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Eldora Dirt Derby Official Racethread

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NASCAR racetrucks racing on a dirt oval and if you're not watching this you're a God damn communist.

Qualifying races on now on FS2. Feature is on FOX Business Channel for some stupid reason.
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based visor cam
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How is the heir to the Jegs fortune such shit?
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>>77213069
I'd watch a whole race like this.
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>>77213102
I watched like half a Michigan race one time on a in car camera in Juniors car once
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I'm ready for some patrician tier racing tonight
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NASCAR on dirt makes my dick hard
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jesus coughlin
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rolling for Feature winner
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Usually when I go to dirt races theres no windshield because of the flying mud, arent these guys' windshields going to get all mucked up in the feature? They just showed a truck overheated because the grill got covered
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLKfkmKjo00


Never forget Norm Bennings moment of glory
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>>77211277
>>77211277
>>77211277
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Is Rico running?
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>>77213214
#89
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>>77213154
>>77213089
The Coughlins are drag racers.
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>>77213199
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>>77213169
Tear offs
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>>77213237
lot of drag racers there tonight
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>>77212989
Tony is so lucky that Ward decided to toke that particular night, and he was wearing a black firesuit, and that the bumfuck flyover track he was racing on had no lights.

I remember the night it happened they said he drove it to the infield and told his crew to change the tires and they were about to leave before they got stopped. He was still scheduled to race at the Glen that Sunday even after he was interviewed by police and Ward was pronounced dead.
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>>77213323
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>>77213353
Was that a World of Outlaws race?
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>Forrister off
good job good effort
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>>77213374
i think it was just a local sprint car division
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Schraeder can still race despite his age
I've seen him run dirt late models in person, he's a scrappy driver for being in his 60s
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Saw Stewart and Kahne a few months back
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>>77213323
>Tony is so lucky that Ward decided to toke that particular night

NASCAR as a corporate entity would be killed in 2 weeks if they actually enforced any drug policies or had piss tests at tracks, whether it be local short tracks or stuff on the TV tour. The amount of drivers who smoke weed and then jump behind the wheel is exponentially larger than anyone wants to admit.

50% of the drivers would walk off the property at the sight of a piss test because they know they'd fail. The remaining drivers on the property would stand in solidarity of the boycotting drivers because racing isn't fun when there's two cars in each class.

>I remember the night it happened they said he drove it to the infield and told his crew to change the tires and they were about to leave before they got stopped.

This. Then the NASCAR disinfo machine went into effect because it's Tony Stewart and they cant have one of their stars fall from grace in the public eye. Just look at the masturbation around Dale Jr's retirement; they're paranoid of losing what they consider "marquee" drivers.
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>>77213404

Schrader's the fucking man. I'd love to get to meet him.

>You now remember the story about him taking Junior to a strip club
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HARMON NOOOOOO!
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>>77213443
What was the reasoning behind changing the tires?
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>>77213460
Car doesn't fit in the trailer otherwise.
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>Harmon didn't even make it to the heat

That BBQ must be killer
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Abreu came up just a bit short on that pass.
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>>77213468
Oh I read it as in he wanted them to put different tires on
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>>77213476
You know it
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He's in!
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is the "a" next to rico's number of any importance?
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>>77213519
Usually means theres another car with the same number
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>>77213519
Nah it's just a throwback to regional sprint car racing where if you travel around, someone's bound to have the same number as you, so on the scoring sheet they differentiate between the two cars with a letter.
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>>77213519

A lot of Dirt Track cars have numbers that are a number and then a letter, so probably just playing off that for this race.
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Could someone like Donny Chatz have a chance to win this race if he ran it?
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>>77213484

Perfect pic to start the night, what are ya eatin' at the track, /sp/?
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>>77213541

I like the makeshift Duct Tape numbers of the nice elaborate decals that often happens too.
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>>77213594
>no steak sandwich
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>>77213594
I'll have the camera, thank you
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mikey shut the fuck up about your golf/basketball game for one telecast
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>>77213594

The Pizza Burger is apparently the track's specialty, so I'd go with that.
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>>77213594

Damn, maybe I'm just to paying out the nose at Baseball games but those prices are pretty cheap.
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>>77213614
Pizza burgers from that part of the country are awesome
used to get them once a week in elementary school. The best!
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>>77213616
Those prices are about par with my local short track, maybe about 35% cheaper on the average from the looks

Tony is probably making it back on the beer sales
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>Kevin in the booth, and Tony wondering around the track

Where's Delanna watching the race at?

