Heem

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A S T H E T I C

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for me, it's meisha

>>77209670
>hides her tits
>flaunts her butt
is this her new thing? or is this pre-surgery.

Post your boys:

>Stiopic
>Khalabib
>Showtime
>Lil Showtime
>DC
>Boestch
>Lawler
>Weidman

Retired boys:
>Liddell
>Henderson
>Hughes
>Rumble

>>77209691
that is from like 08

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anything is better than a canadian thread

>>77209695
Thought you British?

>>77209711
yeah her face is different

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>>77209730

>>77209799
Only the first one is mine. Like I said multiple times when this was happening.

>>77208812 #
If you need that explained to you, you need to go back to WWE.

>>77208821 #
Play by play isn't about being funny, stupid.

This is a sports board, losers. Stop being dumb about basic shit.

How does Darren Elkins win?

And why is brazil cowboy underdog?

>>77209724
I'm an honorary Briton now that I fucked ur mum

Is Gilbert Burns ever coming back?

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>>77209877
>How doe Darren Elkins win?
nigga any way he wants

>>77209877
Let the Bermudez tire out from 2.5 rounds of beating the shit out of him and then heem him

>>77209872
If you can't come up with an explanation you should heem urself

>>77209920
per ufc rules there can only be one color commentator

>>77209951
What does that even mean? Joe Rogan is a whiteboi deal with it!

>>77209970
that would be a colored commentator

>>77209986
No, cormier is "colored"

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>B- Brandon... I like ya but you need to not stand so close to me. Move back and give me some personal space and whatnot...

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when JuJu makes her Rizin debut, is she gonna finally become a real heem meem?

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>>77210024
she really deserves to be a contender for heem queen

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HEAT LIKE HARDY!!!!

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>>77210023
Keep your dog on a leash bro

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>>77210024
she even trains with the girl Cynthia choked unconscious

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Useless Zilch still has not explained what's wrong with Joe and Cormier commentating

>>77210092
Np

>>77210058
>that forehead
>those toes

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>>77210109
you got a problem with her feet?

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>>77210023

>FOOOR SUUURE check out this pterodactyl dick my man

>>77210121
10 year old chinese boy

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>>77210133
you sure about that?

>>77210121
who is this. did she use to be ring girl, now fighting? she's qt

also her toes are nice t. footfag

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>>77210145
she's a fighter that gave a speech at the last rizin event. she's supposed to be Rizin's big star but im not sure why. she only has a few amateur fights and shes good but i dont know why Rizin is investing so heavy in her

Dave Meltzer confirmed Brock is back in the USADA pool

>>77210193
I'll wait for Schaub to comment on the situation.

>>77210178
>but im not sure why
probably because she's pretty. she's done interviews in american media in like february.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fotLc07Aqkk

also they're feeding a 3-17 to her. also apparently her mom is famous in japan.

>>77210201
I don't give a fuck what Brendan Schaub has to say at a time like this

>>77210239
I'll wait for Schaub to comment on this post.

>>77210232
reminder, this interview was BEFORE her FIRST amateur fight. there's obviously a plan behind her.

>>77210232
yeah i saw they're giving her a bum and i dont get why because she's already beaten decent amateurs. i dont know about her mom but she cant even speak japanese really. shes basically american

Out of a general curiosity who is your favorite female mixed martial artist?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWu_tlUFELU/

>>77210145
>>77210058
her feet look retarded here

i bet frank mir is super salty right now because brock is coming back and he still thinks they're rivals. "c-come fight me in bellator"

>>77210332
Since when is murr in Bellator?

>>77210332
>>77210193
Feed him to Ngannou

>>77210332
HUNT REMATCH

Is there anything that can stop Schaub's success? He just seems to be k-k-killing the game where ever he goes.

>>77210342
released recently, bellator likely

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Has Jon been arrested yet?

>>77210404
>Is there anything that can stop Schaub's success?
The progressive CTE

>>77210299
they look alright, but i need more to reach a conclusion.

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Stiopic destroys him inside 1 round

I'd say do Lesnar vs Black Beast

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>>77210439
THIS

>>77210145
>also her toes are nice t. footfag
I had my first experience seeing a footfag irl this past Friday. It was an entrance of a club and this guy was taking pictures of all the girls who were going in, the thing that he didn't know or maybe he did, was that flash was on, I got second hand embarrassment watching this guy just zoom in on random girls' feet. It got so bad the bouncer had to come over and tell him to cut it out.

