White Sox vs Dodgers
Rodon vs Maeda
Its finally Moncada day!
inb4 nothing
don't care if early, connors already got the pregame going
Excited
How many >bustcada shitposts will we get tonight boys?
I'm saying at least 50
I have a bad, bad, Dustin Fowler-esque, bad feeling about this.
I'm going to miss this sexy bumfuck hillbilly
>Moncada debut
>NO MORE NURSE SHITPOSTING
>>77213317
or latoddunn!
>trusting pitchers that wear glasses
>Sox have another Dunn
>>77213444
We got B. Ruth. from the Yankees yesterday.
>>77213441
>being gay
>>77213459
kek
Do the doyers even have fans on /sp/? Wtf?
Well, that didn't take long.
rodon pls dont rodanks
come on rodon
WHO WANTS MELKY?
Theo, trade melky for pitching
Oh shit its TT
MELKMAN
I guess its time to put maeda back in the bullpen
ALRIGHT TIME TO TRADE
RIGHT
RIGHT?
>>77213729
>theo
>>77213744
>gives up 1 run
>time for bullpen
hmm
>>77213086
nice job using the subject properly
>the city of op
damn i got here late
who scored the run for the doyers?
>>77213790
Chris Taylor leadoff HR
>>77213779
I put about as much effort in the gamethreads as our team puts into winning. seems only fair
>GoT night
>>77213798
taylor coming into his own in the last few weeks!
>abreu says im going to be here for everything
>gets traded the second they get anything more than a bag of balls
what a bunch of liars
>rodanks
KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE
>>77213802
>GoT night
The Dodgers had one of those too. Has a TV show ever had its own day for this many teams?
goddamn
>clippard is the closer
bwahahahahahaha
looks like it'l be one of those dodger games where the pitcher can be mediocre and still win.
>>77213847
was wrong about bellyshit 2.0
it'll be even worse
Hows it feel watching and wanting your team to lose every night whos fags?
>>77213848
yeah thats probably due to the fact that youre playing the white sox
5+ run inning incoming for the doyers
>>77213868
>wanting
no one wants to lose
its just that if they do, and boy they do, it'll still be good cause of draft position
>de aza
Another player I forgot that existed.
>>77213868
At least when they lose I'm happy because it helps their draft position
>giants and phillies making the mistake of winning recently
The fools
>>77213868
We don't want the team to lose but they suck so much that they lose anyways. It's actually really unfair.
Thank you Based Banana-Man
>>77213918
>>77213950
>>77213956
shouldnt have cut kennys nuts off then
>>77213973
What
>>77213929
Can't have de Aza without mentioning Dayan Viciedo
>>77213868
The "fans" that don't watch most games on TV want them to lose.
The fans that own season tickets or go to many games and watch the rest on TV do not want them to lose.
>>77213998
I'm glad that he's having some success in Japan.
>post yfw moncada is a typical cuban bust because no one on that island can throw a breakingball
Davidson is gonna hit a bomb and take the thunder away from Moncada.
What happened to BasedAJ?
I know it was GoT night but were they giving anything out for it?
>>77214045
Who cares? He was a bad example.
Moncada comin
time for BUSTcada
>got night
the whitesox are the most reddit team in chicago
HERE WE GO
>standing ovation
Oh boy
habbening
>>77213969
thank you based banana man
BUST
>all this umpball
FULL COUNT
Neat
>>77214065
literally every team is doing this this season
wew those were some close pitches
>THAT PA
NEXT ROBINSON CANO
based
MONCADA ERA BEGIN
A walk!
>walk after starting 0-2
fuck yeah man
meh
Do you guys think hawks wife gets angry with him when he starts yelling at the tv at home?
>walkada
Neato
>praising a walk
JESUS CHRIST HE'S HANDSOME
>bunting
NO
please stop fucking bunting, please
>dpderson
>whitecucks
Maeda setting up the unassisted triple play again I see
Anderson fucking sucks at bunting, yet Ricky persists.
DP!
>>77214133
Any idea why?
And is it actually EVERY team? Cause thats insane.
>anderson
can someone please go up to rick and tell him that bunting is retarded, this can't keep happening
>>77214168
he should get benched after walking haflway to first. but ricky is incompetent
>that bunt
>that run
>that avoidable DP
>White Sox constantly bunting their hopes away
STOP WITH THE BUNTING
WHAT THE FUCK RICK ARE YOU PURPOSELY TRYING TO LOSE GAMES???
renteria still thinks hes in the nl
>>77214182
almost all
https://winteriscoming.net/2017/06/24/complete-list-of-game-of-thrones-baseball-teamups-this-summer/
you already had yours a month ago
>>77214199
yes
#suckdickforkelenic
>>77214199
would be doing you all a favor
Christ Alanna. Put your makeup on.