Plus does Harvick know anything about Dirt Racing? Why not get someone like Larson if he isn't going to be in it?
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>>77213577
>making trucks Schatzwinslol too

no thank you
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>>77213646

Haven't been to my local track since in probably 20 years. I live in a very rural area not by any decent sized city, even back then it was a fucking shithole full of drunk rednecks who were shit at racing. Can't imagine how much worse it is now.
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>>77213653
When I saw them him and Stewart didnt even finish in the top 15, I just wonder what his ability is compared to NASCAR guys
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>>77213689
I'm in a big city market, and it's much the same
The SuperLates are drunkard 40 yr old fatties v/s the 16-18 year olds vs the 20 something who have talent but never had a foot in the door
It's an interesting mix

We also have bombers which is just a weekly shit show of epic proportions

Always patronize your local short track
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>>77213704
Big fish in a little pond type deal

Running Nascar is expensive. A lot of the reason Larson still does it is so he can make more money selling his dirt merch then he can his cup merch.
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>>77213614
>>77213630

Allegedly this is the pizzaburger
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>>77213767
LCQ anytime tonight?
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>>77213648

Larson has other commitments with testing and such. It's the reason he's not in this race.
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Disregard the mention >>77213819
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Threw this out there on Twitter earlier: What if NASCAR created a national dirt stock car racing tour that ran on weekday nights (Basically, K&N Pro on dirt)?

Could it even be done?
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>12 unique posters

I'm disappointed in you /turnleft/
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>>77213808
meh / 10

It should be ground beef simmered in spaghetti sauce, served on a bun with a slice of mozzarella cheese and pepperoni slices on top.
Ohio fucks everything up
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>>77213853
dirtvision.com
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>>77213853
I don't think it would work for long, rules would start being changed too often, and without a big purse and allure of moving up straight to the higher series of stock car racing it wouldn't gather much of a field.

Also not enough good tracks outside of the midwest, which is already saturated enough
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>>77213853

Only if there's stage racing and a Chase
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>>77213689
>>77213746
>metropolitan area of 1.6 million people
>two cars in one class

top jej
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>>77213255
>he's still fucking salty
https://twitter.com/claygreenfield/status/887795298944380928
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>>77213928
he's got permasalt
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>>77213911
I feel bad for you leaf. We have at least a dozen for most of our divisions on any given weekend, with a few exceptions. Similar population too.
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>>77213928
what a queer

long live norm
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>>77213928

Wow can you imagine having so little going to for you that your still pissed off about something that happened in a race you had no chance of winning 4 years ago?
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>>77213928

At least it was great exposure for his paving company.
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I only get to my "local" track once a year but I honestly might like it even more than the Indy 500 the day after.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h556ckHMws
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>>77213952
our shitbox class has the best steady lineup of cars.

http://www.insidetracknews.com/multimedia/item/7161-videoeir2017a.html

but on the contrary there are some classes where they're scheduled, but nobody shows up. happened last week with mods & legends cars. got to the track and pit lane was just... empty. Night finished something like 70 minutes ahead of schedule with two classes completely missing.

(also yes im posting without my trip, eat shit)
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Rolling for the winner
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>>77214026
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Any one else at the track tonight? Did they show Korbin Forrister going full JJC Racing with the net down?
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>>77214050
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REMINDER,
THIS IS TONIGHT'S GRAND MARSHALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tAJtnl_1bQ

A REAL MAN'S MAN, AND A REAL RACER
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cmon norm in the black 6
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>>77214073
classic forrister
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whos idea was it to put vince welch in the booth
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what the hell is this, 7 of 8 go to the main?
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well, Harmon SAW the front anyway
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>>77214134
Yeah, it's just the top 2 from the LCQ, but then they fill the remainder of the field by points. 2 trucks that attempted to race tonight won't make it to the main.
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>>77214174
You would think more Cup guys would give this a shot
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I don't know if Bobby Pierce is going to win tonight, but he's going to entertain everyone for the third year in a row
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>Fox Business Network
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>>77214285
This shit being broadcast on FBN and not the FOX network OTA is a fucking national tragedy close in magnitude to the USS Liberty incident.
I'm not fucking kidding
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Attention to any and all race attendees, please make sure to pick up your very own Eldora pork tenderloin at the main concession concourse
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>>77214331
How can Indianapolis Motor Speedway's pork tenderloin ever recover from this and even come close to competing in the future?
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>>77214321
>most interesting NASCAR race of the year
>on fucking channel 715