>>77210439
Ngannou is already booked against JDS

>>77210466
Reddit pls go

Would you learn martial arts from a girl?

>>77210484
Only jitz

>>77210460
ok i'm not like that guy. those guys have gone to a place in their head i hope i'm never going to enter. or those guys that sneak sniffs off women's chairs in public. it's strictly private for me.

here's a guy who made it his job to interview college girls about their feet
https://www.youtube.com/user/demonfighter4/videos
i admire his confidence, but not much else

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>>77210484
Yes.

Brock is apparently going back to UFC full time because he's not resigning with the WWE after his contract.

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>>77210518
>tfw you nut your gi

>>77210484
Why not, if she knows her stuff it cant be worse than learning from fat old man like Richard Perez for example

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>>77210529
USADA was a mistake.

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>>77210592
>Brock comes back looking like current year Vitor

>>77210178
Why is Rizin investing in women so much? The only male fighter they've tried to push so far is that Iranian wrestler

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>>77210592
Australia was a mistake

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>>77210618
Prepping the girls for the prostitution circuit.

>>77210622
On the contrary, Australia was the solution.

If Brock is coming back then it's to fight Stipe

You think Brock stands a chance against Stipe?

Steroids or not, nobody can deny that Schaub and Brock are freak athletes with elite genetics.

>>77210618
>Gabi
once in a life time giant female world championship athlete. somebody has to get paid off of her
>Shinju
tall, pretty, american but asian and maybe a decent fighter. shes a walking paycheck

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is this a good fighter body?

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For me its Heather

Dana better give Bork a USADA exemption. No one wants to see a human sized Brock and the UFC needs the money.

I wanna see Brock just dragging people to the corner against the cage and pounding them out Lesnar vs Mir 2 style in 1 round

>>77210652
You're missing the "/or" that would make that a valid sentence, homeslice.

>>77210708
Why wasn't Schaub using the karate stance? Wouldn't that have stopped him from getting knocked out?

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>>77210708

>>77210732
How is that an insult though

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>>77210732

>>77210745
Confirmed?

>>77210732

What a loser lol:

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/kDSYN5hnwQM9LpJUN9J6xA/

>>77210745
>>77210750
Not me

>>77210762
Uh no, it's you until you prove otherwise sweetie.

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>>77210732
Show your Schaub masturbation dungeon.

>>77210769
Not posting a pic.
>>77210772
Doesn't exist

>>77210745
Wow coralsprings with that JUST haircut lol

>>77210774
But it's not me.

>>77210773
>Not posting a pic.

I already posted one here: (>>77210745)

>>77210745
Even Schaub is weirded out by Coral Springs

>>77210762
>>77210786
says it's you

Brock will come back but he'll fight someone like doom or overheem before he gets a title shot against Stiopic

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Weidman vs Gastelum
Bermudez vs Elkins
Cummins vs Villante
Rivera vs Almeida
Good vs Santos

I won't be around to goof the picks live during the event but I will take picks up until the morning of the card. I can post the file for someone else to take a shot or just goof them afterward

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>>77210859
>gastelum
>Elkins
>Villante
>Rivera
>Good

>>77210859
>I will take picks up until the morning of the card
you do know you're not getting paid to do this? wtf

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>>77210859
Gastelum
Bermudez
Cummins
Rivera
Good

>>77210859
What a difficult card to predict. All the underdogs could win for all I know.

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>>77210882
>inb4 reported

>>77210859
>good vs santos
way to include the 50/50 prelim match to fuck everyone up you piece of shit

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>>77210859
Gastly
Elkins
Cummins
Rivera
Santos

>>77210859
you need to goof them from your phone at the arena

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>>77210904
>>77210889

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>>77210859
Kelvin
One-arm Elkins
P. Cum
Rivera
Good

>>77210859
>Good vs Santos

Fucking idiot.

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>>77210914
kek, i unironically would if it were possible

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>>77210882
Dudes guessed on over 20 recent fights, motherfucker hasn't won one!
>I-it's my lucky .jpg

>>77210932
you live in new york?

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How many times i have to tell you that youre totally goofs its about wmma

The prettiest Asian fighter right now is Song Ga Yeon.She fights for ROAD FC.At least pick the right fuckin Asian girl

Where you're gonna learn newbies?

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>>77210859
Weidman
Bermudez
Cummins
Rivera
Santos

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>>77210900
GET OUT OF THERE ALAN!!

>>77210859
Weidman
Bermudez
Cummies
Rivera
Good

>>77210946
why would anyone answer that?

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>>77210949
Looks like a dude in a wig.