>Homewood-Flossmoor
i live there too
Based JT with the 10-pitch walk
>>77214250
Sorry dude. That blows.
>>77214209
I like it
>>77214201
kek. seriously he needs to cut this shit out. its literally losing us games.
You White Sox have a really nice looking stadium desu.
Your batters eye actually look aesthetic.
>>77214265
>avoiding the DP
based
>south side of chicago
>guaranteed rape field
>>77214279
It's functional. We just missed the era of retro-classic ballparks.
I really wish benetti and steve would shut the fuck up
Doyerfag here:
Shoeless Joe Jackson is one of my favorites
>Bookies try to get team to throw WS
>Get him to sign a document
>"PSYCH I can't read lol"
>Hits .375 in the World Series
>0 errors
based
Come on L.A, run up this score and keep the Win streak going
>>77214279
I do love it and its always beautiful whenever I go. Especially with that new scoreboard. Its great
just wish the same could be said about the product on the field
Hopefully soon though
KIKE!
what happened to the banana shit he would pull?
BASED KIKE STRIKES AGAIN!
goddammit
sheesh rodanks
>>77213969
THANK YOU BASED BANANA-MAN
>>77214505
ask and you shall receive!
>>77214533
mattingly era hijinks
>Puig
chris my nigga that was an awful send
>poog
>>77214621
that was on 3rd base coach
>white sox have the most outfield assists in the majors
we're the best at something good, nice, though undoubtedly a few of those assists were only made possible by earlier misplays
phew
>>77214639
he got rusty cause everyone was just hitting dingers
>>77214653
also lead in OF errors of course
rodanks pls
i love u corey <3
BASED SEAGER
just sign this hitting coach to a lifetime contract
>rodon has given up 4 HR's
>bullpen time
well, the dodgers get to run up the score now
welp rodanks gonna rodanks
see dodgebros, we don't want the team to lose
they just do
and unfortunately we have no choice but to accept it and roll with
tanks rolls on
no matter who steps up to the plate for the doyers; they knock it out.
D-Don't worry, a-at least the phillies and giants w-won! T-Think of the draft!
>beck
oh kill me
>>77214740
very high chance Moncada wont be the only call up today making an appearance
talking course bout Goldberg probably coming in later in this already wreck of a game
at least we arent shut out again
>in order to watch more Moncada we have to sit through Beck
BRING IN CLIPPARD!!!
>>77214416
If the Reds can retire Pete Rose's number, I don't see why the Sox can't honor Joe with a plaque or something.
>>77214805
Hes the closer. That would require us to get a lead first. Clippys gonna be sitting for a while.
Please just end the inning
>beck striking out bellinger and not giving up the home run
Who is this guy and what did he do with Beck?
I long for the Buehrle days when watching an entire 7:10 start didn't mean losing sleep.
>that banshee in the background
This stadium is almost AT&T Park-tier in terms of annoying shit from the crowd picked up by the mic.
It's so fucking painful to watch this team.
I could be doing SO many other things with my life.
>>77214861
Crowds gotta do something other than watching this godawful baseball game on the field
if it can even be counted as one
>>77214858
Christ I didn't even realize that it's almost 2 hours in and not even the 5th
And Baez hasn't even come in yet
>>77214886
But But Moncada...
>>77214850
Perhaps he also wants to be traded.
Moncada again soon
inb4 0 pressure dinger
or more likely K
>>77214886
throw your life (and money) away into mobage
>ahead 3-0
>K
>dunnvidson
here we go
>>77214964
stop making me remember of people that I've forgotten already. Who is next, Ohman?
>>77214964
>gok jersey
Holy fuck
that wins most obscure shitty player jersey
and I've seen a "Putnam"
dang. well at least it wasn't a K.
>bustcada
>SHITCADA
ahaha
Please tell me this replacement for vince cully is just a test run and they'll have someone else next year
Doyers have 133 dingers with 68 games to go
the team record is 211 from the 2000 season
breakable?
Just missed it being fair
oh well
>>77215022
Thats more than a home run a game. They've done well so far, and the weather is only going to get hotter
>>77214921
>And Baez hasn't even come in yet
baez is no longer the slowest pitcher in baseball apparently all that time he took thinking between pitches wasnt good for his run prevention, now that he's faster to deliver, his run prevention is now top 10 amongst relievers. good things come to those who wait
>>77215022
Astros are at 155.
>>77215019
you referring to joe davis?
i think he and orel are doing just fine. no one can replace scully but they're doing a decent job.
