Question for Brazilian anons. Are any of these players elite?

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>>77211162
>marlon brandao

Pikachu is decent.

>>77211162
Mosquito is a future GOAT

>>77211183
can he make it to the national team? it would be hilarious to have pikachu play for brasil

>>77211223
maybe for a friendly against liechtenstein

>>77211162
Nope

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>>77211162
>I don't rate Creedence Clearwater Couto

>Roberto Carlos and Cafu
>Marcelo and Dani Alves
>John Lennon and Pikachu
Why are Brazilian full-backs so GOAT?

>>77211162
brandao is a really funny name

There's another Pitbull, Dudu, who plays for América MG. He's pretty good.

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>>77211162
>mfw realizing these are the names of actual, non-ficticious players

Wew, and I thought fake names like Diarréia, Bananinha Dolca and Ernesto do Camisolina Verde were an exaggeration

>>77211650
>Diarréia
Is this for real?

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>#9 scores
>it ain't me starts playing

Pikachu is good.

>>77211274
>marcelo
literally the afro'd neil taylor

>>77211162
Argel and Scheidt had good carreers
Pikachu is good for Brasileirão

whats the problem with ben-hur and rafael scheidt? the first is a biblical name, like joseph and matthew. the second sounds like a pretty average name as well.

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Reminder to remember CCC and rate him

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Claudio Pitbull could have been GOAT of Alberto Barbosa League

Fucks was cool. Heard he has been a good manager

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>>77211650
>Ernesto do Camisolina Verde

Brazil was a mistake

>>77211162
>no Bactéria
>no Gatorade

>>77211162
The thing that makes me happy about this image is that the players in pic really play on those positions.

>Ghandi
>Attacker

>>77211162
>No James Bond on the team

What the fuck?

>>77212204
marcelo is objectively the best left full back of the 2010s

>>77218728
players on op's picture are actual pro players, bacteria and gatorade never made it

>>77211162
>creedence clearwater couto scores
>i ain't no senator's son by bruce springsteen starts playing

Tsunami plays for Remo in Série C

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BR nicknames are top kek

>>77222408
Where does Bacteria play?

>>77220008
>bacteria never made it
This made me sad.

>>77211183
I heard pikachu join some italian club, is that true?

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>>77222605
>Chocolate
>Farinha
>Miojo

>>77222605
>caça
>poop

learn2cedilha

>>77222605
>wallyson
>hallyson
>ythallo
>basquin
>nalisson
>pauliciano
>klemer
>euller
>windson

>>77211162
>Ben-Hur
every time

>brazilian player named caca (fuck the ç)
>no argentinian/uruguayan/whatever player named perro

>>77223792
If there is a player with the name Gatorade, there must be a perro somewhere.

>>77211162
who unironically names their son gandhi

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>>77211162
http://anu.co.uk/brazil/

Now YOU can have your own dumb Brazilian name!

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>>77224274
Wew la

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>>77220008

>Bacteria and Gatorade

Some needs to reddit-commentate a football game of a team exclusively made up of these players names. It has massive hilarity potential.

>>77222605
>di maria
>you wonder why
>then you realise he's black

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Rafael Scheidt, can't even remember if he was good or not, maybe he was OK
Argel Fuchs was a good defender, bit of a butcher
Pikachu is overrated
Claudio Pitbull is a good striker, he won some title with Vitoria de Setubal and they made a pizza named Pitbull, in homage to him.

this is what the XFL could be like today, if only Vince didn't pull the plug

>>77227659
>reddit-commentate

I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds like cancer.

>>77228036
I used to hate WWE as a whole until I watched the XFL 30 for 30. That shit was amazing.

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Rest in Peace Matheus Caramelo

>>77218251
Scheidt sounds like shite in English. That's the joke.

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From a rugby team last season

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>>77228601
You posted this because of him, didn't you

>>77228665
Not only him

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>>77228601
for me, it's Hellmeister (Bellório)

>>77228601
>TSUBACCA
literally who can stop them?

>>77222605

For me, it's Dentinho.

(Mosca a close second)

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Another team

>>77227913
He is not even Brazilian, he is from Haiti
>>77222679
No, Pikachu still plays for muh Vasco

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>>77230457
> Mr. D

>>77222605
>WIlliam Batoré
>meme player

>>77230457
>Duncan Randall
>Mr D
Piece of shit, he is aware of his nickname.

>>77212175
underrated

>>77230457
> (ERRADO)
does that implies the same that it does in spanish?

>>77232315
Sí

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>>77211162
How terrible must one's life be going around with the name Pikachu

>>77232435
I think it's a nickname.
Can't tell how those really work in br culture tho. I mean you can't stop people from calling you names anyway

>>77232601
Just did some research.Turns out he was just a weeb who liked pikachu, guess it's not so bad

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>>77230457
>susto
>gordao
>BOY
>carnaval

>>77230457
For me, it's -

>>77232435
Most of those are nicknames, no one names their kid Pikachu or Pitbull.

Real shit names are things like Wellington, Werleyson, Deyverson., Valdisnei (Pronounce Walt Disney)

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>there's a guy named Kenshiro Daniels on the Philippines national team
>his dad actually played Kenshiro in the live action Fist of the North Star film and named his son after him
I wish I was making this shit up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenshiro_Daniels

>>77233006
>dat fucking movie
damn I'd forgotten about this

>>77211696
>>77218525
>fake names

lrn2 read comprehension

Wonder if they'll ever pull a Chad Thunder

>>77219916

Pikachu sometimes plays as AM or RW. Really good player

>>77230457
For me, it's -

>>77228601
>TSU

Friendly reminder that "Kun" literally took his name from anime as well.