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>>77210960

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>>77210859
Weidman
Bermudez
Villante
Rivera
Good

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>>77210859 #
Weidman
Bermudez
Cummies
Rivera
Good

(Use this one in cap instead pls)

>>77210975
he literally just told us where he is specifically going to be and at what time this saturday you fucking retard

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>>77210939

>>77211009
you are mentally retarded

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>>77210859
Wideman
the damage
Villante
Rivera
Good

>>77210975
>Yeah I'll be at the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Uniondale, New York this Saturday night
>No I won't tell you what state I live in

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>>77211017

>>77210985
Feels like every since then we don't see leg locks anymore in UFC why is that ?

>>77211017
>T-that one time
You're a furfag right?

>>77210975
lol just wondering if he's actually traveling from out of state to see this meh card relax

>>77211047
Let's see your picks image big guy

>>77211047
no

>>77211058
>not using a different image everytime

>>77211058
I do t stick to same one and I don't bother saving winning screenshot tbqh
>>77211062
Nothing g is worse than closeted furfag, seek help!

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>>77211022
>>77211058
.>tfw only smart American poster

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But Heather is the best

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>>77210859
Gastelum
Elkins
Cummins
Almedia
Santos

>>77211071
its a funny image and notable from the thumbnail because its so yellow. its a good picks image

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>>77210859
Weidman
Bermudez
Cummins
Rivera
Santos

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>>77210755
This got me browsing the achieve

take a look http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/54731928/#q54732876

Scroll down the thread for maximum amusement. It just gets better lel

The last ever..

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>>77211028
here you go my guy. fresh off the meme press

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>>77211111
>its a funny image
Literally how?

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>>77210859
Wide man
Bermudez
Vilante
Rivera
Good

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>>77210859
Gastelum
Bermudez
Cummins
Almeida
Santos

>>77211170
This is the spammer.
>>77211169
This is me.

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>>77210859
Weidman
Bermudez
Cummins
Almeida
Good

>>77211177
the spammer is the second one? would never have thought.

>>77211177
The other spammer you mean

>>77211177
This is the spammer, take my picks pls. >>77211170

>>77211177
so they're both the spammer?

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>>77211138
>Abu Schaubi

>>77211177
so this >>77211170 is coral springs?

>>77211232
No, that is not me.

>>77211232
Yeah

>>77211232
yeah that's me

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>>77210859
Gastelum
Bermudez
Cummins
Rivera
Santos

>>77211232
No

>>77211232
Both of them are me

>>77211232
One spams literal shit, the other spams figurative shit

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>>77210859
Gastelum
Bermudez
Cummins
Rivera
Good

>>77211289
cute

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rate my fresh meme lads

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amazing how much shitposting the picks causes
>calendar guy haters
>picks impersonators
>shitting on picks images
>previous picks wins dick measuring contests

>>77211352
good meme

>>77211289
>that middle eastern nose

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>>77211352
Love it

>>77211381
its doesnt take much to set people off here

>>77211352
Fuckoff, DC is a SAINT

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Reminder that only true fans can make profit out of watching UFC, or else they are casual scum who know nothing about mma fighting. :^)

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>>77211381
My dick grew 4 inches thanks to winning picks 4 times, believe you me buddeh

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>>77210859
Gastelum
Elkins
Cummins
Rivera
Good

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>>77210859
Weedman
Elkins
Villante
Rivera
Good

>>77211439
Only true UFC fans don't drop their boy after one loss

>>77211433
>>77211433
It really doesn't 2bh

>>77211352
10/10 I love it

>>77211439
>my town is worth more than your country

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>>77211466

When will hoodiebro make his presence known?

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>>77211531

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>>77210859
Gastelum
Elkins
Cummies
Thomas
Good

>>77211575
poor schwab

>>77211571
Make that into a head

>>77211558
its pretty surprising that he didn't make more posts after it came out. i think it was a total of 3 posts that can really be put on him. i guess i wouldnt want any heem attention either

>>77211593
I think half of the healthy brain is still more brain than the CTE one

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>>77211606
what do you think that is?

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>>77210859

Gastelum
Bermudez
Villante
Almeida
Santos

>cynthia calvillo said "i hope i don't get robbed" to joanne

lolol joanne literally seething

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>>77210859
Weidman
Bermudez
Villante
Rivera
Good

>>77211656
she legit thought she won that fight for some reason. i get that its her home town and usually the judges are gonna side with you but she did fuck all in that fight. barely pushed the pace at all and was surprised cynthia didnt walk into her fists

In the extremely likely event that Wideman loses to Gas-telum he really needs to consider retirement.

