77215859
Do you think she does private lessons?

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>>77215872
probably

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>>77215901

>>77215859
>>77215826

welp there goes my stuffed pepper

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/heem/ meet up

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>>77215901
Aerts was Jon Jones in striking version of Jones

>>77216141
>40 dollar admission
>must be 21+
is she going to sit on my face?

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>>77216149
Jesus christ did I have a stroke while typing that

>>77216141
>h-hey miesha, can you please fart in this jar?
>*rubs chin*

buying my plane tickets as we speak

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>>77216185

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>>77216164
do you have anything with Dekkers?

>>77216141
I told you faggots she was a slut.

>>77216205
lol she left caraway btw

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>>77216220
Nahh , gotta get around to making some

>>77216141
$40? What is she stripping?

>>77215601
The Goobs model in UFC 2 is pretty bad too. Weird because some fighters look pretty well made

>>77216260
she left him for me. im doign sex with miesha now. we are havving hot sex every day and night. hot sex in the doodoo hole too, caraway didnt get that fucking little shit rat

>>77216302
it looks like 145 weight cut gooby lol

>>77216317
>doing the sex with meisha
dam boi how much that cost

>>77216302
Eddie alvarez is fucking horrible

>>77216205
>Be manlet
>Train mma
>Meet cute girl who just started
>Train with her
>start dating
>Help her improve enough to get to the big show
>She becomes way more popular than you
>Breaks up with you to go get railed by guys who aren't 5'7"
>Can't even get a title shot
>Get forced to sign a poster of your ex gf
Lmao @ caraway

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>>77216335
he just fucking does it too, I laugh every time I watch it.

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>>77216331
expense

>>77214762
the gomi fight is the most impressive though i guess in hindsight it was more overcoming the crazy cut than being on the verge of heem sleepy

>>77214611
>>77214627
just a regular gym, she lifts, no BJJ

built a lot like her though, maybe even more muscular

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>>77216387
I miss when Gomi was heeming the fuck out of Brazilians

>>77215197
thank his dad for beating the piss out of him

dude can take a beating at HW as a short and fat samoan. crazy how durable he still is after all the wars

>>77216387
I'll always be a Diaz fan he's had so many good scraps over the years

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>>77216403

>>77216141
it must be so painful to meet the people who go to this type of shit

>bunch of major chads who think they're alphas cuz they TRANE
>bunch of leddit nerds creaming their pants

thanks mark's dad for being a piece of shit child beater

>>77216403
>>77216410
i think the gomi diaz fight is super memorable for the commentary too

it's the fucking World Series of Poker guy Lon McCaren or something

he's freaking out like "WHAT IS GOMI DOING" cuz he looked so over the top gassed

>>77216429
thanks to the grim reaper for appearing to mark and causing mark to put robert whittakers reign into motion

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i think this alone puts you in god tier chin status

not sure what's up with the weird artifacts at the beginning

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Daniel! Put down the belt!

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>>77216458
>you think im just gonna stand here and not succ you?

>>77216448
Oh god I was so hype when I watched that fight. Gave me some hope for gomi to heem the fuck out of everyone at lw

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>>77216455
It was the shoe padding but I agree

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>>77216458

Put doon the gon.Jon

It ain't wort gettin' succed ova

>>77216476
>pinches the bag right where jon's dick would be

what did he mean by this?

>>77216458
>role reversal day

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>>77216476
son of a fucking bitch you beat me to it. I'm glad that webm is getting use again though.

>>77216458
drop the succ daniel.png

>>77216492
>i'll give ya a LEAD panty night Jon

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Do UFC fighters have the hottest wives?

I read that Diego and his wife are swingers

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>>77216524
HNNNNGG that DFC

>>77216533
that's Diego's swinger wife!

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>>77216524
what if your wife heems you?

>>77216567
she can't, she's too small

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so succ posting is back right, hope he gives us new shit to work with