meanwhile FS1 is showing soccer and FS2 is showing bullriding
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>>77214285
I was going to watch Beaner Hatin' Lou but this is on so I'm here instead.
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>>77214331
kind of looks like a dog vomited on a paper plate desu desu
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>>77214381
About the only thing FBN is good for
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>>77213237
i always cheered for those guys, rip oldsmobile
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>>77214363
That is much worse than the one I had

Granted quality varies greatly at Indy nowadays. Official IMS concession stands give you those meaty lips but the 3rd party vendors all try to cheat you
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EVERY TIME YOU HEAR THE TERM "SLIDE JOB" TAKE A DRINK
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>>77214428
Good thing Larry Mac isnt here to scream HIGH SIDE every 2 seconds
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>mfw I find out I actually get FBN
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>>77214451

If you get FS1 you should have FBN.
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>>77214464
See that makes sense, but I never recall actually seeing the channel before, so I was a little nervous
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is that a fuckng midget
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um was that a midget?!
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R I C O
I
C
O
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>kennywallacelaughing.wav
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>>77214508
>>77214512
yes his name is Rico Abreu
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RICO FOR 1ST PLACE IF HE AINT YOUR MAN YOU AINT PART OF THE /DIRTDERBYGENERAL/
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so does rico have like 4 ft long pedals or what
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>>77214523
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I like Ken Schrader.
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who /porkchop/ here
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>>77214538
Yes, he has like a custom made floor board / pedal assembly in addition to the seat mounting modifications as I remember from seeing his truck in the garage last year
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>>77214538

Yea they got extenderz IIRC
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>>77214547
He's taking shitposting a little too literally
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>>77214451
>posting a picture of Mike Harmon
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>>77214576
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>>77213353
F
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>>77214614
P U S S Y
U
S
S
Y

S L A Y E R
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>remembering the video of Bryan Clauson driving a Lotus at Eldora that was posted like two days before he died
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>>77214547
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Why is this on a wednesday?
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>Vince Belch
Why
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>>77214553
We /porkchop/ here

Just look at this delicious Boylan's Original Pork Chop Sandwich, a delicious double-decker made from 2 slices of Boylan's specially marinated pork tenderloin and served on a traditional food bun. It's an Eldora specialty
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>>77214658
forgot image
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Did she make the race lads?
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>>77214614
Which one's uglier?
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>>77214680
She ain't racing
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>>77214547

Post the Bang the Dong one
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>>77214680
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
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So how does Eldora get a pass for having so safer barrier
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>>77214674
>no cheese
>no mayonnaise
>not deep fried in lard
why bother?
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>>77214641
>Lotus at Eldora

Wait, what? Like UK Lotus?
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>>77214699
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How much would it cost to buy a shitbox and race in one of these before I kill myself?
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>muh god
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>>77214708

It's the simple things that matter.
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>>77214705
If you've ever seen it up close, you'd know just how T H I C C it really is
Trust me.
I'm convinced she's a lesbo though ever since her fallout with Mike Harmon
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>>77214714
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>>77214733
looks good, im jelly
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>>77214707
They're slow as shit, even the street stocks are faster than the trucks there
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LMAO these high school kids are fucking terrible. this is a disgrace to the flag.
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>midget looking directly at the camera during the anthem

WHO /SPOOKED/ HERE
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>>77214754
>reminder that this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDDvlcNSMo
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Reminds me of my days in high school marching band. I'll take a band before an irrelevant "Nashville recording artist" any day.
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Give Rico your energy lads
\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/
\o/\o/\o/
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>>77214772
delet
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>>77214782
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>>77214800

dubs demand that the ghost of kevin ward ruin this race
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>>77214772

HAHAHAHAHAHAHa HOLY FUCK
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>>77214772
Why do you hate America so much to have posted that?
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is there any grills in this races
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looks like somebody assumed a whole bunch of genders.
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>>77214099
/ourguy/
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>>77214772
Holy hell
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>>77214772
This reminds me of diecast guy's autism video now
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>>77214772

Fuck you for making me remember
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>>77214782