There's no way to come back after getting memed on by a manlet, reachlet, neckbearded fatty, even if it is almost a foregone conclusion by this point.

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>>77210859
I'll goof them bro

>>77211691
He won't lose

>>77211685
she won round two the judges were retarded

round three was close

>>77211691
>Extremely likely
Don't say this unless you're betting money on it lol.

>>77211691
Heyyyyyyyy baby

There ain't no easy way out

>>77211352
Good stuff will definitely trigger spainsperg and other dorks

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>whatcha lookin' at, rapist? scram before i put you in a kimura.

>>77211707
yeah she won round 2 but in rounds 1 and 3 she was just pawing around without really looking for a finish or doing anything close to impressive. i can get if she thinks its close but she thought she won decisively. thats retarded

>>77211736
agreed, she was banking on the hometown cooking.

>>77211610
Hoodiebro was never a heem regular, he just browses /sp/.

>>77211752
But how would he so easilly recognize stiopic? Then again I'm not good with faces

>>77211691
Weidman fights best as an underdog my guy

>>77211763
Because he lives in Cleveland so he was probabaly more familiar with Stiopic than any other champ edges Conor. I'd imagine even a casual fan in Cleveland would recognize him.

weidman lost to top 5 guys, """""p4p"""" guys at that

that division is so shit if you consider the age of the guys left sam "the cuck" alvey could become top 10

>Rory has beaten Maia and Woodley

>>77211778
Or he can not make the weight cut and fight at light heavyweight shogun and lil nog are ranked

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Reminder that this is the only UFC event in August.

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>>77210859
Gastelum
Bermudez
Villante
Almedia
Good

>>77211778
Sam Alvey could beat Bisping over 5 rounds

>>77211809
Brad Tavares would drag Bisping to deep waters my guy

bisping romero jacare anderson and vitor retire ...tim boetsch vs. same alvey fight for the title

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>>77211803
the calendar for next month looks scrawny as fuck

>>77211803
I'm not sure which white female fighter pictured there to root for.

>>77211816
For sure Thales Leites would be a tough test for Bisping my guy(Oh wait he actually was)

>>77211817
What happens to Whittaker, Weidman, Rockhold, and Gastelum?

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>>77211789
and got shit-canned by Wonderboy in his backyard post-USADA

>me left

>>77211827
Me vs calendernigger book it for the 19th and we stream it on youtube

>>77211827
Everything is cleared for Mcgregor vs mayweather. Gets everyone hungry for fights all months then we have that on the 26th

>>77211803
They basically scrapped their normal PPV to max out Mayweather-McGregor buys

>>77211839
I don't know Literal Jim.

>>77211853
He said he's going to the UFC card this Saturday.

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>>77210859
Weedman
Elkins
Villante
Almeida
Good

>>77211871
My names not Jim.

>>77211865
I thought it was because mighty meme didnt want to fight dillashaw?

>>77211871
Think dana would put us on the fight pass prelims then?

How many buys would Schaub vs Lesnar do?

>>77211877
Was that ever officially scheduled? I really doubt they'd have a competing PPV with so much on the line

>>77211897
i'll buy it unironically

https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/887779733773176832
#banter

>>77211897
None, Schaub is on the run from USADA.

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>>77210859
Gastelum
Bermudez
Villante
Rivera
Good

>>77211917
Nice gyno faggot.

>>77211897
Imagine Brock and Goobs being on the same card doing a press conference together

>>77211909
215 was scheduled for the 19th i think and the goal was for it to be mm vs tj and that didnt happen so dana scrapped the whole event. The may-mac fight probably was another reason tho

Time for fatsmash

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/

http://www.ufc.com/rankings

>jon jones ranked #7

>>77211948
Schaub's been killing the comedy game. He would clown them both.

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>>77211959
are you stupid?

>>77211948
That would be a bad business move

>>77211969
he meant p4p dummy

>>77211917
>NoShortcutsToGreatness
>dopes
wew

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>>77211981
>ufc p4p ranking
>meaning anything at all
what?

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lol he had GSP at #1
is that accurate in 2017?

>>77211956
I don't doubt that the MM drama was real, but I think they were hunting for an excuse to cancel

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>>77211994
>dick pills are cheating
maybe at giving orgasms

>>77211964
Is "killing the game" to be understood as "destroying any possibility of anyone giving a shit about the game"?

Because if so, 100% for sure Schaub is killing the comedy game.

