Why does the whole world love soccer except the USA?

because you're cunts

>>77211419
what about australia, canada and until recently china and india?

>>77211464
only relevant country of those is china
>australian football
>hockey
>cricket
shit taste

We don't tbqh

>>77211419
>the state of that team
wew must have been rough

>>77211484
>We pretend we don't cause we suck

because were are shit and we like dick.

Who is the Indian guy?

Because a lot of americans don't have the attention span for it, and because our domestic leagues are largely viewed as lack luster.

>>77211484
canada it's just the 52nd state tho

>>77211419
Because soccer is for fags.

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>>77211559

>>77211588
That was embarrassing to watch because I'm a 49ers fan

>>77211536
whos the 51st??

Cause we got other sports that are way more entertaining

>inb4 American sports suck

May not be entertaining to you, but they're entertaining to Americans

>>77211631
puerto rico

>>77211609
Come on now, San Francisco is the gayest city in America you should know this by now. That's what you get supporting a San Fran team senpai.

>>77211523
vikash dhorasoo

>>77211634
>because we've got shit taste

Don't worry, we know.

>>77211634
commercials are entertaining? I find them boring and a waste of time personally

>>77211635
canada is more the 51st than PR, hell like 5% of americans could find PR on a map

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>>77211636
I know, but my dad was a 49ers fan, and I've been a 49ers fan my entire life, so I'm basically stuck supporting this trash team

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>>77211419

>>77211660
I find them disturbing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7uY36-LwA

>>77211504
that and our relevant players would rather play for actually relevant NTs unlike the US with their extreme nationalism and shit

>>77211709
wat

>>77211745
>tfw people hated Hargreaves despite being one of our best defensive midfielders ever

>>77211419
Because they suck at it.

>>77211536
It absolutley is not.

Most Americans think Canadians are faggots and a shit country.

At least Puerto Rico is a nice place to vacation.

>>77211822
>but if you're the kind of obsessed soccer person that eventually becomes great like messi, you're shunned in this country still

messi was obviously going to be GOAT at like 5 years old. even if an american kid was that talented I think he'd be scouted by a european academy

I don't know https://instagram. com/p/BWtkMSLBT9Y/

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>>77211419
>french team
>has no french players

>>77211532
MLS is pretty good compared to a lot of leagues.

>>77211419
>whitest player is algerian

Not enough goals. Burgers need games where you score frequently. Aso shitty format for commercial breaks so there is no lobby.

>>77211419
because the best soccer leagues play at 9:00 A.M. eastern standard time, when americans are punching in at work. soccer will never be popular here until we have a talented league of our own, so soccer will never be popular here.

>>77212584
Which makes me wonder why they like handegg so much. One of the most boring things I've watched in my whole life was a "defense focused" match like the broncos vs patriots last season. And there's a lot of those each season

>>77211419
>>77211451
>>77211511
>>77211532
>>77211559
In terms of pure numbers, the United States has just as many fans of soccer as most other countries, and we spend tons. The "we don't care" angle lost all credibility a long time ago, the market is expanding big time.

>>77213773
yeah those are called immigrants, you abject failure. talk to me when you graduate high school.

>>77213806
>implying immigrants aren't Americans
You dipshit this is America, we're all sons of immigrants.


>MLS teams are worth an average of $185 million -- that's up 80% from four years ago.
>"So, when you deal with Millennials and Hispanics, two really important demographics in our country and drivers of commerce and drivers of entertainment," he said, "That's a good thing."

>>77213896
http://money.cnn.com/2017/03/03/news/mls-growth-don-garber/index.html
forgot to add link.

>>77213896
This post reeks of CHI

MLS does a shit job of marketing the sport

we are seeing a boom in interest though, maybe in a decade we'll have a real interest

>>77211977
I think the truth is anyone here that would be great at soccer gets pushed into football, basketball, baseball or literally any other sport with a bigger base and better coaches.

>>77215326
The biggest problem with MLS is that for a long time the biggest teams sucked. I'm a Sporting KC fan, but it's hard for a league to grow when the best team is in Kansas City. Hopefully we see the Fire continue to be good and good teams coming out of NY/LA.

>>77211878
stop being tsundere
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2016/09/22/us-poll-just-3-per-cent-of-americans-dislike-canada.html

>>77211419
USA has better sports