Go based rico
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>>77214099
The madman
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So are /ourguys/ tonight?
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>tfw there's an Oblivion character racing in NASCAR
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>>77214972
RICO
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Better name:
Mudsummer Classic
or
Dirt Derby
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>>77214972
Rico
Ken Schrader
Norm
Mike Harmon
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YOU GOT EM FOUR WIDE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

GOD BLESS AMERICA
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>>77214983
>Mudsummer Classic
Sued out of existence by Major League Baseball
True Story
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>>77214983

Mudsummer, but too bad MLB sued them
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>>77213169
Jesus look at that visor cam
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D U S T Y
U
S
T
Y
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>>77214972

RICO
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Dirt racing separates the men from the boys
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FIRST CAWSHUN OF THE NIGHT
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rolling for winner
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yfw enfinger fingers the competition
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Too much mud.
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>>77215078
truex pls go
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What's everyone drinking?


Had to get these for the occasion, so based for when you go to the dirt track, resealable top means no dirt in your beers.
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>>77215078
at least it's not sunday
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DEJA VU
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>>77215023
It's surprising that they aren't running the small plexiglass piece on the hood like in the OP image.
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>>77214772
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Why not give the drivers squeegees they can wipe the mud off with while under caution?
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just in case you guys don't know, friesen is a jerk

t. northeast dirt track fan who has watched him act like kyle busch over and over
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>>77215091
>enfingerwinslol
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>>77215101
>this many posts
>this much mud everywhere
>no rags
WTF guys?
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>NASCAR official holding a stop sign and waving
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Lol gayer
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>>77215144
It's happened before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zQUQ-un5zE
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>>77215144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zQUQ-un5zE
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>>77215161

>Not wanting the guy who said Tony did it on purpose to win on Tony's track
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SPAGHETTI
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BIG ONE

ARCA BRAKES
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Rico is fine.
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>slipperyer
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>Pinballs

>>77215163
Gotcha covered
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I just realized that Norm Benning has two different number fonts on his truck.
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>That spagetti
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BIG JUAN
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BIG JUAN
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>>77215207

i hate him, but this would be pretty fun to see desu
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>>77215192
>ywn be this Alpha
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told my friend who's in vegas right now to bet on friesen.

looking like an easy payout
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>>77215255

What was the odds?
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>>77215255
They were taking bets on this tonight?
I would have posted odds
Most places don't have action on the Trucks here
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It's a demolition derby.

Briscoe has the worst luck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il-6xFX-Xyw&t

for context
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>>77215334

forgot to mention that friesen's fiancee is jessica zemken, tony's ex.

this is mad juicy yo
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Is Kenny the most based Wallace brother?
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>>77215345
Supposedly Tony caught her cheating with him and gave him a black eye
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>>77215352
I hated him when he became a broadcaster but over the years he's grown on me.

It's like an inverse Michael Waltrip.

>>77215370
racer girls are crazy.
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GUYS I WAS SO AMAZED THAT RICO WAS A MIDGET I FORGOT WHAT CAR HE WAS DRIVING GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN PLEASE
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>Dale Jr won't be drunken shit posting on twitter tonight
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>>77215370

Why the fuck would you cheat on Tony Stewart with some unknown dirt racer? Or at the very least be stupid enough to get caught?
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Well, that's good that the caution laps won't count in between stages. Now make that the rule for all of the series every week.
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>>77215387

Next year, anon. It will be every week.
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>>77215385
89 truck, p19 at the moment
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>Fox in charge of not missing the restart
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>missed the restart for a boomer hepatitis c commercial
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CAWSHUNS BREED CAWSHUNS
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>Kaz is kill
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>Blel
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I'm surprised FBN didn't have William Devane be the grand marshal
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> CHAMPIONSHIP INPLICATIONS
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So glad Bell will not win tonight.
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>toyota
>>
>>77215453
wat?
>>
>Gralala is kill
>>
>>77215465
women are whores
>>
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>>77215453
That Pic
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>>77215445
>HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JuK1Yr35Io
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>>77215453

>woman knows what she wants

I can respect that.
>>
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>>77215453
>>
>Herman
>Hermie
>>
Rico needs a smaller car
>>
WALLACE BROTHER POWER RANKINGS:

1) KENNY
.
.
.
16) HERMIE
.
.
999) RUSTY
>>
>>77215579
>hermie
>>
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>COMPLETE SIGNAL LOSS
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>>77215579
>Hermie
>Wallace brother
If you meant Mike, I agree with you
Though Rusty did call Kryle a dumbass when he was color commentating, so he gets points for that
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>>77215579
>Hermie Wallace
>>
>>77215579

not sure if you meant to do that but replace hermie w mike and yeah i agree
>>
>>77215579
>hermie wallace
You mean Mike?