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>tfw I picked Weidman but I know there is no escape from the mist

>>77212005
>Canadians

>>77212005
That is a better list than the cucks who have Amanda Nunes above Jon.

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Whats up faggots. How was everyone's day?

Have you paid the piper today?

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>>77211964
>Schaub's been killing the comedy game
100%

>>77212011
Schaub for sure fucked your mom when he was on his SOLD OUT comedy tour in Australia. The only thing that can explain your anger.

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>>77212022
Going to in about an hour

>>77211809

Bisping already beat Thales Leites, who beat Alvey pretty convincingly.

>>77211816

Who the fuck is Brad Tavares?

>>77212022
I heemed my wrist paying the piper today because some dumb bitch doesn't know what yield sign means
On the flip side I got 4 weeks off from work so it's not all that bad

is brandon schwab a meme fighter

>>77212046
For sure Thales Leites was a tough fight my guy

>>77212022
im going to pipe your mom in a minute

>>77212027
>a sober observation of the complete lack of charisma, talent, and knowledge that Brando Shwab possesses is only recognizable as jealousy and hatred to members of his cult

You really need to stop sniffing the stuff that comes out of your ass. And clean your keyboard, it's disgusting.

>>77212047

lol you got hit by a car on a jog?

that is rough

>>77212047
>he fell for the yield meme

>>77212070
Nah I flew over handlebar riding bike and broke my wrist on landing

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>>77212064
>still denying the reality of Schaub's success
Lol
&I don't have a keyboard.

>>77212024
I'm still waiting for someone to post one of his jokes

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for me, it's paulie

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>>77212108
This is you

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>>77212113
He succeeded at repeatedly making himself look like a moron, I already agreed with you there.

>>77212145
His MMA career in the UFC

>>77212108
>riding a bicycle
what fucking century is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdMw7wya5_8

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>>77210859
Weedman wook
the DAMAGE
vilante
thomas the engine
good

>>77212165
>pro athlete in two sports
>two top rated podcasts
>successful international comedy tours
>paid analyst for showtime and Bellator
Now list your successes.

>>77212194
>>pro athlete in two sports

When did he play in the NFL? Just list one game, my man.

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>>77210859
Steakstelum
The Menace
Villante
Terror
Good

>>77212176
I tell you hwat, it beats running as a means of paying the piper

POINT TO DA EAZY WORK DENN

>>77212200
you fuck what m8, that's disrespectful girls dont poop

>>77212215
Nice deflection my man.

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>>77212222

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>>77210859
Weidman
Elkins
Cummins
Rivera
Santos

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>>77212222
LEMME SEE THE BAG

>>77212216
why do you do this?

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Really makes you think

>>77212227
How can you be considered a pro footballer if you never play pro football?

>>77212221
You gonna get some dank painkillers?

>>77212253
He did play pro football, you're just blinded by h8. Still waiting on your list my man.

>>77212245
Do what? That is my first and only pick i swear

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Money money money team
Money money money team
Money money money team
Money money money team
Money money money team

>>77212263
seriously, why do you do it?

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>>77210859
Kelvin "Real Muthaphukkin" G
Bermudez
Cummies
Rivera
Good

>>77212250
as it should be

casuals giving nate super powers because he's bigger than gooby

>>77212262
He never played in the NFL. Nobody gives a shit about the other leagues.

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>>77212272
I sincerely do not know what you're talking about. You even took my pick last time!

>>77212284
This

>>77212258
No. it doesnt even hurt much, feels like somebody is strongly squeezing my hand now that I have it in a cast

>>77212284
I care and I'm somebody

>>77212284
>>77212294
Schaub was a pro athlete in two sports and you're both obese. Sorry, not sorry.

>>77212306
BTFO

>>77212293
just be normal dude. stop

>>77212300
So what, get some vicodins and sell them to friends or people you know. People pay top dollar for that shit

>>77212328
Dont know what you're talking about honestly. You should take a break from this website.

>>77212293
Dude looks like inflatable vagina

>>77212305
You're a zilch.

>>77212306
>Schaub was a pro athlete in two sports
Never made it to the NFL. Is only notable in MMA as having the best lowlight reel in human history. Has a previously unheard of amount of CTE and will shoot his wife before shooting himself and leaving his son an orphan.

And you'll wish that you could have sucked his dick while you had the chance.

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>>77210859
Gastelum
Elkins
Villante
Almedia
Santos

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>brendan "i bet you'd be surprised" schaub
imagine if he tried to wrestle with brock in the cage. just imagine it.