Lgtss
>bustcada
>>77215010
mark kotsay
>>77215022
that doesn't include this game
its now 137
>>77215068
>this guy is supposed to be the next Cano
>>77215065
Orel is fine but Davis sounds like Joe Buck's far more boring and bored little brother
>more beck
can we just fast forward to the next Moncada AB?
god this game fucking sucks
what the fuck rodon
>>77215110
>Named his kid Robinson because Cano is his favorite player.
Cano was my favorite player growing up as well, but I wouldn't do anything cucky like that.
holy fuck beck got a 1-2-3 its a fucking miracle
>>77215119
>Joe Buck's far more boring and bored little brother
i don't think anyone can be more boring than joe buck, anon.
>andershit
That was a curveball right down the middle of the plate
wow
yolmeme pls
Seager's fault.
yolmeme and his memeing
DONT BUNT
well he didnt bunt
at least he didn't bunt
Fucking goddamn it
Another chance missed
and now more beck
fucking joy
hopefully someone gets on base next inning so we don't have to wait yet another inning to see Moncadas third go round
Dodger bros, we are the best team this decade
>>77215447
>>77215447
>dunnvidson
beck doesnt need any help making it more ugly
god damn it
>traycer
ah...
>THOMPSON
>THOMPSON
>THOMPSON
god this is painful to watch
what a shitty fucking game
and this shitty fucking bullpen that Goldberg and clippard fits right in
Jesus fucking Christ beck
>TAYLOR
>TAYLOR
>TAYLOR
>>77214886
I couldn't, nothing not degenerate at least
That was a Traycer beam
>the other city of chicago
Impressive.
>The White Lady Garments
>>77214886
So, what's there to do now.
>>77215519
>tfw I made that nickname back when he was with us
>SEAGER
>SEAGER
>SEAGER
>>77215546
wait for the next Moncada AB and inevitable death
holmberg is shit too
I sure hope that crowd who paid to see Moncada's debut is booing the shit out of this shit team now
>>77215065
Orel is slowly turning into the next steve lyons
Lots of underhanded comments
dodgers just having fun with chicago, now.
this is embarassing
I wonder if the Nationals-Angels game will finish before this one.
Turner won't win mvp but he'll at least hit .400
this team cant pitch for shit lmfao
>TURNER
>TURNER
>TURNER
>still no outs
hurray for shitty ass damage control that will inevtiably lead to even more breaking down of pitchers
can we just forfeit after Moncada next AB
fucking hell
it's like watching a pro team playing against a little league team.
>its a batting practice tier pitching episode
Fuck you rodanks
fuck you beck
fuck you holmberg
>>77215584
You spelled "great" wrong desu
just call this game when the rain shows up
>shitcago can't buy an out
>>77215612
It's been this way the past 5 years.
This is such a shitty game
still no fucking outs
so much for the holmberg can pitch 2 times through the order so put him in the bullpen myth
>>77215635
hopefully they will
and hopefully we'll get to see moncada one last time before that
Im done
Come closer goddammit.
>>77215664
Not until Moncada gets another PA
HOLY SHIT FINALLY AN OUT
>>77215672
why are white sox fans so excited for a guy the red sox didnt even want whose career highlight is a foul ball
>>77215664
The storm of death covers all
>>77215684
Why are you so excited to feign stupidity on an anime image board? The world is a mystery.
>>77215684
Cause what else do we have to be excited for?
Youre looking right now at this shit on the field that cam hardly be qualified as baseball
I mean god fucking fuck damn it fuck
>>77215664
My sister lives on Waukegan is she going to be okay?
>>77215664
That looks intimidating.
I sure hope a tree branch doesn't get blown through my window and SNAP MY NECK AND END MY MISERABLE LIFE
Was Melky going into the bullpen? Is he going to pitch?
>another day, another win, another sweep.
looking forward to the series against the braves. should be good.
>>77215684
If you've been watching this dogshit organization do their operations ever since 2006, you'll eventually come to the conclusion that nice things come very few and far in between. Without Kenny Williams doing his Satanic ritual in 2005, this organization would be going 100 years without a championship this year.
>>77215664
>tfw storm is so bad planes are grounded for 2 weeks so they force all remaining AL central dodger games to be against the white sox
>2 more weeks of rape
>>77215723
Its his final farewell. Trade confirmed.
Moncada should pitch desu
>mfw he's the best pitcher on the team
>MINAYA
OH GOD
EACH BULLPEN GUY WE SEND OUT IS WORST THAN THE LAST
At this rate we'll be seeing Goldberg AND clippard
>>77215734
>the northern suburbs go back into Waterworld again
On one hand, that sucks, but at the same time, fuck them.
>>77215664
>Aurora
Party on storm
Hit another one Banana man
>>77215664
This is God's mercy to us after Moncada Ks next appearance
This stupid kike is going to get another dinger.