Hermie is a Sadler, and Kenny is nicknamed Herman
>>
>>77215579

Need to revise these power rankings to include Stutterin' Steve tbqh

>"Only little girls pull people's hair"
>>
>>77215607
Do you know how much this triggers me for cartoons to use the wrong contingency clusters for nascar?
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>>77215626
less than his name being under the driver window?
>>
>spaghetti again
>>
Easily the best shitshow of the year
>>
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>>77215626
>>
CAWSHUN
>Roads
>Forrests
>Dirt ringer
>Aussie shitposter
>>
>>77215681
Diet Mtn Dew logo intrudes into the contingency cluster. Numbers are also too far back. Dale is wearing the wrong firesuit.

Position of the 3M, Holley, USG Sheetrock, Mechanixwear decals are correct though.
>>
>>77215681
>National Guard fire suit
>Mountain Dew paint scheme
No
>>
>Mikey reminiscing about his apartment above Domino's or whatever
kek
>>
>>77215453
>20
Fuck, I thought she was 30.
>>
>>77215729

Pie in the Sky

Apparently it's the best pizza in Mooresville. At least that's what Junior says.
>>
>>77215774
is this b& worthy on /sp/?
>>
>demolition derby not dirt derby
rekt
>>
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Anyone else cautiously optimistic for NASCAR Heat 2?
>>
>>77215810
those graphics look like they're from 2006
>>
>>77215810
why when there is iracing?
>>
>>77215810
Nope. Just gonna get f1 like I did last year. I would love to have a good NASCAR game where you come up through the ranks, but apparently it's impossible.
>>
>>77215810
I wish I could be optimistic. I've been let down before.
>>
>Bell is competitive again

welp.
>>
>>77215843
This one has all three series apparently
>>
>>77215810
>implying someone would buy the travis kvapil of racing games
>>
>>77215843
In this one you start in the truck series and go al the way to cup
>>
>>77215842
>iRacing
>cold tires are faster than warm tires
>cult of personality surrounding the devs
>>
>>77215810
Waiting for what actual people say about the game not the reviewers. In terms of content it's very promising but in terms of Driving mechanics it's concerning.
>>
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>>77215879
>cult of personality surrounding the devs
>>
>>77215774

AYE AYE CAPTAIN
>>
>>77214772
What a joke. A complete butchering and annihilation of a famous American song. Lots of people love this country and are patriotic of America, but that doesn't mean this bunch of misfits made a good decision to do this song like they are playing to a rowdy, drunk, dope smoking bunch at a concert. My opinion. Others have theirs.
>>
>>77215879
I've been on it for 4 years now, there's a reason I put away my consoles.
>>
Rico is fucking tearing ass
>>
>>77215857
>>77215858
Yeah, I know that,. but it's still going to be shit since it's still based on the Euro devs shit.
>>
RICO
RICO
RICO!
>>
>>77215953
What do you like about iRacing?
>>
Not Jennifer Jo Cobb
>>
>>77215953
Fuck off shill
>>
>>77215996
realistically he's one of those guys with 1927 iRating and only has the NASCAR content, running like 0.4-0.6 seconds off pace.
>>
>>77214772
youtube.com/watch?v=WonWovud9Cg
>>
jennifers truck?
>>
>>77215986
704 is using their own stuff.
>>
>>77215996
whats not to like? it has just about any type of racing you could want to do.
>>
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>>77216032
>>
>Friesen wins
>uses victory lane interview to tell the world stewart is a murderer and nascar covered it up
>>
who the fuck is this leaf scum and why is he so good here
>>
>>77216032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx53NHWox8M
>>
>>77216032

i remember watching this. with my parents. we all just had no idea what happened.
>>
>>77216028
>implying
>>
>>77216042
>ass backwards physics
>expensive as fuck
>autistic community
>iberians/brazilians will ruin your race
Oh but you can race with a decent size grid any time so that totally redeems it
>>
>Ken Schrader p11
>>
>>77216079
>iberians/brazilians will ruin your race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HW2F2j7kW8
>>
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>>77216092
>>
>Free Son is fucked
>>
>The City of Friessen
>>
enough bad nation anthem singing, how about good ones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09RXJeX6ajA

this dude was a heavy metal singer who gave it up for a while to be a cop.
>>
>>77216102
>that flip

holy shit iracing physics is dogshit
>>
>>77216102
>wutsgoinonguize
>>
>>77216028
why do i feel personally attacked by this
>>
>>77216124
They still, this to this day, despite NR2003 and everything cannot dissipate angular momentum correctly
What gives?
I have no clue.
>>
>>77216038
Really? I thought last year they were still using the old engine.
>>
>>77216028
is this bad or good
>>
How much of an impact does this dirt track have on tire wear?
>>
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>>77216166
Pleb tier
>>
>>77216165
They never used Eutechnyx's Engine.704 games are based in Unity
>>
>>77216173
Little to none
>>
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>>77216102

>Marcelo Pelegatti

Yeah he's part of a group of Hue's that ruin every single race they are in.

iRacing currently isn't too shit. But it should have been at this point in 2010, not 2017. The fixed MENCS stuff is decent enough. Some tracks just don't have the correct groove though. Like Auto Club should be against the wall and it's not.

The road course stuff is good enough now to where you can jump in any road car and apply the basic principles of driving and be safe enough to race if you have sim raced for a long enough time.

They are still massively lacking in tire fall off and proper grooves. Every track save for a handful of places has a magical grip strip that if you miss you are slow.
>>
FREEZIN IS COMING
>>
>>77216182
As we all know, Unity is automatically bad
>>
AND CANADIAN STREAMER IS OFFICIALLY KILL

F

RIP

ETC
>>
NO RICO NO
>>
Canadian Streamer is Kill
>>
>>77216213
Fuck the Jews at Fox for killing the stream
>>
Rico comes up short once again.
>>
>>77216224
The jews at FOX had left him alone for months
All of the sudden Lou Dobbs pulled this shit
>>
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>>77216224
>>
>inb4 bell and the leaf crash
>>
>yfw Tony gets cucked on his own track
>>
>>77216213
>make the truck series in canada virtually impossible to watch as a paying customer
>kill those who basically give you free publicity.
>>
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>>77216224

>Be Fox Sports
>iOS app literally doesn't work
>fs go website doesn't let you log in through your provider on chrome
>literally force most people to use a stream of becuase your shit app and website never works
>>
GO TO THE CANCER STREAMS LADS

GOOD RACING STILL
>>
Does Freeson get cheers or boos? The people at the track are most likely Tony Stewart fans.
>>
>frieza
is goku out there to stop this leaf?
>>
What team is Friesen racing for this race?
>>
CAWSHUN FOR TY DILLON FLAT TIRE
>>
>cawshun
>>
>tyler
>>
I hope Friesen fails post race inspection then gets in a fight with Tony in the pits
>>
what is this garbage yellow? come on
>>
>finger up to third
DO IT GRANT
>>
>>77216267
link plox
>>
NEW STREAM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLs_C3amAmE&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLs_C3amAmE&feature=youtu.be


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLs_C3amAmE&feature=youtu.be
>>
>Be Stewart Friesen
>Go to Eldora and kick everyone's asses
>Go to asphalt tracks and be hot garbage

I thought dirt guys were supposed to have superior car control relative to asphalt guys?
>>
>>77216282

this is friesen's full time team. halmar racing or some stuff. races the same team on his local dirt stuff. he sucks D on pavement tho.
>>
>>77216282
Halmar Friesen Racing. His own team apparently.
>>
>>77216292
They can't let the leaf win
>>
>>77216303
you da real mvp
>>
>>77216282

His own. Tommy Baldwin's helping him out with his operation.
>>
>>77216304
Same can be said about road course drivers
>>
>>77216308
>>77216310
Thanks, I didnt realize he ran asphalt races
>>
BELL HAS A PUNCTURE
>>
Pierce in 5th, coming to save the day
>>
>Pierce up to 5th