>>77215723
While I've always been a huge supporter of the "fuck it we give up send out position players to pitch" mindset, i would still kek if the white sox did it so soon after the cusb
>>77215785
Who did the Cubs send out?
GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY RACK EM
now we may actually have a chance to see Moncada before the storm!
>>77215791
Jon Jay
>>77215791
Jon Jay
Just threw 50 mph meatballs and was their best pitcher that day (3 outs, one hit)
>>77215811
Well looks like that might happen again unless the storm denies it
Aw shit I hear the thunder now
please please please someone get on base so we can see Moncada this inning
>>77215869
Yes
yes
here we go
amd whatever happens just call the game after
the storms here
>CRINGE
>this is the future of the white sox
well I suppose it is the AL. Can't expect much
dicks
Guess we got start the rebuild over boys :(
Aw fuck. He hit that on a rope too.
welp gg Dodgers
lots of thunder now
>>77215869
>aw shit I hear the thunder now
Thats just the dodgers bats
He hit the ball hard both outs, nothing to worry about.
AHAHAHAHA
>>77215927
Ye-yeah
>>77215927
As long as he isn't striking out I guess
>>77215927
whatever helps you sleep at night, anon.
>>77215926
More like the sox's shitty ass fucking """""pitching""""""
speaking of here's more Minaya
holy fuck god fucking fuck
>>77215927
>bustcada
In all seriousness, this is a great debut for 0-2. He has shown great plate discipline and is roping it.
Just call the game already no point in wasting this shitty ass bullpen
>>77215985
nah, Taylor needs to hit for the cycle.
Is that actually mo? When did he become a White Sox fan?
>Minaya mowing down the Dodgers like it's nothing
okay
>>77215980
>other teams fans get hits and dingers for their prized prospects callups
>we get great plate discipline
>>77216022
They want to hurry and get back to shelter from the storm
>>77216017
Don't think so
>>77216023
Bellinger was just 1-3 with an infield single he barely beat out in his first game up.
Don't sweat it.
>>77216012
Uh he already gpt replaced with Utley
There is really no point in continuing this """""game"""""''
>>77216034
this. They aren't trying to be up late in a storm in a game they've already won
Remember when we were excited for timmay...
oops. Ya broke it.
>stand there and argue with the ump instead of running to first
kek
>they still haven't called it yet
well I mean its not like I have anything better to do but I'm sure doing nothing is less painful than this
Only two more innings until Moncada's WALK OFF BOMB
AYY THERES GOLDBERG
inb4 shelled
gg dodgers
>crowd screaming when the rain starts falling
the fuck?
And down in falls comes the rain.
>>77216190
Sounds like a fucking stampede.
>>77216190
were happy this fucking garbage game is finally going to be called
>>77216190
It just started pouring all of a sudden. No warning.
DAY UM
das some rain
>the rain gods deemed this ass whooping over
>in the loop
and tv turns off
>or listen to Jason telling the fans how many times a batter swings and misses on the third pitch when playing a Sunday game with the winds out of the West blowing less than 10 miles an hour
>>77216251
BWOW
budo budo do do
BWOW
budo budo do do
BWOW
budo budo do do
BWOW
>>77216228
And also putting an end to our misery
see you in LA dodges
gg Dodgers. Time to fill the rest of this empty void with something.
So let me understand this, the white sox basically don't have a single competitive pitcher at this point?
>>77216319
er
hmm
nope
we are fucked as fucked can be
120+ loss season incoming
shits gonna fucking suck
but nothing we can do about it
>>77216319
Rodon is SUPPOSED to be competitive.
After the crosstown, I think I'm done for the season. There's nothing to see here.
>>77216381
Take August off. We all need it.
September callups could be interesting.
You guys think that Seth Beer will drop to #3 if the white sox pick there?
>>77216381
unfortunately ill be stuck watching and following all of it to the bitter end. like every year before. god this is sad. at least there'll be more callups to be false hopeful for
>>77216413
>sox picking 3
This team has nothing. We're definitely picking first.
Cant believe they still haven't called it yet
hmm nothing to do while waiting for this game to be called
truly hell
>>77216381
We're on pace to go 67-95. If you made it through 2013, you can make it through this.
>>77216531
that pace doesn't account for the lost remotely valuable pieces
>>77216531
They had a winning record in April. They just traded 4 of their best players. If they are on pace for 67 wins, they might get 60.
I'm so sad
several more hours of rain
just call it already
>>77216595
Make some new friends!
Alex Rios
GAme called
there it is
gg dodges. cya in LA for assrape part2
no hits but okayish debut for monc
no Ks too