DO IT PIERCE DO THE THING
>>
HAHAHA

How SEETHING is Tony right now?
>>
Gets and Nemechek fukkin dies in a racing related crash this year
>>
PIERCE WILL WIN
>>
>>77216351

he tried to run a full trucks schedule this year. check his results, kek. i think they gave up at gateway but came back for this race knowing he'd be strong
>>
Schrader, Harmon, and Norm all running pretty good
>>
>>77216360
>they seriously bought him a steering wheel

kek
>>
Gets and french Friesen wins
>>
>Norm up to 12th
>>
>crap ton
>>
crafton? really?

boo
>>
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>we won't get a freisen exposing smoke post race interview
>>
>ciccarelli caution
>>
Three strike rule for Not Jennifer
>>
get the fuck off the track ciccalello
>>
Thank you based Matt
>>
>Ciccarelli

bada bing bada boom ey I'm wrecking 'ere
>>
CAWSHUN FOR THE 10 AGAIN
>>
The fuck is up with that dago...
>>
>>77216414
>oy vey the goyim know
>>
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>>77216414
>Tony will never have to hand the trophy to a man who accused him of murder and stole his girl
>>
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Pierce p5 lads
>>
W E T
E
T

D I R T
>>
Gonna be pretty fucking weird if Friesen wins considering Tony owns this place
>>
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>Fox Business Network
I don't know. I just don't understand anything anymore
>>
>>77216474

USA soccer was on FS1.

Really the same thing as when NBC throws the F1 race one CNBC when it's EPL season.
>>
Who spun? Yeley?
>>
>>77216370
>>77216469
>>77216444
Gimme a quick rundown on this
>>
>>77216474
Soccer is on FS1

The faggots won the culture wars
>>
C R A P T O N
R
A
F
T
O
N

W I N S

LOL
>>
>>77216489

Friesen was banging Tony's girlfriend who was racing in the same race that Tony ran over Kevin Ward, so he went on Sportscenter and said that Tony hit Ward on purpose
>>
The local team wins!
>>
>crapton
what a waste of time
>>
>Crap Ton

Anticlimactic af
>>
>>77216489

Friesen essentially called Tony a murderer after the Kevin ward thing. Said Tony uses his car as a weapon. Friesen is also currently fucking Tony's ex gf.
>>
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TOYOTAWINSLOL
>>
i hope crafton finally gets out of the series now, it's been 17 years or more
>>
>>77216512
>>77216514
Better than a fucking leaf
>>
a golden shovel?

who /drjacoby/ here?
>>
>>77216527
>nuPeaks
>>
>>77216523
He's there forever, just like Hornyday and Sprague
>>
When was the last time someone won a race like that? By actively saving their equipment until the end?
>>
>>77216523
He's trying to outdo hornaday and literally kill the series
>>
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>cleanest truck wins
>>
>no more leaf streams

thanks for killing our sport fox
>>
>>77216523
I like Crafton and Sauter in trucks. It can't just be rookies.
>>
>>77216546
not in a long time since the way all of these modern cars/trucks are built, it gives a huge aero advantage to the leader "clean air"

this is a dirt track so it has none of that shit, so matt actually saved his shit up and won it Mark Martin style
>>
>>77216546

schrader did it in the arca race at rockingham in 11 or so. all the youngins burned their tires off and schrader just drove up thru.
>>
>tranny stalking him with a shovel
>>
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RESTRICTOR PLATES AT INDY XFINITY!

GET HYPE!
>>
>>77216609
Is that real? Why?
>>
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>>77216609
The worst part is that NASCAR will probably never be back at IRP since they reduced their seating capacity. A-at least there's ARCA...
>>
>>77216626
because racing at indy in stock cars is so fucking boring they're desparate to try anything to make it more interesting.
>>
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>>77216626
Yes, and because pack racing
>>
>>77216637
NHRA owns the track, NASCAR will never run there again
Too bad
So sad
>>
>>77216640
>>77216645
Well at least Ill watch now, I wonder how this will look

Are they going to have Daytona-like pack racing now? The turns seem too sharp for that
>>
>>77216657
>Daytona-like pack racing now?
on a flat one groove track?
Sure thing.
>>
>>77216657
>Are they going to have Daytona-like pack racing

More like "clean air wins LoL" racing imo....
>>
>>77216559
This, you need some enforcers and familiar faces
>>
>>77216679
>tfw Mike Skinner was the best at this task
>>
>>77216657
What NASCAR thinks will happen is those slightly gay slingshot Indy 500s with 80 lead changes from a few years ago.

What will actually happen is dick.
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